Cursed childhood memories
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2020
- well that was. cursed. but happy halloween!!! lemme know ur spooky tales from school :')
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Are you KIDDING ME WITH THAT LAST MINUTE AMONG US INSERT! I'm big mad! But also great video! You're wonderful!
Didn't expect to see you here. Love your channel though!!
Well, she made it in a 3 month cycle, and we all know why it's slow...
*ARTIST'S PROCRASTINATION POWERS HAS ACTIVATED*
oh hello life noggin
Woah! Hi! I really love your videos!
I love life noggin! How are you doing blocko
In pre-school, I was making fun of one of the college teacher's army boyfriend. A helicopter flew overhead and she told me that was her boyfriend getting the military assembled so they could drop into the playground and beat me up.
Nooo😂 😂
That’s amazing 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Oh noooo 😂😂😂😂😂
No chill 🤣 damn!!!!!
💀💀💀💀
“teacher?......”
“Yes, Illy?”
“she ate your christmas giftttttt-“
@niosonwii I won't
@@ocelotlesbian it's marketing my god grow up
Editor: "How much cartoon references do you want?"
Illy: *YES*
Ikr I love all the little things you can only know who they are if you know what the show is like I saw a tiny luffy on the lunchbox lol
DONT FORGET PICKLE PLUSHIE IN THE LOCKER FROM MORIAH ELIZABETH
AND INO FROM NARUTO!!
AND THE PIKCHAU AND IZUKU LUNCHBOX
did anyone see the pickle the dinosaur plush in the locker
My mum was a labor and delivery nurse too and she just signed me out of every birds and bees talk until I was in like 8th grade because I grew up my whole life knowing exactly where babies came from. I used to ask others to tell me the birds and the bees because I thought it was like a script or something that I never got to hear, and they were always soooo secretive. Nobody would tell me!! Eventually I found out that it wasn't so literal and there was no universal script lol
wait, theres no script?
the fact ive never had the talk officially with my parents is cursed because i had to pick up on it on my own, like from dumb inappropriate 12 year old boys, but also blessed because i never had that awkwardness
Same :)
Hi Kelsey! 😄
Same.
Oh hey, it’s you! 😌🤚
I never had it to
Btw hello Kelsy
When they said “you can’t get married because you’re girls” I thought they meant girls can’t marry in general and only men can marry each other.
LMAO
SAMEEEEE IT TOOK ME 5 SECONDS TO GET IT
same
Not sama gg
@sK_FIZZY i know
After reading through some of these "Birds and the Bees" comments, I think I know why they tend to separate us. Little boys just can't take anything seriously and the teachers actually want to get things done.
I remember that in 5th grade they separated us to talk about it, and while I don't remember about 6th grade, in 7th we stayed together in our science class and learned through packets. The only cursed thing I can remember from this talk is that in 7th grade I was the only girl at my table and I felt very awkward and embarrassed when the girl part came up. And it was all boys I wasn't very fond of, too, so I hated it.
little boys? excuse me but I work with men and some of them cant take anything seriously at all.
Bro still didnt get it.
I would hate it if that happens to me!
At least they split you up, we had to do it WITH the boys :’)
Imagine how taking health science 1 went 😭
I’m rewatching this video and now I can relate to so much💀. I remember when I was in the birds and bees program it was a tragic program. We had to highlight parts of the men’s body. We left the classroom tearing
Up while the boys watched Garfield . What an amazing time for 5th grade me
They watched *GARFIELD* ONLY?
Well where i come from the number six is the same as " *IT* "
And then *every week six* we would talk about *it* and *period* and *those body parts*
During my birds and bees talk at school they gave me too much info and traumatized me and made me very uncomfortable
ILLY THE QUALITY IS TOP TIER!!!!
FAX
Yep
Ye
Came from that foot of a carrot videos at the right time lol
Yeh!
i was homeschooled, had no irl friends, and very sheltered. so i didnt learn how all that worked until i was 13 or 14.
i mean i had a vague idea of it but i didnt know like... how it happened.
i learned when i was playing a game with a group of online friends and one of them made a joke. everyone laughed, so i laughed with them but i didnt understand what the joke meant. so later on when me and the friend i was closest to were playing alone, i asked her about the joke and this poor girl who was only a year older than me had to explain the birds and the bees to me in a skype call.
My school’s “birds and the bees” talk actually went pretty well, but I have a different cursed story from health class. We were watching something on weight gain/loss and I got so grossed out by it I almost puked. The teachers just made me sit outside the classroom and draw while the rest of the kids watched that, I was just satisfied I got to spend majority of a class drawing.
Nobody-
Absolutely nobody-
The cookies having to listen to the mom giving the “birds and bees” talk - 👁💧👄💧👁
My mom just told straight up that it was sex nothing more nothing less
How dare you call her mom a nobody >:(
r/woooooooooosh
@@theeleventh805gamer7 XD XD XD XD XD same
@@D_YellowMadness I didn’t 👁👄👁
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE ANIME REFERENCES. I FREAKING LOVE THEM
Who is not talking about the Among use ref!!!!!!!
Yeah! I was actually wearing my haikyuu jersey today when this was posted lol
I saw them as well
Who else saw emirichu and gingerpale
@@saladspoonami4563 me I also saw ino
I remember bringing that permission slip home from school too (I also grew up in the deep south) and my mom showing it to my grandmother, and god bless that woman she looked my mom dead in the face and just says "Honey you know they ain't gon tell those kids nothin" and then without missing a beat just turned at looked at little 8 year old me and said "Boys got a paynus and girls got a vaginer, and if you put the paynus in the vaginer it can make babies so wear a rubber" didn't help that gran was probably on to her fourth or fifth highball by the time I got home from school. I then had to have a very awkward conversation with my mother, who was an emergency care nurse, about how it actually works. Mom actually just pulled out her biology textbook and went over it with me.
Back when I was like 7, my parents told me that babies were surgically put in. Which I believed up until I was 8 or 9, when I realized it wouldn't have been possible before the advent of surgery. I finally connected 1+1 completely when I was studying animal reproduction when I was around 10.
“I’m gonna point it at the ground cus that’s where the devil lives aNd i hAtE tHe dEvIl”
This was me as a kid though
im suprised that other people did that
I used to do that.....
Yeah man screw satan Jesus 4 life!
Screw the devil
*munch*
“Your glue doesn’t taste good”
“THERE WERE COOKIES IN THERE”
“Oh thats why the glue tasted off”
One time in a parallel universe
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Don't do school, stay in drugs
@@sticks2221 lmao 😂
@@sticks2221 don't stay inside cough cough in peoples faces
In Australia we learn about the "bird and the bees" in grade 5 as well
Fun fact: In elementary school, I was told that we were allowed to swear in 4th grade. (By other kids, of course) By the time we got there, nobody cursed, and I definitely forgot. Also, I had my “Birds And The Bees” talk in 6th grade health class, where after we learned about our body systems, we learned about the male and female reproductive systems. It was treated like a normal class and we weren’t separated by gender. (Of course my experience was quite different than most people’s opinions since I’m quite a bit younger than most people sharing their experiences here).
You should have seen my kindergarten class, everyone was “married”, boys would put spiders on their hands to be “Spider-man”, girls would pretend to be singers, and it was just *weird*
Oh, and did I mention that people were selling “yummy” glues for 5 bucks-
i can relate to the spiderman thing
You should of seen my kindergarten class their was glue dealers like drug dealers but that sell different types of glue.... and then people eat it
Boys would empty their Capri suns into the trashcan and say that they were peeing in the trash can loudly.
Isn’t that just normal kindergarten?
D-Did we go to the same kindergarten class??!!!!!! If so, did people make out with each other and there was a thief by any chance??????
In second grade I got married to my best friend Alice. We had a wedding and we got divorced a few months later 😂
🤣
Omg lolll that’s so cute xd
xDDD
oh damn
i wish i were invited to the wedding
Ew
"ur cookies don't taste good :0"
"THEY HAVE GLUE IN THEM >:)"
When I was 3/ 2 my mom’s friend was babysitting. So she took me to the park ( I think) and watched me play. I randomly found a unalived bee and proceeded to pick it up and try and eat it . Luckily she stopped me from doing that but now I’m just imagining what type of illness I could have caught. I even may have started Covid early
I love how in every scene where she’s in the bus there’s somebody new sitting near her
Sis really said gay rights ✊😔
Because it's an among us game and they're getting ejected as the game goes on 1:03
Bruh im confused these replies have nothing to do with the op comment
Did you rewrite your comment or smth??
@@submergedkidneybean9946 yeah I think they’re having a stroke
I legit said omg corpse at 3:39
*_”But my best friend is Robin, does that mean we have to get married?”_*
*_”Now just hold on just one Kentucky-Fried minute there, missy”_*
this comment is the most america thing i've ever seen
AMERICA
Chick Fil’ A*
Why does everyone make Henry, Ellie, and Charles clone accounts-
@@iulia5665 yes
I almost acciedentally deleted myself in art class. I didn't know my asthma could be triggered by smells until we were working with this really strong smelling paint. Next minute I was on the floor gasping for air trying to reach for my inhaler that was still on the table AND NO ONE GAVE IT TO ME UNTIL THE NURSE SHOWED UP. My art teacher was freaking out and once I was stable again, I got scolded by the nurse for not using the inhaler that I COULDNT FING REACH
That was years ago and now im an adult with slightly less severe asthma, I think.
During my birds and the bees talk in 5th grade, I think they actually did cover periods and stuff
But I was in the very back row because I walk slow and made it to the library last. And I'm nearsighted so I couldn't see or hear any of the presentation. Based on the other kids reactions though I think they did actually teach us stuff so good for that presentation, I just didn't absorb any of it. The most I got out of it was cookies at the end
I definitely could've used the heads up though
fun fact: In like 2nd grade my teacher brought in her veteran brother and he had gotten his leg cut off so 6 year old me walked up to him and said "Who ate your leg?" My sister keeps reminding me of that horrible day 😭
Omg.
I feel bad, but that sounds funny. The question, I mean.
But at least this guys alive and not dead though.
@Chassis Wildbore He just stood there staring at me while my teacher dragged me out the room and called my parents, lets just say he never went to the school again.
O God-
One time, in 6th grade, my teacher had just said “the *f* word* on accident in front of the class. And the kid in my class who had special needs would sometimes repeat what people were saying (I think to help learn the words but idk). So, as you may have guessed, the next 4 minutes was just faintly hearing “f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k “ the class was dying laughing.
Omgggg
Relatable, my KINDERGARTEN class had some kid do that as well.
Omg f god hahahhah ya I think I would be the one to just be dying in the back with my friends
That's great
My Fourth word was F**k sooooooo 🤣
Considering all the awesome cartoons I remember growing up with in the late '90s/early '00s (and the early Internet things that were around at the time), I think that time period definitely had it's blessed/cursed moments due to there being so many things that people could get away with for kids.
Not as much of as say, the '60s or '70s or something (especially since Stranger Danger and Drug PSAs were still everywhere in the '90s), but still...
Considering that I've heard of some older Gen Z's that have been exposed to a lot of Internet stuff since they were kids, I wonder what things Gen Alpha and generations after will look back on and think, "I'm surprised people were chill about that," lol. ^^
AUUGH I love all the cartoon references you put in your videos!!!
The
the 'Math! It exists.' poster with Finn had me cackling
I literally seen in the background so many anime characters in so many anime Memes I found another type of mine I’m so happy
Ikr it's beautiful, there haikyuu, Fullmetal alchemist, Naruto
Corpse best anime protagonist
Did u see the among us character?
Yes, that was like one of my favorite parts of this video
@@arobi.5016 agreed
she is the only person who looks exactly the same way as their drawings.
I feel like that was personal
Not true
Um... Jaiden Animations looks like her drawing too
@@melly_melon8924 true but irl her hair doesn't do the tuffy swups
(I think I spelled that wrong-)
Theodd1sout gingerpale
I love the references in the backgrounds of your videos like the Moriah Elizabeth plush and anime merch the beginning
in 4th grade we were separated by gender for a talk. it wasn't really about "the birds and the bees," just mostly about puberty and pregnancy. the school nurse taught us girls and the principal taught the boys. at one point, the nurse talked about how your stomach gets a lot bigger when you're pregnant (for context, I was/am overweight). Right at that moment, one of the popular girls turned her head to look at me, the one girl with the bigger stomach. i was mortified
Yeah... some kids in my 1st year were talking about “bad words” and I was _determined_ to prove that they weren’t bad words-so you can guess I was just screaming F**K at the top of my lungs for the rest of the day.
Rip the lungs
So....
*How was that talk with your parents?*
HOLY S&@T that’s funny
“I didn’t have a crush on my friend but... GAY RIGHTS”
SIS GO OFF
Hell yeah I loved that part
@@GINSHOTGUN cool... nickname
@@GINSHOTGUN I love how you're everywhere
"We are gonna get married and you cant do anything about it!"
The Government: "Dang, guess we legalizing that now..."
@@Detective_Grav I love how you're everywhere too
I used to be a ring bearer for elementary school weddings I would make rings out of flowers.
My birds and bees talk wasn’t really a talk. My mom was also a parent that was kind of uncomfortable talking about the birds and the bees. She kinda like brushed the topic but never really like fully got into it and the knowledge I have was either from friends or just gossip around school I knew more later on whenever I turned 21 and that and that was fascinating. That’s my story.
Is everyone just gonna act like corpse isn't there
Yeah right?
whereeee
I just noticed that wut- 3:30 people
@@tilaisswag907 corpse is a UA-camr
I SAW HIM, I WENT TO THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE SAW HIM
One day at recess, two kids got "married" and the entire grade gathered to watch them kiss. The next day they got divorced.
*This was sixth grade.*
*dear god*
Holy shit that’s too funny
Oh course its fucking sixth grade.
Bro why that must have been awkward. But like, sixth grade?
@@limabean127 for some reason "dates" are a big thing in the sixth grade.
oh my god you hadt a protected childhood, i hope you really know how blessed you are, i would even be able to talk about how i learned about the birds and bees in any family freindly manner
She posted this 2 years ago-
@@A.A.D_GachaChannel And?
I honestly can't remember a lot of what happened in my childhood. Blessing and a curse in some respects. I don't have to deal with as many cursed memories, but I also kind of just have to take peoples word when they talk about me as a kid.
i went to school in the south and WE DIDNT GET A BIRDS AND BEES TALK THEY LITERALLY JUST TOLD US ABOUT PERIODS AND HOW PADS WORKED AND THEN TOLD US TO KEEP OUR LEGS CROSSED
same.
Same.
same: the girls were told about periods and pads
not even tampons lmaoooo
Same lol
Bruh
“I didn’t have a crush on my friend but gay rights”
still one of my favorite illy quotes
Yes. Gay rights. 😁
@@pokemoncat976 very cringe
@@dimi3209 What do you mean by that? 🤨
@@pokemoncat976 are they saying gay rights are gay? That's kinda based
@@fastfatty7785 No, Illy said “gay rights”.
I never even had birds and bees class because 5th grade was the year covid happened. We were switching to virtual learning then. I just a bunch of books about it instead.
I just love that when UA-camrs have notes they have it like "heyyyy" and then what they're going to say
In kindergarten there was this girl, we’ll call her El, and a boy we’ll call Jack. They were the closest thing we had to “popular kids” in the kindergarten class because they both wore cool clothes and every liked them. Anyways, we all joked that they were in love and dating, and one day during recess, me, my best friend, El and Jack were all sitting under the slide and we keep telling them to kiss and so El kissed him on the forehead and we all squealed and ran away. The next day we had a wedding for them but Jack chickened and left her at the alter, she wore her favorite dress and everything.
Nooo thats wholesome
Oh god, that's so wholesome but sad
wait did we go to the same school? srsly we had the SAME EXACT thing happen. I NEED TO KNOWWWW. I remember cuz I was the flower girl and last minute they said i couldnt be brooooo
I had something similar to that in 4th grade. there was this boy and a girl and they had a "wedding" and the boy didn't come so we chased him until he came. then the supervisors saw us.
The same thing happened but in year 3
Hey guys look wat my dad taught me *puts up the middle finger*
8 year old me: what horrible parenting
It was my grandma who taught me but i díd not do it in preschool
Won of my class mates made me do the middle finger
He Said It Means “I H8 U” But He Said NOT To Use It >:)
yes it is different now and what they do now is they have one class or two classes sit in a empty room like the library or gymnasium and every one sits on the floor or benches and the person explaining it explains it to everyone
First time seeing this video but my birds and bees convo with my mom happened in the kitchen too… she explained how men’s parts worked with whipped cream, a rubber and a banana… never looked at any of those the same ever again.
Illy, don't worry. That "getting married" fiasco isn't as weird when I remember my classmates and I had a polyamorous gay wedding in kindergarten.
I remember witnessing two classmates getting married, then getting divorced and then getting married again
@@Elselle oh god..
Elselle
Don’t let tlc hear you or else there will be a kindergarten reality show called something like “learning love” or something 😂
lol i remember one of the girls on my class ran around with cherry ice cream on her lips and tried to kiss one of the boys
@@blooms8964 because it's recess and you have literally nothing else to do and the drama rises to a breaking point, its like the lure of the survival series except much, much scarier
In elementary I went to this little private Catholic school and when it was time for *the talk* they had us all sit down on the classroom floor and a very old deacon came in and stood at the front of the class looking down at all these 5th graders he clears his throat and says “GOD LOOOOVES SEX” and as 5th graders we didn’t know what that was and it’s not like he did an awesome job of explaining it so we just went around for the rest of the day telling everyone god loves sex
I mean, your not wrong xD
We never got the talk in 5th grade bruh
glad i wasnt the only one who got the talk in 5th grade
@@braydencole5108 Same but I know what it is
I can kinda relate to the feelings you had during the birds and bees talk, my mom had it to where we watched look who's talking the night before the school had the birds and bees talk, I still think she Plan it out and i'm so upset about it
At my school we never called it “the birds and the bees” but we still had that talk in fifth grade. I had already leaned about periods and puberty tho. I started puberty really young. I’m a swimmer so when I was in elementary I would change in the bathrooms at the place where I swam. I would see the tampon and pads boxes and always ask my dad abt them (he took me to swim). But he always told me to ask mom. I always forgot. Eventually I remembered and she told me about periods- I think I was in 3 or 4 grade. It was never awkward for me, and I wasn’t even surprised when I got it in seventh grade bc of how educated I was from friends since I got it kinda late.
Come on that "getting married" conversation was just wholesome
As someone who lives and spent their entire life in the south, I can concur that the lack of talk in the "birds and the bees talk" is real. It started for me in 5th grade (this was 2012) and they didn't tell us much. 5th grade wasn't supposed to be a sex talk or anything, but they brought in a tri-fold and went over the information of what your body goes through on your period. There was really a lack of talk in middle school. They had a curriculum ever year, but they never went over it. They just showed the same movies every year that went over the same thing we learned in 5th grade. I didn't actually know about the birds and the bees until high school because my 9th grade gym teacher was REALLY blunt.
I live in the north and it's the same here. And I very clearly remember the girls learning what was kinda period education (they didn't explain much) and the boys watched movies in the other room and we were not allowed to talk about it.
They push abstinence in my school which back fired since 5 girls got pregnant one fetus got detelus. Which im not judging but if they went into detail about birth controls and not just condoms and barely pills that couldve helped.(but stuff happens still)
bruh same i didn’t know about what the birds and the bees actually stood for until 9th grade biology
hey lily said the stories must FAMILY FRIENDLY
I don't think anywhere in the US has very good sex ed rn. I learned most of the important shit from BUZZFEED. BUZZ. FEED.
My cursed moment would probably be in grade 8 when the boys were talking about the "birds and bees" talk and since I was absent that day in grade 5 I was clueless. I asked them what is it and they gave me an explanation that was terrifying. I regretted my life right there,
In my school, which was more like military school than anything else, there was a little pond diorama thing showing frogs in lillipads and one was in mud, the clean pond was for good kids, and the mud was for the bad, and there were frogs with the names of the students, and my frog landed in mud constantly, and then the parents finally got the teachers to take that shit down
Your first friend actually deserved that, because she should have just minded her business and left the cookies alone
To be fair, if I was a kid and someone put cookies in my vicinity I'd be like "yoink" too
The north: so the Male sticks the twinkies in the donut and when the Male is done the twinkie shoots the frosting
The south: be prepared innocent children for your sacred innocence to be ripped from you shallow husk shells
The middle line states: So this is what happens if you don't practice abstinence. plays a video of a pregnant lady giving birth. shows pictures of STDs. makes the kids give presentations about STDs against their will. Oh also parents only get a choice to say yes or no in 5th and 6th grade. it's mandatory 7th and 8th, then during health in high school.
@@melodyswain2588 accurate
When I was in middle school, I went to a Catholic school in the south. They didn’t teach abstinence until eighth grade because they didn’t even teach us what sex was. In eighth grade, they basically said that using a condom or birth control was just as bad as an abortion.
I love all the little references she puts in her videos❤❤❤❤❤❤
my fifth grade class was insane. like there’s so many bad experiences it’s concerning. one of them was when my teacher finished the read-aloud, but my class wanted her to keep going. my class got someone to do puppy eyes and she said yes. after reading one more chapter, she said she would stop. but the same person got about TWO THIRDS of the class to start dancing and going crazy.
One time in second grade, we found out that these two kids liked eachother, so that recess, we decided to make a wedding for them. I dressed the girl in a “toilet paper gown” and we tried to make them kiss. They spat on eachother. I still bring it up to my friend to this day.
My friends found out that I liked this one kid and he liked me so they kept trying to make us kiss. I swear it’s the most uncomfortable thing and I get what your friends went through
Last year, when I was in 6th grade, I went to a really small school so we had classes mixed with 4th-9th grade. And by small I mean _realllyyy_ small, like there were only maybe 12 kids in this class including me. One of the 4th graders, also one of my friends, got married to her stuffed animal octopus on the playground, and she got yelled at by our teacher who for some reason would get mad over everything. That memory is blursed, and I'll forever treasure it
(Also my best friend, who was also in 6th grade, almost got married to Deku's hair lol)
Same we did that for my best friend
Lol they spat on each other
Once, in *FIRST GRADE* i found out that these two people liked each other, i didnt think much of it until i went to that "forbidden place" and i saw them in the back *swallowing each other* 💀💀
“WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!” The teacher: 👁👄👁
👁👄👁
y-your pfp and user name- ✨👄✨
sa-sangwoo?
That sharpening machine is so cool 😂and I love the little details like the glue on the table ❤
Well I also learned about the birds and the bees in fitith grade and the weird part that was everyone started to develop feelings for each other (well not me of course) so it's pretty hilarious when I think about it now
In fifth grade when we had the “birds and bees” talk I skipped school and got ice cream with my mom lol
You had the birs and bees talk at 5th
I'm in sixth and still have no idea what bidsand bees means
@@franbobby7976 umm so am I but I know literally everything.
5th?!?? I got it in 3rd :’)
Lucky... 😤
@@franbobby7976 it’s a class where you learn about the body and how kids are made
Fun Fact About Me: My Parents told me the "birds and the bees" twice because they forgot that they already told me once and so I was sitting there not consuming info that I already knew and wish I didn't know... 10/10 on the cursed scale.
I never got that talk bc my parents never told me nor did anyone i was supposed to get “The talk” At my old school but in 6th grade but i had to move but at that school they had theirs at 5th grade so i didn’t get that talk and so i didn’t know what all their jokes were about and still don’t know to this day :|
First, it was my mom, then my dad, then my 5th-grade science teacher told the class, then my mom again when my no-no cycle started, then my 6th-grade science teacher. So yeah, 5 times for me.
I knew about it when I was 4-5 :| my friends told me
I still don’t know and my friend told me in 6th grade something about a boy idk and then 2 months later i totally forgot all about it bc the minute i got home i didn’t even know anymore and just played on my phone and then when in was 2 months later a boy asked me what a word meant idk what the word was but he asked me if i knew so i said no he just told everyone else and they asked me if i really didn’t know and i kept saying no and they just didn’t tell me bc my other friend told them that she doesn’t want me knowing and is better off me not knowing so they didn’t say anything after that and now im very confused about all that •_•
Our school never did a "the talk week" but they DID show us one stars to give examples of the male and female bodies in very. VERY specific detail.
I love how she's laughing through the whole thing
Btw loved ur video :)
for me the birds and the bees talk way better then that right now but my mom already kinda told me about it so that helped I think I was the only one that really wasen't surprised by the talk😂
One of my cursed memories was accidentally walking into my parents room when they were, “wrestling”. Oh boy was that cursed.
I can confirm it. Awfuly cursed and akward. Totally terrible.
Ouch, That’s rough buddy
that almost happend to me once: so i was checking my parents alarm clock and for a split second mom was on dad then got off.
i will never forget that traumatic experience ;-;
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_a truly cursed experience_
to many anime references in such a short amount of time cant handle
Fr
Indeed
Yep😌😂
I EXPLODED
And corpse
My school didn’t really have the birds and the bees talk, but he did have a puberty discussion in 4th grade. It was like a week long thing, but we talked about puberty one day. They broke us up by gender, boys in the gym and ladies in the library. From what I heard the boys did something, but it was for boys puberty while we learned women’s puberty.
I'll never forget going to IHop with my southern Baptist Christian mother as a 9 year old homeschooled weirdo and learning about mensuration... and that was the extent of my human health class. Sitting in a booth, at 11am, in a really crappy IHop, learning about periods in the most vague way. That's it. She did it to my sister too.
All the little kids that were at my elementary school were like “we can’t wait to be cool 5th and 6th graders like you.” and all the older kids wanted to say to them “when you’re in fifth and sixth grade you’re not cool, you’re very awkward and sweaty all the time.”
mans just got his whole world shaken, he wasnt ready for this information
It's true tho...
@Andrew Davis what a poor child
@Andrew Davis Are you not passed 5th or sixth? I just started 6th as home learning.
I’d describe it as “YA YOU’LL HATE LIFE!”
I remember in elementary school I took the “gifted” class every Wednesday, so I would leave my normal classroom and go do a puzzle or something. Just so happens that one Wednesday was the birds and the bees talk, so while I was building some tape bridge or something my classmates were being sufficiently traumatized a couple rooms over. I remember meeting up with them at recess and them telling me what happened. Yeah. That’s one way to get educated.
what grade were you in 0-o
@@katie_grl8605 I think it was 4th, younger then most of the people I know lol
With the birds and the bees talk, I had mine a few years back and they just showed us a video and what a pad was, but for the boys, they took them to the gym, showed them like a 10 minute video, and then they got to play games for the rest of the time. (Also one of the boys watched the girls birds + bees video they showed us and he told almost ALL of the other boys what the girls had/have to go through. One of the other kids mentioned it while we were in the halls, and his face turned very VERY red. I think it’s good he knows)
For the 'birds and bees talk' at my school, we had a little booklet and a page we called 'they boy page' that was literally what it was but we all hated it. I think that was my most cursed year 5 experience
That part about the girls learning abstinence and the boys watching a movie is ridiculous.
It is! Why dont the boys learn abstinence? Its the stereotype that girls have to be virgins and boys be allowed to do whatever
@@burmessafox3939 thank you
Welp thats how it is in the south for some reason. We have to learn all that stuff while the guys learned "hey you put the thing here and boom baby'' in 6th grade and then chilled the rest of the years. Its fucking weird.
I know, it’s so stupid.
@Akwinder Kang idk I’m not there in school yet
This happened in high school, but I think it still counts. (Edit: This is a bit long)
My parents are either helicopter parents or don't really care about your opinion/feelings. Only if you were obeying their commands, and pretending to be happy.
So one morning I woke up with the feeling of my ears a little clogged. So I snuck into my parent's bathroom and tried to clean it (since they were the only ones with q-tips). I somehow made it a bit worse.
I went to a charter school (that wasn't a good one), so we didn't have a bus, my mom had to drive me. On the way there, I told her that my ears felt clogged. Her response was, "Oh you're fine. You're just faking to be sick again." Admittedly, I did do that a lot in an attempt to not go to school and be with my toxic ex. But this time it was real.
I kept telling her for a whole year, while my ears were getting more clogged and it was getting harder and harder to hear. I was saying, "What did you say?" "Huh?" and just not responding to people trying to get my attention because I could not hear almost at all. It got to the point some teachers were getting mad at me, thinking I was doing it on purpose so I just kept it to myself, not saying anything. My grades went down because of it.
It was only when my school decided to do a hearing test on the special ed kids. (I was one of them because of my Auditory Processing Disorder and shyness from being taught to not speak up for myself) When it came to me, they put the headphones on, told me that when I hear beeps to raise my hand and waited....and waited. I heard nothing. No beeps. Test finished and my teachers looked at each other, then at me. Puzzled, they asked if I was hearing anything and I told them no. They took off my headset, checked to see if it was broken, then checked the machine to see if it was on. Everything was fine. They then took me to the principal's office where they called my mom and told her what had happened, saying that she needed to take me to the doctor.
Two weeks after being told I needed to go, my mom finally took me and my doctor only took one quick look (without any tools) and said, "Wow! That is the worst clogging I've ever seen." He cleaned out my ears. and it felt like a wet, foam earplug came out with instant relief of freedom. Everything was so loud and everything echoed as my doctor explained to my mom what to use to clean out ears next time.
My mom left with me in a huff, both my parents never liked being told that they were wrong, and I whispered to her (because everything was loud now) "Told you my ears felt clogged."
Wow that a long and intresting
Damn that's weird
Two words for you: Ear irrigation.
@@jjaa_joyjoyartist Earrigation
That must’ve been EARritating hehe
The equivalent Exchange reference for a full metal alchemist was gorgeous.
I remember me and some of my friends would go to a park that was nearby our school and there was a little gas station nearby so we would buy, in this exact order: Plastic wine glasses, lemon/lime juice, Gatorade or tea, mini marshmallows and the most disgusting stuff you could put in a drink. We would mix them all together and drink it and if it was gross we would spit it at each other’s socks because we would take off our shoes there.
So those were interesting memories
BAHAHHAHA I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO FLIPPED OFF THE GROUND BECAUSE “THE DEVIL WAS DOWN THERE” KDNDNDKKSKD
I LITERALLY DID THAT BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANNA POINT IT UP XD
When I was little everyone always said if we pointed “the I hate you finger” up that would mean we hate god
Don’t be mean to satan
ME TOO
I don't get why American schools even separate boys and girls for that class.. The knowledge should be the same, and if there is something they don't tell all the students, that's kind of sus
The excuse I got fed was that it’s to “prevent embarrassing the other one” but the real answer is they don’t trust us with the information.
In my school district they separated the boys and the girls in 5th grade and on the first day they showed the puberty video for our gender and the kids could ask anonymous questions. Then on the second day they we got to watch the puberty video about the other gender and ask anonymous questions. After that they combined the classes and learned about like STDs and stuff. In 7th grade they went A LOT more in-depth and had the classes combined but were still pushing for abstinence only. It wasn’t until our freshman year of high did they teach us how to use a condom or made birth control a valid option for pregnancy control and the importance of STD testing.
So who votes to eject America?
Sophia Redwood I don’t think you can eject a continent.
@@kaylachaney3110 at least they combined them at some point. A lot of schools seem to not do that
I never have birds and bees, they just sat us all down (even the boys) and told us every.single.detail. :')
I learned about it at around 8. My parents never told me about it. There were kids at school who would talk about it or bring adult comics. Parents are so naive
It's funny because I never had "the talk" officially with my mother, I didn't have the curiosity to ask "where do babies come from?" Nor even the school teachers taught us that.
And because of it, I went to middle school still believing that if a woman wants to get pregnant a baby would magically appears inside her belly even if she's not marriage
I mean, you CAN have kids without being married.
@@idanordquist3102 yea but it doesn't just pop up there. But, preferably people would only do so in marriage
Lol SAME
I was so scared if I even had the thought of hey, maybe having a kid won't be so bad- poof kid appears in stomach.
FYI: I never wanted a kid.
when i was 6 i was terrified because i thought when you get older baby's just pop up in your belly randomly.
As a teacher who has overheard similar conversations in the past, it's kinda cute and fun. Also I secretly am like "Yeah! You tell 'em! You can get married if you want!"
The whole year of 2020 was cursed for me, online school, watching lion King in December, staying up 24/7... I love it, but i hate it
I remember in kindergarten I had friends and we started this “gang” and we were saying stuff like “ we don’t need to get married to a girl we’re independent” and then I said something along the lines of “yeah we’ll marry each other” and then they looked at me for a moment and shouted “YEAH!”
No one:
Ily: “Really?? Here?! Right in front of my cookies?!?”
I hate how I know the reference.
@@AryaPDipa I see you’re someone of culture as well🙏
A kid in my class ate a styrofoam packing peanut. That literally everyone in the grade had touched because it was for a science experiment. We were in 6th grade. He didn’t come to school the next day...
oh boy and I thought Zim was the only one that did so. XD
(Also I'm referencing this thing that occured in a official Invader Zim Comic.)
@@chaoflaka8132 bruh
Is he ok now??
What happened to the kid at the end
I think he died guys
When you were talking about the bee thing but you think that we couldn’t see fin saying math it exits love your vids btw
The birds and he bees talk is even worse when you’re home schooled
BRO IKR
Cursed childhood moment: mom decided to give my sister and I a cat edition of "The Talk", which confused us so much because we knew how it worked with humans, but didn't know why we needed to know about cats as well. It was my mom's way of telling us our cat got knocked up and was gonna have kittens. She had a litter of 5 with none of the cats looking alike. We asked why all the kittens looked different from each other and THEN learned a queen can get knocked up by multiple tom cats. A 20/10 cursed moment, I didn't need to know my cat was the village bicycle for all the other neighborhood cats.
TL;DR I got the cat version of the birds and the bees talk as a kid cuz my cat was a ho.
This some Annabelle level nightmare fuel.
10000000000000000/10 on the cursed scale- *NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT UHH-*
Dude, the way you talk. It's just...👌🏼
Whole other language.
Ok but did you guys see the pickle the dinosaur in the start from me aka Moriah Elizabeth
lmao my school barely covered pregnancy because it could lead to “sexual conversations”
texas things🤠✌️
God blessed Texas..
And only Texas...
I don't know about everyone else but my sex ed was pretty good in Texas. Maybe it was just my schools.
I learned most of it from educational cartoons from france around like 6-8. My middle school's excuse was a weird animated movie, that I barely remember, cause the whole thing was like a fever dream. whoever thought sex ed and surrealism mix was an idiot. The movie starts with two cats coming out of a blanket, I think they might have allegorical sex at some point, then at the end fusing back into the blanket. I am sure there were humans in there but I can't remember them at all.
I wonder if it had to do with being a strong catholic country or the school's general feel of incompetence.
Rip
Haha I live in Texas too and my older sisters teacher talked about “adultry” that too, A LOT
The same teacher also talked about her dying a lot to my class and was like “ when I die... I don’t wanna be known as the good math teacher, or that one math teacher” even tho she wasn’t good, she called us out if we had a problem and always got mad at me cause I have ADHD and I was her least favorite student, she retired this year tho.
I love how Ino was squeezed in there!
I remember in 5th grade I was given a form about the birds and bees talk and my mom didn't sign it, probably bc I already knew the stuff (I was given the "It's Not The Stork" series as child.) And ig the middle school talk was involuntary bc I had to join that group in 6th grade. I remember there was this video that looked like it was in the '90s that contained stuff that I still already knew and at the end we were all made to pretend-sign abstinence certificates.
I was weird as hell, but hey at least I didn't have to do PE for a couple days.