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  • @MrSGL21
    @MrSGL21 Місяць тому +1587

    "you're not afraid of me because you're stupid" yep thats pretty accurate.

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Місяць тому +22

      sometimes, you just gotta be honest.

    • @rebelsqurl8959
      @rebelsqurl8959 Місяць тому +37

      As a wise man once said, "Victory goes neither to he who is too cowardly to fight, nor to he who is too stupid to know when NOT to fight."

    • @robertwasowski7626
      @robertwasowski7626 Місяць тому

      basically explains everyone who tries to fuck with america, their allies and interests, either stupid or suicidal

    • @1320crusier
      @1320crusier Місяць тому

      lol nah. They arent afraid because the US is a paper tiger concerning them.

    • @banzeyegaming2234
      @banzeyegaming2234 Місяць тому +16

      It’s like they completely forgot about Operation Praying Mantis.

  • @Joker-ny7jh
    @Joker-ny7jh Місяць тому +925

    The Hamas leader went to see the new President of Iran, and now he will see the previous President of Iran...

    • @justinbruck9602
      @justinbruck9602 Місяць тому +66

      It's a busy schedule.

    • @TheMagusOfTheMagnaCarta
      @TheMagusOfTheMagnaCarta Місяць тому +95

      His pronouns are now "was/were"

    • @Raccoonactual
      @Raccoonactual Місяць тому +73

      ​@@TheMagusOfTheMagnaCarta and "over here/there/everywhere"

    • @willythemailboy2
      @willythemailboy2 Місяць тому +43

      He really threw his entire body and soul into painting that room red.

    • @Jadefox32
      @Jadefox32 Місяць тому +22

      "over there over there and up there."

  • @JESS7CA
    @JESS7CA Місяць тому +2070

    "...72 virgins flashed in front of their eyes" 🤣🤣🤣 This is why HLC is one of the best content creators!! I'm dying! 😂😂😂

    • @israeltovar3513
      @israeltovar3513 Місяць тому +32

      That went hard as hell, I laughed hard...

    • @SCH292
      @SCH292 Місяць тому +28

      That roast was hot and hard. Even Obamacare don't cover that roast burn.

    • @a.o.9594
      @a.o.9594 Місяць тому

      You they seem to say who the 72 virgins are male or female.

    • @ilovemuslimfood666
      @ilovemuslimfood666 Місяць тому +42

      Fun fact: the passage about those virgins can be translated to mean “beautiful male youths”. I’ll let that sink in for a moment.

    • @robertbruce7686
      @robertbruce7686 Місяць тому

      ​@@ilovemuslimfood66672 goat virgins just left the comment section...😂😂

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 Місяць тому +677

    Australia saying something is "needlessly graphic" sets off alarm bells in my mind.

    • @bmacpher
      @bmacpher Місяць тому +65

      It's like the town psycho telling you you're coming on a bit strong 😂

    • @dom-hx7ki
      @dom-hx7ki Місяць тому +22

      Yeah if a town psycho was the one saying i was coming off a bit too strong id be a bit worried.​@bmacpher

    • @Daginni1
      @Daginni1 Місяць тому +11

      The Emu's disagree. They won!

    • @user-xp8tb3qq7z
      @user-xp8tb3qq7z Місяць тому +9

      Send in the Drop Bears

    • @jackb4125
      @jackb4125 Місяць тому +18

      America getting angry should make everyone concerned. Last time we got angry, we invaded two countries and held them until we got bored with it.

  • @ronheil6558
    @ronheil6558 Місяць тому +1551

    "Always down for middle eastern food." Lol glad he's on our side.

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 Місяць тому +13

      I could actually go for some right about now. LUNCHTIME!

    • @DragonKnightJin
      @DragonKnightJin Місяць тому +39

      I'm **Dutch** and I had a tinge of "Oh fuck me, that's not good."
      Also, as HLC said before: "When the kid's unhinged, he hasn't figured out what he wants to do yet. When he's calm, he knows *EXACTLY* what he's _going to do_ ."

    • @highkicker11
      @highkicker11 Місяць тому +10

      @@DragonKnightJin i am dutch but damn do i love me some cop-sis-kebab.

    • @Ggboi1103
      @Ggboi1103 Місяць тому +8

      i mean to be fair at this point the kid's probably down to have ANY foreign food lol

    • @Craig52-zq1bt
      @Craig52-zq1bt Місяць тому +2

      23 would have been better, especially now that Lockheed has jacked the prices of spare parts and software sky high.

  • @zacharyfreelove6101
    @zacharyfreelove6101 Місяць тому +173

    A Raccoon, chicken nuggies, autism, and an F22 Raptor, what could possibly go wrong.

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Місяць тому +18

      just put Buff in charge. surely nothing will go wrong...
      wait, who called for the kc135s?

    • @danhammond8406
      @danhammond8406 Місяць тому +22

      Buff is just a camera man these days. Just look up and wait for the flash........

    • @slightlyseen6767
      @slightlyseen6767 Місяць тому +3

      Nothing as long as your American.

    • @ssjtruncks90
      @ssjtruncks90 Місяць тому +1

      Add in a keg or 2 and we’ll see what happens😁

    • @USNJackman
      @USNJackman Місяць тому +3

      ​@@ssjtruncks90no god no, we CANNOT LET THE KID GET DRUNK! Well, on anything but rage anyways.

  • @zacharygreenleaf1762
    @zacharygreenleaf1762 Місяць тому +1572

    Daily reminder not to touch the boats

    • @sinkrios53
      @sinkrios53 Місяць тому +72

      this message is brought to you by japan and the don't touch the boats educational fund

    • @JoystickJockie
      @JoystickJockie Місяць тому +27

      @@sinkrios53 brought to you by the land of the spontanious rising suns lmao isnt it interesting that their flag depicted what we would do to them later?

    • @homp1000ify
      @homp1000ify Місяць тому +10

      @@JoystickJockie rising suns*

    • @damemethieff
      @damemethieff Місяць тому +8

      ☀️☀️. ✈️✈️
      🇯🇵🇯🇵

    • @maxmoore970
      @maxmoore970 Місяць тому +8

      Every time I see a comment like this Mandatory Funday screeching about the boats pops in my head.

  • @Chelnaka
    @Chelnaka Місяць тому +277

    As the Fat Electrician once said, “I’m about to get all ‘proportional’ up in here.”😂

    • @Daginni1
      @Daginni1 Місяць тому +12

      Its all fun and games.... UNTIL YOU FUCK WITH THEIR BOATS!

    • @wheels-n-tires1846
      @wheels-n-tires1846 Місяць тому

      I'd prefer we stop effing around and get UNPROPORTIONAL!!! Fix the.problem so that it won't return for say...50 years or so...
      Fix it so that the country won't even show up on HLC for decades...

  • @Tservo243
    @Tservo243 Місяць тому +566

    Politics
    Politics
    Politics
    OOO NEW HLC!!!!

    • @davesnothere.
      @davesnothere. Місяць тому +8

      Same here.

    • @jwrockets
      @jwrockets Місяць тому +14

      The Swartz is strong with this one.

    • @danyalreza8050
      @danyalreza8050 Місяць тому +6

      Literally me

    • @ShadowGamer300
      @ShadowGamer300 Місяць тому +9

      Which is still politics, but...a lot more fun.

    • @damianpearson1712
      @damianpearson1712 Місяць тому +8

      Between HLC and the other guy, I'm always looking forward to Geopolitical Comedy to break up the doom n' gloom of the IRL stuff.

  • @ericcameron7273
    @ericcameron7273 Місяць тому +162

    F22 sidling up next to Iranian F4s while not appearing at all on their radars. "You should go home now."

    • @Daginni1
      @Daginni1 Місяць тому +34

      Imagine you are flying an ancient F-4 Phantom from Vietnam, probably starved for new parts. Then the modern stealth fighter jet F-22; after sneaking up on you and casually inspecting your weapons payload, flies up beside you VISUALLY and tells you "You should go home now". Pants do be brown as you fly home. You are only alive because that pilot let you.

    • @thisismyyoutubecommentacco6302
      @thisismyyoutubecommentacco6302 Місяць тому +4

      @@Daginni1 "You exist, because we allow it, and you will die, whenever we demand it" ~ F-22, probably.

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 13 днів тому +1

      @@Daginni1You know what? I’d probably thank the pilot for not shooting me down. I’d probably also offer to defect and tell the US everything I know-all the secrets about Iran-in exchange for being allowed to fly the Raptor myself. 😆

  • @RandomTrinidadian
    @RandomTrinidadian Місяць тому +1056

    Fun fact, America have their own Red Flag of Doom...
    It's the flag of the USMC 😉

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Місяць тому +152

      "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!" - Uncle Sam

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 Місяць тому +85

      If the Army and the Navy ever make it to Heaven's Gates, they'll see the streets are guarded by the United States Marines.

    • @schlirf
      @schlirf Місяць тому +36

      ...Crayons included. 😎

    • @1johnnygunn
      @1johnnygunn Місяць тому +29

      Red and gold....
      Amen.

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Місяць тому +36

      ​@@Aredel "Hey, Player, DROP THE CHIPS AND GIMME SOME AMMO!!!"

  • @bazig2070
    @bazig2070 Місяць тому +51

    This will never get boring. HLC has this niche locked down tighter than a cell in Guantanamo. Cheers to you!

  • @Morallyimmoral1
    @Morallyimmoral1 Місяць тому +443

    LET HIM EAT! oh and give Franklin some chicken nuggets

  • @TheOriginalJphyper
    @TheOriginalJphyper Місяць тому +149

    Canada, that warmth isn't America cooking. That's fire. Again.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 Місяць тому +13

      yeah all the dead standing wood in the western parts of the country that were infested with those pine beetles is all catching on fire now, and its worse in some areas due to drought and low rainfall. Also there is yet another forrest fire out by Fort MacMurry

    • @freeza3112
      @freeza3112 Місяць тому +6

      Jasper is half gone. Our Federal government isn’t doing shit to help.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 Місяць тому +9

      @@freeza3112 When the fire gets that large, there is little you can do to put it out and more just try to divert it or evacuate.

    • @ITSecurityFTW
      @ITSecurityFTW Місяць тому +19

      @@avroarchitect1793 You are right, but if the Canadian government had followed forestry practices that we have known since BEFORE the Europeans landed, and wasn't a secret, everyone knew it. It wouldn't have gotten to this point in the first place.
      But nope! We got cocky and though that will all our technology and chemicals that we controlled mother nature now and could stop all fires... Ya that's fools talk and now Canada is paying the price. Canada FAFO. Although in Canada's defense so did many US states as well so they're not the only ones who were dumb.

    • @TheOriginalJphyper
      @TheOriginalJphyper Місяць тому +5

      @@avroarchitect1793 The weather app I use includes a map of all active wildfires. Over half of Canada and about a third of the US are completely covered in alert symbols.

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 Місяць тому +1164

    Seems like Iran wants Operation Praying Mantis Part 2: Proportional Bugaloo

    • @danyalreza8050
      @danyalreza8050 Місяць тому +49

      Ohhhh imma grab the popcorn for this one!

    • @darkwarrior1383
      @darkwarrior1383 Місяць тому +50

      @@danyalreza8050 popcorn.? grab the entire snack section for this one

    • @theadministrator4765
      @theadministrator4765 Місяць тому +26

      I'll bring the koolaid pouches

    • @ObeyWannTK6960
      @ObeyWannTK6960 Місяць тому +28

      I'm absolutely up for watching that show on TFE. Bring it.

    • @208flatheads3
      @208flatheads3 Місяць тому +9

      As cool as that would be I really don't want 5$ gallon fuel again 😢

  • @yourducky
    @yourducky Місяць тому +120

    BROTHER THE VIRGINS PART HAS ME DYING HE FUCKING COOKED

  • @jesseklassen8763
    @jesseklassen8763 Місяць тому +265

    "I'm always down for Middle Eastern fopd" shouldn't hit as hard as it does.

    • @kemarisite
      @kemarisite Місяць тому +2

      You know, there was this shawarma place across the street from campus ...

    • @sorashadow9775
      @sorashadow9775 Місяць тому +4

      What is fopd? And where can I get some?

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 Місяць тому +6

      @@sorashadow9775 its food so good youd fatfunger the messages you wanna send...

    • @Thehudats
      @Thehudats Місяць тому

      ​@sorashadow9775 fopd is the Fuck Osama Police Department. It was established circa 9/11/01. It was originally tasked with finding those responsible for the attacks and putting a stop to them. However, once they achieved this goal in 2011, they switched their goal to terrorists around the globe. They are still active to this day.

    • @matthewhuszarik4173
      @matthewhuszarik4173 Місяць тому +3

      It shows that Americans appreciate and respect Middle Eastern culture while at the same time loathing their authoritarian theological governments.

  • @LittleEuropeanTEXAS
    @LittleEuropeanTEXAS Місяць тому +90

    “If you want to send me back, I’m always down for Middle Eastern food.” - The Mach 2 Bumblebee 😂 😮

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah Місяць тому +5

      Let's be fair, at this point he's an angry yellowjacket.

    • @debbieledbetter8913
      @debbieledbetter8913 Місяць тому +1

      @@Chokah More like a mad wood hornet.

  • @insanecheapo195
    @insanecheapo195 Місяць тому +1585

    We getting ww3 before GTA6

    • @ZeroHourProductions407
      @ZeroHourProductions407 Місяць тому +71

      I don't know what's sadder. The idea of the draft actually being enacted in my lifetime, or that the Houser Brothers at Rockstar Games, are still fucking employed.

    • @SewingMink160
      @SewingMink160 Місяць тому +1

      (UA-cam keeps deleting this)
      Also isn't it a little strange how Black Ops 2 is lining up? Like 2025, terrorist groups sparking global conflicts and such, the president in black ops 2 is basically the vice president of today, also the USS Obama is basically a Gerald R Ford class Carrier. Fun fact, in the Simpsons when Lisa became president she wore the pearl necklace, the president of Black Ops 2 wore a Pearl necklace, Kamala has worn a Pearl necklace.
      😐

    • @TAKIZAWAYAMASHITA
      @TAKIZAWAYAMASHITA Місяць тому +22

      Fuck and I wanted GTA 6 before ww3 I meant cod 9 ww3 edition

    • @b0xE_
      @b0xE_ Місяць тому +3

      ​@@ZeroHourProductions407 Who are they again?

    • @b0xE_
      @b0xE_ Місяць тому +4

      ​@@SewingMink160 Yeah, hopefully we get a good cod that year as well lol 😂

  • @paulstork2866
    @paulstork2866 Місяць тому +37

    Don't forget to bring your new crew chief, Franklin.

    • @farmervt2
      @farmervt2 Місяць тому +3

      Send over the kid with Franklin, and give Franklin a case of porkrines for the trip.

  • @L1berty1776
    @L1berty1776 Місяць тому +106

    These will age like fine wine

  • @vasudeanguy8523
    @vasudeanguy8523 Місяць тому +16

    As what a certain Buff said, "War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left."

  • @sptownsend999
    @sptownsend999 Місяць тому +39

    I heard Evan Gershkovich has been freed in a prisoner swap! I'm getting tired of Russia acquiring bargaining chips . . . maybe we should expand Alaska Westward?

    • @jdluntjr76226
      @jdluntjr76226 Місяць тому +16

      So Siberia would be west alaska

    • @kharmachaos667
      @kharmachaos667 Місяць тому +9

      Hey leave Siberia alone, they're just chillin. Extending towards st. Petersburg, however... i heard they have great food! :]

    • @DovahGirlie
      @DovahGirlie Місяць тому +3

      Better than eastward.
      _-Yours sincerely, a Canadian_

  • @paulstuartwilson485
    @paulstuartwilson485 Місяць тому +53

    "Anyways I ran". Yeah, I DID see that and I am proud to be a subscriber of yours, Grandpa BUFF, and the kid. God Bless and keep em coming. 👍🇺🇸

  • @runescapeppl41
    @runescapeppl41 Місяць тому +36

    Laughed my ass off at the 4th wall break 🤣🤣 I thought to myself "that was a bit frenchy" and you immediately pop out the 4th wall and say that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster Місяць тому +1

      Glad I'm not the only one that thought that

    • @PI_Joe_Mama
      @PI_Joe_Mama Місяць тому

      There are a hundred different accents in Israel. Any one of them works.

    • @iditgr6316
      @iditgr6316 Місяць тому

      ​@@PI_Joe_Mamaactually, just one accent, but I agree it's hard to master

  • @joshuareed8243
    @joshuareed8243 Місяць тому +40

    If Russia can have their special military operation with Ukraine, I think it's only fair the the US gets their special military operation with Iran. The only difference is the US operation will only last a few weeks at the most.

    • @Bauhausist
      @Bauhausist Місяць тому

      Then remind me why Russia is an enemy to yall, cause you sound like someone happy with invasions?

    • @whirledpeaz5758
      @whirledpeaz5758 Місяць тому +8

      Minutes if you summon a spawn point for the Sun.

    • @sprolyborn2554
      @sprolyborn2554 Місяць тому +4

      we had our SMO...it was afghanistan...

    • @robertc.9503
      @robertc.9503 Місяць тому +13

      So long as we don't stick around and try to "nation build" again.

    • @Purg777
      @Purg777 Місяць тому +8

      @@robertc.9503 Don't have to rebuild it if there's nothing left to rebuild

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog Місяць тому +15

    First they raise the Red Flag of Revenge, then they'll strike at something, then they'll raise the White Flag of "Someone please save us, we started a fight we cant win".

  • @unpaintedleadsyndrome
    @unpaintedleadsyndrome Місяць тому +35

    The Kid was suspiciously chill today... do we need to worry???

    • @KnightShadowsong
      @KnightShadowsong Місяць тому +7

      Whenever the Kid is that relaxed, we should be VERY afraid... Wait... Where's Franklen?

    • @longshots2593
      @longshots2593 Місяць тому +16

      @@KnightShadowsong probably still chewing on that drop bear

    • @KnightShadowsong
      @KnightShadowsong Місяць тому +5

      @@longshots2593 I mean. I 100% had 500$ On the Trash Panda. But the fact the Kid was that chill makes me think that he did something and Franklen is the one doing it.

    • @donvielenio8956
      @donvielenio8956 Місяць тому +7

      Don't worry, Australia invited him, now he's intercepting worthy opponents: Emus

    • @porzto
      @porzto Місяць тому +1

      Emus are tough. They withstood macine guns and artilllery strikes.

  • @MacOriginalGamer
    @MacOriginalGamer Місяць тому +13

    A buddy of mine that I served with put it best: "I don't want 72 virgins. I want 72 women who know what they're doing!"

  • @beelzeboo
    @beelzeboo Місяць тому +11

    The F22 is the scariest thing to fly since the Cretaceous period lol, an accurate statement indeed.

  • @luangu
    @luangu Місяць тому +27

    Sailing in the Gulf... the destroyer USS Fuckaround and the carrier USS Findout.

    • @Sluckie13
      @Sluckie13 Місяць тому +6

      Don’t forget the Canadian vessels HMCS Fuckaboot and HMCS Findoot…

    • @authorknown1623
      @authorknown1623 Місяць тому +1

      The new definition of "untouchables".

  • @robryan2079
    @robryan2079 Місяць тому +21

    “You’re not afraid of me because you’re stupid!”
    Oh man! What a zinger 😂

  • @sirshauniv511
    @sirshauniv511 Місяць тому +17

    Iran is not a time-out zone, if it lets in somebody who is currently at risk of being killed as part of a war, it takes on the risk of said somebody being killed as part of said war on its own soil. How the Ayatollah does not know that you cannot just take a vacation in the middle of war is beyond me.

    • @AnarchyShogun
      @AnarchyShogun Місяць тому +8

      Most of the leaders of Hamas have been out of Gaza this whole time. They hang out in Yemen or Iran living like kings and just send orders back to their lieutenants in theater.

    • @thisismyyoutubecommentacco6302
      @thisismyyoutubecommentacco6302 Місяць тому

      @@AnarchyShogun Oh of course, none of them actually give a shit about Gaza or Lebanon, they just use the conflict to grift basically.

  • @vallettapetracyneran8587
    @vallettapetracyneran8587 Місяць тому +9

    Iran: "Why do you keep allowing this shit to happen!?
    US: "Not my fault you keep ticking the FAFO scale."

  • @josephhendricks2945
    @josephhendricks2945 Місяць тому +99

    Florida is the Slim Shady of America

    • @youthoughtaboutit6946
      @youthoughtaboutit6946 Місяць тому +4

      Wouldn’t slim shady be the slim shady of America?

    • @PrussianPanzer1939
      @PrussianPanzer1939 Місяць тому +8

      RAISE HELL, PRAISE DALE

    • @Daginni1
      @Daginni1 Місяць тому +1

      The Florida character allows the honest words be said as it has no barriers.

    • @heathadams1274
      @heathadams1274 Місяць тому +1

      That's from all the meth.

  • @javiereharris
    @javiereharris Місяць тому +12

    72 virgins flashed before their eyes. Damn homie thats one of your best lines yet. 😂😂😂 i laughed out loud at work on that one!

  • @whitbyabbey4830
    @whitbyabbey4830 Місяць тому +15

    Franklin should go too. It's good to travel and expand your horizons.

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Місяць тому +5

      make it mandatory. a raccoon for every cockpit, i say.

    • @armyhobo2471
      @armyhobo2471 Місяць тому +2

      Could you imagine a scared shitless raccoon loose in the cockpit during some high g turns

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Місяць тому +1

      @@armyhobo2471 that'd be one motivated pilot, though.

    • @armyhobo2471
      @armyhobo2471 Місяць тому +1

      @@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 motivated to eject lol

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Місяць тому

      @@armyhobo2471 and let the raccoon gain air superiority? i think not.

  • @MacOriginalGamer
    @MacOriginalGamer Місяць тому +13

    HLC is the DUDE! I'm still ROFLing here! Thank God I wasn't drinking a beer... 😆😅🤣😂 🍺

    • @hughbrackett343
      @hughbrackett343 Місяць тому +1

      HLC is one of a group of creators for which I have a no food, no beverage policy. Because they're quite unpleasant in the sinuses.

  • @noface9227
    @noface9227 Місяць тому +38

    Damn it man, let the kid eat. He is so hungry. You can see it in his eyes.

    • @nathanielartosilla9110
      @nathanielartosilla9110 Місяць тому +2

      Just have Franklin give a take out order. I mean order take out.

    • @noface9227
      @noface9227 Місяць тому +2

      @@nathanielartosilla9110 i mean, at this point its all the same. Hahahaha

  • @themooseisontheloose
    @themooseisontheloose Місяць тому +5

    Man, when Uncle Sam is pissed, he is fucking cooking. Bro could roast better than Jeff fucking Ross.

  • @EmpressEmbeth
    @EmpressEmbeth Місяць тому +10

    Unrelated: I rewatched Avengers 1 yesterday and realized when Coulson calls to pull Black Widow in from her interrogation, he threatens the Russian guy with an F22!! Never caught that until I started watching your videos 😂 The kid got a cameo in Avengers 😂

  • @shaigador8954
    @shaigador8954 Місяць тому +10

    a song on my playlist , that fits those wretches: " another one bites the dust". bless you , and your humour.

  • @Datswegboi12
    @Datswegboi12 Місяць тому +3

    You were never disappointed in Florida, The latest article involving Florida man is “Florida man allegedly leads deputies on 2 mph 'chase' in stolen electric Walmart scooter”

  • @humankazoo8068
    @humankazoo8068 Місяць тому +1

    That “scariest thing to fly since the Cretaceous period” is epically hilarious! Hat is off to you HLC! That was comedy gold.

  • @jacobgomos2418
    @jacobgomos2418 Місяць тому +6

    “I’m very disappointed in you Florida”. He was really hoping that he would get something to start with there.

  • @Raccoonactual
    @Raccoonactual Місяць тому +4

    F22 lines have been coming in with solid burns lately that are getting shockingly close to Grandpa Buff's sense of humor. Now we just need to get the kid off of his vegan diet and let him get full tilt.

  • @BullDeerAryu_
    @BullDeerAryu_ Місяць тому +4

    To quote that one F-22 pilot: “You guys should probably go home now”

  • @leonxpc1
    @leonxpc1 Місяць тому +6

    Be proud boys !! in about 30 years when the young asked you where you were and how did you know, when WW3 started, you can all tell them.
    I was here on HLC channel, getting the news

  • @taldal1923
    @taldal1923 Місяць тому +15

    "Their 72 virgins flashed before their eyes" 💀💀

  • @aganaom1712
    @aganaom1712 Місяць тому +9

    born too late to deploy to the middle east
    born too soon to deploy to the middle east
    born just in time to deploy in the middle east

  • @iitzwolfy
    @iitzwolfy Місяць тому +9

    The kid is not wrong, Middle Eastern food is delicious

  • @randeetereshko6116
    @randeetereshko6116 Місяць тому +6

    We need a skit with Franklin doing something questionable!

  • @michaelnash4200
    @michaelnash4200 Місяць тому +20

    I love your version of news. It makes me laugh so hard 😂

  • @gameigan4037
    @gameigan4037 Місяць тому +3

    I got an AdVenture Communist ad on this video and now I can’t stop laughing.

  • @jasonwalker3185
    @jasonwalker3185 Місяць тому +20

    Gravel Gangster your killing me lmao😂😂😂

  • @WykkydChypmunk
    @WykkydChypmunk Місяць тому +3

    What the hell, actual ?? Okay Raptor, what did you & Franklin do to the Aussies ?? 🤨 "Needlessly graphic" are not 2 words they normally put together.🤣

  • @Yf23betterthan22
    @Yf23betterthan22 Місяць тому +17

    The heck 22! I gave you a TV to watch bluey on! Also we need to schedule the kids therapy appt.

  • @inkglass1676
    @inkglass1676 Місяць тому +10

    “Needlessly graphic” something I thought Australia would never say

  • @Ghost8305.
    @Ghost8305. Місяць тому +8

    i have a recommendation for the iran accent go watch electroboom he's iranian and his accent is the perfect iranian accent.

  • @Soulessdeeds
    @Soulessdeeds Місяць тому +3

    I nightly have a family of Raccoons come to my porch and hang out with me (and eat cat food left over from the yard cats). And I named one of them Franklin without even realizing why lol. And yeah Franklin is the wild one.

  • @402JollyRoger
    @402JollyRoger Місяць тому +47

    H.L.C FUCK YEAH 🇺🇲

  • @maayanofir5160
    @maayanofir5160 Місяць тому +15

    you forgot to mention the mossad agent 'Amit Nakesh'😂

    • @amirg7225
      @amirg7225 Місяць тому +12

      for the majority here who didnt get it, mitnakash means assassin

    • @theultimategamer9240
      @theultimategamer9240 Місяць тому +2

      I'm baffled they keep falling for this shit 🤣

    • @Fgqwetttyvu
      @Fgqwetttyvu Місяць тому

      There is also Amos Ad (Ha Mossad/the Mossad)

  • @grantisshananaa4906
    @grantisshananaa4906 Місяць тому +5

    I'm just happy to see more of Australia 😂 your accent is hilarious!

  • @gastgaming9088
    @gastgaming9088 Місяць тому +4

    Amit nakesh is really good

  • @thecrimsonmeteor
    @thecrimsonmeteor Місяць тому +37

    I think its time we all just turn a blind eye for a month and let them figure things out on thier own

    • @Yomotomen
      @Yomotomen Місяць тому +19

      Geneva suggestions lifted for 30 days, country version of the purge

    • @funkymarco4411
      @funkymarco4411 Місяць тому +8

      ​@Yomotomen you are a Canadian aren't you

    • @DrakeKnight99
      @DrakeKnight99 Місяць тому +2

      They make fun of us, all of them, so lest dial things back and see what happens

    • @dannylally912
      @dannylally912 Місяць тому +2

      The Geneva convention is more like guidelines, lol😂

    • @porkcracklins630
      @porkcracklins630 Місяць тому +2

      What exactly do you think we've been doing?

  • @brettaltieri8685
    @brettaltieri8685 Місяць тому +3

    This video is gold. Made me audibly laugh a few times. Well done!

  • @BeA_Penguin
    @BeA_Penguin Місяць тому +6

    First time Florida failed to come up with an insult, did too many Californians move in?

  • @gremlinhunter6109
    @gremlinhunter6109 Місяць тому +3

    That went unnecessarily HARD AF, GAWD I love the F-22😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Burdette86
    @Burdette86 Місяць тому +3

    Insert Operation Praying Mantis jokes for Iran's capabilities 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshthomasmoorenew
    @joshthomasmoorenew Місяць тому +4

    See this is how you make a threat, just send the scariest thing with wings and anger (with a large doze of insanity) to the area ask "Do you feel lucky punk?"

  • @Madscope
    @Madscope Місяць тому +3

    Damn this one slaps! Always envious of the heat coming out of my southern neighbors

  • @MJ-kc8iz
    @MJ-kc8iz Місяць тому +2

    Someone get Florida a case of beer and a large order of wings. Dude seems like he needs a little breather to come up with some suitably harsh language. Love ya, Florida. Stay Floridian.

  • @TheMightyDozen
    @TheMightyDozen Місяць тому +16

    at this point, is there any cuisine the raptor wouldn't eat
    bloody thing's a certified omnivore lmao

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah Місяць тому +6

      Balloons. He got REAL tired of them.

    • @jareddavis8480
      @jareddavis8480 Місяць тому +3

      He needs some meat in his diet! Not that air to air vegan diet

  • @mikepurvis4339
    @mikepurvis4339 Місяць тому +1

    Hands down your best work. Positively hilarious!!!

  • @rai1smaw603
    @rai1smaw603 Місяць тому +7

    im an israeli and i can confirm we do not in face have french accent.
    israeli accent is wonderful, if you havent heard it youre more than welcome
    but when you get too familiar with that accent it becomes very annoying very quickly

    • @anomalec9466
      @anomalec9466 Місяць тому

      בחייאת, the average israeli accent sounds like a an arab who thinks he's too cool to have an accent but has it anywy and doesn't realise it

  • @jameswells554
    @jameswells554 Місяць тому +3

    We should be worried; the Kid AND Franklin are out of the hangar and on the loose without adult supervision, no offense Australia.

  • @leosthrivwithautism
    @leosthrivwithautism Місяць тому +5

    I feel a disturbance… is something popping off? Is someone getting ready to F around and really find out? Your comedy is gold HLC! Keep em coming.. I’ll keep on watching! 👍

  • @sinnirr
    @sinnirr Місяць тому +3

    Bookmarking this one... THE definition of savage.

  • @Archangelrey1
    @Archangelrey1 Місяць тому +4

    In Florida's defense, HLC started beef in a McD and FL just walked in because you agreed to meet there. Had it been a Waffle House, he would have been better prepared.

  • @RaindropsBleeding
    @RaindropsBleeding Місяць тому +2

    "You should go home now" will forever be the most badass line ever

  • @rogerthat4545
    @rogerthat4545 Місяць тому +8

    Your Israeli accent is getting better, did you watch "don't mess with Zohan"?

  • @Thor_Odinson
    @Thor_Odinson Місяць тому +1

    HL should definitely be given a position at the State Department.....I'd pay money to be in the room when he "negotiates" with our adversaries

  • @TheFallenDemigod
    @TheFallenDemigod Місяць тому +10

    It would be a Good Idea for HLC TO make a WW2 series with the same commentary. Imagine RUSSIA AND USA BEING IN The same team and JAPAN TOUCHING THE FREAKING BOATS 😂 Like This comment if you want this to happen and for HLC TO TAKE NOTICE ❤

  • @DG-yo3tk
    @DG-yo3tk Місяць тому +2

    You have the absolute funniest international humor channel. Thanks.😂

  • @nissan305zx
    @nissan305zx Місяць тому +6

    "I'm always down for middle eastern food" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnhermann7498
    @johnhermann7498 Місяць тому +1

    "scariest thing since the Cretaceous period..."
    Yep... Pretty damn accurate.

  • @josephcason5039
    @josephcason5039 Місяць тому +12

    Send the kid and Franklin and grandpa buff. Things will change real fast

    • @FGVDestInIn9
      @FGVDestInIn9 Місяць тому +2

      There will no longer be a country named “IRAN” in that desert

    • @Metraxis
      @Metraxis Місяць тому

      There's a game developer joke in there somewhere involving Grandpa Buff and the phrase "Fire up the terrain editor"

    • @danyalreza8050
      @danyalreza8050 Місяць тому

      @@FGVDestInIn9we can always name the crater Iran-Canyon

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Місяць тому +2

      does iran even a weapon capable of reliable hitting the buff from that altitude? i'm really confused why people think iran is going to do anything.

    • @memeznfishing9916
      @memeznfishing9916 Місяць тому +1

      @@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 I think they MIGHT, don’t quote me on that. If they do, being able to reach the target and actually hitting it are 2 separate tasks. Considering Iran’s history with weapons development, I highly…HIGHLY doubt they’ll be able to hit Grandpa Buff

  • @austinj1924
    @austinj1924 Місяць тому

    I absolutely love your videos. Kill me every time. Every one. You hit the hammer on the head every swing. Some are real and makes us all nervous but there will always be a reason the speak truth to power. Love yall keep up the great work

  • @BigHueJanus
    @BigHueJanus Місяць тому +22

    You would think if America would STOP REBUILDING COUNTRIES WE DESTROY, countries would stop poking us. As an American, we are tired of our government building and improving every other country but ours.

  • @frederickflores8152
    @frederickflores8152 Місяць тому +1

    "You're not afraid of me because you're stupid". Love it

  • @WinVisten
    @WinVisten Місяць тому +3

    0:16 Israel turned really French right there.

  • @ODB11B
    @ODB11B Місяць тому +2

    This needs to be a 5 million sub account. They just keep getting better and better. Never fails to make me laugh.

  • @stevethornbrugh9417
    @stevethornbrugh9417 Місяць тому +7

    You are the highlight of my day.

  • @R_Long
    @R_Long Місяць тому +2

    I had to pull over and laugh hard. Thanks, HLC😂🤣

  • @Justsayit1-Z8
    @Justsayit1-Z8 Місяць тому +4

    We forgetting the proportional response that the us navy did in a 8 hour work day

  • @MH5XXXX
    @MH5XXXX Місяць тому

    I LOVE the KIDS RESPONSE.
    THANKS FOR THE LAUGH.❤❤

  • @tehno_thefallen386
    @tehno_thefallen386 Місяць тому +5

    At this rate Kid will finally be released and go for a "walk"

    • @NavyVet4955
      @NavyVet4955 Місяць тому +6

      A very enthusiastic walk

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah Місяць тому +2

      @@NavyVet4955 Just make sure he doesn't get a little lost or we won't see him before Buff gets his next Upgrade package.

    • @NavyVet4955
      @NavyVet4955 Місяць тому +1

      @@Chokah at the rate they are signing off on Buff upgrades that won’t be more than a week.

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah Місяць тому +2

      @@NavyVet4955 Yeah, I realized that right after I posted it. Damn no Kid asking if One Piece is finally over.

    • @xainatus55683
      @xainatus55683 Місяць тому +4

      "When all is lost, remove that lock.
      And send the kid, on a moonlit walk"

  • @JoPerry-by3wd
    @JoPerry-by3wd Місяць тому

    Woohoo!
    One of HLC's very best!
    I gotta watch a few dozen times. 😳😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @bryancenterfitt7127
    @bryancenterfitt7127 Місяць тому +4

    😂😂😂.. I needed a good laugh! Merica!
    Note: why did your Israeli sound like a drunk French!? 😂😂

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 Місяць тому

      for some reason... to be fair, kinda hard to get the accent of a semetic language propperly if your main language is anglo related...

    • @bryancenterfitt7127
      @bryancenterfitt7127 Місяць тому

      @@crustybomb115
      I wasn't being too serious with the question. Just a observation that I found humor in.

  • @Thegodofwarmeliodas-fr5wj
    @Thegodofwarmeliodas-fr5wj Місяць тому

    This is so goddamn funny it’s not even a joke. This guy is hilarious. This dude keeps on making my day day after day. Keep up the good work, man. * laughing like a gremlin and just started wheezing and gasping for air because I just started dying of laughter. *