The only realistic part of this movie is that James is a 'sweet, shy nerdy boy' who somehow also has the confidence to constantly pursue and publicly embarrass the girl he likes
Also, is this movie seriously trying to convince us that the other main guys get laid all the time? THOSE GUYS? I'm all for characters with realistic appearances but there's no way those dudes are "getting all the girls". Fuck Off Movie. 😭
i like to think that the director was rejected by a girl and a guy and is now sexist against both genders and refers to guys as sex-crazed monsters and girls as dumb sluts that don't love themselves😁
He’s SO boring. He was great in To all the boys, book is also A1 and maybe the script made him likable? Anyways, everything else he’s been in is trash.
I love how Hannah just carries around different books during the movie like that's suppose to give her character or show us that she's "different" or the "good girl".
I have never in my life seen a person read and walk. Every person I've ever known would either be too distracted to remember what they read, or fall on their fucking face
@@aerongrimm3162 I used to do it between classes but that was only a very short distance I once tried it with a longer distance and yeah I like knocked into people
Reader and walker here. Can confirm, you fall off kerbs and crash into everything. I once walk-read into an open phone box and hit my head off the opposite wall. It ain't worth it. I do it any way.
And... not to mention it's rude a f? If someone is speaking to you, especially alongside a group she (supposedly) commiserates with, sitting there with your nose in a book is the equivalent of having your nose in your phone while speaking to someone. Can not comprehend. Choosing to be distracted while in conversation is rude, unless you genuinely do not want to partake in said conversation. So, by those standards, this girl just never wants to speak to anyone.
I truly don't think I'd be able to stop laughing in his face. Like I would hold him in place and just laugh until the tears stopped before I roasted him. Though I'm not sure I'd need to cause that kind of line is definitely a self served burn
I just hate the whole "slut, whore" thing. So what somebody likes sex no need to about shame whether they are female or male BUT how they go about it is what matters.
Some men want to get sex easily for their own convenience but at the same time they do not see openly sexual women as respectable. Basically they expect women to accept to debase themselves for their penis BUT still see them as below them. It's horrifying really
@@teddybeardecomposing8045 well a slut is basically the female version of a womanizer so I don't think it's wrong as long as it's used correctly. and a whore is a prostitute
can we talk about how in the quest to instil hannahs "good girl" character they have her hold a random open book in every frame she's in? often walking as well. WHO DOES THAT? no one
Did the person who wrote this movie even go to college? I remember one of my professors got in trouble for having too many people pass their class, so they made the tests so hard that the entire class ended up failing.
At ours they want a bell curve so bad for test but half the profs are all "oh we don't want you to fail blah blah i hope everyone gets an A" but like no? You dont? Or you'll be fired lmao
Quarantine life is doing a full face of makeup, getting snatchted to the nines and then sitting at home with a bag of hoarded Doritos while you watch yet another Netflix original. I feel so validated by this video 😂
This topic is something that baffles me til no end, if women are supposed to remain virgins for the rest of their lives until marriage, and men are encouraged to have as much sex as possible, where are the men supposed to be getting the sex from? Eachother? Their uncles? Donkeys? Who?!!!?? And even still, women get shamed for being virgins as well, so it’s like men only care about a woman having sex if it’s with them, if it’s not with them they’re shamed for being too sexual or not having sex at all edit: the fact this post has so many likes....I just wanna die 😭😭😭
Christopher Brown no one??? literally people who live in religious countries grow up w religious or conservative families people in countries like malaysia south korea etc look down upon premarital sex so who is “no one”
It's the virgin/whore dichotomy. They want womankind cleanly divided, one part exists just to have sex with, but those are bad bad women, sluts, etc. The other are women in your family or from other respectable families, and they have to protect and nurture their chastity. These are women that men marry. Of course, this has been true historically. Now it's a bit more nuanced with this historical culture underlying things.
We had a whole project due at the first meeting with my law group in my first year. It had been sent via email and we were supposed to be researching in preparation for the first class... I missed it
Watch out for the psycho director of this movie. She's very defensive and all that. Cynical reviews has made a very informative video on her if you wanna know more
Jeesh, really? At one point while Kennie was talkin' I started thinking that maybe it was suppose to be satire, but as she kept talking I believe yall are correct.
Not only is there this problem with older people writing teen/coming-of-age moves but there's a continuous trend of older men writing in the perspective of young girls... yikes Also why does this noah centennial guy look like a member of 5sos per-2018
Or when women right in the eyes of young men. It's either creepy or disrespectful, this movie for example Edit: women too btw, I wasn't implying otherwise my apologizes.
This 5SOS ans like slander hurts 😂😂 but you’re right at the end those rolled jeans and keds/vans gave me major SLSP summer 5SOS vibes and it hurts so much
I find that men writing from a female perspective is ok, since it’s been around a long time and they know what not to do. Women writing from a male perspective though... the books that I’ve read. The guys are somehow all misogynist. Just look at 50 Shades and that wasn’t even from Gray’s perspective. I’ve read more problematic books written by women than I have men. But that might be because of the genres that I like to read. I draw the line at a man writing from the female perspective if it’s a romance book... that can get weird really fast.
@@shadypalmtree2989 romance novels with a teen/coming-of-age focus are really where I draw the line in the sand especially if the characters are constantly depicted as sex crazed or pining after one another (not that there's anything wrong with some teenaged angst and natural hormone responses) but some people don't know how to do it right and if I wanted filth I would've just read FREE a self insert ("y/n") fanfiction from wattpad
the professors at my college have no problem dishing out failing grades. the only thing they can ACTUALLY get in trouble for is if everyone gets an A. there's like a whole bureaucratic process they have to go through. kinda makes them want to make sure it doesn't happen at all 🤔🙄
One of my professors straight told us it's impossible to get an A in his class. I don't know how but I got one. Plenty of people with C's though. Professors don't give a shit that a lot of people their ability to attend college is dependent on high GPAs.
@@calmcuke6865 Is that a thing on US education system? Because I never heard of that. I am from Latinamerica and I have a professor that straight up refuse to fail anyone because she doesn't want to be there for finals. You would have to put actual effort in order to fail her class or just never appear at all, but everyone came out with good grades.
@@cidevant002 I'm from eastern europe and professors in my uni do this. More like they get told not to give out As too easily and some teachers are basically forbidden from giving out As to all their students(mind you, we have 15 people in a class at most + I'm in medical school, so it's highly likely that all students know the material well enough to get an A)
Adri Bruh my Grade 12 teacher once told us that she doesn’t give A’s in the first semester because it’s “just too early” ...? like no, give me an A if I deserve an A. Who cares about the time?? Ugh
In middle and high school I had teachers who said they weren't allowed to give too many 'perfect' grades because it would look suspicious, like the teacher is just handing grades out or has 'ulterior motives' for giving the student good grades lol.
Is nobody gonna talk about Noah's character literally wearing trashy clothing and looking broke while he says his dad is rich? You'd think he wears actual good quality clothing but noooo.
Also, Kennie missed this, but if Lance's father has enough money to give to Lance to offer James so he can go to Ivy League, then why isn't LANCE in Ivy League?
In some ways, that is accurate. The richest people can actually afford to look poor. Rich people can look like they slept in a dumpster, and it turns out they paid a hundred dollars to do so. Anyway, the point k want to make is, poor people have to look „respectable“ etc, rich people can look any way they want. Sorry for the rant
University is so chill compared to high school 😂. Including the fact that lots of the time, if you want an extension, you can just shoot your tutor an email, whereas in high school you need a form signed by 50 million people 😂
Looking at that frame of Hannah reading a book in the house with the women and... hmmm... interesting how the ideal, chaste, intellectual woman is also the whitest one... interesting choice there Swiped
Historically, ppl being into being pale had nothing to do with race, it was to do with wealth. It was social signal that you didn’t have to work for a living. Same as having long expensive trains on a dress or, for men, ruffles around the hands. It showed you didn’t need to go outside and you didn’t need to use your hands to do manual labor. Its a modern misconception that paleness was lauded because of race issues, which in the modern day has made it a real problem. There’s something so fundamentally arrogant about white foke thinking that it’s to do with our skin colour being perceived as ‘better’ by society. When most often it’s still just a signifier of wealth. The wealth gap is the real nemeses.
Community college classes and professors CAN be like that tbh Depends on who you end up with and where you are. I've had annoying professors who run their classes like a fiefdom. As for the failing everyone thing? In California even a tenured professor can lose their job over that shit because it shows they're failing to do their job. Being tough is fine but failing more than 50% of the class will cause them to lose income lol
That's what external examiners are for though. If the whole class fails through extremely obvious lack of effort then there might be an investigation into the class, like lesson observations and an examination of the curriculum, extra attention shown to student module evaluations etc., but if it turns out the whole class just didn't want to try and the lecturer wasn't in any way unpleasant or unreasonable? Not gonna be the lecturer's issue. If anything, the students themselves might be pulled up for it
The “hey teach” at 13:06 legit made me LOL. Like idk what college or uni y’all went to but we do NOT address professors that way lmaoo usually the prof will introduce themselves and tell you how they like to be addressed: either Dr. ______ OR their first name, never have I ever heard “teach” lmao I’ve only ever heard someone say “hey prof” ONCE and even then people, including my prof, gave that person a weird look like “uhm you can call me Dr. ___” LOL another one of my profs also said once “please do not call me Mrs. because I worked too hard on my degree so call me *her first name*” 😂😂😂 that just made me laugh
This movie would be so much better If one of the girls got super pissed off at the guys using her, and the movie turns to a murder mystery where the girl goes on the app and kills the people who made her mad, using the anonymous nature of the app to hide herself from authorities.
For that last bit with Noah I thought you were gonna say "super confusingly Lance wanted to be in a relationship with" and I deadass thought it was gonna be the guy he was talking to and I was about to scream Boi You Gay Now!?😂but then I got disappointed when you said Rachel
10:54 I did have a professor who’s number one rule was “students will not cross their legs and arms” and she would actively stop the class and would berate the student who did. She was the worse and I dropped her class after a month.
kennie jd saying "it isss what it issss" has such "aint that just the way" energy from greg from over the garden wall,,, is that just me? i binged it during the early days of quarantine
I had exactly one professor in all of college who assigned work before class started. What was even worse was she put the assignment in one inconspicuous link at the bottom of the generic website where nothing else had been changed from the template, including lorem ipsum text!! And she got pissed that people didn't know about the assignment! I made sure I didn't NEED the class, dropped it within one week, and the professor was gone next semester, lol. So no, that ain't normal.
OMG, be careful! This is that film where the director was going around harassing content creators and filing take-down notices! She was being so messy and petty! 🤣
There is nothing on this planet that can be more confusing disgusting and cringey than hot gimmick. Dont you remember ol' incel hair saying "LeT mE dO yOu RaW!"?
I'm still in college and the most a teacher has ever cared is when students are on their phone during class but I have deadass seen students have full conversations during class and not get told anything 💀
I really need to see Kennie get heated at this movie: Wolf Girl and Black Prince it is the most toxic movie I have ever seen and I can totally imagine you just sitting in a moment of silence for how stupid this movie is.
Yess i saw the anime like wtf? Who... How ? The hell ... There's a actual film for it? 😒 even tho when i was a masochist when i was a teenager but like.... Hmmm nah hell nah
I stopped reading the manga after 10 chapters or so coz I was like..girl...you are going to like this type of trash of a human??? willingly????? I am out
Didn't watch the movie or read anything about it but I read the synopsis and was like.....okay!? The only reason I searched the story is because it has Kento Yamazaki in the live action tsndfgndng
can you review "I feel pretty" because I still don't understand how that made it out of production? They took a wholesome concept and made it so cheap and awkward.
My really old Auntie picked that movie so I suffered so that she could have a fun night out & I had mentally blocked out that that movie existed until your comment.
Me and my sister have watched this more times than is healthy, and will randomly text "bimbo flyin' somebody catch her!" to each other to catch each other off guard
The only time college professors give a damn is when its upper division xD I have a 101 professor say "you dont have to show up for the rest of the semester. Heres a 50 page packet due at the end of the semester"
Lol I thought this was about The Perfect Date and it took me half the video to realize this was not the same thing. You could probably make a mashup of all the Noah Centineo movies and still come out with one singular consistent Noah Centineo character
Girl please watch ‘Everything, Everything’ with Amandla Stenberg. My friends forced me to watch it in theaters and it was so bad! Everyone in the theater left mad as hell!😂😂
I feel you when you say that professors don't give out work before you meet them, but when I started college as a freshman my first professor actually assigned a quize a week before class started. My other professors also assigned homework a few days or a week before class started...
At the end when you were describing which couples got together, I was VERY confused yet excited when you played a clip of Lance talking to another boy, I was expecting you to say he unexpectedly realised his bisexuality
Long time viewer, first time commentator here ; I just wanna mention how amazing and impressive it is that you transitioned from a mostly korean culture/ beauty youtuber, to beauty/ movie commentary/ singer(?) /everything else youtuber. Many people have tried and failed at expanding and evolving their content , but you managed to do it so smoothly while widening your viewership. Its a testament to how great your personality (and content) is. Anyways, just showing some appreciation, keep it up girl!
I'm currently in college and everything you say is so true!! different experiences but still same tale, this movie looks more like a high school movie, but even then teachers aren't like that ..... dang lol
Kennie does the job for me of reviewing movies in their negative light. We all know how to say good things about movies, but how about their bad qualities that we sometimes don't notice
girl, i found your chanel today and ive already watched most of your bad movies reviews and i would like to tell you, youre so funny and you definitely deserve more views! btw love all of your make ups!
Did the writer of this movie ever go to college? I feel like they got everything wrong. There was one class where we had work assigned before the first meeting, but it was a junior/senior level class, not a freshman one.
YESSS!! That sort of explains the whole Christmas break and then coming back cause I will out myself and say I've been to 3 colleges and when fall and spring semester end so does the class. Which means there shouldn't be a Christmas break in an ordinary college line up especially for a FRESHMAN.... I am only using caps cause no one else has mentioned or Kennie herself and when I watched the movie while still in college and having finished a semester while being on Break only to see that foolishness on top of all the other stupidity I knew it was more crap. My fix to it is let it be Thanksgiving. Maybe not the most acknowledge holiday but it would make the most sense in terms of college since there would still be a couple classes after that before finals.
The woman who directed this movie is gross.
What did she do
@@baebee437 she can't take criticism so she's been striking a lot of youtubers who talk about her movie and/or sending them emails.
@@lovetomb5424 woah, what? she's trash.
@@lovetomb5424 Oh, she's one of THOSE people. I hate fake-strikers because they can end up getting a channel deleted if they try hard enough
She harassed a literal teenager for criticizing her movie. She's nuts.
The only realistic part of this movie is that James is a 'sweet, shy nerdy boy' who somehow also has the confidence to constantly pursue and publicly embarrass the girl he likes
And I don’t mean to be rude but he’s also giving me Steven Universe’s neck vibes
@@houseofmalice6952 steven universes NECK?!?!? 😂😂😂😂 turn your internet in here please
Also, is this movie seriously trying to convince us that the other main guys get laid all the time? THOSE GUYS? I'm all for characters with realistic appearances but there's no way those dudes are "getting all the girls". Fuck Off Movie. 😭
What's nerdy in 2022? Having a switch and playing Pokemon? Or seeing the new Spiderman movie in theaters?
Those are the makings of a cool kid tbh 🤣
@@samf.s8786 Literally. This writer is so stuck in 90s trends of stereotypes and misogyny.
“Straight People Discover Grindr - The Movie”
Wait Grindr is just for hookups? I thought ur was Tinder but gay oof
@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 "Skam" made me believe that
Excuse me while I go laugh in a corner for a while
Straight People Discover Grindr 2 - The Comments Section
@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 oh yeah tinder is def where you will find the love of your life ???
LMAO! Noah said he cut his hair off specifically so he would stop getting offered these type of roles. Even he knows enough is enough lmao!
ma’am you are so pretty i-
@@idklmao8214 right 😭
Damn, he looks good with short hair, too. wtf
Really? Lol. Can he not turn these movies down if they’re offering the role or is that out of his hands?
@@wonderlust1308 Well his manager probably makes most of his acting decisions
The director of this movie was probably rejected by someone back in high-school and just couldn't let go
Yep
i like to think that the director was rejected by a girl and a guy and is now sexist against both genders and refers to guys as sex-crazed monsters and girls as dumb sluts that don't love themselves😁
shadow phoenix sounds pretty accurate
The director is a girl PLSS 😭😭😭
@@kissmyflatbrownass somehow makes more sense
“Invite your 5 year old cousin to sign up”
Im sorry...HWHAT?😐
HHHHWHAT???? wtf I couldn't get past that
EXACTLY
'' no age restrictions'' on a hook up app... what in the holy fuc-
**epstein tingz**
Noah plays the same EXACT character for every role.
The only movies I like with him in them are the To all boys movies but it has nothing to do with him
Cause the white teens think he's attractive
Male Hilary duff🤣🤣
He’s SO boring. He was great in To all the boys, book is also A1 and maybe the script made him likable? Anyways, everything else he’s been in is trash.
CalmCuke 👀.🍵
I love how Hannah just carries around different books during the movie like that's suppose to give her character or show us that she's "different" or the "good girl".
Book=morals in movie world
I have never in my life seen a person read and walk. Every person I've ever known would either be too distracted to remember what they read, or fall on their fucking face
@@aerongrimm3162 I used to do it between classes but that was only a very short distance I once tried it with a longer distance and yeah I like knocked into people
Reader and walker here. Can confirm, you fall off kerbs and crash into everything. I once walk-read into an open phone box and hit my head off the opposite wall. It ain't worth it. I do it any way.
And... not to mention it's rude a f? If someone is speaking to you, especially alongside a group she (supposedly) commiserates with, sitting there with your nose in a book is the equivalent of having your nose in your phone while speaking to someone. Can not comprehend. Choosing to be distracted while in conversation is rude, unless you genuinely do not want to partake in said conversation.
So, by those standards, this girl just never wants to speak to anyone.
The directer of this movie has been harassing people who criticized this movie. So get ready for some screaming.
Wow the likes. Thanks
If she knows what's best for her, she'll sit there and eat her food
@@shinyasora11022171999 her*
@@ChristianBradley-g1j Ah shit, my bad let me fix my comment. Thanks for letting me know 💖
Yeah and tried to used this movie to rEdIrEcT her career from being an attorney
@@medioreblatherskite She was an attorney?? Maybe it's better that she left then I'd her judgement's that bad
If a dude non ironically told me, “I’m obsolete” I would slap him
I'd make him obsolete.
😆
As you should
I truly don't think I'd be able to stop laughing in his face. Like I would hold him in place and just laugh until the tears stopped before I roasted him. Though I'm not sure I'd need to cause that kind of line is definitely a self served burn
I'd ask the guy is he ever actually got touched by a woman he didn't have to pay for.
“I gained five pounds and made a twitch”
Sounds productive to me
Becky please stop. We're starting to get worried. Even they yust said omg, they never say anything remotely "offensive"
@I am Jin's mirror I know right
James: All women are queens!!!!
Lance: If she Breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOT!
Also James: Hmm mabye a little
I hate that guy. He's one of those misogynistic "nice" guys
A,K,A.
Simp
vs
Misogynist
"Noah Centineverbeeninagoodmovie" 💀💀💀💀
I’ve never in my life heard someone address a teacher as “teach” and they guy in the backgrounds reaction made me laugh
Can we talk about the double standard that is expecting women to give any men sex without standards, and calling us sluts if we do have sex?
I just hate the whole "slut, whore" thing. So what somebody likes sex no need to about shame whether they are female or male BUT how they go about it is what matters.
Some men want to get sex easily for their own convenience but at the same time they do not see openly sexual women as respectable. Basically they expect women to accept to debase themselves for their penis BUT still see them as below them. It's horrifying really
@@teddybeardecomposing8045 well a slut is basically the female version of a womanizer so I don't think it's wrong as long as it's used correctly. and a whore is a prostitute
I think it’s only bad if they know they are being a home wrecker or like spreading STDs when they know they have them.
And you’re a prude if you don’t.
I had a look and the lady who made this movie also made another movie called “marriage material”
I don’t think I need to say anything more
😂😂
No no, say more, I want to be enraged
Sounds like "pick me" energy to me.
😂😂😂
The title is laughable on its own!
“Noah Centineverbeeninagoodmovoe” I’m 💀
😂😂
😂😂 Best Comment
To All The Boys I've Loved Before was pretty good. He was in that, right? Or was that a fever dream?
@@renno2679 I agree, it was pretty good.
can we talk about how in the quest to instil hannahs "good girl" character they have her hold a random open book in every frame she's in? often walking as well. WHO DOES THAT? no one
Noah Centanesto just needs to stop agreeing to do Netflix movies
Psh he's not gonna stop collecting those checks xD
“Centanesto” 😭😭☠️
Ana Rose centanopolis
Noah Cantilope.
𝙽𝚘𝚊𝚑 𝙲𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚞𝚜
This is white people's form of a Tyler Perry movie.
Ohhhhh yess
😭😭😭
Loegoe who is Tyler Perry?
Underrated comment...
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Free names for Noah:
Noah Centimeter
Noah Sentimental
Noah Cemetary
Noah Centennial
Noah Centipedle
Noah Secented-Mayo
Noah Cents-Dinero
Noah Centaur-DudeBro
Noah Centric-Ego
Noah Censored-Bagel
Noah Centrifugal
...I googled some words
To add: No offence....tineo
centipede
Give this kid a Tony
This is pure gold
Noah centinoodle
"So she's happy now because she's back with the man that left her for a younger woman"💀💀
Did the person who wrote this movie even go to college? I remember one of my professors got in trouble for having too many people pass their class, so they made the tests so hard that the entire class ended up failing.
Same thing happened to a whole major at my school lol
What? How does that work? Was the professor just not grading properly or something?
At ours they want a bell curve so bad for test but half the profs are all "oh we don't want you to fail blah blah i hope everyone gets an A" but like no? You dont? Or you'll be fired lmao
@Ray S. wow. Only when he said something to the president's son he was fired but everyone else's voices didnt matter. Unjust.
My art teacher got in trouble for that in high school so I know college is definitely better at breaking students!🤦🏾♀️
“Why is this class in a shoe box” 😂😂😂
Quarantine life is doing a full face of makeup, getting snatchted to the nines and then sitting at home with a bag of hoarded Doritos while you watch yet another Netflix original. I feel so validated by this video 😂
That pretty much sums it up, yeah
I just have a few words to say to this movie, * clears throat *
*"BIMBO FLYIN SOMEBODY CATCH HER!"*
“Prince Abu-bu” is my favorite line from Aladdin. 😂😂😂😂 Jafar was hella petty. 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
He's one of my favourite villains along with Dr Facilier because of the pizzazz and the vibes
That is the funniest part
"Swiped" sounds like if someone made a Dora the Explorer movie told from Swiper's perspective. Would probably be a way better movie, too.
This topic is something that baffles me til no end, if women are supposed to remain virgins for the rest of their lives until marriage, and men are encouraged to have as much sex as possible, where are the men supposed to be getting the sex from? Eachother? Their uncles? Donkeys? Who?!!!?? And even still, women get shamed for being virgins as well, so it’s like men only care about a woman having sex if it’s with them, if it’s not with them they’re shamed for being too sexual or not having sex at all
edit: the fact this post has so many likes....I just wanna die 😭😭😭
cєєítrus exactly
Christopher Brown no one??? literally people who live in religious countries grow up w religious or conservative families people in countries like malaysia south korea etc look down upon premarital sex so who is “no one”
PressHeartTo Continue exactly, people very much still care about ‘purity’. That’s why ‘purity culture’ exists.
@@surreallou3221 No one is talking about your religion, they're talking about the attitude and conversations of the general public
It's the virgin/whore dichotomy. They want womankind cleanly divided, one part exists just to have sex with, but those are bad bad women, sluts, etc. The other are women in your family or from other respectable families, and they have to protect and nurture their chastity. These are women that men marry. Of course, this has been true historically. Now it's a bit more nuanced with this historical culture underlying things.
We had a whole project due at the first meeting with my law group in my first year. It had been sent via email and we were supposed to be researching in preparation for the first class... I missed it
wow i didn’t know you watched her lana lol.
Watch out for the psycho director of this movie. She's very defensive and all that. Cynical reviews has made a very informative video on her if you wanna know more
esmé o what is a called?
@@caidyb.484 Just type in "cynical reviews swiped"
Oh gosh, I feel sorry for her friends & fam.
Jeesh, really? At one point while Kennie was talkin' I started thinking that maybe it was suppose to be satire, but as she kept talking I believe yall are correct.
Kennie: " You said u only had 2hrs of sleep? I only blinked twice today. "
⚰⚰⚰😂
Kennie deadass looks empty on the inside and I haven't seen that pain since Thankskilling. Thank you for your sacrifice sis
Let's keep it 69
“Noah Centi-Nemo” there ya go
Kendall talking about how unrealistic the college setting is has such big ‘back in my day’ energy.
it def does 💀 "back in my day" lool
She was in college literally a few years ago...
@@calmcuke6865 Yeah and that why it's so funny to me 😂 ( + she is right about the whole thing lol)
CalmCuke i know?😂
I literally went to college in another country and professors didn't micromanage us like that
I love how pissed the black man in the back is at 13:01
only good part of the film haha
😂😂😂😂
If I was in this movie I'd have the same expression
Not only is there this problem with older people writing teen/coming-of-age moves but there's a continuous trend of older men writing in the perspective of young girls... yikes
Also why does this noah centennial guy look like a member of 5sos per-2018
Or when women right in the eyes of young men. It's either creepy or disrespectful, this movie for example
Edit: women too btw, I wasn't implying otherwise my apologizes.
He looks more like 2011 5sos Luke but not anywhere near 2018 5sos
This 5SOS ans like slander hurts 😂😂 but you’re right at the end those rolled jeans and keds/vans gave me major SLSP summer 5SOS vibes and it hurts so much
I find that men writing from a female perspective is ok, since it’s been around a long time and they know what not to do. Women writing from a male perspective though... the books that I’ve read. The guys are somehow all misogynist. Just look at 50 Shades and that wasn’t even from Gray’s perspective. I’ve read more problematic books written by women than I have men. But that might be because of the genres that I like to read. I draw the line at a man writing from the female perspective if it’s a romance book... that can get weird really fast.
@@shadypalmtree2989 romance novels with a teen/coming-of-age focus are really where I draw the line in the sand especially if the characters are constantly depicted as sex crazed or pining after one another (not that there's anything wrong with some teenaged angst and natural hormone responses) but some people don't know how to do it right and if I wanted filth I would've just read FREE a self insert ("y/n") fanfiction from wattpad
Kennie: It izzzz what it izzzz
No one at all:
Me: *nodding* IT IZZZZ WHAT IT IZZZZ 🥴🥴
the professors at my college have no problem dishing out failing grades. the only thing they can ACTUALLY get in trouble for is if everyone gets an A. there's like a whole bureaucratic process they have to go through. kinda makes them want to make sure it doesn't happen at all 🤔🙄
One of my professors straight told us it's impossible to get an A in his class. I don't know how but I got one. Plenty of people with C's though. Professors don't give a shit that a lot of people their ability to attend college is dependent on high GPAs.
@@calmcuke6865 Is that a thing on US education system? Because I never heard of that. I am from Latinamerica and I have a professor that straight up refuse to fail anyone because she doesn't want to be there for finals. You would have to put actual effort in order to fail her class or just never appear at all, but everyone came out with good grades.
@@cidevant002 I'm from eastern europe and professors in my uni do this. More like they get told not to give out As too easily and some teachers are basically forbidden from giving out As to all their students(mind you, we have 15 people in a class at most + I'm in medical school, so it's highly likely that all students know the material well enough to get an A)
Adri Bruh my Grade 12 teacher once told us that she doesn’t give A’s in the first semester because it’s “just too early” ...? like no, give me an A if I deserve an A. Who cares about the time?? Ugh
In middle and high school I had teachers who said they weren't allowed to give too many 'perfect' grades because it would look suspicious, like the teacher is just handing grades out or has 'ulterior motives' for giving the student good grades lol.
Is nobody gonna talk about Noah's character literally wearing trashy clothing and looking broke while he says his dad is rich? You'd think he wears actual good quality clothing but noooo.
Also, Kennie missed this, but if Lance's father has enough money to give to Lance to offer James so he can go to Ivy League, then why isn't LANCE in Ivy League?
Have you seen that one dude in the pentatonix?
@@christopherbrown2706 probably doesn't wanna be
In some ways, that is accurate. The richest people can actually afford to look poor. Rich people can look like they slept in a dumpster, and it turns out they paid a hundred dollars to do so. Anyway, the point k want to make is, poor people have to look „respectable“ etc, rich people can look any way they want.
Sorry for the rant
2:27 I was SOOO ready for “Centinegro”. Keep us on our toes.
Lmaooooo I'm so mad she missed the opportunity 😭😭 reminds me of a Filipino/black friend in hs that called himself the filinegro 😭
I was waiting for Centinoodle.
University is so chill compared to high school 😂. Including the fact that lots of the time, if you want an extension, you can just shoot your tutor an email, whereas in high school you need a form signed by 50 million people 😂
Looking at that frame of Hannah reading a book in the house with the women and... hmmm... interesting how the ideal, chaste, intellectual woman is also the whitest one... interesting choice there Swiped
Nothing like the hypersexualization of women of colour
And the way she's sitting, apart from them and above them kinda gives me the creeps if I'm being honest
@@hermionegranger9965 omfg I didn’t even think about that
Historically, ppl being into being pale had nothing to do with race, it was to do with wealth. It was social signal that you didn’t have to work for a living. Same as having long expensive trains on a dress or, for men, ruffles around the hands. It showed you didn’t need to go outside and you didn’t need to use your hands to do manual labor. Its a modern misconception that paleness was lauded because of race issues, which in the modern day has made it a real problem. There’s something so fundamentally arrogant about white foke thinking that it’s to do with our skin colour being perceived as ‘better’ by society. When most often it’s still just a signifier of wealth. The wealth gap is the real nemeses.
that made me mad ngl
Kennie, your thumbnail is low key terrifying. Like he’s lurking behind you and threatening the life of your future pets.
The Noah Centineo Netflix Universe is one of the worst universes going around.
Carley Rose Coronavirus should move there
Corona came from there
Why is it that the moment you start putting your makeup on it’s instantly the most flattering and beautiful thing I’ve seen??!?!
I just want to know the kind of contract Noah has signed with netflix because whewwww we all need a break
FabCakes Haha. Can he at least play a different role?
@@kb-ey2vc I half expected to see him be in this movie, I was majorly suprised to see he didn't end up with james
Community college classes and professors CAN be like that tbh
Depends on who you end up with and where you are. I've had annoying professors who run their classes like a fiefdom.
As for the failing everyone thing? In California even a tenured professor can lose their job over that shit because it shows they're failing to do their job. Being tough is fine but failing more than 50% of the class will cause them to lose income lol
That's what external examiners are for though. If the whole class fails through extremely obvious lack of effort then there might be an investigation into the class, like lesson observations and an examination of the curriculum, extra attention shown to student module evaluations etc., but if it turns out the whole class just didn't want to try and the lecturer wasn't in any way unpleasant or unreasonable? Not gonna be the lecturer's issue. If anything, the students themselves might be pulled up for it
“Bimbo flying. Somebody catch her” 🤨😐🚶🏽♀️🚶🏽♀️🚶🏽♀️
🤣🤣
they said that just so they could FEEL like they made Animal House but not talented enough to do so
So like a reversed “The Perfect Date”? I’ve watched like 5 Netflix movies and he’s in all of them 😂
5:58 hold up...is that Kalani from Dance Moms and Amy Duncan from Good Luck Charlie?!?
Yo it really is. I haven't seen her in a minute so glad that she is still acting
The “hey teach” at 13:06 legit made me LOL. Like idk what college or uni y’all went to but we do NOT address professors that way lmaoo usually the prof will introduce themselves and tell you how they like to be addressed: either Dr. ______ OR their first name, never have I ever heard “teach” lmao I’ve only ever heard someone say “hey prof” ONCE and even then people, including my prof, gave that person a weird look like “uhm you can call me Dr. ___” LOL another one of my profs also said once “please do not call me Mrs. because I worked too hard on my degree so call me *her first name*” 😂😂😂 that just made me laugh
Why is this Noah guy always in the Netflix coming-of-age films? He’s getting typecast and not for a good thing 😅
"The type of first relationship you're gonna use as a bad example for the rest of your life"
Guess he needs to pay the bills🤷🏻♀️
This movie would be so much better If one of the girls got super pissed off at the guys using her, and the movie turns to a murder mystery where the girl goes on the app and kills the people who made her mad, using the anonymous nature of the app to hide herself from authorities.
Ohhh! That's a great twist!
@@somabalestra1131 why thank you!
they should hire you instead of the amateurs
@@itzjusnaz I'm flattered, thank you!
For that last bit with Noah I thought you were gonna say "super confusingly Lance wanted to be in a relationship with" and I deadass thought it was gonna be the guy he was talking to and I was about to scream Boi You Gay Now!?😂but then I got disappointed when you said Rachel
Same
lmao I thought that she was going to say that too
Same
OMG SAME
I love that the thumbnail makes it look like Noah Centforacocacola is creeping over your shoulder 😂
He walks into class with lipstick smudged on.... like .... that much lipstick
He is on denial 🤣
Gift Amethyst maybe it was recently applied lipstick...?
He was making out with Miranda sings 😂
😂😂😂😂
10:54 I did have a professor who’s number one rule was “students will not cross their legs and arms” and she would actively stop the class and would berate the student who did. She was the worse and I dropped her class after a month.
The thumbnail had me thinking you have Noah at your house and yall reacted together 💀 I need sleep
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Had to do a double take like hold awn
Somebody need to tag him in these so he can see what his poor decisions are doing to people
kennie jd saying "it isss what it issss" has such "aint that just the way" energy from greg from over the garden wall,,, is that just me? i binged it during the early days of quarantine
I only ever watch over the garden wall when it's Halloween season
"we're all floundering, Sarah"
Okay, ouch. But yes. I did only blink twice last night.
"Noah Centineverbeeninagoodmovie"
"Noah Centumbu"
"Noah Centimidoodle"
"Noah Nambadabadoo"
...and you said that you wouldn't be witty. 🤣👍
Please review Carmen: A Hip Hopera, it’s peak Beyoncé acting.
4udumn it’s so bad lol
I'm sorry did you just say hip hopera as in hip hop opera
Yes!!!!
I'm sorry but WHAT
Dixie White yes! It’s so bad but soo good
“there’s no age restriction, give it to your five year old cousin if you want”
...😐 wellll, that’s gonna be it for me folks
Am I the only one who thought that Noah centineo was actually behind her peering over her shoulder in the thumbnail bc ummmm THAT TERRIFIED ME
I had exactly one professor in all of college who assigned work before class started. What was even worse was she put the assignment in one inconspicuous link at the bottom of the generic website where nothing else had been changed from the template, including lorem ipsum text!! And she got pissed that people didn't know about the assignment! I made sure I didn't NEED the class, dropped it within one week, and the professor was gone next semester, lol. So no, that ain't normal.
OMG, be careful! This is that film where the director was going around harassing content creators and filing take-down notices! She was being so messy and petty! 🤣
“Who’s throwing it back on James?”
I’m started CRYIN
You should watch "Angus thongs and perfect snogging" its literally the epitome of cringe and super british
That's awfully great film 😂
As a brit, I take no responsibility for that film,,, I have never seen any of the things in that film in real life
Is it based off of a book? Because that entire book series was in my elementary school’s library. A “sex god” book series. In a children’s library.
A whole bundle of second hand embarrassment
@@panicontheargo7034 Yeah the book series is way better than the movie.
I never thought watching some one put on makeup while talking about bad movies would be so amazingly interesting, yet here I am on the third one.
Please review “a wife’s worst nightmare” by lifetime! The plot gives hot gimmick a run for its money!
The title itself makes me uncomfortable! *nervous laughter*
There is nothing on this planet that can be more confusing disgusting and cringey than hot gimmick. Dont you remember ol' incel hair saying "LeT mE dO yOu RaW!"?
Oh no honey, nothing beats the incestic things happening here and there in hot gimmick
I think every lifetime movie is considered a bad movie. I don’t even think she needs to do a video on any one of them because they’re all the same
No! Are you serious?
I'm still in college and the most a teacher has ever cared is when students are on their phone during class but I have deadass seen students have full conversations during class and not get told anything 💀
Ann Deborah Fishman- writer, director, producer... and she is actually an older white woman... good call kennie! LOL
Ashley Brown and serial online harasser.
She sounds like someone who would make this type of movie.
“Virgin” is like saying “You’re *insert what someone called you*” but you actually weren’t insulted.
I really need to see Kennie get heated at this movie: Wolf Girl and Black Prince it is the most toxic movie I have ever seen and I can totally imagine you just sitting in a moment of silence for how stupid this movie is.
Yess i saw the anime like wtf? Who... How ? The hell ... There's a actual film for it? 😒 even tho when i was a masochist when i was a teenager but like.... Hmmm nah hell nah
... That's an anime, isn't it??? There's a movie??? I'm so confused...
Yoooooo i couldnt even get through the anime, it's awful. Don't read Haou Airen either, it's so damn awful and gross.
I stopped reading the manga after 10 chapters or so coz I was like..girl...you are going to like this type of trash of a human??? willingly????? I am out
Didn't watch the movie or read anything about it but I read the synopsis and was like.....okay!? The only reason I searched the story is because it has Kento Yamazaki in the live action tsndfgndng
Kennies experience of college is almost exactly like mine so the movie definitely doesn't show a different college but just not a college 😂😂
can you review "I feel pretty" because I still don't understand how that made it out of production? They took a wholesome concept and made it so cheap and awkward.
My really old Auntie picked that movie so I suffered so that she could have a fun night out & I had mentally blocked out that that movie existed until your comment.
Isn’t that with Amy Schumer?? I feel like her producing it tells you everything you need to know lol
Omg YES! It actually did the opposite of empowerment. So bad.
Me and my sister have watched this more times than is healthy, and will randomly text "bimbo flyin' somebody catch her!" to each other to catch each other off guard
Your "disclaimers" always kill me
Are you allowed to do that with disclaimers
Kennie: We're all floundering Sarah.
Me: The hell did I do fam?!
hehehe
The only time college professors give a damn is when its upper division xD I have a 101 professor say "you dont have to show up for the rest of the semester. Heres a 50 page packet due at the end of the semester"
Lol I thought this was about The Perfect Date and it took me half the video to realize this was not the same thing. You could probably make a mashup of all the Noah Centineo movies and still come out with one singular consistent Noah Centineo character
Girl please watch ‘Everything, Everything’ with Amandla Stenberg. My friends forced me to watch it in theaters and it was so bad! Everyone in the theater left mad as hell!😂😂
She really should watch it
M Fuentes the sun is also a star is WAAAAAY worse like i gaged
Is that the one with the nazis?
Amandla is so talented by always gets cast in the dumbest films.
Nevermind sorry
I feel you when you say that professors don't give out work before you meet them, but when I started college as a freshman my first professor actually assigned a quize a week before class started. My other professors also assigned homework a few days or a week before class started...
I felt the bored/stress eating on a SPIRITUAL LEVEL.
At the end when you were describing which couples got together, I was VERY confused yet excited when you played a clip of Lance talking to another boy, I was expecting you to say he unexpectedly realised his bisexuality
I feel like genuinely all of Noah’s movies could have a spot in this series. If not for production quality, content for sure.
The perfect date is personally my fave horrible movie of his. The way everyone forgives him for no reason at the end is funny as
12:03 “you said you only had two hours of sleep? well I only blinked twice today” 💀💀
THE BLACK GUY SNDHHSHWWNM🤣DEAD
wow the first part of this video really gave me flashbacks to how the first week of quarantine went lol, its weird how much changed
I will never get sick of folks dragging this movie and I'm so glad you finally did 😭😭😭
Long time viewer, first time commentator here ; I just wanna mention how amazing and impressive it is that you transitioned from a mostly korean culture/ beauty youtuber, to beauty/ movie commentary/ singer(?) /everything else youtuber. Many people have tried and failed at expanding and evolving their content , but you managed to do it so smoothly while widening your viewership. Its a testament to how great your personality (and content) is. Anyways, just showing some appreciation, keep it up girl!
High budget UA-cam movie. Yes it does have that look.
I'm currently in college and everything you say is so true!! different experiences but still same tale, this movie looks more like a high school movie, but even then teachers aren't like that ..... dang lol
Kennie does the job for me of reviewing movies in their negative light.
We all know how to say good things about movies, but how about their bad qualities that we sometimes don't notice
Have you heard of Tusk? It's a movie about a man turning into a walrus.
Just thought you should know!
*Noah Centi-Never-Been-In-A-Good-Movie*
I WHEEZED
girl, i found your chanel today and ive already watched most of your bad movies reviews and i would like to tell you, youre so funny and you definitely deserve more views! btw love all of your make ups!
Did the writer of this movie ever go to college? I feel like they got everything wrong. There was one class where we had work assigned before the first meeting, but it was a junior/senior level class, not a freshman one.
YESSS!! That sort of explains the whole Christmas break and then coming back cause I will out myself and say I've been to 3 colleges and when fall and spring semester end so does the class. Which means there shouldn't be a Christmas break in an ordinary college line up especially for a FRESHMAN.... I am only using caps cause no one else has mentioned or Kennie herself and when I watched the movie while still in college and having finished a semester while being on Break only to see that foolishness on top of all the other stupidity I knew it was more crap.
My fix to it is let it be Thanksgiving. Maybe not the most acknowledge holiday but it would make the most sense in terms of college since there would still be a couple classes after that before finals.
Noah's character: hur hur we can't tell mOmMy?
Also Noah's character: literally pushes a girl out of his window to hide her from his dad