Key & Peele - East/West College Bowl
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2012
- This year's East/West Collegiate Bowl is full of flamboyant personalities.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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Comedy Central Key & Peele are the best!
I love u guys
Holy shit this is Bob Nelson 100% hopefully he got some royalties for y'all stealing his shit
Bob Nelson did this years ago bro lmfaooooo 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
Comedy Central who names their kid ha-ha Clinton dix?
X Æ A-12 Musk. University of Southern Mars.
UnderTheSun he only got accepted cause his dad owns the uni smh
@@petertortora6016 There's a million terrible and horrific things happening in our world reflected in our net online. The internet cannot be won.
This comment deserves wayyyyyy more recognition.
Ecks ash A twelve Musk. The only kid who has updates instead of birthdays
Indeed this will in time become top comment.
The funniest gag is that "California University of Pennsylvania" is actually a real college.
mr statewide.
Bd haha
Their mascot is Blaze a Vulcan that's the Roman God of Fire
What the fuck😂😂😂
That’s nothing. University of Florida is a real college.😳
All jokes aside, can we just take a minute to appreciate how two guys were able to give entirely believable individual personalities to two dozen characters just by stating a name and college?
And then did a sequel with even better names...
It’s the names that are funny. If they just said “Dan Smith” each time it wouldn’t be funny. Try taking a minute to understand what it is you’re laughing at 🙄😂
and shaving their beards
@@DanFernandesBenficaSaint it’s very obviously both things. If they said all the names with the exact same tone and inflection, it wouldn’t be funny either. Try taking a minute to not be a guy that corrects people unnecessarily
@@DanFernandesBenficaSaintme when i don’t understand how punchlines work
This skit is the source of every fantasy football team name I’ve had in the past five seasons. Ibrahim Moizoos has won back to back championships.
I named my team single mcdingleberry a couple seasons ago
I did not do well
I've named both Pokemon and all the planets I've discovered in No Man's Sky after these men
@@coreyroberts47 I think it may have had something to do with your WR celebrating his touchdowns with 3 pumps instead of 2
Hingle McCringleberry makes an appearance in almost anything I can name
What about Dan Smith?
what kind of parents name their kid Dan Smith
I know right how did they even come up with his name. And why does he look so weird?
Stryde worst name I ever heard in this video
What's wrong with the name? Anyone explain please? I didn't get the joke.
Ya, why couldnt his name be Chicken-Noodle Llama Uniflamma or something NORMAL like that?
should have named him Tim-OH-thee
“Nevada State.. Penitentiary” gets me everytime
Haha
@Slap A Cracka in her mouth dats unfortunate
Gets you? Why you doing crimes lately?
lmao, one of my favorites, wasn´t ready for that
@@noahross3642 “dats unfortunate. conference!”
Donkey Teeth is still an absolute legend in Idaho. Real stand-up guy
Buck the Froncos. I-D-A-H-O Idaho, Idaho, Go go go
SALUTE💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This skit never gets old i swear
It shouldn't be funny it's just funny names. But I never actually hear them all because I'm busting up
The best part about this is how you end up laughing at the name "Dan Smith".
It's def the punchline.
right when you least expect it
Bruh he goes to BYU😂
reminiscent of this classic MST3K bit: ua-cam.com/video/RFHlJ2voJHY/v-deo.html
Should’ve said Daniel smith
When you're coming up with a name for an online game and all the good ones are taken
XD yup
how do you pronounce (construction noise) ?
"☺♂o" is the pronunciation
Winnetu u just need to put Xx at the start and end Xx
Winnetu yep WoW in a nutshell
Davoin shower handle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha its the best
As a BYU grad, it makes the ending even funnier. And it's so true too.
Half the Mormons I’ve met from Utah had the last name smith. My dad converted and that always annoyed me about them
@@RabbiSchmuelGoldsteinTreeofLifA woman I went to High school with married a Mormon named Smith. She transferred to BYU from Iowa after she met him.
What's so true?
To make the BYU name joke more believable, they should've given the player either a name like Ryker or Braxton (those names are quite common in Utah but rare everywhere else), or give him a normal name with an abnormal spelling (ie Peightonn or Mackswell). Take it from someone who graduated from BYU.
I saw a player labeled "Ankle Questionable" last week and legitimately thought it was his name, and I blame Key and Peele.
Ah yes, old Anky. My cousin was at middle school with him in Seattle.
It's true. I was the camera that the cameraman was recording with 👍🏾
Didn't he grow up with Biceps Doubtful?
@@maxpeck4154 Turf Toe Joe was part of the squad too
I think my dad used to be in touch with Pectoral T. Inauspicious
i love how genuinely happy Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar is to be there
Sequester Grundelplith M.D. seemed to be pretty excited, too!
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He totally almost laughed!
we went to the same college. (i did actually go to that college)
He helps bring the whole team up
Just seeing this for the first time.. crying from laughter.
Tyroil smoochie Walles is a bad@ss name.
That’s a beautiful thing! I remember watching this when it came out😂
Watch again, you will pick up more. It wasn't until the second viewing that I understood "Quatro Quatro" was a shout out to Chad Johnson.
EEEEE EEEEEEEE had me in literal tears for minutes I almost got a stomach cramp🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
That name was one of the best. Another honorable mention is the dude with construction noise in his name 🤣
When I first saw it in 2011 I was on the floor
@@christopheringelandt260 yep, that's the one that broke me 😂
So true, and then the torque wrench was the nail in my coffin.
“Nevada state... penitentiary.”
He went for the free trade school
Laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂
You mean University of Florida during Urban Meyer's tenure?
Everyone says they want to go to Penn State but I want to go to State Pen
LMAO
EEEEE EEEEEEEEE should've been drafted by the Miami Dolphins.
Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith should have been drafted to the Steelers
What time ?
😂👍🤣
Maybe there only shot at winning a game this season.....smh
This is arguably the worst comment in UA-cam history. This video was 7 years ago.... meaning, if the player you’re referring to was a freshman (even a redshirt) and opted to wait until his senior year to declare for the draft, he would now be in his 3rd of the nfl. Let’s take a look at his draft class (assuming he went to college for four years.... Miami had the 14th pick in that draft and selected a WR (DeVante Parker). Your decision to draft this fake player from the key and peele skit could have POSSIBLY fallen to Miami.... HOWEVER, there were TWO WRs taken before Parker which means EEEEEHHH or whatever his name is, would have either been drafted to the Chicago Bears, or the Oakland Raiders. The only way he could be on the dolphins roster at this present moment (9/2019), would be if the dolphins traded for a “decent” WR while they’re in rebuild mode. WHICH WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. Therefore, your comment is a joke and should be deleted as soon as ASAP. You’re welcome.
I always imagined D'Marcus Williams and T.J Juckson as friends who hated how weird the rest of their teammates were
*Williums
I feel like whoever changed Jackson to Juckson in their history lineage was being extra asf😂😂
“D’isiah T. Billings Clyyyyyyyde” makes me lose it every time
Can we just appreciate the work the hair/wig team did in this skit
What skit?
@@beezertwelvewashingbeard8703 What skit is this guy talking about?
@@bryandelacruz9066 ?
Literally they must have been exhausted afterwards
Like how is this funny? I didn't laugh at all and was waiting for the actual gag but it never came.
"Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar"
the way he said that had me D E A D
it will never not be funny!!! hahahaaa!
You should order coffee under that name just to hear them call it out.
@@dr.bright6272 challenge accepted!!!
@@christophermichael5764 and I shall order it as Jackmerius Tacktheritrix.
Yes omgg yesss 😂😂
Ozamatazz Buckshank looks like the lights are on but nobody’s home so his being a Stanford student just slays me.
Davoin shower handle get me every time and I’ve watched this annually for the last decade lol
It’s amazing how two people can look so different, I can’t even tell whether Dan Smith was Key or Peele!
Try again
You funny 🤣
Wow, so all black people look the same to you??? Thats ignorant
farwood he wasn’t being racist u dumb snowflake
Hahaha!!
You know you're funny when you can just say names for 3 minutes and make people laugh.
maggie dillon Delivery & timing are completely spot on
or if you can make people laugh just by introducing yourself...
.....obviously
Only few of us possess this talent
I held a straight face all the way till the last name. XD
I've met several of these players and they were all really proud to take part in this!
This is always worth a re-watch every couple months
I went to high school with EEEEE EEEEEEEEE. What a guy !
His cousin DDDDD EEEEEEEEE was on my basketball team, dude had hops
@@RTistic fr? His brother CCCCCCCCC EEEEEEEEE played in my soccor team
no way! i think is sister SSSSSSSSS EEEEEEEEE got hit by a blimp. what a small world 😀
Y’all gotta know I did his momma so hard she decided to name her children the way she screamed
Oh nice! How was he doing at the highschool reunion?
I swear it's the pictures on the side of the players that make me die.
I had to go back and 👀
Damn, sorry to hear that. So how do you type when you're dead? ARGH! Zombies that don't know what "literally" means!
That thousand yard stare always gets me. I've watched this so many times and there are so many layers to the comedy. I love it.
Holy shit, I never fucking noticed them until you pointed that out! They’re hilarious!
may you rest in piece
I completly lost it when Quatro Quatro came in😂😂😂
This has GOT to be one of the best bits I’ve ever seen. K&P are the funniest two guys on the planet.
I'm a big fan of Torque *[Constuction Noise]* Lewith. Dude really knows how to sportsball.
Best name
IKR 😅😂🤣👍👍👍
Nevada State....
Penitentiary.
What about Eeeee Eeeeeeeee?
Howling Burd19 yea he is good
Dan Smith, BYU. They fucking nailed that ending. And the fact that it was BYU was so perfect.
IKR 😅😂🤣👍👍
@Alexa V. Morgan And Mormon.
Every once in a while there's some Polynesians.
Ol QB Hall of Fame ass Danny boi 🤣🤣🤣😂😅😅
Yea... fucking A dude nailed it 🤦🏻♂️🤣
Here I am watching this video 10 years later and it still makes me roll on the floor. This video was so ahead of its time!
The faces on the side in the background be having me weak af 😂
Sometimes I’ll just be chillin and “D’Isiah T. Billings Clyyyyyyde” will pop into my head and I’ll just start laughing. I know I can’t be the only one.
Same but for me its JACKMERIUS TAKTHERATRIX
Ladennifer Jadaniston.
😂😆🤣
😂😂 oh my gosh!!💕 💕
The worst thing is that it happens sometimes in public places. Fucj
Daaaavoooiiiin showerhandle for me. 😂
Nevada state penitentiary 🤣 we got a convict in the team
Puneet Agnani well... it is football...
He's got seven more years of eligibility!
Puneet Agnani longest yard
Construction noise
It's a real football team
This video seriously ages like fine wine.
‘Jackmerius Tacktheratrix’ lol
I like how they start relatively normal but then slowly things go crazy. And by the time the West is introduced, it's all chaos. And Dan Smith.
It's not even normal at the start, some names are mispelled as far as i know. Although it doesn't compare to the chaos that comes later lmao
Lmao right it gets worse and funnier 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, a variation on the old John Cleese comedy with a thesaurus. See Dead Parrot Sketch.
@@princeofcupspoc9073 im sorry but i just watched that dead parrot sketch...and my brain is not making any sort of connection between these two...before watchign i was like "ah Key and Peele showing some homage to another comedian" ....after watching...idek what to say
@@vep8434 whooosh
I've started ordering my Starbucks drinks with these names
looks around for laughs when name called, no one cares.
Dan Smith
313south Yeah but you can usually get a smile out of the barista, and that's worth it.
313south Look, I'm keeping myself entertained, and that's all I really care about.
Todd VanSlyck Thank you for the ideas! Freaking brilliant!
1:23 😂 gets me everytime 2:51
The Dan Smith at the end is hilarious
My dad just asked me if this was comedy. I said yea why and he said "ohhhh okay cuz I didn't want to laugh if they were real names"
Ha just rewatching
Hope Janette 😂😂😂😂
Not to be weird or anything but I have your name tattooed on my chest, lmao. Jk it's the word, not your name. You're the only other girl I've ever seen named Hope except for this one girl back when I was in middle school.
Did he really think they all just looked alike? Lol
They did a great job with a lot of the characters, though.
Nevada State Penitentiary. lol
California University of Pennsylvania
Sadly, that's an actual thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_University_of_Pennsylvania
Charles Clements Applying there as we speak
FCKING GOT ME
"Athony deLeon" is also a good one
"Why are made up names so funny? Cause you imagine the kind of life they have" -Zach Hadel
I'm here cause of Jamal Willam's SNF intro.
Dan Smith has to be the most made up name I've ever heard
Mormons.
Wtf why? 😂 It's such a common name and surname?
@@superstefano7895 Again, it's in reference to Mormons.
SuperStefano that joke went too far over your heard
Matt Cool 😂😂😂
TORQUE [construction noise] LEWITH
I lost it right about there
+InfinityV0rtex I lost it at EEEEE EEEEEEEEE
+InfinityV0rtex +InfinitySnapz hope u two find whatever that is u have lost sooner :P
Well, I lost the ability to say the word _'it'_
hardpack187 OH SHIT I JUST GOT FUCKIN DESTROYED BRO DAMN SON
It's all I can say to K&P fans. It's the most basic, simple minded comedy on TV. This is just as bad, if not worse, than Mind of Mencia, and I'm sure you loved that show too. He said mexican!! This guy is edgy
1:23
And thus... a legend was born
I was honestly thinking when he said Penn State no wonder why he likes the pump celly
Cedrick Highsmiff Doot Universary
Dan Smith. What a bizarre name.
He really stands out.
ColdCutz The lead singer of Bastille sure has a weird name
AlexRejba The only real name
To be fair, if he were a real BYU attendee, he'd have 10 siblings named Daria, David, Dakota, Darren, Danielle, Dustin, Dylan, Duncan, Dane, and Darcy, which would make it kinda bizarre and creepy.
Smith is also just the most generic white american name. Dan is nothing special. Had they called him Jo Smith though, that would have been specific.
Dan smith B.Y.U. Lmfao that shit was hilarious
who the fuck names their kid a name like dan smith
MCGtr1ck mormons.
cookingfanatic89 dude I'm Mormon and I don't know anyone named dan, or smith
Don't know any one named Smith? Joseph Smith was the founder of LDS...
I don't get it
I come back here to watch this every football season. 🙌🤣💯👍🤣
Bro its been years but i keep coming back to this
Y'all sleeping on [THE PLAYER FORMAERLY KNOWN AS MOUSECOP]
"Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar"
the way he said that had me D E A D
Dude went 4th overall in the Draft!
He is gonna change the fortunes for his new Team!
CW: SPOILER FOR THE WITCHER, S1 E5
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We brought this back when we watched The Witcher. The shape-shifter character became: "The Doppler... formerly known... as Mousesack."
£*
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar seems like a cheerful dude 😄
Ink Stain that had me dead
If your name was Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, you'd be cheerful too
Randy Moss
Ha ha
11 years and this is still
FUNNY ASF. 😂
Dan Smith BYU is a really underrated joke, they should do one of these every season
Could you elaborate on the joke for a confused European?
@@JV-the-Tossh BYU is the morman college
@@loadingerror2975 I am aware of that, I have heard of Brigham Young. But what does Dan Smith have to do with that?
@@JV-the-Tossh There are no black mormons. Well there are, but historically speaking, that wasn't possible.
@@ViolentFEAR haha there have actually been Black Mormons (Latter-day Saints) since the very beginning of the religion, and there are millions of Black members all around the globe
If you want another round of laughs from this skit, just watch it again and only pay attention to the still photos on the side of each "player"
Hingle McCringleberry approves :)
XD
dfyband The still photos is the cherry on top for this video. 😂😂😂
dfyband D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde was hilarious
That's what I did the first time.
When I have a bad day, I come back to this. Like today. 😂
One of my favorite Football players to choose:
D’Squarius Green, Jr 0:46
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar 1:13
Hingle McCringleberry 1:23
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon 1:36
EEEEE EEEEEEEEE 2:51
Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith 3:01
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar 1:13
That name was the best. Had me laughing so hard.
***** My name is not a joke, okay, respect to be respected
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar you dont earn respect of respect without respect...nigga dafuq you mean?
***** exactly that the was the funniest name of them all
D'Glester Hardunkichud had my laughin to tears
***** eeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee will like to have a word with you
Torque ( construction noise ) lewith had me dying 😂
MrAbZ same here😂😂😂😂😂
Chinedu Opara Dan Smith??
Chinedu Opara Jackmerius Tacktheritrix!?
MrAbZ the guy with velociraptor in his name had me on the floor, I was not expecting that.
He ain't got nothing on EEEEEE EEEEEEE!!!
I like how Sequester is still at Adams State even though he already has is Medical Degree. He's just that committed to the game.
This is definitely the top 10 best skits of all time. 💯
I can't believe Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon directed "Get Out" and "Us"
Dude that’s like half the dudes is Jordan Peele
The Ninja Warrior Enthusiast whoosh
waxon paxon maxon saxon taxon
@@theplushiecrew1486 no shit🤦♂️
I'm so glad McCringleberry actually made it pro.
ME 2.
That may be good for Hingle, but I feel like his brother Pringle is going to try to slide in on Hingle's success.
@@tranquilrabies If only Pringle wasn't such an ass.
Makes a big play against Banana Rama Slamma Jamma and thinks he's the next big thing.
Don't forget it was Hardunkichud that was throwing blocks for him.
Shame he never learned how to dial it back with the touchdown celebrations.
The first time I watched this I literally fell to my knees crying.
I was laughing so hard I was tearing up, my abdominal muscles hurt. I had to rewatch it, pause it because was laughing so much
I think I went to college with eeee eeeeee
I just noticed that looking at the faded out faces in the backgrounds is funny as shit
J'Dinkalage's side eye made me crease up, thanks for pointing that out
Thank you! I didn't realize it before 😂😂
Hell yeah 😂😂😂
That is the best part.
Thats actually a really hillarious part of this sketch 😂
Key and Peele acting out a huge bunch of distinct characters for one-second cameos each is pretty impressive tbh
Lets all give a round of applause for how they could keep a straight face while saying those ridiculous names
This skit is burned in my memory, one of those things, alongside many Simpsons lines, where I'll just think of it, remember the names and the way they pronounce their names and start laughing.
Y’all are laughing at everything except for Torque *construction noises* lewith
Because it’s the least funny one
That was my favorite one!
That’s the funniest one LOL
Because there is nonstop construction going on in my building, I'm actually crying at that one.
that’s the best one
Elon Musk and Grimes must have been inspired by this skit when naming their child
Word! Lol
X Æ A-12
But considering the pronunciation, the kids basically just gonna be named Ash though.
@@FFKonoko also X-Wing@Aliciousness is a better name
FFKonoko my name is Ash... Although isn't whatever Elon's kid's name supposed to be pronounced Kyle?
Whats a Grimes?
🤣🤣 I never get tired of watching. I came up with my own... Felonious Perpzy, Plastico Butzplug, D'Harrylis Nutzak, D'Walken Dedd
Who else here because Mero on Math Hoffa show talkin bout this?? “Me!” Lol
Each one of these characters have unique voices, speech cadences, accents and facial tics. It wasn’t just a bunch of names....
shut up nerd
@J D oh wow, you managed sarcasm, good job buddy. Some day you'll learn when to keep it to yourself.
FFKonoko stfu it's not like they're wrong
@J D what a douche
Makes this one of the best skits. It’s sooo goood! 😂😂😂
1:40 “California University of Pennsylvania”
actually a real college. www.google.com/search?q=california+university+of+pennsylvania&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-ab
Harvard on the Mon!
Xmus Jackson flackson waxson
That was where my robotics regional was at a couple years ago lol.
there is a place in pennsylvania called california uneducated twit
Really looking forward to see eeeee eeeeeeeee play
Man im coming back to these skits and just dying 🤣🤣🤣
Davoin Shower-Handle😹
+Nawal Bashir Handel*
I died at that part XD
Nawal Bashir hingle mcCringleberry
Nevada State...Penitentiary
Speaking as a Nevada resident, he is considered a True Native Son of our great state (despite his criminal record) and we hope to see him drafted for the Las Vegas Raiders in 2020 :3
Ibraham moises
West Virgina.. Trailer Park..
Took me OUT!!! LMAOOOOO
I died 😂
I saw this when it first premiered and EEEEE EEEEEEEEE still gets me every single freaking time!!!
Mero and Math Hoffa brought me here!! Sign them NDA's creators
Not to be racist, but a lot of these guys look the same.
Ju cause ya said "not to be racist" doesn't cool it down. That's the most racist thing.Way to stereotype .
Saurav Gaur Oh come on. Look at EEEEE EEEEEEEEE and Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith and honestly tell me you don’t see a resemblance. It’s like they’re the same person.
@@guyincognito9831 ngl, mr (Construction Noises) does look like half of the players on both teams
It’s the same friggin actors for each people
@@tocksicwayst5564 No it's not, these are legit teams with real players. They just look similar
Still can't believe Hingle McCringleberry would do a 3-pump celebration to this day
IKR
He didn't. It was two. The refs were blind. My boy was cheated!
THAT was my favorite name !!!!
@@Tkieron ....
@@Tkieron I know.
Cedric Highsmiff, Doot Universary
It doesn't make any sense how funny this skit is, both Key and Peele are legends.
I met The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop one time. Nice guy, signed all my gear.
He's a Mizzou guy too. That counts for something in my book.
I met him back when he was Mousecop.
@@TheStapleGunKid you knew him in high school?
@@ethanhatcher5533 Yeah I was really surprised when he decided to stop being known as Mousecop. Back then he didn't seem to mind that name.
I can't stop laughing. "California University of Pennsylvania". LMFAO
It's funny because that's an actual university.
Wait, really?
jcsv12345 Yes, I know people who go there
Sam Golling It still sounds hilarious.
Yeah, it has a really nice campus but they have a fake Starbucks. It's not that great of a fake
I remember making fun of names of people on the Maury show and professional football with my friends back in middle/high school. Always saw a connection that people with the stupidest names ended up on one or the other eventually... :P
It was amazing how reliably one could find utter naming lunacy on both. My kid is special and must therefore have a 1 of a kind name.! Johntholamew Johnald MacBesterson Smith! Now I just gotta ride this kid's life into professional sports and I have it vicariously made!
_cut to Maury show_
Hey! Oh, JOHNtholomew
Still hits in 2022! So funny!!!!!
Favorite key and Peele video ever
I take it you have yet to witness Meegan's reaction when she hears they have healthcare coverage...
Oh wow it's a pleasant surprise seeing your comment here!
It’s fantastic I hope you’ve seen the “being married to Neil deGrass Tyson” series.
Legend spotted.
Lies again? LA Liga Ezlink Card
Hingle McCringleberry sounds like a cereal mascot. And I'm naming my son D'squarius lol
Don't do it lol
Do it, don't let your dreams be dreams, etc.
Every now and then I’ll stop whatever i’m saying and just say “L’carpetron Dookmarriot” in the most deadpan voice ever
The funniest thing about this is the player profiles in the background match their personalities