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  • @SolLunaris
    @SolLunaris 3 місяці тому +955

    "Made in West Taiwan" would be a hilarious shirt idea, have it on the tag too.

    • @Joker-ny7jh
      @Joker-ny7jh 3 місяці тому +30

      @@SolLunaris I’d buy one indefinitely

    • @dml1514
      @dml1514 3 місяці тому +16

      I want one 🤤

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому +19

      "Made in ROC" most definitely would be hilariously anti-woke idea for shirts and tags !

    • @admpandora91
      @admpandora91 3 місяці тому +19

      Literally have them made in China...

    • @ashleyhamman
      @ashleyhamman 3 місяці тому +10

      I've definitely seen "I was made in Taiwan." shirts on a study abroad group in San Fransisco. One of them also had a neat ROC air force hat.

  • @KingofArsenal
    @KingofArsenal 3 місяці тому +1155

    "155 MILIMETERS of PURE FREEDOMMMM" and they ask why, as Canada said "Hey there, Hi there, HOO there bud"

    • @anthonymolina2979
      @anthonymolina2979 3 місяці тому +29

      As its coming in all you hear is "AMERICA FUCK YEAH!"

    • @CarlTheSpud
      @CarlTheSpud 3 місяці тому +19

      I hope Canucks dont take offense to this but yeah we vibe when they speak like that.

    • @colbygordon6936
      @colbygordon6936 3 місяці тому +4

      Gotta love Newfies...

    • @kb3164
      @kb3164 3 місяці тому +11

      155 Millimeters in American units is about 6-1/8 inches in diameter. That's a projectile approximately the size of your head.

    • @Akren905
      @Akren905 3 місяці тому +4

      Canadian here lived from Ontario to Newfoundland. Love the accent n everyone I talk to loves Canada's character ahahahaha

  • @Joker-ny7jh
    @Joker-ny7jh 3 місяці тому +2108

    "There are no fingerprints deep underwater there bud...". And THIS is another reason why I'm grateful Canada is one of our closest allies and not an enemy😅🤣

    • @thehammer3695
      @thehammer3695 3 місяці тому

      As a dual citizen who's been in Canada for the most of it, even if we were your enemy we would have the ability to inflict *flips pages* let me see if my math is right... carry the two and oh yeah 0 fucking chance. The Canadian defense tactic is we are so fucking big America will come to our aid before anyone can inflict real damage. We spend 8.1 billion in our funny money which is about 5.9 billion real dollars or about half of the total cost of 1 aircraft carrier. Besides the geese we have a platoon not an army.

    • @FirstDagger
      @FirstDagger 3 місяці тому +80

      A quote from Dethklok - Murmaider, based HLC.

    • @CountryLifestyle2023
      @CountryLifestyle2023 3 місяці тому +21

      Wasn't always that, and someone fucked around and found out. 😅😅😅

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 3 місяці тому +46

      "And if you seek vengeance all you need are instruments of pain."

    • @chrisquiett1776
      @chrisquiett1776 3 місяці тому +19

      The only reason they weren't charged with war crimes is because of them we made a rule book 😂

  • @Lady_Nila
    @Lady_Nila 3 місяці тому +814

    "Vodka flavored dipshit" is my new favorite thing

    • @Ripa-Moramee
      @Ripa-Moramee 3 місяці тому +18

      Slavic special ed is mine

    • @iannacke2233
      @iannacke2233 3 місяці тому +5

      How is this not the #1 comment? That line had me rolling lol. Just one!

    • @runeshark22
      @runeshark22 3 місяці тому +7

      Not gonna lie when Poland said just 1 I really thought he was gonna be talking about buying one of the kid

    • @sonorangaming449
      @sonorangaming449 3 місяці тому

      ​@@runeshark22 same

    • @thecookiemeister5374
      @thecookiemeister5374 3 місяці тому

      i'm sorry, i just cannot wrap my head around a high pitched, soft anime girl voice saying "vodka-flavord dipshit"

  • @xaenon
    @xaenon 3 місяці тому +166

    "Boredom, mostly..."
    Right up there with my all time fave: "In my defense, I was left unsupervised...."

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 3 місяці тому +7

      yupp lol

    • @kristiandahl1310
      @kristiandahl1310 3 місяці тому +9

      Is this why we gave Florida man a lab cost and a defense budget

    • @willythemailboy2
      @willythemailboy2 2 місяці тому

      Reminds me of the line from one of the Posleen Wars books. This is what happens when you let rednecks play with antimatter. They fired a cluster munition that took out half the state of Georgia.

  • @generaljedi8691
    @generaljedi8691 3 місяці тому +598

    British: “I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you”
    USA: “Oh, me too. But I’m failing, and I’m sorry for that.”

    • @danielmclellan1522
      @danielmclellan1522 3 місяці тому +73

      Did someone blow up his seventy inch plasma screen TV?

    • @ryanjohnson8256
      @ryanjohnson8256 3 місяці тому +42

      Hellsing ultimate abridged love it

    • @1Thetroll
      @1Thetroll 3 місяці тому

      "It's just that I am so agitated, because some Chinese little shit strolled into my room, is tracking one of my carriers with a satellite, and is trying to impress me like his drunken acholic father."

    • @renedereus1877
      @renedereus1877 3 місяці тому

      ​@@danielmclellan1522i bet it was a whiny former superpower bitch.

    • @jaceh5109
      @jaceh5109 3 місяці тому +27

      Finally, a man with so damn culture around here

  • @VoltBolt1984
    @VoltBolt1984 3 місяці тому +952

    West Taiwan playing low tech checkers while USA plays low tech 4D chess.

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 3 місяці тому +23

      And here I am trying to wrap my head around 5D chess with multiverse time travel because a friend thought it would be fun to put together a small tournament this weekend between our friend group.

    • @silverlight6074
      @silverlight6074 3 місяці тому +16

      @@sintanan469 Really, the game is just 3D chess, the time travel/multiverse basically functions as one dimensional layer, but it's still complicated as heck

    • @sharkdentures3247
      @sharkdentures3247 3 місяці тому +13

      As an Old Fogey, I do admit, we do need to make sure to instill creativity and an occasional "low tech" mindset into the younger generations. (before we vanish)
      As Afghanistan demonstrated, sometimes High-tech things can be vulnerable to low tech approaches. (and sometimes High tech problems can have low tech solutions.)
      Not saying to abandon technical superiority, or anything like that. Just don't stay SO focused "looking ahead" that you might miss the "simple solution" right behind you.

    • @XtreemAlan
      @XtreemAlan 3 місяці тому +12

      Remember they called American soldiers cowards because we couldn’t bayonet fight
      Because they constantly ran out of ammo

    • @zaco-km3su
      @zaco-km3su 3 місяці тому +1

      The US is trying.

  • @J4nT3mpl4r
    @J4nT3mpl4r 3 місяці тому +1912

    "why would you build that?"
    Maybe if the rest of the world could get their shit together we wouldn't need a planetary defense system capable of killing Mars.

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 3 місяці тому +217

      "You can't just shoot a hole in the surface of mars!"

    • @Joker-ny7jh
      @Joker-ny7jh 3 місяці тому +135

      @@flyboy6392 The Buff: I like those odds

    • @infin1ty850
      @infin1ty850 3 місяці тому +61

      ​@@Joker-ny7jhThe Buff needs no words. He is us and we are him.

    • @kingdomcome180
      @kingdomcome180 3 місяці тому +35

      @@flyboy6392challenge accepted

    • @BackYardScience2000
      @BackYardScience2000 3 місяці тому +67

      ​@@flyboy6392big difference between "can't" and "shouldn't".

  • @waynecampeau4566
    @waynecampeau4566 3 місяці тому +359

    I'm starting to love it when the UK asks: "America! What is wrong with you?"

    • @Ignitegaming2024
      @Ignitegaming2024 3 місяці тому +37

      UK should stop asking becuz they know they gonna regret asking 😂

    • @Falcon-15
      @Falcon-15 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@Ignitegaming2024we are gluttons for punishment.

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 3 місяці тому +7

      At this point, what *isn’t* wrong?

    • @danktankdragkings7117
      @danktankdragkings7117 3 місяці тому +23

      to be fair it's a mother's instinct to question the mental health of her children. EVEN IF THOSE CHILDREN WENT NO CONTACT FOR OVER 100 YEARS. I'm fine mom.

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 3 місяці тому

      UK is concerned because they made us and they want to know where they went wrong

  • @brendonkale9237
    @brendonkale9237 3 місяці тому +803

    Wasn't expecting Canada to be a Dethklok fan, but I'm all for it

    • @DUKEzors
      @DUKEzors 3 місяці тому +25

      It tracks when you think about it.

    • @Xyler94
      @Xyler94 3 місяці тому +55

      As a Canadian and a Dethklok fan... it checks. :3
      Laser Cannon Death Sentence anyone? :D

    • @AtholAnderson
      @AtholAnderson 3 місяці тому +35

      Go into the water;
      Live there,
      Die there.

    • @CarlTheSpud
      @CarlTheSpud 3 місяці тому +13

      Go! Into the water!

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 3 місяці тому +2

      Honestly, I'm not really that surprised.

  • @rogerbelcher8419
    @rogerbelcher8419 3 місяці тому +120

    He fucking said 1865, pass, no, shit!!!! Might be his best line yet. And that's after a Canadian Dethklok reference

  • @NextEevolution
    @NextEevolution 3 місяці тому +113

    "Sometimes low tech is the way to go."
    That's true, especially if you can't build the high tech designs you steal

  • @Mrinsecure
    @Mrinsecure 3 місяці тому +183

    "If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude. I'm a very technical boy." - Johnny Mnemonic, by William Gibson.

    • @Diana2112Gaming
      @Diana2112Gaming 3 місяці тому +4

      These days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire to crudeness.

    • @articbear23
      @articbear23 3 місяці тому +1

      That's one of Keneaus more underrated movies.

    • @hightechlowlife9380
      @hightechlowlife9380 3 місяці тому +2

      I cannot tell you how much I approve of this comment.

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 3 місяці тому +1

      @@articbear23 The main thing that keeps that movie from aging as well as it might otherwise is the data capacity (160 GB). Should've gone for multiple TB or higher.

  • @randomchineseguy
    @randomchineseguy 3 місяці тому +524

    World: Have fixed your problem yet America?
    🇺🇸: Do You Have the Slightest Idea How Little That Narrows It Down?

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      Deep State U$A

    • @91GT347
      @91GT347 3 місяці тому +27

      It would get straightened out fairly quickly, if the people would allow us to operate, the way those that created it said it should operate. George Washington said (paraphrasing here of course.) "In order to keep your freedom. Individually, nationally, and globally, mind your own fkng business."

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      @@91GT347
      But Israeli Zionists already has control over America.

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen 3 місяці тому +28

      Knowing what I know about the world and their domestic issues, having any one of them ask _"have you fixed your problem yet, America?"_ is effectively them throwing a gigantic boulder through the front of their glass house.
      Even funnier (and maybe refreshing?) is hearing someone talk about their domestic political issues, and then following it up with "THIS is why America laughs at us!!"

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      @@nickfifteen
      Disunited states of Murica
      Land of the fiat money printer and death merchants

  • @mephistopheles-ud2td
    @mephistopheles-ud2td 3 місяці тому +127

    I wasnt expecting Canada to recite Mermaider by Dethklok. Fucking amazing.

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 3 місяці тому +16

      *sigh* I guess I'm making another pilgrimage to Batmetal.

    • @somesweetguy
      @somesweetguy 3 місяці тому

      It had some maple flavor on it too

    • @doomusrlc
      @doomusrlc 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@damoclesecoe7184 side note... we really need a part 4 of Batmetal... just not sure what song they should use 😂

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 3 місяці тому +170

    "The Great China can use low-tech means to track your aircraft carriers."
    "Congratulations, West Taiwan, you've achieved the equivalent of locating the broad side of a barn door with a borrowed disposable camera."

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому +1

      HLC forgot that PRC 🇨🇳 can access internet from neighboring Far East countries in case U$A disabled the internet connection to the PRC.

    • @michaelscott6022
      @michaelscott6022 3 місяці тому +7

      Social Credit Acquired.

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 3 місяці тому +24

      @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 or it's completely irrelevant. no one is out here trying to hide an aircraft carrier. because you can't do it. seeing and targeting something are two VERY different things.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      @@theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      PRC 🇨🇳 has the technology to track moving ships. As it coordinate it's satellites and floating+under sea sonobuoys.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому +5

      @@michaelscott6022
      Already debunked.

  • @jerrywyant5409
    @jerrywyant5409 3 місяці тому +55

    Beeing tracked by a 155.. while in a dog fight...

  • @nartaga1624
    @nartaga1624 3 місяці тому +30

    That new AA cannon is literally a Tom and Jerry cartoon, specifically any of them with the dog Spike.

  • @rickyquinteros7100
    @rickyquinteros7100 3 місяці тому +22

    These channels never fail to make me say “I love this country” 🇺🇸🤝🇨🇦🇬🇧🇪🇺

  • @wittyjoker4631
    @wittyjoker4631 3 місяці тому +57

    And what happens when google just doesnt update their images in that region for a week and suddenly the floating cities of freedom you thought were half way across the ocean are suddenly off your coast.

    • @shannonrhoads7099
      @shannonrhoads7099 3 місяці тому +5

      Blame America? 🤣🤣

    • @IAmTheRealBill
      @IAmTheRealBill 3 місяці тому +5

      @@shannonrhoads7099no …
      “BLAME CANADA!”
      😂

    • @williamnixon3994
      @williamnixon3994 3 місяці тому +9

      "That's great West Taiwan, where are they? No no, where _are_ they, not where _were_ they?"

    • @jamesrichardson8484
      @jamesrichardson8484 3 місяці тому +8

      Yeah, according to Google I have a swimming pool and a huge satellite dish in my backyard. I've never had either of those. The previous homeowners did have them.....15 years ago.!😂

    • @shannonrhoads7099
      @shannonrhoads7099 3 місяці тому

      @@jamesrichardson8484 love those giant satellite dishes.

  • @captiannemo1587
    @captiannemo1587 3 місяці тому +34

    General reminder that the UK has no ground here. They created Green Mace. A 4 inch, water cooled, 90 rounds a minute, radar guided, AA cannon in the 50s. The UK also looked into 6 inch/4inch Little John adapter based AA guns in the late 40s.
    The US for its part was looking at 120mm, 127/60mm and larger calibers in 1952 to plink at up to 100,000 and 120,000 ft. The US Navy for its part tested Little John adapters on 5” /38s as late as 1955.

    • @StellarGale
      @StellarGale 3 місяці тому +6

      Yeah needs to be mentioned that naval 5 inch dual purpose mounts were used as air defense guns, especially on air defense cruisers like USS San Diego

    • @burtbacarach5034
      @burtbacarach5034 3 місяці тому

      "PlinK".I do not think that word means what you think it means.😅

    • @IAmTheRealBill
      @IAmTheRealBill 3 місяці тому

      @@burtbacarach5034 it is all proportional. Crap, I meant relative. 😂

    • @captiannemo1587
      @captiannemo1587 3 місяці тому

      @@StellarGale yah the Navy was trying to get more range and v0 with the adapter but it didn't work out so well in testing. As well as keep the older /38s in service longer.

    • @techhelpportal7778
      @techhelpportal7778 3 місяці тому

      Yes but canon (hehe canon instead of cannon) states that UK is mom.

  • @temporalrift1427
    @temporalrift1427 3 місяці тому +33

    The naval historian in must now point out the existence of the 5" dual purpose guns like the 5"/38 and the 5"/54 in all its iterations. And then there's the 6"/47DP Mk 16s mounted on the Worcester class cruisers. And then if you want to count it, the 8"/55RF Mk 16s found on the Des Moines class cruisers. Not a true dual purpose gun, but if a plane happened to be flying at a height and distance the 8" guns could elevate to... Anyways, the fun part about this new 155mm gun is that they're apparently trying to use the HVP projectiles we originally developed for the navy's railgun.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 місяці тому +4

      The best part of making really cool toys is that when you want to make more, you can just adapt existing toys to your purpose. 💪

    • @fighter_pilot_1698
      @fighter_pilot_1698 3 місяці тому +5

      If you really want to nitpick, Yamato was given 460mm “beehive” shells for her main guns, which were intended to be used against planes (but never, from what I’ve read, actually hit one, despite several being fired), and Tirpitz while grounded in Altafjord was given fused HE shells for her 380mm main guns, which were for firing at aircraft, which she used during the British raids to little effect.

    • @presidentmerkinmuffley6769
      @presidentmerkinmuffley6769 3 місяці тому +2

      Forgot the 5"/25 which was specifically for AA and is the 5"/38's grandma, with the surface only 5"/51 being its grandpa.
      Otherwise spot on.

    • @calebtice6668
      @calebtice6668 3 місяці тому +1

      @@fighter_pilot_1698 biggest damn birdshot shells to date.

    • @donoimdono2702
      @donoimdono2702 3 місяці тому +1

      had 5"/38 on my ship. we routinely killed drones in exercises. granted, they were only moving at 650 mph, but it was just training/practice.

  • @stevinharper3551
    @stevinharper3551 3 місяці тому +33

    Dethklok reference makes me happy Canada listening to Dethklok is terrifying

  • @TheMhalpern
    @TheMhalpern 3 місяці тому +11

    reason for the 155mm aa is simple, it can hit ground targets too, and its cheaper than most air defense missiles, which is kinda important when everyone and their dog has a drone.

  • @StrifeA217
    @StrifeA217 3 місяці тому +65

    Are you trying to instigate The Fat Electrician to make vid on 1865.... meh Im here for it.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 3 місяці тому +5

      AK Daddy has already done one and is apparently considering one on the recent rerun attempt.

  • @DecoyTwo-yv4tn
    @DecoyTwo-yv4tn 3 місяці тому +116

    Wait wait wait…
    I think I feel like I got dyslexic for a minute, but did he say a guided mortar shell??

    • @Gilmore-Devoss
      @Gilmore-Devoss 3 місяці тому +38

      Technically it's be artillery shell moarters are carried by infantry

    • @Boopboob
      @Boopboob 3 місяці тому

      Think more canon and less mortar and you got it !

    • @SirChaosS
      @SirChaosS 3 місяці тому +13

      uhh. yeah. that's pretty much what i heard. so either you heard right, or we're both crazy. ;)

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 3 місяці тому +23

      No it said guided artillery

    • @angrypat7398
      @angrypat7398 3 місяці тому +9

      That’s f cken awesome 👏 👍

  • @chris_wizzudz
    @chris_wizzudz 3 місяці тому +93

    “Why would you build that?”
    “Because I can!! 🦅🇺🇸”

    • @jwrockets
      @jwrockets 3 місяці тому +9

      "Why not" - Bluto Blutarski

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому +3

      War is a racket 💲🤑

    • @blazermettro2059
      @blazermettro2059 3 місяці тому +4

      WHAT THE FACK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!
      🦅🦅🦅🦅🍕🍕🍕🍟🍟🍔🍔🎆🎆🎆🎇🎇🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @TheSequimKid
      @TheSequimKid 3 місяці тому

      Raptor: Because bitches love cannons.

    • @IAmTheRealBill
      @IAmTheRealBill 3 місяці тому

      @@jwrockets why not was my first, and vocal response. 😂

  • @genetyler3156
    @genetyler3156 3 місяці тому +17

    Just sent a $2 thanks. Not for the jokes, which are great, but more like buying a serviceman a cup of coffee. Thanks for your service.

  • @redswet2789
    @redswet2789 3 місяці тому +250

    I never get tired of China’s accent, bro 😭😭

    • @ephemispriest8069
      @ephemispriest8069 3 місяці тому +36

      You mean West Taiwan.

    • @0trax0n0fficial
      @0trax0n0fficial 3 місяці тому +15

      @@ephemispriest8069 correct

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq 3 місяці тому +11

      Yeah, West Taiwan has a really cool voice. I love the commitment.

    • @oldRighty1
      @oldRighty1 3 місяці тому

      The Great China is now watching you, too

    • @tricot6468
      @tricot6468 3 місяці тому +5

      You will never beat the great china (read in accent)

  • @FullmetalDraGon124
    @FullmetalDraGon124 3 місяці тому +49

    So basically a giant smart gun...cannon. That sounds both terrifying and absolutely amazing

    • @tmaker502
      @tmaker502 3 місяці тому +3

      I can see it now some pilot goes this is what I call a pro gamer move.

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto 3 місяці тому +4

      What's next, fucking Stonehenge?

    • @FullmetalDraGon124
      @FullmetalDraGon124 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Techno_Idioto the arsenal birds

    • @FullmetalDraGon124
      @FullmetalDraGon124 3 місяці тому

      @Techno_Idioto I forget, but that final area in Ace Combat 6 had a gun like that too

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto 3 місяці тому

      @@FullmetalDraGon124 Ah, Chandelier. I remember the opening.

  • @cptkirkpyro5656
    @cptkirkpyro5656 3 місяці тому +231

    CNN in 1865: "President Lincoln has explosive headache and falls asleep at the theater."

    • @musicninja98
      @musicninja98 3 місяці тому +49

      *sigh* The state of media in general is depressing. "We cannot call a spade a spade because we have a vested interest in not calling it a spade."

    • @crisespinoza1979
      @crisespinoza1979 3 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @kdavidsmith1
      @kdavidsmith1 3 місяці тому +12

      You didn't use a passive enough voice.

    • @JonathanScarlet
      @JonathanScarlet 3 місяці тому +16

      @@kdavidsmith1 "President Lincoln complained of 'explosive headache', made to fall off chair into sleep by other theater-goer."

    • @kdavidsmith1
      @kdavidsmith1 3 місяці тому +13

      @@JonathanScarlet still no passive enough. I think "Lincoln passed away today at the age of 44* due to acute lead poisoning"
      *I don't know his actual age when he died and am too lazy to look it up.

  • @Lord_Foxy13
    @Lord_Foxy13 3 місяці тому +187

    Canada speaking as a Canadian is essentially bigger quieter Poland...

    • @Lord_Foxy13
      @Lord_Foxy13 3 місяці тому +30

      The only real difference is we're surrounded by friends... Canada borders three countries: The United States Denmark/Greenland and France

    • @outcastmoth78kaminski4
      @outcastmoth78kaminski4 3 місяці тому +2

      As someone from Michigan, I can vouch for this...😂

    • @Nidhogg13
      @Nidhogg13 3 місяці тому +15

      @@Lord_Foxy13 Huh, had to look up the border with France. I learned something today, so thanks for that.

    • @CountryLifestyle2023
      @CountryLifestyle2023 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@Lord_Foxy13 Also Russia, which is not a friend...

    • @flinzlogik
      @flinzlogik 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Nidhogg13 We often forget that one yes.

  • @BradyT918
    @BradyT918 3 місяці тому +63

    "What the Hells wrong with you?"
    "Ask my parents."
    Edit: The top line is UK, and the bottom is the USA. Meant parents as UK and bits of all other countries.

    • @markangeloporcare5289
      @markangeloporcare5289 3 місяці тому +11

      So UK's gonna ask himself

    • @DarkMatterX1
      @DarkMatterX1 3 місяці тому +22

      ​@@markangeloporcare5289
      I mean, technically it'd be the UK and France, who have been the arguing married couple of europe for 1,000 years.

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 3 місяці тому +4

      England and France, with Spain as the new stepmom after their breakup.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 3 місяці тому +1

      @@rhov-anionso, does that make Mexico and the US stepbrothers?

    • @boris001000
      @boris001000 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ccvcharger Pretty much the entire Americas + Oceania technically

  • @joyousslime3130
    @joyousslime3130 3 місяці тому +109

    Never gonna stop calling him west tiwan now

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому +1

      HLC too woke to call Taiwan by it's actual name of ROC 🇹🇼

    • @Gwentheferret
      @Gwentheferret 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 roc?

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Gwentheferret
      Republic of China 🇹🇼

    • @Gwentheferret
      @Gwentheferret 3 місяці тому

      @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 which is NOT a republic. It's a dictatorship. Just call it West Taiwan.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      @@Gwentheferret
      PRC 🇨🇳 and ROC 🇹🇼
      🇨🇳🇻🇳 are "dictatorship" governed by their respective Communist party .

  • @jeffwold6767
    @jeffwold6767 3 місяці тому +11

    THERE ARE NO FINGERPRINTS DEEP UNDERWATER! NOTHING TO TIE ONE TO A CRIME!
    I also did NOT see a Dethklok quote coming, but I'm here for it!
    Ps. The song is called Murmaider.

    • @michaeltaylor7127
      @michaeltaylor7127 3 місяці тому

      When looking it up, reference batmetal for some added fun

  • @Minusonebraincell-qt5bw
    @Minusonebraincell-qt5bw 3 місяці тому +37

    Love the fresh prince reference

  • @kybornrebel1
    @kybornrebel1 3 місяці тому +14

    European Texas gets me every time 😂

  • @matt_1984_
    @matt_1984_ 3 місяці тому +8

    i mean we put an SM6 on the side of an FA18, pretty sure they're part of the "any sensor, any platform" deal. Which means an F35 can be well ahead of the FA18, feeding them sensor data

  • @OtherWorldExplorers
    @OtherWorldExplorers 3 місяці тому +38

    And now what happened in 1865 becomes the most googled thing.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky 3 місяці тому +4

      Because most people were stoned af/slept through u.s history. God damn it, y'all!

    • @SynchronizorVideos
      @SynchronizorVideos 3 місяці тому +6

      1865 is kind of a big year in U.S. history. Really shouldn’t be tough for folks to think of a couple possibilities.

    • @Deadxman616
      @Deadxman616 3 місяці тому +9

      Let's just say Lincoln was not as lucky as Trump when his security detail messed up.

    • @MycaeWitchofHyphae
      @MycaeWitchofHyphae 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Deadxman616well to be fair boothe was a lot closer…

  • @JTMaster
    @JTMaster 3 місяці тому +16

    As soon as I heard what Canada said, I immediately said, "Did he just fucking reference Dethklok?" Lmao

  • @DorianTheReaper
    @DorianTheReaper 3 місяці тому +9

    canada quoting dethklok is my favorite thing i have seen in a while as i am a big fan of the band

  • @Damocles54
    @Damocles54 3 місяці тому +8

    "We call out to the creatures of the deep to come forth and join us. This night is yours!"
    Legit one of my favorite songs lol

  • @adamdaley8090
    @adamdaley8090 3 місяці тому +7

    That Dethklok quote made my freaking day!!!! I'm going to hug you one day. With your permission of course.

  • @chrisquiett1776
    @chrisquiett1776 3 місяці тому +12

    "Boredom mainly"
    A civilian made an AK .50 for the fuck of it. We just be like that 🤷

  • @zackcollins3025
    @zackcollins3025 3 місяці тому +4

    That dethklok line was solid. Had a nostalgia trip

  • @Rena_Soar
    @Rena_Soar 3 місяці тому +5

    The dethklok reference was gold

  • @End_of_Dayz
    @End_of_Dayz 3 місяці тому +9

    Ok. The "Mermaider" reference was on point

  • @LOBricksAndSecrets
    @LOBricksAndSecrets 3 місяці тому +2

    That feeling when you make a joke with your therapist and instead of laughing they start taking notes even faster

  • @aurorauplinks
    @aurorauplinks 3 місяці тому +8

    Good, I appreciate the idea of tying in Cannons to the sensor network. this should be interesting.

  • @shart_with_force6686
    @shart_with_force6686 3 місяці тому +3

    The dethklok reference unlocked ancient memories.

  • @direwolfgaming4905
    @direwolfgaming4905 3 місяці тому +5

    Huh wasn't expecting a Dethklok reference they're easily one of the best Death Metal bands out there

  • @ShadowStrike28
    @ShadowStrike28 3 місяці тому +1

    The running gag of "boredom mostly" is my new favorite thing.

  • @shiloh1994
    @shiloh1994 3 місяці тому +11

    I mean, hey, if the covenant wants to fuck around and find out a few centuries early at least we're somewhat prepared unlike everyone else.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 місяці тому +1

      We've been Globocop for too long. It's hard to quit.

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto 3 місяці тому +1

      Look, if the Covenant existed, i'd be more worried about what ELSE (hint: it's like popcorn) is out there...

  • @dylfai
    @dylfai 3 місяці тому +3

    Dethklok and Habitual Linecrosser in one vid is a surprise but a welcome one. WHAT THE FUCK ARE INTELLIGIBLE VOCAAAAALS!

  • @portmoneul
    @portmoneul 3 місяці тому +29

    America only decided to make a 155 antiaircraft cannon only now?! I was certain it was completed and deployed in 2000

    • @Drewmikola
      @Drewmikola 3 місяці тому +13

      We had radar aimed proximity warhead 6" AA cannons on boats back in the 40's.

    • @Myomer104
      @Myomer104 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@Drewmikola Yep. Worcester-class cruisers say "Hi."

    • @isaacdoggart4879
      @isaacdoggart4879 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Drewmikola the des moines class heavy cruisers had dual purpose guns as well, so that's autoloaded radar aimed proxi fuze 8 inch.

    • @MehrumesDagon
      @MehrumesDagon 3 місяці тому +2

      dunno about the 2000 stuff, but I think the worcester main battery does not count due to being dual purpose and not dedicated AA gun.

    • @kemarisite
      @kemarisite 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@isaacdoggart4879the 8" guns on the Des Moines could only elevate to 41 degrees, about what British destroyers could do in WW2. The Worcesters had similar rapid firing with their 6" guns but could elevate to 78 degrees.

  • @batticusmanacleas510
    @batticusmanacleas510 3 місяці тому +1

    That end joke is equal parts underrated and ominous

  • @BOKCGrizzlyWarlord
    @BOKCGrizzlyWarlord 3 місяці тому +14

    That song at the first part had me dead😂😂😂

  • @agentsin6286
    @agentsin6286 3 місяці тому +2

    "You are blinded by your hubris." Uh, Mr. Pot? The kettle is calling...

  • @Foxtrot_UniformCharlieKilo
    @Foxtrot_UniformCharlieKilo 3 місяці тому +6

    During the 155mm AA bit, the entire time i was just thinking of the swedish Bkan 1C autoloading SPG with like a 2.3 reload, and the japanese Type 75 SPH which also comes with a proxi-HE shell for anti-air

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 місяці тому +1

      AAA Anti Anything Artillery.

  • @november2097
    @november2097 3 місяці тому +1

    I never expected to hear Dethklok in these videos but I’m all for it

  • @Ignitegaming2024
    @Ignitegaming2024 3 місяці тому +9

    Last part killed me uk when ur talking to a therapist u cannot say pass... what happened in 1865, pass, no! 😂

  • @gumgumdumdum5824
    @gumgumdumdum5824 3 місяці тому +2

    "There are no fingerprints deep underwater. Nothing to tie one to a crime." I'm pretty sure that those are lyrics from metalocalyps's song Mermaider . I love it

  • @jonmcgee6987
    @jonmcgee6987 3 місяці тому +8

    I just love Poland and his attitude.

  • @danielbickford3458
    @danielbickford3458 3 місяці тому +2

    And for those of you who were wondering, 155 mm is just about 6.1 inches. Which is roughly the size of a fist with the thumb sticking out.

  • @JohnNichols566
    @JohnNichols566 3 місяці тому +3

    00:44 I heard some palpatine in that west Taiwan voice over😂

  • @warthog5567
    @warthog5567 3 місяці тому +2

    I had to put my cat down yesterday, these videos is what keeps me sane. Thanks for these videos HLC.

    • @Donleecartoons
      @Donleecartoons 3 місяці тому +1

      Sorry about your cat. That never gets any easier.

    • @warthog5567
      @warthog5567 3 місяці тому

      @@Donleecartoons Thanks man. I feel like losing a pet is worse than a funeral.

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP 3 місяці тому +8

    "The Fresh Prince of West Taiwan" 😅😅😅

  • @KiithnarasAshaa
    @KiithnarasAshaa 3 місяці тому +2

    1:45 "Why on earth would you build something like that?!"
    "Because it's coooooool~"

  • @ExHavic
    @ExHavic 3 місяці тому +4

    1865 was the end of the civil war. In case anyone else forgot

    • @Ceyx000
      @Ceyx000 3 місяці тому +1

      April 14th 1865 @ approx 10:20pm

  • @thetiredbiker3652
    @thetiredbiker3652 3 місяці тому +1

    The 'West Taiwan' joke NEVER gets old.

  • @honeyspringshomestead1411
    @honeyspringshomestead1411 3 місяці тому +14

    Great China... more like, the most steps behind. Love the accent of it lol.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому +1

      PRC 🇨🇳 has Quantum computers and 6G telecom tech already.

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto 3 місяці тому

      @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Doubtful. But keep spewing, it's hilarious.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      @@Techno_Idioto
      Funny ignoramus !
      It's been reported by Western MSM !

  • @arclitestrike8854
    @arclitestrike8854 3 місяці тому

    This is the absolute best BAR NONE place on the entire internet for comedy and yes tech up dates of military equip. ... Great Job H.L.C.

  • @erikenqvist9081
    @erikenqvist9081 3 місяці тому +14

    I remember growing up in Scandinavia in the 80s and 90s. Poland was a fucking joke. They were basically stone age people. Well, they certainly got their shit together in a measly 30 years.

    • @philipen65888
      @philipen65888 3 місяці тому +5

      Any idea why that might have been the case (setting aside the matter that the image of Poland was greatly influenced by sides with certain agendas)? Scandinavian genius?

    • @isia_22
      @isia_22 3 місяці тому +1

      30 years and Poland is back. Now imagine how a country would look like if Poland had nice neighbours.

  • @GarGhuul
    @GarGhuul 3 місяці тому +10

    Wait what? No pass in therapy? Damn.

  • @Irish381
    @Irish381 3 місяці тому +6

    So a ship based anti aircraft artillery damn that’s hardcore!

    • @gawainethefirst
      @gawainethefirst 3 місяці тому +1

      Well, I mean, we’ve had the technology for forever…

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 3 місяці тому +1

      @@gawainethefirst true but having a guidance system integrated into a artillery battery aboard ship that isn’t just a missile launcher but a 155mm HE shell?! That’s gnarly!

    • @pauljs75
      @pauljs75 3 місяці тому

      Just adding a new twist to something that hasn't been dusted off much since WWII. Sounds like the MIC is getting AA-guns that mid-range niche back that they had before SAMs were invented.

  • @KingMK31
    @KingMK31 3 місяці тому +2

    This has become my new favorite channel!😂😂😂

  • @nickjanssen2275
    @nickjanssen2275 3 місяці тому +9

    The way China said on the internet made me chuckle 😂

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      PRC 🇨🇳 has it's own satellites beside Quantum computers and 6G telecom tech .

    • @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
      @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk 3 місяці тому

      Does anyone else have this tech? ​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165

    • @brianlance8263
      @brianlance8263 3 місяці тому

      ​@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Allright bud, let's get you back to your nursing home. If "The Great China" had access to those tools, they wouldn't need to use lo-res pictures to find our Aircraft Carriers.

  • @mountaincatgamer9757
    @mountaincatgamer9757 3 місяці тому +1

    A Dethklok Reference in an HLC video was not on my bingo card but its absolutely GOATed anyway.

  • @cadetsparklez3300
    @cadetsparklez3300 3 місяці тому +1

    canadian here, I once accidentally developed communications technology for china since it was so behind. this happens alot actually, so theyve made ti a thing to send people over here and relay information back

  • @hyper_pie6306
    @hyper_pie6306 3 місяці тому +12

    I don't mean to be that guy, but the 152mm guns on the Worchester were dual-purpose, making them aa guns.

    • @aleksanderf4672
      @aleksanderf4672 3 місяці тому +1

      They were 152mm

    • @hyper_pie6306
      @hyper_pie6306 3 місяці тому +2

      @@aleksanderf4672 Oh my mistake still larger than 120mm.

    • @ISAFMobius18
      @ISAFMobius18 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@hyper_pie6306he's probably referring to land based AA specific weapons

  • @yosefberger6259
    @yosefberger6259 3 місяці тому +1

    Was not expecting a batmetal reference. Wow, i nearly forgot that existed

  • @KeithJost
    @KeithJost 3 місяці тому +1

    YES, Dethklok. Add another reason why Canada is awesome. "It's not a war crime the first time"

  • @krullachief669
    @krullachief669 3 місяці тому +4

    Yooo, Murmaider reference

  • @koljawinkler3328
    @koljawinkler3328 3 місяці тому +2

    Poland is slowly becoming the country-version of the kid

  • @alecfriedman2599
    @alecfriedman2599 3 місяці тому +8

    Oh damn saw this as it was posted

  • @joeclaridy
    @joeclaridy 3 місяці тому +1

    DETHKLOK!!!DETHKLOK!!!! Man I miss watching Metalocalypes

  • @motohddk
    @motohddk 3 місяці тому +4

    On snap Dethklok reference!

  • @distalradius8146
    @distalradius8146 3 місяці тому

    I'm sitting here chillin' and the Dethklok quote hit me from way out in left field.

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 3 місяці тому +10

    “Like telling everybody you can see the moon at night” 😂 west Taiwan taking “L’s” left and right

    • @The_Real_Kyrros
      @The_Real_Kyrros 3 місяці тому

      Asian country taking "L's".... really?... heh
      (Yes, I realize this is the 21st century, but I was born in the 20th century where those kinds of tasteless jokes were still told)

  • @mbgmadbull1141
    @mbgmadbull1141 3 місяці тому +1

    As a history nerd that civil war joke was great. XD

  • @slimchelmi6940
    @slimchelmi6940 3 місяці тому +3

    the Dethklok reference!?

  • @FrankRoosevelt32
    @FrankRoosevelt32 3 місяці тому

    This channel is awesome because it’s hilarious and I get a bunch of patriotism flavored news about the military I wouldn’t have heard otherwise.

  • @cliffdog2004
    @cliffdog2004 3 місяці тому +3

    Dethklok FTW LOL
    Murmaider

  • @CaramelCreeper25
    @CaramelCreeper25 3 місяці тому +1

    The "Fresh Prince of Bel-air" refrince was amazing!
    I just discovered the intro, and it's amazing!

  • @ParaNoid816
    @ParaNoid816 3 місяці тому +12

    I love Poland as well. Especially after they shut down immigration after a simple dozen of illegals crossed over.

  • @KiithnarasAshaa
    @KiithnarasAshaa 3 місяці тому +1

    "The largest anti-aircraft cannon I've made is 120mm."
    That might be true for a dedicated AA platform...but there were radio-prox fuzes for the 8-inch shells fielded by late-war and cold-war heavy gun cruisers. CIWS, meet FOWS (Far-Out Weapon System).

  • @Austin96420
    @Austin96420 3 місяці тому +3

    12 subs = underwater havoc 🇨🇦🇨🇦

  • @AppleFacade
    @AppleFacade 3 місяці тому +1

    CANADA WITH THE DETHKLOK LYRICS WAS NOT ON MY HABITUAL LINECROSSER BINGO CARD!!! 10/10 from a massive metalhead! \m/

  • @viper_theSU27
    @viper_theSU27 3 місяці тому +8

    no views in 24secounds? fell off

    • @Trailermaker615
      @Trailermaker615 3 місяці тому +3

      Not here bro; please

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 3 місяці тому +3

      Tell me you have no originality by stealing a joke that’s over a year old and wasn’t funny the first time…

    • @mirandigriffin9879
      @mirandigriffin9879 3 місяці тому +3

      Some people have jobs and have to sneak and watch.

    • @mirandigriffin9879
      @mirandigriffin9879 3 місяці тому

      @@viper_theSU27 I'm I the restroom taking a shit on your comment

    • @runnereh
      @runnereh 3 місяці тому +4

      Most of the subscribers have jobs & now I'm on my break & am very much enjoying myself

  • @KingCobraStunts
    @KingCobraStunts 3 місяці тому +1

    Shit... I almost crashed my truck driving home from work with that Civil War joke...