'Excruciatingly Painful Palm Tattoos' Flash Challenge Preview | Ink Master: Season 8

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  • @andriab8517
    @andriab8517 6 років тому +8847

    Something that really pissed me off was that none of the canvases listened to the artists. Color will not stick, none of the artists have a palm tattoo, what were they thinking?

    • @supmaidoods8753
      @supmaidoods8753 5 років тому +393

      Right, some people are too ignorant and right now I bet all the color is gone 🤦

    • @mariex8168
      @mariex8168 5 років тому +67

      They were probably fine with it fading... Then they can get it covered or something different or get it removed later.

    • @hereisahuman5977
      @hereisahuman5977 5 років тому +92

      @@mariex8168 Fair point, but the pain might stop them from redoing it over and over again. It's a lot of work for something that shouldn't of been an issue.

    • @sweetiegracie1630
      @sweetiegracie1630 5 років тому +43

      You literally just have to google images of palm tattoos to know they can’t be in color

    • @hereisahuman5977
      @hereisahuman5977 5 років тому +3

      @@sweetiegracie1630 Right?

  • @lainiepicklesimer2067
    @lainiepicklesimer2067 4 роки тому +5918

    “It says something when there are eight tattooists in a room and not a single one of them has their palms tattooed.” That should alert the people being tattooed to listen to the tattooists on their advice.

    • @howey935
      @howey935 4 роки тому +73

      I have my palms tattooed and i choose quite simple designs. I have a penrose triangle (also known as an impossible object) on my right palm and i have a valknut (thats 3 intertwining triangles that comes from viking mythology) on my left palm. I had to return for a couple of touchup's where the ink didnt take.

    • @bentleyboy72
      @bentleyboy72 4 роки тому +10

      Except if they all backed out of it there wouldn't be a show.

    • @dennisleporte2327
      @dennisleporte2327 4 роки тому +45

      I agree...it's almost like the judges are setting them up for failure. Plus your sending these "canvases " as the call them off to slaughter. No respect for limitations.

    • @avonbarksdale889
      @avonbarksdale889 4 роки тому +7

      How zer damn you got balls getting a valknut pretty much gave your life and soul to Odin to take whenever he wants

    • @howey935
      @howey935 4 роки тому

      @@avonbarksdale889 im ready. Cool name the wire is one of the best T.V. shows ever. Have you watched the corner? Its kinda like a fore runner to the wire and has a lot of the same actors in it. Its on youtube check it out.

  • @carolinering6129
    @carolinering6129 6 років тому +4531

    "Little moment of pain for a lifetime of pretty."
    HE LEGIT TOLD YOU IT'S GOING TO FALL OUT VERY. QUICKLY.

    • @oliviaprice2746
      @oliviaprice2746 4 роки тому +9

      I'm your 666 like

    • @izzyamethyst11yearsago19
      @izzyamethyst11yearsago19 4 роки тому +24

      AFTER SHE FUCKING SAID THAT

    • @2pointSummer
      @2pointSummer 4 роки тому +22

      I mean not to be evil or cruel... but she looks pretty old :s

    • @ReachSkyla
      @ReachSkyla 4 роки тому +1

      She didn't heart that part lmao

    • @reheatthepasta9545
      @reheatthepasta9545 4 роки тому +1

      I have a lil alien finger tat that’s 4 years old. Looks greatttt...but then again I touch it up every few months :| perks of being a tattoo artist.

  • @catherinelanders4114
    @catherinelanders4114 5 років тому +7128

    It's not fair that they penalized them for the canvases ignorance and unwillingness to listen. They tried to talk them out of it they didn't listen

    • @tothethreshold.9965
      @tothethreshold.9965 4 роки тому +489

      @JustJitzu Yeah but in reality, any good artist would just refuse to do a piece that they know will not work.
      Integrity is more important than a quick buck.On this show they get no choice, they have to do it. Even if before they start they know it will turn out trash.

    • @oskarcolumb
      @oskarcolumb 4 роки тому +14

      Anzu Wyliei I believe some do, they’ve got videos where people with shit tattoos come back and the artist for one said he’d fix it. That being said no and that he “wanted a professional”.

    • @DanielRivera-vi7iv
      @DanielRivera-vi7iv 4 роки тому +5

      To the threshold. Nah that’s just an entitled artist, artist should be doing whatever the customer wants they’re getting paid

    • @adoptdontshop3911
      @adoptdontshop3911 4 роки тому +47

      @@DanielRivera-vi7iv Idk, I think a professional's opinion should count. Besides, they can't be _forced_ to do a tattoo.

    • @gammelfleischparty9066
      @gammelfleischparty9066 4 роки тому +39

      @@DanielRivera-vi7iv yeah, they are getting paid. Thats true. But they get pissed at, if the result is bad, too. I would prefer a artist telling me my idea is not doable, than an artist focusing on the money and I'm left with a bad tattoo 😐 they are the experts, not the clients. Clients don't always know what will and can work and should listen to the people that do know.

  • @jchen8902
    @jchen8902 4 роки тому +1677

    Tattoo artists: "color on the palm is incredibly painful and will fade immediately, don't do it"
    Canvases: *this sign won't stop me because I can't read*

    • @summerfireking
      @summerfireking 4 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @blindi6326
      @blindi6326 3 роки тому +3

      well.. color isn't any more painful than black

    • @marieremelie6716
      @marieremelie6716 3 роки тому +2

      @@blindi6326 yeah but it means more pigment

    • @Lara-234
      @Lara-234 2 роки тому +4

      @@blindi6326 colour has to be worked more actually, and usually always has to have touch ups in the future

    • @perrycoffey5410
      @perrycoffey5410 Рік тому

      Gd lmfao

  • @afrahe3718
    @afrahe3718 5 років тому +12467

    I died of laughter when that lady said "little moment of pain for a lifetime of pretty" LMAO😂 honey you've got a big storm coming.

    • @aubreys7549
      @aubreys7549 5 років тому +89

      redrose 101 It bothers me that their are no replied but still that was not good

    • @twerkking2844
      @twerkking2844 5 років тому +203

      but it looks like garbage and it's in the center of your palm where people will basically never see it lol

    • @aubreys7549
      @aubreys7549 5 років тому +90

      Twerk King it cost 250-500 for a session for tattoo remvoal
      And their are 8 sessions

    • @Idfkleavemealone420
      @Idfkleavemealone420 5 років тому +188

      The palm tattoo is and awful idea. I have tattoos on the back of my hands and they fade fast... I could only imagine how fast a palm tattoo would fade out.

    • @morgancarser1718
      @morgancarser1718 5 років тому +54

      redrose 101 I’m PISSING myself rn! “honey you’ve got a big storm coming.” 🤣🤣

  • @henryschatzker2697
    @henryschatzker2697 6 років тому +4246

    “How bad could a palm actually be?” “Pretty bad..” 😂

    • @James-hr3yh
      @James-hr3yh 5 років тому +69

      You just see Ryan's face as she realises how stupid her canvas was to do this

    • @Cheezilla
      @Cheezilla 5 років тому +10

      Oof, the palms are rough and they fade so fast, it’s really not worth it. I’m not even tempted to get mine touched up.

    • @alekbeaver4088
      @alekbeaver4088 3 роки тому +2

      It’s fucking awful

    • @hellsrangers1
      @hellsrangers1 2 роки тому

      Just got mine done last night and holy fuck talk about painful

  • @phant0m0th_
    @phant0m0th_ 7 років тому +5512

    Ryan's comment is the realest one. You probably shouldn't get a palm tattoo if the room full of tattoo artists don't even have it. I don't know why they chose concepts and didn't bother to work with the artist. If someone told me that they couldn't do something I would reconsider my design.

    • @Emperor_23
      @Emperor_23 6 років тому +106

      Bethany Francia usually the reason why people don't to listen to their artists is because they know someone who can tattoo what they want and think every artist can do it and they probably saw the tattoo they want when it was brand new and thought it would always look like that

    • @analopezhernandez8990
      @analopezhernandez8990 6 років тому

      Bethany Francia p

    • @pr4323
      @pr4323 6 років тому +8

      I got both of my palms tattooed today lol

    • @Chrasta666
      @Chrasta666 6 років тому +3

      P R what did you get

    • @nigelmulliniz4021
      @nigelmulliniz4021 6 років тому +3

      P R ouch

  • @hanx9782
    @hanx9782 5 років тому +2708

    "Bone face"
    "Kevin"
    That really made me laugh, the difference 😂

  • @joellejohnson4153
    @joellejohnson4153 5 років тому +2490

    Sketchy‘s tattoo looks absolutely awful lmao

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 5 років тому +151

      And he ditched the show after this criticism.

    • @candirockstar135
      @candirockstar135 5 років тому +61

      You can tell that tattoo will look a mess soon

    • @annamanion1627
      @annamanion1627 5 років тому +8

      What was it supposed to be?

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 5 років тому +33

      @@annamanion1627 a lionfish

    • @swophie5144
      @swophie5144 5 років тому +108

      at least it's not somewhere super visible like the palm of her ha- oh wait

  • @elainecastillo9880
    @elainecastillo9880 7 років тому +4916

    "hell no- everyone's gonna have to do some finessing today." 😂 damn these canvases are so extra

    • @siennaputmon3548
      @siennaputmon3548 6 років тому +28

      Lol i died laughing when he said that

    • @isag7957
      @isag7957 5 років тому +14

      He was an artist not a canvas

    • @Cindy99765
      @Cindy99765 5 років тому +17

      @@isag7957 Elaine said that the canvasses are extra. They are extra for wanting the crazy tattoos

    • @kuruptpisa5119
      @kuruptpisa5119 5 років тому +1

      Elaine Castillo did you just call a tattoo artist a canvas

  • @jonathansalinas2224
    @jonathansalinas2224 6 років тому +6791

    The canvases walk in. My thoughts “these poor stupid people”

    • @matthirschkind7881
      @matthirschkind7881 6 років тому +18

      Jonathan Salinas chill bro the suit guy is my uncle

    • @kovixyx3399
      @kovixyx3399 5 років тому +15

      @br0ken ogtimes lol

    • @sarikefoetske1676
      @sarikefoetske1676 5 років тому +16

      @@Dropkickgiraffes you dont say that thats his oncle wat would you feel like

    • @theblacknexus9604
      @theblacknexus9604 5 років тому +10

      @@sarikefoetske1676 Why would you defend a pedo

    • @ElRiki77
      @ElRiki77 5 років тому +2

      “You poor, ugly thing, you.”

  • @AmandaRain97
    @AmandaRain97 8 років тому +2013

    I hate the canvases that refuse to listen to the artist and bitch about it. These people have been tattooing for so long. Tattoo artist make a living making YOU happy. And if they tell you that color will not stay, or ink will fall out and not last you HAVE to listen.

    • @HairByAriiianna
      @HairByAriiianna 7 років тому +68

      Well they don't necessarily have to listen but they have absolutely NO RIGHT whatsoever to bitch when it starts to fade and not look good

    • @AmandaRain97
      @AmandaRain97 7 років тому +19

      Arianna IP Well yeah that's really what I mean. I'm just saying I've been rejected for tattoos because the artist wasn't comfortable with the location and knew it wouldn't come out right so I listen to them and we compromise. But this sucks because the canvases sort of hold the power because yes the artist can ask them to change their minds or whatever but most of the time they're forced to do whatever the canvas wants even if they know it won't look good or last.

    • @RumerPriestly
      @RumerPriestly 7 років тому +1

      Amanda Rain um, you absolutely do not HAVE to listen. If you want colour, get colour, so long as you're aware of the fact that it will fade faster, get whatever the fuck you want. That's like telling people you're "not allowed" to get an inner lip tattoo because it will eventually disappear. Their job is giving people the tattoos they want, not the tattoos they want to give.

    • @RumerPriestly
      @RumerPriestly 7 років тому +9

      Amanda Rain you should also realise that these clients have most likely been TOLD to be difficult, it's reality TV, not reality. People don't tend to get on like that at all in real life.

    • @AmandaRain97
      @AmandaRain97 7 років тому +7

      Rumer Priestly Yeah of course you can get whatever you want but I'm saying I don't like that the artists have no control at all. Artists in the real world can say no to a tattoo they know will suck. If you come into a shop and ask for-let's use your example and say an inner lip tattoo- the artist can say no because they know it will probably fade and look terrible. Then the client could come back and complain and give them a bad rep because they artist did something they know wouldn't work. We see examples of this on ink master redemption. Every one this show is a good artist but you're going to suck if you're out with someone that refuses to compromise and go with that will look best. You signed up for a free tattoo and you know what the show is all about. There is a chance it will suck. If I was getting a free tattoo I'd rather have one that wasn't quite EXACTLY what I wanted than have one that completely sucks and is faded af in a few months.

  • @AHAHHAHHA
    @AHAHHAHHA 5 років тому +2234

    “3D Crystal ball.”
    “HELLLL NO”
    LMAOODNENNGK

    • @aubreys7549
      @aubreys7549 5 років тому +4

      A human XD

    • @jenniferdao-nguyen8735
      @jenniferdao-nguyen8735 4 роки тому +2

      Lmaooo

    • @InquieteNightshade
      @InquieteNightshade 4 роки тому +9

      What I want to know is why did she think that would work? How did she expect these people to give her a 3D crystal ball on her hand? Never mind it fading, I doubt that that would be physically possible.

    • @andrikpozos6194
      @andrikpozos6194 3 роки тому

      LMAOQAXVHTWAXCUTTQQHNMWWhjllooooeaaaaawetyjimncdrf

  • @JLConawayII
    @JLConawayII 5 років тому +903

    Expectation: Hi I want a full-color rendition of The Last Supper on my palm with perfect 1:1 detail and I want it to last for 100 years and also it can't be more than an inch across :)
    Reality: I can do a smiley face

  • @commanderwaddles3483
    @commanderwaddles3483 6 років тому +5077

    "A lifetime of pretty" GURL HE JUST TOLD YOU....

    • @jaelleee.adriano
      @jaelleee.adriano 5 років тому +73

      I was thinkin the same thing😂😂

    • @seanschans
      @seanschans 5 років тому +21

      Yeh lol did she pay attention.. Mmmm no no no

    • @lynnie8210
      @lynnie8210 5 років тому +1

      Commander Waddles I agree

    • @mossbaby6292
      @mossbaby6292 5 років тому +2

      To be fair she is fairly old...

  • @thatnickchick7966
    @thatnickchick7966 6 років тому +4423

    You’re telling me, those two old ladies wanted palm tattoos?
    They look like they have 0 tattoos to start and they agreed to have their first one on their palm? Boiiii

    • @mohammadsuelta769
      @mohammadsuelta769 5 років тому +18

      That Nick Chick the show is fake bruh

    • @MeditationsWithSam
      @MeditationsWithSam 5 років тому +227

      Mohammad Suelta what do you mean? People sign up online for an opportunity to get tattood on ink master and I know someone who was on it

    • @brownhard
      @brownhard 5 років тому +155

      Not fake, you have to be an idiot to think this is fake

    • @bonelesswater1064
      @bonelesswater1064 5 років тому +64

      @@mohammadsuelta769 ain't fake tho honestly. there's a local tattoo artist about 15 min from my house I know who was on this show. He was one of the finalists in the earlier seasons. name is Jime Litwalk

    • @mandydavison91
      @mandydavison91 5 років тому +25

      I was thinking the same thing ..like why wouldn't they have picked someone already covered in tattoos lol. Probably wanted to throw some newbies in there who knew nothing about tattoos to make it harder for them?

  • @tiki-takafc
    @tiki-takafc 6 років тому +3171

    to be honest its not the artists fault if the others didnt wanna change up the tattoo and be ignorant about it.

    • @supersketchy3869
      @supersketchy3869 6 років тому +83

      The Throne yeah, but luckily this would never happen irl if you have a good tattoo artists. Most artists will turn you down if they can’t do what you want / don’t believe that you’re making a right decision.

    • @derultnerlp9319
      @derultnerlp9319 5 років тому +21

      @@supersketchy3869 no artist has to draw and tattoo in 3 hours

    • @Plasticninja_
      @Plasticninja_ 5 років тому +10

      @@derultnerlp9319 Neither do they lol, it's TV. They stage that shit.

    • @chanceyknows4445
      @chanceyknows4445 5 років тому +3

      I agree. I don’t get how the judges critic so harshly when on somewhere else on the body it would look sick but on the hand it’s the artists fault it doesn’t look right. Like what?

    • @JoseCruz-ct7xu
      @JoseCruz-ct7xu 5 років тому +3

      Plastic Ninja how is it fake when there are real people getting tattoos there and they are real one too

  • @MavidG
    @MavidG 5 років тому +643

    I want Salvador Dalis "The Persistence of Time" on my thumb and the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on my palm.

    • @Eroc6823
      @Eroc6823 5 років тому +97

      Dee Gee both in color

    • @deletedsubject9944
      @deletedsubject9944 5 років тому +81

      And 3D realism

    • @thegreathawk2244
      @thegreathawk2244 4 роки тому +22

      I want all the paintings that have ever been painted underneath my one fingernail

    • @candice_ecidnac
      @candice_ecidnac 4 роки тому +9

      You mean The Persistence of Memory, not the Persistence of Time.

  • @MRALEX9870
    @MRALEX9870 5 років тому +355

    4:44
    Lady: Are you Happy?
    Artist: Yeah am happy
    *Freeze Frame*
    NARRATOR: The Artist Was in Fact Not Very Happy

  • @Mossydeerbones
    @Mossydeerbones 7 років тому +3525

    I really want to see these palm tattoos healed!

    • @SuperLuigy22
      @SuperLuigy22 7 років тому +11

      Mossy Deer Bones and even tho theyre on diffeent teams they still great

    • @km-kl3lg
      @km-kl3lg 7 років тому +134

      Would like to see it too! The colour realistic ones probably started to fade or fall out by now.

    • @Emperor_23
      @Emperor_23 6 років тому +98

      Probably 90% of them look like they weren't even tattooed at all, that's how faded they probably are

    • @mogwaijizm872
      @mogwaijizm872 6 років тому +24

      it mostly falls out during the healing period,, and it is fucking painful,, I have my fingertips done,,that was fun =)

    • @ItsssNi
      @ItsssNi 6 років тому +1

      Mossy Deer Bones @

  • @PrincessAries86
    @PrincessAries86 8 років тому +9360

    The canvases are so dumb. If your artist tells you the color won't last why would you NOT listen to them? None of these people better come back for Ink Master Redemption.

    • @kiwiiii9872
      @kiwiiii9872 8 років тому +224

      PrincessAries86 totally agree with you, they are seriously gonna regret not listening

    • @lunarvirtue7806
      @lunarvirtue7806 7 років тому +413

      I feel like the judges should have taken the fact that some had to do color into consideration. The one guy even said he couldn't talk the guy out of it. I feel like the colored ones were doomed from the start.

    • @PrincessAries86
      @PrincessAries86 7 років тому +157

      If I went on this show I would 1) Get something that would be done easily within 6 hours (or whatever the time limit), 2) look at the artists portfolio asap to see what they specialize in, and 3) refuse to get tattooed if the artist's concept/stencil looks like shit.

    • @justtrent9519
      @justtrent9519 7 років тому +2

      PrincessAries86 Who tattooed you

    • @PrincessAries86
      @PrincessAries86 7 років тому +42

      Local artists here in ohio. They were all pretty informative and they say straight up what they can and cannot do, show me their work, and yeah.

  • @tinymayo9614
    @tinymayo9614 8 років тому +6353

    The route the girls are going, being in an "alliance" is actually very smart.

    • @lamegamesunanimous3445
      @lamegamesunanimous3445 8 років тому +26

      Trololol lol ikr but the other guys are mad but in a later episode Ryan is thinking Nikki and Kelly won't have her back

    • @humannamedmaddie7077
      @humannamedmaddie7077 8 років тому +195

      I agree seeing that the alliance can be disbanded once they hit a certain point if they all make to the finale that's when it becomes a fight between them but till then it's them against all the boys

    • @lamegamesunanimous3445
      @lamegamesunanimous3445 8 років тому +104

      I would like to see those girls in the finale cause in the whole season of ink master there's been 2 females that made it to the finale

    • @catholicgirl545
      @catholicgirl545 7 років тому +37

      Tiny Mayo i feel like girls tend to make alliances in situations like this😂

    • @yeeeboi2779
      @yeeeboi2779 6 років тому +13

      No it s not.If the boys would do the same thing you'd think it's anti females and it's misogynistic ,but because the girls do bit it's suddenly ok?

  • @mermaidatlantica
    @mermaidatlantica 5 років тому +681

    That tiger fish is RANCID

  • @savannahharrison6100
    @savannahharrison6100 5 років тому +631

    Y’all Ryan is actually rlly pretty like I love her look like her septum piercing and her tattoos and hair match perfect and she is just gorgeous

    • @user_abcxyzz
      @user_abcxyzz 5 років тому +11

      We're critiquing tattoos not an artists' look/attractiveness. But yes she's fyne.

    • @eternalgothique5611
      @eternalgothique5611 5 років тому +12

      Right? Every time she come on screen, my ovary hurts lol she's very VERY attractive. And she is an amazing artist. Shame she never made it to the final. Wish I could get one tattoo done by her.

    • @Zanza007
      @Zanza007 5 років тому +34

      EternalGothique she won this season....

    • @eternalgothique5611
      @eternalgothique5611 5 років тому +1

      @@Zanza007 Did she? I never finished to the end. I couldn't remember. It was too long ago.

    • @Mkay999
      @Mkay999 5 років тому +13

      She was the first female ink master

  • @doobydoo854
    @doobydoo854 6 років тому +4897

    The one by sketchy was horrible!

    • @missquiinn6695
      @missquiinn6695 6 років тому +405

      Kelly momma3 omg yes, but tiger fish are ugly and i don't understand why she wanted that especially where its at

    • @Nagem1617
      @Nagem1617 6 років тому +317

      It's a tigerfish, it's got way too many lines to look good on a palm

    • @pyrokineticfantasies8964
      @pyrokineticfantasies8964 6 років тому +97

      I gasped when I saw it tbh

    • @sinan7048
      @sinan7048 6 років тому +8

      Kelly momma3 I agree with you, but I only liked the comment to get it to 666 likes

    • @brooklynn1235
      @brooklynn1235 6 років тому +3

      Keep rude comments in your head

  • @skitza333
    @skitza333 7 років тому +2234

    I love how nice the girls are and how they stick together!

    • @psygn0sis
      @psygn0sis 6 років тому +24

      Yeah, that's SUPER rare among women.

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 6 років тому +30

      @@psygn0sis No it's not, doucheboy. Women form the most amazing ironclad friendships in the world, deeper and more trusting than we could ever have with a man, and we do it all the time. But you wouldn't know cause you have no idea what a woman's life is really like, do you?

    • @missm2925
      @missm2925 6 років тому +3

      Randall Flagg you cant see who liked the comment

    • @ivonmg2412
      @ivonmg2412 5 років тому

      Adventure Time

    • @bustinlol1987
      @bustinlol1987 5 років тому +1

      Amy Bee well do you know what a male’s life is like

  • @BetteFoord
    @BetteFoord 6 років тому +690

    I'm SO glad that they are talking about how the tattoos won't hold up. I feel like there are many artists who tattoo for the 'now' and take the picture so it looks good on their instagram but either don't know or simply don't care that it won't last

    • @chloepresley2000
      @chloepresley2000 5 років тому +1

      This! Bold will hold!

    • @versecontro4898
      @versecontro4898 5 років тому +1

      Some people are willing to go back to get reshading though

    •  5 років тому +3

      @@versecontro4898 It's one thing if the tatto fades somewhat and you get it reshaded to bring it back to life and it's another thing to give someone a tattoo that will either completely fade or completely blur out or even fall out as it heals. There are artists out there charging people to the roof for shit that has the lifespan of maybe two years before you need to either cover it or laser it off.

  • @navygirl20091
    @navygirl20091 4 роки тому +873

    I really don’t like this. A lot of the artists were clearly uncomfortable doing these pieces.

    • @sandydog426
      @sandydog426 4 роки тому +17

      They agreed to be on the show, though.

    • @kashinimeyo
      @kashinimeyo 4 роки тому +37

      It's really not about being comfortable at the end of the day. They're here to win money and a title-- and most importantly, exposure.

  • @georgieroberts8697
    @georgieroberts8697 5 років тому +326

    Surely it’s not the artist’s fault if the canvas won’t change their mind and want colour and a crazy design??

  • @AlexSilva-gp3ti
    @AlexSilva-gp3ti 8 років тому +1402

    colored tattoo on the palm is the most complicated thing a tattoo artist could ever do and i have no idea what i'm talking about

  • @carrieharlow435
    @carrieharlow435 7 років тому +2359

    why the palm?? It'll be a smudgey mess in 15 years if it's not already completely faded by then

    • @thecrowlov3r
      @thecrowlov3r 6 років тому +165

      Carrie Harlow nah dude palm tattoos don’t last that long. You use your hands for everything which causes fading faster.

    • @sarahscribbles2160
      @sarahscribbles2160 6 років тому +115

      Carrie Harlow yeah I have no idea where they get these volunteers from...

    • @skzatiny
      @skzatiny 6 років тому +78

      Lol right?! I'm laughing at the one canvas who walked out looking like he's going to a reception at a wedding... 😂

    • @nigelmulliniz4021
      @nigelmulliniz4021 6 років тому +12

      And why would you hurt yourself like that

    • @holdup8733
      @holdup8733 6 років тому +1

      Nigel Mulliniz m o n e y
      I think

  • @KingSaturnalia
    @KingSaturnalia 6 років тому +1231

    “Hell naw, everybody’s gonna have to do finessing today” 😂

    • @sweetea777
      @sweetea777 5 років тому +3

      Serena Alderete my favourite line of this show

  • @TheColorfulPuppehKat
    @TheColorfulPuppehKat 5 років тому +188

    Idk if it changes later in the season, but I love the solidarity between the three girls.

    • @chewishy
      @chewishy 5 років тому +69

      Nope. It stayed all the way into the finale. It was great

  • @arunrun7012
    @arunrun7012 5 років тому +359

    I think the artists would do much better if they weren’t restricted by time, you can’t rush art, especially something as fragile and complex as a tattoo.

    • @RainbowRantz
      @RainbowRantz 5 років тому +37

      Satan
      Apparently with it being reality TV and all there isn’t actually a time limit they just add it for dramatic effect

  • @LindsayC33
    @LindsayC33 6 років тому +3038

    What I don’t get is how they found that many people who wanted a palm tattoo..

    • @zsaszcoulter3729
      @zsaszcoulter3729 5 років тому +29

      Lindsay Tucker and just in the New York area too ahaha

    • @finnsnow2495
      @finnsnow2495 5 років тому +145

      And all did no research and wanted color tattoos.

    • @nussiasinua
      @nussiasinua 5 років тому +85

      Lol they have a pool of people who want a free tattoo. They don't get to pick where they get it, some don't even get to pick the style. Most of these people are applicants who know they might not get what they want or where they want they're just guaranteed a tattoo from a well known artist that would have otherwise cost them a ton.

    • @keiransimmons3388
      @keiransimmons3388 5 років тому +17

      Presumably stood right out the gates of a mental institution and gave flyers to whoever was leaving

    • @swophie5144
      @swophie5144 5 років тому +25

      @@nussiasinua people are really that desperate to get something for free? if the artist i /always go to/ told me i can get a tattoo from him for free, but i have zero say in what it is or where it goes on my body, i sure as shit wouldn't do it. seems like a surefire way to get a tattoo you don't actually want, and potentially in a place like the palms where it's gonna be one of the first things anyone notices about you. ridiculous

  • @mackenziewhite6168
    @mackenziewhite6168 7 років тому +4839

    I would like color
    If we use color when I heals it won't be there
    Ok
    Hmmmm
    Give me color

  • @winter2787
    @winter2787 7 років тому +1817

    It's not there fault that they had to do color tattoos. It's what the client wanted

    • @thepolicecarthatalwaysinte7324
      @thepolicecarthatalwaysinte7324 7 років тому +64

      WinterBaby01 they should be able to talk the canvas out of it though or just not do it as it's a waste of time money and ink

    • @sadsongsandsunshine
      @sadsongsandsunshine 6 років тому +99

      The police car that always interupts Dan's videos You can't make someone change their mind. If they're set on doing something, you have to deliver what they want.

    • @xBIOxHAZZARDxBAMBIx
      @xBIOxHAZZARDxBAMBIx 6 років тому +79

      WinterBaby01 in the real world I’ve had plenty of tattoo artists turn down my tattoo designs because of the risk they would be taking by trying to attempt it, knowing their limitations. I’m much more happy dealing with a tattoo artist who will be honest and refuse, then one who will just wing it for easy money and screw my skin up for life 🤷‍♀️

    • @tainid8289
      @tainid8289 6 років тому +45

      idk if they can decline the canvas tho since this is competition

    • @auschwins1507
      @auschwins1507 6 років тому +19

      Whalepotato if they decline a tattoo or don’t finish, then they would most likely get kicked off of lose

  • @coughdrop3045
    @coughdrop3045 5 років тому +807

    "little bit of pain for a lifetime of pretty"
    lifetime?
    we'll see, lady...

    • @jakkbatt4711
      @jakkbatt4711 4 роки тому +21

      Well shes already olde

    • @poggy0674
      @poggy0674 4 роки тому +25

      JAKK BATT that got dark realllll quick XD

    • @february6
      @february6 4 роки тому +3

      it's probably already gone by now

    • @fuscinula
      @fuscinula 4 роки тому

      Careful there. It might not be her final form.

    • @henryviiiofengland966
      @henryviiiofengland966 4 роки тому +1

      @@february6 she's probably already gone by now, too. So...

  • @kingyj95jk
    @kingyj95jk 5 років тому +215

    Favourite ever moment on this show:
    “Boneface” “🙋🏿‍♂️”
    “Kevin” “😊”

  • @lamegamesunanimous3445
    @lamegamesunanimous3445 8 років тому +2367

    The girls are kicking ass in this competition I hope one of them wins ink master

    • @pablokell3119
      @pablokell3119 8 років тому +16

      Marcus Ritchie yea it's time for a change I wouldn't mind

    • @joshuakimmich4486
      @joshuakimmich4486 8 років тому +31

      Marcus Ritchie fuck Sketchy and Bonerface it's time for one of those blokes to go home (really hoping it's Sketchy)

    • @lamegamesunanimous3445
      @lamegamesunanimous3445 8 років тому +7

      Well seeing the preview it looks like sketchy left on his own either because of the girls keep winning or he's had enough with the judges

    • @tyla4095
      @tyla4095 8 років тому +8

      +Marcus Ritchie well that's a bit stupid he's a good artist and to storm out when the he gets criticism and doesn't win is something a 5 year old would do

    • @lamegamesunanimous3445
      @lamegamesunanimous3445 8 років тому +3

      I know but I think that because the girls keep winning he's getting mad

  • @Youdonthavetosayiloveyou
    @Youdonthavetosayiloveyou 6 років тому +2069

    Guys, the winner was kelly, don’t worry

  • @teh7634
    @teh7634 5 років тому +519

    I feel like most of these canvases don’t really have that many tattoos and probably didn’t consider how painful the process would be

    • @JohnDoe-us1ek
      @JohnDoe-us1ek 5 років тому +6

      More ups to them, got 2 sleeves with hands and my part of my neck and back of my head done. Don’t think I’d wanna try doing my palms lol.

    • @km-kl3lg
      @km-kl3lg 4 роки тому +4

      @@JohnDoe-us1ek I have a small hand tattoo, a foot tattoo, and several across the body (not so painful areas like arms and legs) - HELL TO THE NO TO PALM TATTOOS.

    • @JohnDoe-us1ek
      @JohnDoe-us1ek 4 роки тому +3

      km93 19 Heard the foot is a bitch too lol

    • @KadedraT
      @KadedraT 4 роки тому +6

      Because people with tattoos don’t get palm tattoos💀 only newbies want them

    • @kristinaflores6853
      @kristinaflores6853 4 роки тому +1

      The idea of a free tattoo and publicity flocks noobs

  • @carterbell9106
    @carterbell9106 4 роки тому +51

    I want the entirety of van goh’s “starry night” on my palm in full colour oh and it has to look like an exact replica :)

  • @pipv7809
    @pipv7809 5 років тому +148

    Client to tatooer: I want colour! No if, ands, or buts!!!
    Judges to tatooer: why in the world would you do colour??? You lose!!!

  • @crazystraw1144
    @crazystraw1144 6 років тому +507

    I wish we could see pics of after they're healed lol

  • @johnaltankhuyag2097
    @johnaltankhuyag2097 6 років тому +354

    1:50 He said hell naw real quick 🤣

  • @jaymh6177
    @jaymh6177 7 років тому +711

    Can we PLEASE start doing a thing where if someone knows who won they say and we just up vote it to death

    • @julieannelovesbooks
      @julieannelovesbooks 5 років тому +1

      Jellyfish Lungs I always look it up on Wikipedia and then put it in the comments whit a spoiler warning above it.

    • @julieannelovesbooks
      @julieannelovesbooks 5 років тому +42

      Nikki won this challenge btw

  • @libbyr2040
    @libbyr2040 5 років тому +145

    I am now on my third hour watching ink master videos... Im basically a tattoo expert now

  • @jordache141
    @jordache141 5 років тому +93

    “3D crystal ball” “HELL NAW” 😂😂😂😂

  • @lauramaslova
    @lauramaslova 7 років тому +607

    Literally the guys in this will not help each other no matter what, they’re competition. Girls in season, however, no matter how much of a threat they are to each other did help each other, even though they were on different teams.

    • @sarahl3721
      @sarahl3721 6 років тому +19

      Women of the world take over!

    • @GrainMuncher
      @GrainMuncher 6 років тому +20

      Laura Maslova maybe because it’s a competition

    • @slyasf-5263
      @slyasf-5263 5 років тому +17

      Sarah L stfu you’re basically saying that you want equality between men and women which is what I want to but you’re taking it too far saying that women will take over the world

    • @AJHBTV
      @AJHBTV 5 років тому +6

      Sarah L *cough* feminist bullshit *cough*

    • @alanilin239
      @alanilin239 5 років тому

      @@slyasf-5263 lol women should take over the world, boo

  • @eliescobedo9711
    @eliescobedo9711 7 років тому +1606

    "Little moment of pain for a lifetime of pretty"
    *shows a completely fucked up tattoo*

    • @lenovophab3919
      @lenovophab3919 7 років тому +3

      Eli Escobedo yup

    • @misskaylan2000
      @misskaylan2000 7 років тому +69

      *a completely fucked up tattoo that won't stay ANYWHERE near the rest of her lifetime lmao

    • @wolf2109
      @wolf2109 7 років тому +6

      Eli Escobedo at least it's free..am i right folks?....😩😩😩

    • @wolf2109
      @wolf2109 7 років тому +7

      Eli Escobedo that shit looks like a fucking disease man...fucking gross!

    • @carryeveryday910
      @carryeveryday910 6 років тому +2

      Eli Escobedo Found the guy with no tattoos.
      Swollen
      Ink always appears 1000000X darker immediately after.
      Is it bad? Yeah. But you have no idea lmfao.

  • @williamsawesome
    @williamsawesome 7 років тому +300

    The tiger fish looks overdone but when half fades out it'll be fine

  • @lunalu5373
    @lunalu5373 5 років тому +415

    What goes on in your head to think that you want a palm tattoo??

    • @armanijohnson4782
      @armanijohnson4782 5 років тому +18

      Luna Lu I’m mean they do look cool

    • @Da_little_berry
      @Da_little_berry 5 років тому +36

      i have one, i had it for more than two years now, went to a really good tattoo artist for it. It's not faded at all. And it looks pretty. I mean, why would the inner arm be okay but not a palm ? So i'd say, nothing abnormal goes trough your head when you want one.

    • @armanijohnson4782
      @armanijohnson4782 5 років тому +2

      Little Poly I mean it’s not your decision to decide whether people should get them or not it’s their lives not yours

    • @Da_little_berry
      @Da_little_berry 5 років тому +12

      @@armanijohnson4782 sorry i don't get your answer ? it has nothing to do with what i said :/

    • @philmorrison8381
      @philmorrison8381 5 років тому +8

      I got a palm tattoo that says yeet it was my 21s birthday and I was so drunk

  • @cobrathegermanshepherd9475
    @cobrathegermanshepherd9475 5 років тому +117

    “Winner of today’s flash challenge is.....”
    “heY iTs oLiVeR PecK”

  • @KiLLeRxxBuNNy
    @KiLLeRxxBuNNy 7 років тому +294

    3:25 DAMNN that way Ryan look at the guy while cleaning his palm.

  • @cris6543211
    @cris6543211 8 років тому +2097

    ryan ashley tho 😏

    • @ashleyb399
      @ashleyb399 8 років тому +17

      cris6543211 right 😩😍

    • @kaarmaar2953
      @kaarmaar2953 7 років тому +36

      Look at her without makeup

    • @eline4188
      @eline4188 7 років тому +213

      Kaarmaar She posted a picture without make up and looked super hot. What are you talking about?

    • @Zqp7
      @Zqp7 7 років тому +18

      Kurt Cobain bruh that alien chin tho

    • @Whoismicahh
      @Whoismicahh 6 років тому

      Right

  • @sam29074
    @sam29074 8 років тому +83

    I LOVE Ryan's design

  • @baconburger2150
    @baconburger2150 5 років тому +87

    I have to say gian’s tattoo was actually very pretty but sadly it was on the palm

  • @summerwinters1315
    @summerwinters1315 4 роки тому +9

    Kelly is so sweet ! She didn't have to answer them at all, but I love that she helped out the other girls.
    You go girl 😊👌

  • @Amelie-qj7is
    @Amelie-qj7is 6 років тому +425

    You're a badass xD
    I love how they stick together

  • @ashleighmanning6492
    @ashleighmanning6492 7 років тому +4162

    Hell naw 😂😂😂

  • @caligal1090
    @caligal1090 8 років тому +281

    i thought they meant palm tree tattoos loll

    • @mellowyellow1094
      @mellowyellow1094 7 років тому +1

      Tara same that's why I clicked

    • @alisavazna7594
      @alisavazna7594 6 років тому

      Me too

    • @Altanicorn
      @Altanicorn 5 років тому

      Heheh draw a palm tree but the top is a hand. Palm...tree....hehehehe

  • @McAVITYourWay.
    @McAVITYourWay. 5 років тому +52

    I would like to see how these tattoos look today in late 2018.

  • @James-hr3yh
    @James-hr3yh 5 років тому +22

    "I'm consumed by fear right now"
    Me too Kelly

  • @lizwoodard7726
    @lizwoodard7726 6 років тому +7

    It seriously makes me so happy that the girls are all working together. In most competitions, you'd usually see the girls jealous of one another or trying to sabotage the other girls, but here they're working together. Massive props to them.

  • @psgraya2
    @psgraya2 8 років тому +352

    Not one that normally likes ladies with so many tattoos, but hot fucking dayum, Ryan Ashley is gorgeous. O___O

    • @liaaltar6799
      @liaaltar6799 8 років тому +25

      El you should see Monami Frost. She is gorgeous AF

    • @ashleyb399
      @ashleyb399 8 років тому +6

      Lia Altar yessss💕

    • @cwilm5235
      @cwilm5235 7 років тому +1

      Lia Altar OMG YES!

    • @bellaboyles4911
      @bellaboyles4911 7 років тому

      Kroos Kontrol Oml ikr

  • @Bellia25
    @Bellia25 4 роки тому +3

    Kelly, Nikky and Ryan’s support and team work is so nice to see. All three of them are badass artists. And ladies with class and personality.

  • @xuexingjie
    @xuexingjie 5 років тому +16

    COLORFUL, REALISTIC ON PALMS? YES PLEASE

  • @JenLovesBenz
    @JenLovesBenz 5 років тому +33

    I love how all the tattoo artists were like "hell nahh" to the people's tattoo ideas lol.

  • @tashakuwonu155
    @tashakuwonu155 7 років тому +381

    When Ryan said 'we r gonna make these boys look like fools' I was like, boys r already fools

    • @rasheedmiller9301
      @rasheedmiller9301 6 років тому +23

      Natasha Green that’s sexist

    • @wellick2099
      @wellick2099 6 років тому +17

      Tasha Lover modern feminism in a nut shell

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 6 років тому +8

      It's a joke, get your knickers out of your crack

    • @viviannabaez7601
      @viviannabaez7601 5 років тому +7

      Everybody is a fool.

    • @Sheepy_TV
      @Sheepy_TV 5 років тому +1

      @@viviannabaez7601 yup

  • @anitacronje8160
    @anitacronje8160 6 років тому +99

    Well I once had a needle stuck in my hand at the doctors for testings and it felt like forever before he took it out and it went pretty deep in my palm...super painful...could not imagine sitting for a tattoo on that part of my body😱😱

    • @sarahl3721
      @sarahl3721 6 років тому

      I ran a sewing machine through my finger and I was in total shock but it I was surprised how much it didn't hurt....not like getting your finger slammed in the car door though, ouch

  • @moburg4392
    @moburg4392 5 років тому +4

    I have zero tattoos but i love this show, i have so much respect and admiration for anyone in the service industry, especially artists!! It is insane how much knowledge and experience goes into this-you never stop learning, and yet people treat them like they're just printers with faces.

  • @k3zn014
    @k3zn014 5 років тому +65

    Me in a final exam: 1:14

  • @amanda7520
    @amanda7520 5 років тому +68

    Why does that canvas look like he just came from a wedding? Who tf gets tattooed like that? lol

  • @MMP787
    @MMP787 8 років тому +250

    Sensory Nerves not NEURONS

    • @beccy3361
      @beccy3361 6 років тому +1

      Mario Miranda it is sensory neurones

    • @yenioduwaiye8478
      @yenioduwaiye8478 6 років тому +11

      Rebecca Bacon No, neurons are in the brain

    • @beccy3361
      @beccy3361 6 років тому

      Rachel White thanks :)

    • @angie1391
      @angie1391 6 років тому

      No you dumb 'It's a me Mario Miranda Sings.'

    • @kyrlics6515
      @kyrlics6515 6 років тому

      LolaPoppa MSP lmfao

  • @sterna6831
    @sterna6831 5 років тому +44

    "A life time of pretty" wtf did she even listen?? 😂

  • @javieravila7855
    @javieravila7855 5 років тому +9

    Only have 5 tattoos as of now but my palm piece has definitely been the most painful one yet, even more than my chest piece!

  • @EasternSkating
    @EasternSkating 5 років тому +30

    It seems inconclusive to say the artist is good or bad when the canvases refuses to take the advice given to them.

  • @kika2003
    @kika2003 4 роки тому +9

    Canvas: “3-D Crystal Ball.”
    Kevin: “Hell naw.”
    😂

  • @Soochy_
    @Soochy_ 7 років тому +28

    I don't know why but I think kelly is so cool

  • @madelineshanahan7923
    @madelineshanahan7923 4 роки тому +11

    Watching this and realizing Kevin is one of the artist on how far is tattoo far

  • @Jordan-dv6tw
    @Jordan-dv6tw 5 років тому +18

    "... lifetime of pretty" I CACKLED

  • @SweetNightmares_
    @SweetNightmares_ 5 років тому +22

    "ITS GOING TO HURT ALOT."
    "Let's do it."
    "OH MAG GAWD IT HURTS HISTYSHW"

  • @growandgame
    @growandgame 4 роки тому +5

    Little moment of pain, for a lifetime of "what happened to your hand?"

  • @tyla4095
    @tyla4095 8 років тому +58

    I like Gian's tattoo shame it won't stay

  • @julieisntcoolie
    @julieisntcoolie 7 років тому +128

    Is it just me who thinks Ryan is really pretty

    • @kendramontgomery2005
      @kendramontgomery2005 7 років тому +1

      Phanic! At The 5søs Blackery she's like awesome and beautiful

    • @Natalia-009
      @Natalia-009 6 років тому

      Julie is in too many fandoms she is! She's Gorgeous! Her eyes too, there seductive xD

    • @sarahl3721
      @sarahl3721 6 років тому

      I think half the people who watched this video probably thought that to be fair

    • @maggiet.8424
      @maggiet.8424 6 років тому

      Have you read this comment section?

    • @efoxkitsune9493
      @efoxkitsune9493 5 років тому +2

      She's gorgeous.
      She also totally looks like 13 from House MD.

  • @hungarian1
    @hungarian1 4 роки тому +18

    Canvas : I want an exact replica of the Mona Lisa on my palm...
    Artist: how about a black and grey ace of spades
    Lol

  • @dontxtalk
    @dontxtalk 5 років тому +1

    I love that the girls are sticking together

  • @ayakim9654
    @ayakim9654 5 років тому +5

    the GIRL POWER IN THIS is phenomenal!! I’m in love!!

    • @mickyg1969
      @mickyg1969 5 років тому

      Aya Kim me two by the way I am not on my account and I am a girl

  • @Daniel-np1pk
    @Daniel-np1pk 8 років тому +509

    as long as Nikki doesn't win it okay, not cuz shes a girl but she just always crying about something when the challenge is hard. Ryan is a good artist

    • @llt6977
      @llt6977 8 років тому +12

      Daniel Ryan or Kelly for the win :)

    • @Daniel-np1pk
      @Daniel-np1pk 8 років тому +4

      ***** well then i hope she doesn't win cuz she's a girl. I bet you have something to say about that as well. what i have learn in life is not to worry about what other people think cuz either way i bet you will find something negative to say no matter how good or bad it is. Is sad that people think is the world that is wrong when in all reality is not the world but the person that is the problem you can't change the world if you don't change you're self.

    • @LobbsterSockrates
      @LobbsterSockrates 7 років тому +19

      whoa what. i mean i think the fact that you took this much offense to that little matter-of-fact comment really does show that theres a problem

    • @kyrareneemcentee
      @kyrareneemcentee 7 років тому +27

      "Lemme just fix this problem by being sexist" like whaaaatttt? Lol

    • @Mimickolas
      @Mimickolas 6 років тому +5

      Daniel mommy didnt hug you enough, huh?

  • @mindy6293
    @mindy6293 8 років тому +48

    I have tats everywhere and my palm hurt so fuckin bad!

  • @jackosborne6707
    @jackosborne6707 5 років тому +5

    The editing of the show is hilarious
    6:39
    “NIKKI”
    *bam*
    *boom*
    *click* FLASH
    *whirls around to face the speaker

  • @Altanicorn
    @Altanicorn 5 років тому +1

    I really like the concept of the crystal ball over both palms

  • @anthony72092
    @anthony72092 5 років тому +13

    "3d crystal ball"
    "Hell nah"

  • @Mark-fy3fz
    @Mark-fy3fz 8 років тому +88

    No fucken way !!!! Eric is out ????? I haven't seen the episode yet but wtf I thought Eric would do much better.

    • @FreezySlayer24
      @FreezySlayer24 8 років тому +5

      Ammar Tairi he didn't deserve to go home

    • @Mark-fy3fz
      @Mark-fy3fz 8 років тому +2

      Sam Mizrahi I would be pissed if he went against a shit tattooer like boneface or sketchy lawyer. Haven't seen the episode yet but yeah I didn't want him out too soon 😢

    • @Mark-fy3fz
      @Mark-fy3fz 8 років тому

      QuiK lol why? U u want the show to be more dramatic?

    • @FreezySlayer24
      @FreezySlayer24 8 років тому +1

      Ammar Tairi it was against kevin i think hes worse than both. sketchys pretty good tho

    • @FreezySlayer24
      @FreezySlayer24 8 років тому +1

      QuiK why cause he is better than everyone here or cause it give the bitch alliance a better chance

  • @fulanoide718
    @fulanoide718 4 роки тому +18

    5:49 Why tf the judge is telling that to the tattoo artists, they already know that, the canvases were who didn't listen.

    • @jerryrose9472
      @jerryrose9472 3 роки тому

      Honestly, the judges stern "no excuses" approach when it comes to getting a stubborn "canvas" can get pretty frustrating and makes it hard to enjoy the show at times. The fact you can get eliminated just because you were randomly assigned an ignorant client makes it feel more like a gameshow rather than the sanctioned no nonsense test of skill they want you to think it is. It reminds me of Mario Kart. Being a good driver helps, but ultimately the winner is going to be whichever lucky asshole got the most red shells. I get that it's reality television and dramatic things need to happen to entertain the viewers, but the judges just look stupid critiquing things that the client essentially forced the artist to do. The judges should know that being a good tattoo artist requires you to say "no" sometimes. If I was a judge and a contestant came in and said "this guy wanted a photo realitic color portrait of Harry Potter's wand on his pecker. He wouldn't compromise so I told him to fuck off." I would send that man straight to the next round.

  • @TheArizonaPeps132
    @TheArizonaPeps132 7 років тому +43

    the fucking canvases. XD Jesus

  • @FinyaV
    @FinyaV 5 років тому +1

    I just noticed they reveal beforehand which canvases the artists get! Just pay attention, the first guy says eye with teardrop, there's a shot of Ryan, the next canvas says sacred heart, a shot of Nikki, lady says tiger fish, they show a shot of Sketchy. Every single one matches up to the canvas they end up getting!

  • @kirtmichaeltagarao3224
    @kirtmichaeltagarao3224 4 роки тому +2

    I love how this three ladies
    Work their friendship is damn nice