So true. I went to an obituary concert and there was a mentally handicap man in a electric wheelchair joining a pit. The whole crowd and the band cheered him on!. Ended up seeing obituary chilling with him and his care taker outside their bus.
Eventually I said fuck it and ended up becoming a satanist. It’s a good time over here, people I wouldn’t want near me are suddenly repelled by me after connecting a few dots.
I got so tired of people asking me if I'm satanic or not to the point that i started to say yea i am , with a completely straight face then close my eyes and whisper some cannibal corpse lyrics and mumble random shit , no one ask me anymore
When people A. Think you worship satan B. When people call you emo/edgy C. When you have to explain it to everyone you know because they have never heard anything other than church hymns. (Cough cough)
Lol i remember that's the first thing my mother told me like 15 years ago. Now, she is capable to distinguish several metal genres and hear guitar melodies beyond harsh voices. Good job my brother and I :D .
I'm a Christian, and I love Metal. I went to my first Warped Tour this past Sunday, Municipal Waste played there, I checked them out, and they did an awesome show. I didn't stick to their last two or three songs because I wanted to checkout a Ska band called Stacked Like Pancakes. They also did a great show. Ironically, I was there for the Christian Metalcore bands: Fit For A King and Silent Planet. They were awesome by the way. ✊🏾
The only shows that were around my area was Anthrax with Killswitch Engage and The Devil Wears Prada.The other show was Devildriver, Death Angel, Winds of Plague, The Agonist, and Azreal. And I was only able to see One of the shows because Anthrax came on Easter Day, fucking sucks
We honestly have a lot of concerts here since i love very close to la and the other areas they mainly have concerts but I can’t go cause it’s ether to much or I’m to young
I can relate. Everyone (I said EVERY. ONE.) didn't even suspect I could like rock&metal, because I'm innocent-looking girl. So when I say my music taste to any metalhead, the answer is always:"I don't believe you. Count minimum ten bands in three seconds". And when I don't count bands they know, they look at me sceptical. They really think I am a poser.
Under_The_Rex_Hood I really enjoy metalcore. Never understood the hate on it. Does it have the reputation for being the pop on the metal spectrum or something?
@@GeorgeKnight201101PR Either that or emo vibes. Band like Bring Me The Horizion, Black Veil Bribes, Asking Alexandria and Sleeping With Sriens give them that name. There are some really good bands like Fit For A King, Killswitch Engage, Trivium (except for Silence in the Snow the rest are great), Wage War and As I Lay Dying.
Yeah, and most of the shirts i wear r mostly band shirts or any with baby yoda or stitch. I remember wearing my Black Sabbath shirt, i thought some random Karen would confront me and my dad coz i was were a "satanic shirt" literally nobody even noticed it so i was like, "k time to buy a rob zombie shirt!" God i hope ppl don't notice my rob zombie shirt or else i'll get in trouble lol
MuddyCatfish I know it’s so annoying. I was listening to Lorna Shore, and a song came on that started off with a scream. My earbuds were a bit too loud, and everyone started calling me emo for the rest of the period. EDIT: I think the song was Godmaker.
2:10 - omg SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😁😁😄😄😄😂😂 i have lost count how many times that has truly happened to me. Damn dude. You LOVE RUNNING. You must be in amazing shape.
skyla k yeah, It depends on chest size and your desired fit. That's why I almost always end up cutting and reworking most of mine, that way I can make them exactly how I want them.
The biggest one is honestly that people think we are just disrespectful people and hate everyone. We are literally the complete opposite (i know i can't speak for everyone)
@@Santody Let's see... in 2020, we've had Apocalypse and Chill by Delain, Pyre of the black heart by Marko Hietala, Viridian by Temperance, Euphonic Entropy by Diabulus in Música, All the things she said by Lena Scissorhands, Human by Skarlett Riot, Wasted on you by Evanescence, Human Nature by Nightwish and Clouded Minds and Silver Lines by Sertraline. If you don't like symphonic metal eg. Nightwish then I'd recommend the Sertraline and Skarlett Riot ones.
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* beer falling from the sky *
"thanks lemmy" you are amazing
Nice
Robert Aff. If jack Daniels falls then we thank lemmy 😁😁
@Jonathan Alvarez heyyyyyyy 🤘
I scrolled down to the comment section just to seek if someone had posted it, lmfao
Who's Lemmy?
If this man ever commits a crime, just follow the beer cans
LMFAO
dude you get the best comment award
Haven't checked this comment in forever lmao, glad you guys enjoyed it
sam wells hahahaha fr
I didn´t give this comment a like just to keep the likes at the 420 number....
50% running
50% throwing beer cans
20% swearing
Oh and 1% marshmallow
100% Metal!!!!!
Yup. Just discovered this yesterday and the biggest problem he has is littering.
The of power satan compels me
This is 3 minutes of him running, drinking beer, remembering lemmy,and METAL
RIP Lemmy
And I love every second of it
I love him
1. Metalhead problem for me:
*Punching the kid that says metal is noise*
Liberate Dumbass I mean, isn’t all music just noise?
No no, he’s got a point
This^
Fuck anyone who say metal is noise
Chom organized noise
apparently metalheads are the most dedicated runners
winged kuriboh explains why I run cross country.
We are just running away from our problems XD
It's all those fucking circle pits.
Yeah what should we say to that???
Mohol povedat aspon pri tych trickach Lordi
Lol metal heads are actually some of the nicest people I've met
i agree 😂
So true. I went to an obituary concert and there was a mentally handicap man in a electric wheelchair joining a pit. The whole crowd and the band cheered him on!. Ended up seeing obituary chilling with him and his care taker outside their bus.
Camryn Jensen and they have the best sense of humor !!
Thank you!! 😀
I'm the only metal head and my family (the sound of silence plays)
how to track a metalhead: follow the beer cans
Nibiru surprisingly, I found a party full of Canadians that way.
beer cans or weed stems 😂
what if this metalhead is straight edge like me!?!? lmao
What if your underage like me
Nibiru 666th like 😈
Most repeated phrase in life: "No, I'm not a satanist"
lol. or trying to explain what Satanism is XD
I listen to metal and i dont know anything about satanism
Eventually I said fuck it and ended up becoming a satanist. It’s a good time over here, people I wouldn’t want near me are suddenly repelled by me after connecting a few dots.
When you say your favorite band is Korn and they think you said p*rn
They think I just like eating corn or make puns on it
@@rockmusic956 same
@@kaiser7695 same my favorite band
I had that happen to me at work
Wait, Korn is metal now? What kind?
"holy fuck I'm *sweating bullets* right now I'm going to *rust in peace* over here" holy shit 😂😂😂
I hear they have A/C in Hangar 18...
Why did I take this *risk* ?
Shoulda called this 'Run to the hills', for all the running this guy does.
No!! 'Run for your life" loll
@@night_owl3117 😂
Run to the hillllssss run for your liiiiffffeeeeee!!!
@@lunahetfield 😂
Is he running to the hills?
Up you go my dude
ratedses3 Runnin' for his life XD
Running away from the Beast, of course
He's running for his life😂
Over the hills and far away
The usual people: He's evil!
Metalhead: Actually I'm a Christian and I also like classical music as welp^^
ya, people are ignorant what can you do
Christians and Catholics bang little boys.
Most people that play instruments i know listen to metal mainly lmao
my big brother is a metalhead, he is Christian and he used to listen to classic music but he still likes it
and mom says It's not good for him but I support his taste in music cuz everyone is different
“ omg I’m sweating bullets right now, I’m trying to rust in piece” 🤣🤣🤣
When you have to explain anything metal to your friends, like "who's Lemmy?" "What does your shirt say?" "Why do they scream?"
Cum 2 brazil 🤘
Fuck yeah man, why do they scream seriously. The do whatever the fuck they want why Beiber is 2 icnhes? Because he is God damnit! WTF?
Yes
I hate it😒
@@aylinmaiden4258 oof, have u ever been called emo. Not sure where people get that idea
When you live in Finland and can't make True Norwegian Black Metal... because you're in Finland.
Nihilist Finland has its own culture. Like Greece or Ukraine.
dierks67 Yeah, but it's not trve kvult culture like in Noway.
Txtspeak I meant making music, not listening.
+Nihilist check out The Black Satans, trve Norwegian black metal from Finland.
Why listen to black metal when we have Lost Society. Revis ny se pääs pois sieltä perseestä.
I got so tired of people asking me if I'm satanic or not to the point that i started to say yea i am , with a completely straight face then close my eyes and whisper some cannibal corpse lyrics and mumble random shit , no one ask me anymore
Death Angel lmao. Best thing I’ve read all day 🖤
“Federal waste”
Ah yes my favorite band
He's done more exercise in this video than I ever will
Those megadeth refrences are on point
"Im gonna rust in peace out here" 😂😂😂
i use that almost everyday at least once whenever the context is appropriate
"i wish i had a beer right now" *beer can falls out of the sky* "oh thanks lemmy!" IM CRYING
"When people think you worship satan" If I got paid for every time people asked or told me that I'd probably be able to go to more shows 🤔
Jennifer Lopez lmao
When people
A. Think you worship satan
B. When people call you emo/edgy
C. When you have to explain it to everyone you know because they have never heard anything other than church hymns. (Cough cough)
Lol i remember that's the first thing my mother told me like 15 years ago. Now, she is capable to distinguish several metal genres and hear guitar melodies beyond harsh voices. Good job my brother and I :D .
Or buy more guitars
It's funny how Glen Benton got an inverted cross tattooed on his forehead
"Chuck Shrodinger"
I just punched a hole in my wall.
shrodingers cat is a throught experiment about quantum physics
@@donaldkarr3687
No shit Sherlock.
RIP Chuck Schrödinger
I would say no beer cans were harmed during the making of this video, but then I’d be lying.
R.I.P beer cans 💔
"Thanks Lemmy"
Me:*falls into depression*
My Christian friends asked me what music I listened to a couple of weeks ago and I haven't heard from them since...
good, fuck em for being so damn judgmental
rip
Shouldn't have christian friends
I'm a Christian, and I love Metal. I went to my first Warped Tour this past Sunday, Municipal Waste played there, I checked them out, and they did an awesome show. I didn't stick to their last two or three songs because I wanted to checkout a Ska band called Stacked Like Pancakes. They also did a great show. Ironically, I was there for the Christian Metalcore bands: Fit For A King and Silent Planet. They were awesome by the way. ✊🏾
It's probably for the best
When you're a tiny chick and people never expect you to like black metal and make A HUGE DEAL about it
When you are a girl,who love MANOWAR and Judas Priest,and the others said these bands are only for boys
@@sonyabelmontfarenheght1189 who the fuck said that
@@sonyabelmontfarenheght1189 wtf, those pop terms applied to metal? Sad
meeee too babeee
Fae Motionless you and me both sister
When you can't afford to go see slipknot in concert, nor do you have any friends to bring with you.
Ikr
When they won't even come to your country :'(
You guys a few weeks before my country was blessed with a concert of Slayer in September and a concert of Slipknot in November. Ahhhhh!
I'll go with you homes 🤘
dat meme channel tho I’ll Also Go With Y’all.
00:40 I don't understand why she'd be disturbed by him, I'd be too busy admiring his, ahem...'tongue work' lol.
oop she said-
My teacher calls my mother to school cuz i say my favourite band is k(p)orn
😏
Ohhh. ;-)
Is your favourite song dont thread on me too??
When you live in a country that rarely has any metal concerts. FeelsBadMan
Part two.
The only shows that were around my area was Anthrax with Killswitch Engage and The Devil Wears Prada.The other show was Devildriver, Death Angel, Winds of Plague, The Agonist, and Azreal. And I was only able to see One of the shows because Anthrax came on Easter Day, fucking sucks
We honestly have a lot of concerts here since i love very close to la and the other areas they mainly have concerts but I can’t go cause it’s ether to much or I’m to young
@@Shelnovid *laughs in Colorado* Fucking pleb
I live in Maldives. There are NO metal converts.
I love how he just sprints everywhere
This a lot like the low quality old stuff. I love it. Rip karzipple
Ulaş Gürsoy what happened to Karp did he get a job or move or something?
died probably idk as jhoff
Ulaş Gürsoy add karp on snap. Its sad hes no longer an (insert metal genre) vocalist
too bad snapchat isnt metal so i cant use it
my mind literally cannot comprehend concepts that arent metal
is he dead or some shit? i really miss him and his "how to be X vocalist" videos :/
Here’s a metal head problem:
You just look like an ordinary person doing ordinary things. 🙁
I can relate. Everyone (I said EVERY. ONE.) didn't even suspect I could like rock&metal, because I'm innocent-looking girl. So when I say my music taste to any metalhead, the answer is always:"I don't believe you. Count minimum ten bands in three seconds". And when I don't count bands they know, they look at me sceptical. They really think I am a poser.
Gabriela Kozdrój you probably listen to some trash bands then 😂
@@fernandom5150 Not really :). In my country trash metal and "classic" rock bands (like Queen, AC/DC, Metallica, etc.) are the most popular :)
Gabriela Kozdrój Those are bands posers listen to when they try to act metal. Start listening to Manowar, Sabaton, Slayer etc
@@edtheangler4930 The gatekeeping is strong with this one.
*Beer drops from above*
"Thanks Lemmy!"
DEAD! 😂😂😂
Nice pfp
Sweating bullets, Rest In Peace, and risk. Anyone else?
Shortstuff Jay rust in peace *
Rust in peace
What do you mean with "anyone else"? This isn't Ariana Grande's comment section duuuuude
Edit: Liked tho
Rust in Peace
Risk never happened. 🤫
*beer drops from sky*
"Oh, thanks Lemmy."
Fucking gold, man.
When your running and your wallet chain hits you in the balls.
metal heads are really straightforward and focus on the really important things in life
3 Megadeth references in a row, I'm impressed.
DAMMIT HE SAID MOSH, NOW MOSH
Clay Loftis i don’t wanna ruin the 69 likes, but i wanna like this comment
"OH! Thanks Lemmy" best part of the whole video!
1. metalhead problem: having a positive opinion on metalcore
People like different things... I know, crazy to think that's even possible.
Metalcore is cool!
Typical elitist ruining it for everyone
Under_The_Rex_Hood I really enjoy metalcore. Never understood the hate on it. Does it have the reputation for being the pop on the metal spectrum or something?
@@GeorgeKnight201101PR Either that or emo vibes. Band like Bring Me The Horizion, Black Veil Bribes, Asking Alexandria and Sleeping With Sriens give them that name. There are some really good bands like Fit For A King, Killswitch Engage, Trivium (except for Silence in the Snow the rest are great), Wage War and As I Lay Dying.
RIP Lemmy, he is still an amazing classic.
"When you're friend won't mosh with you."
OMFG YES
"Wish I had a beer right about now..."
"Oh!! Thanks Lemmy!!"
Lmao😂
when your crazy christian mom don't give u money for "satanic"band tees, and u have to start a job
Don't ask for money, y do people ask for money from their parents start a damn frozen banana stand or somethin
Soph Dennis you still need money to buy bananas and something to freeze them with dumb dumb
Radioactive_death_nimph
You like Slapnut, so it's better not to get band shirts.
What's wrong with Slipknot?
Oh, right. You're one of those "true metal" people. How about ya go listen to some real music like Jazz or folk?
Shrub Plays tru metal
The 3rd one is true every time I say to someone I am metal head they automatically say that means you support the devil
I get kinda annoy and mad
Metal heads are honestly nicer than everyone else
Every time I watch Chris' videos, I want a beer....
Chris is my spirit animal
"RAINING BLOOD BITCH HA HA HA"😂🤘🏻
I'm so proud to be a part of this community!
0:36 this whole segment got me laughing so hard
Edit: I also love how he just runs away so many times, it's hilarious
how do you keep the kicks so clean? lmao
Cleaned with tears of posers and people who shop for band shirts at H&M.
Municipal waste preventual waste federal waste
I saw MW the first time at Warped Tour, and they thrash freakin' hard man! 🤘🏾
"i wish i had beer
-oh thanks lemmy"
thiisss killed meee 😂😂😂🤘🏿🤘🏿
lemmy is GOD
We all need a long video of you hust running away and throwing shit around.
Dont know why but it is hilarious!
im not even lying, i’ve literally spent more than $100 on band t shirts😭🤣
Well when bands come over I usually get a shirt and they cost like 60 bucks so I get my money's worth by wearing it a lot
But, isn't buying the shirt anti-metal?
Each month ? or each week maybe ?
Tania Cortes thats nothing
Yeah, and most of the shirts i wear r mostly band shirts or any with baby yoda or stitch. I remember wearing my Black Sabbath shirt, i thought some random Karen would confront me and my dad coz i was were a "satanic shirt" literally nobody even noticed it so i was like, "k time to buy a rob zombie shirt!" God i hope ppl don't notice my rob zombie shirt or else i'll get in trouble lol
rip chuck schrödingers cat...
Avi Jean yeah i know, jhofffilms change the last names sometimes to make a joke
We don't know if the cat is dead, though.
Which I had a beer thanks lemmy rip man
The screamo one I swear to god
MuddyCatfish I know it’s so annoying. I was listening to Lorna Shore, and a song came on that started off with a scream. My earbuds were a bit too loud, and everyone started calling me emo for the rest of the period.
EDIT: I think the song was Godmaker.
A friend of mine really was scared of me before he eventually met me. Then we became best buddies lol.
Huge annonyment : knots in the hairs after concert :-D
Knots? Dude, it's a problem when you exit the concert with Peg Bundy hairstyle -.- knots are everyday problem of every person with long hair.
@@rudarud3849 *Laffs in 0.2 nm of hair
1:37 listen to the sin and the sentence you won't regret it
urion that's what I thought too :P it's the best album I've ever heard from any band, well, at least in 2000's.
I was about to comment the same thing lmao
Uman_3000 what’s the song? 1:37
I’d like to know the song as well.
@@anna-vl2cq silence in the snow
No problem i got tons of beer
"Holy fuck im sweating bullets right now" 😂
When you play classical music but people get confused why you listen to metal for.
2:10 - omg SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😁😁😄😄😄😂😂
i have lost count how many times that has truly happened to me.
Damn dude.
You LOVE RUNNING.
You must be in amazing shape.
omygod this guy is hot af
I though I’m the only one who can’t decide which bandtshirt to wear ...
Same
If this happened too me I will kick the person in their weakest point
0:50
You'd kick them in their musical tastes? Harsh. \m/
I laughed so hard at that part
I get the “satanist” label all the time. I have a heartagram tattoo on my hand. N they always ask, “are u some kind of devil worshiper”.
Being a 5'3" 115lb female and having to alter and cut the fuck out of any band shirt you buy to make them appear to even remotely fit. 😂
Lmao Bitch
I'm that exact same size, and band shirts fit me perfectly. Idk what your talking about
skyla k what size do you normally buy? Men's xs fit me, but they're hard to find. I usually just end up buying a size small and altering it.
Lmao Bitch
I guess It matters by your chest size, But I normally get medium in womens, and small in mens
skyla k yeah, It depends on chest size and your desired fit. That's why I almost always end up cutting and reworking most of mine, that way I can make them exactly how I want them.
You could try shrinking your shirts.
Unpopular Opinion: Silence in the snow was a great album.
Birch I agree
It has a ton of hidden gems
But it only has a few meh songs
It has some great songs, yeah
It really depends on what you want to hear
Thought I was the only one, i realy love until the world goes cold
Everybody knows that moshing is an essential part of life in general.
Jhofffilms i love you man your content is fire dude
This video is:
50% running
50% drinking beer
0:20 all the megadeth References are killing me
Just noticed the "ELUVEITIE" on the vest :3
When Trivium comes back with a great album... and you miss it cause the album before sucked
And now they released another amazing album,as good as TSATS imo
@@monsterdrinkingtax2072 I personally think it's better than TSATS but it depends on the person at the end of the day
I ain't gonna lie. Snowfall ain't a bad album
Metalhead problem I have: there have been people literally scared of my music.
0:27 I wish I had a beer right now.
OH thanks Lemmy!😂😂😂😂😂😂💖
let's mosh man
I don't mosh with cats
Okay.
You can't always run from your problems
"When people worship the wrong god" I was like please say Lemmy please say Lemmy
LEMMY WE LOVE YOU
I like how he constantly throw the beer and runaway like if he were in a cartoon lol
The biggest one is honestly that people think we are just disrespectful people and hate everyone. We are literally the complete opposite (i know i can't speak for everyone)
I can completely relate to almost every point on this list!
I love how he's always running in the video 💀
When in doubt, pick boltthrower.
Ulluroo Don't forget to kill for Khorne
"How many times do you want throw your can? "
Him:Yes
Bro the 3rd one is so accurate. like, metalheads are seriously the friendliest and chillest people you'll meet.
When people call any kind of screaming in metal "screamo"
just realised thag my dad would look exactly like Chris if he had long hair and a beard
is he jewish
Nikola Nota chris is greek
Ioanna Laskou lol
JEW
What is Chris IS your Dad, and just has a wig and fake beard?
Please never stop making videos.
Dude, this is the best video I have ever seen!
Some have this issue
When it's winter but nothing you wear has sleeves
when barely anyone is making new music and there is never any new bands
No, 2020 has been a great year for music so far! I can recommend you some good stuff if you can't find any.
@@unapologeticallylizzy can you tell me?
@@Santody Let's see... in 2020, we've had Apocalypse and Chill by Delain, Pyre of the black heart by Marko Hietala, Viridian by Temperance, Euphonic Entropy by Diabulus in Música, All the things she said by Lena Scissorhands, Human by Skarlett Riot, Wasted on you by Evanescence, Human Nature by Nightwish and Clouded Minds and Silver Lines by Sertraline.
If you don't like symphonic metal eg. Nightwish then I'd recommend the Sertraline and Skarlett Riot ones.
@@unapologeticallylizzy thanks :)
@@unapologeticallylizzy Wow thanks for the recommendations!