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  • @kaputmonkey
    @kaputmonkey 5 років тому +1408

    "You couldn't win this competition if you were the only one in it" - Simon Cowell LMAO!

    • @angelawilliams4239
      @angelawilliams4239 4 роки тому +24

      kaputmonkey ,😂😂....possibly Simon’s best quote ever!

    • @ErinJeanette
      @ErinJeanette 4 роки тому +8

      Probably my favorite comment 😂

    • @dracoorian3029
      @dracoorian3029 4 роки тому +8

      Lol hahahaha 😂😂. Guy I've been told I have the x factor Simon well no you haven't. What should have been said... They told you that so you end up looking like the fool on national TV.....

    • @nathanvanek6479
      @nathanvanek6479 3 роки тому +10

      j d, “in a million years.”

    • @andrewhudson7092
      @andrewhudson7092 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @monacyrus11
    @monacyrus11 5 років тому +2391

    The ppl that don’t like Simon are the kind of ppl that get offended when you tell them the truth in their face

    • @kevinkenny871
      @kevinkenny871 5 років тому +24

      _Ohhhhhhhhhhh_ *Burnt* 💣🔫
      👏👏👏
      😂😂

    • @bretone9673
      @bretone9673 5 років тому +24

      He exploits artists that get far in the show, look into it.

    • @jacobjunior3692
      @jacobjunior3692 5 років тому +5

      Aint that the truth

    • @l3gionmusic814
      @l3gionmusic814 5 років тому +15

      @Brian Landers *We're in the 21st Century.

    • @evalu3260
      @evalu3260 5 років тому +12

      Laryssa Samira ..deluded egomaniacs don’t like Simon.

  • @TheOldMainGuy
    @TheOldMainGuy 4 роки тому +986

    Simon, Sharon, and Louis are the best judge combination ever

    • @SealAngel
      @SealAngel 4 роки тому +32

      Yeah Sharon's awesome never really liked Cheryl.

    • @sissiekaylor2123
      @sissiekaylor2123 3 роки тому +1

      @@SealAngel 0àaààaaaaaàaàaaaaa££££∆∆∆££
      Pop pop pop is pop pink

    • @J26Menko.
      @J26Menko. 3 роки тому +22

      I don’t like that other judge Danni and Sheryl. I like sharon

    • @emilyjennings4552
      @emilyjennings4552 3 роки тому +2

      Amen hallelujah

    • @treyadahogan9468
      @treyadahogan9468 3 роки тому +27

      Dont forget about randy jackson

  • @sparriax3379
    @sparriax3379 4 роки тому +510

    4:44
    “What’s your definition of average?”
    Judges: “You”
    *Simon you’re contagious* 😂

  • @karmasamirr
    @karmasamirr 5 років тому +1437

    Simon: do u want me to be honest with u?
    Me: ohhh here it comes

    • @senaahasan5182
      @senaahasan5182 5 років тому +27

      "Honest" or anything with the root word "Honest" is basically Simon's bad word.

    • @sandrawest6772
      @sandrawest6772 4 роки тому +5

      Well almost always.

  • @kd678
    @kd678 5 років тому +596

    Louis: you sounded like you were in pain
    Simon: or possessed
    😂😂

  • @WarriorWomanWaWo
    @WarriorWomanWaWo 5 років тому +1501

    Why am I strangely attracted to Simon's meanness

    • @kaivokac
      @kaivokac 5 років тому +14

      Same

    • @semerehaile2473
      @semerehaile2473 5 років тому +22

      Probably have a strange fetish

    • @Monustaai
      @Monustaai 5 років тому +20

      He is refreshing

    • @WarriorWomanWaWo
      @WarriorWomanWaWo 5 років тому +44

      @@semerehaile2473 probably...maybe I just have Daddy issues lol

    • @semerehaile2473
      @semerehaile2473 5 років тому +6

      @@WarriorWomanWaWo have fun dealing with it

  • @filipferencak2717
    @filipferencak2717 4 роки тому +87

    "Why are you here?"
    "I want enormous bags of cash!"
    Legendary

    • @virgoqueen0911
      @virgoqueen0911 4 роки тому +15

      Ima start using that at job interviews 😂😂

    • @MatthewG1247
      @MatthewG1247 2 роки тому +1

      When the bank asks why you are here.

    • @Rime-ir8xr
      @Rime-ir8xr Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my god it's so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

  • @mineyyxx1001
    @mineyyxx1001 5 років тому +275

    I love how Louie looks at Simon every time before he starts laughing as if he's looking for his approval and checking his reaction lmao this is so precious 😂

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому +5

      It seems to me that he rather seeks support/confirmation as in "Guys can you believe it, do you hear it too?"😂

    • @alvaroakatico9188
      @alvaroakatico9188 2 роки тому +1

      It’s like an employee looking at the boss. That’s how I can summarize it.

  • @killdapakis
    @killdapakis 5 років тому +238

    Simon always says what all the other judges are thinking.

    • @robertotimo8504
      @robertotimo8504 5 років тому +9

      I agree at all! Bravo.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому +2

      I believe other judges also can speak for themselves as you can see even in this video.

  • @Jakeman90210
    @Jakeman90210 5 років тому +216

    You couldn’t win this competition if you were the only one in it.
    In 1 million years.

  • @NoNopeAndNo
    @NoNopeAndNo 4 роки тому +65

    Simon: How do you think that went?
    Singer: Brilliantly!
    Simon: Thought you'd say that!
    😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂

  • @alibhaiextragaming2870
    @alibhaiextragaming2870 5 років тому +1399

    Simon cowell is the best judge

  • @aufweidersehenundgutenacht2989
    @aufweidersehenundgutenacht2989 5 років тому +452

    Simon Cowell: the only judge with any backbone.

    • @carolyoung9269
      @carolyoung9269 5 років тому +26

      Louis is developing one.

    • @leondzananovic6576
      @leondzananovic6576 5 років тому +10

      Howard Stern and Piers Morgan were also very honest.

    • @katiej6172
      @katiej6172 4 роки тому +4

      Carol YOUNG Louis always has one watch the first ever episode him and Sharon were brutal more than simon

    • @kathyguinto4585
      @kathyguinto4585 4 роки тому

      What Mr cowell behaves like is a spoiled rotten brat,a damn spoiled rich kid who's accustomed to getting any and everything he wants,he seriously needs to grow the hell up!.John M Guinto

    • @missmercuryxx4997
      @missmercuryxx4997 3 роки тому +2

      He broke his backbone falling off a bike...🤣

  • @SuzetteLeierchrissy33
    @SuzetteLeierchrissy33 5 років тому +403

    Whenever I’m having a bad day I come back to this video 😂😂😂😂

  • @nishadjmuhammad6493
    @nishadjmuhammad6493 5 років тому +218

    Asswin : What is the definition of average?
    Simon & luei : you...!
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @paper3104
      @paper3104 5 років тому +13

      You put ASSwin instead of ASHwin

    • @rhysc5906
      @rhysc5906 4 роки тому +12

      Gacha mermaid uwu No no he got it right 😂

    • @artcrumble419
      @artcrumble419 4 роки тому +6

      LuEi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tate-art4574
      @tate-art4574 3 роки тому

      The spelling

  • @Kikiluya
    @Kikiluya 5 років тому +36

    Simon is the only reason I watch these. I love his brutal honesty.

  • @JazzyJ96771
    @JazzyJ96771 3 роки тому +26

    Simon's facial expressions are even funnier than the actual auditions 😂

  • @alessiomarin1218
    @alessiomarin1218 4 роки тому +48

    "You sounded like someone stepping on two cats. For, like, a minute".
    That last bit killed me lmao... just the precision of the analogy 🤣🤣

  • @ilyymona
    @ilyymona 5 років тому +74

    I *LOVE* Simon, his -honesty- savageness just brightens my day

    • @idkok777
      @idkok777 3 роки тому +1

      Heyy How'd you type that?

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому

      It's really honesty. He only becomes savage when contestants argue or they are atrocious. But he always tries to be tactful first

  • @marceibel1131
    @marceibel1131 5 років тому +279

    The guy who said: "I want enormous bags of cash", was just refreshingly different. And i really liked him.

  • @bladblad1658
    @bladblad1658 4 роки тому +11

    3 reasons why simon is the best judge:
    1.He’s honest
    2.He’s honest
    3.He’s honest

  • @miki208
    @miki208 5 років тому +345

    simon isnt mean, hes honest

    • @rockon795
      @rockon795 5 років тому +17

      Honest in a mean way

    • @guy_incognito7538
      @guy_incognito7538 4 роки тому +16

      @@rockon795 brutally honest is the term

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 4 роки тому +5

      He's both

    • @TheOldMainGuy
      @TheOldMainGuy 4 роки тому +8

      He's definitely less "mean" now but him being brutally honest in some ways actually helps people in the real world, even though he's about as brutally honest as you can get... and then there's Gordon Ramsay

    • @hacker010010101
      @hacker010010101 4 роки тому +3

      youre fucing 10 years old if you think that this is the kind of truth that is right, he is right when someone cant sing but that doesn't give him the right to insult and laugh over others

  • @At0micplayboys
    @At0micplayboys 5 років тому +169

    "It's like a cave, I never seen something so big in my life"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @QueenB_Jade
    @QueenB_Jade 5 років тому +91

    Best judge ever.

  • @cynthiachieze6412
    @cynthiachieze6412 5 років тому +78

    Simon: ...something odd happens to your voice when you sing, it's like someone is there... hahahaha

  • @spoiledmilkmine
    @spoiledmilkmine 4 роки тому +55

    4:44 I’ve never seen Simon not on the end of the judges table 😱

  • @iambored5585
    @iambored5585 5 років тому +69

    Loui: it sounded like you were in pain
    Simon: mumbles* or possessed

  • @luvnor4__
    @luvnor4__ 5 років тому +13

    I love when the judges try so hard not to laugh, but end up doing it anyways🤣

  • @kamalvarssha
    @kamalvarssha 5 років тому +66

    Does anyone else feel like Loui has got funniest face ever 🤣

  • @jazzydidi
    @jazzydidi 2 роки тому +5

    4:39
    Louie : “everything was very average”
    Ashwin : “what’s your definition of average?”
    Louie and Simon : “you”
    😭😭😭

  • @rebsthetipsyelf
    @rebsthetipsyelf 5 років тому +106

    Simon is my all time favorite

  • @SusanMinhTrangNguyen
    @SusanMinhTrangNguyen 5 років тому +89

    Simon critique of Holly Jarvis was freaking hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @salmaumar5750
      @salmaumar5750 5 років тому +15

      And terribly mean. I am ashamed to find myself repeatedly watching and really really laughing

  • @alexisburnett8673
    @alexisburnett8673 5 років тому +13

    "you sounded like you were in pain!"
    "...or possessed..."
    that killed me LOL

  • @iconicdiego7085
    @iconicdiego7085 4 роки тому +16

    I love how Louis laughs without control hahaha 😂

  • @margaretsitali6298
    @margaretsitali6298 5 років тому +39

    I love louis each time he start laughing i die lol

  • @eunicemontalvo1007
    @eunicemontalvo1007 5 років тому +659

    Like if Simon gives the best advices👍

    • @cutecats4934
      @cutecats4934 5 років тому +1

      Advices ?? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @Ray-kg2oi
      @Ray-kg2oi 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah,he is just being honest which is good,and atleast he is not lying to people

    • @tpotterr
      @tpotterr 4 роки тому +1

      The worst. He just try to entertain the people who watch this show. He never give any advice which is useful.

    • @chiarab34a41
      @chiarab34a41 4 роки тому +4

      T h r u t h h u r s t s

    • @kim6erlina
      @kim6erlina 3 роки тому +1

      maybe not advice but he is honest and does not lie to them

  • @ayianescalante3460
    @ayianescalante3460 5 років тому +17

    I love Louie and Simon’s face, trying their best not to laugh. 😆😆😆😆😆.

  • @ThatGothicChick
    @ThatGothicChick 5 років тому +123

    "I've been singing for 20 years" ....I don't think he has been singing for 20 days.

    • @awsomeedits6192
      @awsomeedits6192 5 років тому +9

      ThatGothicChick I don’t think he’s been singing for 20 hours.

    • @miguelconstantino-guzman7957
      @miguelconstantino-guzman7957 5 років тому +9

      Awsome Edits more like 20 minutes

    • @awsomeedits6192
      @awsomeedits6192 5 років тому +7

      Miguel Guzman probably not even 20 seconds.

    • @soum_v1673
      @soum_v1673 5 років тому +7

      @@awsomeedits6192 may be not even 20 milliseconds 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @awsomeedits6192
      @awsomeedits6192 5 років тому +7

      Soumya Panicker not even 20 Microseconds.

  • @LouM897
    @LouM897 4 роки тому +32

    “So, David, why are you here today?”
    *I want enormous bags of cash*
    A bit upfront but there we go... XD

  • @patrickpreston3904
    @patrickpreston3904 5 років тому +199

    Simon can roast me any day

    • @elleofhearts8471
      @elleofhearts8471 5 років тому +2

      why wait? go to r/roastme and you'll get your wish

    • @K-lg5hk
      @K-lg5hk 4 роки тому +22

      @@elleofhearts8471 Getting roasted by Simon is a little different than getting roasted by a bunch of neckbeards that live in their mom's basement.

    • @guy_incognito7538
      @guy_incognito7538 4 роки тому +2

      @@K-lg5hk lol you have me rolling 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @MichaelESC
    @MichaelESC 4 роки тому +6

    05:44 love that reaction, Simon is so not hiding his emotions, I like it.

  • @fatianoucha6694
    @fatianoucha6694 5 років тому +86

    this should be named simon cowell being honest

  • @NoleneSpinksieSpinks
    @NoleneSpinksieSpinks 4 роки тому +7

    U can literally see Simon judging you as you walk in!!! Wow, love him! I want to sing infront of him someday

  • @winterblain4742
    @winterblain4742 5 років тому +60

    I actually miss this part of Simon and this judge team

  • @dalton9871
    @dalton9871 4 роки тому +5

    When Simon said, "someone stepping on two cats" I completely lost it 💀💀

  • @karmasamirr
    @karmasamirr 5 років тому +100

    5:41 is the face I make when someone starts giving me a life lesson or an advice

  • @dreaw5641
    @dreaw5641 3 роки тому +2

    Simon is Gold!!! It’s not the same if he doesn’t give his honest opinion..Sharon is the sweetest and Louis is adorable. Best trio ever!!!

  • @slb8781
    @slb8781 5 років тому +55

    1:21 "ive been told that by people" well did you expect your dog to tell you?

  • @radi0d3m0n.-
    @radi0d3m0n.- 4 роки тому +8

    “What’s your name?”
    “Raj”
    **PTSD flashbacks from Hells Kitchen**

  • @lynda-annnomura8842
    @lynda-annnomura8842 5 років тому +21

    We all luv a strict judge😂😂😂

    • @ashleysmith8402
      @ashleysmith8402 5 років тому +2

      It would be worse if Simon was a judge in a courtroom I mean he would give longer sentences to those who commited very dangerous crimes.

  • @jamesmichaelpatino2525
    @jamesmichaelpatino2525 5 років тому +10

    Simon Cowell when judging is 👌😂

  • @igano111
    @igano111 4 роки тому +44

    When the wife of Ozzy tells you she couldn't understand what you were saying.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому

      SHARON. Also, Ozzy was drugged by his doctor and he also has a Parkinson's. But go on mock a sick man and his loyal wife.

    • @igano111
      @igano111 3 роки тому

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 I know all this stuff already and I like both Sharon and Ozzy cause they are intelligent and have a sense of humor. Take your issues elsewhere.

    • @xcardzx-1395
      @xcardzx-1395 2 роки тому

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 conspiracy theorist much

  • @emilywiebel3238
    @emilywiebel3238 4 роки тому +4

    I love Simon. Someone has to be completely honest to these people.

  • @simohammedmasbah2821
    @simohammedmasbah2821 5 років тому +6

    Simon Cowel is to X Factor what Gordon Ramsay is to Kitchen Nightmares

  • @madison4191
    @madison4191 4 роки тому +3

    Lewi: “Sounded like you were in pain”
    Simon: “or possessed.” 😆😆😆😆

  • @deonmcdaniel1826
    @deonmcdaniel1826 5 років тому +15

    Curiosity kills the cat ...I rest my case😂😂😂😂

    • @aprilsilvers381
      @aprilsilvers381 3 роки тому

      I believe this and I believe they have 9 or more lives. When I first got my cat he was so little so I didnt think it was bad to let him sit on my seat by me. He made it to my window, which was cracked. He jumped out, I saw him bounce , I pulled nm over and got him
      He did get a broken leg and the vet did tell me he would do it again. Please dont yell at me. I'm a good kitty mom Iade a very bad judgement. Hes always been a wild man

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому

      @@aprilsilvers381 Noone was actually talking about the cats though

  • @thehighground9175
    @thehighground9175 4 роки тому +8

    I'm gonna go audition for one of these shows just so Simon can roast me and whoop me back into reality.

  • @megaroo6110
    @megaroo6110 4 роки тому +30

    10:48 , farts runnin through my head

  • @perthaputton1203
    @perthaputton1203 4 роки тому +14

    Simon is sooo handsome!!

  • @zumrasahin4809
    @zumrasahin4809 5 років тому +62

    I just love Simon Cowell even tho most people hate him he has just the best humor
    Edit:Thank you guys so much for the likes 😀

  • @ElsyOO366
    @ElsyOO366 4 роки тому +2

    Simon is Soo brutally honest.
    But that's why I like him😆

  • @swizinSims
    @swizinSims 5 років тому +4

    I have seen most of these acts before, and every time and come on these videos am never over them

  • @amzieeherb1981
    @amzieeherb1981 3 роки тому +3

    I love Simon as he never sugar coats or beats around the bush and he’s usually right when it comes to vocals. Being honest is usually mistaken for being mean which is also what I go through but that’s because people prefer being lied to rather than telling them the truth. Simon is a great judge and I adore his “savage” comebacks. 😂 he makes me laugh.

  • @Sasha-mc1hc
    @Sasha-mc1hc 5 років тому +9

    These were actually hilarious😂

  • @BabyGirl-nw8is
    @BabyGirl-nw8is 3 роки тому +6

    Judges when there’s a bad audition
    Louis: immediately starts laughing; asks for a second song
    Sharon: gets a case of the giggles
    Simon: looks at them like they’re crazy then hits them with the “can I be honest with you?”
    Cheryl: 👁👄👁

  • @ellie7589
    @ellie7589 3 роки тому +3

    Lol 'what's your definition of average?' Louis and Simon: 'you'

  • @deviousmind1092
    @deviousmind1092 4 роки тому +2

    "... It was like looking into a cave" Had me dying of laughter 😂

  • @maureendoherty3051
    @maureendoherty3051 5 років тому +53

    I guess there are weird people all over the world, not just in America!!!

  • @medikondaveena1496
    @medikondaveena1496 4 роки тому +2

    Louis s confused look at 2:44 always gets me. Lol

  • @quiquiqui
    @quiquiqui 3 роки тому +1

    Love him, he's not mean, just brutally honest, which is refreshing

  • @bubblegumbabeface6629
    @bubblegumbabeface6629 5 років тому +46

    I too would like enormous bags of cash

  • @NoNopeAndNo
    @NoNopeAndNo 4 роки тому +3

    These videos are a form of therapy, it makes my delusions seem insignificant 😅

  • @Kadenlovick2004
    @Kadenlovick2004 3 роки тому +2

    5:32 how my friends look at me when I take a joke to far

  • @pennilane6019
    @pennilane6019 5 років тому +27

    Holly sounds like she's singing through her nose

    • @Writeowl
      @Writeowl 3 роки тому

      From her boots.

  • @vs52217
    @vs52217 5 років тому +14

    "Like someone stepping on two cats".

  • @katewalters210
    @katewalters210 4 роки тому +4

    "There is as much chance of you being a pop star or a rock star as me flying to the moon tomorrow morning for breakfast.
    Never gonna happen."
    Daaaaamn! This one was so cool xD xD

  • @ariesleorising9421
    @ariesleorising9421 5 років тому +3

    My cats are triggered by Simon using cat sounds as insults!!! 😻😻😻

  • @vince4403
    @vince4403 5 років тому +28

    Pause the video at 5:42 😂

  • @boki.9311
    @boki.9311 5 років тому +24

    Watching these auditions makes me question if i am saddist to get pleasure from others pain 😂😂

  • @IratePuffin
    @IratePuffin 4 роки тому +3

    Raj is the perfect example of why being nice to people to save their feelings just hurts them in the end.

    • @fainitesbarley2245
      @fainitesbarley2245 3 роки тому

      What would the £50,000 have been spent on? Seriously.

  • @haydnriley5508
    @haydnriley5508 4 роки тому +1

    simon isn’t rude, he is simply honest straight forward. thats all

  • @countrygirlxo7188
    @countrygirlxo7188 5 років тому +2

    “I’ve never seen anything so huge in my life.” 😂😂👏

  • @terencepetermccoombe7413
    @terencepetermccoombe7413 4 роки тому +1

    Is there an X Factor channel just for bad auditions?! I want one!! LMAO!

  • @Sawtje2
    @Sawtje2 5 років тому +24

    No Ariel? Come on.. xD

  • @citizent6999
    @citizent6999 5 років тому +9

    I love it when a contestant with the personality of a turnip thinks they have what it takes.

    • @ThatRasinger26
      @ThatRasinger26 4 роки тому +1

      In fairness turnips have more personality than any of these people 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @clark871
    @clark871 Рік тому +1

    simon and louie you make me smile and sharon and louis they loved your show amazing love you

  • @peachesfranciso1933
    @peachesfranciso1933 5 років тому +5

    Bruhhhh Simon be making me laugh with these comments😂❤️ love him tho❣️

  • @myopinionthanks1764
    @myopinionthanks1764 5 років тому +7

    This lifted my spirits 😂😂

  • @shantypantiess6587
    @shantypantiess6587 5 років тому +3

    Good singers: Eh I don't know how good I am.
    Bad singers: I'm pure quality!

  • @PetrifiedbyU
    @PetrifiedbyU 4 роки тому +3

    sounds like an anime line 4:52

  • @maggiea.c3790
    @maggiea.c3790 5 років тому +7

    I can't be a judge,I can't

  • @poptalks3109
    @poptalks3109 5 років тому +3

    You know that's why we love him!

  • @VeronicaValentine2236
    @VeronicaValentine2236 4 роки тому +1

    Simon isn’t mean. He’s blunt, honest, and doesn’t sugar coat things

  • @pattyp3589
    @pattyp3589 4 роки тому +1

    Simon Cowell makes these sort of shows. Even though his comments sting sometimes, they are brutally honest. It's what most of these ppl need to hear that comes from him.

  • @mariaibarra5883
    @mariaibarra5883 4 роки тому +1

    Yeah; he is. He doesn't pull any punches if you're not a top notch singer; when they're good, great, amazing; he tells them with the same enthusiasm;

  • @cheryltunmore8901
    @cheryltunmore8901 4 роки тому +3

    It was like someone stepping on two cats, for like a minute 😂 😂

  • @nicosan586
    @nicosan586 4 роки тому +1

    Simon isn't mean, he's just brutally honest and it's for the best honestly

  • @charmainechoo9815
    @charmainechoo9815 5 років тому +2

    Sometimes Simon is such a mood

  • @tinamariebabyg.7944
    @tinamariebabyg.7944 5 років тому +1

    Simon is funny ass hell!