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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 років тому +1012

    Subscribe to the new Key & Peele UA-cam channel for all the classics as well as new-to-UA-cam sketches: ua-cam.com/channels/dN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ.html

    • @crashtest5969
      @crashtest5969 5 років тому +10

      Comedy Central Key & Peele are the best!

    • @jakemagee449
      @jakemagee449 5 років тому +2

      I love u guys

    • @MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf
      @MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf 5 років тому +1

      Holy shit this is Bob Nelson 100% hopefully he got some royalties for y'all stealing his shit

    • @MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf
      @MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf 5 років тому +1

      Bob Nelson did this years ago bro lmfaooooo 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

    • @elizabethwilliams5940
      @elizabethwilliams5940 5 років тому +1

      Comedy Central who names their kid ha-ha Clinton dix?

  • @isabellelangmuir5849
    @isabellelangmuir5849 4 роки тому +4752

    i love how genuinely happy Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar is to be there

    • @kennethjones3939
      @kennethjones3939 4 роки тому +113

      Sequester Grundelplith M.D. seemed to be pretty excited, too!

    • @matthewflores451
      @matthewflores451 4 роки тому +1

      Subscribe to the new Key & Peele UA-cam channel for all the classics as well as new-to-UA-cam sketches: ua-cam.com/channels/dN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ.html

    • @kelleym2507
      @kelleym2507 3 роки тому +30

      He totally almost laughed!

    • @Pooseman23
      @Pooseman23 3 роки тому +31

      we went to the same college. (i did actually go to that college)

    • @SHrepairs
      @SHrepairs 3 роки тому +22

      He helps bring the whole team up

  • @stryde6431
    @stryde6431 8 років тому +28370

    what kind of parents name their kid Dan Smith

    • @north_jp
      @north_jp 8 років тому +1016

      I know right how did they even come up with his name. And why does he look so weird?

    • @itsjeron164
      @itsjeron164 7 років тому +432

      Stryde worst name I ever heard in this video

    • @wenboluo5146
      @wenboluo5146 7 років тому +125

      What's wrong with the name? Anyone explain please? I didn't get the joke.

    • @gracenambo9219
      @gracenambo9219 7 років тому +714

      Ya, why couldnt his name be Chicken-Noodle Llama Uniflamma or something NORMAL like that?

    • @ScreenSlayr
      @ScreenSlayr 7 років тому +471

      should have named him Tim-OH-thee

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 5 років тому +5191

    It’s amazing how two people can look so different, I can’t even tell whether Dan Smith was Key or Peele!

    • @hazmi911
      @hazmi911 5 років тому +10

      Try again

    • @rodneynoble6046
      @rodneynoble6046 5 років тому +14

      You funny 🤣

    • @50iraqidinar
      @50iraqidinar 5 років тому +30

      Wow, so all black people look the same to you??? Thats ignorant

    • @weebkiller4161
      @weebkiller4161 5 років тому +95

      farwood he wasn’t being racist u dumb snowflake

    • @penguin2362
      @penguin2362 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha!!

  • @dnobxela68
    @dnobxela68 Рік тому +1401

    This skit is the source of every fantasy football team name I’ve had in the past five seasons. Ibrahim Moizoos has won back to back championships.

    • @coreyroberts47
      @coreyroberts47 10 місяців тому +25

      I named my team single mcdingleberry a couple seasons ago
      I did not do well

    • @megamandrn001
      @megamandrn001 8 місяців тому +13

      I've named both Pokemon and all the planets I've discovered in No Man's Sky after these men

    • @friederichnietzsch
      @friederichnietzsch 8 місяців тому +6

      @@coreyroberts47 I think it may have had something to do with your WR celebrating his touchdowns with 3 pumps instead of 2

    • @gurk_the_magnificent9008
      @gurk_the_magnificent9008 8 місяців тому +7

      Hingle McCringleberry makes an appearance in almost anything I can name

    • @zorokicksass60
      @zorokicksass60 6 місяців тому +1

      What about Dan Smith?

  • @winnetu9142
    @winnetu9142 8 років тому +14141

    When you're coming up with a name for an online game and all the good ones are taken

    • @sleepysheep9061
      @sleepysheep9061 8 років тому +81

      XD yup

    • @jier9904
      @jier9904 7 років тому +167

      how do you pronounce (construction noise) ?

    • @ttorrr
      @ttorrr 7 років тому +54

      "☺♂o" is the pronunciation

    • @desikatta9011
      @desikatta9011 7 років тому +33

      Winnetu u just need to put Xx at the start and end Xx

    • @steveharveyssexslave6206
      @steveharveyssexslave6206 7 років тому +7

      Winnetu yep WoW in a nutshell

  • @morganwhite4420
    @morganwhite4420 4 роки тому +11134

    “Nevada State.. Penitentiary” gets me everytime

    • @jero4331
      @jero4331 3 роки тому +5

      Haha

    • @noahross3642
      @noahross3642 3 роки тому +36

      @Slap A Cracka in her mouth dats unfortunate

    • @aldrinmercado3475
      @aldrinmercado3475 3 роки тому +81

      Gets you? Why you doing crimes lately?

    • @fimmt684
      @fimmt684 3 роки тому +20

      lmao, one of my favorites, wasn´t ready for that

    • @Claricio
      @Claricio 3 роки тому +10

      @@noahross3642 “dats unfortunate. conference!”

  • @NotAManYouCanMend
    @NotAManYouCanMend 5 років тому +7349

    “Nevada state... penitentiary.”

    • @bobjones5674
      @bobjones5674 5 років тому +175

      He went for the free trade school

    •  4 роки тому +11

      I heard every single football player on their team made Academic All American!

    • @lightbringer2714
      @lightbringer2714 4 роки тому +32

      Laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂

    • @Zappappappappa
      @Zappappappappa 4 роки тому +15

      You mean University of Florida during Urban Meyer's tenure?

    • @addisonq3598
      @addisonq3598 4 роки тому +55

      Everyone says they want to go to Penn State but I want to go to State Pen

  • @bookimboy1
    @bookimboy1 2 роки тому +3847

    All jokes aside, can we just take a minute to appreciate how two guys were able to give entirely believable individual personalities to two dozen characters just by stating a name and college?

    • @mfetterelli
      @mfetterelli Рік тому +78

      And then did a sequel with even better names...

    • @DanFernandesBenficaSaint
      @DanFernandesBenficaSaint Рік тому +18

      It’s the names that are funny. If they just said “Dan Smith” each time it wouldn’t be funny. Try taking a minute to understand what it is you’re laughing at 🙄😂

    • @bigfudgy1364
      @bigfudgy1364 Рік тому +1

      and shaving their beards

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan Рік тому +50

      @@DanFernandesBenficaSaint it’s very obviously both things. If they said all the names with the exact same tone and inflection, it wouldn’t be funny either. Try taking a minute to not be a guy that corrects people unnecessarily

    • @trumanbadra8003
      @trumanbadra8003 Рік тому +17

      @@DanFernandesBenficaSaintme when i don’t understand how punchlines work

  • @electionsbynumbers5453
    @electionsbynumbers5453 4 роки тому +5992

    I saw a player labeled "Ankle Questionable" last week and legitimately thought it was his name, and I blame Key and Peele.

    • @leow3696
      @leow3696 2 роки тому +194

      Ah yes, old Anky. My cousin was at middle school with him in Seattle.

    • @CheeseIsOverRated
      @CheeseIsOverRated 2 роки тому +26

      It's true. I was the camera that the cameraman was recording with 👍🏾

    • @maxpeck4154
      @maxpeck4154 2 роки тому +137

      Didn't he grow up with Biceps Doubtful?

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 2 роки тому +12

      @@maxpeck4154 Turf Toe Joe was part of the squad too

    • @nogsaegronaldeumcdonaldeu
      @nogsaegronaldeumcdonaldeu 2 роки тому +24

      I think my dad used to be in touch with Pectoral T. Inauspicious

  • @unethicaldrinkingwater
    @unethicaldrinkingwater 4 роки тому +7727

    Can we just appreciate the work the hair/wig team did in this skit

    • @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703
      @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703 3 роки тому +93

      What skit?

    • @jong-jongspeaks4224
      @jong-jongspeaks4224 3 роки тому +38

      @@beezertwelvewashingbeard8703 What skit is this guy talking about?

    • @monkeyflingpoo247
      @monkeyflingpoo247 3 роки тому +3

      @@bryandelacruz9066 ?

    • @amandac9894
      @amandac9894 2 роки тому +4

      Literally they must have been exhausted afterwards

    • @Lee-ic8ln
      @Lee-ic8ln 2 роки тому +1

      Like how is this funny? I didn't laugh at all and was waiting for the actual gag but it never came.

  • @newman8r45
    @newman8r45 5 років тому +4441

    I'm a big fan of Torque *[Constuction Noise]* Lewith. Dude really knows how to sportsball.

  • @I_am_always_correct
    @I_am_always_correct Рік тому +831

    Donkey Teeth is still an absolute legend in Idaho. Real stand-up guy

    • @TomLiberman
      @TomLiberman Рік тому +7

      Buck the Froncos. I-D-A-H-O Idaho, Idaho, Go go go

    • @TonyChase
      @TonyChase Рік тому +2

      SALUTE💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CrimsonRed-me2eq
    @CrimsonRed-me2eq 5 років тому +4039

    "Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar"
    the way he said that had me D E A D

    • @christophermichael5764
      @christophermichael5764 4 роки тому +37

      it will never not be funny!!! hahahaaa!

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 роки тому +53

      You should order coffee under that name just to hear them call it out.

    • @christophermichael5764
      @christophermichael5764 4 роки тому +16

      @@dr.bright6272 challenge accepted!!!

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 роки тому +34

      @@christophermichael5764 and I shall order it as Jackmerius Tacktheritrix.

    • @xanmaffia5946
      @xanmaffia5946 4 роки тому +1

      Yes omgg yesss 😂😂

  • @ShyteKreek46
    @ShyteKreek46 5 років тому +8139

    EEEEE EEEEEEEEE should've been drafted by the Miami Dolphins.

    • @razburry8001
      @razburry8001 5 років тому +313

      Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith should have been drafted to the Steelers

    • @Giggity1080
      @Giggity1080 5 років тому +2

      What time ?

    • @ImehSmith
      @ImehSmith 5 років тому +5

      😂👍🤣

    • @shap3348
      @shap3348 5 років тому +16

      Maybe there only shot at winning a game this season.....smh

    • @202Redwings
      @202Redwings 5 років тому +33

      This is arguably the worst comment in UA-cam history. This video was 7 years ago.... meaning, if the player you’re referring to was a freshman (even a redshirt) and opted to wait until his senior year to declare for the draft, he would now be in his 3rd of the nfl. Let’s take a look at his draft class (assuming he went to college for four years.... Miami had the 14th pick in that draft and selected a WR (DeVante Parker). Your decision to draft this fake player from the key and peele skit could have POSSIBLY fallen to Miami.... HOWEVER, there were TWO WRs taken before Parker which means EEEEEHHH or whatever his name is, would have either been drafted to the Chicago Bears, or the Oakland Raiders. The only way he could be on the dolphins roster at this present moment (9/2019), would be if the dolphins traded for a “decent” WR while they’re in rebuild mode. WHICH WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. Therefore, your comment is a joke and should be deleted as soon as ASAP. You’re welcome.

  • @ericjamieson
    @ericjamieson 5 років тому +29822

    The funniest gag is that "California University of Pennsylvania" is actually a real college.

    • @kilanjanmoro4936
      @kilanjanmoro4936 5 років тому +1267

      mr statewide.

    • @robfab5204
      @robfab5204 5 років тому +81

      Bd haha

    • @rlanesports
      @rlanesports 5 років тому +414

      Their mascot is Blaze a Vulcan that's the Roman God of Fire

    • @jzl7965
      @jzl7965 5 років тому +258

      What the fuck😂😂😂

    • @EarlyBirdCraft
      @EarlyBirdCraft 5 років тому +847

      That’s nothing. University of Florida is a real college.😳

  • @anactualalpaca7016
    @anactualalpaca7016 Рік тому +794

    This skit never gets old i swear

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 Рік тому +4

      It shouldn't be funny it's just funny names. But I never actually hear them all because I'm busting up

  • @Patrick-de8qg
    @Patrick-de8qg 5 років тому +2369

    Dan Smith, BYU. They fucking nailed that ending. And the fact that it was BYU was so perfect.

    • @ImehSmith
      @ImehSmith 5 років тому +11

      IKR 😅😂🤣👍👍

    • @TheSchaef47
      @TheSchaef47 5 років тому +15

      @Alexa V. Morgan And Mormon.

    • @Phornax7
      @Phornax7 5 років тому +43

      Every once in a while there's some Polynesians.

    • @BlayzeIz2Much4U
      @BlayzeIz2Much4U 5 років тому +2

      Ol QB Hall of Fame ass Danny boi 🤣🤣🤣😂😅😅

    • @briansimpson5664
      @briansimpson5664 5 років тому +6

      Yea... fucking A dude nailed it 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

  • @VoidUnderTheSun
    @VoidUnderTheSun 4 роки тому +14806

    X Æ A-12 Musk. University of Southern Mars.

    • @DoomerDarling
      @DoomerDarling 4 роки тому +405

      UnderTheSun he only got accepted cause his dad owns the uni smh

    • @VoidUnderTheSun
      @VoidUnderTheSun 4 роки тому +31

      @@petertortora6016 There's a million terrible and horrific things happening in our world reflected in our net online. The internet cannot be won.

    • @DavidLopez-xj6jh
      @DavidLopez-xj6jh 4 роки тому +23

      This comment deserves wayyyyyy more recognition.

    • @quesadeeowl7845
      @quesadeeowl7845 4 роки тому +72

      Ecks ash A twelve Musk. The only kid who has updates instead of birthdays

    • @skepticbb93
      @skepticbb93 4 роки тому +2

      Indeed this will in time become top comment.

  • @ricroyer
    @ricroyer 3 роки тому +8444

    The best part about this is how you end up laughing at the name "Dan Smith".

    • @Jubel06
      @Jubel06 3 роки тому +306

      It's def the punchline.

    • @Instantur
      @Instantur 3 роки тому +145

      right when you least expect it

    • @ekyle3368
      @ekyle3368 3 роки тому +337

      Bruh he goes to BYU😂

    • @kevinskoien6165
      @kevinskoien6165 3 роки тому

      reminiscent of this classic MST3K bit: ua-cam.com/video/RFHlJ2voJHY/v-deo.html

    • @sbtendy1426
      @sbtendy1426 3 роки тому +20

      Should’ve said Daniel smith

  • @GardenofEyesNL
    @GardenofEyesNL Рік тому +446

    Just seeing this for the first time.. crying from laughter.

    • @solounaopinion8755
      @solounaopinion8755 Рік тому +2

      Tyroil smoochie Walles is a bad@ss name.

    • @mjrclanhacksmw2
      @mjrclanhacksmw2 Рік тому +9

      That’s a beautiful thing! I remember watching this when it came out😂

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis Рік тому +2

      Watch again, you will pick up more. It wasn't until the second viewing that I understood "Quatro Quatro" was a shout out to Chad Johnson.

  • @lishorekumar3401
    @lishorekumar3401 5 років тому +4996

    I swear it's the pictures on the side of the players that make me die.

    • @amo2962
      @amo2962 5 років тому +98

      I had to go back and 👀

    • @princeofcupspoc9073
      @princeofcupspoc9073 5 років тому +18

      Damn, sorry to hear that. So how do you type when you're dead? ARGH! Zombies that don't know what "literally" means!

    • @robertdouth8979
      @robertdouth8979 5 років тому +69

      That thousand yard stare always gets me. I've watched this so many times and there are so many layers to the comedy. I love it.

    • @hiti6753
      @hiti6753 4 роки тому +26

      Holy shit, I never fucking noticed them until you pointed that out! They’re hilarious!

    • @dobrepytanie828
      @dobrepytanie828 4 роки тому +4

      may you rest in piece

  • @DeviltoGeorgia34
    @DeviltoGeorgia34 5 років тому +2739

    I like how they start relatively normal but then slowly things go crazy. And by the time the West is introduced, it's all chaos. And Dan Smith.

    • @vynonyoutube1418
      @vynonyoutube1418 5 років тому +55

      It's not even normal at the start, some names are mispelled as far as i know. Although it doesn't compare to the chaos that comes later lmao

    • @thegoat8467
      @thegoat8467 5 років тому +17

      Lmao right it gets worse and funnier 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @princeofcupspoc9073
      @princeofcupspoc9073 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, a variation on the old John Cleese comedy with a thesaurus. See Dead Parrot Sketch.

    • @vep8434
      @vep8434 4 роки тому +6

      @@princeofcupspoc9073 im sorry but i just watched that dead parrot sketch...and my brain is not making any sort of connection between these two...before watchign i was like "ah Key and Peele showing some homage to another comedian" ....after watching...idek what to say

    • @Zappappappappa
      @Zappappappappa 4 роки тому +1

      @@vep8434 whooosh

  • @AlexRejba
    @AlexRejba 8 років тому +3804

    Dan Smith. What a bizarre name.

    • @ColdCutz
      @ColdCutz 8 років тому +297

      He really stands out.

    • @joshuatoback6091
      @joshuatoback6091 8 років тому +22

      ColdCutz The lead singer of Bastille sure has a weird name

    • @JuiceExtraction
      @JuiceExtraction 7 років тому +5

      AlexRejba The only real name

    • @dudleybalrog7348
      @dudleybalrog7348 7 років тому +27

      To be fair, if he were a real BYU attendee, he'd have 10 siblings named Daria, David, Dakota, Darren, Danielle, Dustin, Dylan, Duncan, Dane, and Darcy, which would make it kinda bizarre and creepy.

    • @tikityler1386
      @tikityler1386 7 років тому +2

      Smith is also just the most generic white american name. Dan is nothing special. Had they called him Jo Smith though, that would have been specific.

  • @alphakretin2387
    @alphakretin2387 3 місяці тому +24

    It adds a really hilarious undercurrent when you remember that one of these people went on to direct some of the greatest horror films of the 21st century and the other went on to voice Toad

  • @maggiedillon1529
    @maggiedillon1529 6 років тому +10124

    You know you're funny when you can just say names for 3 minutes and make people laugh.

    • @xToony
      @xToony 5 років тому +110

      maggie dillon Delivery & timing are completely spot on

    • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
      @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 5 років тому +51

      or if you can make people laugh just by introducing yourself...

    • @maggiedillon1529
      @maggiedillon1529 5 років тому

      .....obviously

    • @Catcherintherye11111
      @Catcherintherye11111 5 років тому +7

      Only few of us possess this talent

    • @MegamanNT
      @MegamanNT 5 років тому +11

      I held a straight face all the way till the last name. XD

  • @catonkybord7950
    @catonkybord7950 4 роки тому +1304

    Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar seems like a cheerful dude 😄

  • @Modernhumanbeing
    @Modernhumanbeing 4 роки тому +2306

    I went to high school with EEEEE EEEEEEEEE. What a guy !

    • @RTistic
      @RTistic 3 роки тому +55

      His cousin DDDDD EEEEEEEEE was on my basketball team, dude had hops

    • @anthivity297
      @anthivity297 3 роки тому +27

      @@RTistic fr? His brother CCCCCCCCC EEEEEEEEE played in my soccor team

    • @lucaslongo97
      @lucaslongo97 3 роки тому +19

      no way! i think is sister SSSSSSSSS EEEEEEEEE got hit by a blimp. what a small world 😀

    • @vincentchu7700
      @vincentchu7700 3 роки тому +7

      Y’all gotta know I did his momma so hard she decided to name her children the way she screamed

    • @DetonatorCallan
      @DetonatorCallan 3 роки тому +4

      Oh nice! How was he doing at the highschool reunion?

  • @SphericalCheese
    @SphericalCheese 2 роки тому +164

    I always imagined D'Marcus Williams and T.J Juckson as friends who hated how weird the rest of their teammates were

    • @whitefencepostgd4218
      @whitefencepostgd4218 Рік тому +11

      *Williums

    • @IDraw99
      @IDraw99 6 місяців тому +4

      I feel like whoever changed Jackson to Juckson in their history lineage was being extra asf😂😂

  • @puneetagnani7228
    @puneetagnani7228 5 років тому +2326

    Nevada state penitentiary 🤣 we got a convict in the team

    • @John-doe955
      @John-doe955 5 років тому +46

      Puneet Agnani well... it is football...

    • @fredb2147
      @fredb2147 5 років тому +39

      He's got seven more years of eligibility!

    •  5 років тому +3

      Puneet Agnani longest yard

    • @user-cd9wc5bw3k
      @user-cd9wc5bw3k 5 років тому +3

      Construction noise

    • @Esdeath_0001
      @Esdeath_0001 5 років тому +1

      It's a real football team

  • @daffierracer3615
    @daffierracer3615 4 роки тому +1409

    Y'all sleeping on [THE PLAYER FORMAERLY KNOWN AS MOUSECOP]

    • @ubrdpbts7261
      @ubrdpbts7261 4 роки тому +46

      "Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar"
      the way he said that had me D E A D

    • @williamherman9065
      @williamherman9065 3 роки тому +15

      Dude went 4th overall in the Draft!
      He is gonna change the fortunes for his new Team!

    • @themashedpotato
      @themashedpotato 3 роки тому

      CW: SPOILER FOR THE WITCHER, S1 E5
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      We brought this back when we watched The Witcher. The shape-shifter character became: "The Doppler... formerly known... as Mousesack."

    • @ldgh47
      @ldgh47 3 роки тому +1

      £*

  • @hopejanette
    @hopejanette 6 років тому +4886

    My dad just asked me if this was comedy. I said yea why and he said "ohhhh okay cuz I didn't want to laugh if they were real names"

    • @sertusdionyol
      @sertusdionyol 6 років тому +27

      Ha just rewatching

    • @AKelly-bt2rp
      @AKelly-bt2rp 6 років тому +5

      Hope Janette 😂😂😂😂

    • @terricampbell3179
      @terricampbell3179 6 років тому +11

      Not to be weird or anything but I have your name tattooed on my chest, lmao. Jk it's the word, not your name. You're the only other girl I've ever seen named Hope except for this one girl back when I was in middle school.

    • @JMWilkes
      @JMWilkes 6 років тому +85

      Did he really think they all just looked alike? Lol

    • @JMWilkes
      @JMWilkes 6 років тому +5

      They did a great job with a lot of the characters, though.

  • @RelRel86
    @RelRel86 Рік тому +268

    Davoin shower handle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShiftyBray
    @ShiftyBray 4 роки тому +6893

    Dan Smith has to be the most made up name I've ever heard

    • @68wAATW
      @68wAATW 4 роки тому +182

      Mormons.

    • @superstefano7895
      @superstefano7895 4 роки тому +32

      Wtf why? 😂 It's such a common name and surname?

    • @68wAATW
      @68wAATW 4 роки тому +84

      @@superstefano7895 Again, it's in reference to Mormons.

    • @mattcool1031
      @mattcool1031 4 роки тому +148

      SuperStefano that joke went too far over your heard

    • @nina_summers
      @nina_summers 4 роки тому +8

      Matt Cool 😂😂😂

  • @idc5309
    @idc5309 3 роки тому +2171

    Dan Smith BYU is a really underrated joke, they should do one of these every season

    • @JV-the-Tossh
      @JV-the-Tossh 3 роки тому +42

      Could you elaborate on the joke for a confused European?

    • @loadingerror2975
      @loadingerror2975 3 роки тому +169

      @@JV-the-Tossh BYU is the morman college

    • @JV-the-Tossh
      @JV-the-Tossh 3 роки тому +18

      @@loadingerror2975 I am aware of that, I have heard of Brigham Young. But what does Dan Smith have to do with that?

    • @ViolentFEAR
      @ViolentFEAR 3 роки тому +149

      @@JV-the-Tossh There are no black mormons. Well there are, but historically speaking, that wasn't possible.

    • @theJohnMoore
      @theJohnMoore 3 роки тому +34

      @@ViolentFEAR haha there have actually been Black Mormons (Latter-day Saints) since the very beginning of the religion, and there are millions of Black members all around the globe

  • @kaeland38
    @kaeland38 2 роки тому +73

    “D’isiah T. Billings Clyyyyyyyde” makes me lose it every time

  • @rocheman3771
    @rocheman3771 4 роки тому +2566

    Y’all are laughing at everything except for Torque *construction noises* lewith

    • @noodlepancak783
      @noodlepancak783 4 роки тому +34

      Because it’s the least funny one

    • @xSisterxGrimmx
      @xSisterxGrimmx 4 роки тому +127

      That was my favorite one!

    • @aaronmk7
      @aaronmk7 4 роки тому +84

      That’s the funniest one LOL

    • @petergambaccini7396
      @petergambaccini7396 4 роки тому +28

      Because there is nonstop construction going on in my building, I'm actually crying at that one.

    • @jacksonmurphy3556
      @jacksonmurphy3556 4 роки тому

      that’s the best one

  • @ingenito919
    @ingenito919 5 років тому +530

    I can't believe Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon directed "Get Out" and "Us"

  • @ashmaterial
    @ashmaterial 6 років тому +1856

    What kinda name is dan smith?

    • @roosar2001
      @roosar2001 6 років тому +65

      A Mormon name apparently...

    • @Chris-0703
      @Chris-0703 6 років тому +38

      VERY mormon

    • @electronsympathy
      @electronsympathy 6 років тому +26

      Well it used to be that when people immigrated in from other countries, we would alter their names because they were impossible to pronounce in English. But you know how it gets with the PC crowd, and we stopped doing that because we value other cultures and stuff. If not, Dan Smith would have had a more reasonable name like "Danimathicus Smittie-Rittie Ori-O-E-O."

    • @DanielSmith-eg3xv
      @DanielSmith-eg3xv 6 років тому +47

      My name!

    • @DanielSmith-eg3xv
      @DanielSmith-eg3xv 6 років тому +5

      @@electronsympathy hahahahaha

  • @BleedingEdgeOfProgress
    @BleedingEdgeOfProgress 2 роки тому +81

    I've met several of these players and they were all really proud to take part in this!

  • @mitch-a-palooza4593
    @mitch-a-palooza4593 8 років тому +2985

    Nevada State Penitentiary. lol

    • @smooooth_
      @smooooth_ 8 років тому +94

      California University of Pennsylvania

    • @magruder5874
      @magruder5874 8 років тому +37

      Sadly, that's an actual thing.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_University_of_Pennsylvania

    • @smooooth_
      @smooooth_ 8 років тому +49

      Charles Clements Applying there as we speak

    • @Izedyn17
      @Izedyn17 8 років тому +1

      FCKING GOT ME

    • @whitedevil2
      @whitedevil2 8 років тому

      "Athony deLeon" is also a good one

  • @evilwillhunting
    @evilwillhunting 5 років тому +678

    Each one of these characters have unique voices, speech cadences, accents and facial tics. It wasn’t just a bunch of names....

    • @joeschianodicola1810
      @joeschianodicola1810 4 роки тому +5

      shut up nerd

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 роки тому +14

      @J D oh wow, you managed sarcasm, good job buddy. Some day you'll learn when to keep it to yourself.

    • @giantcobra1810
      @giantcobra1810 4 роки тому +1

      FFKonoko stfu it's not like they're wrong

    • @Blint_Cheesewood
      @Blint_Cheesewood 4 роки тому +4

      @J D what a douche

    • @cherxiong8064
      @cherxiong8064 4 роки тому

      Makes this one of the best skits. It’s sooo goood! 😂😂😂

  • @spaceyote7174
    @spaceyote7174 3 роки тому +484

    Key and Peele acting out a huge bunch of distinct characters for one-second cameos each is pretty impressive tbh

  • @Merlincustom1
    @Merlincustom1 2 роки тому +52

    Ozamatazz Buckshank looks like the lights are on but nobody’s home so his being a Stanford student just slays me.

  • @fluffstuffpootiebean1688
    @fluffstuffpootiebean1688 3 роки тому +2727

    Sometimes I’ll just be chillin and “D’Isiah T. Billings Clyyyyyyde” will pop into my head and I’ll just start laughing. I know I can’t be the only one.

    • @SonsOfMars.
      @SonsOfMars. 3 роки тому +189

      Same but for me its JACKMERIUS TAKTHERATRIX

    • @emilymcplugger
      @emilymcplugger 3 роки тому +48

      Ladennifer Jadaniston.
      😂😆🤣

    • @supernaturalmodel2491
      @supernaturalmodel2491 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂 oh my gosh!!💕 💕

    • @jong-jongspeaks4224
      @jong-jongspeaks4224 3 роки тому +18

      The worst thing is that it happens sometimes in public places. Fucj

    • @beyonder7300
      @beyonder7300 3 роки тому +71

      Daaaavoooiiiin showerhandle for me. 😂

  • @aimDiego
    @aimDiego 5 років тому +544

    I'm so glad McCringleberry actually made it pro.

    • @lancewilson1253
      @lancewilson1253 5 років тому +1

      ME 2.

    • @tranquilrabies
      @tranquilrabies 5 років тому +11

      That may be good for Hingle, but I feel like his brother Pringle is going to try to slide in on Hingle's success.

    • @zel1459
      @zel1459 4 роки тому +3

      @@tranquilrabies If only Pringle wasn't such an ass.
      Makes a big play against Banana Rama Slamma Jamma and thinks he's the next big thing.

    • @andrewblee3768
      @andrewblee3768 4 роки тому +4

      Don't forget it was Hardunkichud that was throwing blocks for him.

    • @AndrewBlechinger
      @AndrewBlechinger Рік тому +3

      Shame he never learned how to dial it back with the touchdown celebrations.

  • @spacecowboy5000
    @spacecowboy5000 10 років тому +3261

    Dan Smith? Aw, you know they just made up THAT name.

    • @izakbeard1687
      @izakbeard1687 6 років тому +15

      spacecowboy5000 we'll duhhhh.... Their all made up

    • @ButtersqauchE
      @ButtersqauchE 6 років тому +142

      Izak Beard Wooooosh

    • @ButtersqauchE
      @ButtersqauchE 6 років тому +52

      spacecowboy5000 the funny part about the BYU guy is he’s white because nearly all Mormons are white

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 6 років тому +15

      Izak Beard
      Holy sacred cow, you’re naive as a Dodo bird about to get pounced on by dogs.

    • @elihemm828
      @elihemm828 6 років тому

      spacecowboy5000

  • @maxfightmaster1338
    @maxfightmaster1338 6 місяців тому +25

    Davoin shower handle get me every time and I’ve watched this annually for the last decade lol

  • @DrScrubbington
    @DrScrubbington 9 років тому +388

    TORQUE [construction noise] LEWITH
    I lost it right about there

    • @infinitysnapz
      @infinitysnapz 9 років тому +31

      +InfinityV0rtex I lost it at EEEEE EEEEEEEEE

    • @sureshkumar-qw9ny
      @sureshkumar-qw9ny 9 років тому +1

      +InfinityV0rtex +InfinitySnapz hope u two find whatever that is u have lost sooner :P

    • @infinitysnapz
      @infinitysnapz 9 років тому +1

      Well, I lost the ability to say the word _'it'_

    • @DrScrubbington
      @DrScrubbington 8 років тому

      hardpack187 OH SHIT I JUST GOT FUCKIN DESTROYED BRO DAMN SON

    • @hardpack187
      @hardpack187 8 років тому

      It's all I can say to K&P fans. It's the most basic, simple minded comedy on TV. This is just as bad, if not worse, than Mind of Mencia, and I'm sure you loved that show too. He said mexican!! This guy is edgy

  • @editboy23
    @editboy23 9 років тому +2575

    I've started ordering my Starbucks drinks with these names

    • @viperslate
      @viperslate 9 років тому +205

      looks around for laughs when name called, no one cares.

    • @warriorspanthersblackhawks4651
      @warriorspanthersblackhawks4651 9 років тому +114

      Dan Smith

    • @RagamuffinTheVampire
      @RagamuffinTheVampire 9 років тому +74

      313south Yeah but you can usually get a smile out of the barista, and that's worth it.

    • @editboy23
      @editboy23 9 років тому +111

      313south Look, I'm keeping myself entertained, and that's all I really care about.

    • @calumhouston3308
      @calumhouston3308 9 років тому +26

      Todd VanSlyck Thank you for the ideas! Freaking brilliant!

  • @dfyband
    @dfyband 8 років тому +372

    If you want another round of laughs from this skit, just watch it again and only pay attention to the still photos on the side of each "player"

    • @TheFootedOne
      @TheFootedOne 8 років тому +55

      Hingle McCringleberry approves :)

    • @fabienzaca
      @fabienzaca 7 років тому

      XD

    • @rorbot_SMF
      @rorbot_SMF 7 років тому +1

      dfyband The still photos is the cherry on top for this video. 😂😂😂

    • @mauricios3215
      @mauricios3215 7 років тому +2

      dfyband D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde was hilarious

    • @juststayinmotion
      @juststayinmotion 7 років тому +1

      That's what I did the first time.

  • @Joseph_White
    @Joseph_White 2 роки тому +45

    This is always worth a re-watch every couple months

  • @TheRandomLetsplays
    @TheRandomLetsplays 9 років тому +476

    Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar 1:13
    That name was the best. Had me laughing so hard.

    • @javarisjamarjavarison-lama8548
      @javarisjamarjavarison-lama8548 9 років тому +75

      ***** My name is not a joke, okay, respect to be respected

    • @dcnedo
      @dcnedo 9 років тому

      Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar you dont earn respect of respect without respect...nigga dafuq you mean?

    • @bestboy897
      @bestboy897 9 років тому +1

      ***** exactly that the was the funniest name of them all

    • @calebanderson3340
      @calebanderson3340 9 років тому +4

      D'Glester Hardunkichud had my laughin to tears

    • @alpacamale2909
      @alpacamale2909 9 років тому +6

      ***** eeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee will like to have a word with you

  • @linusbao8650
    @linusbao8650 5 років тому +1348

    I just noticed that looking at the faded out faces in the backgrounds is funny as shit

    • @someoneinoffensive
      @someoneinoffensive 5 років тому +27

      J'Dinkalage's side eye made me crease up, thanks for pointing that out

    • @inajai6422
      @inajai6422 5 років тому +2

      Thank you! I didn't realize it before 😂😂

    • @Blackjohnwick91
      @Blackjohnwick91 5 років тому +3

      Hell yeah 😂😂😂

    • @sallynicholls5502
      @sallynicholls5502 5 років тому +3

      That is the best part.

    • @vzm4663
      @vzm4663 5 років тому +4

      Thats actually a really hillarious part of this sketch 😂

  • @itsshane7125
    @itsshane7125 6 років тому +1209

    1:40 “California University of Pennsylvania”

    • @Jourmand1r
      @Jourmand1r 6 років тому +101

      actually a real college. www.google.com/search?q=california+university+of+pennsylvania&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-ab

    • @Chris-0703
      @Chris-0703 6 років тому +10

      Harvard on the Mon!

    • @pennygirl015
      @pennygirl015 6 років тому +6

      Xmus Jackson flackson waxson

    • @georgelabe-assimo4365
      @georgelabe-assimo4365 6 років тому +1

      That was where my robotics regional was at a couple years ago lol.

    • @Runescapebones
      @Runescapebones 6 років тому +4

      there is a place in pennsylvania called california uneducated twit

  • @ckl5822
    @ckl5822 2 роки тому +39

    This has GOT to be one of the best bits I’ve ever seen. K&P are the funniest two guys on the planet.

  • @davidobregon5787
    @davidobregon5787 8 років тому +1275

    Dan smith B.Y.U. Lmfao that shit was hilarious

    • @h2010zhz
      @h2010zhz 8 років тому +66

      who the fuck names their kid a name like dan smith

    • @c_valer3387
      @c_valer3387 8 років тому +43

      MCGtr1ck mormons.

    • @levihenstrom4852
      @levihenstrom4852 8 років тому +6

      cookingfanatic89 dude I'm Mormon and I don't know anyone named dan, or smith

    • @allezjohn
      @allezjohn 8 років тому +43

      Don't know any one named Smith? Joseph Smith was the founder of LDS...

    • @jelobisexual6044
      @jelobisexual6044 8 років тому

      I don't get it

  • @YungMakarov
    @YungMakarov 6 років тому +464

    Anyone else have a hard time pronouncing the Dan Smith guys name. The name had me goofed.

  • @lizcook5574
    @lizcook5574 4 роки тому +2790

    Elon Musk and Grimes must have been inspired by this skit when naming their child

    • @itsiwhatitsi
      @itsiwhatitsi 4 роки тому +6

      Word! Lol

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 роки тому +17

      X Æ A-12
      But considering the pronunciation, the kids basically just gonna be named Ash though.

    • @itsiwhatitsi
      @itsiwhatitsi 4 роки тому +13

      @@FFKonoko also X-Wing@Aliciousness is a better name

    • @giantcobra1810
      @giantcobra1810 4 роки тому +1

      FFKonoko my name is Ash... Although isn't whatever Elon's kid's name supposed to be pronounced Kyle?

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 4 роки тому +6

      Whats a Grimes?

  • @NichernaRips
    @NichernaRips Рік тому +20

    Here I am watching this video 10 years later and it still makes me roll on the floor. This video was so ahead of its time!

  • @JR-ho1kt
    @JR-ho1kt 4 роки тому +669

    Still can't believe Hingle McCringleberry would do a 3-pump celebration to this day

  • @edmundszeto7423
    @edmundszeto7423 8 років тому +198

    Nevada State.... Penitentiary

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants13 5 років тому +520

    I met The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop one time. Nice guy, signed all my gear.

    • @Karthesios
      @Karthesios 5 років тому +13

      He's a Mizzou guy too. That counts for something in my book.

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 5 років тому +18

      I met him back when he was Mousecop.

    • @ethanhatcher5533
      @ethanhatcher5533 5 років тому

      @@TheStapleGunKid you knew him in high school?

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 5 років тому

      @@ethanhatcher5533 Yeah I was really surprised when he decided to stop being known as Mousecop. Back then he didn't seem to mind that name.

  • @LorenzoHerrera3rd
    @LorenzoHerrera3rd Рік тому +4

    One of my favorite Football players to choose:
    D’Squarius Green, Jr 0:46
    Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar 1:13
    Hingle McCringleberry 1:23
    Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon 1:36
    EEEEE EEEEEEEEE 2:51
    Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith 3:01

  • @TheBrothersBlue
    @TheBrothersBlue 6 років тому +758

    Dan Smith, *BYU*
    ...What is that, Cambodian?

  • @Shamy_Cartoons
    @Shamy_Cartoons 3 роки тому +268

    I love how they were each able to make over 20 voices with ease
    Thats skill

  • @lightseraphim6816
    @lightseraphim6816 8 років тому +968

    Dan Smith? What kind of fucking name is that?

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy 8 років тому +18

      OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP what did you say to me???? he just sexually harassed me!!!

    • @louisgardner5580
      @louisgardner5580 7 років тому +1

      Funny joke Light Seraphim. haven't seen this comment several dozen times...

    • @Liquidouz
      @Liquidouz 7 років тому +18

      A mormon name lol.

    • @bigboy12345677
      @bigboy12345677 7 років тому

      Light Seraphim h

    • @helamanfaamausili
      @helamanfaamausili 7 років тому

      louis gardner I know right... like something else please

  • @slideways1484
    @slideways1484 Рік тому +15

    I'm here cause of Jamal Willam's SNF intro.

  • @Touhid
    @Touhid 3 роки тому +1140

    University of California, Pennsylvania
    Harvard University of Yale
    MIT at ADX Florence
    SanQuentin University of Stanford
    This guys are Hilarious 🤣💛

    • @calvininsf
      @calvininsf 3 роки тому +161

      California University of Pennsylvania is a real school believe it or not!!

    • @caesar_19
      @caesar_19 3 роки тому +30

      California Pennsylvania is real

    • @Sfaegbe
      @Sfaegbe 3 роки тому +2

      I don’t get it

    • @JamalTyrone453
      @JamalTyrone453 3 роки тому +13

      @@Sfaegbe adx Florence is a supermax prison in colorado

    • @Veritech
      @Veritech 3 роки тому +9

      Where did you hear
      Harvard University of Yale
      MIT at ADX Florence
      SanQuentin University of Stanford
      ???

  • @ROCKaholic
    @ROCKaholic 2 роки тому +687

    As a BYU grad, it makes the ending even funnier. And it's so true too.

    • @RabbiSchmuelGoldsteinTreeofLif
      @RabbiSchmuelGoldsteinTreeofLif Рік тому +18

      Half the Mormons I’ve met from Utah had the last name smith. My dad converted and that always annoyed me about them

    • @crowtservo
      @crowtservo 11 місяців тому +2

      @@RabbiSchmuelGoldsteinTreeofLifA woman I went to High school with married a Mormon named Smith. She transferred to BYU from Iowa after she met him.

    • @tastethejace
      @tastethejace 11 місяців тому

      What's so true?

    • @NunyoBudness
      @NunyoBudness 10 місяців тому +9

      To make the BYU name joke more believable, they should've given the player either a name like Ryker or Braxton (those names are quite common in Utah but rare everywhere else), or give him a normal name with an abnormal spelling (ie Peightonn or Mackswell). Take it from someone who graduated from BYU.

    • @FraserFir-sb4lk
      @FraserFir-sb4lk 3 місяці тому

      @@tastethejace Because Mormons. It's just a bunch of white dudes named Johnson, Brown, Campbell, Clark, and Smith. I literally just saw a football team roster for a high school in Ogden and there was 2-3 kids with those 5 surnames **each*.*

  • @TheeMrAbz
    @TheeMrAbz 8 років тому +514

    Torque ( construction noise ) lewith had me dying 😂

    • @lelandadams931
      @lelandadams931 8 років тому +6

      MrAbZ same here😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adapted1563
      @adapted1563 7 років тому

      Chinedu Opara Dan Smith??

    • @iSouthCakkSavior864
      @iSouthCakkSavior864 7 років тому +3

      Chinedu Opara Jackmerius Tacktheritrix!?

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 7 років тому +1

      MrAbZ the guy with velociraptor in his name had me on the floor, I was not expecting that.

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 7 років тому +5

      He ain't got nothing on EEEEEE EEEEEEE!!!

  • @callmethegoat0008
    @callmethegoat0008 11 місяців тому +15

    The faces on the side in the background be having me weak af 😂

  • @everettlogan2433
    @everettlogan2433 9 років тому +3134

    I don't mean to sound racist, but Quatro Quatro and Dan Smith look a lot alike

    • @alchemic85
      @alchemic85 8 років тому +83

      +Grso Welcome to youtube, where 90% of the comments are unoriginal.

    • @ramentaco9179
      @ramentaco9179 8 років тому +4

      +Alchemic Overdrive I'm guessing you stole that from someone else.

    • @alchemic85
      @alchemic85 8 років тому +17

      TwentyØnePønies I don't doubt it's been said. But no, I simply typed what I wanted to say.. Remember when people did that? Instead of copying and pasting for likes? As if likes on the internet can validate their meaningless and most-likely depressing life.

    • @ramentaco9179
      @ramentaco9179 8 років тому

      Alchemic Overdrive I was just joking around with the concept of almost everything being copied lol

    • @DebbieC96
      @DebbieC96 8 років тому

      +Grso there is "nothing new under heaven" the Bible.

  • @kingofkards91
    @kingofkards91 7 років тому +400

    I go to Missouri Western State University and to this day people still bring signs and cheer for "X-Wing @Aliciousness"

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 6 років тому +12

      Proof or it didn't happen.

    • @johnparison4428
      @johnparison4428 6 років тому +7

      Dang, and my boy done graduated by now

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 6 років тому +1

      In 4 months?

    • @nameless1794
      @nameless1794 6 років тому +3

      Pedakin u really thought he started 4 months back?

    • @cooldawg2009
      @cooldawg2009 6 років тому +1

      Dude that’s soo good! 😂

  • @johnhutchinson1325
    @johnhutchinson1325 8 років тому +501

    javaris jamar javarison lamar

  • @Paddl897
    @Paddl897 2 роки тому +28

    I completly lost it when Quatro Quatro came in😂😂😂

  • @AlphaXY13
    @AlphaXY13 7 років тому +842

    My friend's brother met Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter at NAU. Really nice guy I heard.

    • @braydengreen9851
      @braydengreen9851 7 років тому +2

      Alpha's Dank Shit Lmfao

    • @xchris9364
      @xchris9364 6 років тому +17

      Alpha's Dank Shit my dad met hingle mccringleberry he was such a nice guy

    • @Brett1280
      @Brett1280 6 років тому +8

      Alpha's Dank Shit I met javarison Lamar

    • @yvesheinrich5013
      @yvesheinrich5013 6 років тому +8

      D'Glester Hardunkinchud gave me an high-five once!

    • @bravewater5737
      @bravewater5737 6 років тому +9

      Xmas Jaxon Flaxon Waxon was a really cool dude.

  • @guyincognito9831
    @guyincognito9831 4 роки тому +5072

    Not to be racist, but a lot of these guys look the same.

    • @sauravVocals
      @sauravVocals 4 роки тому +220

      Ju cause ya said "not to be racist" doesn't cool it down. That's the most racist thing.Way to stereotype .

    • @guyincognito9831
      @guyincognito9831 4 роки тому +399

      Saurav Gaur Oh come on. Look at EEEEE EEEEEEEEE and Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith and honestly tell me you don’t see a resemblance. It’s like they’re the same person.

    • @uhuh.2232
      @uhuh.2232 4 роки тому +163

      @@guyincognito9831 ngl, mr (Construction Noises) does look like half of the players on both teams

    • @tocksicwayst5564
      @tocksicwayst5564 4 роки тому +29

      It’s the same friggin actors for each people

    • @uhuh.2232
      @uhuh.2232 4 роки тому +249

      @@tocksicwayst5564 No it's not, these are legit teams with real players. They just look similar

  • @joshuacorporon347
    @joshuacorporon347 8 років тому +1924

    lol California University of Pennysvilania

    • @zaeron1906
      @zaeron1906 8 років тому +8

      Pennsylvania

    • @zaeron1906
      @zaeron1906 8 років тому +7

      I'm from Pennsylvania

    • @AthleticAlarm32
      @AthleticAlarm32 8 років тому +145

      That is an actual college

    • @DamonFyrian
      @DamonFyrian 8 років тому +9

      Why the hell is there a city named California, if it's already a state?

    • @marshallslade6626
      @marshallslade6626 8 років тому +2

      +Damon Fyrian yeah cuz, that's bitin.

  • @DJ_S0PRAN0
    @DJ_S0PRAN0 2 роки тому +53

    1:23 😂 gets me everytime 2:51

  • @tiram3253
    @tiram3253 9 років тому +285

    Dan Smith's parents should be ashamed of themselves. Quattro Quattro is the way to go.

    • @Wixxerius
      @Wixxerius 9 років тому +14

      Tira Masu NO, EEEE EEEEEEEE IS THE WAY TO GO

    • @dalilmofo
      @dalilmofo 9 років тому +1

      DoFlamingo Xmas Jackson Flaxon Waxon is the mothafuckin gangsta... besides Dan Smith. I wouldn't want to mess with him

    • @elijahkelley7616
      @elijahkelley7616 9 років тому +13

      DoFlamingo Hingle McCringleberry. Penn State University.

    • @Dalejr88rox
      @Dalejr88rox 9 років тому

      Beezer Twelve Washingbeard

    • @Povsk1
      @Povsk1 9 років тому +1

      +Daniel Smith You said bitch though?

  • @BrianAchterberg928
    @BrianAchterberg928 5 років тому +1060

    I actually ordered a coffee at Starbucks once under the name Hingle McCringleberry.

  • @christopherramsey7027
    @christopherramsey7027 6 років тому +547

    “Dan Smith”? “BYU”? You just know they’re making that up...

    • @raquelanna9436
      @raquelanna9436 6 років тому +11

      Christopher Ramsey
      No. It’s Brigham Young University

    • @donniedex5175
      @donniedex5175 6 років тому +14

      Raquel Anna nah it’s fake

    • @markramsey2454
      @markramsey2454 5 років тому +10

      @@donniedex5175 is this a whoosh? feels like a whoosh

    • @austinnsuff6576
      @austinnsuff6576 5 років тому +1

      I DIED at the last one.

    • @evilwillhunting
      @evilwillhunting 5 років тому +7

      That’s a mormonic joke if you ask me

  • @someirishboi2158
    @someirishboi2158 2 роки тому +16

    1:23
    And thus... a legend was born

    • @dirty.dan37
      @dirty.dan37 10 місяців тому

      I was honestly thinking when he said Penn State no wonder why he likes the pump celly

    • @Coach_Shiner
      @Coach_Shiner Місяць тому

      ​@@dirty.dan37 Joe Paterno reference

  • @willslanguagehub
    @willslanguagehub 8 років тому +1036

    EAST
    D'marcus Williums, University of Georgia
    T.J. Juckson, Wayne State University
    T'variusness King, Merrimack College
    Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace, University of Miami
    D'squarius Green Jr., University of Notre Dame
    Ibrahim Moizoos, University of Tennessee at Chattanooga
    Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, Michigan State University
    D'isaiah T. Billings-Clyde, Coastal Carolina University
    D'jasper Probincrux III, South Carolina State University
    Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz, East Carolina University
    Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, University of Middle Tennessee
    Davoin Shower-Handel, University of Southern Mississippi
    Hingle McCringleberry, Penn State University
    L'carpetron Dookmarriot, Florida Atlantic University
    J'dinklage Morgoone, University of South Florida
    Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon, California University of Pennsylvania
    WEST
    Saggitariutt Jefferspin, Texas A&M
    D'glester Hardunkichid, University of Wisconsin
    Swirvithan L'goodling-Splatt, Saskatchewan University
    Quatro Quatro, San Jose State University
    Ozamataz Buckshank, Stanford University
    Beezer Twelve Washingbeard, Jones College
    Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter, University of Northern Arizona
    X-wing @Aliciousness, Missouri Western State University
    Sequester Grundelplith M.D., Adams State
    Scoish Velociraptor Maloish, South Dakota State University
    T.J. A.J. R.J. Blackslashinfourth V, Albion College
    Eeeee Eeeeeeeee, San Diego State University
    Donkey Teeth, Boise State University
    Torque (construction noise) Lewith, Nevada State Penitentiary
    The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop, University of Missouri, Columbia
    Dan Smith, BYU

  • @beerbiceps
    @beerbiceps 5 років тому +1163

    Favorite key and Peele video ever

    • @jldude84
      @jldude84 2 роки тому +2

      I take it you have yet to witness Meegan's reaction when she hears they have healthcare coverage...

    • @taranwarner6822
      @taranwarner6822 2 роки тому +1

      Oh wow it's a pleasant surprise seeing your comment here!

    • @oliviavaughn4428
      @oliviavaughn4428 Рік тому

      It’s fantastic I hope you’ve seen the “being married to Neil deGrass Tyson” series.

    • @Softwareupdate69
      @Softwareupdate69 Рік тому

      Legend spotted.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Рік тому +2

      Lies again? LA Liga Ezlink Card

  • @omenroc1
    @omenroc1 7 років тому +669

    Javarius Jamar Javarison-Lamar
    I dont know why this one is so funny.... but I am dying.... laughing so hard !!!

  • @lifestories3456
    @lifestories3456 7 років тому +107

    Then again 3:01 Torque [Construction Noise) Lewith will probably be tearing it up out there.. I mean really breaking ground.. best draft in years man

    • @yvesheinrich5013
      @yvesheinrich5013 6 років тому +6

      But at the end of the day, we know Dauoin Shower-Handel will conquer the shower room after the game.

  • @Charlatron
    @Charlatron 7 років тому +125

    who the hell names their kid "Dan Smith"? America is changing as we know it

  • @nathanmasters115
    @nathanmasters115 8 років тому +353

    I want D'Squarius Green Junior, Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, L'carpetron Dookmeriot, and Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar to all be selected for the NFL draft XD

    • @jekporkins4563
      @jekporkins4563 8 років тому +8

      Nathan Masters where is hingle McCringleberry

    • @TheReignOfZain
      @TheReignOfZain 8 років тому

      I'd add Torque (construction noise) Lewith

    • @flyminneapolis1104
      @flyminneapolis1104 7 років тому +12

      Scoish Velociraptor Maloish is obviously the 1st pick....

    • @joezax2774
      @joezax2774 7 років тому

      FlyMinneapolis dude fuck outta here
      Obviously it would be Shower-Handel did you not see him in college?

    • @thokus9012
      @thokus9012 7 років тому +7

      What about EEEEE EEEEEEEEE

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 2 роки тому +21

    I remember making fun of names of people on the Maury show and professional football with my friends back in middle/high school. Always saw a connection that people with the stupidest names ended up on one or the other eventually... :P
    It was amazing how reliably one could find utter naming lunacy on both. My kid is special and must therefore have a 1 of a kind name.! Johntholamew Johnald MacBesterson Smith! Now I just gotta ride this kid's life into professional sports and I have it vicariously made!
    _cut to Maury show_

  • @hellvengtfo
    @hellvengtfo 8 років тому +519

    What kind of name is Dan Smith

  • @MrAmazYnGaMiNg
    @MrAmazYnGaMiNg 6 років тому +955

    Califonia Unversity of Pennsylvania

    • @dasfdsfdsfdsf
      @dasfdsfdsfdsf 6 років тому +88

      That's a real school, fyi

    • @MrAmazYnGaMiNg
      @MrAmazYnGaMiNg 6 років тому +41

      DrTasty I had no idea bruh

    • @uhhFez
      @uhhFez 6 років тому +3

      CALU

    • @kourii
      @kourii 6 років тому +11

      +Mr. AmazYn yeah, crazy name. I was already aware of the school and still had to double-take

    • @BrianMarcWhittaker
      @BrianMarcWhittaker 6 років тому +1

      DrTasty omg. 😆

  • @ProgHead89
    @ProgHead89 8 років тому +504

    still one of the greatest comedy skits of all time.

    • @zizoaliio4713
      @zizoaliio4713 8 років тому +3

      I don't get it, do you have to be American

    • @willsartain7598
      @willsartain7598 8 років тому +7

      +Zizo Aliio yes

    • @ProgHead89
      @ProgHead89 8 років тому +9

      +Zizo Aliio yeah or at least a football fan. american athletes tend to have crazy all over the place names.

    • @JoeytheJoeyX3
      @JoeytheJoeyX3 8 років тому +15

      +ProgHead89 Bullshit, you don't have to be American or a football fan. The names just get more ridiculous over time. It's a pretty simple, if still brilliant, skit.

    • @Ginley311
      @Ginley311 8 років тому +12

      +JoeytheJoeyX3 you're basically just laughing at funny noises. if you understand football it makes the joke a lot funnier lol

  • @Wetblanket5
    @Wetblanket5 Рік тому +16

    The Dan Smith at the end is hilarious

  • @crispybagpipes1548
    @crispybagpipes1548 6 років тому +1676

    A D A M S T A T E

    • @ctk1604
      @ctk1604 6 років тому +6

      Crispy Bagpipes Adams* 🔥🔥🔥

    • @crispybagpipes1548
      @crispybagpipes1548 6 років тому +1

      yeah ur right

    • @gladstone31
      @gladstone31 6 років тому +1

      The Adams Atoms

    • @Rawveganjustin
      @Rawveganjustin 5 років тому

      I think Dan Smith, I think it’s going to be a good player maybe the difference in the game, it’s to bad he not black

    • @marcuswong_51
      @marcuswong_51 5 років тому

      V E L O C I R A P T E R

  • @mootbooxle
    @mootbooxle 6 років тому +2110

    My fav was Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon hahahahaha

    • @sarveshsubramanian9030
      @sarveshsubramanian9030 6 років тому +17

      *Oscar winner Xmas Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

    • @kmariamv
      @kmariamv 6 років тому +57

      California University of Pennsylvania!

    • @Daily_Bassist
      @Daily_Bassist 6 років тому +23

      mootbooxle mine was Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar

    • @ReflexGFX
      @ReflexGFX 6 років тому +8

      kmariamv it’s actually a real college surprisingly

    • @Sora1421
      @Sora1421 6 років тому +2

      I am shocked he even mentioned it. It's what we considered the real "13th grade" around these parts.

  • @Bournefort
    @Bournefort 7 років тому +179

    Sequester Grundelplith M.D. is my favorite. You don't see too many collegiate football doctors lol.

  • @youngkam1
    @youngkam1 Рік тому +7

    I come back here to watch this every football season. 🙌🤣💯👍🤣

  • @Izarktrail
    @Izarktrail 7 років тому +401

    Saggitariutt Jefferspin followed by D'Glester Hardunkichud was the wrong moment to take a sip of my apple juice.

    • @SeanCon12
      @SeanCon12 6 років тому

      Dude you're not going to believe this but check out who's top of the list for Offensive Rookie of the Year in this video: ua-cam.com/video/DxhtQEuA2lI/v-deo.html&t (1:41)

    • @AConquerorsVendetta
      @AConquerorsVendetta 6 років тому

      Was it Martinelli's?