The Freakiest Eaters

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  • @esspertguy6766
    @esspertguy6766 5 років тому +8470

    When the mortgage says 20-30 years but you eat the house in 2 years

  • @darian_thebest7672
    @darian_thebest7672 4 роки тому +7881

    Im scared of eating an orange with a dark spot on it, and these people eating walls

    • @ohsnapitsdiana
      @ohsnapitsdiana 4 роки тому +32

      Check the likes - nice 🤠

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 4 роки тому +119

      Darian_TheBest At least you'll probably live past 40, someone eating Sheetrock and shit...doubtful

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds 4 роки тому +24

      Nether Dominater ikr lol

    • @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231
      @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231 4 роки тому +62

      As someone who has and will continue to eat chalk, I’m also scared of eating an orange with a dark spot

    • @therealshrimpfr
      @therealshrimpfr 4 роки тому +22

      I opened an orange with dark spots on it, half the orange had turned black

  • @TheNuggzt3r
    @TheNuggzt3r 4 роки тому +2858

    "Kids, dinner is ready!"
    The disappointment when they expect an actual meal but only see their mother moving the sofa to present dinner.

    • @mushromus7764
      @mushromus7764 4 роки тому +17

      U ever seen ben 10?

    • @tanyaharmon6739
      @tanyaharmon6739 4 роки тому +6

      @@mushromus7764 yes

    • @RichHobo
      @RichHobo 4 роки тому +1

      Mushromus you ever play the Ben 10 ps3 game

    • @ranfonaforanafo1601
      @ranfonaforanafo1601 4 роки тому +1

      @@RichHobo ps3?? long life to ps2 ben 10

    • @RichHobo
      @RichHobo 4 роки тому +1

      Ranfonafo Ranafo oh yea I think I meant ps2

  • @classyified2153
    @classyified2153 4 роки тому +491

    “Its hard work digging a hole in the wall” i wonder why its like they’re supposed to be hard to break

    • @toastytoast9800
      @toastytoast9800 3 роки тому +17

      shes also using what looks like to be a butter knife. i really wonder why its hard to break, as you probably know, knives are walls natural predators. she probably doesn't have the technique down

  • @felixedwardz5459
    @felixedwardz5459 5 років тому +16517

    When my parents stopped loving me I didn't binge eat sugar, I just started doing drugs like a normal person.

    • @possiblebot6858
      @possiblebot6858 4 роки тому +851

      I put sugar in crack pipes

    • @Pablo_Cabeza
      @Pablo_Cabeza 4 роки тому +1029

      Do both, pussy

    • @owenhensley4029
      @owenhensley4029 4 роки тому +138

      Felix Edwardz word

    • @JV-cw8pw
      @JV-cw8pw 4 роки тому +289

      What a bunch of pussies I just kept living my life when my parents disowned me

    • @Stonktradomus
      @Stonktradomus 4 роки тому +126

      @@JV-cw8pw, woah! You are harboring a lot of anger, and unforgivineness. Don't be ashamed of yourself. Maybe your parents disowned you, because you are incapable of feeling love? Not everyone feels love, and is therefore, not affected by the loss of it. It's not your fault. You were just born that way. Don't beat yourself up about it. Maybe just see a therapist about it, so that one day you can have a meaningful relationship. Real men don't run from their feelings. Cowards do that. It's time to face it, and move on.

  • @dom5101
    @dom5101 4 роки тому +9895

    shes quite literally shitting bricks

  • @icouldbejokingbut
    @icouldbejokingbut 4 роки тому +4531

    "Different walls have different tastes "
    Yes because some can taste like asbestos

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      @Chad_salad 4 роки тому +214

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    • @Eye5x5
      @Eye5x5 4 роки тому +10

      And some is

    • @harkple
      @harkple 4 роки тому +8

      karkat pfp......

    • @19sabrinaminerva68
      @19sabrinaminerva68 4 роки тому +7

      ok karkat

    • @callingpeoplesimps1287
      @callingpeoplesimps1287 4 роки тому +9

      Kris TheMoth everywhere I go there is someone with A HOMESTUCK PFP

  • @ThtSunbreaker
    @ThtSunbreaker 4 роки тому +647

    Imagine going into someone's home, seeing a hole and asking "Hey, it looks like you have a mouse or rat problem" and they reply "No I'm eating my wall"

    • @YraExalgaSkgs
      @YraExalgaSkgs 3 роки тому +14

      "Yeah... If anyone asks again say 'mice problems', okay?"

    • @kennethford3550
      @kennethford3550 Рік тому +1

      "Oh..."
      "..."
      "So does it taste good?"

    • @Warhead38
      @Warhead38 Рік тому

      Awkward 😬

    • @Espion-
      @Espion- Рік тому

      power move ngl

  • @TheTrueMrRugges
    @TheTrueMrRugges 5 років тому +1517

    We know that the first woman is going survive the apocalypse
    She just sustains herself on houses.

    • @awesomeguy9513
      @awesomeguy9513 5 років тому +71

      She would eat the shelters she would have to be exiled and given a bag of bricks

    • @EchizenRyoma77
      @EchizenRyoma77 5 років тому +9

      Probably tbh

    • @SashaSlvt
      @SashaSlvt 5 років тому +4

      Awesomeguy951 imagine zombies reach they just die from brick poisoning

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 5 років тому

      @@EchizenRyoma77 did you think she would get enough nutritions? american educational system failed you

    • @zerosaber257
      @zerosaber257 4 роки тому

      She would survive post corona apocalypse

  • @tseye2478
    @tseye2478 4 роки тому +7758

    Friend: “Where do you want to go to eat”
    Bricks girl: *construction site*

  • @EliteInferno14
    @EliteInferno14 5 років тому +1699

    "Each meal without pizza is a struggle." Yeah same here bud

    • @genderlesswhale2868
      @genderlesswhale2868 5 років тому +2

      I have depression and God, that line was a whole ass mood

    • @cherrydrip
      @cherrydrip 5 років тому +4

      @@genderlesswhale2868 hows it like having god

    • @genderlesswhale2868
      @genderlesswhale2868 5 років тому +6

      @@cherrydrip Well the god possessing my house never uses a fucking coaster and dangles from my ceiling at night clacking it's skeletal appendages while I'm trying to sleep, worst roommate ever. 0/10.
      /The one time I don't use the Oxford comma/.

  • @patrickcharette2151
    @patrickcharette2151 4 роки тому +76

    What I find revolting here, is that the “tastes” in the walls don’t just come from the drywall, they come from the years of accumulated dust, dirt, bodily fluids maybe, animal dander, and whatever else revolting might have touched or be on it

  • @crispyandspicy6813
    @crispyandspicy6813 4 роки тому +1909

    "What's that white powder that you seem to be addicted to and also try to keep out of sight?"
    "...Corn starch?"

  • @Assassinboy8084fun
    @Assassinboy8084fun 5 років тому +1156

    Imagine building a house and selling it to a customer who’ll just eat the whole thing

    • @MorfsPrower
      @MorfsPrower 5 років тому +40

      Better to sell it than rent it out.

    • @kyokuslaps2411
      @kyokuslaps2411 5 років тому +14

      Your profile pic is exactly what I'd do

    • @derpsterio2917
      @derpsterio2917 5 років тому +9

      Think about it, they will come back to you after they eat all the walls whole and ask for a new house, you don't care if they live, you care about the money

    • @sneakymango7397
      @sneakymango7397 5 років тому

      That’s like a full fucking job don’t tnere a full income

    • @dapperblookanimations226
      @dapperblookanimations226 5 років тому +7

      She's eating herself out of house and home

  • @ronologic3540
    @ronologic3540 4 роки тому +3022

    How does the guy who’s addicted to pizza look skinny but as soon as I lay my hands on one slice for a millisecond I immediately turn into Jabba the Hutt

    • @ALittleMessi
      @ALittleMessi 4 роки тому +296

      Pizza boy and soda girl both skinny. Fucking brick lady is fat. These extreme habits have to be extra food

    • @deathbydeviceable
      @deathbydeviceable 4 роки тому +181

      Missed opportunity to say "pizza the hut" from space balls

    • @jessieb9384
      @jessieb9384 4 роки тому +5

      @@deathbydeviceable
      The worst movie if all time I don't get why people acted like that was a good movie

    • @Ol_Lochy
      @Ol_Lochy 4 роки тому +66

      Jessie B it’s called an opinion

    • @allo3383
      @allo3383 4 роки тому +17

      You have fatty genetics, that's all

  • @zz7733
    @zz7733 4 роки тому +56

    Imagine suggesting pizza to one of your friends and they say, "Oh, I can't have that. I'm a recovering pizza addict."

  • @annica321
    @annica321 5 років тому +2824

    "Each meal without Pizza is a struggle" hey that's just called being Italian

  • @gabriella2902
    @gabriella2902 4 роки тому +1831

    That bricks addict girl can survive inside cell for long time and eat her way out.

    • @OxelOttleRottle
      @OxelOttleRottle 4 роки тому +22

      Your profile pic made me think it was loading and I was confused for like a solid 10 seconds

    • @ValentineRD107
      @ValentineRD107 4 роки тому +12

      Lol I thought you meant Cell from Dragonball Z at first, but that works too, funnily enough XD

    • @GuyWhoLikesTheSnarkies1435
      @GuyWhoLikesTheSnarkies1435 4 роки тому +8

      *Jailed on a military-grade concrete cell instead**

    • @Koyomix86
      @Koyomix86 4 роки тому +3

      ValentineRD107 I thought of that to I think I’ve been playing to much dragon ball fighterz

    • @ebraheem6025
      @ebraheem6025 4 роки тому +3

      If I would be arrested I would like her to be with me

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 5 років тому +592

    Imagine a renovation show where they eat the walls instead of knocking them down.

    • @_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_
      @_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_ 5 років тому +5

      Dear god

    • @Bueno_Y
      @Bueno_Y 5 років тому +6

      I would watch this LOL 😂

    • @KingBongHogger
      @KingBongHogger 5 років тому +19

      Extreme Makeover: Competitive Eating Edition

    • @sean5623
      @sean5623 5 років тому +6

      It’s somewhere in some reality in the multiverse

    • @Magmava
      @Magmava 5 років тому +5

      Johnson, I'm giving you 3 days to eat this wall!

  • @vemes4605
    @vemes4605 2 роки тому +30

    her eating bits of the wall is pretty much similar to people addicted to eating/chewing ice but she takes it to far superior levels indeed

    • @RAWRzooted
      @RAWRzooted Рік тому +3

      atleast chewing ice won’t harm your body in the long run, i don’t think so anyways
      sometimes i chew ice when my mouth is hungry but my stomach isn’t.
      it’s good because it’s getting extra water into my body, which i desperately need
      the only bad thing i can think of is maybe teeth damage?

    • @cyangaeming
      @cyangaeming 10 місяців тому +1

      It's crunchy which is fun​@@RAWRzooted

  • @geeky8693
    @geeky8693 4 роки тому +1261

    Plot twist: all that corn starch stocking/hiding was a role acting to hide actual drugs so nobody would suspect.

    • @flexinthesehoes2155
      @flexinthesehoes2155 4 роки тому +6

      Why would you invite a TV film crew into your house tht you hide drugs in lol

    • @geeky8693
      @geeky8693 4 роки тому +44

      @@flexinthesehoes2155 her family invited them '~'

    • @crowkit9729
      @crowkit9729 3 роки тому +13

      @@flexinthesehoes2155 to undermine people who suspect them. Putting the evidence in plain sight

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +3

      Amity pfp? I see you are a person of gay culture.

    • @geeky8693
      @geeky8693 3 роки тому +3

      @@Tw0Dots thats right, what a sight it is to see another witch of culture here

  • @fellout2555
    @fellout2555 4 роки тому +493

    I'm certain that everyone here instantly resumes their habits once the cameras go away

    • @SuperiorChaotic
      @SuperiorChaotic 2 роки тому +8

      I'm certain this is all staged

    • @ava4689
      @ava4689 2 роки тому +1

      Some yes some no. I think it depends. You can see some of them at least try. I think the extreme ones where theyre like “hey homie, this will kill you. You wanna die? You wanna lose your family?” Sometimes you can see a change in their face after hearing that. Like the raw meat guy being told he will not get ecoli resistance.

  • @hazloner117
    @hazloner117 4 роки тому +3532

    "I haven't had a soda, without vodka in it, in over 10 years" Charlie that's called being an alcoholic

    • @joshnorman3110
      @joshnorman3110 4 роки тому +79

      Or you just don't drink soda normally?

    • @hazloner117
      @hazloner117 4 роки тому +127

      @@joshnorman3110 r/woosh

    • @jimlewis1173
      @jimlewis1173 4 роки тому +75

      Those are called mixers, So your telling me some people drink them by themselves?

    • @hazloner117
      @hazloner117 4 роки тому +77

      @@jimlewis1173 "yeah can I have a virgin coke neat"

    • @kiwi1947
      @kiwi1947 4 роки тому +28

      Loner redditor moment

  • @axico3821
    @axico3821 3 роки тому +29

    Just make them play Fast and Furious so they can realize the true importance of family

  • @mic787
    @mic787 4 роки тому +1481

    These people: Eat bricks, corn starch, febreeze, plastic
    My brother: Drinks milk and dies

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 4 роки тому +69

      Michael28 WithABee That's some intense lactose intolerance there my friend

    • @RiseInAfterlife
      @RiseInAfterlife 4 роки тому +42

      @@netherdominater9960 Nah it was just 1 day past expiration date.

    • @eagle0114
      @eagle0114 4 роки тому +71

      The trick is to actually eat the milk instead of drinking it.

    • @mic787
      @mic787 4 роки тому +35

      @@eagle0114 bro, thats some big brain shit right there

    • @tylnozcn27
      @tylnozcn27 4 роки тому +12

      Eagle 011 ah shit, I’ve been drinking milk all this time.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 5 років тому +1734

    "He caught me with Brick Dust on my face"
    Is that slang for cheating with the handyman?

    • @jamesrwc4738
      @jamesrwc4738 5 років тому +54

      Fucking spectacular comment

    • @sofar2218
      @sofar2218 4 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @personal7648
      @personal7648 4 роки тому +36

      Fat plot twist she had to come up with a fake plaster addiction to cover for cheating on the husband

    • @elizabethirene7715
      @elizabethirene7715 4 роки тому +6

      i read that as "dick brust" lmao

    • @rubbyjallis4616
      @rubbyjallis4616 4 роки тому

      Genius 😂

  • @sanjisins
    @sanjisins 4 роки тому +1113

    "Different walls,have different tastes." ....words of wisdom.

  • @Bouch1018
    @Bouch1018 3 роки тому +36

    Watching this with noise canceling headphones on is a whole new kind of experience, ugh.

  • @spectralknight7142
    @spectralknight7142 4 роки тому +2357

    "you have e coli"
    "I'll build an immunity"
    "That's not possible bro"
    "I'm just built different"

    • @Dalpima
      @Dalpima 4 роки тому +49

      Every Trump supporter. xD

    • @fxckyouim2739
      @fxckyouim2739 4 роки тому +86

      @@Dalpima ‘they tested my dna, when it wasn’t dna, it was usa’

    • @Dalpima
      @Dalpima 4 роки тому +16

      @@fxckyouim2739 *Vomits everywhere*

    • @jerrytc2978
      @jerrytc2978 4 роки тому +21

      @@Dalpima you spell biden weird

    • @Dalpima
      @Dalpima 4 роки тому +22

      @@jerrytc2978 Got me good there Jerry.
      *Slow clap*

  • @_yerf
    @_yerf 4 роки тому +912

    "Raw meat eater, that does sound interesting"
    "The steaks are high"

    • @SamO-cn8rg
      @SamO-cn8rg 4 роки тому +9

      Chris McRoy goddamit 🤣

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 4 роки тому +1

      The appendix allows humans to eat raw meat to an extent, if he chose the meats right and like did it like sushi where he put it with something acidic then he wouldn’t get sick

    • @Oddie99000
      @Oddie99000 4 роки тому

      Zyanid Warfare my appendix was removed in middle school after getting appendicitis, fuck lol

    • @reganlee8721
      @reganlee8721 4 роки тому +1

      @@Oddie99000 dont worry bro, you can still eat raw meat.
      The guy above you might be misinformed.
      www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-is-the-function-of-the-human-appendix-did-it-once-have-a-purpose-that-has-since-been-lost/

    • @Oddie99000
      @Oddie99000 4 роки тому +1

      Dappageze you’re a real one, ima check that out then :)

  • @elderrusty541
    @elderrusty541 4 роки тому +458

    That protein powder solution was just “to get you off of cocaine, here’s crack”

    • @sadblueyluey4696
      @sadblueyluey4696 4 роки тому +1

      elder Rusty lol sick quote! is that from the video?

    • @elderrusty541
      @elderrusty541 4 роки тому +4

      Sad and blue I honestly don’t remember where I got the quote from

    • @theun-knownmusician5468
      @theun-knownmusician5468 4 роки тому

      Elder Rusty lmao

    • @SceleToon_and_Games
      @SceleToon_and_Games 4 роки тому +2

      right like her organs were probably already malfunctioning why don't they make her eat just tumeric powder in small smoonfuls when she really wants bricks then it's conditioning you not to fucking want drywall.

    • @tommyshelby2250
      @tommyshelby2250 4 роки тому

      Here's some crack,mixed with weed brownies.

  • @dreamieramune
    @dreamieramune 3 роки тому +71

    i love how every other youtuber that sees this stuff is freaking out and super grossed out but then charlie is just
    "yeah it looks succulent, lotta flavor in that."

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +5227

    You ever just eat bricks to flex on people who eat normal food.

    • @Goomfulus
      @Goomfulus 5 років тому +54

      The second coming of Ricegum.

    • @beepthemeep12
      @beepthemeep12 5 років тому +1

      All the time

    • @shallowgod5539
      @shallowgod5539 5 років тому +39

      I do it to flex on the homeless

    • @lemontart144
      @lemontart144 5 років тому +6

      And then end up shitting actual bricks

    • @elizaphernelia
      @elizaphernelia 5 років тому

      twenty one cries for help hello my fren

  • @N00BiksCube
    @N00BiksCube 5 років тому +1828

    "How could you be so addicted to something that you chose that over your family."
    That's literally what addiction is.

    • @kewldoodbrownie1299
      @kewldoodbrownie1299 5 років тому +98

      I could be hooked on meth and still pay child support. Your point is?

    • @seasonsgreetings2707
      @seasonsgreetings2707 5 років тому +304

      Kewldood Brownie if you’re hooked on meth, you’ll use the child support money to buy more meth

    • @kewldoodbrownie1299
      @kewldoodbrownie1299 5 років тому +108

      @@seasonsgreetings2707 I'm a reliable meth-head, I always pay up the child support. Your bad habits of dodging the payments have nothing to do with me.

    • @seasonsgreetings2707
      @seasonsgreetings2707 5 років тому +159

      Kewldood Brownie haha a reliable meth head? Thats nice i guess😂

    • @alwysmaxi
      @alwysmaxi 5 років тому +19

      @@ZTGOfficialYT okay, but that doesn't make him unreliable.

  • @firefist5904
    @firefist5904 4 роки тому +1341

    Not an expert, but it is pretty believable for someone to become addicted to sugar in a stressful situation. Sugar can literally block the brain from feeling stress

    • @Marshalicious
      @Marshalicious 4 роки тому +149

      Not just sugar but anything that you eat/do/use to comfort yourself can become your safe place, that's why some people get so stuck and develope these bad eating habbits or addictions

    • @firefist5904
      @firefist5904 4 роки тому +36

      @@Marshalicious I would say that is true for the most part, but I would say that some eating addictions (forget the name but people form a habit of eating sand and brocks) are most likely a cause of mental deficiency rather than a common brain response

    • @Marshalicious
      @Marshalicious 4 роки тому +33

      @@firefist5904 it's basically the brain associating that action with a safe mental place, same happens with stuff that makes us sad or angry, it's just an unconscious association

    • @Marshalicious
      @Marshalicious 4 роки тому +19

      But yeah, food has definitely a chemical aspect that comes from the actual food, such as sugar

    • @Clos93
      @Clos93 4 роки тому +20

      @@Marshalicious been smoking bud since I was 13, 28 now... I'm totally addicted and it's supposedly non-addictive lol. Yea, anything that brings you comfort and messes with your brain chemistry, is potentially abusable. But at least my vice isn't going to kill me immediately or cause extreme health problems like heroin and alcohol.

  • @nunchuckdaddy6417
    @nunchuckdaddy6417 3 роки тому +3

    Eating is the last self-soothing method we have for coping before going for direct self-harm.

  • @JonelKingas
    @JonelKingas 4 роки тому +3487

    Imagine getting pulled over with a bag of corn starch in your hand xD
    police: 👁__👁

    • @OhMoonPresence
      @OhMoonPresence 4 роки тому +291

      “It’s crack, arrest me” seems easier to explain than “I’m eating corn starch for breakfast”

    • @notashark5189
      @notashark5189 4 роки тому +58

      If I was caught like that I'll just say its drugs

    • @markdjoumo5968
      @markdjoumo5968 4 роки тому +31

      You're getting shot either way.

    • @Jasmine-fp3jd
      @Jasmine-fp3jd 4 роки тому +6

      throw it in his face and drive away

    • @freezasama5802
      @freezasama5802 3 роки тому +1

      R You OK citizen 👮

  • @rrendre4138
    @rrendre4138 5 років тому +1821

    *Woman Eats brick*
    Penguin:Ok
    *woman dumps food in coke*
    Penguin: LOCK THIS WOMAN UP

    • @Lichen8404
      @Lichen8404 5 років тому +68

      Okay but only someone with severe brain damage would even think about drinking chunky coke

    • @brettbeckwith6588
      @brettbeckwith6588 5 років тому +19

      The twinkie was cool, like whatever its a damn twinkie who tf cares but an oreo hurts to watch, I couldn't watch an atrocity of that caliber.

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 5 років тому +14

      who is this penguin you speak of?

    • @meheregames3648
      @meheregames3648 5 років тому +20

      @@Mngalahad I think this troglodyte is talking about charlie

    • @somxr_738
      @somxr_738 5 років тому +1

      Dunks not dumps you dumb.
      :| didn’t mean it to have 3 similar words

  • @SharpVCN
    @SharpVCN 5 років тому +599

    “But each meal without Pizza is a struggle”
    That line is comedy gold.

    • @ediblepizza
      @ediblepizza 5 років тому +3

      For me it truly is

    • @JaneDoe-xx6hp
      @JaneDoe-xx6hp 5 років тому +12

      That line describes the majority of high schoolers and undergrads

    • @changedusername159
      @changedusername159 5 років тому

      What's so funny?

    • @neptune9647
      @neptune9647 5 років тому

      I'm a New Yorker. I can agree to that.

    • @breakdancingninja8177
      @breakdancingninja8177 5 років тому +1

      Oh yee. I ead da pizza cuz I live in da big apple. Hur hur

  • @nothingman7163
    @nothingman7163 3 роки тому +36

    I still have yet to see anything more terrifying and trigger my "uncanny valley" fight or flight reflex like people who wear those awful eye color changing contacts

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 5 років тому +1104

    Guy sitting beside him: hey uh can i get a pizza
    Josh: *intense sweating*

    • @SirBlueWhale
      @SirBlueWhale 5 років тому +28

      Knees weak
      Arms spaghetti
      Vomit on his shirt already
      Mom's pizza
      *struggling intensifies*

    • @clowncat8658
      @clowncat8658 5 років тому +4

      Phone Phone arms pizza*

    • @UltimatePowa
      @UltimatePowa 4 роки тому

      As long as I can get a pizza that

  • @Rusty_Spy
    @Rusty_Spy 5 років тому +1741

    Guy: I'm ADDICTED to Pizza
    Also guy: **is perfectly in shape**

    • @xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx
      @xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx 5 років тому +250

      Same thing with the woman who drinks all the coke. If someone drank THAT fucking much for so long she would be way heavier and in much poorer health.

    • @rmrzthethird5464
      @rmrzthethird5464 5 років тому +189

      @@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx not necessarily heavier shed just have tooth,liver kidney and pancreatic problems

    • @Heyitsjaybirdo
      @Heyitsjaybirdo 5 років тому +86

      Neko Sasuke coke girl is prolly anorexic she just gets all her calories from Coca Cola

    • @gustavosanches3454
      @gustavosanches3454 5 років тому +41

      @@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx she doesnt look that skinny, she is quite young (20 years old I think) and we don't know for how long her addiction has been going on. I'm sure that given more time she would totally gain a lot more weight, but as others said, she is probably anorexic too.

    • @pnkgxd1734
      @pnkgxd1734 5 років тому +34

      Couldn't they just donate the coke to a food pantry.

  • @yaxishotdog
    @yaxishotdog 4 роки тому +621

    "what are you a cornstarch rookie?"
    well if she happened to hide it all in one location, the chances of him finding it are low, yes, but if he happens to find where its hidden, he'll be able to take ALL the cornstarch away. so, its best to hide it in multiple locations, opposed than just one.

    • @joshapologist
      @joshapologist 4 роки тому +71

      _denki_ It sounds as if you speak from experience, Denki.

    • @tuckeredout2887
      @tuckeredout2887 4 роки тому +17

      It's a tactical decision

    • @queendedede6790
      @queendedede6790 4 роки тому +12

      _denki_ not related to the subject , but I must say you are a human of refined taste . Refering to ur profile

    • @tuckeredout2887
      @tuckeredout2887 4 роки тому +3

      @@queendedede6790 hell yeah

    • @biguglybucker
      @biguglybucker 4 роки тому +3

      _haha italicized_

  • @punkrocksocks6390
    @punkrocksocks6390 3 роки тому +17

    The way everyone just looks at the mum after he said she sneaked in a cola cracked me up

  • @changren936
    @changren936 5 років тому +1256

    Don’t keep all of your starch in one basket, Charlie.

  • @Qeisama
    @Qeisama 5 років тому +1755

    Brick eater: thicc
    pizza eater: fit
    cola drinker: slim
    how? 🤔

    • @Zyczu55
      @Zyczu55 5 років тому +114

      because fuck logic

    • @jadenrrose
      @jadenrrose 5 років тому +355

      Bricks are heavy bro

    • @drewglue
      @drewglue 5 років тому +62

      Because people are different that brick lady probs works an office job and doesn't fucking exercise lmao

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 5 років тому +133

      All that soda gives her mad shits, no doubt

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 5 років тому +80

      @@drewglue no amount of exercise can counteract the shit they were eating.

  • @christianoverby2224
    @christianoverby2224 5 років тому +441

    "I haven't had a soda without vodka in about 10 years" This is the level of alcoholism I strive for

  • @limeman2171
    @limeman2171 3 місяці тому +3

    "I hope this doesn't get misinterpreted 5 years later"

  • @HereComesThe-Sun
    @HereComesThe-Sun 4 роки тому +260

    Imagine she was actually Santa Claus and when she goes down chimneys she stops to eat the wall then advances to the cookies.

    • @ClearVod
      @ClearVod 3 роки тому +12

      No chimney for you

  • @casperadam6766
    @casperadam6766 5 років тому +1957

    when i lived with my mom she was crazy restrictive on my food. had to ask before eating anything and a lot of the times it was not allowed. I would end up getting home from school and eating like, a handful of chips, a cookie, some crackers and cheese, and then my step dad would get home and sometimes he'd notice and i'd get in huge trouble. my mom would get home later and i would get yelled at for "stealing food" from my own kitchen (at this point i was 14/15). it got to the point where they would measure the food before leaving for work and then measure again after to see if i'd eaten it, and again if i did i'd get in shit. (getting in trouble usually meant my phone and or internet taken away, usually for weeks at a time). this wasnt the only issue with living with her so eventually i moved to my dads, and they were not crazy so i could eat whatever i wanted, and so i ended up developing binge eating disorder due to fear of food being taken away from me lmao. just wanted to share my unhealthy relationship with food! XOXO

    • @SirBlueWhale
      @SirBlueWhale 5 років тому +561

      The type of mother that requires a visit from CPS and a trip to the local prison.

    • @succubasu
      @succubasu 5 років тому +353

      Jesus, what the hell was her reasoning for that? That's horrible

    • @montarou-chi
      @montarou-chi 5 років тому +195

      why though? was she just cheap? or strict for health?

    • @casperadam6766
      @casperadam6766 5 років тому +302

      @@montarou-chi just crazy restrictive and controlling, in every part of my life lol

    • @ambrosiadreamer
      @ambrosiadreamer 5 років тому +258

      Casper Adam
      I seriously hope you dropped her from your life. I don’t know you personally, but I know you deserve better than being treated like that

  • @ydiduorderthiswater3458
    @ydiduorderthiswater3458 5 років тому +658

    I don’t understand why the lady who eats bricks breaks her house when she can just buy a brick. IT LITERALLY COST $0.75 FOR ONE

    • @thgnotorious
      @thgnotorious 5 років тому +116

      She said she's picky.

    • @brandonduckworth154
      @brandonduckworth154 5 років тому +55

      @Based Haole you would think she would be some sort of expert on that subject

    • @jamesnewton8804
      @jamesnewton8804 5 років тому +13

      It's probably for shock value

    • @dimmadome2631
      @dimmadome2631 5 років тому +1

      @@thgnotorious bricky

    • @rylanmetors473
      @rylanmetors473 4 роки тому +14

      It's not even really a brick, it's just drywall/paint

  • @magicalplace3788
    @magicalplace3788 3 роки тому +11

    "Mom can I have food?"
    "We have food at home"
    **Home:**

  • @copyermanhen1133
    @copyermanhen1133 4 роки тому +1007

    The corn starch girl has literal ooblek in her stomach

    • @somerandomhungarianguy1961
      @somerandomhungarianguy1961 4 роки тому +205

      Imagine punching her in the stomach

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 роки тому +172

      you'd break your fist

    • @deusvacui
      @deusvacui 4 роки тому +134

      She has to let that shit leak out. If she force shits it comes out like brick

    • @TheBurn65
      @TheBurn65 4 роки тому +27

      Not to ruin the joke, but you don’t have literal water in your body. The stomach acids would dissolve the cornstarch.

    • @john_snipes_hard2723
      @john_snipes_hard2723 4 роки тому +14

      Catherine: oobleck?
      Ethan: OoBlEcK?

  • @CeraphineLuna
    @CeraphineLuna 5 років тому +424

    If your drywall is succulent, it's either not drywall or you have a leak somewhere

    • @soulsilversnorlax1336
      @soulsilversnorlax1336 5 років тому +64

      wetwall

    • @paulbryant8403
      @paulbryant8403 5 років тому +17

      Or you don't know what succulent means

    • @bjornzek
      @bjornzek 5 років тому

      @Paul Bryant they didn’t get anything wrong about the word succulent, care to explain?

    • @Lucky_513
      @Lucky_513 5 років тому

      @@bjornzek I think hes implying the girl doesnt know what succulent means.

    • @bjornzek
      @bjornzek 5 років тому

      @Lucky 13 she did use it correctly

  • @irakanaya
    @irakanaya 4 роки тому +380

    Girl: *eats bricks*
    Hansel n Gretel: "Welcome to our house eating cult"

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 роки тому +1

      But. Those are actual bricks...
      Will she have a story where a wizard lure her into a brick house for 10 years
      At the 11th year she ate a hole so big she is able to escape

  • @harrisonkarn2078
    @harrisonkarn2078 4 роки тому +6

    I'm addicted to taking a HUGE whiff of that earthy, concrete smell that hits you when you walk into a basement. It's kind of like smelling books when you open them, but with basements.

  • @sadiewinterlord6908
    @sadiewinterlord6908 4 роки тому +207

    "It was a surprising shock."
    Yeah.... that's what a shock is. Surprising.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 років тому +777

    This is so relatable. I eat bricks every day my walls just vanished in a week.

    • @друг-и2у
      @друг-и2у 5 років тому

      @Broccoli Integrity those are not even close to done
      I am an example although not a good one ;.;

    • @dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898
      @dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898 5 років тому +2

      @Broccoli Integrity why would you think that?

    • @wigwuck
      @wigwuck 5 років тому +6

      Yeah honestly. Why pay for a renovation? Just eat your wall down. Totally free and you get free meals!

    • @Monkofpo
      @Monkofpo 5 років тому +6

      Damn, I want you to be my cell-mate if I am ever in jail. We would be out in a few weeks.

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 років тому

      I bet your cells are dying

  • @coltonzavitz8346
    @coltonzavitz8346 4 роки тому +171

    If she puts all the starch in one location, then he only has to find one. By spacing it out, she's minimizing her risk.

    • @rawlinanderson6130
      @rawlinanderson6130 4 роки тому +30

      But also maximizing the chance of him knowing that she still takes starch

    • @crowkit9729
      @crowkit9729 3 роки тому +2

      @@rawlinanderson6130 higher risk, higher reward

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 3 роки тому +16

    Pizza boi is now addicted to expensive t bone steak

  • @EccentricArc
    @EccentricArc 5 років тому +234

    "It's hard work.. digging a hole in a wall" lmaoo amazing

  • @spamaccount9854
    @spamaccount9854 5 років тому +217

    Who tf eats bricks without bbq sauce. Smh

  • @HerbalAssailant
    @HerbalAssailant 5 років тому +490

    He HAS to watch the woman addicted to cheesy potatoes.
    She starts crying when they try to get her to eat broccoli.

    • @BernieIsTheMac11
      @BernieIsTheMac11 5 років тому +59

      It was Brussel sprouts, but I think anyone would cry if they had to eat Brussel sprouts.

    • @locusarete3499
      @locusarete3499 5 років тому +55

      @@BernieIsTheMac11 Brussel sprouts are delicious. You are a pussy and a scoundrel.

    • @notsour1023
      @notsour1023 5 років тому +35

      @@locusarete3499 youre a fucking nasty bitch go back to Zimbabwe

    • @airsoft2xtreme
      @airsoft2xtreme 5 років тому +39

      @@locusarete3499 boiled Brussel sprouts are fucking atrocious. If you bake em though with some olive oil and some garlic and shit thats fuckin delisioso

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 5 років тому +1

      found that vid from psychicpebbles

  • @efe_fx
    @efe_fx 3 роки тому +7

    "Different walls taste different." She has reached a gourmet level that is above this universe.

  • @hatsandhoodies7108
    @hatsandhoodies7108 5 років тому +1048

    Everyone: i hate the taste of vodka so i add cola
    Penguinz0: I HATE THE TASTE OF COLA SO I ADD VODKA

    • @melissalonla
      @melissalonla 5 років тому +4

      Idk that's something I'd do

    • @GinjouArmy
      @GinjouArmy 5 років тому +14

      Cola is shit though try a Pepsi.

    • @revfastnobrevnobfast557
      @revfastnobrevnobfast557 5 років тому +7

      @@GinjouArmy Exactly! Pepsi, Barq's Rootbeer, Mr. Pibb & RC Cola are where it's at!

    • @meevib
      @meevib 5 років тому +18

      @@GinjouArmy ok -boomer- pepsiman

    • @pfw4568
      @pfw4568 5 років тому +6

      Why would you mix cola with vodka?

  • @indiemedley1209
    @indiemedley1209 4 роки тому +473

    These people: *Eats literal bricks and are fine*
    Me: *Has one to many slices of bread and has my internal digestion system collapse inward*

    • @mikado_m
      @mikado_m 4 роки тому +37

      Guess u didn't eat enough bricks as kid

    • @lef8282
      @lef8282 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah man you’re childhood was bad

    • @arteonyx
      @arteonyx 4 роки тому +2

      lol rekt

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 роки тому +4

      Bro if i eat fckn gluten my digestion system literally dies

    • @rachelectroDC-84
      @rachelectroDC-84 4 роки тому +8

      I know! I can eat pasta now and my stomach acts like I've consumed freaking carrion. Meanwhile, the one girl was sipping on gasoline every day and was somehow still alive and kicking! 😣

  • @idolsrule4678
    @idolsrule4678 5 років тому +1074

    Trump: We’re gonna build a wall!
    Wall-eating lady: not on my watch!

    • @mub8445
      @mub8445 5 років тому +51

      I feel like she'd be for that. So she could eat it

    • @calebkennedy771
      @calebkennedy771 5 років тому +24

      Succulent wall

    • @biganimetiddies1287
      @biganimetiddies1287 5 років тому +18

      Actually more like:
      Wall eating woman - "oh hell yes, the bigger the better!"

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 5 років тому +27

      "Democrats Hire Brick-Eating Women to Devour Trump's Wall" - the Babylon Bee

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker 5 років тому +4

      @@Zorro9129
      I wish they'd do that article. Unfortunately I think this woman would sue them for it, lol.

  • @kr6productions
    @kr6productions 4 роки тому +47

    Imagine inviting her over for lunch and you sit at the table and she just slams a brick on the table and be like:
    ITADAKIMASU!

  • @nanazsan7536
    @nanazsan7536 5 років тому +351

    a Supreme brick must be a luxurious meal for this woman

    • @Combobaracker
      @Combobaracker 5 років тому +22

      Nah , it ain’t seasoned with lead paint and asbestos like in her house.

    • @Fruitcupper
      @Fruitcupper 5 років тому

      I'm surprised it wasn't American deep fried bricks.

    • @Malazar77
      @Malazar77 5 років тому

      @@Combobaracker and powdered with glass fiber

    • @Jelloitsme
      @Jelloitsme 5 років тому +1

      Ninja Racer I would’ve expected her to dip it in some tea. No one would have suspected anything was weird then.

  • @asiantalan
    @asiantalan 5 років тому +532

    “We’re gonna save your addiction”
    *Proceeds to give them raw broccoli*

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 5 років тому +41

      Ik, that was so dumb. Feeding someone fucking raw broccoli is something that only happens in kid shows.

    • @Mr371312
      @Mr371312 5 років тому +30

      A healthy yet palpable alternative?. Nah fk it have the worst stereotype fkin raw too.

    • @Mikeormaybenotmike
      @Mikeormaybenotmike 5 років тому +13

      Broccoli's good though.
      *I'M ADDICTED TO BROCCOLI!!*

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 5 років тому +2

      Mix them
      Pizza + broccoli

    • @asiantalan
      @asiantalan 5 років тому +7

      REALResident Gamer wait, that’s illegal

  • @patersul
    @patersul 4 роки тому +293

    When you're eating something for a long time your body gets used to it and sometimes cutting it out of your diet immediately might cause a lot of damage,so thats why at first they give them something realy alike to before but yet slightly different so that the organism can easly adapt.I learned that when i started bodybuilding,i started a real bodybuilding diet right away without doing it slowly,one meal after another,and i got rly sick,my stomach just wasnt used to all this new food and i felt ill all the time.After 2 months i started to feel well again when my body finally got used to new food,this could have been avoided if i did it step by step instead of changing everything at once.

    • @Daniel-fr1bh
      @Daniel-fr1bh 4 роки тому +25

      It's like drug addicts they have to go slowly when recovering or they'll get really sick
      Of course a diet and drugs are different but you get the idea

    • @patersul
      @patersul 4 роки тому +3

      @@Daniel-fr1bh Yeah something like that i guess

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 роки тому +3

      So.. what food is similar to wall?

    • @patersul
      @patersul 4 роки тому +1

      @@bobobsen Depends what kind of a wall it is 😅.You could start with flour i guess.Im not realy an expert,i guess it's best if you ask a doctor or whatever 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @involith
      @involith 3 роки тому +6

      months late to reply but yeah- even if food isnt as 'fast' as medication or drugs in terms of when your body adjusts to it in the system, when youre putting something in you, the same thing or same kind of things, near exclusively, your body starts to expect it, so when its suddenly totally deprived of it, a negative reaction will occur, similar to suddenly intaking food thats wildly different from your current diet, let it be in flavor, texture, volume, etc. my brain best compares it to medication bc im on som pills nd am used to the careful process of slowly going on them nd raising the dosage instead of wholeass throwing full two hundo mg antidepressants down my gullet. tdlr if your body forms an expectant relationship with any substance, than going cold turkey on it is a shock to the system and thus will show negative reactions, even if something as casual as food

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 3 роки тому +3

    "Through all of this, pizza was my enemy."
    That's it, pack up the internet. There is never going to be a better quote than that.

  • @danward1070
    @danward1070 5 років тому +757

    'I'm addicted to coke'
    'Who isn't? Who's your dealer?'
    'Dr Pepper'

    • @secondchances1
      @secondchances1 5 років тому +16

      "It's the sweet one"

    • @1cuno
      @1cuno 5 років тому

      Dan Ward very original

    • @snubcube
      @snubcube 5 років тому +4

      Mr. Pibb landed me 18 years in prison. He's a snitch, he is!

    • @MorfsPrower
      @MorfsPrower 5 років тому

      Why are you judging me? It's the only thing that keeps me Pepsi.

    • @mintleaf5245
      @mintleaf5245 5 років тому

      You have just made many enemies
      You have been warned

  • @mioszwojtyga5100
    @mioszwojtyga5100 5 років тому +875

    If she drinks so much soda, then why does she buy the cans, buying big bottles is way cheaper

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +274

      She also eats the cans after or it doesn't count.

    • @nick9115
      @nick9115 5 років тому +23

      Miłosz Wojtyga and the bottled coke tastes better

    • @emmb9306
      @emmb9306 5 років тому +115

      @@nick9115 no. Ew. Canned is better.

    • @nick9115
      @nick9115 5 років тому +16

      Katie Monet no

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 5 років тому +79

      Also, how is she not fatter than holy hell? 4000 calories of soda a day is pretty intense.

  • @safespace4680
    @safespace4680 4 роки тому +492

    "I eat bricks"
    Howtobasic, chowing down on the disgusting, mud-egg-banana-coconut-sludge filled food he creates during his psychotic episodes: "Get on my level"

  • @zacksreviews2001
    @zacksreviews2001 2 роки тому +1

    King Kong: *Climbs buildings
    Godzilla: *Destroys buildings
    The woman at the beginning of the video: *Eats buildings

  • @liahmmessinger3753
    @liahmmessinger3753 4 роки тому +445

    2:53 a whole pool of oobleck an entire pool
    I've wanted one of these since I was a child how unfair

    • @lef8282
      @lef8282 4 роки тому +1

      You can do anything you want

    • @lilahdavies7896
      @lilahdavies7896 4 роки тому +1

      Same :(

    • @a.j.dillon3392
      @a.j.dillon3392 4 роки тому +21

      Well the solution to your problem is quite easy to resolve. You just need to get addicted to cornstarch and you to can get a pool of obleck

    • @liahmmessinger3753
      @liahmmessinger3753 4 роки тому +13

      @@a.j.dillon3392 sweet thanks for the life hack. I'll try that and If I dont die of malnutrition I'll get back to you on that.

    • @liahmmessinger3753
      @liahmmessinger3753 3 роки тому +2

      @MoolsDogTwo no

  • @connorm7915
    @connorm7915 5 років тому +133

    Raw Meat Addict:
    TV Presenter: tHe StEaKs ArE hIgH

  • @omgcoochie
    @omgcoochie 4 роки тому +218

    jj virgin looks like a mother who calls herself "a cool mom" and wants to speak to the manager

  • @Bminutes
    @Bminutes 2 роки тому +1

    penguinz: Why do you dig a fresh hole each time?
    woman: *Different walls have different tastes.*
    Well damn, I guess you're right

  • @menaarmanious9711
    @menaarmanious9711 5 років тому +6292

    Lol

    • @user-mq8lg6jd8e
      @user-mq8lg6jd8e 5 років тому +394

      4 Mexicans I’m dying 😂

    • @TheShadowWolf1
      @TheShadowWolf1 5 років тому +308

      *4 mexicans*

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 5 років тому +136

      Fucking eating four mexicans! xD

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 5 років тому +284

      >Three comments expressing amusement at the prospect of eating Mexicans.
      >Implied: would sooner eat 20-cars than 4-brown people.
      I sense a Buzzfeed article being written. 🧐

    • @zestysword
      @zestysword 5 років тому +137

      I mean, one is eating metal the other is fucking cannibalism. Somebody also ate a fucking plane before so eating a car isn't really out of the question.

  • @AnarchicKhajiit
    @AnarchicKhajiit 5 років тому +484

    "Oh god, I drink a lot of soda, am I like a subject on this show!?"
    *woman dunks food in soda before taking a bite*
    "Nah, I'm good."

  • @schwi5487
    @schwi5487 5 років тому +120

    10:25 psychology student here! There is a clinical model named 'Good life Model' that tries to explain disorders. So basically you have two kinds of 'goods'. The primary goods are the ones you strive to obtain, like for example autonomy, social contact, a feeling of easiness,... The secondary goods are basically the actions you take to get the primary goods.
    So a disorder is when you try to obtain a primary good through unacceptable behavior, or bad secundary goods.
    Let's take the example of a bad childhood leading to an addiction. The primary good that is not fulfilled is a feeling of easiness because the person did not get enough love in his childhood. To fill this uneasiness they'll try to find different kinds of secundary goods, wich is in this case an addiction to something.

    • @Maxer110
      @Maxer110 4 роки тому +4

      Wow, this is actually pretty fucking interesting

    • @KimberRose16
      @KimberRose16 4 роки тому

      I can confirm...

  • @Bjrn-nv3ie
    @Bjrn-nv3ie 2 місяці тому +2

    I’m hopelessly addicted to smoking weed and am in desperate need of a swimming pool full of the amount of weed I smoke in a year to show me the error of my ways

  • @RagingCookie127
    @RagingCookie127 5 років тому +121

    "Why do you dig a hole each time?" Charlie asking the important questions about a woman who literally eats walls.

    • @ocloud7389
      @ocloud7389 4 роки тому +1

      Why doesn’t she just fucking go menards and buy a price of drywall or a brick

    • @ocloud7389
      @ocloud7389 4 роки тому

      Caleb Hansberry she could buy it and blend it, she could scrape the brick to get bits off

  • @enjitodoroki202
    @enjitodoroki202 5 років тому +358

    * pours out like 57 colas *
    Like... Bro you couldn't hand them out instead of wasting them?

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +15

      Muh drama.

    • @humanbean8590
      @humanbean8590 5 років тому +35

      Yeah. Donate it to a food bank or homeless shelter.

    • @LordOfTheDeceased
      @LordOfTheDeceased 5 років тому +13

      @@humanbean8590 Most food banks don't even accept soda, horrible idea.

    • @oftheHowl
      @oftheHowl 5 років тому +25

      Soda is literally poison to your body, they're doing humanity a favor by dumping them out

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 5 років тому +42

      @@oftheHowl shhhh its good tasting poison thou

  • @Catfishwilly1
    @Catfishwilly1 4 роки тому +457

    Charles: “I have not drinken, a cola without vodka in a decade.”
    Also Charles: “I’m 25, years old.”

  • @aar0nsp
    @aar0nsp 3 роки тому +6

    “Can your body build immunities”?
    “No”.
    :0

  • @shoople
    @shoople 5 років тому +1911

    *suc·cu·lent* adjective: 1. (of food) tender, juicy, and tasty.
    love me some juicy bricks

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 5 років тому +73

      *Mmm* mouth watering dust!

    • @clairifedverified2513
      @clairifedverified2513 5 років тому +44

      More concerned about the fact that it is tender.

    • @blastfiendsunite420
      @blastfiendsunite420 5 років тому +3

      Damn it, I wrote almost the exact comment without looking at the rest haha yours is better though 😉

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC 5 років тому +7

      Moist bricks hmmm

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 років тому

      Succ.

  • @conjandysecurity
    @conjandysecurity 5 років тому +265

    Me: where do you want to go for dinner?
    Wall Eater: Home Depot.

  • @yaboybouttaturnisraelintoi7329
    @yaboybouttaturnisraelintoi7329 5 років тому +418

    "Daniel is obsessed with raw meat"
    based caveman chad

    • @arkhanhind2613
      @arkhanhind2613 4 роки тому +3

      sv3rige was right

    • @blidrob
      @blidrob 4 роки тому +3

      My ex often ate raw beef with onion. My ex...

  • @AmbblyPuff
    @AmbblyPuff 3 роки тому +2

    Turning to food when you're depressed is very common. Some ppl just eat whatever they can find or they eat a particular food that makes them happy & that's what they'll stick to. Just depends on the person 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @donator6
    @donator6 5 років тому +163

    She should eat asbestos, my personal favorite. Especially the smell, always taking a good deep breath first after snapping some pieces and eating them.

    • @harkple
      @harkple 5 років тому +4

      mmmmm.. yeah its vv *succulent*

    • @cringeycookies500
      @cringeycookies500 5 років тому +12

      She will also be entitled to financial compensation! It's a win win if you ask me

    • @SomeDuuude
      @SomeDuuude 5 років тому +4

      Mmm cancer

    • @boyinblue.
      @boyinblue. 5 років тому +2

      You ever smell lead treated wood, god is it a SUCCULENT smell.

    • @kirinnarukami4016
      @kirinnarukami4016 5 років тому +1

      I prefer my lead paint walls

  • @hogrideeeeer
    @hogrideeeeer 5 років тому +1057

    Day 47 of growing out the penguinz0 haircut™. I am so attractive now I am even attracting insects and such, however, I am unsure if this is because of my increased sexiness or the fact I haven't showered in a month. I am guessing the former though. Nore updates coming soon - Akdas

    • @benmarshall1902
      @benmarshall1902 5 років тому +50

      I eagerly await more updates please keep us posted

    • @ShaqNasty557
      @ShaqNasty557 5 років тому +14

      I shall wait for updates

    • @greenswamponion7330
      @greenswamponion7330 5 років тому +12

      I had the Cr1tikal haircut until yesterday when I decided to not look like a homeless man anymore and go to the barber to get a haircut.
      I got a haircut and I still look homeless

    • @nagato1549
      @nagato1549 5 років тому

      Holy cringe

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 5 років тому +3

      You're such a comic genius. You deserve to make the jokes for Amy Schumer. Be a GHOST WRITER. BE A GHOST WRITER.

  • @blacktogami3811
    @blacktogami3811 5 років тому +230

    Charlie: Who cooks steak in a pan?
    Me: It's literally called pan-seared steak.

    • @arieheath7773
      @arieheath7773 5 років тому +17

      Yeah, and pretty much any restaurant you go to will cook their steak that way. Or they broil it.

    • @sergioantuna6732
      @sergioantuna6732 5 років тому +15

      I didnt understand that either, I always Cook my steak on a pan.

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 5 років тому +18

      @@sergioantuna6732 If you don't have space for a grill, how the fuck else are you gonna cook it? A match?

    • @TESkyrimizer
      @TESkyrimizer 4 роки тому +9

      Proof that Charlie is an alien pretending to be human

    • @divinecervine
      @divinecervine 4 роки тому +15

      charlie sincerely has absolutely atrocious food tastes. he doesn't know dick when it comes to good food.

  • @LABmaiL
    @LABmaiL 4 роки тому +8

    She is the evolved form of the kids that ate crayons in kindergarten

  • @Pastriedpickle
    @Pastriedpickle 4 роки тому +614

    When my dad was really abusive with me my siblings and my mom she didn’t want me to think about it so she would buy me sweets so now if i dont want to focus on something i find something thats super sweet so i dont think about it it sucks

    • @darkmario3321
      @darkmario3321 4 роки тому +96

      I'm sorry about that. That sounds like it sucks

    • @connorbates2756
      @connorbates2756 4 роки тому +50

      That's shitty sorry

    • @lemonswsushi3644
      @lemonswsushi3644 4 роки тому +42

      I hope you find some way to tame the "addiction." (It's not really but I don't know what else to call it) That can be really shitty and I wish for the best for you ^^

    • @bekkyAMV
      @bekkyAMV 4 роки тому +8

      Maybe try out therapy sessions it might help :3

    • @katherinewilson1444
      @katherinewilson1444 4 роки тому +6

      shanna cardenas I hope you're doing okay, I wish only the best for you! Take care and be safe!

  • @Guided22
    @Guided22 5 років тому +132

    Interviewer:Oh i see you have a mouse problem. Woman: oh no that's my eating hole.

  • @noeyblowholey4438
    @noeyblowholey4438 5 років тому +76

    this man is addicted to eating food.
    he eats 3 meals a day
    thats almost 1100 meals a year!

    • @Ublivion01
      @Ublivion01 5 років тому +11

      Noey BlowHoley he’s not gonna last more than AT LEAST 75 years.

    • @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
      @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse 4 роки тому

      That's crazy, this is why I wake up at 12 to avoid eating breakfast.

  • @ali._.hallani
    @ali._.hallani 4 роки тому +22

    “You guys aren’t fixing her addiction you’re just giving her a different one”. Charlie just described methadone clinics