What if the new bandwagon for the next 10 years is "Thanos wins" endings? And Rise of Skywalker is jumping on that bandwagon? Meaning, what if Kylo's redemption is triggered by killing Rey?
You’d think all the TLJ fanboys would’ve come to their senses with what a shit film that was but that would require the tiniest bit of logical consistency on their part. They’d be satisfied with a Michael Bay Star Wars if it had enough explosions and “themes” in it. But fanboys are happy to be milked of their money; so we continue to get shit things.
@@KaiserMattTygore927 Unlike TLJ, Revenge of the Sith actually had stakes. Most of the jedi died, the remaining jedi had to hide as they were being hunted like dogs, the Republic turned into a dictatorship, the Sith rule supreme,and the chosen one made all this happen. Edit: I'm a fucking idiot. When you said Revenge of the Fallen, I thought you meant revenge of the sith, not the transformers movie, forgive me.
Disney could redeem themselves if they made an entire movie of just ghost Jedi playing pranks on their descendents and waxing nostalgia about the good old days. Like 15 minutes of Anakin criticizing engine design or Windu yelling at younglings about lightsaber form or Yoda being critical of new age Jedi architecture not being as combustible.
Seriously i can come up with more originality with the sequel trilogy. With a hint of the expanded universe in it. Because thats what we wanted in the first place. For the sequel trilogy to be based off the eu content.
@@SolarDragon007 This. Let's not steal from the thrawn novels or some of the interesting SW comic books, let's steal from fucking DARK EMPIRE -_- Out of touch doesn't even begin to describe this.
William Merrill, because it was created before they bought it, and it was produced by Dark Horse Comics. So they would need to pay everybody who created Dark Empire to use these ideas, if it was adaptation of theirs work. But Disney just said "everything that is not movies/TV-shows are now non-canon and called Legacy", destroying value of Expanded Universe and allowing them to pick-and-choose stuff to steal from it (like Starkiller base uses stars as power-source, just like Star Forge, and it was more interesting concept, rather than just another Death Star). I agree it's not actual stealing, concepts do not have authors, but still it feels like rather than to create something new and interesting they just grab something from games, books or comics of Expanded Universe.
Luke: "You're just full of shit, Ben. My dad told me what you did to him." Ben: "Oh... um... he, uh... did that to himself, from a certain point of view." Luke: "Piss off, ghost!"
*Starts Force Choking Padme* Obi-Wan: "Let her go Anakin!" Anakin: "It's ok Obi-Wan, no one's ever really gone." Obi-Wan: "Oh I guess you're right. Strangle away then!"
Ryan C it’s almost as if the movies message isn’t that the we should let the past die, but to keep the holding the past with us and learn from our mistakes. The movies message was that Kylo was wrong for wanting the past die, and Yodas message that we learn from our mistakes, not killing it, was the message they wanted us to get
Tbf, Kylo's idea of killing the past amounted to killing the guy who did the past, killing Luke for doing the past and then aping Vader's plan by teaming up with his light-side rival and taking over the First Order/Empire. I think the film was trying to portray his attitude as at least partly flawed. Rey also still took the SACRED JEDI TEXTS! so she clearly hasn't let go of the past. You could argue she's just trying to learn from its mistakes of it. As a consequence, depending on what J. J. decides to do and how much he's thought on TLH, it may not as contradictory as it might initially look. Then again, it's a Star Wars film. I'm not looking for complex thematic consistency, though it would be nice to have as Rian Johnson clearly made an effort toward that. For clarification - love parts of TLJ, think others are hilariously bad. It's this trilogy's ROTS - it's too ambitious for its own good but when it fails it's too funny for me to get mad at and when it succeeds I'm legitimately invested and sometimes even moved.
@@peterquill9543 Yeah Star Wars was originally this really heartfelt, artistically bold Ingmar Bergman film, and then it got somehow perverted along the way by money and toys.
Rich Evans: Mike never told you what happened to Mr. Plinkett did he. The Interwebs: He told me enough, he told me you killed him. Rich Evans: No, I am Mr. Plinkett. The Interwebs: No, it can't be. Rich Evans: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
If JJ were a good sport, the cantina scene in Episode 9 when they're negotiating a trip to New Alderan a plate of pizza rolls will be brought to the table.
@Zyklon Dan but the EU is just as bad. How many times have they resurrected popular characters in the books? How many times are we going to get a new story about pre-established characters? Vader has to be like 400 years old with how much crap has occurred in his lifetime. Boba and maul being resurrected were pure fan service. Maul was freaking chopped in half, but the fans loved the design of maul, and so they brought him back. Palpatine died in episode XI, but here's several series of books where he keeps being brought back. That's why I was fine with disney tossing aside the EU. It's the wild wild west. Lucas basically handed out a license to any random author and allowed them to write a book in the star wars universe. With no care for contradictions. But then disney decided to do the exact same thing, but lazier. At least in the EU there were a couple of really solid books that avoided retelling, contradicting, or reusing previous pieces of the star wars universe.
"We massively fucked up and drove away our core audience by putting faith in some stupid political movement, but if we pander hard enough, you'll come back. No one's ever really gone."
Ezeckel Reichert I was trying to be a little sentimental and nice to the legacy of an actress who brought a lot of joy to others. But I guess if you just wanna look at the negatives of her legacy that's fine for you.
@@CoarStolos Star Wars is for everyone, I'm 18 and I know that the sequels were made just to milk money and that the Skywalker saga ended in Return of the Jedi
@@john7217 lion king had one darkish part that probably traumatised whole lot of children. But it was first and foremost kids movie. Despite there probably being alot of people that watched the original trilogy as kids, they are not kids movies. Mufasas corpse was not shown all torn up now was it? And in star wars you have burned corpses of uncle and aunt, plenty of fairly visceral and lightsaber body mutilation, blood, tauntaun being gutted on screen, plenty of pretty horrific monsters and so much more. Only kiddie thing in the ot were shitty ewoks, fucking George was not taking no for an answer at that point anymore so he apparently forced a change from wookiees in to ewoks because he is a shithead.
in my head, the OT, prequels and EU are all that exists of star wars. i choose not to acknowledge the existence of the sequels, it's all just a bad dream
floyd2386 have you ever actually read the prequel scripts? They’re fantastic. I am not kidding when I daily that George Lucas is an amazing scriptwriter. He just has issues communicating with actors.
@@floyd2386 Lol at least Lucas didn't attack the fans for poking fun at him like Disney and all their "writers" and "directors" 😆 A portion of the fandom is still in the denial phase.
It seems like everything matters in the Star Wars sagas. Even the Phantom Menace had Qui Gon say the life of someone as pathetic as Jar Jar matters. The only nihilistic character was Han at the beginning of New Hope
He may not have liked it as a whole, but i genuinely believe he is excited that good 'ol Palpy is back. Ian McDiarmid hopefully hamming it up like crazy, for one last time. Mike loves schlock, we all know that.
The real Star Wars spinoff we need to see: What happened to the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstructive Hospital after the second Death Star blew up?
Like a medical drama series at the ER wing of the EmPalSuRecon? That would be awesome. I mean, after the fall of the Empire, the hospital wouldn't have really been gone anyway.
Your father was seduced by the Dark side of the force. He ceased to be Anikan Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened the good man that was your father wasn’t really gone.
Remember when the lore behind Vader was that he was this noble, strong Jedi that was slowly corrupted and influenced by the dark side, which served to show how insidious and corrosive it was? Remember how later that became a grumpy Anakin that decided to kill kids because, you know, why not?
I remember when writers didn't dumb down their stories so that it wasn't bland and boring. Rian Johnson seems to think the opposite, cause it's subverting expectations... Cant wait to see his trilogy canceled just like the rest of Star Wars
@@DopamineSinkRemember how he killed and entire village including the children and went back to his girl friend who was like "Oh, it's okay" and they had sex, then got married.
@@DopamineSink Lol no one said he was noble, but he was so if you watched the prequels and CW series. Kylo on the otherhand... just a real whiny bitch. "Why didn't you tell me about grandpa?! Now, if you don't mind, im going to go and be tempted by dark side now" 🙄😂
This is perfect. Based on the title alone I thought the "trailer" reveal was some fan-made scam thing that we are seeing more and more on youtube. And the "nobody is every really gone" bit gave me a distinctly unsettled feeling... not from some sort of "Palpatine comes back" feeling, but just the implications of it from a corporatist immortal agenda, where every character is owned in perpetuity by Disney. Eternal zombish slavery.
If only they'd done KOTOR 1 and 2 movie adaptations instead. Preferably covering 6 movies. Or a Dark Forces movie. The first Dark Forces would have been a great movie. I mean, it's like Die Hard, but with Star Wars Terminator robots. And it's like... a Star Wars story, with a super weapon that doesn't blow up planets.
@@cmtptr I would love a "remaster" of Dark Forces - which is to say, a version that has GZDoom-style graphical options and doesn't need to run in DOSBox.
The freeze frame after Anakin kills Dooku... I never noticed the cute little Dooku hands and Dooku head just sitting there. Good thing no one's ever really gone!
@GayyDikkz69swagyolo420hahahaBLAZEIT so coherent that they planned absolutely nothing in advance and are undoing things from previous movies because TLJ wrote them into a corner
@@joeshockx Captain Marvel was a lead up to literally the most anticipated movie in the last ten years. People watched it to know what she was about in Endgame, not because they actually cared about that movie in isolation. What's Episode 9 leading up to? The merciful end of the sequel movies?
In TLJ review that it may be his last, and he wasn't sure if he'd do another. "Nobody is really gone" has set up a perfect joke for him to comeback and do 9.
@@omegabradtheinstoppable8721 yeah but would you blame them if they didn't? It would be another metaphysical review about the economics and psychology and background again
To boldly go where 'no one's ever really gone.'
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That was fantastic, bravo my good sir.
fucking GOLD
Hahaha that's brilliant
@@thisisallthereis obviously
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were never really gone
does make you wonder at the death toll in starwars
@@MrChickennugget360 I mean "war" is in the title
It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain, what a shame
@@MrChickennugget360 the death toll is 0 when you consider that no one's ever really gone
- Mr.Stark, i don't feel so good...
- Don't worry Peter. No one's ever really gone.
Everyone else just give up. This guy wins.
- Don't worry Peter. You're getting a sequel
Sorry kid,we had to hand you to Sony,your REALLY gone now.
Welcome back Dr Doom!
@@connor___ I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW HIM!
I'm excited to see the new movie, I'm curious to see how Captain Plasma will die this time
Hopefully in a hilariously stupid way to show, "...how strong and threatening she is."
Phasma*
I'm sure it'll be at least 30 seconds this time.
@@tsohgallik *Orgasma
I think it's Phasma but yes
I cant wait for Rey to find the dragon balls and resurrect everyone
Waiting for BB-8 to go super saiyan.
@@HarryS77 No Snoke blows up Rose so Finn can go Super Saiyan.
@@SuperSaiyanGuyver lol Finn don't give a shit about Rose.
HERE MARY SUE LEVEL IS OVER 9000!
Harry Stoddard But she saved him in the dumbest scene in the film
Actually half of the audience is REALLY GONE!
rian johnson did what thanos could not
Thanos in Star Wars *CONFIRMED?*
capnazrael I will spread your word. Ruin Johnsons is Thanos who made half of audience gone.
@@pnutz_2 Lucas killed half the audience. Abrams killed his fail share as well.
@@blshouse, too bad they keep coming back themselves
The Avengers after Infinity War:
"Don't worry. No one's ever really gone.
In comic books, no one really is ever gone.
@@floyd2386 a few of them will probably stay gone though
Yep this is it guys. Actual Jhon Titor
@@kylekondit9709 No one's ever really gone, ok?
@@gluteusmaximus8881 oh shit I forgot
It's been well over two years and I still come back to this video every now and then. Pure Gold
No one's ever really gone
No one's ever really gone
RLM has just created the new meme that they'll get annoyed at in 6 months.
6 months is optimistic
but it's all about family and subverting expectations.
6 minutes maybe.
@@brylok8452 Is 6 minutes replacing 6 months?
6 months? Memes are never really gone.
Episode 8: "Skywalker's are not special."
Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker.
Never Back Down 2: The Backdown.
rip bestfriends
What do you mean? Are talking about Rey? Cuase if you are I'm just going to reminding you that she not related to Luke in anyway.
What if the new bandwagon for the next 10 years is "Thanos wins" endings? And Rise of Skywalker is jumping on that bandwagon? Meaning, what if Kylo's redemption is triggered by killing Rey?
Episode ten: let's start it all over again
@@CaptainSamsquanch It's okay, they're not really gone.
"The last Plinkett review"
Don't worry guys, no one's ever REALLY gone. ;)
So nice and thoughtful of Mr Abrams and Disney to give Plinkett the perfect excuse beforehand!
Rise of the Plinkett incoming
No Plinkett review will ever be gone : )
Subverted our expectations by returning for Picard instead of Star Wars
My dad went to get cigarettes, but never came back.
My mom assured me that "No one's ever really gone."
You say it enough it just sounds like some weird alien name. Nawuns Everillie Gawn
Best and most accurate Star Wars name ever!
Or like a complicated shape name. There's the pentagon, and then there's the nowunseverrillygon
TM
sounds better than "Vice Admiral Holdo"
Semantic satiation
I wanted Palpatine's laugh to be replaced by Rich's.
Yeah, thet needed a truly evil, demonic laugh, i.e Rich Evans.
I'm going to sleep better tonight knowing Rich Evans' laugh will never really be gone.
I thought that was Jokers laugh. Sounds a lot like Hamill.
Best comment!
Why hasn't this been made yet?
"Let the past die"
I would but it's very difficult when "no one's ever really gone"
@GayyDikkz69swagyolo420hahahaBLAZEIT From my point of view the Jedi are evil
You’d think all the TLJ fanboys would’ve come to their senses with what a shit film that was but that would require the tiniest bit of logical consistency on their part. They’d be satisfied with a Michael Bay Star Wars if it had enough explosions and “themes” in it. But fanboys are happy to be milked of their money; so we continue to get shit things.
@@afriendinthevoid6522 TLJ was a michael bay Star Wars, it was of the same caliber as Revenge of the Fallen.
@@KaiserMattTygore927 Unlike TLJ,
Revenge of the Sith actually had stakes. Most of the jedi died, the remaining jedi had to hide as they were being hunted like dogs, the Republic turned into a dictatorship, the Sith rule supreme,and the chosen one made all this happen.
Edit: I'm a fucking idiot. When you said Revenge of the Fallen, I thought you meant revenge of the sith, not the transformers movie, forgive me.
Good thing let the past die wasn't the main message of the film then
Qui-Gon is gon though, he will always be gon.
Well until the messy divorce with Qui at least
Let Qui-Gons be bygones
love,
Darth Maul
No one's ever really Qui-Gon
Don't gon there.
Qui-Gon is quite gone but not for long as no ones ever really gone *cue happy song*
Maybe Liam Neeson will be back cos no one's ever really Qui Gon.
My day is made.
Disney could redeem themselves if they made an entire movie of just ghost Jedi playing pranks on their descendents and waxing nostalgia about the good old days.
Like 15 minutes of Anakin criticizing engine design or Windu yelling at younglings about lightsaber form or Yoda being critical of new age Jedi architecture not being as combustible.
Nice
After Qui-Gon got killed by Darth Maul, his ghost returns and seeks vengeance on black and red bastards.
Winner!
Except good Star Wars movies. Those are really, really gone.
Ryan C ha 😂
@@ryancols That's a really good point.
they never left
@@fred7883 oh yeah yeah DISNEY BAD LUCAS BAD
@@ryancols OH DEAR GOD IM ANCIENT
"No one's really gone" is code for creatively bankrupt.
Seriously i can come up with more originality with the sequel trilogy. With a hint of the expanded universe in it. Because thats what we wanted in the first place. For the sequel trilogy to be based off the eu content.
I'm just spending the year dead. For tax purposes.
or every comic book franchise...
@@ObadiahtheSlim Is Dave Prowse your bodyguard Hotblack?
MikeMic productions Speak for yourself, the old EU was fucking garbage regarding post-ROTJ content
I'm more hype for Plinkett review than the actual movie.
@@dirrdevil I do love me a garbage fire!
@J P That's why he buys all those pills
I wonder if they're going to boycott in seeing it
I won't even see the actual movie xD But yes, hyped for Plinkett's review!
This and e;r review tbh
"No one's ever." - Willy Gong
Well played
Johannes Kloshe - - HA - HA - - EXCELLENT - - I've noticed the comments on RLM have the BEST SENSE OF HUMOR on the Internet!
Liu Fong! conspiracy!
😂😂😂😂😂
Hah
That mask Kylo smashed...wasnt really gone
Nothing's ever really gone
I thought there'd be a picture of old Carrie Fischer and mike would say "Oh." and then the video would abruptly end.
Ryan Lacroix they subverted your expectations Rian Johnson style.
Unfortunately that's not even the case in a joke since she'll be in IX...
I was expecting the same thing!
Brilliant!
He kinda did that with Grand Moff Tarkin. Even those that are really gone are never really gone.
"Why are our box office numbers tanking?" "Because noone ever really went."
People have talked about it a lot, but no-one's ever really gone.
I'm glad RLM will be with us forever, because nothing's ever really gone.
Where's my goddamn Nerd Crew™ episode covering this, RedLetterMedia? Give us what we want!
Who?
I clapped! I clapped when i saw it!
That fucker Rich Evans destroyed the set, but then again no thing's ever really gone.
"Very cool!!"
Ironic that this whole thing kicks off because Anakin couldn't cope with loss and wanted to keep people from dying.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
jj is a poet and doesn't know it
Can't wait for the new Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy and its main villain, Noan Zeverilligon
Nice one
lol
This video was actually a build-up to your comment
Nice
New Rian Johnson movie written by David Benioff and D.B Weiss.
- Stormtrooper hits his head on the door ceiling
- Freeze frame
- No one's ever really gone
Except that actor. He really is gone. Or is he.
@@LadyTylerBioRodriguez TK-421 guy is gone in real life too, I think in 2016
- Pilot escorts Vader through the trench
- Han comes in flying the Falcon
- "Look Out!"
- *No one's ever really gone*
Ah so he is really gone.
>freeze frame
>record scratch
"Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into a mess like this..."
"it's about stealing ideas from Star Wars comic books, and that's what's so powerful about it."
"It's about family."
How can Disney steal from something that it owns?
@@SolarDragon007 This.
Let's not steal from the thrawn novels or some of the interesting SW comic books, let's steal from fucking DARK EMPIRE -_-
Out of touch doesn't even begin to describe this.
@@samuraispartan7000 What a dumb thing to say, they didn't have anything to do with anything in legends canon.
William Merrill, because it was created before they bought it, and it was produced by Dark Horse Comics. So they would need to pay everybody who created Dark Empire to use these ideas, if it was adaptation of theirs work. But Disney just said "everything that is not movies/TV-shows are now non-canon and called Legacy", destroying value of Expanded Universe and allowing them to pick-and-choose stuff to steal from it (like Starkiller base uses stars as power-source, just like Star Forge, and it was more interesting concept, rather than just another Death Star). I agree it's not actual stealing, concepts do not have authors, but still it feels like rather than to create something new and interesting they just grab something from games, books or comics of Expanded Universe.
This broke new ground, but the old ground is never really gone.
This subverted my expectations, but my expectations are never really gone
Gonna waste hours reading others take on this meme but even time is never really gone
Well, the new ground is the one that got broken. The old one is doing fine.
Mace Windu will definitely be back. Now wearing an eyepatch, he attempts to assemble a new order of Force wielders called the Jedi Initiative.
How right you are
He also trusted someone once... and then a porg scratched his eye.
Loooool
He'll be back and the Jedi Initiative is a good one.
What sounds more badass, Nick Windu or Mace Fury?
"Cuts to Rich Evans laugh " this is what will be in the special edition
Ewerton Vidal Gonçalves A Rich Evans laugh track would make TLJ tolerable.
I don't know, with his type 13 diabetes, he might soon really be gone.
Talk about a missed opportunity
this x 10000000000000000000000000000
*despecialized edition
Luke: "No one's ever really gone."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
Luke: "You're just full of shit, Ben. My dad told me what you did to him."
Ben: "Oh... um... he, uh... did that to himself, from a certain point of view."
Luke: "Piss off, ghost!"
krudmonger that makes literally no sense
Hans Ollo “from a certain point of view, your father cut off his own arms and legs Luke”
But , that's literally not an absolute . The opposite of an absolute really
@@Sondergirl1610 But its totally, literally an absolute. Like definitively.
Are the melted figures not really gone?
Oh, no. No those fuckers are really gone
Just like my real Dad
No one's ever REALLY gone
Is the Death Star Popcorn machine that caught fire not really gone?
Nah they're still around, they've just taken on a completely different form.
*Starts Force Choking Padme*
Obi-Wan: "Let her go Anakin!"
Anakin: "It's ok Obi-Wan, no one's ever really gone."
Obi-Wan: "Oh I guess you're right. Strangle away then!"
I can imagine Obi-Wan's reply in strong English accent.
It works much better in a strong Scottish accent.
Kinky
Everyone talks about how great New Zealand is. But no one's ever really gone.
Bravo!
Brilliant
i don't get it
@@007Spadgehe means no one has really gone to New Zealand physically yet everyone says they go and it is great. It is a very clever joke tbh.
@@ArkaynAdrian Ooh 😂😂 I wasnt aware ppl lied about that. Thanks for explaining
"forget the past, kill it if you have to"
2 seconds later
"no one's ever really gone"
@@ryancols Verbatim the reply I was going to post.
Ryan C it’s almost as if the movies message isn’t that the we should let the past die, but to keep the holding the past with us and learn from our mistakes. The movies message was that Kylo was wrong for wanting the past die, and Yodas message that we learn from our mistakes, not killing it, was the message they wanted us to get
Tbf, Kylo's idea of killing the past amounted to killing the guy who did the past, killing Luke for doing the past and then aping Vader's plan by teaming up with his light-side rival and taking over the First Order/Empire. I think the film was trying to portray his attitude as at least partly flawed. Rey also still took the SACRED JEDI TEXTS! so she clearly hasn't let go of the past. You could argue she's just trying to learn from its mistakes of it.
As a consequence, depending on what J. J. decides to do and how much he's thought on TLH, it may not as contradictory as it might initially look.
Then again, it's a Star Wars film. I'm not looking for complex thematic consistency, though it would be nice to have as Rian Johnson clearly made an effort toward that. For clarification - love parts of TLJ, think others are hilariously bad. It's this trilogy's ROTS - it's too ambitious for its own good but when it fails it's too funny for me to get mad at and when it succeeds I'm legitimately invested and sometimes even moved.
@@ryancols But it's the same soulless corporation trying to cash in on nostalgia and childhood wonder. Which is really gone
@@peterquill9543 Yeah Star Wars was originally this really heartfelt, artistically bold Ingmar Bergman film, and then it got somehow perverted along the way by money and toys.
Update: Boba Fett was never really gone.
_Good. Use your sarcastic feelings, boy. Let the pizza rolls flow through you._
Cosmic Rogue - - HA - HA - HA - - now that's HYSTERICAL!
Rich Evans: Mike never told you what happened to Mr. Plinkett did he.
The Interwebs: He told me enough, he told me you killed him.
Rich Evans: No, I am Mr. Plinkett.
The Interwebs: No, it can't be.
Rich Evans: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
If JJ were a good sport, the cantina scene in Episode 9 when they're negotiating a trip to New Alderan a plate of pizza rolls will be brought to the table.
Lucas signs deal to sell Star Wars to Disney
“It’s ok George, nothings ever really gone”
It's okay Carrie Fisher. No one is ever really gone.
"no one's ever really gone" ... translation "we can't come up with new and interesting crap"
"It's about family"
Heck fast furious had better "family" then this crap... Dammit day by day it feel star wars being tear to pieces...
@Zyklon Dan but the EU is just as bad. How many times have they resurrected popular characters in the books? How many times are we going to get a new story about pre-established characters? Vader has to be like 400 years old with how much crap has occurred in his lifetime. Boba and maul being resurrected were pure fan service. Maul was freaking chopped in half, but the fans loved the design of maul, and so they brought him back. Palpatine died in episode XI, but here's several series of books where he keeps being brought back.
That's why I was fine with disney tossing aside the EU. It's the wild wild west. Lucas basically handed out a license to any random author and allowed them to write a book in the star wars universe. With no care for contradictions.
But then disney decided to do the exact same thing, but lazier. At least in the EU there were a couple of really solid books that avoided retelling, contradicting, or reusing previous pieces of the star wars universe.
"We massively fucked up and drove away our core audience by putting faith in some stupid political movement, but if we pander hard enough, you'll come back. No one's ever really gone."
"when we came up with new and interesting crap everyone complained so it's back to the old stuff the fans want and will pay for until the end of time"
The scientific name for an 86-sided shape is the NoOnesEverReally-gon
NeverReallyGone-gon Infinity opens the door.
@@noiceferatu1187 Suddenly, a fucking KG&LW meme. I love the internet.
I... LOVE...THIS... COMMENT! There, I said it.
Palpatine in 2005: I AM THE SENATE!
Palpatine in 2019: I AM THE TRAILER!
Palpatine in 1983: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@930dave DEW IT!
Robot Chicken Palpatine: I THREW THE WHOLE SENATE AT HIM!
Tony Stark: And. I. Am. Iron Man.
*snaps*
SW Fans: Can't wait to see the movie
RLM Fans: Can't wait to see Rich Evans talking about SW
drigorh rich Evans? Of all the RLM crew, rich Evans? Ok whatever floats your boat
Even the Star Wars fans that hate The Last Jedi will see the ninth film in December. They're so addicted to this stuff, they can't stay away.
I'm excited for both
Roku Jones I won’t :)
Roku Jones you’re going to be surprised.
WE NEED THE NERD CREW TO BREAK DOWN THE TRAILER!
Very cool!
That would be even better than scrotum armor made out of high quality woodoo hide!
I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW PALPATINE!
Me personally, I loved this teaser
"Even people who are really gone aren't really gone."
i cried
Showing the Ewok death scene was over the line. Its still too soon for me.
It will always be too soon. R.I.P
It's okay, no one is ever really gone.
Always nice to see someone who likes Ewoks too.
People who like Ewoks are never really gone...
It actually baffles me that there are people out there who don't like Ewoks. They're tiny bears that build treehouses. What's not to like?
Disney's nostalgic infused cash cow sure is gone
Don't worry cody, the money's never really gone.
It should've been Rich Evans laughing. 😂😂😂
If anything will never be gone, it'll be Rich Evan's laughter.
Wait - it wasn't?
I wanted Palpi.
I suggested this in the trailer comments
byronvisiado09 That would've killed me XD.
capnazrael You're a good person.
Don't worry Carrie Fisher. No one's ever really gone.
Edit: also don't worry Peter Mayhew, no one's ever really gone.
Not in this inexpandable universe baybee
That's right, she'll be alive in our hearts and minds as we remember the life she lead.
@@johnmartin4119
Also, she'll be CGI puppetted whenever Disney feels like it because no one at the company has any sense of morals or taste.
Ezeckel Reichert I was trying to be a little sentimental and nice to the legacy of an actress who brought a lot of joy to others. But I guess if you just wanna look at the negatives of her legacy that's fine for you.
EbberDeeMills I hope so, but hey I guess I'm just trying to be optimistic
Imagine still being excited for new Star Wars movies.
I want to be that naive.
We’ve lived long enough to remember those happy days.
That feeling is really gone
Too bad I am :)
@@jxomxo me too. I like stuff because i like it. Doesn't matter if the rest of the world agrees with me.
meesa back! meesa never really gone...
okie-day?
Oh Jar Jar might be gone, but the Jar Jar Binks quality humor was all over The Last Jedi.
Nass sees Rey for the first time.
"WHOSA DEEES?"
I have already seen the final episode of the SkyWalker saga in 1983.
Yes. If you are over 40 Star Wars is not for you anymore. My nephew, who is 9, really likes the new movies
@@CoarStolos star wars was always for adults and not for children. original trilogy is dark as fuck.
@@CoarStolos Star Wars is for everyone, I'm 18 and I know that the sequels were made just to milk money and that the Skywalker saga ended in Return of the Jedi
@@grimyhr The Lion King was also dark is Lion King for adults only?
@@john7217 lion king had one darkish part that probably traumatised whole lot of children. But it was first and foremost kids movie. Despite there probably being alot of people that watched the original trilogy as kids, they are not kids movies. Mufasas corpse was not shown all torn up now was it? And in star wars you have burned corpses of uncle and aunt, plenty of fairly visceral and lightsaber body mutilation, blood, tauntaun being gutted on screen, plenty of pretty horrific monsters and so much more. Only kiddie thing in the ot were shitty ewoks, fucking George was not taking no for an answer at that point anymore so he apparently forced a change from wookiees in to ewoks because he is a shithead.
Hey Star Wars fans, if you look straight up, waaaaaay up there where you can barely see it... THAT'S ROCK BOTTOM!!!!
Great summarization for the cureent situation
I stopped being a fan the day I watched the last jedi.
Star wars is dead to me, dead buried and is never really coming back.
@superdk55 AT ST AT ST AT ST AT ST
in my head, the OT, prequels and EU are all that exists of star wars. i choose not to acknowledge the existence of the sequels, it's all just a bad dream
@@ninjalokust I´m gonna cuuuuuuuuuuuuum!!!
"no ones ever really gone" except the majority of the fanbase.
Burn
12 am shitpost. I love you rlm
2:23 for us lovely lobster eating east coast bois
2:30am here
They must have spent most of the day on this shitpost.
1:30 a.m. Glad to know these hacks are up as late as I am.
2:25 am bitches! 7 beers in!@@zackschilling4376
When everyone’s really gone... no one is...
The Action Brick sly dogs, we caught plinkett monologuing
"Everyone can be super! And when everyone's super, no one will be." - Syndrome, from The Incredibles
@@adamcetinkent Yes, yes I did. Honestly I'm a little high right now, and am just realizing I made a dumb post.
@@EricLeafericson I'm going to give you a thumbs up just because I'm imaging you saying that in a really embarrassed, sheepish tone of voice.
Imagine getting paid hundreds of thousands if not millions to write fanfic.
TERRIBLE fanfic.
@@leokicklighter8287 They said fanfic
Imagine getting paid that much for writing the Prequels. Yikes.
floyd2386 have you ever actually read the prequel scripts? They’re fantastic. I am not kidding when I daily that George Lucas is an amazing scriptwriter. He just has issues communicating with actors.
@@floyd2386 Lol at least Lucas didn't attack the fans for poking fun at him like Disney and all their "writers" and "directors" 😆 A portion of the fandom is still in the denial phase.
First reviews are out and hoooo boy lemme tell you, some folks at Lucasfilm are definitely gonna be gone.
haha i just saw it.... UGH
The culmination of the "saga" is nothing matters and no one's ever really gone
The saga ended with the Return of the Jedi. Nuff said.
@GayyDikkz69swagyolo420hahahaBLAZEIT Why would he disagree?
@GayyDikkz69swagyolo420hahahaBLAZEIT who cares what lucas thinks? That guy was just as crazy as JK Rowling, when it comes to re-editing and retconing.
@Niall Lappin I think what Hans meant is that the last sequential episode should have been VI.
It seems like everything matters in the Star Wars sagas. Even the Phantom Menace had Qui Gon say the life of someone as pathetic as Jar Jar matters. The only nihilistic character was Han at the beginning of New Hope
I think Mike may have not liked the new Star Wars trailer.
He makes a good point don't you think?
@@dinosaurspy7096 Damn skippy!
He may not have liked it as a whole, but i genuinely believe he is excited that good 'ol Palpy is back. Ian McDiarmid hopefully hamming it up like crazy, for one last time.
Mike loves schlock, we all know that.
Lucian Corvin has
Did anyone? lol
The real Star Wars spinoff we need to see: What happened to the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstructive Hospital after the second Death Star blew up?
Like a medical drama series at the ER wing of the EmPalSuRecon? That would be awesome. I mean, after the fall of the Empire, the hospital wouldn't have really been gone anyway.
I imagine it being a bit like scrubs.
It became the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstructive Memorial Hospital.
Oh, my aching bones... lol
Walther Stolzing Just imagine how compelling it would be with ER doctors having to constantly deal with budget constraints
BREAKING NEWS: "I'm hit!" guy confirmed for Episode IX.
He was Snoke, AND Rey's father!
My desire to skip Episode IX isn't ever really gone
Sucks that it'll still probably pull in an easy $2 billion
but.... but elderly lando
Cool story bro
At least you’re honest with yourself unlike the rest of these whiner who’ll see it despite all their bitching.
I was sad when they canceled Agent Carter but now...
Can't wait for Disney to claim this video, but that's ok. On the internet nothing's ever really gone :)
Your father was seduced by the Dark side of the force. He ceased to be Anikan Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened the good man that was your father wasn’t really gone.
Remember when the lore behind Vader was that he was this noble, strong Jedi that was slowly corrupted and influenced by the dark side, which served to show how insidious and corrosive it was? Remember how later that became a grumpy Anakin that decided to kill kids because, you know, why not?
I remember when writers didn't dumb down their stories so that it wasn't bland and boring. Rian Johnson seems to think the opposite, cause it's subverting expectations... Cant wait to see his trilogy canceled just like the rest of Star Wars
@@DopamineSinkRemember how he killed and entire village including the children and went back to his girl friend who was like "Oh, it's okay" and they had sex, then got married.
Precisely why it's silly to put ghost Hayden Christiansen into the ewok party because THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THE MOVIE
@@DopamineSink Lol no one said he was noble, but he was so if you watched the prequels and CW series. Kylo on the otherhand... just a real whiny bitch. "Why didn't you tell me about grandpa?! Now, if you don't mind, im going to go and be tempted by dark side now" 🙄😂
Ahsoka features stormtroopers coming back to life as zombies by a necromancer.
"No one's ever really gone."
The only way this could have been better; replace Palpatine's laugh with Rich Evans' laugh.
Bryan S you are a genius. Would of been one the best bits they have ever done.
Twin peaks season 3 video jay still waiting keep the faith
I'm glad more people are starting to ask for this. Been crossing my fingers for this for the longest time!
HEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes! Especially because Twin Peaks season 3 absolutely refuses to give in to cheap nostalgia pandering. I wish more franchises did that...
@@lordshemp3324 David Lynch made an entire TV season about how going back to the past will destroy the universe, whoops SPOILERS!
Get the gold shovel dig yourself out of the SHIT
This is perfect. Based on the title alone I thought the "trailer" reveal was some fan-made scam thing that we are seeing more and more on youtube.
And the "nobody is every really gone" bit gave me a distinctly unsettled feeling... not from some sort of "Palpatine comes back" feeling, but just the implications of it from a corporatist immortal agenda, where every character is owned in perpetuity by Disney. Eternal zombish slavery.
I am sad that this supercut completely missed Dak. I guess he's really gone...
How are they supposed to take on the -Empire- First Order, then?
@@InSanic13 Don't worry. No one is ever really gone.
Admiral Ackbar: “It’s a TRAP!!! Keep going though, no one’s ever really gone.”
R.I.P. Gial
They went where "no one's ever really gone" before... Incredible!
it broke new ground?
Fuji Boldly.
Only Shatner can save Star Wars.
@@sbaxter4207 He's our only hope.
When will we see a brand new backstory movie to tie fighter pilot #62747
Tomorrow
After the other 62747 pilots had their movie
"No one's ever real, Egon."
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
And that's what it's all about, subverting your family's expectations.
"Subverting my family's expectations" should be a t-shirt slogan.
That's what makes it so gone.
It's so dense but it's poetically designed to be that way and you can't undo that cause it won't be really gone.
its gonna be great
Is the Emperor replacing Snoke?
I have a sneaking suspicion they'll retcon Snoke into a failed or incomplete Palpatine clone.
Tallgrass ya who else is going to be the new big baddy for the good guys to take down?
Replace him? Well of course I replace him. He's me!
I just want rey to end up being the villain so she dies
replacing? He was never really gone.
"Next movie guaranteed, giant super weapon." Mike Stoklasa
oh fuck I had forgotten about that
In fact, the same exact giant super weapon from Ep6 which was, apparently, never really gone . . .
@@JohnBaker-ki8vw it's stylistically designed to be that way and we can't undo that, but we can diminish the effects of it.
Shaped like a shpere
I mean, this one is different, since this one is a broken Death Star... Well, a part of a broken Death Star
Well I'm gone. Let me know how episode 9 turns out.
But are you really gone?
@@ULTRAOutdoorsman the feminist robot was a joke it's wasn't meant to be taken seriously..
I checked myself out after the last jedi
Turned out like shit
Don't cry because it's really gone,
be happy that it's not really gone.
Thanos snaps:
dont worry no one is really gone
jughead18sp that’s actually true for the mcu
Snapped Characters: Some people are really gone.
But not us.
Not us.
@@frostycane5134 Now that's actually true for Star Wars too.
@@frostycane5134 *uncle ben cries in the corner
Emperor Palpatine, a new hope.
We need a new episode of the Nerd Crew, you hacks!
@@RevolverOcelot-1995 I saw that comment and i clapped!
Kreia was RIGHT! The TRUE Villain of the Star Wars Universe is the FORCE. Because no one's ever really gone.
If only they'd done KOTOR 1 and 2 movie adaptations instead. Preferably covering 6 movies.
Or a Dark Forces movie. The first Dark Forces would have been a great movie. I mean, it's like Die Hard, but with Star Wars Terminator robots. And it's like... a Star Wars story, with a super weapon that doesn't blow up planets.
@@cmtptr I would love a "remaster" of Dark Forces - which is to say, a version that has GZDoom-style graphical options and doesn't need to run in DOSBox.
That Kreia bit about the force was a metacommentary about how this franchise recycles the same elements, which is pretty fitting for this movie...
I love that the Star Wars universe just eliminated any stakes it might of had.
And they’re *really* gone.
The freeze frame after Anakin kills Dooku... I never noticed the cute little Dooku hands and Dooku head just sitting there.
Good thing no one's ever really gone!
I'm fairly certain Ghost busters had a real Egon
Was Qui-Gon ever really Gon?
You used the Blu-Ray "Noooo" version of this scene to personally attack me.
And I respect that.
They also have Greedo shooting first and the Anakin force ghost for extra fan angst.
A Time For Wolves is that like a personal attack or something?
@@tommcguire633 not a personal, a universal attack.
to boldly go where noone's ever really gone before
Aaron Forehammer by following in the steps of those who came before
To boldly go where no one ever wanted to go in the first place.
XD
Never has a video made me laugh and have an existential crisis at the same time. Bravo.
JJ's creditability is really gone.
Boom
Hack's really gone for good...
Cringe
The Last Jedi: Forget the past. Kill it, if you have to.
Rise of Skywalker: No one’s ever really gone.
...can Star Wars be really gone?
Gabriel Karapondo Can’t even stay consistent within themselves....smdh.
Can *Ｉ* be really gone?
@GayyDikkz69swagyolo420hahahaBLAZEIT
so coherent that they planned absolutely nothing in advance and are undoing things from previous movies because TLJ wrote them into a corner
@GayyDikkz69swagyolo420hahahaBLAZEIT
they're about to do it by resurrecting emperor goddamn palpatine
he EXPLODED
@GayyDikkz69swagyolo420hahahaBLAZEIT
so ruining all the tension in star wars was his plan all along? how refreshing...
Jesus Christ i saw this vid on my feed and thought Rich died
Roundabout That’s ok no one’s ever really gone.
No ones ever really gone because it's about family.
ace3241987 And that’s what’s so powerful about it.
Shut up Vin Diesel!
Good news Mr Plinkett, your son's back!
and your ex-wife !
They single handedly cheapened ever death because of this one goddamn line. Jesus Christ what's happening
TheMrrccava JESUS CHRIST: They are following in my footsteps.
@@h.p.lovesauce9192 Lister here you little shit......
Empty theaters by the second weekend... "it's okay Kathleen Kennedy, no one's ever really gone"
Lol, so deluded. That worked real well with Captain Marvel, amirite?
@@joeshockx Captain Marvel was a lead up to literally the most anticipated movie in the last ten years. People watched it to know what she was about in Endgame, not because they actually cared about that movie in isolation. What's Episode 9 leading up to? The merciful end of the sequel movies?
@@RoKBottomStudios Solo was a mess, trash marketing - different story.
@@RoKBottomStudios
Marvel is not Star Wars.
To put those two in the same basket is to make the same mistake that led to the current situation.
It won't be empty, but it won't do that well.
You know "no one's ever really gone" is the central joke of the next plinkett review
In TLJ review that it may be his last, and he wasn't sure if he'd do another. "Nobody is really gone" has set up a perfect joke for him to comeback and do 9.
@@omegabradtheinstoppable8721 yeah but would you blame them if they didn't? It would be another metaphysical review about the economics and psychology and background again
3:08 Well well well...
I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW HIM! REMEMBER BOBA FETT?! HE CAME BACK!!!"