Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks

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  • @amandah2866
    @amandah2866 3 роки тому +625

    I'm still shocked someone thought "vagina" is a vulgar word. It's literally an anatomical word. I also noticed he didn't include "penis" in the examples :/

    • @tkps
      @tkps 3 роки тому +54

      It's actually rather sad that someone has been brought up (or taught by a church) to think that way.

    • @amandah2866
      @amandah2866 3 роки тому +15

      @@tkps Agreed.

    • @cheburgena6021
      @cheburgena6021 3 роки тому +4

      but it is a vulgar word 💀

    • @chinnguyen4882
      @chinnguyen4882 3 роки тому +59

      @@cheburgena6021 ..no? it's just a normal part of the female body -.-

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 роки тому +4

      CrewPostor Arms don't bleed every month. Sorry it's disgusting.
      And I go through it and still openly think it's disgusting, I want to turn it off without having to deal with being screwed and having a disabled kid. But I'm not allowed to, so...

  • @kaoutermouslimhaliba7145
    @kaoutermouslimhaliba7145 3 роки тому +260

    The flight attendant is not only hot but smart as smart can be. Loved her comeback!

  • @carmium
    @carmium 3 роки тому +225

    Re: paying handicapped workers less.
    I used a workshop full of developmentally challenged people to assemble newsletters and do envelope stuffing. One day, the shop I work at needed quite a few large tree models for a scale model we were building. Why not try them? I was invited to give a
    "How-to", which I did. Once. When I came back to see how they had fared, I had racks of the best trees I had ever seen; they were beautiful. I asked the woman in charge to please relay my compliments to the worker who had made them.
    I always think of that when people start going on about paying workers less. Very often, It's a matter of finding their hidden talent, something I like to think is somewhere in many, if not most people.

    • @terrym5385
      @terrym5385 3 роки тому +7

      I think minimum wage is for people with limited performance - handicapped or not - and that as soon as someone proves themselves better than expected, they should get a raise. Minimum wage should be paid only to those who bring minimum results to the job. I pay according to how much a worker contributes to my own success.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 3 роки тому +7

      Some handicapped need medical services that they can't get from their employer...but being paid minimum wage makes them "too rich" to qualify for Medicaid.
      Solve that one.

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 3 роки тому +25

      @@robotrix: Solution: *Medicare For All.*

    • @sadietombs5304
      @sadietombs5304 3 роки тому +2

      I remember this story in the news, the counter argument was that if they paid minimum wage they would have to stop these services as they wanted to do it to help them in the first place, honestly makes you think that we also have a lot of volunteer jobs and also when people learn a trade they are also paid less than minimum wage, if we enforced it then would as many be able to volunteer/learn trade… i’m not against minimum wage for businesses and wished they raised it to a decent amount (or at least keep pace with real inflation) but this clip was misleading and didn’t give the full picture.

    • @jswaggart01
      @jswaggart01 3 роки тому +3

      My older brother is intellectually and physically disabled and while he understands that money buys things, he doesn’t understand like we do that his time and labour has a value. And he may never understand that. He is now doing work with other people like him and while he does get paid for it, it’s not about the dollar worth. He is being taught basic skills that he can eventually use at home for himself. It also gives him the opportunity to experience and interact with the world and with other people because for a long time that was denied to him. Having said all that, I would find it extremely difficult to believe that people with disabilities are being taken advantage of. But we are talking about America and with that being the case, I believe that anything is possible in that country, unfortunately.

  • @isaacocasio3165
    @isaacocasio3165 3 роки тому +161

    Terry’s comeback was quick, professional and perfect

  • @tammyrawdon3587
    @tammyrawdon3587 2 роки тому +33

    ASSTROVERT 😹🤣😹🤣😹 That's a perfect name for the toxic ableists "shaming" everyone just for being human and trying to deal with life as best as they can. I'm definitely "stealing" this one!!!

    • @mapleext
      @mapleext 2 роки тому +2

      Yes!! THANK YOU!!!

  • @billgrandone3552
    @billgrandone3552 3 роки тому +198

    The Muslim statue response was classic. For the uninformed, you will never find a statue of of Mohammed because representation of human figures in art or sculpture is forbidden by their religion.

    • @a.faizzudinmohdjaafar5971
      @a.faizzudinmohdjaafar5971 3 роки тому +21

      Muslim here, yes, it's a way of respect to him as to not defile his looks or physical by suggestion, which is sad when people are ignorant about it. Nof just for muslim, but everyone

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 3 роки тому +2

      The lass just lack knowledge....and quite stupid. Have I alrrady mention that shes stupid?
      If she wanna push some buttons using muslim, just ban shalat or make it illegal to refuse to process/touch/carry alocohol or pork product.

    • @jaygee5693
      @jaygee5693 3 роки тому +13

      The Bible also forbids the making of, and obeisance to 'graven images'. The Bible is very flexible though, if you want to bow down to a statue of Mary or any other 'saint', you just need to thumb through till you find another verse that allows it. I've never seen such a verse, but there must be at least one in there, as many churches, Catholic in particular, have a whole selection of idols to bow down before.

    • @RockyTuxedoFBI
      @RockyTuxedoFBI 3 роки тому +5

      I was wondering if anyone would catch that. Take care.

    • @billgrandone3552
      @billgrandone3552 3 роки тому +7

      @@jaygee5693 Unlike most Protestant religions, the Catholic Church does not limit itself to the teachings of the Bible but also incorporates Canon law and dogma. The r ule for that comes from the Bible and Jesus' words to Peter and the Apostles when He sent them out to teach all nations and told them what ever they shall bind on Earth , shall be bound in Heaven, and what ever they shall loose, shall be loosed in Heaven.
      Catholics do NOT worship graven images. Get that through your heads if nothing else. The Virgin Mary holds a special place in the hearts of Roman Catholics for we see her as one who was born without sin and did not die, but was assumed into Heaven and there can interject herself with God on behalf of people who have requested her help through their prayers. Saints are seen in much the same light as people who have earned salvation and who can assist us in the same. Now I realize that this sounds a bit strange but Protestants have something similar when a TV preacher claims that he speaks and hears directly to God and for a small " love offering" he can buy you a miracle. Cancer-no problem, heart disease-no problem, blindness, no problem
      The only difference is in the Catholic church there is no monetary charge and no guaranteed positive result.
      God answers all prayers, but sometimes the answer is "No"

  • @CommodoreFloopjack78
    @CommodoreFloopjack78 3 роки тому +138

    All I know is that if those damn atheists annoy the living crap out of me again with one of their friggin' door-to-door campaigns, we're gonna have some BIG trouble.

    • @n3Cr0ManCeD
      @n3Cr0ManCeD 3 роки тому +31

      And don't get me started about the vile things the Atheist Priests have been caught doing to the Atheist Alter Boys....

    • @CommodoreFloopjack78
      @CommodoreFloopjack78 3 роки тому +10

      @@n3Cr0ManCeD Damn right.👍

    • @BeastChaeng
      @BeastChaeng 3 роки тому +18

      Urgh, I know.
      What I hate most though is when I'm just being myself and an atheist comes-the audacity of these fuckers!-to demand that I think like them and accept their opinions as the universal truth, otherwise I will "pay for eternity" for refusing to be like them and think like them!
      They don't want me to have my own thoughts and opinions, they want me to be a docile and submissive sheep!And basically, fuck who I am just because it ain't "on par" with their ideas of how one should be...

    • @CommodoreFloopjack78
      @CommodoreFloopjack78 3 роки тому +1

      @@BeastChaeng F**KIN' ATHEISTS.🤬🤬🤬

    • @n3Cr0ManCeD
      @n3Cr0ManCeD 3 роки тому +7

      @@CommodoreFloopjack78 Who's F**king Atheists? Is it a she? If so, is she hot? If so, I'M NEXT!!!!!

  • @lesliemccormick6527
    @lesliemccormick6527 2 роки тому +61

    A couple of Mondays ago, I was waiting the required 15 min.
    after getting my Covid booster shot at a Shopper's Drug Mart and a man was waiting in line at the counter. On his turn, the clerk asked him if he was there to pick up a prescription or if he had a vaccine appointment. He snorted and said, "prescription" and gave her his info. When she came back and was ringing it up he said, "I got the first jab, but when they started saying you might need more than one, I figured that was enough. If it can't work one time it probably won't work a second or third time."
    Without skipping a beat she said cheerfully, holding up the bag with his bottle of pills in it, "Oh, well then you won't want this, then! I noticed it's a refill!"
    She then stared at him dead in the eyes.
    It. Was. Awesome. 😂

    • @whaaat3632
      @whaaat3632 2 роки тому +6

      Apparently high BP and Covid-19 are treated differently. Imagine that.

    • @eldnahym
      @eldnahym 2 роки тому +5

      @@whaaat3632 thanks for a correct demonstration of logic unlike the original post.

    • @cliftonmcnalley8469
      @cliftonmcnalley8469 2 роки тому +9

      @@eldnahym This original post was spot on. Flu shots are tweaked and given once a year - for decades.Yes, the druggist made a VERY valid and VERY intelligent, educated point.

    • @nobodyspecial4702
      @nobodyspecial4702 2 роки тому

      @@cliftonmcnalley8469 If people like them had gotten the vaccine when it first came out instead of refusing, we wouldn't have needed to create boosters because the boosters are necessary to deal with the variants that evolved in people who refused to get vaccinated in the first place.

    • @DoriZuza
      @DoriZuza 13 днів тому +1

      Love it

  • @veruschkadahmer1805
    @veruschkadahmer1805 3 роки тому +205

    9:37 is so accurate. Pro-life activists always care about a freaking unborn not-even-yet-a-baby, but they don't give a f*ck about the traumatized mother, who is alive, thinking, scared, confused, sad, and forced to do a difficult choice sometimes led by self-preservation or bc she don't want to mess up the life of an innocent child. They aren't pro-life. They use that as a pitiful excuse to play the good samaritans when in reality they only care abt the baby until it's born. They don't care about life, the mother's life and the born baby's life. Just abt ideology

    • @christins.1481
      @christins.1481 3 роки тому +58

      I've gotten into so many arguments with people about that. You gonna pay all the Medical Bills and Utility Bills for me to even be pregnant? One person even said they would but it meant I would have to give up my baby.
      "No." I said. I get to keep my baby AND they have to pay. Because I said "NO" to being pregnant and they removed that right from me. Rape victims never have a choice. I know this for a solid fact because I am a rape victim and I said no, but he held me down saying it's my job to birth his kids. Where is my choice during all of this while this dead beat pins me down and forces himself inside me?
      Thank God I was on birth control.

    • @givingal
      @givingal 3 роки тому +23

      I am so sorry that you had to experience such a horrifying thing. I agree with everything you said and I hope you life a happy and safe life

    • @hi-lb6oc
      @hi-lb6oc 3 роки тому +38

      And they usually dont give a fck about the starving and dying kids on the streets, the ones that ACTUALLY are already alive and have a life

    • @ejc1868
      @ejc1868 3 роки тому +34

      I completely agree, that slide broke my heart.
      I myself would never get an abortion, but my own religious beliefs shouldn’t take the right of choice away from a victim. It shouldn’t be political, it’s a personal choice and if anyone other than the mother should be asked for an opinion it should be their doctor.

    • @user-tl6lo9fl7w
      @user-tl6lo9fl7w 3 роки тому +7

      Yea exactly-

  • @OrontesRM
    @OrontesRM 3 роки тому +97

    I'm studying linguistics, and the 2 consecutive examples starting at 1:04 are truly the reason why 1) I'm studying it and 2) why headlines are IMPORTANT and can sway your opinions if you're not an analytical person.

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan 3 роки тому +3

      Minwage is so one person can live independently on one fulltime job.
      The wheelchair one is pure gouging.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 3 роки тому +3

      never trust a headline

    • @terrym5385
      @terrym5385 3 роки тому +2

      If you don't learn to analyze and be a critical thinker then you will be a fool, and that's what big industry is counting on.

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan 3 роки тому +1

      @@terrym5385 apologize what have I done to offend you

    • @PippyTheFan
      @PippyTheFan 3 роки тому

      @@liwiathan I think they were just adding in their agreement with OP, that big industries often take advantage of those who can't read between the lines, not you personally :)

  • @arthurjarrett1604
    @arthurjarrett1604 3 роки тому +107

    3:16 Not as funny but I had a similar experience when the very attractive checkout assistant asked the young man in front of me for ID to buy alcohol. When it was my turn:
    Me (aged 42, flirtily): "So, do you want to see my ID then?"
    Her: "Yeah, go on, show me your bus pass!"
    In the UK, people over 60 get a pass for free bus travel!!

  • @heatherlowe7330
    @heatherlowe7330 3 роки тому +257

    I had to pause of some of the longer replies so could finish reading them. The atheist one swapped screens so fast you could barely read the original comment

    • @noeraldinkabam
      @noeraldinkabam 3 роки тому +6

      So? Is one tap to much effort?

    • @noeraldinkabam
      @noeraldinkabam 3 роки тому

      Also you can slow the speed down too.

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 3 роки тому +17

      Since English isn't my first language, I put the speed of the video at 25%. That gives me enough time but sometimes the letters were too small as well.

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 3 роки тому +7

      @@ankavoskuilen1725 : Yeah, I had to put a magnifying glass up to the screen for some of them.

    • @stormangelus6638
      @stormangelus6638 3 роки тому +1

      Oh, but it was worth having to go back to it!

  • @mentallyillfangirl1621
    @mentallyillfangirl1621 3 роки тому +182

    5:00 So true. That needs to be preached more. Mental illness isn't reliant on society's vision of entitlement and privileges'. It's based on numerous factors like experiences, brain structure, genetics, environment, and others. I should make it clear I'm not a psycologist so there might be more or less.

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 3 роки тому +23

      There's always someone who has to pipe up and disparage depressed people.

    • @christins.1481
      @christins.1481 3 роки тому +29

      I'm Borderline Schizophrenic and am also ADHD. I'm not entitled. I was a little girl suffering through brain seizures and had to be hooked up to machines.
      Being diagnosed with any of these things is not entitlement nor a self diagnosis. We can't help we were born this way.

    • @loosilu
      @loosilu 3 роки тому +24

      @@christins.1481 Amen to that. No amount of "privilege" saves you from what you were born with.

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 3 роки тому +4

      "I should make it clear I'm not a phycologist"
      Well, being unable to even SPELL "psychologist" covered it for me...

    • @mentallyillfangirl1621
      @mentallyillfangirl1621 3 роки тому +5

      @@christopherdean1326 Thank you for pointing out my spelling error.

  • @Cynthia-Landers
    @Cynthia-Landers 3 роки тому +89

    The Columbus joke wrecked me

  • @nataliawashington872
    @nataliawashington872 3 роки тому +67

    4:00 I love how he has the nerve to post a sexist tweet with MLK Jr.’s picture as his profile....a guy who was about equality

    • @food_and_dreams
      @food_and_dreams 3 роки тому +7

      I was just thinking the same thing! I wonder if the women in his family has seen this...

    • @aliway4136
      @aliway4136 2 роки тому +1

      😬 not for woman tho.

  • @larscain3263
    @larscain3263 3 роки тому +34

    They should have asked “would you marry a rapist”?

    • @lizzymccormic3328
      @lizzymccormic3328 5 місяців тому

      Look at their pictures and names. They come from countries where men only marry virgins 😂 if a girl had contact she's not on the list.
      Btw, "the wrong hole" is not forbidden 😂😂😂😂 you're still a virgin. they have a lot of diseases because of that.

  • @Helenahandbasket1971
    @Helenahandbasket1971 3 роки тому +234

    Kindness is free.....
    So was the vaccine.
    Savage, love it!!!

    • @jennsyk7520
      @jennsyk7520 3 роки тому +18

      Yay! Get your free experimental vaccine that you don't what's in it!

    • @mimiTY51
      @mimiTY51 3 роки тому +26

      @@jennsyk7520 Yay have fun being on a higher risk of covid and dying

    • @jessinq702
      @jessinq702 3 роки тому +5

      @@jennsyk7520 Default pfps be getting bold lately. Get off your throwaway account LOL.

    • @jennsyk7520
      @jennsyk7520 3 роки тому +7

      I've had this acct. For years, it isn't a throwaway.

    • @jennsyk7520
      @jennsyk7520 3 роки тому +10

      Jeez, you guys get so offended when your told the truth.

  • @glenystranter6423
    @glenystranter6423 2 роки тому +6

    I loved the sentence that said - You're an asstrovert.

  • @ashborn4697
    @ashborn4697 3 роки тому +78

    Honestly 9:33 just made cry its just so terrible how people could do that and just simply risk the life a young girl who has a whole life ahead of her that shouldn't be ruined by a rapists misdeeds it's just terrible to think about it honestly disgusts me lawmakers and pro lifers disgust me

    • @kitfisto1827
      @kitfisto1827 3 роки тому +6

      Baby killers disgust me.

    • @1369Stiles
      @1369Stiles 3 роки тому +33

      @@kitfisto1827 people who care more about the unborn than the born disgust me

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 роки тому +3

      @@1369Stiles people who don't care about the born and preborn equally disgust me. We care about women, we care about them even earlier than you do.

    • @Wynn_The_Gamer
      @Wynn_The_Gamer 3 роки тому +23

      @@kitfisto1827 The baby is also has a risk to die because she's too young to have a baby yet, do you prefer that both of them has a risk of dying rather than giving the girl a chance of continue living her life?
      Also, I'm pretty sure there's a universal health law that doctors should always recomend abortion if there's a risk of the baby and/or the mother dies, of course the mother still have a choice on whether she wants to keep the baby or not

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 2 роки тому +8

      What disgusts me about most pro-lifers is that they only seem to care about the child before it's born. Mind you, I'm not pro-abortion, either, but I'm cognizant of the facts enough to recognize the fact when it might be necessary, but if they are truly "pro-life" they should care for children just as much *after* they're born, as they seem to before their birth. There needs to be more analytical thought about having a child, and just because it is inconvenient is not a reason to abort. There are too many other factors to be considered.

  • @sonarharin3906
    @sonarharin3906 3 роки тому +50

    omg these comebacks restore my faith in humanity

  • @TimberwolfC14
    @TimberwolfC14 3 роки тому +39

    Well done to that High School Robotics team 1:12> who stepped up and displayed their humanity by building that child's wheelchair

    • @AlWoRa68
      @AlWoRa68 3 роки тому +29

      Yes, the High School team did well, but you missed the point.
      They wouldn't need to, if the US had a functioning health care system, like most of the rest of developed countries.

    • @nobodyspecial4702
      @nobodyspecial4702 2 роки тому +1

      Nowhere in the world is a 2 year old child getting a 20k wheelchair under any form of public health care.

    • @mynightingale
      @mynightingale Рік тому

      Correct - because the wheelchair doesn’t cost 20,000. The US medical system motivates people everything more expensive. In the UK and EU? Nah. And it would be covered - and if it wasn’t there would be seven news papers reporting on the Tory corruption of the NHS in a slightly less insane way than the US newspapers do

  • @mreclecticguy
    @mreclecticguy 3 роки тому +11

    Thank you. Exceptional choices for this theme. I get so tired of the ass-holery on the internet it’s good to see so many people pushing back at the nonsense and ignorance.

  • @duolingo_6632
    @duolingo_6632 3 роки тому +3

    4:57
    depression: arrives
    person: Is a cisgender, heterosexual, caucasian teenage girl
    depression: *understandable, have a great day*

  • @toddscheler7194
    @toddscheler7194 3 роки тому +10

    The Columbus Day comeback was gold!!!!

  • @thepeppanugget3594
    @thepeppanugget3594 3 роки тому +54

    05:17 FYI: Muslims are not allowed to picture or make statues of the prophets

    • @kathrynhoward4196
      @kathrynhoward4196 3 роки тому +2

      Thanks for clearing that up. I had no idea what the joke was.

    • @michaelmclachlan1650
      @michaelmclachlan1650 3 роки тому +4

      Not just the prophets, it's commonly considered 'haram' to depict anything that may be considered God's creation.

    • @thepeppanugget3594
      @thepeppanugget3594 3 роки тому

      @@michaelmclachlan1650 yeah ik but many people don’t follow that

    • @thepeppanugget3594
      @thepeppanugget3594 3 роки тому +1

      @@kathrynhoward4196 yw

    • @michaelmclachlan1650
      @michaelmclachlan1650 3 роки тому +3

      @@thepeppanugget3594 Quite so, there are paintings where the prophets are represented BUT their faces are always veiled, obscured by an aura or turned away from the viewer. Still, it was a good comeback to an ignorant person.

  • @Victoria11T
    @Victoria11T 3 роки тому +30

    Gotta love Andy Murray. 😊

    • @jkzblik4653
      @jkzblik4653 3 роки тому +3

      my respect just shot up like hell

  • @alicewilloughby4318
    @alicewilloughby4318 3 роки тому +23

    0:19 - I like this guy!
    0:51 - Well said!
    3:17 - *BURN!!!*
    5:36 - The first guy should try putting his hand over his own mouth.
    6:14 - OMG, I never thought of it before, but the Great Flood of the bible was God's way of saying, "Shut down. Reboot." (And so was the destruction of Sodom and Gomorra, on a smaller scale.)
    7:14 - Yes, but could I stop it from attacking by calling it a beautiful creature and scratching its ears?
    9:44 - Well said!

    • @AlWoRa68
      @AlWoRa68 3 роки тому +2

      And Adam and Eve were the first people cancelled ever for eating a f***ing fruit! 😂

  • @creativelychandra
    @creativelychandra 2 роки тому +15

    No wheelchair should cost $20,000. That’s just insane. Also, I get what Chase is saying but they’re the wrong ones to say it.

    • @mjudec
      @mjudec 2 роки тому +4

      I don't know, they can have pretty expensive tech and be really low production, high skill things. 20k is probably not a terrible price. The fact the parents are expected to pay it, that's the terrible part. What the hell is wrong with that country.

    • @imaperson7168
      @imaperson7168 2 роки тому +2

      @@mjudec If I had my way, that family would be getting the wheelchair for free and extra money from the government to pay for anything else the kid happens to need

    • @mjudec
      @mjudec 2 роки тому

      @@imaperson7168 that is also my point, yes.

  • @theorganicacorn264
    @theorganicacorn264 2 роки тому +5

    The serious and upsetting topics being said in the video:
    *the jolly music in the background*

  • @SleepiiGhxst
    @SleepiiGhxst 3 роки тому +6

    4:57
    Just wanted to mention the original poster of this one has since apologized for this post!!

    • @tkps
      @tkps 3 роки тому +3

      Nice to know some people do know how to do that these days. Often people only do when forced to or defend what they said. It's okay to admit you're wrong now and then. It's a good trait to have.

  • @Blubunni222
    @Blubunni222 3 роки тому +30

    The intro will never get old ✨

  • @voiceofraisin241
    @voiceofraisin241 3 роки тому +25

    If my oxygen crashes again I will die. But I still have enough left in me to post to the internet.

    • @Elvyne
      @Elvyne 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly what I thought

    • @kiaharper7172
      @kiaharper7172 3 роки тому

      So embarrassing when people do this!

    • @warailawildrunner5300
      @warailawildrunner5300 3 роки тому +4

      Sadly that is a real thing, it's called 'happy hypoxia' some people don't realise they're in that bad a state

    • @stormangelus6638
      @stormangelus6638 3 роки тому

      Their oxygen deprivation was not an excuse to not get the vaccine...

    • @nobodyspecial4702
      @nobodyspecial4702 2 роки тому

      @@warailawildrunner5300 They don't generally post "woe is me" stories unless they realize they're in a bad state.

  • @cathywhite9240
    @cathywhite9240 3 роки тому +5

    BP Quick note; today is the anniversary of BP having to pay out $5.8 billion for that oil spill.

  • @teena602
    @teena602 Рік тому +1

    I've never seen a two year old with any type of wheel chair. Most insurance carriers cover electric wheel chairs starting at 4 years old.

  • @doloreslehmann8628
    @doloreslehmann8628 3 роки тому +5

    9:42 Would someone please explain to me what "straight colours" are?

    • @FourFor4
      @FourFor4 3 роки тому +1

      It’s referring to an unofficial flag for straight people that is black and white.

    • @doloreslehmann8628
      @doloreslehmann8628 3 роки тому +6

      @@FourFor4 Here in Germany we have recently seen an election poster that - no joke! - said: Forbid rainbows! Just when you thought it couldn't get any more stupid.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 роки тому +4

      Dolores Lehmann They'll have to cancel nature if they can then XD

    • @FourFor4
      @FourFor4 3 роки тому +3

      @@doloreslehmann8628 I don’t think they’re should be giant posters praising LGBT+ member OR ones that say stuff like that, so either way that’s upsetting to me, and, of course, very ignorant.

  • @j-walker25
    @j-walker25 3 роки тому +10

    0:37, he’s got a point, voldy moldy was hiding in the turban

    • @candie1230
      @candie1230 3 роки тому +4

      Voldy Moldy!!! Lmfao

    • @j-walker25
      @j-walker25 3 роки тому

      @@candie1230 😂😂😂

    • @skyewalker7326
      @skyewalker7326 2 роки тому +1

      That was my thought too honestly, it’s a subconscious thing for me. Harry Potter has made me wary of turbans, and going to the bathroom on my own…

    • @j-walker25
      @j-walker25 2 роки тому +3

      @@skyewalker7326 UGH, i was mad at my parents for not naming me skye, because my last name is walker and they had that opportunity, at least my middle name could do too

    • @shawn-oldaccountl6748
      @shawn-oldaccountl6748 2 роки тому +1

      If you are triggered by turbans from trauma that is fine but you are not allowed to refuse them service, it is not their fault that ur scared of them.

  • @thatboy3
    @thatboy3 3 роки тому +11

    10:00 "I take it you'll also be painting one in 'straight' colors?"
    Oh, absolutely! A lovely, flat beige. We'll even hand out free mayonnaise packets at the turnstiles.

    • @misswendyjane4992
      @misswendyjane4992 3 роки тому +3

      Same thing as when someone complains about black history month - "what about white history month?" Yeah....it's the other 11 months of the year.

    • @thatboy3
      @thatboy3 3 роки тому +4

      @@misswendyjane4992 I like "Why don't they do an all white version of The Wiz?"
      Uh, they did. It's called The Wizard of Oz.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 роки тому +1

      Oh thats what that was? Can't read it at all. Too tiny.

  • @cheddarcheezit2647
    @cheddarcheezit2647 3 роки тому +33

    9:31 This makes me want to fucking cry

  • @sunsetcaptiva8573
    @sunsetcaptiva8573 3 роки тому +13

    9:06 They are just upset that all of their Civil War "Participation Trophies" are being torn down and removed from public locations...

    • @jerrykinnin7941
      @jerrykinnin7941 3 роки тому +2

      If you don't like southern history then you should move. Not all slaves where black. Ever herd of indentured servants that's how the poor Europeans came to America. And why are we not ever talking about how the Africans got here in the first place. We sold trinkets to the kings of Africa for them. So they were a backhaul in transportation lingo.

    • @Aeis_Kalt
      @Aeis_Kalt 3 роки тому +2

      History is history, period. Trying to revise history, is the destruction of culture, and memory.

    • @nobodyspecial4702
      @nobodyspecial4702 2 роки тому

      @@jerrykinnin7941 Indentured servants weren't kept forever, slaves were. Your comparisons are stupid.

  • @mollymm1
    @mollymm1 3 роки тому +5

    I love the atheist one 🤣🤣🤣

  • @timothyscott1951
    @timothyscott1951 2 роки тому +4

    Can't compare magic Mike to Shrek , did you take your kids to see magic Mike ?!

  • @compphysgeek
    @compphysgeek 3 роки тому +13

    I like how the straight guy's name was covered with a rainbow :D
    Don't know it it was ScotRail or this channel, or somebody else from whom this channel sourced the material, but well played.

  • @wickedvideowatcher
    @wickedvideowatcher 2 роки тому +1

    And there is no reason for an electric wheelchair to cost $20,000.00. Nothing more than corporate greed.

  • @whatsernamecore
    @whatsernamecore 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks, I needed more comebacks

  • @BrettMcclelland1
    @BrettMcclelland1 2 роки тому +2

    1:02 my daughter has a learning disability. if someone tries to exploit her cause of it , i will punch them. im not rlly kidding

  • @alison__16
    @alison__16 3 роки тому +9

    Wow, you whipped past the atheist one that mocked religious folk really fast didn't you. It was barely on the screen for a few seconds.

  • @Blue93737
    @Blue93737 3 роки тому +25

    I hope that girl is doing ok😞

  • @paulcoy9060
    @paulcoy9060 3 роки тому +16

    :30 Odds are like 75% or more, the answer will be yes.
    Also, just throwing this out here, can we be less rapey as a species? I think this might be one of the reasons the aliens just fly around, and not land here.

    • @lailukaislurking
      @lailukaislurking 3 роки тому

      We should aim to do better, but I think we at least should be glad we’re above ducks on that last one.

  • @Blubunni222
    @Blubunni222 3 роки тому +24

    "Back at it again at krispy kreme"

  • @carrieannmcleod5219
    @carrieannmcleod5219 3 роки тому +5

    Absolute gems. I admire people who are quick-witted.

  • @deborahcarey1070
    @deborahcarey1070 3 роки тому +18

    Some of the posts had such small writing that you couldn't read them.

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 3 роки тому +1

      Yep. I had to hold a magnifying glass up to the screen for some of them.

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 3 роки тому +2

      I skip to the next...
      Cellphone screen, and No magnifying lens...

  • @Ariel_is_a_dreamer
    @Ariel_is_a_dreamer 3 роки тому +6

    5:10 Wait, are we gatekeeping pain now???

  • @stormangelus6638
    @stormangelus6638 3 роки тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣 There isn't enough ice in the world for these burns!

  • @Whammytap
    @Whammytap Місяць тому

    3:25 That is one of the cleverest burns I have ever heard!

  • @Kelly_Ben
    @Kelly_Ben 3 роки тому +9

    Absolutely love these. And Hammid in #2 deserves a lifetime of happiness.

  • @jtrevor99
    @jtrevor99 2 роки тому +3

    Fun fact: I have a family member who DID win a fight with a wolf. And yes, a gun was involved.
    (Though, it wasn't really a fight, so much as "that wolf is about to attack".)

  • @Rachel-wn2ch
    @Rachel-wn2ch 3 роки тому +3

    3:42 I’m just thinking of how this guy ended up doing this bs: 😭
    “I have a dumb ass opinion and I gotta make it public WHAT A BETTER PLACE THAN FUCKING TWITTER” 💀
    Probably some shit like this was going through his brain at the time, ofc that is if he has one.

  • @heyjude1971
    @heyjude1971 3 роки тому +7

    This is your best collection yet! Thanks for sharing!
    SO many good ones! The atheist one was probably my favorite.

  • @lettucebro8780
    @lettucebro8780 3 роки тому +1

    9:53 love how they crossed out the name but you can still see it below where it says that scotrail is replying to that person

  • @Khoose22804
    @Khoose22804 2 роки тому +1

    Respect the the second guy!

  • @roseyberry4590
    @roseyberry4590 3 роки тому +4

    3:03 wait till your twins go to school…they WILL get sick!

  • @daguy5680
    @daguy5680 2 роки тому

    Outstanding post of posts

  • @ayaahmad2045
    @ayaahmad2045 3 роки тому +16

    5:15 I love this way too much

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 3 роки тому +4

    3:47 No, no, women typically can have multiple during the time a man has one. The refractory period of women is significantly shorter than that of men. Sometimes, it is so short that they do not have to stop, or they still enjoy stimulation even afterward.

    • @spqdallas
      @spqdallas 2 роки тому

      Anyone who fakes it, deserves to. Stop teaching men to do it wrong.

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому +1

      @@spqdallas What exactly are you trying to say?

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому +1

      @@spqdallas Well, what is this supposed to mean? I have been waiting seven months. Please answer.

  • @Mis7erSeven
    @Mis7erSeven 2 роки тому +2

    "I like my coffee like I like my women." is literally one of the dumbest things I've ever heard :D
    What is this guy imagining? A coffee with sweet curves and a cute face? Good look finding that.

  • @debbylou5729
    @debbylou5729 4 дні тому

    These are so funny to look back on. The numbers for Covid that people believed were amazing

  • @dethofasalesmanhoneyboi5577
    @dethofasalesmanhoneyboi5577 2 роки тому +1

    I mean that one hiker did strangle to death that mountain lion that attacked him ona hike unarmed but the thing is you rarely come across a truly lone wolf usually the pack members are around

  • @DavidAndTheDog
    @DavidAndTheDog 16 днів тому

    2:53 the reason why 8mo old babies might not have been sick is that they have the immunity passed on by their mother for the first several months of life. At 8mo that’s probably all just about exhausted…. This ‘mother’ is probably just about to start her offspring on some bad times.

  • @nicolas2419
    @nicolas2419 3 роки тому +6

    Great videos! Some comebacks are really great!

  • @piplupbull5945
    @piplupbull5945 3 роки тому +6

    4:58 the first one is my now former “best friend” and the second is me. I can’t understand how people think that.

  • @dricka49221
    @dricka49221 3 роки тому +6

    Some of the responses were confusing. Some of the comments that the creator of this post made seem to contradict what I thought the response to the original post was actually saying. Some of the responses seemed like they were agreeing with the original post and adding to the confirmation. Maybe I am just really confused, which happens from time to time!

    • @danishaw1293
      @danishaw1293 2 роки тому +2

      That's because most of the responses are sarcastic.

  • @RebRobo
    @RebRobo 2 роки тому

    Happy land making our days better by the millisecond

  • @1369Stiles
    @1369Stiles 3 роки тому +2

    am i the only atheist that noticed that the atheist one was on screen for only 3 seconds?

  • @Phoenix-np1iu
    @Phoenix-np1iu 3 роки тому +2

    3:12 that is honestly such an amazing comment

  • @katesay1559
    @katesay1559 3 роки тому +6

    The last one was so savage, I love it

  • @liwiathan
    @liwiathan 3 роки тому +13

    Why is a wheelchair $20,000‽

    • @practiceofpoetry
      @practiceofpoetry 3 роки тому +11

      idk ask America XD

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan 3 роки тому +4

      @@practiceofpoetry That's twice what I paid for my car!

    • @annamossity8879
      @annamossity8879 3 роки тому +15

      Power chairs can cost up to 50 grand. A good cushion for the wheelchair is $600, cover for said cushion is $100. Ramps for use of chair depends but expensive. A van for use of the chair starts at $50 grand. Remodeling bathrooms, bedrooms, access to a residence and, well... we could go on and on. In the US few can afford to be disabled.

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan 3 роки тому +3

      @@annamossity8879 Th'fuck's that cush\cover made from‽
      50K+? WTELFH!

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan 3 роки тому

      @O. B. The word is quadriplegic.
      Wow! That's more than my car. Living in just too expensive.

  • @lizzymccormic3328
    @lizzymccormic3328 5 місяців тому

    The powers of wolves is in their pack. I don't see how you can't beat 1 wolf. I've had a lot of big dogs, including Great Dane. I'd probably also answer "yes" 😂😂😂
    P.s. i also witnessed a grown up man running away screaming when a chihuahua barked at his side while being 50 steps away. 😂

  • @koriw1701
    @koriw1701 3 роки тому +1

    Loved this!

  • @tanveersingh5423
    @tanveersingh5423 2 роки тому +1

    1:51 the guy simply meant that being an introvert doesn't means you will not have friends...introverts do have friends....it completely went over the head of the guy who replied and also the admin

    • @cliftonmcnalley8469
      @cliftonmcnalley8469 2 роки тому

      I'm honestly not trying to be snarky(rude), but it seems English may not be your first language. You might want to study those sentences. The responding person understood correctly. The original poster was saying that a person that doesn't have friends shouldn't be considered an introvert but should be considered a person with a damaged personality/possible mental illness/possible low IQ. That is what he meant by using the word "problem". The original poster was clearly stating that person without friends was defective in some way.
      I truly have great respect for those that speak additional languages. I've tried numerous times, but my brain just won't let anything stick.

    • @tanveersingh5423
      @tanveersingh5423 2 роки тому

      @@cliftonmcnalley8469 ah..there is a concept of bias that you are applying. You assigned the meaning that is conducive to your moral stance and wish to lecture others because nowhere it mentions, that "problem" means low iq, defective etc...this is simply your interpretation. Problem can also be high ego, rude behaviour, unrealistic expectations etc..
      The person who replied, did the same mistake by assuming and giving the statement a meaning depending upon how they perceive the world.
      People do love to moral police others and stand for other people because it gives them an sense of higher morality, even in places where they should stop and comprehend first.
      Also if you didn't want to appear snarky you would have just written rude if you actually felt like i wouldn't understand snarky instead of writing snarky and mentioning rude adjacent to it just to show off your english skills..lol

    • @tanveersingh5423
      @tanveersingh5423 2 роки тому

      @@cliftonmcnalley8469the guy who replied assumed introverts don't have friend...ffs that is not true...they have friends!
      The original post is actually trying to defend introverts by creating a line between anti social people and introverts.

    • @cliftonmcnalley8469
      @cliftonmcnalley8469 2 роки тому

      @@tanveersingh5423 English is my first language and I understand it better than 99 % of humanity and can prove so in a court of law if necessary. I understand the nuances extremely well.
      You don't care for my explanation and understanding so you are applying your own bias. What you have written applies to you.

    • @tanveersingh5423
      @tanveersingh5423 2 роки тому

      @@cliftonmcnalley8469 well, i take your advice and will try to reassess what it means.
      I think it is ambiguous...but if we go by your logic, this means it denies the concept of "introvert".
      Like either you have friends or you are a problem....but the original does not appears to do that.
      It uses extreme words like don't have "any friends " and then states that you are not an introvert but a problem.
      If the statement was like "if you don't have many friends, are not an introvert. You are a problem" then your logic fits well here...and it is evident from the reply that the person assumed introverts don't have friends....that's an absurd and misinformed assumption.

  • @vparker1543
    @vparker1543 3 роки тому +1

    2:15 god, it is that last point that makes it all so good...

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 2 роки тому

      No. That might be Lung Cancer and no correlation. Mom died of Lung Cancer WAY before Covid came around. There was no mention of Covid, Vaccines or a reason.

  • @debbiehenri345
    @debbiehenri345 3 роки тому +15

    The Scotrail paint job made me laugh - they should have spent the money on printing the same damn timetable for the train drivers as they give to the passengers.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 роки тому

      LGBT people want trains to show up when they're supposed to also; that would have been a great way to show them support.

  • @kantahanwithkahel
    @kantahanwithkahel 3 роки тому +1

    7:20 talks about fighting a wolf, then the following tweet was posted by a Wolf. Coincidence? 😅😂🤣

  • @Pacvalham
    @Pacvalham 3 роки тому +15

    I have one:
    1:13 Media is plural, so "Media Makes" is grammatically incorrect. It should be "Media Make" or "Medium Makes".

    • @FreakinFred08
      @FreakinFred08 3 роки тому +1

      “Media” can be used as a collective noun as well. The way it was used here should be considered correct.

    • @Pacvalham
      @Pacvalham 3 роки тому

      @@FreakinFred08 You're right; I didn't think about that.

  • @siramra1968
    @siramra1968 3 роки тому +1

    He literally started all of humanity over with a flood..........literally.............rly.

  • @Whammytap
    @Whammytap Місяць тому

    4:29 I don't think that one of these statements has much to do with the other...neither side is making a point when you think about it.

  • @nessyness5447
    @nessyness5447 3 роки тому +1

    The turban one is understandable...what if lord voldemort is hiding in there??? 🤣🤣 ( Joking, that person is obviously an idiot)

  • @Blubunni222
    @Blubunni222 3 роки тому +9

    1:30 so true tho

  • @lettucebro8780
    @lettucebro8780 3 роки тому

    2:15 This hurts, my great grandfather and m grandfather both died of smoking, now a lot of my family also smokes, I'm worried for them.

  • @loqutisborg5416
    @loqutisborg5416 3 роки тому +1

    Step 1 - Engage BRAIN. Step 2 - SPEAK. Some people really really need a smack up the side of the head with a 2 by 4.

    • @superevilscientistgamer5939
      @superevilscientistgamer5939 3 роки тому

      "Engage brain before mouth"
      How do you do that if there is no brain?

    • @loqutisborg5416
      @loqutisborg5416 3 роки тому

      @@superevilscientistgamer5939 Good point. Maybe I should have engaged my brain B4 my fingers.

    • @superevilscientistgamer5939
      @superevilscientistgamer5939 3 роки тому

      @@loqutisborg5416 please don't get triggered. I wasn't talking about anyone specific.

    • @loqutisborg5416
      @loqutisborg5416 3 роки тому

      @@superevilscientistgamer5939 No offense taken. Of all the animals in the world, Humans are the smartest as well as the dumbest.

    • @superevilscientistgamer5939
      @superevilscientistgamer5939 3 роки тому +1

      @@loqutisborg5416 Homo Sapiens. Translation: wise man. Best known for: outrageous behaviour

  • @RandomPerson-sh9tu
    @RandomPerson-sh9tu 3 роки тому +1

    5:38 Damn, ig I gotta gasp with my mouth open now, no more covering my mouth since I'm male, feels bad

  • @timothyscott1951
    @timothyscott1951 2 роки тому +2

    Also no offense , but it's not that he was touching his face , it's how he was , that gesture is considered quite feminine

  • @timothyscott1951
    @timothyscott1951 2 роки тому +1

    Yelling at someone , depending on why really isn't abuse

  • @neverbeen08
    @neverbeen08 2 роки тому

    Whoa, did I catch a movie mistake?? In the Cruella feminist tweet (at 9:01), in the freeze frame of the movie it looks like Cruella has a left hand on her right arm? I guess she could be pointing with her pinky and not her pointer finger and that one second of film makes it ambiguous but that wasn’t my first thought. Did anyone else see/wonder about that? I don’t usually catch movie mistakes🧐!

  • @identicalbear5684
    @identicalbear5684 3 роки тому +8

    Omfg 9:36 I hope she is ok

    • @ashborn4697
      @ashborn4697 3 роки тому +6

      It's an example saying anyone over the age of 11 years or who are pregnant rape victims can not abort the child which is retarded a girl of that age is going to likely die at childbirth

  • @bonnieasherbennett4184
    @bonnieasherbennett4184 2 роки тому

    There was an old saying be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear👍🏻

  • @Rosarium2007
    @Rosarium2007 2 роки тому +1

    I actually know one of the people whose comeback was featured in the video.

  • @ladyvincenza
    @ladyvincenza 3 роки тому +1

    These are my people. This is my homeland.

  • @aliway4136
    @aliway4136 2 роки тому +2

    You may want to revisit some of the "facts" in this video🤦

  • @sunsetcaptiva8573
    @sunsetcaptiva8573 3 роки тому +3

    3:06 - Great one... probably lost on the recipient though as it does require some knowledge of history to get the sarcasm...

  • @LiterallyMeGuys
    @LiterallyMeGuys 3 роки тому

    2:00
    Me, an ambivert: WATCHING THE DRAMA ONCE AGAIN🍿