I wasted $877 on MYSTERY TECH
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- Опубліковано 15 сер 2024
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In this episode of Mystery Tech, I unbox some bizarre gadgets including a custom face toaster, vintage bone conduction headphones, and a super light magnesium cube. Things get weird when I "accidentally" buy yet another Palm Pixi phone, much to everyone's amusement.
Chapter Titles:
0:00 Austin Toaster
3:33 Black Diamond Keyboard
6:55 Bone Phone
10:36 Palm Pixi
13:44 Magnesium Cube - Наука та технологія
Petition to make Austin actually give Rating out of 10 for Mystery Tech Items
He can’t tell the difference between a toaster and bread so I don’t think he is capable of fractions either.
@@SweetKingTanner thank you for this comment gold xD
Bring back hey guys intro
Nope/10
this needs more likes
i totally forgot austin HATES toasters lol. do yall not remember that episode of mystery tech where he admitted that he hates when the toast pops up lol
16:10 everybody gansta till Austin buys a uranium cube
Interestingly, a Uranium cube of that same size would weigh a little bit less.
1:59 "thats pretty accurate" that is the top joke ive heard in a long time from this channel and this is LOL
This man called Morgan Wallen rascal flats FML 😂😂😂
I was gonna say
in fairness i don't think that anyone ever willingly listens to either of them
Shit music regardless
@@cidsxnah but these people have never listened to them before
It's all the same bro county. Light beer, lifted trucks, girls, bonfires and being river side. Add 3 chords on an acoustic guitar and you've got today's country music.
Ken is really rocking the High School Nerd look. That Bowl Cut :)
If I hadn't gone bald in high school I'd still have a bowl cut.
In theory a leaf spring should outlast a typical torsion spring. I'm guessing it depends on the quality of the metal in the spring.
The Aventador Masonry! 😂😂😂😂
That's all the bricklayers driver around nowadays!
It's mansory. Over priced luxury car modifiers. The kits often cost as much as the car!
As overpriced as they are, I can't deny how cool some of them look
The bone phone looks built to take it.
Finally a very fun episode of the classic mystery tech, after a long time!
0:10 - Austin is slowly and surely coming over to the Digimon side, and I am ALL FOR IT!
I’m with Austin on this one. I absolutely loved the Palm Pixi, and WebOS was so ahead of its time. The Palm Pixi had such a good Passion Pitt commercial too.
The way the first radio song on the bone phone was Mexican music, Evan dancing to that music 😂 not knowing it was in Spanish. Then moving on to country
Technically you didn't waste 877 bucks. Business expense. Tax write off.
Oh! best believe they do a lot of tax write-offs!!! These mofos got money!
Well it wouldn't get views if they told the truth
Comments like these is why the IRS just collected an extra billion dollars from people.
Doesn't work like that.
Do you even know how taxes work?
"The only downside of this is it's kinda sharp"...
Dude... that is an oxidizer. Magnesium is famous for having a very low ignition point compared to its combustion temperature. The ignition point being the temperature needed to create a flame that continues after the ignition source is removed. For most materials they need a higher temperature to ignite, but will then burn slightly lower. For Magnesium the ignition point is roughly 600F, same temp wood burns at, but once ignited it soars to over 2000F combustion temperature, making a very bright white glow as it melts through anything it touches, AND because it is an oxidizer it will continue to burn even underwater.
AKA... be careful and stop throwing around a thing that if it sparks on a surface could burn down your home... again.
The "booty call" line is one of the best things I heard this year.
yo its been a while since i watched one of ur videos austin but i just wanna thank u for making my childhood entertaining and turning me into a tech nerd
also r u on coke? ur fake laughing a lot in these newer videos lol
I can't believe not one of them thought about calling it Toastin Evans
Lamborghini Masonry LMAO
I came to the comments for this.
10:05 My dude, I have been listing to radio since before you were born and I can assure you with absolute 100% certainty that they NEVER sounded that bad unless it was a trash radio on a bad frequency. Most radios on a properly tuned station sound exactly identical to anything you can hear today. There was zero difference.
Can confirm, FM radio sounds great when tuned exactly correctly. AM Radio just sounds like trash since most of it isn't configured for sound quality.
I heard Masonry Lamborghini, and not Mansory Lamborghini. I died a bit inside.
Me too...
I love random toasters because I'm allergic to bread so I like to live vicariously through Austin.
Austin, please get rid of those two losers on the couch. They make horrible, incredibly unfunny jokes at your expense and you just take it. You’re their employer. They should respect you more.
You should respect Austin enough to know that he's fully capable of communicating when he doesn't like something....
You should start returning some of these
oh no Austin, we can see the bot subscribers 😅
you now need all the elements you can get as cubes
Everybody gansta until austin buy the entire periodic table of cubes
Prime day soon! First PC and Camera purchase 😬
please dont get a pre built
@@mjmgames123 Will try to use PCpartPicker for it
@@mjmgames123 prebuilts are fine, just dont get em from amazon
@@mjmgames123prebuit is fine though if you know what you looking for and maybe cheaper in some cases
No get a pre built dont listen to other guy
Just picked up a OnePlus 12r because of your video. Thank you! Phone of the year to me so far!
11:17 YES! I had the Palm phone that had like multi-app switching. It was the slidey one with a front button. It was so ahead of its time and I loved it!
that case for the palm pixie plus looks like it's made of rubber and rubber gets funky the older it gets
Built to take it 😂
Austin I've been watching your videos since I was 19. Now I'm 29. Please don't ever stop doing mystery tech.
I'm with Austin - the Pixi was an absolutely mind-blowing phone when it came out.
I loved my palm pixi! I used to work for Verizon and I had the pixi and the Pre! One of the coolest things about it, is it also had Apple iTunes
Austin and the gang are really behind in the keyboard scene but I still enjoy them seeing something new to them, even if I watched 8 others review it like 7 months ago lol
Could we PLEASE get a COLAB with the TWO Austins!??? Austin (Gaming) @ Austin Eruption &&& Austin (Tech) @ Austin Evens .. That would be Doubly AUSTIN EPIC! 😁
Not me eating bread from the same exact brand while watching this😭
Anyone else notice just how small Austin is compared to the bread? The bread is almost bigger than he is...
that was a definitely an episode of mystery tech of all time.
Looking forward to the "ThisIs... an intervention" episode for "Austin-The shopaholic" !!
That booty call joke was genius
At this point I feel that in the future they'll just have alot of element cubes on the shelf. 🤣🤣
The Palm Pre brought it! The phone was amazing and the OS was 🔥
I'm actually not making light of the fact Austin had his fire years ago. Be careful with that magnesium block. If you were to ever have a studio fire, god forbid... That magnesium would burn at a VERY high temperature that fire fighters wouldn't be able to extinguish. Magnesium, though more difficult to ignite in a solid cube light that, WILL burn at 5,600F and is considered highly flammable... and you guys work with a lot of electronic equipment that can cause a fire... I wouldn't keep that thing long term.
"$280 is luxury territory for a keyboard" haha not even close Austin, that's like a Q series Keychron with some decent keycaps
5:15 "Masonry" 💀
Lowkey annoyed me 😭
Yoo Austin I was a Palm pixie fanatic back in the day insane
The GOAT is back with a new video!!
5:17 I love how he casually butchers Mansory by saying Masonry.
Lamborghini by Mansory. Not masonry 🤦♂️😂😂😂. Free masons did not build that car
part of the fun of mystery tech was watching ken and matt graduate from crew to couch warmers. Also, what happened to Jared?
7:20 austin doing a southern accent when leelanau county is in northern michigan😂
"That's pretty accurate" was a totally under rated joke.
Did my bro just called that Lamborghini masonry?💀💀💀
3:25 nahh it is worth 150 dollars will you please sell it as merch? I will buy it, I really wanna eat Austin Evans toast for breakfast
Ken, that was morgan wallen lmaooooo
Remember when Austin wasn't a tax write off
Who the hell bought tungsten cube for $1000 ?!?!?!! Austin you could be making a new element just like Tony Stark
My first smartphone was the Palm Pre+. Loved that thing, minus the 20min boot time
Didn't even spend $900? Fallen off
Take the toast off your bread 😂
8:40 that so beautiful, that such a nice song in Spanish
Quédate conmigo esta noche
Basically the country Music of Mexico
Toaster is genius
"Taustin Oster" is what I got from this originally "Austin Toaster"
Austin Causally wearing CDG Play
Ken reminds me of an Asian Vector in this video. Keep it up Ken!!
the palm pixie was my first smart phone back when I was like 9
correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't magnesium explode when it comes into contact with water ? idk man but i think austin is gonna be making another house fire video very very soon when he sneezes on the cube accidentally 😂😂
that would be sodium metal lol
@@jacbojenkins magnesium too not just sodium
My old job bought me a pixi for work, I believe, to make me hate being there even more. Kinda liked the rubberized body tho.
Continuity error..
The cube unboxed last is up at the selected position at the opening of the video.
Oops..lol
16:03 Me: Will it ignite, Will it ignite, Will it ignite...
I used a Palm Centro for a long time. I even dropped it into a cup of water and it survived
11:41 currently the Palm Pixi Plus that Austin owned, how many Palm Pixi Plus will Austin buy in the future?
Austin : Y E S
Why...do i want...a tungsten cube now...
Shoutout to the bone phone for basically being shipped from my home town.
That black diamond keyboard based of lambo could go with lian li lambo case lmao
I’m over here like oh cool it’s a new keyboard, it better not cost $300… what the frick how did I perfectly guess the price?!
Woah boney radio is rlly out of my 2005 brain ..... 70s dad still on practical school .....and owning Nokia really feels like
Rich gui
Austin should get a periodic table and buy all the available cubes to fill the spaces, the gas elements can go inside a cube
On the next episode.. solid cube of depleted uranium. 😂
Austin Evan’s in Gleaming the Cube!!!!
when everyone is to young for a Gleaming the Cube reference hahaha
Okay... so... Almost everything today, even this Bone Phon is lying to you... that is NOT bone conduction... it is just a sealed speaker.
But for real bone conduction... Bose developed a helmet that includes a microphone and speakers for use inside of Tanks. Which are notoriously loud. Now the speakers are just really good sealed, over-ear phones. But the microphone is a membrane that sits in direct contact with your forehead. It picks up the vibrations from your skull when you talk, and translates them into audible sound for the radio and in-vehicle coms. And it is absolutely amazing. You are inside something that is so loud you can barely think, but you can have a normal conversation using a true bone conducting microphone.
But as a speaker is just a device that vibrates the air, and your ears hear vibrations... there is nothing really special about a sealed speaker.
Yoooo the palm pixi reminded of my dad’s Palm Pre, i think we got it right when they came out and I still think it was such a cool phone. My fsvorite phone ever though to this day was the first cell phone i ever owned that i got when i was like 13 and it was the Samsung Exclaim
me just wishing I had 877 to "waste"
Next solid metal cube they get should be sodium
Ngl that bone phone looks like its photo shoped 8:09. But I think the blue doesn't agree with the camera is all.
You do realise magnesium is highly flammable right, keep it and lew and john might have to do another video
One of the better episodes in a while.
300 bucks for a keyboard and they didn't even include a third of it.
'inspired by the aventador masonry'😭
Pretty soon we’ll see 50$ mystery bag video
I laughed when “thought you should know” was on the bone fone
They should just put in a flat no design plate on the other side of the toaster so that at least it doesn't burn the back side of the toast.
Periodic table of elements cube collection maybe? Maybe that could be your MatPat moment when you get the platinum cube.
Toast shipped to me I’m not eating. I can’t believe they did that 😅
the bone phone is ahead of its time
its the grandparents of modern neck speaker
He did not just call Morgan Wallen “rascal flats” 💀😭😭😭
Get the tungstens bigger brother, the 4 inch tungsten cube. Its roughly 2.5 times the weight of the 3 inch cube
Next buy a silver or gold cube for mystery tech.