Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before
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I agree about the "soft names for hurricanes". Do you really want to tell your grandchildren that you were almost killed by Hurricane Debbie?
The soft names actually makes them more ominous. Just imagine, you all alone in your home, then, the tornado alarms echoes in the distance as someone warns from a speaker that "Joey" is coming and you have look for shelter. As the winds flow with great strength your house starts to tremble, you manage to get in the basement. Hours pass.. From the radio is hear that the tornado is gone, you come out and see nothing, nothing is left, none of your or anyone's houses, they are gone, reduced to pieces, some people is hurt, other missing, and worst, some are dead. And all this caos, is fault of "Joey"...
Heck, i spontaneously pull out a horror story, welp, enjoy, i guess?
I remember a movie about a Debbie who blew through Dallas.
Back in the old day, good ol hurricane Fluffie a rampage over my barn. Gotta love Fluffie!
That’s probably an actual point really. We had storm Eunice rampage through the UK yesterday. It killed four people or at least that’s the number when I checked the news last night.
Eunice caused 400k homes to have a power cut for at least a day, ripped the roofs off several buildings and blew several trees down.
What truly gets me is that one of those deaths was totally unnecessary. We were all given weather warnings. I myself was in part of the red zone. A red weather warning means the weather is severe enough to potentially kill you and lots of power cuts, falling trees, debris and damaged roofs are likely. You’re told to stay home if you can, don’t travel, don’t drive and absolutely don’t drive high sided vehicles like lorries.
I personally heeded this warning. I made sure I had food that would last a few days that doesn’t need a fridge or freezer, plenty of drinks, checked I still had a decent amount of candles, a working lighter, matches, two flashlights and several batteries. Remarkably I didn’t need to go out and buy anything. So when Eunice came through I was safely tucked up inside my flat. We didn’t even lose power.
But… one woman in her thirties died when a falling tree crushed her car. We’d all been told to stay home and it would have been unreasonable for employers to force people to come to work when every school, train and airport were closed, including the two bridges between England and Wales across the river Severn. If only she’d stayed home then Eunice wouldn’t have killed her.
On a lighter note, not one but two lorry drivers decided to ignore the weather warning and chose to drive during the storm. Which of course blew them over onto their sides, forcing the emergency services to go risk themselves to rescue the drivers and secure the roads they were now blocking to prevent anyone else from coming along and crashing into the tipped over lorries. Neither driver was hurt and presumably had to recover the lorries later after the storm had died down.
I do have to wonder the circumstances that brought those drivers to be driving through such a bad storm with such high winds. Did they freely choose to drive then or were they pressured by bosses.
Either way it was bad.
Dude, when hurricane Ike came through Texas I was getting amused because my dad’s name is Michael and I kept getting reminded of Mike and Ike Candy!
The really weird thing about staring at marked slices of tree is that it lets you read a person's mind.
A nonexistent person’s mind can be understood by staring at flattened and marked wood mush.
@@tyrannosauruscock w o o d m u s h
its more like a tree pancake tbh. you need to grind it first
@@tyrannosauruscock it can be an existent person if its a biography
@@smeltium9692 But there's no guarantee for accuracy, hehe.
5:30 let's have a minute of silence for Cotton Eyed Joe..who probably couldn't see her coming for him..
Coming to terminate him
With socks I see more as ghosting than divorce.
When their mate goes missing I just pair them up with another one. "Mis-matched" Now THAT'S more like being married!
"Sometimes they come back" by Stephen King comes to mind...
My son: I just spent all my change on an emergency banana.
Me: That was the best sentence I ever heard.
The Parent probably wouldn't be there on that day having that conversation with the son, if they had spent THEIR change on an (EMERGENCY BANANA COVER...)before son was concieved...😀 😃 😄 😁🙂 🙃 😉😏
“I thought I smoked myself back to segregation “😂😂😂😂
That one had me crying
Well, if the movie was taking place in the 50's then technically they did XDDD
Movie company in town shooting history drama. Draped a huge Nazi flag over the front of the city hall for two weeks.
Citizens having to work hard at being cool.
The "Soy Chorizo" killed me. lol
just the sound of it..🤮🤮🤮 😂
HOLA SOY CHORIZO I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOUR KNEECAPS
When you are what you eat.
La que comes, eres.
Hours after watching this, I randomly thought of “Stay fresh, cheese bags!” and burst out laughing.
Priceless selection, many memorable quotations.
I really didnt expect these to be so hilarious. Had several lols.
The Hummingbird nest with rain protection is so cute and smart
I'm always so amazed how cats are so clever with only a teaspoon worth of brain.
@@bignicebear2428 And humans who have a huge ass brain being so stupid that they willingly inhale smoke even though they know itll kill them
I don't know. I kind of like "American horse pirate."
My son would never have requested to go to a Wiggles concert. He also hates Frozen. So basically the ideal child.
The ideal child *for you.
10:16 I think, in about five minutes I’m going for a 20 mile drive on Netflix...
I just find it hard to believe. I dont understand how that's possible
@@mechengr1731 It isn't. After a bit of googling it seems to have been debunked a couple of times.
Peasantly plump, I totally relate!
And you might note that her user pic shows cheekbones that could cut freaking glass! Like you have this terrible weight problem girl!
Me too!
This woman has kids that turn lights OFF and hand her the remote? My kids lose the remote every time they touch it and I'm pretty sure they follow me around the house turning on every light I try to turn off...
2:45 Someone needs to translate scientific names for Matt...
matimus ?
@@romilchaudhary7011 No, I am nowhere near as notorious. I just was pretty scientific as a kid, and actually got onto the "What's it mean?" kick.
Doing this shows conclusively that Scientists not only can have a sense of humor (and it's often very juvenile!), and they can also get very bored.
Look up the first published name for what’s now known as _Megalosaurus bucklandii_ 😂
@@ragnkja I did!!! THANK YOU!!!
@@TimeSurfer206I wanna go to the Burgess Shale and discover and describe _Anomalocaris yosemitesamia_ --- two large tentacles emerging from the region of the mouth, and little bitty feet.
As a lesbian, I really do love lesbians.
The "imagine you're a snake Steve Irwin found"
My brain: "HAVE A LOOK AT THIS SHEILA! SHE MIGHT BE ACTING SHY RIGHT NOW, BUT CRIKEY YOU DON'T WANNA GET ON HER BAD SIDE! ONE WRONG MOVE AND WHAM..."
You made my evening 😁
Remember- stay fresh, cheese bags!
It's the new "stay gold, Ponyboy"
the goat dream reminds me that last night i annoyed somebody in my dream so bad that they were gonna kill me, but i told myself that i could just wake up😂 so eh
I had a manager exactly like the CEO. He’d text me constantly during the night and weekends then get mad when I didn’t reply. I was caring for my terminally ill brother in my home and he knew it. I think he believed he had all my time because I was salaried. Not one text was something that couldn’t wait until work hours. I finally initiated the talk about work-life balance with the comment that I bet his wife and family didn’t appreciate that he flew home on Fridays but they really didn’t have his attention. Turns out he was doing this to all his leadership staff but everyone was too scared to stop him. When word got around that I was why he stopped, I received several boxes of candies and some flowers.
when people yawn, do deaf people think they are screaming?
“Death Megatron 300” 🌀
wow, Heckin Chonkosaurus and Northern Thicc Scaleyboy. these are awesome
Hey crotch fruit, hand me that remote control and turn off the lights!!...."Stay fresh you little Cheese bags!" --Not a squirrel, just a good ole' American Horse Pirate!
1:55
Yes. Yes it is.
I concur, which is saying something, given that I am English!
@@John-wj6kg lmao (I'm Dutch 😌)
@@simonevanenkhuizen3228 So you get the joke then lol
;)
@@John-wj6kg yes yes 👏🏻
@@John-wj6kg Agreed - and I'm also English! :)
5:58 Nero in minus zero
This is new. Starting the video now but love your stuff!
Well I finished and it's great but now I'm missing all the witty comments to scroll through...
Smell like concepts😂😂😂 cool sports rush i think smells like sweat 😂
"Soy Chorizo" .. estoy muriendo 😂😂😂😂
Spanish is a bit of a second language for me and I also think it’s funny 😂😂😂
5:22 ah yes, expensive potato that barks at the wind 😭 🤣
I did not expect to laugh like this...I’m dead!
These were really funny and entertaining- thanks and loved the music too - different.
SO many of these are gold. S tier entertainment.
9:09 reminds me of that clip of Wilbur Soot just going “I’m having a panic attack” and rapidly breathing into a harmonica 🤣 lmaooo
0:56 - *BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!* This one was so good, I had to drop everything and e-mail it to my best friend right away!
2:04 - There has GOT to be a good, snappy come-back to that question, but I can't think of it! (The best I've been able to come up with is "Something's afoot!")
3:27 - Are you reading my mind?
4:54 - Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
9:00 - I'd date him!
👌😊😆
4:20 I was so insulted, I woke up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:17 I’m literally dying 😂😂😂😂
Edit:
4:39 too
Ooh pog I'm really early
When I saw that Jim was playing Robotnik I decided to watch the trailer despite never playing the games (didn't have the system for it growing up). But I knew what sonic in the games looked like though, so when I watched the original trailer the first words to enter my brain were, "what in the holy H3ll is that monstrosity!!!" Haven't seen the movie yet, but I'm glad they changed Sonic.
I'd be okay with them changing it up if it were such an unholy monstrosity. There are so many better ways to design anthro.
It was a surprisingly good movie did well. Would have done better with some music from the games like Eggman theme song. But other then that yeah it was alright for sure they opened it up for a second movie. Second movie looks like will have tails and possibly knuckles
Bruh when I saw the animation for sonic just turning into a blue ball of s p e e d my only thoughts were “wtf is this….why is there *visible lightning*” since from what I remember in the games it was just a blue blur that surrounded him lol 😂
2:23 but is pansexual-icey wrong
8:05 he was scopin out Chewie's ass...I understand though
9:42 YEE HARRRRGGGHH!
Preparing for Speak Like an American Horse Pirate Day early? 😁
WTF is it with the captions that just repeat what we can read from the picture? It doesn't make it any funnier if you read it twice.
Oh, god, 3:36 reminded me.... the people living above us have a cat, and it got out one day, and went down the stairs, and forgot about the existence of the stairs, and came to our identical door and asked to come in, and of course we let it in, and it looked around and..... froze. And started a repeat meow that was supposed to bring its mother. Had to be carried back upstairs.
Out of the (literally) 100s of your videos I've watched, this might be my all-time favourite! - and I couldn't just pick one or two, as so many made me laugh!😂😂... but ffs, will you PLEASE get yourselves a proofreader, to fix the typos and mistakes in every/single/one of your videos? I mean, just get in touch and I'll do it for free!
That pasta bit is me with tortellini, for sure. That stuff is snack food. Screw the sauces.
best video yet, so good!
I absolutely lost it at the Cotton Eyed Joe Spider
At3:39 Me What floor?, Doggie ?HUH? ROOF ,ROOF!😂🐕🐕
Another excellent video. 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
My puppy took an elevator once. Refused to go in after that, even if I was holding this 50 pound lug, she would squirm out of my arms and refuse to go in.
1:54 YES
Maybe not always but simply YES.
Finally I found a way to explain how I felt about americans which you guys could actually relate to. By all means its just my german and europaen opinion and I also love you guys but I just had to get this off my soul.
I love staring at marked slices of tree
I laughed. Thank you for your service.
Imagine driving along and you see this (9:00>) in the field alongside the road do you immediately start to check that coffee you got 15 min ago?.
Griefcase is a good pun, but the problem is, it would be too easy to simply mishear it as the straight up word briefcase. While emotional baggage carries no ambiguity or chance for confusion.
0:47 theres a...story or history behind the naming of hurricane. Its quite funny.
دا تول خلګ نابغه دی
Relax it says all these people are geniuses
Bet that 😈covid party mom was like "well i guess my child wasnt a child of god...oh well! I lived thats all that matters"
7:27 and the nose spectrum😂😂😂
Dogs on lifts feel the lift move, they know somehting it going on, if they are not freaking out they are either cool with lifts or they FN trust you.
This video reminded me of when my sister accidentally said cactupus…
4:57 And the rain is sprinkled through the star holes so that we can drink
7:26 dudes got a third eyebrow lmao
Oh cool everyone is posting rm
3:37 I’m pretty sure dogs will understand glass elevators
I mean they feel like cars but vertical
The last one, if everyone started to use condoms more frequently it would be a lot better for this planet.
The container!!! Yooo, finally explains this ish-life'.
I know y'all creators are just looking for free music to back these with but could you look a little harder than Scott Joplin ragtime, even classical, something, anything (yes, I am aware of the volumes buttons future trolls)
Yea I totally get you. As soon as I click on one of these vids, from this and other channel, first thing i do is volume off.
@@tabby73me too
You can always identify someone who's never traveled.
It's always helpful to have a Lesbian in the neighborhood, it increases property values also.
1:10 I feel like Heather Hogan could have her own video about hilarious tweets
Better throw a (salad) in the freezer with ol Julius, otherwise he might feel...(ICELATED...)😀
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A very long time ago, at breakfast, my daughter stated that she hadn't seen Elf (on a frickin shelf) in a long time. I sighed. And said "oh. maybe he died."
Makes my day
Poor Keith 😂
0:47 I laughed so hard at this
4:30
The ‘itch juice’ that they inject makes sure that you don’t bleed out. I mean, you did get something like a needle in your arm and the mosquito just closes the hole. It does indeed itch and is still really annoying.
2:16 hell naw this was written on my birthday 😭
Well, at least the lesbian who saves cats knew exactly who he was talking about.
0:22 as an english person whos entire history and culture is a result of being invaded and murdered by europeans i am offended
For those of you thinking im actually offended ,im not.
3:38
LOL I'M DYING😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the name of the music you used in here?
Anyone else ha e to keep pausing?
7:30: «To think oneself more important than that of progeny» that what? tuggywuggy should review their English…
Damnit brad
Help! Someone call the lesbian saver of cats!
"Homosexual mist?" Let me guess - Tucker is afraid again?
Or was it Alex?
Repubs were reasonable people? That guy must be like 80.
I like how most of these were from Tumblr
6:14 Not Sure, but I Also wanna know how many foods we tried using blow torches on before we decided that was enough fire frosting
5:10 I think these might be the wind turbines by Palm Springs. If so, then the headline is completely true. If you have been to Palm Springs, you would understand.
@Christie Williams I live in Buckeye, Arizona, and it is a two or three hour drive to Palm Springs. While I have only ever had any actual business in Palm Springs once, I have been to it several times. I go on day trips I call Highway Adventures, in which I come up with a route that goes to various places within an area or to a certain place that I will have to go through interesting places to get to. I have explored much of Arizona and eastern California. One of my favorite destinations (By the way, most Highway Adventures do not have a destination, and instead are loops that just take us through places, and the main activity is looking out of the window and eating fast food. But some have a destination.) is the Imperial Sand Dunes. I go there two or three times each year, starting in 2020. So, since a lot of time is spent in California, I usually have to go through Palm Springs.
The only time I ever actually went to Palm Springs for the sake of going to Palm Springs was when my dad took me to meet his cousin, who lived in Palm Springs. Interestingly, this cousin was the man who created Jamba Juice. You probably do not believe me, though.
4:16 omg i died! i had to pause the video to finish laughing!
Lol i did the exact same thing
2:51 i fucken DIED here
Babies are not morally degradable.
9:08 I WHEEZED
Okay now I know I’m going to hell because I saw the thumbnail and thought “there’s at least one small dog who knows how they really work”? 😓😓😓
Nthn thicc scaly boi
😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:21 🤣🤣🤣
9:11 Wilbur Soot anyone?