Johnny hits on the ladies of Guilty Gear Strive
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# - Ігри
“Then you’re in luck, because I’m a cumulonimbus”
Meteorological rizz 🔥🔥🔥
He’s a meteorizzologist
help what does this mean
Females in the vicinity: fluke
@@jinggu.
It’s a type of cloud
@@1r0zz so he meant that she can watch him😹 i thought it had something to do with the shape of the cloud
Can we talk about the fact that apparently, May is in charge of Johnny's finances?
Personally I'll choose leap but he's the captain
There's a reason he's got no coins now
He raised her iirc and now she's captain so i think it makes sense they have such a silly relationship.
It might be so that he doesn't gamble all of the Jellyfish Pirate's money away.
Xrd already mentioned that too
He really is just on a quest for bad bitches
Based
Well, he missed the baddest bitch of them all. No Baiken... Or Pot...
@@sonicXstarhedgehogdefinitely potemkin. He's the baddest bitch of all
@@sonicXstarhedgehognah faust
@@sonicXstarhedgehogram….
Johnny doesn't just flirt with the ladies, he flirts with the theydies too.
Considering their previous meeting, I would play Nice, too!
XD
Take my like and never comment again
"They\Them thighs got me acting unwise"
-Johhny Guilty Gear (probably)
Johnny probably sees Testament as a friend because he's familiar with Testament. This is because they had entrusted (more or less, they didn't like the idea but Dizzy insisted) Dizzy's safety to the Jellyfish pirates when she had a bounty on her.
@@pez2088 Fully agree with this
Johnny with everyone else: Howdy
Johnny with i-no and Giovanna: GYAT
Same feeling
surprising I-No didnt get special dialogue but then again shes always hornknee
He just like me fr
Them do be openly showing though
@@Hunter-gj9yqJack o
Johnny coming in with the most goofy ass rizz
i'm a cumulonimbus
If it works it works lol
He got that cloud rizz
Just wait till we get Slayer to the roster.
its working 😳
"Johnny hits on the ladies of Guilty Gear Strive"
And Testament,who is happy to be here
...like a weed, naturaly, as matter of course.
He doesn’t even hit on Testament either; he’s just like “Oh hey, haven’t seen you in forever. How’s it been?”
ay baby nonbinary gear@@Stryfe52
Johnny VS Baiken would have the ultimate western intro.
Spaghetti Western vs Samurai Flick
@@marche800Samurai Spaghetti
@ellingtonf1097 That's just ramen
@@ellingtonf1097Mamma Mia!
Tho I dunno.. who would hit on baiken.. she's bitter as hell. Yeah, she might look hot, but she looks angry all the time as well and always so serious... honestly who would hit on her ?!😂
He's just a japanese Johnny Bravo. Interpret this however you want.
And May is Suzie.
@@GilgameshofBabylon darn
Ohhh momma
I fuckn love Johnny Bravo
Yea cause a man named “Johnny” is japanese…
In a world where there are only two confirmed left to repopulate
That coin is literally all of Johnny's allowance.
Johnny seems like kinda guy to make a country song crying about how his truck left him and took the root beer 😂
,,Root beer in a cowboy boot...
NO!! ROOT Beer get back here root beer... root beer nooo "
ROOT BEER NOOOO
Wow, Gio has her sights on *ONE* man and she's not getting distracted.
She likes BIG BUFF, depressed GIGACHAD VIKING KINGS VOICED BY THE STREET FIGHTER 4 NARRATOR
Cringe as all hell… because when its all the ladies and then they have the exact OPPOSITE reaction here…cursed forced 1000
@@symbiote3220what
@@symbiote3220wouldnt it be more forced to have all the women be receptive to johnnys advances regardless of their personal lives and interests? lol
I like how theres no dialogue with bridget but there is with testament, and its not even flirtly, hes like "yo whassup" 😂
There is, he hits on her
@@HappehMasterChannel :D
@@HappehMasterChannel eh, shouldn't Johnny still think Bridget is a boy from their last encounter?
@@dinosaurusrex1482i guess word spread out quickly
@@benjaminbarraza8972 Given that May and Bridget are friends, I assume Bridget bumps into Johnny on a semi-regular basis, there were probably plenty of chances for him to get to know that.
I wish I had nearly enough courage as Johnny did to say any of this
Trust me you don’t wanna say any of that shit
Lmao! only reason he gets away with it because the dude is a absolute stud. unless you are as good looking as johnny is depicted, i am afraid courage wont help you to much.
@@mikepower8999 and even in his case it doesn't seem to work out lmao
You would if you looked like him
Consider it a blessing
Johnny: How 'bout we take it to my ship?
We bang, ok?
Fun fact, he has a win quote against Ky and its actually really wholesome
"Your sword's at the ready. That handsome boy is a handsome *man* now..."
Something along those lines.
@@memorableman3709 Between this line, the beard alt and the song, I'm starting to think that Johnny is way older than what his looks and attitude let on, maybe he's on his 60s and it's using that same ki magic Kliff had that keeps him young
@@estebanacostaolivera3232 If you pay attention to one of his quotes versing Kum, you'll note that he actually really does seem to be older than he lets on.
@@memorableman3709 Honestly after playing through all the Guilty Gear games (Or at least the canon ones), that quote is just so... Sweet.
@@memorableman3709Awww you know that’s related to him just seeing Ky grow from a soldier to a king and becoming a father.
This really makes me feel Johnny is probably the most pure at heart person in GG. He obviously cares a lot but maybe uses his hot shot attitude as a foil.
Johnny to testament: hey girl, i mean them
Johnny to I-No: My momma warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right!
Giovanna not taking *any* of his shit got dang 😂
Testament isn't a lady, but it is cool they have a voice line for each other. considering they met through Dizzy, since Johnny took care of her after she left the forest. so its cool to see Johnny invite them to a meal.
Edit: love his lines for Giovanna, "Cause I'm a cumulonimbus" and "Maybe i should run for president", plus the running joke with May about allowance is great.
Johnny likes them/them þussy
I’d still smash Testament
i still dont get why may is in charge of his allowance
@@keithlee1007so he doesn’t gamble it probably. Then again he always wins so I don’t get it either
Definitely doesn't feel like he's hitting on them either, more like reminiscing.
His voice is so sultry that I genuinely cannot tell when he's flirting or not
The Johnny Test shippers gonna have some fun with that one sided dinner invite.
My mind defaulted to flame head punk the talking dog as his best friend
Whip crack
I'll ship him with Sol and Bridget thanks ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Shipping community being annoying as always hahaha
@@spardadarkknight_What did they do
“I’m a cumulonimbus” bro what even?? 😂😂
An extremely dense, vertically developed cumulus with a low dark base and fluffy masses that extend to great heights, its basically a erection joke.
Lmao Gio's not into him at ALL.
Leo more attractive than Johnny confirmed.
At least to Gio
I-no disagrees
Ram agrees
I think it's because she evidently knows him already....
So I guess they was focking at one point but it got messy. (Joke... Then again Makoto and Kagura)
She likes to be chased not chase. That's why she likes Leo.
I wouldn't call Johnny's history with Dizzy's keeper(Testament) flirting, exactly.
Just what I was thinking. He probably just wanted to catch up, haha.
Testament is probably still a bit annoyed that Johnny ditched Dizzy
" Ladies "
**Show Testament**
Euhm ...
They're haclway
@3:23 Johnny successfully stops May from investing in bit coin.
Doesn't want her to repeat his mistakes in the coin market.
He stopped her from investing in Monero
Johnny to Testament: Hey girl. I mean they
Johnny: money please
May: no, 📈 STONKS
May took his coins away, can't have shit on the jellyfish
Gotta admit, Johnny's English voice is actually damn good
video title: "ladies"
the video: *testament*
The fact that Johnny is voiced by Gill in SFV makes these intros funnier
Rizzurection !
Pretty sure he’s also voiced by grimoire Weiss
It’s mid
Liam O'Brien, yep
Also kinda sounds like yasuo
It's funny how Giovanna seems so done with Johnny's flirting considering the way she acts with Leo
2:33 LMAO same
Lol.
Mankind knew they cannot change society, so instead of fixing it, they flirted with johnny
Bro really tried to rizz on Testament lmao
Testament: I don't recall any business woth you.
Johnny: I made Dizzy an honorary member of my ship.
Testament: Oh that's right!
It's sad that Johnny and Testament don't have any special dialogues since they know each other well from previous games
Still funny to see them getting a snack though.
He literally says "Now that's a face I haven't seen in a while." though.
@@MajideManis that a unique interaction tho, or does he say it to everyone without a unique dialogue? Cause Testaments “to a dazzling encounter” is one of his standard lines. Plus Johnny has been apart of GG for a long ass time so he oughta have met just about every recurring character in the cast by know
No kidding. Considering Testament left Dizzy with the Jellyfish Pirates at the beginning of XX, you'd think they'd have more to say.
@@quisejones7106 but not happy chaos or goldie, though i guess they could just have him not say that but prob not
Johnny: Still playing the same trick, boy?
Bridget: It's not really much of a trick these days.
Bridget: Hope you're not mad about that last time.
Johnny: Still a little embarrassed about that, but it's water under the bridge.
johnny and brisket converse be like 'ay you that guy' and mf be like 'ninja im a girl lmao'
Little did Johnny know, he had it called all along! Hardest read in fighting game history
@@winterflanbro hit that decade read
@@winterflanThe god of failure HATES him, learn his secret with this ONE SIMPLE TRICK!
@@theambassador2527 turns out the one L Johnny took in his life was never actually an L all along
@@winterflanjohnny never takes Ls. the universe will warp its very reality to ensure that
"then youre in luck because im a cumulonimbus"
johnny what the fuck does that even mean 😭😭
She was cloud watching, he said he's a type of cloud so she can still be cloud watching when looking at him.
Wait a minute, May gives Johnny allowance? I figured he was higher up among the pirates… is he just bad with money?
Yeah it's so he doesn't gamble away their money
He’s a gambling addict
Johnny when Everyone else: “howdy”
Johnny when giovanna: “GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY”
May off screen: 💸💸💸💸
3:23 Oh Nah, She Would Spend Your Entire Bank Account.
1:32 Johnny repeating his mistakes of the past.
Nah, he knows testament, he just likes thussy now 😏
what mistake?
Alas, no unique dialogue for Bridget, he says the same thing to her that he does to I-no.
@@BIastProcXbridget aint a "trap"
Lmao the comment got deleted cuz it got over 7 likes with facts
@@BIastProcX doubt it
JESUS CHRIST JHONNY SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK 18
@@BIastProcXRight, facts...of course...........
You know a video is gonna be good when the first nanosecond is asking you to paypal someone money
Johnny for president
I could imagine if Johnny, Kagura and Hol Horse could either team-up or fight each other to flirting or hanging out with woman (and Testament).
Or gamble with Qingque
@@GokaikillerTobi Who?
also featuring testament
(And testament)
I'm glad I learned May is 22 cause otherwise i would've had a problem with Johnny
So you're telling me that Johnny has no Rizz to dispense on Baiken or Ramlethal?
The brokest rizzler
There’s no way that cloud joke almost got me 💀
I really wished he just said “yeah you’ll never see that money again” after beating may
They got Hank Hill in strive let’s go
>Video Title says "Hits on ladies of Guilty Gear Strive".
>2nd character showcased is Testament.
🐸🐸🐸
The Johnny Test is real!
The spirit of Hol Horse lives on.
As a mortal kombat player I see a certain similiarity between Johnny and Johnny Cage
"I'm gonna invest all your allowoance!" - Spoken like a real wife :D
Damn, it seems Giovanna is still all over Leo.
Johnny is out here with casual rizz🔥
This is Johhny Bravo
Bro has all the rizz in the world that’s wild
I only picked up a Guilty Gear game yesterday, but he’s already my favourite character
I read the tittle tht says "ladies" and I see Testament........ nop
1:13 Society.
Potemkin right now:😢
Testament isn’t a woman 😂😂😂
but is a ladie lol
a man experimented to be into a Gear and turned asexual
Testament is weed
Johnny even rizzes up the theys AND the thems
2:18 "Im a cumulonimbus" so... liable to develop into a problem?
A man on a mission
"got nothing better to do?"
"You later if this goes well"
Where's Bridget
He's not hitting on Testament though. Granted, they crossed paths due to Dizzy.
bro asked them to a food date
Johnny the kind of guy to whistle when a woman passes by him
HE’LL COME HE’LL COME
It's nice to see testament and johnny become friends👀.
johnny is a chad
when the Testament became a lady?
Omg I'm literally him (Gio has me actin' up)
lol putting Test in here lol
He’s so COOOOL
"Now here's a face i haven't seen in a minute. Remember when you wanted to kick my ass after Ino knocked Dizzy off my ship?" 😅
Johnny should have thought a little more and invited Giovanna onto the Jellyfish, plenty of clouds to see on it
Now i need him hitting on the MEN
Unspoken Rizz
Johnny + Sunglasses.
😎
Me and johnny are so alike(we’re gamblers and rely on someone for finance)
Once again, I have to thank Daisuke Ishiwatari for putting me in the game.
You are not him
@emptyglass7867 Ahahahaha...AhahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Man, irony's a b___h, ain't it?
John GuiltyGear x Testicle best ship of this game
THE NATURAL BORN C H A S E R
Did we have to hear that same shpeel with heaven or hell a million times?
IS THAT JIM RAYNOR
Johnny is in for a bit of a surprise when it comes to Bridget
he still won't flirt
No he isn't, the creators said she's female and has the hips and body structure of a female. So in other words she's female so no confusion here just you being confused about biology
@@llamabot9889 Bridget is a girly boy being forced to crossdress by his village because a superstition of bad luck of male twins, aka, he was FORCED to act and dress like a girl
So Norman Bates is a woman because he dresses like his mother?
Previous games Bridget was shown as a cliché of shota stereotypes, now one can notice that he hides more skin that reminds him of his skinny male body; I know too many crossdressers from japanese media and everyone is proud of it's biological sex, suddenly making Bridget transgender is a poor way to attract global consumers
Even if the creator says what Bridget now is, sometimes one has to disagree like such people with JK Rowling for standing for women and objecting nonsense like "people who menstruate" or Al Jean for erasing Stark Raving Dad for believing two morons attacking Michael Jackson
Bridget is female like FIFA is honest and Xi Jinping is a saint
@@llamabot9889 Unless Bridget being a dude was retconned biology says it’s still a guy
@@abrahamlupis9354 Couldn’t have said it better myself
Johnny bravo
Damn Vernon...
2:11 cumulonimbus
Bravo Johnny!
How does May handle finances like that? She’s kinda young to learn about cash’s flow
She’s 24💀