Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

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  • Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People
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  • @loriwest4777
    @loriwest4777 2 роки тому +564

    When someone takes up 2 parking spaces, leave a note saying; "accidentally hit your car, my phone number is..." write the first 3 digits then tear the paper in half where the number should be. Mind games😆

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas 2 роки тому +61

      When someone takes up 2 parking spaces, you break their car and then leave a note saying the local police station number.

    • @theidiotictroublemaker2281
      @theidiotictroublemaker2281 2 роки тому +27

      Damn what are u guys? Evil genius s?

    • @NANA-lm3sv
      @NANA-lm3sv 2 роки тому +14

      R/foundsatan

    • @georgesitar6240
      @georgesitar6240 2 роки тому +27

      Collect business cards of people you hate, leave one a car saying "sorry I hit you"

    • @riskinhos
      @riskinhos 2 роки тому +3

      empty the tires

  • @sophdog1678
    @sophdog1678 2 роки тому +282

    In case anyone is wondering, you're not allowed to have pet monkeys in Australia. They're only allowed in zoos.

    • @juliaithinal4835
      @juliaithinal4835 2 роки тому +8

      Oh, so the police see it and call the person while sending another person to arrest them. Oh boy.

    • @brentfarvors192
      @brentfarvors192 2 роки тому +2

      "Repeat after me; That's NOT my monkey! Monkeys belong in the Zoo, and you can bet your azz we will sue the bars off of them!"

    • @vladdracul5072
      @vladdracul5072 2 роки тому

      That monkey was clearly a convict and there is probably no law against pet convicts, so it fits right in.

    • @Roonasaur
      @Roonasaur 2 роки тому +3

      Straight up though, I know a guy in Florida who had a monkey . . . And I shit you not, after a hurricane, "they": were right effing there checking on that monkey within the hour to make sure it was still locked up. Screw the power, that can wait.

    • @mamapoch1915
      @mamapoch1915 2 роки тому +2

      Nobody should be allowed to own monkeys. Even zoos.

  • @felixcat9318
    @felixcat9318 2 роки тому +27

    I used to take a paper bag of mixed sweets into school, but if I left them in my desk and went to the toilet, they'd be gone when I came back.
    So I went down to the town's largest pharmacy and bought quite a few pleasantly flavoured high strength laxatives which looked exactly like sweets once out of their individual wrappers.
    I put them into a paper bag along with some different sweets and took them into school the next week.
    Throughout the morning I delved into the bag and ate the non laxative 'different' sweets.
    Just before lunch i went to the toilet and returned to an empty desk.
    That afternoon almost half the class were sent home after experiencing uncontained bowel problems.
    Because I had been seen eating from the bag of sweets no one ever suspected it was me, because I wasn't one of the ones that had shat themselves...

  • @yououtuber4176
    @yououtuber4176 2 роки тому +83

    The grandma spending her money is the best.
    You go grandma!

    • @iyhuyu7
      @iyhuyu7 2 роки тому +2

      She could have donated the money to charities instead of wasting it on ads that doesn’t help anyone.

    • @Metaknight180
      @Metaknight180 2 роки тому +3

      @@iyhuyu7 It's her money, she has the right to do whatever she wants with it. I'd say this level of pettiness is just the right way to get the message across to her awful relatives.

    • @JG-fe1gx
      @JG-fe1gx 2 роки тому +2

      My Dad always tells me he's not planning on leaving my sister or I any money when he dies. I tell him he earned it, he should spend it. Seems fair to me.

  • @kummiekins
    @kummiekins 2 роки тому +408

    I would’ve stuffed those doughnuts with wasabi paste instead, it hits slower and harder than mustard and if he chewed a good mouthful his eyes would water even after spitting it out 😂.

    • @Bonglecat
      @Bonglecat 2 роки тому +22

      That was English mustard ever bit as bad as wasabi.

    • @kummiekins
      @kummiekins 2 роки тому +11

      @@Bonglecat oh really? Don't recall ever trying english mustard, but if it kicks as hard as wasabi I'd definitely remember :D.

    • @NewYawkahBroad
      @NewYawkahBroad 2 роки тому +8

      Better yet, Ghost Pepper sauce.

    • @VINCE-pp3es
      @VINCE-pp3es 2 роки тому +5

      if it was me murilax the stuff that mixs in water mix that in most of that use a whole bottle for all the donuts but one gets that plus a whole jar of Caralina reaper powder

    • @KatieM786
      @KatieM786 2 роки тому

      TIL people buy the Coleman's in a jar. Tin for the win.
      Sucks to be the treatstealer! 😂

  • @stephenazares3076
    @stephenazares3076 2 роки тому +48

    "Dave Don't Snore - Instrumentals" lmaooo now I need to hear the heavy metal ones

  • @derdin8
    @derdin8 2 роки тому +60

    @08:52 It was incredibly thoughtful to include the hammer and safety goggles, tho'...

    • @gerryatrick
      @gerryatrick 2 роки тому +6

      I would put a note in the concrete block saying... "Safety goggles and Hammer where your present.. enjoy"

    • @derdin8
      @derdin8 2 роки тому +1

      @@gerryatrick Lol!

    • @beatifulk4260
      @beatifulk4260 2 роки тому

      I just got an eye glass ad-

  • @beatrizmendesferreira7931
    @beatrizmendesferreira7931 2 роки тому +122

    2:19 As a person who had to stay on a wheelchair for 7 months, this revenge is the one that pleasants me the most for sure.

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 2 роки тому +4

      Right you are!🤗

    • @branmcg9844
      @branmcg9844 2 роки тому +3

      @@SpandauJerry And a second on that!

    • @michaelgarrison688
      @michaelgarrison688 Рік тому +1

      I am handicapped and it pisses me off when they park in front of the ramp. This will be even better than what I am doing now. If they call the police, $650 fine. In this case because he is blocking 1) blocking a handicapped parking space 2) the space beside it where you are not supposed to park. $1300. I was waiting for the bus one day and a guy was screaming about the tickets he got. He parked on the line of two handicapped spots. Two tickets for parking in a handicapped space.

  • @phlushphish793
    @phlushphish793 2 роки тому +150

    That tattoo one was priceless!

  • @sofiajung104
    @sofiajung104 2 роки тому +82

    I really wish I could see the outcome on all of these, some of them were awesome!!

  • @Austin_Triebe
    @Austin_Triebe 2 роки тому +34

    Really, you should never mess with anyone; you never know what they're capable of or what they'd be willing to do in order to get back at you.

  • @kristywebb3471
    @kristywebb3471 2 роки тому +49

    My favorite was the man that put he and his new wife/girlfriend on his checks. I think that one was golden.

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 2 роки тому +1

      It took me a second untill I realised.
      Never have seen such feature before.
      Great thing anyway, especially for this purpose. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ted.angell7609
      @ted.angell7609 2 роки тому

      😄😄

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 Рік тому

      Once the writing is on the check, it obscures the picture.

  • @abbienormals1669
    @abbienormals1669 2 роки тому +7

    3:18 The university I used to work at didn't have enough parking BEFORE they closed some of it for construction. One day, a huge panel van parked over 2 spots, making both nearly unusuable. Except I have a tiny hatchback. Parked next to them AND called parking authority on them.
    Another time, someone had parked their car in one of the three motorcycle spots on the whole campus (they don't allow people in motorcycles to park in regular spots because dumb) and I commented LOUDLY as they were getting into their fancy car "I didn't know they made motorcycles with /four/ wheels. Fancy."

  • @hannahfulton5222
    @hannahfulton5222 2 роки тому +26

    The free monkey poster is amazing. 100 % going to try this.

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 2 роки тому +2

      Yes, very inspiring in deet! 🤣😎

  • @purpletree8174
    @purpletree8174 2 роки тому +5

    6:00 the mug in the background saying 'drink coffee hail satan' tops this off

  • @MLIOGJXNUYAT
    @MLIOGJXNUYAT 2 роки тому +43

    10:30 They complained about a pothole that small? They don't know how good they have it.

    • @aaronleverton4221
      @aaronleverton4221 2 роки тому

      Ah, yes, the fallacy of relative privation.

    • @phickleprickprospecting
      @phickleprickprospecting 2 роки тому

      In Michigan that isn't even considered for a fix

    • @danielhall8785
      @danielhall8785 2 роки тому +4

      In Chicago, a neighborhood once planted a small tree in a large pothole. It helped to keep people from driving into it, as well as shaming the city since it made the newspaper and became a tourist attraction.

    • @michaelgarrison688
      @michaelgarrison688 Рік тому +1

      The city finally paved the street where I live. There was not a 4 x 4 foot of the pavement that had a pothole down to the dirt/gravel.

  • @ShiroYuuki86
    @ShiroYuuki86 2 роки тому +10

    8:35 Grandma doing her best to keep them quiet, in the best way possible!
    Love it! 😂😂😂

  • @mamapoch1915
    @mamapoch1915 2 роки тому +5

    When I first read about the slashed tires, I thought that's going way over the line. Until I saw the picture of......Slash on the tire! TOO funny! Also, Petty Labelle? I love it!

  • @grovermartin6874
    @grovermartin6874 2 роки тому +48

    The ones I could make out were entertaining. Most were too small to read, even with a magnifying glass. Are you taking revenge on those of us who are trying to read this on our smart phones?

    • @ZuerstJesus
      @ZuerstJesus 2 роки тому +4

      I agree. In addition to that I am reading it from my notebook and could barely read some of them...

    • @felixcat9318
      @felixcat9318 2 роки тому +1

      Me too!
      So I screenshot them to my Images file and later crop and enlarge the image so that I can see it on my smartphone.
      It works for me!

  • @tbnrrenagade9507
    @tbnrrenagade9507 2 роки тому +5

    anyone else notice that the mug in the backround of the flat earth one is a "drink coffee, hail satan" mug?
    I've seen that mug literally everywhere, and I love it!

  • @KM-nj3cm
    @KM-nj3cm 2 роки тому +86

    I love the idea of public shaming as a punishment for crime. It should be done more. Maybe it will stop some of them.

    • @bimbojojo1841
      @bimbojojo1841 2 роки тому +5

      Especially if it is posted on social media and if you can't hide your face.

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 2 роки тому +12

      Not sure about. Think, it'd
      #1 create more violence when ppl concerned panic nd try to avoid it
      #2 naming and shaming ruins more in the live of the convict then helping them for a better manner.

    • @EclecticallyEccentric
      @EclecticallyEccentric 2 роки тому +4

      @@SpandauJerry Yes, but so many people act outrageously in ways they never would if they thought there would be any consequences. Loom how many Karenz act like an enraged velociraptor, see no problem with their behavior, then goes off even more at being recorded.

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 2 роки тому +3

      @@EclecticallyEccentric seriously? to be a Karen is not a crime 🤣🤣🤣🥳

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 2 роки тому +1

      @@SpandauJerry so, you think that someone already suffering from a Karen's selfish bile should not only stick around for the abuse, but also become an unpaid therapist to patiently realign negative behavior?

  • @toohottohandle0_0
    @toohottohandle0_0 2 роки тому +21

    I'm not sure how 0:44 is revenge?
    Story 1:
    Once my grandma took me and a few cousins out for mango shaved ice. She paid extra for condensed milk, but when we got our orders, there was barely any added. Then she got yelled at by the owner for asking for more. So she came back and calmly asked us to eat as sloppily as possible, and dumped the leftovers on the table right before we left.
    Story 2:
    A mother encouraged her young son to get on the swing my little cousin was waiting in line for, she was upset, so I told her loudly, "it's alright, some kids just don't have good parents to teach them manners, they're only embarrassing themselves". A lot of the other parents were snickering, and the kid looked uncomfortable and jumped off. Way more satisfying than arguing with the mom and scaring the kids.

    • @gorilladisco9108
      @gorilladisco9108 2 роки тому +2

      It's a revenge, the petty kind of revenge.

    • @xczechr
      @xczechr 2 роки тому +4

      Because the rude lady had to wait for everyone that was behind her to buy their groceries before she could buy her own.

    • @toohottohandle0_0
      @toohottohandle0_0 2 роки тому +2

      @@xczechr That's what I thought at first, but wouldn't that mean they were essentially cutting in front of rude lady? She could refuse, no?

    • @VINCE-pp3es
      @VINCE-pp3es 2 роки тому +2

      @@toohottohandle0_0 yes but the person infront of you is able to let others in even if you are behind them at lest where i live idk if its like that out side of the states

  • @TimeSurfer206
    @TimeSurfer206 2 роки тому +36

    I'm stealing the "Slashed your tires" idea.

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 2 роки тому +10

      oooph - I think that one is a bit much - you just don't know the circumstance of people whether they can afford to replace tires -- slashing tires is a bit extreme - the turtle option or similar might be better 8:45

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 2 роки тому +8

      @@juliaconnell 3:15, have a closer look.
      (Hint: It's a picture of a musician.)

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 2 роки тому +9

      @@TimeSurfer206 yeah - guns & roses - got that reference ...
      - ohhh ok - so they didn't actually slash INTO the tyres - ok - (thought that was a bit OTT for bad parking)
      (i thought they did BOTH - actually slash the tyres and put the picture on - omph - idjit me LOL)

    • @lexyswope
      @lexyswope 2 роки тому

      You could put broken glass in the part that they were hogging. Whether they hit it or not is karmic and you can imagine that they did.

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 2 роки тому +2

      @@TimeSurfer206 Thanks a lot for clarification, cuz I struggeled w/ that thing.
      As that works that way right in English, I have to make sth up for my lang.

  • @laimawolf6826
    @laimawolf6826 2 роки тому +25

    3:25 I'd just start eating the paper and stare him dead in the eyes...
    I used to eat it when I was a kid,why not now?

  • @vladdracul5072
    @vladdracul5072 2 роки тому +6

    "Petty" about sums it up. Also "entitled" and "waste of time" in some cases.

  • @tarnishedknight730
    @tarnishedknight730 2 роки тому +42

    Sorry, but you've got way too many pics that have really small print and 1.37 seconds to read them.
    If you insist on making a VIDEO that has to be READ (instead of watched), ease:
    1. Try to find pictures withe bigger print.
    2. Actually give the average to sub-average reader enough time to read it.

    • @lorriefinley3129
      @lorriefinley3129 2 роки тому +6

      You can slow the speed down by going to the 3 dots on the upper right corner of your screen & clicking on these. Then choose Speed.
      As for size, try watching on a computer or not stress over those few & just "skip". There are plenty more for enough good laughs!

    • @insanemang9983
      @insanemang9983 2 роки тому +7

      Or you can just pause the video to read it.........

    • @tarnishedknight730
      @tarnishedknight730 2 роки тому +4

      Ah, yes! It is the responsibility of the viewer to make the video watchable, not the person just slapping crap together to make a video.
      Buzzzzzzz! Wrong answer!
      It is the one making the video that needs to make it watchable, not the viewer (look it up).
      If this person wants me to like and subscribe, then they are going to have to post something that I like. And this wasn't it.
      P.S. If they slow the video down (give the viewer more time to read) then they can make a longer video, with fewer pictures.

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 2 роки тому +4

      @@tarnishedknight730 You love Karens, don't you.

    • @tarnishedknight730
      @tarnishedknight730 2 роки тому +1

      No I don't, Karen.

  • @alicewilloughby4318
    @alicewilloughby4318 2 роки тому +20

    1:00 - It looks like you're making a jack-o'-lantern of that horror character with a the nails in his face!
    1:20 - Evil! And I love it!
    1:38 - I love this one, too!
    5:54 - Do Flat Earthers REALLY believe what they claim??

    • @AlastorTheNPDemon
      @AlastorTheNPDemon 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha! I love the mustard donuts!

    • @sitcomchristian6886
      @sitcomchristian6886 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, some probably do. I don't understand the flat earther hate. I'm not one. I don't know any. But like....who cares?

    • @zerogrey3798
      @zerogrey3798 2 роки тому

      @@sitcomchristian6886 It's because even though evidence is overwhelming that they're wrong, they insist that it's everyone else that's wrong, they deserve the hate for being so utterly stupid it's maddening.

    • @phickleprickprospecting
      @phickleprickprospecting 2 роки тому

      Pinhead from Hellraiser

  • @justarandomhumanlol3915
    @justarandomhumanlol3915 2 роки тому +5

    The first one isn’t really revenge/anyone acting rude towards other ppl tbh… I actually kinda like how they added a setting to lower the volume of the autopilot chimes.

  • @hamikoyazawa3709
    @hamikoyazawa3709 2 роки тому +6

    4:26 the cat must be like "you give me: locked in the bathroom i give you: *revenge*

    • @michaelgarrison688
      @michaelgarrison688 Рік тому

      I put the toilet paper higher on the wall and put a shield around it. FN CAT. lol

  • @annatrog56
    @annatrog56 2 роки тому +14

    Dandelion seeds? I love it.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 2 роки тому

      You might want to check the prevailing wind direction first. My least favourite neighbours live upwind to me.

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 2 роки тому

      Even it doesn't come w/o danger nd can harm severely?

  • @kuuderepiano2988
    @kuuderepiano2988 2 роки тому +8

    The "Slashed" tires were clever

  • @leftblank131
    @leftblank131 2 роки тому +4

    6:08 Nice, but have fun explaining that cash to your new bank

  • @backofthedime9445
    @backofthedime9445 2 роки тому +17

    I love this petty b.s. cuz it takes smarts. I think it was Oscar Wilde who said sarcasm was the lowest form of humor and the highest form of intelligence. Thanks for the laughs, (and ideas!!!) 😂🍻

  • @Ariel_is_a_dreamer
    @Ariel_is_a_dreamer 2 роки тому +4

    3:01 When someone asks an anarchist what would happen to criminals in an anarchist society

  • @user-vf1zw3wn3m
    @user-vf1zw3wn3m 2 роки тому +3

    4:26 the cat is just telling them not to do it again, you can see it in their eyes

  • @tomsessanna5251
    @tomsessanna5251 2 роки тому +1

    I might be that Tom on the Mario cabinet. Went the the Strong museum of play in Rochester years ago when they had a tribute to the boardwalk display, all kinds of games. Saw Mario bros. and got after it, all 5 high scores were Tom when I was done. Saw this video and had to laugh.

  • @OldLadyRocker
    @OldLadyRocker 2 роки тому +5

    These were freaking hilarious so thank you!

  • @dondee5439
    @dondee5439 2 роки тому +4

    At the 4:37 mark, the tattoo name revenge for cheating was a sly move. At the 9:59 mark, the alimony revenge banking checks were funny. Lots of good revenge ideas in this video.

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell 2 роки тому +10

    I think I might have to do some of the parking turtles - 8:44 - I could have done with one of these 2 weeks ago (desperate for a park - some considerate jerk parked in middle of 2 spots) (only latest of many many MANY times)

  • @blacksunshine5758
    @blacksunshine5758 2 роки тому +2

    Loving the dog poop clip! If there wasn’t a ring camera on every door…

  • @aileenhovorka9207
    @aileenhovorka9207 2 роки тому

    Marvellous. Than you 😊😊

  • @c.r.kubicek3512
    @c.r.kubicek3512 2 роки тому +3

    Ref: Sonic sign about the milksahke machine. True story - - I went to a McD's to get a small McFlurry. Nope, didn't happen, because "the machine is out of order." So, I drove to the nearest Sonic to get a small Blast. Nope, didn't happen, because "that machine is out of order." Decided the universe didn't agree with my need for a reward and went home.

  • @enakshiparua836
    @enakshiparua836 2 роки тому +2

    7:05 such great handwriting!

  • @galaxyhope5824
    @galaxyhope5824 2 роки тому +5

    So I love my family when I went to the store with my mom and dad ( we were getting presents for my brothers birthday) we were about to pull in to a spot when we hard a honk we stopped and a car speed into the spot almost hitting us the person got out and went in now my dad is a asshole and my mom keeps him in line but she got so mad that she took out the window paint (we kept it in the car because we were always going to birthday party's throughout the summer happens when most of your family has summer birthdays) and give it to my dad and said have fun me and her went in and my dad had his fun when we came out the person's car was covered in drawing and words an example were the words I'm a asshole in bold letters on the truck it was amazing

  • @alarichobbs9136
    @alarichobbs9136 2 роки тому +1

    I felt the microwaved tea one. Haha.

  • @jmtimmons
    @jmtimmons 2 роки тому +1

    This is my absolute favorite video that you've made!!!! I love it!!!!😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @noodlele
    @noodlele 2 роки тому +9

    I can't wait for the day that i can get some sweet revenge

  • @hillbillydeluxe27
    @hillbillydeluxe27 2 роки тому +1

    Went to park in an angle parking spot and the guy in front of me pulled in and parked with his wheels about a foot over the dividing line so I drove down 30 feet and parked there. As I walked by him, I saw him getting out and 2 young children in the backseat. I commented on his parking abilities and he replied tough luck. I said that if he f*cked like he parked then those children weren’t his. Some older lady walking by laughed hard and his mouth kept opening and closing while I just kept walking. As an added bonus, when I came back to my car about half an half hour later, the cops were breaking into his car because he left those two kids alone in his car.

  • @JoybuzzerX
    @JoybuzzerX 2 роки тому +3

    On that last one, it doesn't look like the driver took up two spots, just parked crappy in the spot that didn't really get in the way of anyone. Should've waited to use it on someone who actually screw up a parking lot.

  • @rockingamingwiththesahit2145
    @rockingamingwiththesahit2145 2 роки тому +2

    5:09 One guy in my apartment did a similar thing. Next thing you know, they moved somewhere else permanently, left the car there(I think they didn’t renew the insurance). 3 years later, it’s still there:)

    • @michaelgarrison688
      @michaelgarrison688 Рік тому +1

      Was snowplowing the parking lot when on girl came in. I asked her to park on the other side as she was the only car in the lot at this time. She yelled and cursed me out. I blew snow up both sides (with out getting any snow on her vehicle) about 1 1/2 feet deep.

  • @patchdavis35
    @patchdavis35 Рік тому +1

    As a retired letter carrier, I can tell you for certain that there is NOTHING AMUSING about being threatened/attacked by a dog. You wouldn't violently attack your neighbor, but you allow you precious animal to do it? Have you ever been on the receiving side of a snapping, snarling thing with big teeth?
    TRAIN those animals, people, before they cost you lots of money in a lawsuit. Do it for all of us.

  • @kathrynhoward4196
    @kathrynhoward4196 2 роки тому +12

    I don't get the first one. Why would they want revenge for a good suggestion?

    • @lunia3292
      @lunia3292 2 роки тому +9

      I think it’s more like they jokingly named it after him and isn’t meant to be some kind of revenge.
      But it’s just a guess so maybe it is revenge for something.

    • @toohottohandle0_0
      @toohottohandle0_0 2 роки тому +9

      it is kind of petty, like a "there you happy now?", but if I were Joe I'd think it was cool lol

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 2 роки тому

      It's a revenge in deet, however a lovely on, what's certaily pretty rare.

  • @updownstate
    @updownstate 2 роки тому +2

    I carry a stick of sidewalk chalk in a prescription bottle in my car so I can make lines on the asphalt so I can find the car. Now I see this good use for it. High five!

  • @kevinputry5655
    @kevinputry5655 2 роки тому +3

    The funny thing about Sonic is they can't really talk about McDonald's ice cream machines. Sonic's so-called ice cream is gritty! Like somebody mixed in pebbles in it! Ice cream ain't supposed to be gritty!

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 2 роки тому +2

    2:31 Wait till he finds out you don't understand how to use the thousands separator properly.

  • @alvexok5523
    @alvexok5523 2 роки тому +2

    4:29 - "Mrowlll!! I scratched up your toilet paper!! Mrowlll!!"

  • @dodieodie498
    @dodieodie498 2 роки тому +2

    Don't be too quick to judge people if they park over the line. If it's a crowded lot, it could be that they had to park over the line because the person next to that space also parked over the line, and so on. I've seen several cars overlapping their spaces because the first person in the row parked crooked. Then as cars leave, the wrong people look guilty. Thinking about this since I had to park a little too far back in a space because the car on the opposite side had pulled up several feet too far into theirs.

  • @loneberry8905
    @loneberry8905 2 роки тому +3

    Honestly I would actually enjoy a present wrapped in concrete. I get to take out all my rage on it, smashing it to bits, and when I'm done I get a present.

    • @scottakasprite
      @scottakasprite 2 роки тому +1

      A Kinder Egg for adults

    • @loneberry8905
      @loneberry8905 2 роки тому

      @@scottakasprite 🤔 they should sell those

    • @scottakasprite
      @scottakasprite 2 роки тому

      @@loneberry8905 And to piss you off more, when you break it open.. Your prize is a hammer

    • @loneberry8905
      @loneberry8905 2 роки тому

      @@scottakasprite hammer... Or murder weapon? 😏

  • @gwendolynmabrey6678
    @gwendolynmabrey6678 2 роки тому +2

    5:24 i'm looking that up on spotify now

    • @annad850
      @annad850 2 роки тому

      I’m happy to let you know that “Dave don’t snore” today has 673 286 streams…. And the instrumental one has 121 928. Just thought the world needed to know…

  • @rephill54
    @rephill54 2 роки тому +5

    I took a speed reading class in High School and it came in handy trying to complete some of these vignettes.

    • @TheCrimsonWolf
      @TheCrimsonWolf 2 роки тому

      Cool! I learned a new word

    • @lorriefinley3129
      @lorriefinley3129 2 роки тому +1

      Or you could just change the speed.

    • @gerryatrick
      @gerryatrick 2 роки тому +1

      @@lorriefinley3129 why should we compensate for lazy inconsiderate content makers that don't adjust the timing for the reader especially on longer reads. I just give it a thumbs down.

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 2 роки тому +1

      @@gerryatrick : I just pause it as necessary. No problem.

    • @sapiophile545
      @sapiophile545 2 роки тому +2

      Too small letters, as well

  • @NewYawkahBroad
    @NewYawkahBroad 2 роки тому +4

    PETTY LABELLE!! I'M DYING!!!

  • @rhonemeyer4277
    @rhonemeyer4277 2 роки тому +2

    2:28 this looks like the guy drove into someone😂

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter Рік тому +1

    You should probably check which way the wind tends to blow before trying that dandelion revenge.

  • @shahidaafzal1247
    @shahidaafzal1247 2 роки тому +1

    9:51 and I managed to recognize my country through random cars, the road, and trees

  • @PaisleyGreene63
    @PaisleyGreene63 2 роки тому +1

    Only making “my” half of the bed? Yep, I’ve done that.😁

  • @pickleballer1729
    @pickleballer1729 2 роки тому

    I got a good laugh out of 10:02. I've seen too many divorces where the guy got a raw deal.

  • @katekat1138
    @katekat1138 2 роки тому

    I’m stealing that pumpkin anti theft idea!

  • @limelgiht
    @limelgiht 2 роки тому

    8:37 honestly I love you grandma

  • @beverlycrusher9713
    @beverlycrusher9713 2 роки тому +6

    2:43 i think he prefers to be under the nice warm laptop
    3:09 it took me a minute to see what was meant by slashing the guys tires...OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    3:32 please reserve this printer for work related
    documents only. ink is expensive, please print
    all future jobs using the black and white printer
    in Ron's office. please stop by my office if you
    would like to print something in color. thank
    you for understanding!
    did you know? 4 gallons of ink can run as much as
    8000.00? that's enough to buy 40 i phone ?
    6:03 there is being petty and then there is being trumpian level of stupid.
    7:03 .....i don't get it, is that something adults aren't supposed to do, i mean if she is good looking and it tastes good, then what is the problem...😲😲😲😏😏😏😏😁😁😂😂😂😂😂

    • @goldensnowflake3712
      @goldensnowflake3712 2 роки тому +3

      Yes Beverly, you’re not suposed to drink your lactant co-workers milk.

    • @gorilladisco9108
      @gorilladisco9108 2 роки тому +1

      @@goldensnowflake3712 Depends. Is she hot?
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      No, it's not my fetish. Why do you ask?

  • @protoborg
    @protoborg 2 роки тому +1

    I heard a story of a guy who ate the food his former roommate left behind when he moved out as payback for failing to pay any sort of rent or help around the house. Hey, you leave it behind, you lose it. Plus, seems fair if you failed to pay rent. But what do I know? Hehe.

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 2 роки тому

      I don't get your point. Should you even trash good food, shouldn't you?

  • @clownfishbox
    @clownfishbox 2 роки тому +3

    I asked my French teacher what egg was in French. She told me it was "uff". At the end of year, she told me "uff is spelt "ouef."

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 2 роки тому +1

      Only the French would spell it that way. 🙄

    • @clownfishbox
      @clownfishbox 2 роки тому

      @@Milesco well yes, but actually no. She's an English teacher that teaches French.

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 2 роки тому

      @@clownfishbox : But the French spell it "ouef", do they not?

    • @clownfishbox
      @clownfishbox 2 роки тому

      @@Milesco yes

    • @LeeBv9983
      @LeeBv9983 2 роки тому

      @@Milesco Well then, why isn't it spelled eg?

  • @IamaDanish
    @IamaDanish 2 роки тому

    @2:19 So relieved that's just jam though.

  • @peterjf7723
    @peterjf7723 2 роки тому +1

    The very badly parked car with the jam on it was good. I think I would have just put the jam on the door handles and under the edge of the hood.

  • @lexyswope
    @lexyswope 2 роки тому +1

    The secret is to not be retaliatory, but find a way that their action comes back on them which I admit is hard to do. Maybe put broken glass in the area where you would have parked had they not hogged.

  • @StoffelDilligas
    @StoffelDilligas Рік тому

    10:43 "there young".......
    Well done for highlighting the dickatry of the parking......
    ......but it's..... They're young.

  • @matismf
    @matismf 2 роки тому

    Better revenge for those parking problems: Remove the valve cores from all four tires and then put the valve caps back on the valve stems.

  • @DylansPen
    @DylansPen 2 роки тому

    Guy gets checks printed with his and his new wife's face on them to give to his ex as alimony checks. Next level trolling.

  • @kendomenick2711
    @kendomenick2711 2 роки тому

    I got a nasty note on my truck telling me if I am not smart enough to park in one space, to not even drive. I have a full size 4 door pickup with an 8 foot bed. It won't fit in one space if i tried. Hum idiot, why do you think I park so far from the door.

  • @ZeoViolet
    @ZeoViolet 2 роки тому +1

    If you are going to do petty revenge, be sure that you do not do anything that will harm someone or that will get you imprisoned. It isn't worth that. Tampering with food is a criminal offense in some areas, for example...and so is triggering an unknown allergy in someone during your revenge, so be careful.

    • @ZeoViolet
      @ZeoViolet 2 роки тому

      Or cat food. Tampering!

    • @TheYouTubeTeam
      @TheYouTubeTeam 2 роки тому

      You can't be charged with "tampering" with your own food. It's your food. Do whatever the hell you want to it.
      Just don't mess with someone else's food.

    • @ZeoViolet
      @ZeoViolet 2 роки тому

      @@TheUA-camTeam Yes, if you tamper with your own food because you know someone else is going to consume it, you can be charged.
      So is tampering with your own food in order to claim compensation from, say, a restaurant.

  • @PRT95
    @PRT95 2 роки тому

    Best one is the girl with the sandwich at the South Pole. :D
    Hope she enjoyed eating said sandwich.

  • @e.t.8541
    @e.t.8541 7 місяців тому

    6:54 Olive garden trope was epic! 😅
    8:34 Grammy showed she is just as petty as her kids are, by spending her money in pics of herself? Duh? 🙄 She could have done some 'real' good by donating the money to one (or several) of the 🌍 relief efforts, tht desperately are needing help during these days. Shame on her too! 😕 🙄
    9:58 Roared at the 'new wifey' checks!
    10:09 would have enjoyed reading the letter itself, so as to 'really' appreciate the "corrections" made.., 😏 😎

  • @paulcoy9060
    @paulcoy9060 2 роки тому +2

    10:22 Does your roommate live in the movie "Hostel"?

  • @binodtharu7157
    @binodtharu7157 2 роки тому +5

    7:08 better than the milk from any other species

  • @premamuthukumar5352
    @premamuthukumar5352 2 роки тому +1

    1:25 my mum has that sauce and she loves it-

  • @BW-og1vu
    @BW-og1vu 2 роки тому +1

    6:44 This guy must have a very small self esteem and/or no friends, no life, no other satisfaction than playing videogames :-)

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 2 роки тому +1

      Woundered too, what drives s.o. to do so. Pitiful.

  • @kenjcm
    @kenjcm 2 роки тому +1

    How is the dentist one payback? Should they not tell you when you're not taking care of your teeth correctly?? You rather your teeth rot than get your sensitive feelings hurt?

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 2 роки тому

      Um, it was a joke. The desire for conformity to the title doesn't need to be so strong.

  • @Theylove_Allie174
    @Theylove_Allie174 2 роки тому

    2:47 it makes me feel heartbroken because there squished

  • @WhiskeyGulf71
    @WhiskeyGulf71 2 роки тому +6

    3:32 not much use if we can’t read the notice

    • @MySexyParrots
      @MySexyParrots 2 роки тому

      I really enjoy these videos, but the pictures of small notes (10:09)are really frustrating. WAS it funny...the world may never know. 😉

    • @WhiskeyGulf71
      @WhiskeyGulf71 2 роки тому

      Don’t know if it was re-uploaded ? Originally a screenshot was just too blurry to make out the words but now it’s just readable.
      Gist of it is; “please don’t use this colour printer for personal printing as colour ink is expensive, please use black & white printer.
      Yada yada, ipad vs colour ink comparison” then some douche prints out a full colour reply.

    • @lorriefinley3129
      @lorriefinley3129 2 роки тому

      Its really no big deal. Just skip - there are enough good laughs from alk the others.

  • @larrywest42
    @larrywest42 4 місяці тому

    2:20 I hope they left some jam around the windshield wipers ... and that the driver didn't notice for several days.

  • @forktrus
    @forktrus 2 роки тому

    Jason is one of those people who just want to watch the world burn.

  • @thefreedomchopper4027
    @thefreedomchopper4027 2 роки тому

    The matching tattoo one is the best if it's real.

  • @desiraeharris8116
    @desiraeharris8116 2 роки тому +1

    0:07 kinda uncalled for the guy just said the chimes were to loud for his kid

  • @sweetwolfsteve5583
    @sweetwolfsteve5583 2 роки тому +1

    7:30 i hate people like that that let their whiny rat dogs yap and yap and yap I would snap on the neighbor I would have told the jerk either control your dogs or I will I would call animal control and have the whiney rats taken away from them

    • @michaelgarrison688
      @michaelgarrison688 Рік тому

      My upstairs neighbor in a house converted into apartments would crank his subwoofer and he would never take his workboots off. I called the police every night at midnight for a month to complain. Then one night I called them and told them I have not have any sleep for 6 days. When you get to his apartment, you will know who to charge for murder. I never had a problem after that and he moved out at the end of the next month.

  • @BernsLeora
    @BernsLeora 2 роки тому

    much of your stuff is funny. and much of it is either too small or goes by to fast to appreciate.

  • @michelemurphy7342
    @michelemurphy7342 2 роки тому

    Dang I love the One from "DAVE" Been there for 22 years with my hubs"

  • @michelleresistance
    @michelleresistance Рік тому

    Grandmas know how to get the best revenge

  • @opaljoe6126
    @opaljoe6126 2 роки тому

    Taking out 150k cash is a good way to get robbed by the police, as civil asset forfeiture. He would have to sue the police to get it back. The bank could have reported that withdrawal and then it would have been the bank's revenge. It would be smarter to take it out with a bank check then take it straight to another bank for deposit

  • @RadioTom103
    @RadioTom103 Рік тому

    Why is there an extra space after every apostrophe in the text?

  • @zb1gnwk
    @zb1gnwk 2 роки тому

    1:26
    sad that this lad…
    this little lad…
    couldn’t have berries and cream
    But mustard

  • @aishwaryathakur3190
    @aishwaryathakur3190 2 роки тому

    6:29 now that's the level