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It's because he can replicate his exact voice pitch, it's tricky because he has a point where his voice won't go any lower and it shows, hence his weird modulation that everyone mocks for being all weird He can replicate that threshold of a high voice attempting to sound low and failing
0:48 that’s a dog car carrier, it keeps the dog fur off the seat and keeps the dog from going up front to the passenger and possibly driver seat which will disturb or distract the driver Edit: the pouches are for the leash or doggie poo bags or dog kibble or treats
3:34 at the end of 2013 (i was in year 7) my teacher was handing out "awards" to us to try and motivate us for the next year, and this was the award he gave me cause even tho i flunked the class debate we did all because i forgot my notebook, i still had all my sources and was spitting straight facts
8:42 the big round green one is called a Turbo Scratcher my cousins used to have a cat and they had a pink one of these for their cat and, yes even though it was pink the cat was a male
Artic Dogs was actually a great movie! also, that Shrek poster was a neat idea for young teens and tweens. It's funny and it teaches them how to prevent those diseases
So I’ve run into a problem... Octavian is awake, Quillson is awake, Zucker is.. awake? Zucker is on a forbidden snack run. I’ve searched the whole island, and I haven’t found him. I searched the whole museum too. He’s just completely gone. Forbidden snack run.
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Potato
I’m
A
My man Damien is back
Donkey has the largest Dick
Almost 2 minutes in and Damien is already questioning the homosexuality of Shrek characters
i thought that was just an exaggeration, boy was i wrong...
Homoshrekuality
FastBreak383 nice
My name is julien...why u do this?
Shrek is the definition of man according to the video
Image: Risk of stroke
Everyone: Risk of stroke
Damien: Riks of stroke
Mhyko Orpilla he had a stroke reading it 🤷🏼♀️
Riks of stonk
R/fuckinemkayhadastrokefromoverloadofKFCwhatafatcunt
@@xavierdiedricks3356 don't be mean to lord damien
Me: Rise of the stroke
6:19 EmKay has the literal best impression of chills. No cap
Lmfao
He does, it cracks me up every single time.
It's because he can replicate his exact voice pitch, it's tricky because he has a point where his voice won't go any lower and it shows, hence his weird modulation that everyone mocks for being all weird
He can replicate that threshold of a high voice attempting to sound low and failing
Truer
OH MY GOD THERE’S A CHILLS IMPRESSION IN THIS!?
Your laugh distracted me so much that Anakin got the high ground.
Anakin start panakin
Oh no lol
Wow what a great crossover
Hello there
Lmao nice
My bad videos are spreading
how does this only have 30 likes
LMAO
3rd
OH MY GOD ITS THE MAN HIMSELF
I ruined the best number
"Who still remembers eggs"
He was looking in the future
*How to basic intensifies*
In a future... all eggs terminated by a legend named... How To Basic.
@@bobbybkh1471 this was an inevitability 😞
oh god
Emkay: Welcome back to Emkay
My ears: Welcome back to "emgay"
Edit: 666 likes thanks so much, but some church can help me?
Welcome back to "am gay"
Diamond Chichillas physically*
@@mozarella_cheese yaas queen
amgay
Oh damn damien you single?
5:28 i don't think that was pee my guy
Damien: he peed his pants
Kid: i'm come
Lol
I don’t he’s ya know *within the age*
Oh
LionTamerTV when i was 11 i did and he looks 12 or 13
"Probably Pinnochio" DUDE! DONKEY LITERALLY HAD BABIES WITH A DAMN DRAGON! HOW IS HE NOT THE STRAIGHTEST SHREK CHARACTER!?
And donkey resisted shrek for like three whole movies
Pinochio was freaking wearing women's underwear in Shrek 2! Lmao!
bi or pans
5:28 Seeing his age, company, and facial expression, I do believe that is not in fact urine...
Oh shit
Uh oh
Ooooooooooooooohhhhh
👀
Oh dear
i want emkay to just say "uh oh stinky" in a chills voice
@@Nicolas-oh5ci you are too-
Damien
Damien
I heard it in my head and now I am disgusted
“Im Come”
Is this a threat
Nope, it's a promise my friend.
@@whitebewt9794 _Frightening._
Hi come, I'm dad
Your pfp matches so well
Jonathan The Dane IS THAT A ENDGAME THREAT?!?!
donkey is the straightest he tapped that dragon immediately.
Why does that make him straight?
I actually watched the video and shrek is the straightest
@@ThemanthelegendKenny cuz hes boring
@@voidpickle5684 because it's a female dragon
Zach: *sees something unfunny*
Not funny didn't laugh.
Damien: *massive wheeze*
Damien: breath.... *HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
69th like
JPope_O3O _Official okay?
I love your pfp
I dont love ur pfp
0:48 that’s a dog car carrier, it keeps the dog fur off the seat and keeps the dog from going up front to the passenger and possibly driver seat which will disturb or distract the driver
Edit: the pouches are for the leash or doggie poo bags or dog kibble or treats
No one:
Moms when you use you phone for 0.07 seconds: *i m c o m e*
I read “Put down the dope and pick up the Pope” which made it infinitely funnier
Ah yes *casually picks up the Pope*
Damien: Aww the little guy peed his pants!
*Are you sure that’s pee?*
brooooooooo XD
Pee is stored in the balls
@@millermagic686 n...no...
@@millermagic686 uh is this what prepubescent girls think? Are you a prepubescent girl?
ps3 wolvrine14 it's a joke.
Ok so I sneezed when you said "welcome back to emkay" and I ended up hearing it as "welcome back, *I'm gay* "
bless you
@@elq.c achooo
borderlands 2 fan bless u
That was a back seat protector for pets while driving.
tHe SuN iS a DeAdlY lAzEr
*Not anymore there's a blanket*
*N O*
why
*THE SUN IS A D E A D L Y L A Z E R*
oh o-
*not anymore theres a blanket*
Come on, animals. Let's go on land.
I love bill
*THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
"Hey we can go on land now"
PETITION FOR DAMIEN TO DO A WHOLE EPISODE WITH THE CHILLS VOICE!!!!!!!!!
Limitless_MGK Fr, it was spot on!!
Why don’t more people talk about how spot on it is. 😂
Dude, what's chills username again?
@@RedWolf34ef i think it was EmKay or something?
Dude, I was an idiot, just look up chills
Uber driver: *i m c o m e*
Damien: *WHEEZE*
6:19 Damien should cover for chills' when he gone
My teacher actually has a credible hulk poster in her classroom.
Me too
I wish
same bruh
Good.
6:19 Yessssssss the Chills impression!
Thank you Damien.
Thank you.
"i remember egg-"
OK BOOMER
Timothy McVeigh?
More like high five 1965
We don't have eggs anymore, we have organic lootboxes.
@sparx dew Of Corpse
Haha, no. And wooosh btw
The egg thing is like the next level of “do you know what this is?” *shows floppy disk*
“Sounds like he's never been snowmobiling” as someone who has been snowmobiling, yeah. He gets it.
Who remembers eggs?
...no seriously did you get the eggs? We don’t have any in the fridge
Phoenix is Awesome I ate them
Alex Boxfights ok shithead
@Alex Boxfights When people actually say "ok boomer" its never funny
4:54
Doctor: just ask your wife's boyfriend that's what I do
"Shrek hits it raw."
I didnt need this.
Damien, laughing at his own jokes: 😹
Us, just happy that he's having fun: 💞
Therapist: So, open up yourself to me, tell me you’re problems
Me: 5:57
Lolololololololol
*your
Nomad94 add Grammar to the list
Your*
3:54
Image: Sword
Damien: *Reads it how it is*
“Soo-ward”
soward
Nobody:
damien: WHEEEEZEEE
Also damien: *thats funny*
6:20 i got chills that was so damn accurate
6:30 , abort mission
Damien sounds like the burger king foot lettuce guy
On purpose of course
Also his name is Chills
Damien sounds more like Chills then Chills himself
1:29 I hope Chills was featured in this masterpiece of a video
No. 7
Lord Farquaad Is A Power Bottom
That weed side effects one was from one of the most legendary satire pages in internet history, Marijuana MAKES You Violent
I love Jewce man aka the guy who makes gay jojo videos. Spoilers: The straightest character is Shrek.
6:19
My dude legit sounds like chills
Nobody:
Sanders Sides Fans:
"The Credible Hulk" is just Logan mad, and no one can stop me!
10:26 dude that reference made my day I love smashing pumpkins aaaaa
also happy holidays Damien, ur awesome and don’t forget it
3:53 Did anyone notice how Damien pronounced sword
sword
@@EmKay YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
suword
I live by the Sward....
I thought everyone said it like that.
"Stop the sales of Pokemon Sword and Shield"
WHEN YOU POSTED THAT ARTICLE THE GAME HASNT EVEN COME OUT YET
0:53 I'm pretty sure that's a thing you put in the back of your car so your dog doesn't get hair everywhere
1:30 this was actually in my recommended on UA-cam 😂😂😂
Shrek is the staightest character. The gayest is the "Do The Roar" Boy.
My-Lady- Greensleeves Sherm is love and shrek is life
6:19 i need a compilation of Mkay's imitation of top15's
So you know Top15s, but you don’t know Chills? Uncultured swine.
Damien 50% of the time: *HHHHHHHAHAHAHWHWHEHHRJDHRJENDHDID*
Damien the other 50% of the time:
I don't get it
3:16 it took me a minute to get it and Idk how to feel about myself anymore
3:34 at the end of 2013 (i was in year 7) my teacher was handing out "awards" to us to try and motivate us for the next year, and this was the award he gave me cause even tho i flunked the class debate we did all because i forgot my notebook, i still had all my sources and was spitting straight facts
*The Credible Hulk* sounds like my ripped Algebra teacher
“To punish and enslave” is Barricade’s saying in the Transformers movies, it says it on the back of his police car mode.
Then it was changed in part 5 wasnt it?
No I’m fairly sure it’s still there in part 5, it’s there on the toy at least
Me: eating with my mom
Damien: “Sex toys! Let’s talk about it”
9:30 wait a second... That quote is on my Transformers The Last Knight Deluxe Class Barricade!
3:23
I’m proud of this dad for his joke
"Is it because KSI's bald?"
Me staring at 91%, 0 views
Also me: yeah... bald
Y'Know. i think the "Boombox" One Is From Roblox.
Just sayin
Yeah that was very much roblox
The straightest person in Shrek is Shrek HIMSELF, thanks Damien now I've watchet that video
Nothing says gay like a wife and kids
no spoilers!!!
Next you have to watch Jewce Man’s is DIO a power bottom
I watched the video before this so the thumbnail made me remember it
6:33 that’s a 3DS you can tell because of the larger top screen and the circle pad
6:19 I need a compilation of every time Damien does this voice
8:42 the big round green one is called a Turbo Scratcher my cousins used to have a cat and they had a pink one of these for their cat and, yes even though it was pink the cat was a male
*Me on December 1st:* "im come"
Me on December 3rd: “im covered”
Me on December 5th: "im couldn't"
Me on December 6th: I have to
Me on Nov 1, Nov 2, Nov 3, 28 days later well I won't spoil the ending
Me in november: I’m come’nt
0:52 "What are you selling me?" I think that's a couch cover. So dog hair doesn't get on the couch.
Me: This is first time I am early
Damian and the 866 people that have already watched the video: *wheezes*
0:05
"They didn't go anywhere."
Oh, wait... I wasn't supposed to eat them?
Artic Dogs was actually a great movie!
also, that Shrek poster was a neat idea for young teens and tweens. It's funny and it teaches them how to prevent those diseases
I swear, Damien’s laugh is the most precious thing in the world. Have a great day everyone🧡❤️💛
Bruh that sound so perfect,it sounded like *_Chills_*
It was so perfect, it sent *chills* down my spine.
LETTSSSSS GO! JEWCE MAN IS GETTING THE RECOGNITION HE DESERVES
Ah yes, gay JoJo videos
@@Zinfiny Finally, someone who gets that JoJo is gayyyyyyy
We all have to learn from him that DIO is a power bottom
Insert picture Bruno body pillow mecha here
0:45 this is a cover you put over the backseat of your car so you can drive with your dog in the back and keep it clean
3:16 I laughed at this, I have a bad sense of humor 😂😂😂😂
6:20
He does the voice so good tho 😂😂🤣
He's perfect for an unofficial chills parody top 10
0:17 He's just speaking early modern English, that's all
6:19 I shouldn't be laughing so hard
0:50 that goes on your backseat so theres no mess when you dog sits on it
i love how Damien turns Scottish for a second whenever he says ogre.
Damien: i don’t understand this
Fans: *screeching* HOW DARE YEOYSSSMSISKSKAKA AAAAAAAAA
5:57
No one:
Damien: (Says “Ricks instead of “Risk)
I remember eggs.
I have two on me at all times.
...
No, it's not the ones most will be thinking, and no, i won't go into detail why i have them on me
8:32. Bro that wheeze sounds like a car engine dying.
Emm Kay’s fake laughter made me laugh the most
When Damien uploads:
I'm come
Grandmas when ur hungry: *IM COME*
6:24 WAIT I THINK I KNOW THE REFRENCE TO THIS
I’ve watched the video - and Shrek, is in fact, the straightest character in the Shrek Cinematic Universe.
The couch was a cover for your car seats so dogs cant get hair on the seats!
" 'ello, anyone wanna learn about the quantum realm?"
-every indian guy on youtube
TBH on that one with the kid "peeing himself" i think it was c-
Jesus man, that chills impression, you nailed it.
*_6:19_**_- Holy CRAP that was a good impersonation-_*
3:44 when your bully is called stephanie:
**henry stickmin activated**
me wanting to be the first viewer
*Ad* :am about to end this man's whole career
Get Adblock bro
@@FEEAR1000 doesn't work on mobile app 😬
@@sunnythemartian Yeah but they have great adblock browsers
Yo, clocked into UA-cam at just the right time
Nobody:
everyone on youtube comments:
2019?
Notification squad?
Im early!
The Harmonica Loser 07-21-05 was the day Jesus was found in a potato and the day I was born
@@jacksonfromwisconsin2005
Ah neat,
So jesus is basically why the potato famine happened.
and you too.
Jeez how it has effected people
When Emkay uploads after 2 months:
*He is risen*
So I’ve run into a problem...
Octavian is awake, Quillson is awake, Zucker is.. awake? Zucker is on a forbidden snack run. I’ve searched the whole island, and I haven’t found him. I searched the whole museum too. He’s just completely gone. Forbidden snack run.