Matteo Lane-Gay Superpowers
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love how he censored this bit just for television lmao
Haha fr
Terri jo
@@elicrosland246 that's my cousin babe
@@y1k3ss sorry i forgot
Hmm Grindr Moments 😍
I'm a lesbian and bro-
I had a full conversation with a drag queen, she taught me things. I've never been so confident in myself until I met her. SHOUT OUT TO CAMMY I LOVE U, QUEEN! ❤️
❤😂
When you're bi, so you only understand half of the conversation 'He wants to make a bet. Wait, no...he says that he's a vet!'
This comment deserves way more recognition 😂😂
Edit: ok I think it‘s enough recognition. 😂
FOR REAL. I speak straight and gay but I don’t speak either very well 😂
Omggggg XD
Well... that is because the other half has to have conversations with women. And no one, and I mean NO ONE, can understand a woman. Not even women.
So you get your wires crossed.
Being Bi means being a whole other kind of Bilingual
Whereas gay girls will be like "Yeah so she moved in with me and we gave each other rings and had a wedding ceremony but like... what if she only married me AS A FRIEND???"
I think they’re just called lesbians
@@beepinboopin6454 We can be called either~ At least, that's how I see it, but we're not a monolith, so others may disagree.
real
@@snail2738 love your name
Too accurate 😭😭😭
Matteo is not just hilarious but talented as hell, great looking, and incredibly smart. Former opera singer, speaks multiple languages and his personality and energy all adds up to an incredibly charismatic person!!
He is extremely… everything you said!🎉
Dont forget hes also an artist 😳. Its Matteo's world we're all just living here.
And he paints!
and he cooks
I had never ever heard of matteo until he was on one of Schulz's podcasts, I think it was flagrant 2. He was so effortlessly funny the entire time and that's just how he is.
“He’s in med school ☺️”
I can’t 💀💀💀
And not just at bars. Nothing like only having one queer co worker and knowing each other's whole life story without ever talking directly.
SAME
LMAOOO thisss
Caught in 4k 📸
Not me, I suck at everything social. Like why y'all be looking at strangers straight im the eye??? I'd be terrified 😢
Yeah I don’t think that has anything to do with being gay 😂 or most of my friends and I are all malfunctioning gays
I'm gay and i NEED to know where are yall learning this skill from like is there an entire school meant for teaching gay guys how to communicate by eyes 😭😭😭😭
Gotta get into the city and find you're peeps. It's a City Gay skill. Country Gay skills are just as amazing but different.
Yeeeeah... no. This is not a thing, don't worry. Nobody reads minds. This is known as comedy for tv (otherwise it's pretentious af... or both). Keep being yourself.
@@CatyBee wow, so condescending.
@@wookinooki9023 As a Country Gay, I can confidently say that I didn't intend to be condescending, but you answer the question. There's a big cultural difference between urban and rural areas, and I was encouraging the person to go find like minded folks in bigger cities.
But I shouldn't have assumed that the commentor is in a small town/rural area. I just assumed that, because I had the same question a long time ago, that my circumstances (and how I resolved it for myself) applied to this person's situation, too. That was a big leap and not considerate.
Learn it from close friendships with women
He made a SFW version just for the show 😂
I was about to say, I thought the version I saw ended with anal lol.
cringe and unfunny
@@dannysavage1037 cope
@@nathan5645 nah I think you like men dude, might wanna get that checked out
@@dannysavage1037 cringe
"and we're gonna make-out, get me a shot!" Coming right up!
Then we change the scenario..
What if it's a Straight Guy making eye contact to a Girl..
With a devilish stare what would the Girl thinks?! 😁😁😁😁
For me..
His a Rapist or a Serial Killer.
😎😎😎😎
Black folks especially black women can have entire conversations with just our faces. My white female boss told me she loved watching my face in staff meetings. 🤣🤣🤣
Same here!! Can't hide ANYTHING from anyone!!!🤭
I'm black and I have the deadest resting bitch face ever bc of my social anxiety 💀 I can't have people read my face I don't even wanna be here 😭
BINGO! We can have entire conversations with micro expressions 😂
@@edithputhy4948 Same... If I don't want you reading my face, you won't. I was a counselor and would hear horror stories from my clients, my face would never move. Deadpan... Most of the time people think I'm angry. That's just my resting bitch face. It keeps people away from me, which is how I want it. If I let them know me, they always express surprise at how nice (and funny) I am. Otherwise, my face is saying, don't mess with me. 😳 Yeah, I have social anxiety as well.
Scottish women can do the exact same thing
Some women can do this too. Being able to have conversations w a friend across the room whilst talking w someone else is a true blessing
I thought it was a girl thing
@@Eja132 because it is. Lately it seems like gays/trans women are trying to constantly erase or compete with cis women…. No hate to them but it’s just an observation I’ve made lately.
matteo is the funniest, i love his humor
Okay but this is genuinely so accurate though, like- I saw this guy the other day and straight up through just eye contact I figured out that he thought I was cute but had a bf (he didn’t think they weren’t gonna last long though)
I’m gay and I need the guy to go up to me and tell me word for word they’re interested for me to actually know what’s going on, when do I get this superpower?
I know right. If someone does that to me i will e shy and will never look again hahahah, im so insecure and i think he is mocking me not sending me signals hahahah
I am also deaf to those kinds of signals
You make it up and tell straight people about it for laughs……
The joke leaves me feeling kind of out of the loop bc even tho I’m queer, it’s people like me who are super introverted or socially awkward or autistic who are just o b l i v i o u s to eye contact and body language
@@tonymarselle8812 after all the straights are so gullible
He’s in med school he me dying
I love that he has a clean version of this joke 🤣🤣
Me as a straight guy: “this man funny af, my wife better watch out”
Matteo is funny as hell.
100% facts though! This is a literal thing! When I’m at the gym or a restaurant my gaydar goes off and me and the guy do the look and we both know
He’s right my cousin is gay and I’ve seen it happen😂😂
I swear Matteo could play a whole movie cast on his own, no sfx needed
When am I going to be able to shake my current Matteo fixation?!? All I want to watch lately ❤
I’ve got a gay friend and I’ve noticed that he’d make faces like that in parties 😂
I love Mateo! Not in a gay way or a straight way, just love his humor and in awe of his genuine talent. Even as a straight woman, I can absolutely appreciate the gay humor. I don't care who you are or what your sexual orientation is, he is hilarious! Anyone who doesn't think so is just an uptight stick in the mud.
I love Matteo! He’s so funny and not afraid to laugh at himself.
He's amazing. Love him.
hey robby love ur beard
Another gay superpower that ive noticed is that we teleport, like no one sees us walk over and they are like "where tf did you come from" so now its this on going joke between my friends that i teleport✨️💅
As a gay myself I can confirm this is so true
This guy is such a happy maker... I think I need a gay friend in my life or something. 😄
Then there is me… who has no clue what people are signaling, ever. I have no idea when a guy is interested lol
Walk up and say helllllllo😊
That same look from a straight guy to a woman gets us labeled as a creep.
Mind boggling indeed.
I love when Mateo pops up, I know I am going to cry/laugh.
Yeah but that only works in a gay place. Countless times I had intense eye contact with men or they literally stare or glimpse at me (to the point I wonder if something is odd about me) but then two weeks later boom you see them hand in hand with a girl. 😂
Maybe those men are bi!
@@mookthemoose520 I don‘t want you to lose hope. But I struggled a lot with the interpretation of looks/glances/eye contacts or even flirty moments I received from a lot Men and in my experience sadly in the end it never meant a thing. Even if in retrospect I rightfully felt like there was more and it rightfully wasn‘t clear if these men were straight. Mostly all of them ended up with a girl and believe me once you see them with girl, you really couldn‘t care less if they might be bi. If you feel like someone outside of gay-only-space is interested in you, pls be careful, most of the times you will lose.
I like how he says that "gay" men have this as a superpower but _men_ in general always had this skill
300 hundred thousand years of evelotion and this what it came to
Why are you homophobic? Are you really that sad that you are bothered by the love lives of other people?
I’m one of those gays that lacks this talent , I have a perpetual awkward smile all the time 😂😂
Haram
What’s that, a turkish dish? Love turkish food
"My boyfriend and I could hold conversations entirely without ever opening our mouths. He called it 'shining'."
disgusting
Why are you homophobic? Are you really that sad that you are bothered by the love lives of other people?
Real question is how did this appearon your reels when it picks up what you look at and Google.. helloooo closet
@@LexiQueenZA
Cheap tactics. The closeted-homosexual reply is so stupid that the only ones who use it are the retaded LGBT people and their supporters. There are gazillion correlations that YT algorithm could use to recommend a video of a commedian who happened to be a homosexual.
He's not wrong tbf 😂😂
Why is this So Accurate I feel Exposed 😂😂😂
It’s the gay smile for me 😂 😂
Another gay superpower is teleportation
I thought you were Noah Schnapp for a sec 😅😂
Wow, I never realized I had superpowers being gay
I really should go out more...
*i’m a pan female and this is how i became friends with my best friend who is also gay. When I saw her at school we kept making eye contact and I did the ‘Are you 🏳️🌈?’ gesture so that’s how I met my best friend*
This is insanely accurate 😂
I freaking love his humor
Never realized how wildly attractive he is.
He already had some shots... love Matteo
The most known gay superpower is that they can see the golden gates of heaven 🫤
So true! 🤣 Glad I caught your tour in Toronto, you are hilarious!
😂😂😂 Matteo is hysterical!! And true 😂😂
This power is legit the best ngl 🤭💀
Matteo is hilarious, he needs a special. Or at least what are his show dates so maybe i can buy a ticket to one of his events?
Love Matteo. So funny & really interesting. ❤
And I'm (straight) looking back at him like..."I think that dude just challenged me to a fight, gimme another beer quick!" 😡💪
Girls there catching on too us 😂😂
And don't even get me started on the Gaydar, like no matter who it is you can just tell if they're gay or not
I love how gay men and women have THE EXACT SAME SUPER POWER
You are such an amazing comedian! Thank you for the laughs! ❤🎉
Gurls who have been doing this since forever 👏👏👏
You are the most adorable guy! If only i would have met you 20 years ago!!! Thank you for all the laughs.
That superpower must’ve skipped me 😅
This guy should act in movies, they can make a film out of his character 👍
How did I not know you were on Sherri?! I love her… and you, what a perfect combo, I’m going to watch your episode now!!
My brain seroiusly said : GAYAKENISIS
There's a Brian Jordan Alvarez bit about this and it's hilarious
As a gay I can confirm this is true
When your UA-cam reels just start zigzaggin
I’ve known about “the look” since the 90’s thank you Queer As Folk ❤️
I love him! He’s so funny lol
This is too accurate tf
“He’s in med school *👀*and we’re gonna make out,Give me a shot!🥃”😂
The "Newest First" option never disappoints
He is so adorable ✨
First normal gay I've seen in a while
this is the definition of unspoken rizz
This story took a different turn this time. Maybe it was a different day at a different bar 😂
So in love with this guy.❤
Neurospicy and gay not sure if I have it in me haha
ABSOLUTELY 💯 PERCENT AGREED CORRECT!!!!;
THIS IS SO REAL! 😭
the shining is real😭
Bro has such a cool vibe tho
My best friend and i can have a full convo with eye contact 😂😂😂😂
You could look at me like that ANY time!
I can confirm, this is how gays telepathically communicate
When your pan and your getting all the signals:
🤪🥴
I could tell EXACTLY what that woman looked like by her laugh. And I was spot the fuck on
I love him!! Mateo is so cute❤❤
the zesty energy tho
for a hot second I was thinking “wait I’m gay and I can’t do this what am I missing??” and then I remembered I’m also autistic lmao
I mean hes not lying. Lol
Forgot to add: works only if you're attractive
I watched this twice. Nice smile. Very nice jawline.
If only wlw had this power. We are some of the most oblivious queers known to gay kind.
He's absolutely my favorite comedian now.