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  • @EmKay
    @EmKay  5 років тому +1358

    Which Shrek characters are GAY??? Which are STRAIGHT??? Is Lord Farquaad PANSEXUAL??? Learn the definitive answers to these eternal, mildly homophobic questions: ua-cam.com/video/NFklXNHwzcU/v-deo.html .

  • @ItJulien
    @ItJulien 5 років тому +1839

    Almost 2 minutes in and Damien is already questioning the homosexuality of Shrek characters

    • @helpdadcomeback
      @helpdadcomeback 5 років тому +16

      i thought that was just an exaggeration, boy was i wrong...

    • @jude1699
      @jude1699 5 років тому +53

      Homoshrekuality

    • @ShyGreenBean
      @ShyGreenBean 5 років тому +2

      FastBreak383 nice

    • @KILLI_NUT
      @KILLI_NUT 5 років тому +1

      My name is julien...why u do this?

    • @paranoidise6458
      @paranoidise6458 5 років тому

      Shrek is the definition of man according to the video

  • @mhykoorpilla2368
    @mhykoorpilla2368 5 років тому +852

    Image: Risk of stroke
    Everyone: Risk of stroke
    Damien: Riks of stroke

  • @fragmentsofsound8452
    @fragmentsofsound8452 5 років тому +611

    6:19 EmKay has the literal best impression of chills. No cap

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 5 років тому +5

      Lmfao

    • @endy7432
      @endy7432 4 роки тому +29

      He does, it cracks me up every single time.

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 4 роки тому +19

      It's because he can replicate his exact voice pitch, it's tricky because he has a point where his voice won't go any lower and it shows, hence his weird modulation that everyone mocks for being all weird
      He can replicate that threshold of a high voice attempting to sound low and failing

    • @hanmashuji2378
      @hanmashuji2378 4 роки тому +2

      Truer

    • @justafrogw1041
      @justafrogw1041 4 роки тому +3

      OH MY GOD THERE’S A CHILLS IMPRESSION IN THIS!?

  • @obi-wankenobi8067
    @obi-wankenobi8067 5 років тому +679

    Your laugh distracted me so much that Anakin got the high ground.

  • @LiberationMangoJuicePerson
    @LiberationMangoJuicePerson 5 років тому +393

    My bad videos are spreading

  • @SSammy-1
    @SSammy-1 5 років тому +351

    "Who still remembers eggs"
    He was looking in the future
    *How to basic intensifies*

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 5 років тому +27

      In a future... all eggs terminated by a legend named... How To Basic.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 років тому +17

      @@bobbybkh1471 this was an inevitability 😞

    • @acedv6134
      @acedv6134 5 років тому +1

      oh god

  • @coldghost2721
    @coldghost2721 5 років тому +670

    Emkay: Welcome back to Emkay
    My ears: Welcome back to "emgay"
    Edit: 666 likes thanks so much, but some church can help me?

  • @theskadoosher1473
    @theskadoosher1473 5 років тому +316

    5:28 i don't think that was pee my guy

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 5 років тому +142

      Damien: he peed his pants
      Kid: i'm come

    • @nawazzzahmedd
      @nawazzzahmedd 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @defvalleydriver
      @defvalleydriver 5 років тому +15

      I don’t he’s ya know *within the age*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 років тому +116

      Oh

    • @pengap697
      @pengap697 5 років тому +4

      LionTamerTV when i was 11 i did and he looks 12 or 13

  • @somedudewithakeyboard5388
    @somedudewithakeyboard5388 5 років тому +120

    "Probably Pinnochio" DUDE! DONKEY LITERALLY HAD BABIES WITH A DAMN DRAGON! HOW IS HE NOT THE STRAIGHTEST SHREK CHARACTER!?

    • @jamalhawa5615
      @jamalhawa5615 4 роки тому +18

      And donkey resisted shrek for like three whole movies

    • @Rjinsi667
      @Rjinsi667 4 роки тому +3

      Pinochio was freaking wearing women's underwear in Shrek 2! Lmao!

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 роки тому +3

      bi or pans

  • @oranblack
    @oranblack 5 років тому +179

    5:28 Seeing his age, company, and facial expression, I do believe that is not in fact urine...

  • @Im_JoeCool
    @Im_JoeCool 5 років тому +406

    i want emkay to just say "uh oh stinky" in a chills voice

  • @jona7357
    @jona7357 5 років тому +388

    “Im Come”
    Is this a threat

  • @FishwicksREAL
    @FishwicksREAL 5 років тому +218

    donkey is the straightest he tapped that dragon immediately.

    • @voidpickle5684
      @voidpickle5684 4 роки тому +4

      Why does that make him straight?

    • @ThemanthelegendKenny
      @ThemanthelegendKenny 4 роки тому +7

      I actually watched the video and shrek is the straightest

    • @unslaadkrosis9435
      @unslaadkrosis9435 4 роки тому

      @@ThemanthelegendKenny cuz hes boring

    • @MoonyVoid
      @MoonyVoid 3 роки тому +1

      @@voidpickle5684 because it's a female dragon

  • @random6579
    @random6579 5 років тому +186

    Zach: *sees something unfunny*
    Not funny didn't laugh.
    Damien: *massive wheeze*

  • @robinrichardson5821
    @robinrichardson5821 5 років тому +41

    0:48 that’s a dog car carrier, it keeps the dog fur off the seat and keeps the dog from going up front to the passenger and possibly driver seat which will disturb or distract the driver
    Edit: the pouches are for the leash or doggie poo bags or dog kibble or treats

  • @dootvevo7511
    @dootvevo7511 5 років тому +75

    No one:
    Moms when you use you phone for 0.07 seconds: *i m c o m e*

  • @cats1970
    @cats1970 5 років тому +44

    I read “Put down the dope and pick up the Pope” which made it infinitely funnier

  • @oldmanjenkins3349
    @oldmanjenkins3349 5 років тому +364

    Damien: Aww the little guy peed his pants!
    *Are you sure that’s pee?*

    • @red4921
      @red4921 5 років тому +5

      brooooooooo XD

    • @millermagic686
      @millermagic686 5 років тому +37

      Pee is stored in the balls

    • @GhostSwiss
      @GhostSwiss 5 років тому +2

      @@millermagic686 n...no...

    • @keepironman14
      @keepironman14 5 років тому +1

      @@millermagic686 uh is this what prepubescent girls think? Are you a prepubescent girl?

    • @TerraVulture
      @TerraVulture 5 років тому +20

      ps3 wolvrine14 it's a joke.

  • @dannydinnerboy982
    @dannydinnerboy982 5 років тому +62

    Ok so I sneezed when you said "welcome back to emkay" and I ended up hearing it as "welcome back, *I'm gay* "

  • @tabytastick
    @tabytastick 5 років тому +104

    That was a back seat protector for pets while driving.

  • @micoosu
    @micoosu 5 років тому +242

    tHe SuN iS a DeAdlY lAzEr
    *Not anymore there's a blanket*

    • @apasih3781
      @apasih3781 5 років тому +18

      *N O*
      why
      *THE SUN IS A D E A D L Y L A Z E R*
      oh o-
      *not anymore theres a blanket*

    • @adidoesstuff5999
      @adidoesstuff5999 5 років тому +8

      Come on, animals. Let's go on land.

    • @sad503
      @sad503 5 років тому +5

      I love bill

    • @turkcedirsenunsdasf7521
      @turkcedirsenunsdasf7521 5 років тому +1

      *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

    • @quive5705
      @quive5705 5 років тому +1

      "Hey we can go on land now"

  • @Krank01
    @Krank01 5 років тому +303

    PETITION FOR DAMIEN TO DO A WHOLE EPISODE WITH THE CHILLS VOICE!!!!!!!!!

    • @mmmchikenwangz8005
      @mmmchikenwangz8005 5 років тому +9

      Limitless_MGK Fr, it was spot on!!

    • @pixelthesketch5257
      @pixelthesketch5257 5 років тому +9

      Why don’t more people talk about how spot on it is. 😂

    • @RedWolf34ef
      @RedWolf34ef 5 років тому

      Dude, what's chills username again?

    • @noraar6678
      @noraar6678 5 років тому

      @@RedWolf34ef i think it was EmKay or something?

    • @RedWolf34ef
      @RedWolf34ef 5 років тому

      Dude, I was an idiot, just look up chills

  • @Shelby-rl6zb
    @Shelby-rl6zb 5 років тому +46

    Uber driver: *i m c o m e*
    Damien: *WHEEZE*

  • @xdDestrutor_exe
    @xdDestrutor_exe 5 років тому +34

    6:19 Damien should cover for chills' when he gone

  • @arandompenguin4489
    @arandompenguin4489 5 років тому +111

    My teacher actually has a credible hulk poster in her classroom.

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 5 років тому +14

    6:19 Yessssssss the Chills impression!
    Thank you Damien.
    Thank you.

  • @2-_
    @2-_ 5 років тому +379

    "i remember egg-"
    OK BOOMER

  • @tuxedobird
    @tuxedobird 5 років тому +32

    The egg thing is like the next level of “do you know what this is?” *shows floppy disk*

  • @paigey-poo4235
    @paigey-poo4235 5 років тому +25

    “Sounds like he's never been snowmobiling” as someone who has been snowmobiling, yeah. He gets it.

  • @misss7096
    @misss7096 5 років тому +87

    Who remembers eggs?
    ...no seriously did you get the eggs? We don’t have any in the fridge

    • @peeweeweepee6024
      @peeweeweepee6024 5 років тому

      Phoenix is Awesome I ate them

    • @_janetliz_6288
      @_janetliz_6288 5 років тому

      Alex Boxfights ok shithead

    • @TheCastrator
      @TheCastrator 5 років тому

      @Alex Boxfights When people actually say "ok boomer" its never funny

  • @Blank-vp6ep
    @Blank-vp6ep 5 років тому +25

    4:54
    Doctor: just ask your wife's boyfriend that's what I do

  • @dozydoe5245
    @dozydoe5245 5 років тому +23

    "Shrek hits it raw."
    I didnt need this.

  • @gentle_apathy
    @gentle_apathy 5 років тому +31

    Damien, laughing at his own jokes: 😹
    Us, just happy that he's having fun: 💞

  • @digbyfire5446
    @digbyfire5446 5 років тому +63

    Therapist: So, open up yourself to me, tell me you’re problems
    Me: 5:57

  • @user-rw9yo2pc6e
    @user-rw9yo2pc6e 5 років тому +28

    3:54
    Image: Sword
    Damien: *Reads it how it is*

  • @laciewilson8722
    @laciewilson8722 5 років тому +17

    Nobody:
    damien: WHEEEEZEEE
    Also damien: *thats funny*

  • @ghxst-note9808
    @ghxst-note9808 4 роки тому +16

    6:20 i got chills that was so damn accurate

  • @wxsteri2580
    @wxsteri2580 5 років тому +29

    6:30 , abort mission
    Damien sounds like the burger king foot lettuce guy

    • @endy7432
      @endy7432 4 роки тому

      On purpose of course

    • @endy7432
      @endy7432 4 роки тому

      Also his name is Chills

  • @reyy1k
    @reyy1k 5 років тому +46

    Damien sounds more like Chills then Chills himself

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 5 років тому +46

    1:29 I hope Chills was featured in this masterpiece of a video

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 років тому +11

      No. 7
      Lord Farquaad Is A Power Bottom

  • @ShenDoodles
    @ShenDoodles 5 років тому +8

    That weed side effects one was from one of the most legendary satire pages in internet history, Marijuana MAKES You Violent

  • @Broducts
    @Broducts 5 років тому +60

    I love Jewce man aka the guy who makes gay jojo videos. Spoilers: The straightest character is Shrek.

  • @vipernox2418
    @vipernox2418 5 років тому +10

    6:19
    My dude legit sounds like chills

  • @angelwithaspear8367
    @angelwithaspear8367 5 років тому +14

    Nobody:
    Sanders Sides Fans:
    "The Credible Hulk" is just Logan mad, and no one can stop me!

  • @apearchitect558
    @apearchitect558 5 років тому +5

    10:26 dude that reference made my day I love smashing pumpkins aaaaa
    also happy holidays Damien, ur awesome and don’t forget it

  • @prof_Sam_G
    @prof_Sam_G 5 років тому +42

    3:53 Did anyone notice how Damien pronounced sword

  • @lamp3804
    @lamp3804 5 років тому +19

    "Stop the sales of Pokemon Sword and Shield"
    WHEN YOU POSTED THAT ARTICLE THE GAME HASNT EVEN COME OUT YET

  • @hatenayousei
    @hatenayousei 5 років тому +7

    0:53 I'm pretty sure that's a thing you put in the back of your car so your dog doesn't get hair everywhere

  • @Daniel-jf1ts
    @Daniel-jf1ts 5 років тому +7

    1:30 this was actually in my recommended on UA-cam 😂😂😂

  • @my-lady-greensleeves5831
    @my-lady-greensleeves5831 5 років тому +33

    Shrek is the staightest character. The gayest is the "Do The Roar" Boy.

    • @CDHyena
      @CDHyena 5 років тому

      My-Lady- Greensleeves Sherm is love and shrek is life

  • @luckyinky7849
    @luckyinky7849 5 років тому +10

    6:19 i need a compilation of Mkay's imitation of top15's

    • @sigmerwalterwhite
      @sigmerwalterwhite 4 роки тому

      So you know Top15s, but you don’t know Chills? Uncultured swine.

  • @chanceencounter176
    @chanceencounter176 5 років тому +8

    Damien 50% of the time: *HHHHHHHAHAHAHWHWHEHHRJDHRJENDHDID*
    Damien the other 50% of the time:
    I don't get it

  • @Komobear
    @Komobear 5 років тому +12

    3:16 it took me a minute to get it and Idk how to feel about myself anymore

  • @scooterdoofus
    @scooterdoofus 4 роки тому +3

    3:34 at the end of 2013 (i was in year 7) my teacher was handing out "awards" to us to try and motivate us for the next year, and this was the award he gave me cause even tho i flunked the class debate we did all because i forgot my notebook, i still had all my sources and was spitting straight facts

  • @iwantcoffeenottea3257
    @iwantcoffeenottea3257 5 років тому +14

    *The Credible Hulk* sounds like my ripped Algebra teacher

  • @CornStarch_Crusader
    @CornStarch_Crusader 5 років тому +47

    “To punish and enslave” is Barricade’s saying in the Transformers movies, it says it on the back of his police car mode.

    • @leyd1642
      @leyd1642 5 років тому

      Then it was changed in part 5 wasnt it?

    • @CornStarch_Crusader
      @CornStarch_Crusader 5 років тому +1

      No I’m fairly sure it’s still there in part 5, it’s there on the toy at least

  • @kareem6023
    @kareem6023 4 роки тому +5

    Me: eating with my mom
    Damien: “Sex toys! Let’s talk about it”

  • @jbzangyat
    @jbzangyat 5 років тому +4

    9:30 wait a second... That quote is on my Transformers The Last Knight Deluxe Class Barricade!

  • @CommanderChris66
    @CommanderChris66 5 років тому +2

    3:23
    I’m proud of this dad for his joke

  • @songlover9700
    @songlover9700 5 років тому +30

    "Is it because KSI's bald?"
    Me staring at 91%, 0 views
    Also me: yeah... bald

  • @aoishiraka3687
    @aoishiraka3687 5 років тому +31

    The straightest person in Shrek is Shrek HIMSELF, thanks Damien now I've watchet that video

    • @joemama-ib2lh
      @joemama-ib2lh 5 років тому +6

      Nothing says gay like a wife and kids

    • @th3crazyguard1an85
      @th3crazyguard1an85 5 років тому

      no spoilers!!!

    • @koiva9076
      @koiva9076 5 років тому +3

      Next you have to watch Jewce Man’s is DIO a power bottom

    • @pancakes5646
      @pancakes5646 5 років тому

      I watched the video before this so the thumbnail made me remember it

  • @zachattack1279
    @zachattack1279 5 років тому +4

    6:33 that’s a 3DS you can tell because of the larger top screen and the circle pad

  • @loom.mp4
    @loom.mp4 5 років тому +2

    6:19 I need a compilation of every time Damien does this voice

  • @michaelsegal3558
    @michaelsegal3558 2 місяці тому +1

    8:42 the big round green one is called a Turbo Scratcher my cousins used to have a cat and they had a pink one of these for their cat and, yes even though it was pink the cat was a male

  • @June-413
    @June-413 5 років тому +67

    *Me on December 1st:* "im come"

    • @liltizmo6313
      @liltizmo6313 5 років тому +5

      Me on December 3rd: “im covered”

    • @pinealitz
      @pinealitz 5 років тому +1

      Me on December 5th: "im couldn't"

    • @crutchy4671
      @crutchy4671 5 років тому

      Me on December 6th: I have to

    • @aliceakosota797
      @aliceakosota797 5 років тому

      Me on Nov 1, Nov 2, Nov 3, 28 days later well I won't spoil the ending

    • @Its_M1lk
      @Its_M1lk 5 років тому +2

      Me in november: I’m come’nt

  • @getoscarfied
    @getoscarfied 5 років тому +5

    0:52 "What are you selling me?" I think that's a couch cover. So dog hair doesn't get on the couch.

  • @rochelleramirez7742
    @rochelleramirez7742 5 років тому +44

    Me: This is first time I am early
    Damian and the 866 people that have already watched the video: *wheezes*

  • @lord__pasta
    @lord__pasta 4 роки тому +1

    0:05
    "They didn't go anywhere."
    Oh, wait... I wasn't supposed to eat them?

  • @jocelynecupcake
    @jocelynecupcake 4 роки тому +1

    Artic Dogs was actually a great movie!
    also, that Shrek poster was a neat idea for young teens and tweens. It's funny and it teaches them how to prevent those diseases

  • @kyliem.7001
    @kyliem.7001 5 років тому +14

    I swear, Damien’s laugh is the most precious thing in the world. Have a great day everyone🧡❤️💛

  • @romanpoh8370
    @romanpoh8370 5 років тому +8

    Bruh that sound so perfect,it sounded like *_Chills_*

    • @killergarfield
      @killergarfield 5 років тому

      It was so perfect, it sent *chills* down my spine.

  • @birdbiddness
    @birdbiddness 5 років тому +18

    LETTSSSSS GO! JEWCE MAN IS GETTING THE RECOGNITION HE DESERVES

    • @Zinfiny
      @Zinfiny 5 років тому +2

      Ah yes, gay JoJo videos

    • @aces5thalternateaccount464
      @aces5thalternateaccount464 5 років тому +1

      @@Zinfiny Finally, someone who gets that JoJo is gayyyyyyy

    • @koiva9076
      @koiva9076 5 років тому +1

      We all have to learn from him that DIO is a power bottom

    • @pancakes5646
      @pancakes5646 5 років тому +1

      Insert picture Bruno body pillow mecha here

  • @ironcastlive
    @ironcastlive 4 роки тому +3

    0:45 this is a cover you put over the backseat of your car so you can drive with your dog in the back and keep it clean

  • @no-do5od
    @no-do5od 4 роки тому +1

    3:16 I laughed at this, I have a bad sense of humor 😂😂😂😂

  • @nemcyduran9716
    @nemcyduran9716 5 років тому +4

    6:20
    He does the voice so good tho 😂😂🤣

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 4 роки тому

      He's perfect for an unofficial chills parody top 10

  • @AAArnold
    @AAArnold 5 років тому +13

    0:17 He's just speaking early modern English, that's all

  • @justrosbief3828
    @justrosbief3828 4 роки тому +3

    6:19 I shouldn't be laughing so hard

  • @chocopro818
    @chocopro818 4 роки тому +1

    0:50 that goes on your backseat so theres no mess when you dog sits on it

  • @GamerKid11
    @GamerKid11 5 років тому +2

    i love how Damien turns Scottish for a second whenever he says ogre.

  • @bingobongo7901
    @bingobongo7901 4 роки тому +3

    Damien: i don’t understand this
    Fans: *screeching* HOW DARE YEOYSSSMSISKSKAKA AAAAAAAAA

  • @rtdejimasan893
    @rtdejimasan893 5 років тому +12

    5:57
    No one:
    Damien: (Says “Ricks instead of “Risk)

  • @JohanniklasLp
    @JohanniklasLp 5 років тому +5

    I remember eggs.
    I have two on me at all times.
    ...
    No, it's not the ones most will be thinking, and no, i won't go into detail why i have them on me

  • @NightFall-hy3vl
    @NightFall-hy3vl 4 роки тому +2

    8:32. Bro that wheeze sounds like a car engine dying.

  • @zadenc7033
    @zadenc7033 5 років тому +1

    Emm Kay’s fake laughter made me laugh the most

  • @nomansguy914
    @nomansguy914 5 років тому +6

    When Damien uploads:
    I'm come

  • @jesuschristwillyeetyou2778
    @jesuschristwillyeetyou2778 5 років тому +3

    Grandmas when ur hungry: *IM COME*

  • @aborealisglfry
    @aborealisglfry 5 років тому +3

    6:24 WAIT I THINK I KNOW THE REFRENCE TO THIS

  • @godsnintendog
    @godsnintendog 5 років тому +2

    I’ve watched the video - and Shrek, is in fact, the straightest character in the Shrek Cinematic Universe.

  • @percy77
    @percy77 5 років тому +2

    The couch was a cover for your car seats so dogs cant get hair on the seats!

  • @dabi15
    @dabi15 5 років тому +3

    " 'ello, anyone wanna learn about the quantum realm?"
    -every indian guy on youtube

  • @megumin1170
    @megumin1170 4 роки тому +3

    TBH on that one with the kid "peeing himself" i think it was c-

  • @hitlerswetpussy1736
    @hitlerswetpussy1736 5 років тому +14

    Jesus man, that chills impression, you nailed it.

  • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
    @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 4 роки тому +1

    *_6:19_**_- Holy CRAP that was a good impersonation-_*

  • @kujo40536
    @kujo40536 4 роки тому

    3:44 when your bully is called stephanie:
    **henry stickmin activated**

  • @monke9826
    @monke9826 5 років тому +74

    me wanting to be the first viewer
    *Ad* :am about to end this man's whole career

    • @FEEAR1000
      @FEEAR1000 5 років тому +4

      Get Adblock bro

    • @sunnythemartian
      @sunnythemartian 5 років тому +1

      @@FEEAR1000 doesn't work on mobile app 😬

    • @FEEAR1000
      @FEEAR1000 5 років тому

      @@sunnythemartian Yeah but they have great adblock browsers

  • @aithonhomados
    @aithonhomados 5 років тому +4

    Yo, clocked into UA-cam at just the right time

  • @theharmonicaloser9323
    @theharmonicaloser9323 5 років тому +32

    Nobody:
    everyone on youtube comments:
    2019?
    Notification squad?
    Im early!

    • @jacksonfromwisconsin2005
      @jacksonfromwisconsin2005 5 років тому

      The Harmonica Loser 07-21-05 was the day Jesus was found in a potato and the day I was born

    • @theharmonicaloser9323
      @theharmonicaloser9323 5 років тому

      @@jacksonfromwisconsin2005
      Ah neat,
      So jesus is basically why the potato famine happened.
      and you too.

    • @jacksonfromwisconsin2005
      @jacksonfromwisconsin2005 5 років тому

      Jeez how it has effected people

  • @chosenmaple99
    @chosenmaple99 4 роки тому +2

    When Emkay uploads after 2 months:
    *He is risen*

  • @justafrogw1041
    @justafrogw1041 4 роки тому

    So I’ve run into a problem...
    Octavian is awake, Quillson is awake, Zucker is.. awake? Zucker is on a forbidden snack run. I’ve searched the whole island, and I haven’t found him. I searched the whole museum too. He’s just completely gone. Forbidden snack run.