@@kalomon2806 you sure? Because my neighbor's daughter recently lost her arm in a *long hair* arena. Smh kids are so reckless and before you know it BAM! The *pink* got em...
Lipton Ice tea Just to make sure they all know it happened and no one believes what the Turkish government says. Because if someone does they have to teach him.
Ngl, a manga with a Messiah that's actually evil would be real cool. imagine that instead of being all good about dying he gonna rogue? That would be a real good plot for me.
0:30 I decided to look up psalms 3:18 but chapter 3 didn't have 18 verses so I had so count the verses up to what they would have been if they were all in chapter 3, the actual verse is psalms 5:2 and here's how it goes. "Hear my cry for help, my King and my God, for to you I pray" Nothing profound in there just thought it was fun to do
Nothing profound? Someone is crying to God! That be very profound! On the other hand, at least it's not the verse about how the Jewish people were like a woman lusting after donkey dick. Yes, there are verses like that, it was a metaphor about Judea's relationships with other countries.
Ignoring the fact that Psalm is pronounced "Sahm", and pretending that you were referring to Psalm 31:8 (versus the non-existent 3:18), here's your verse: 8 And hast not shut me up into the hand of the enemy: thou hast set my feet in a large room. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Beautiful.
Camden Boyd I cut it down in another way and assumed he meant psalms 3:8 and so gave him the verse “ From the Lord comes deliverance. May your blessing be on your people.”
Wat? You’ve never played tuber simulator? Pshhhhhh you know it’s fun right? I’m not supposed to give my opinion... but give it a try! Then you can tell me if it’s good enough. Still not convinced? I’ll cut you a deal! The game is available for FREE! And that’s a great price
For anyone who sees this even though this is an old video, 0:30 he said "palms" instead of "psalms" where the p is silent and honestly that cracked me up more than the actual post did xD
Funny thing is if you're ever in a situation where you're around a Cheetah the worst thing you could do is run. Best to just chill out with them and wait for them to get bored and leave or just slowly walk away. After all, prey runs
3:31 for someone that want to know what they're holding well, it just a grilled chicken in thailand and not all the stall grill it like that most of them grill it's part per stick not whole
@@nyangjungwon2269 YESSSS ITS AMAZING! What are your favourite songs from the album? Mine are Feel Special (duh) Get loud (Jihyo really snapped this comeback) and Trick it
So apparently Chrysippus had two accounts of his death: 1. He died from dizziness after drinking too much wine and died soon after (sorry Dionysus) and 2. It was in fact also accounted he died from laughter. I like to think the two are connected, and he died drunk laughing.
@SunnyV i agree the loop indrusty is literally slavery but um The government Is kinda okay (like it ain't the best ((obvi)) but it's still better then the north side)
- "I need myself a Goth GF."
- "I love Wednesday."
Theres a pattern I just can't put my finger on it.
It's just a Thing.
White Girl Wednesday
@@7fxe9uz17 no. i think theconnections is wensday addams
would you settle for poth?
hi there people who get the joke
Wednesday ADAMS mind blown
How to bleed:
Step one: hurt
Step two: scream to your blood "GET OUT"
I don’t need to get hurt. I just scream at it.
“Out damn’d spot! Out, I say!”
-Lady Macbeth
Nobody gonna do it? Aight. r/comedyheaven
@@sleepyalex066 you misspelled r/Hentai
GamingAssured … OH, SHOOT, HOLD UP, NO, WAIT- took me a minute ;-;
What make me laugh
1.choosing beggar nah
2.entitledparents nah
3.emkay wheezing he is speaking the language of the gods
umm ok then.
r/comedyheaven
I agree with #3. Here’s a compilation of him laughing if ya want: ua-cam.com/video/5AvDtF_ecNE/v-deo.html
Omg I got 152 likes O_O
@@r-reel2363 i love you
“Last time I quoted a bible verse, it turned out to be something very bad.”
Damn, Bible! You scary!
E
E
@KingOfPugs sports
@@Meaniepanini305 Its in the game
@@alicegandro5824 *wallet
Me: (in strong russian accent) Ahhh yes. My wife shall teach your children to *long hair and pink*
Aww man you sure you can teach KIDS that? I heard the death rate from *pink and long hair* is in the millions!
@@kirb9819 Nah nah nah nah you're confusing it with blorange.
@@kalomon2806 you sure? Because my neighbor's daughter recently lost her arm in a *long hair* arena. Smh kids are so reckless and before you know it BAM! The *pink* got em...
I read this with Heavy’s voice.
That is good voice
"Dying laughing, hope that's how I go out"
Damien is going out with his own jokes
Your disguise is weak
I see, a worthy opponent.
Our battle will be legendary
I will drop kick you
0:44 I think you meant "Make dinner OUT OF me and the kids" XD
That's exactly where my mind went when I saw that part. Lol 😂😂
Why.. Four? It's the unluckiest number!
Here’s what the guy in Spanish was saying
“Andres, what do you think about ARMENIAN genocide?"
OKAY STOP CORRECTING ME PLEASE
yes.
Armenio es un gentilicio. Realmente es:
"Andrés, what do you think about the armenian genocide?"
@@jeanveramorocho9307 oh crud I read it like armed
@@fanimations4431 No problem, buddy
A
"Are you enjoying the convention?"
"Bruh, I _am_ the convention!"
"The armenian genocide, that was a thing, right?"
Me, an armenian: 👁👄👁
me, *not* an armenian: 👁👄👁
Me, also *_not_* Armenian: 👁👄👁
Whats aremeanian genocide? Did you mean american genocide
trash bin no, they didn’t. you really need to learn
i don't like that face
1:37
I called the number and it's a dennies in LA, california. I told them I found a fruit loop in my waffle.
What did they say?
r/madlads
Was there?
Oof
What happened
I kid you not, comment section, he turns his camera into a pickle. He calls it the "Pickle Cam".
Funniest shit I've ever seen.
Plot twist; It’s short for Pickle Cameron
@@BinglesP MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.
Pfft
@@BinglesP I like your name bro, "Bingles praise"
@@urmom.1793 Thanks, it’s my name on Twitter too
He made all our hearts go, “Bing, Bing!”
RIP Crazy Frog.
Our hearts went bing bing, but Crazy Frog went bang bang.
rip crazy frog ffffffff
Activist.
BING BING BING BINGBINGBINGBING BING
He made mine go ring-ding-ding
0:31 "She is a tree of life to those who take hold of her; those who hold her fast will be blessed"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*hugs tree*
That's 18:3, but the 3rd verse only goes up to 8.
@@MamaLeahRocksIt ngl, I saw it on an egg carton so I’ll believe whatever you tell me
There is no psalms 3:18
"Mom can we have Tom Cruise at home?"
No, we have Tom Cruise at home."
*Tom Cruise at home* 3:41
Normi
iTs mOm cAN wE hAVe Tom Cruise Then
No we have Tom cruise at home
M1DN1GHT14 you said “can we have Tom cruise at home”
I fell asleep while watching this and now my internal voice is Damien and everything I read or think sounds like a reddit post. Thanks.
3eio
i fall asleep to these vids all the time- damien constantly haunts my dreams
now i wish i could sleep.
I don't see the problem??????
@@ethereal.kittie haunts? More like blesses
0:57 thumbnail, its glorious, not ironically would buy it.
*Jarvis target Israel*
The Hyde Sack™️
@@user-vp9lc9up6v KAREN ACTIVATE INSTANT KILL
That’s the ugliest baby shirt I’ve seen yet
Bea Scoutly I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO EVER FIND THAT I HOPE TO GOD IT DOENST BECOME A MEME
3:42 it’s Tom Cruise. Obviously. They are eating Tom Cruise
Superwholock Fangirl
I thought it was my porn slave
That's fried rat......
Panzerschliffe Hohenzollern
are rats that big?
@@fs7671 Might be a skinned and then unfolded rat on a stick then they roast it.
@@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 it's not a rat it's a bat
Rip Crazy frog. He was a great lover of wemon. He died from drug.
Freaking ketamine
but crazy frog just uplaoaded a video!?
who did say he's dead?
HE IS BACK
@@sycco42 huh finally
@@blurglehus7348 he uploaded already 3 this year :D
I feel like all your comments could’ve been in a UA-cam video back in 08’.
The one where it was the husband and wife, I called the number, and it's a Denny's in Los Angeles. :/
MacTdm i just called 😂😂
Wow,-
They have moved on
:(
@@BinglesP reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally? I wonder why they did that?
1:54 “andres, what are your thoughts on the Armenian genocide?”
Why the FUCK are they talking about that.
Lipton Ice tea Just to make sure they all know it happened and no one believes what the Turkish government says. Because if someone does they have to teach him.
What happened was horrible and it is great that the government recognises it. (The American government)
@Lukas Smith They did not to long ago in December I believe, but i don't know the exact date.
Lipton Ice tea he wanted to know Andres’ thoughts on it
Me: having a bad night
Emkay: *laughs at his own jokes*
Me: 🙂this is fine
1:38 anyone else call that number? The accent *EmKay* gives is perfect for who picks up the phone... XD
Who picks up the phone
Im curious who picks up
River Dragon I did it was fucking dennies
A beautiful comment thread
Joe picks up the phone
People: “the robots will take over!”
robots: “PEEPEE POOPOO”
I mean.. they're right
7:42 We actually have that in the school library. I nearly freaked out when I saw it
Ngl, a manga with a Messiah that's actually evil would be real cool. imagine that instead of being all good about dying he gonna rogue? That would be a real good plot for me.
0:38 Psalms 3:8: “You have struck my adversaries, you have broken the teeth of sinners.” Inspiring verse...thanks Damien
He said 3 18
She is a tree of life to those who take hold of her; those who hold her fast will be blessed
Also its 0:31
He says "that's psalms three eightee- hahahaha"
Bunker Gamer He actually said " _Palms_ 3:18".
Psalm 3:18:
Blessed are those who find wisdom, those who give understanding.
I thought this 3:18 was a time stamp.
Thanks!
Noone your pfp
B R E A D
Bruh psalms 3 only has 8 verses
Finally...I have foynd the lamb sauce
BEFORE GORDAN MWWAHAHAJHHAHAHHA
9:33 the alien with eyes on his hands must be the inspiration for 90% of the emKay fan art
Rest in peace Crazy Frog
Edit: also rest in peace Barry
Edit 2: F for Austin
crazy froc aint dead, he just uploaded a vid 4 days ago
more like a Welcome Back for him
F
lukeslayer rip uncle m
rip chrysippus
Rip
*Some **_B O D Y O N C E -_*
0:30 I decided to look up psalms 3:18 but chapter 3 didn't have 18 verses so I had so count the verses up to what they would have been if they were all in chapter 3, the actual verse is psalms 5:2 and here's how it goes.
"Hear my cry for help, my King and my God, for to you I pray"
Nothing profound in there just thought it was fun to do
I was looking for a comment like this, thanks!
Yes
Nothing profound? Someone is crying to God! That be very profound!
On the other hand, at least it's not the verse about how the Jewish people were like a woman lusting after donkey dick. Yes, there are verses like that, it was a metaphor about Judea's relationships with other countries.
Jesus is upon us
R/Ihadastroke
Damien: I want to go out laughing.
Joker: 0 -------- 0
i did not know that crazy frog died, the dude's a childhood hero to me
RIP CraZY FrOg
RIP crazy frog
RIP Crazy Frog
RiP cRaZy FrOg
rIP cRAZ¥ fROG
Why tf was the thing about the Karate teacher that happened in Orlando being reported on by NY Daily?
It's life in Florida
Slow news day and 9/11 has already been milked enough.
Sana’s Shy Language omg finally a once somewhere!! Hii!😌💖
-,’Rosie’,- hiiiiii
"I'm gonna pronounce it wrong"
*says seokjin*
Damien you've done it
@Inverhae literally
@Inverhae I can verify this, I am crack.
I'm drake
@@storm_fling1062 drake oppa, not your oppa
;_; i came here to have a good time and-
The thing is this girl in my class has the candy then floss shirt
Tear a hole through the space time continuum
Tell her to reconsider her fashion choices
Then go fot the kill
Bruh
Bro I saw the same shirt in Walmart. I had to facepalm with both hands.
*EAT HER*
0:31 psalms 3:18 says this
She is a tree of life to those who take hold of her;
those who hold her fast will be blessed.
that's proverbs 3:18.
@@e_hill6705 there is no psalms 3:18 search it up
@@ImXyper no ik but that's still Proverbs 3:18 regardless.
okay so i did the math for the post at 12:53 and this man would've listened to just under 18
years worth of crazy frog....... my god
BlueBarracuda goals
"Died bc of laughter"
*searches very funny videos
fuck you
@@Birdmaster11 ? :v
@@Birdmaster11dang
The only thing you'll find is these crappy american humor "hilarious" videos that I don't even move a muscle watching
they suck more than getting strangled to death
Damien, It translates to :
"Andres what do you think of the Armenian genocide"
Oooooofff
Big stonks
Are you Spanish or something?
Cuz I am
**Dogsong intensifies**
Ottoman Empire: Ah, great memories.
3:48
*“In the past, humor was randomly generated”*
8:55 *GASP* PEEPEEPOOPOO-
Only people of culture will get this.
peepeepoopoo is scammer, he betrayed pewds 😔
**U N H O L Y S C R E E C H I N G**
Peepeepoopoo will be missed
How could he betray pewds
PewDiePie
"¿Andrés que opines del genocidio armenio?"
English
"Andrés, what is your opinion on the Armenian genocide?"
I can't Spanish but somehow I understood, I look back and your comment has taken my screen. It is a sign my friends, Armenia demands recompense...
"I cannot do that, last time I quoted the Bible it ended up being really bad"
From a Christian, that's hilarious, what did you quote?!😂
4 Likes! I must remove the unlucky number!
@@mattrickjoaquind.lagman2210 if you are a vegetarian you might taste good.
From an Atheist I'm not surprised.
@@mattrickjoaquind.lagman2210 Guido Mista thanks you.
Omg zamasu
2:13
Neil Cicierega? In my Emkay video? It’s more likely than you’d think.
Emkay did not notice him.
hneil ciugcse
3:26 if there was a convention in there, then there would be a person dressed as 5e convention center and it’s a never ending loop
Conventionception? (I'll show myself out)
12:51 the total amount of minutes listened, add up to about 18 years
2:37 "Take it from me! I'm a skeleton with human lungs!"
Seemore Skinless: "..."
“It’s smackin me somewhere I’ll tell you that much.”
Rest in peace, Crazy Frog. You were awesome.
Hot damn 30 prayers.
What about hava?
Damien “ I want to die of laughter”
Death: “Anytime”
"WHERE'S *DRAKE* "
"I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER- WHO'S *DRAKE* "
"I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER- WHY'S *DRAKE* "
Usui Tailer everybody asks where’s drake..but nobody asks how’s drake. 😥
Barry contracted dysentery on my birthday.
*I am honoured.*
Rip Barry
"Which Barry? Theres two in my class" -kid
Ignoring the fact that Psalm is pronounced "Sahm", and pretending that you were referring to Psalm 31:8 (versus the non-existent 3:18), here's your verse:
8 And hast not shut me up into the hand of the enemy: thou hast set my feet in a large room.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Beautiful.
Camden Boyd I cut it down in another way and assumed he meant psalms 3:8 and so gave him the verse “ From the Lord comes deliverance.
May your blessing be on your people.”
I thought he said 3:18
biblehub.com/proverbs/3-18.htm
She is a tree of life to those who take hold of her; those who hold her fast will be blessed.
“Sam 31:8”
"That's smacking me somewhere"
*"where?"*
“Funny, Cool, or just plain weird, find uncommon artwork that smacks you in the heart.”
0:48 dude looks like Skyrim’s High Elves
High elves or “high” elves? I already know but there is a difference.
2:19 GOOD JOB!!! You pronounced Jin's name right. Well the way I pronounce it! Super Proud!!!!
It’s pretty much that exactly. A little less emphasis on the o but other than that...
Smiling Ammie Not a bts fan, but I’m korean, and that’s wrong. It’s more like “Suk Jin”.
BTS is gay
Alessios Account that’s unoriginal try harder next time. We’ve heard it too much :)
@@chaerry7161 Lmao I know right?
rip crazy frog 😔😔😔😔😪😪😪
Edit: rip Barry
Edit 2: rip Austin
Edit e rip grant Thompson
@A seagullfuck seagulls
i loved them like my parents they were like siblings to me
Not austin! Not one of the backyardigans!
@@monnomestbizarre okay pewdiepie copier
0:30 - Psalm 3:18 Wisdom is a tree of life to those who embrace her; happy are those who hold her tightly.
R.I.P Barry he was like a father to me I loved him like a son😫😭
Wait...
Wat? You’ve never played tuber simulator? Pshhhhhh you know it’s fun right? I’m not supposed to give my opinion... but give it a try! Then you can tell me if it’s good enough. Still not convinced? I’ll cut you a deal! The game is available for FREE! And that’s a great price
PewDiePie: *I'l do what's called a pro-gamer move*
I've seen you at Bloxton @Celina Savage... Now you've taken over youtube as well.
Sweet Christ of alabama
"That's kind oddly facinating, the idea of dying laughing."
George, staring at Fred's grave: . . . .
3:53
Allegedly, the donkey was also drunk and "trying" to eat figs.
For anyone who sees this even though this is an old video, 0:30 he said "palms" instead of "psalms" where the p is silent and honestly that cracked me up more than the actual post did xD
F in the chat for Austin. You will be sorely missed.
F MEGA
Fluffboi McFlubbles F
Idk who that is but my names Austin so thank you
(Edit): I finished the video lol sry I saw what u meant
F
F
Funny thing is if you're ever in a situation where you're around a Cheetah the worst thing you could do is run. Best to just chill out with them and wait for them to get bored and leave or just slowly walk away. After all, prey runs
I called the phone number that will teach girls how to pink... not good
What happened
@@olafs20016 they got rat poison shoved up their-
@@olafs20016 it's a denny's
Bruh it's just Denny's
3:31 for someone that want to know what they're holding
well, it just a grilled chicken in thailand and not all the stall grill it like that
most of them grill it's part per stick not whole
9:42 as somebody who was on G+ that's not even half as crazy as it gets
G+ was twitter for anime baboons with rabies
But yet I kind of miss it
Still remember angering Religious people, by calling Jesus a troll lol.
ah, a fellow g+ person. the memes on there were the best tbh
@@stiickycake #VoreIvan
@@hectorvega621 my favorites were the flat Earthers and the "Nibtards" lol
where did chrysippus go after dying from laughter?
comedy heaven
BADUM TSSSS
yaboiraviolii underrated comment
I edited the first part of this comment cuz I didin't know tf was going on anymore so the replys make no sense
9:57 "google brasil" i'm dying
That face though
it succjin
It’s succdickjin
So it's s o k
hot dog water
3:15
R.I.P Barry
32 Dectober 1111 - 25 July 1865
Press F to pay respect
F
"i love wednesday"
- video is posted on a tuesday
1:38 bruh I called it and she said “this is Denny’s how can I help you?” and I hung up immediately
I called and said "are you be teaching daughter how to pink?" They hung up.
It was too late obviously
@@wayfarer_exe NBD. A hobby of mine is trolling telemarketers that call me, keeping them on the line while acting as weird as possible.
9:13 the fuck no pickles was that bubble bass from spongebob
5:15
i can only imagine that the message is meth.
I'd buy an audiobook if Damien were reading, just to listen to him laugh & make his own jokes
How have I never seen that pic of seokjinnie as a sugar glider? Time to return to twitter
I'm asking my self the same thing..........I think all ARMY'S watching this are to my guy.😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
Feel Special is a bop
@@nyangjungwon2269 YESSSS ITS AMAZING! What are your favourite songs from the album? Mine are Feel Special (duh) Get loud (Jihyo really snapped this comeback) and Trick it
@@farah8496 I love Trick It and Love Foolish. Also Mina's line in Feel Special hit me right in the feels agshdb
@@farah8496 I love Get Loud, Feel Special, Korean Breakthrough and Rainbow
Did you know you can actually die of boredom
That's why I whatch emkay 👌
So I don't die☺
Emkay saves lives😏
You can't die of boredom.
@@TeenPerspektiva wooooosh
adrian lynn I think you got baited
h
cringe emoji use but ok
I would hate to die by laughter because i laughed so hard once i couldnt breath and it hurt so much
Omg a giraffe I always wanted to meet one but I’m a dolphin
@@AzRill5 damn, ive always wanted to see a dolphin but i cant swim :(
@@imagiraffe9942 well lucky for you I can type and say hi somehow
@@AzRill5 indeed, somehow we are able to type even though it is physically impossible, life is strange
@@imagiraffe9942 yeah
7:51 I just spat out my cereal everywhere
f for cereal
Why don't you take my money and buy some lunch?
Your Lunch
My lunch know
Dude of course
*(Proceeds to buy vodka with money)*
Noice👌
Your Lunch ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html i dare ya
"But that kid is gonna have some serious damage."
"LETS GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE" *pulls out chainsaw*
So apparently Chrysippus had two accounts of his death: 1. He died from dizziness after drinking too much wine and died soon after (sorry Dionysus) and 2. It was in fact also accounted he died from laughter. I like to think the two are connected, and he died drunk laughing.
I would love if that cosplay convention center was full of anime figurines posing for pictures.
I actually read the “Manga Messiah”. Not half bad actually.
9:18. There is a Fritzies near my house, and they serve what they call
*_FRICKLES_*
And as a main course might I add.
Frickle=fried pickle
Go there and tell them...they are doing God’s work
@@薇vern nah they created *_sin_*
Why the frickle would they name it that
13:36 HOW ARE WE IGNORING THAT THIS IS THE SAME COMIC AS LOSS
Tehy will never make Joe
Joe who
Jobama
**spits out serial**
killer
Serial meme killer
I like how a fellow crackhead army made it on the list😂😂😂
why do people gotta hate on them boys they try so hard :(
@SunnyV i agree the loop indrusty is literally slavery but um
The government Is kinda okay (like it ain't the best ((obvi)) but it's still better then the north side)
@@lilyf9185 Change your name and I'll like the comment
I said nothing triggering yall need to chill.
RIP CRAZY FROG. YOU SHALL GO TO ANNOYING AS AF HEAVEN.
Your experiences are not universal
As as fuck??
Yuu Takemiya haha you got the joke
@@youmad6372 No...No,I don't...
@@RyuusanFT86 Welp, I've done all I could do to tell you it's a joke.
2:11 what a fantastic way to show my state
Wait what happened last time Damien cited a bible verse last time? Do I wanna know..?
Fried pickles are actually good.
And that is just my opinion,you're free to have your own opinions.
LadyRedHawk the best
LadyRedHawk and they taste so good dipped in ranch
In the eyes of God, this post is sinful and fills heaven with rage.
Then let the heavens be rageful and my tummy full of them pickles because them shits is good
I like pickles and the juice is AWESOME!
3:35 Nah, that ain't Tom Cruise.
Unless he is standing on a chair.
As soon as that schnitzel quote popped up I was immediately filled with childhood joy!
I realized how hard it is NOT to talk about your laughter...
I don' want to watch this in silence.
0:50
This is literally Hitler from Literally Hitler.
Everyone I don’t like is literally Hitler, literally Hitler
@@explosivemuffin795 That's a shame, literally Jesus
Damien: That’s really interesting, dying laughing. I hope that’s how I go out.
On his deathbed, he’s going to just start cracking jokes
Rip austin. You were my childhood. You, tanya, Pablo, uniqua and tyrone will always be forever with me.
F