The ASMRtist
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- Опубліковано 27 тра 2020
- Day in the life of an ASMR content creator.
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what if he strapped a cam to his head and WE got to be the asmrtist
You’re living in 2050 over there dude 😂
We have to go deeper: using a mirror.
no way uncle e you have to do this
Hes 100% going to do this at some point.
Next video title: POV you are me
Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak meta.
😂😂
@HexBleh next will be him going out to buy things for his asmr channel cctv footage from target
next will be him filming him self filming him self making a asmr video
Oh, no...we have merely scratched the SURFACE my friend.
No the next is a recording of you watching this video
POV: We’re his child and we’re waiting for him to finish making his video so he can take us out for ice cream
That idea might work if done correctly, but I must know, what is your plan?
Why you no make video
Ethan Huber, The arch duke of ramen noodles. My plan, if you must know....It’s very complex, it takes many steps.
ITS CALLED RUNNING AWAY
[]Don’t Worry I Have A Plan[] the good old jojo solution.
POV: you are a kidnapped victim and this the the last thing you see
Plot twist: He didn't know the camera was on. He just does this on a daily basis and captured it by accident
he has a collection of cameras and one was turned on
How did he make the title up if it was on accident
Because he just so happened to find the video on this camera and decided to put it to use even though he didn't know it was gonna happen
@@undeadk3 because he makes the video title after recording.
he could've seen the recording from the camera that recorded this video and liked it more than the video he wss making so he posted this instead and called the video "The ASMRtist" instead of the name of the original video
Me: just watched the horror of rice falling to the ground
ER: pulls out water
Me: oh nooo
SAME
I'll just r/woooosh myself real quick
same!!
Lowe Corp. good for you, you didn’t need to be “r/wooshwithfouros”ed! That’s pretty rare
Holy this comment blew up
Please put the fourth wall back when you’re done with it. It gets drafty in here.
Hahahsha
Too late, he broke it.
4th wall repair asmr?
You secured one of the best comments to ever exist
777th like. I feel accomplished
I would pay actual real world currency to watch Corvus do a beaking in this same third person style
Yes
Beautiful comment
To see how he’s tapping his beak into the camera? Sign me up for this shit.
Yes
You could've just said money toddler
You're gonna have to buy a new fourth wall for us, those are expensive.
It must've been so hard for him not to look at the other camera by accident + keeping a straight face while dumping rice on his floor lol
There is a few cuts here and there so he must take breaks
I’m sure there was a bucket or a bin of some kind off screen to catch it
He didn't smile while dumping rice on the floor because he knows he'll have to clean it later xd
sounds like a tarp was there to catch some of the mess...I hope.
Also when he didnt est much of the fastfood In the fastfood man if it were me I would've been stuffing my face
Can we all agree that E.R is the most creative asmrtist out there.
zeitgeist bruv
Not even a contest. There are other creative ones, but none as unique as ER.
He’s also the most out-there asmrtist, creatively
My top 2 are ER and AD
Hands down
I feel bad for the camera that is recording this all, imagine how he feels seeing his brother being treated so well and he is forced to watch...
Dw this camera is probably just waiting for its turn
I just liked your comment and the number of likes went to 69 I have entered the realm of niceness.
@@joshbrowsing2664 thank you, and I didn't even realise that I had this many likes! Definitely one of my most liked comments lol
@@Sven-cw1dz I know right XD
My brother also gets all the good treatment while I sit in the corner and watch
This man recorded himself recording himself making an asmr video when in all reality him making an asmr video was a giant asmr video in itself.
*I’ve entered the 4th Dimension boys*
Remarkable
Our third eye has been open
I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude
@@gymtubeworkouts4617 no your breathtaking
I’m in the 7th get on my level before I reach the 8th
The day he runs out of ideas is the day world will end
I mean.. he did make a video of that... as a joke...
So if he dies having never run out of ideas, the world won't ever end? 🤔
The day he runs out of ideas, there's no point in the world anymore anyways.
Wow, you are the first one to make that clever observation.
He’s got the creativity of a god and the lifespan of the queen of England.
“Hey dad I need a band aid!” “Sorry bud, just used the last one on the camcorder”
Go do some stand-up or something...
Heh
Priorities first!
SCP [REDACTED] - Ephemeral Rift - “The Idea Man” - SCP [REDACTED] is a humanoid entity who is incapable of running out of ideas. He constantly will give you ideas on anything and everything. He seems to claim that he created a “rift world.” The foundation has yet to confirm this. Any person within proximity of his voice will instantly feel happier. It seems that for the next week after the encounter, the person who heard the entity’s voice will be incredibly lucky. The cause of this is unknown.
Thank you for reading.
Ok, small update; good luck to all who have decided to try and make this idea a reality! Please keep in touch and share what happened (per se, if the community accepted the idea).
Dam bro this is a Decent scp idea I think you could flesh this out
@redshift I was just trying to put something in the table for an entry, but it would take a lot of convincing for the actual foundation to agree with me. I would also have to get ER’s approval for turning him into an SCP. But still, yeah, it would be nice and make sense.
We have to get him a legit scp entry
I mean its a cool idea but SCP numbers are never redacted..
M'aiq The Liar Yeah I know, I just didn’t know what to put lol
I sure hope that floor isn’t carpeted..
Nah you can hear it hit something harder like a tarp or plastic bin if not laminate. I was initially worried about that too
Ye, that starch is going to make the carpet slimy and then really sticky then make it stiff as hell
Raptor i imagine this has happened to you as well? 😂
@@JJH-jc1fg nah, i've had to wipe starch water from microwave Mac n cheese off the glass circle thing in my microwave and that shit was slime, so i can imagine how damn hard it'd be to get out of carpet
He probably just buys a new carpet all the time
This dude just drops rice on his floor and doesn't even crack a smile. God, what a legend.
Hella bro 😹
Well rice fixed the crack of the smile
And after the rice, he gives some water to drink.
Lmao
If anybody disrupts the balance I will decrease the population. (Like count: 420)
"You seemed a little uncomfortable"
Well ER you did just cover me in rice and water 🤷
That sounds like a typical Friday evening for me. :p kidding.
I believe I've watched almost every ER video he's put out over the last 5 years...this one may be my favorite. Top 5 for sure. I really appreciate the humor of it plus it has some legit great triggers.
A true genius of the ASMR genre. I almost would have liked to have seen it completely unedited!
I'm on the same boat with ya, been watching er for a very long time and this is one of my favorites.
Me too been here since 250k 😊
Isn't that a fantastic feeling? There's nothing worse than when a creator or project you live just gets worse over time. Many bands end up having fantastic first and second albums only to then just sort of fade out with bad music. When it happens the other way and they still make absolute slappers after years and tons of work it's a great feeling. ER has been going for forever and is still great and that's awesome
This is just us witnessing him caring for another person who was trapped in a camcorder.
Noooooo that’s Al Deguelo
I just came from that video--
I have NO CLUE how E.R kept a straight face when spilling rice all over the floor and probably over his legs.
How is that? Yeah? Some more? Sure!
You can hear there's a bucket
Bahahaha I had such a hard time trying not to burst out laughing (didn’t want to wake my fast asleep husband) once he started pouring the bites of rice on the floor! And the water!! 🤣
He's standing up tho
When he did the water i was fuckin shook.
I wish the camera was actually rolling and that perspective was available as an unlisted video or something
i know the camera doesnt work stop commenting about it
Most likely needing to be edited before he can actually put it up.
I'm gonna guess that camera doesn't work anymore
@@kabuto1859 the camera was 100% not rolling
@@Sceleri Well, maybe it was and etc
@@kabuto1859 Imagine if neither of the cameras were rolling though
Watching the ASMRtist. The most delusional patient in Arkham Sanitarium.
this dude refuses to make an asmr with the mics apearing in front of the camera lol
Good
Where is he hiding them
phew for a moment there i thought it was going to be a reverse meme effect.
the camera will be pointed at us and ER will stare for 30 minutes with headphones on, sometimes typing, sometimes drinking from a cola can.
That's... Actually pretty funny. Might be a good video if we can get some hand movements and maybe clothing rustles in on it.
And we wonder why never runs out of ideas
Never thought I would see you here
this is a really good idea
XD we are ASMR
"You'll run out of ideas eventually."
Rift: No, I don't think I will...
He be like... "Challange Accepted"
This is fantastic man! Excellent job!
Why does this have no likes or replies?
thet I have no idea
thet it’s matty tingles, not the best asmrtist. And all the other comments are just so good
@@reggi7134 I know I was just taken by suprise when I saw no one liked it
Matty Tingles your videos also amazing 😊
Camera: what video are we recording today
E R: I think I need a new camera
Camera: oh no
This comment *is* funny, and you win an award for comment that made fall off my bed
He's found himself
Beyond the sixth wall
He didn't break the fourth wall, or the fifth wall, or the thirty two thousandth wall...
He broke the ceiling
This that deadpool 3 type beat
@@Jomo667 floor gang
Perhaps
@@PostingPunk okay connoisseur let me ask you something. I've never really been into anime but I recently watched One Punch Man and thought it was pretty good. What anime shows or series would you recommend? I don't really like the screamy overdramatic anime, no offense just not my personal preference. Any suggestions?
This is the closest we're going to get to a behind the scenes video.
No, I believe we are to expect a go pro on his head someday
@@trixtar1906 underrated fortune teller right here
This is awesome. One of the best asmr ideas I've seen !
The transition between being relaxed and clicking on this video to finding myself in crying with laughter was rather violent
Actually surprised he didn’t make eye contact with the other camera
Edit: Btw I’m not Josh and have no idea who he is, just because I have the same PFP doesn’t mean I’m him lmao
That would be impossible for me
I would have looked at it like 10 times
is this Josh? Wtf?
@@kuzumf What?
Bruh @functioned on insta? 😳😳
these triggers hit different when they're not being directed towards me lol
This is exactly what it was like discovering asmr for the first time and then whining about how its weird and then kinda start to like it after a while
I never whined about it, im not a sheep
Makes me pass out like a man killed by a bullet to the head.
Yep at first I was like. "Who wants to hear a person whisper for 3 hours?" Now I'm like "oh that's a interesting idea let's see if i fall asleep"
i hope in like 2 or 3 years he releases this video but from the perspective of the camera in the video and its just like a normal asmr video but some of us will recognize it
Yes. I would watch that
Asmr of asmr? Wow, this guy’s creativity will never end. It’s very admirable and it’s cool to see you use it in such fascinating ways. Thank you for posting, ER, you’re going to forever be my favorite asmrtist.
Asmrception
Metasmr
Same!
he should do an asmr of him watching asmr and commenting on it
Now this... this is quality
Jimm Bob i need that pic so bad , what shoud i write on google ?
@@moe_mahdi I could be dead wrong, but I remember it being 'oh, yeah yeah' meme, or something.
@@moe_mahdi lmao
Why are you locked in the bathroom?
What's that profile pic?
The fact he didn’t even crack a smile while pouring water and food on his floor is astonishing
That’s the best poker face I’ve ever seen
I would literally be laughing like a hyena if I did that
The entire channel, the entire life, the whole universe has been leading to this moment. This is the Avengers endgame to the series. Absolutely masterful
Bought that exact camera 16 years ago specifically for my son’s birth. Can confirm it’s now worth the value of the rice and water poured onto it.
He didn’t switch the camera on or off! No one will ever know what he intended to record :(
He intended to record this masterpiece.
Normally he enters the room with the camera already on
Imagine if he actually intended to use the camera he's taking to, but instead used the wrong camera
That's that ASMR that God gets. All the stuff lost in the void.
The people who disliked fell asleep and accidently hit the wrong button
I saw this and went to check to see if I did the same, and sure enough I did. I wonder how many of us dislike videos by falling asleep while watching them
Ive actually done this before. so i completely agree with you
said every single commenter on every asmr video
Passive aggressive, I like that. Good comment.
Please someone explain to me why someone would dislike his videos intentionally???
I'd like to just have a video of listening to him messing around with the rice. It's a nice sticky sound
This video could also be titled "How To Care For Your Pet Camera ASMR"
It's name is Rocky.
@@VendreadMike95 Cameron
It could also be titled THIS is the outcome of quarintine
Now that's a quality "behinds the scenes" asmr video.
"you seem a little tense"
Yeah! I just witnessed you pouring rice and water on your electrical equipment! It's heart attack city up in here!!
... "heart attack city"... Eeeeesh
"Eeeeesh" Yikesssssss
Just heard that line when I saw this comment 😂 and wholeheartedly agree 😅
This man put spoons worth of rice onto the floor and practically destroyed the camera with water and other things without laughing...RESPECT +100
This man just invented an ASMR shitpost.
What is your username it cuts out here and in your channel
He invented it a while ago
@@pitmasterj5387 ...borris
PitmasterJ his name is DoctorVanSolem Nafarius Brodoviski Borris
hes been doing this for ages my dude
Literally crying of laughter when you poured the first bit of rice on the floor😂😂
Indeed it was funny but the NWO has scheduled to ban laughter in the next week. To avoid this join the NWO and be independent of the bans.
when anyone on the internet says literally crying of laughter, they really mean they slightly exhaled
@@cunningflop congrats you cracked the code
@@KazhkoksPankas nah fuck the NHL if I wear my nuclear Suicide vest at all times on a dead man switch I will live laugh love like Karen always wanted me to and there is NOTHING you can do about it
Cunningflop I bet you’re fun at parties...
3:19 “do you like bottlecap sounds?”
Hahahahhaa 2020 romance story of the year
Nobody:
Me: watching a random man om UA-cam put rice on his camera at 3 am
I realize now that asmrtist cameras go through a lot 🤣
Bringing a whole new meaning to "third person camera view"
I genuinely cannot think of the words to describe how absolutely amazing this video is
me after the water reading the comments: interesting *skips a little part*
me after seeing the wierd powder on the cam: the WHAT
yes
When i saw the thumbnail, i thought "NO WAY THAT HE DID THIS!"
And then i remembered it is Ephemeral Rift
I can't believe you haven't reached 1M yet
Asmr is kinda of a newish thing most people don't understand it but it's growing
Kilo Byte jojos asmr. Dude with a dick, funny as hell.
“I would paint you like one of my Polish girls, but they all quit” what a legend
falling asleep six minutes in to gentle hand movements and waking up to see 36:00 is an entire mood
okok hear me out. an asmr of watching an asmrtist doing asmr...
While they listen to ASMR?
Sleepy Archer yes
Nononono hear *me* out. An asmr of watching an asmrtist doing an asmr of watching an asmrtist doing asmr
So... A bts?
thats called asmr
"I know your thirsty have some water"
The floor: gets soaked
"You want more, okay"
The floor: a shit here we go again
this high quality meme deserves more likes.
@@gigachad3925 thats litteraly the nicest thing someone has said to me
Is his camera waterproofed or what?
@@moe_mahdi i didn't think about that, it's probably an old camcorder that he broke by doing shit like that
This made me grin ngl
he’s not even looking at us or giving us personal attention and i still got major tingles, round of applause
I haven't tuned into one of Rift's videos for awhile so the shift from an average looking guy to a wizard who looks like he's about to drop some wise ass wisdom on me caught me off guard
Imagine if Hollywood would be as productive as just him...or literally everything else it would be the paradise itself
The industry would have creativity and wouldn't have to resort to remaking every movie
@@Joseph-wz4bb ik I wasnt even talking about how tó make a movie or shit i was Just talking about the creativity 😐
@@cosmo.762 Were almost at that point where the indtustrx have tó make a movie if it would want remake mediocere or bad movies or Just make another round of remaking the same movies
@@botondwinkler7695 studios just don't want to run the risk of trying something new or creative and lose tons of $. Hence why reboots/sequels of popular franchises are being made but they blew it by pandering and racial/gender-bending the protagonists.
Perhaps
Bro I came here to sleep not laugh my ass off at feeding the floor some rice and water.
Still a solid video as always!
This man is the goat you know these videos aren’t scripted like most
You’re amazing E.R. You pretty much got me hooked on this asmr stuff years ago, and yet even to this day I can’t find another channel quite like yours. Continue to be the amazing artist you are for as long as you’re happy doing it, I will be happy watching it. Thanks dude.
I was laughing so hard when he poured the water and rice on the floor 😂
Me too 😂 when that first spoonful of rice fell I almost woke up the OH by laughing 😂😂 totally wasn’t expecting it haha
Same xD
there’s gotta be a bowl or something
He didn’t pour the water on the floor, he poured it on the camera.
Hey
Imagine if ER uploaded one of those normal asmr videos like “ASMR layered tingle sounds”. Now that would be weird in his case
Thanks Putin
I love how unique this video is, I just find extremely funny how he drops food, water on the floor, he covers the camera in bandages, etc. Ephemeral rift, his channel, and videos are unique, and that's the exact reason why I love it so much.
This is so hypnotising to watch! Also, the plastic creaking sounds from 7:34 - 10:10 are probably my all time favourite trigger sounds, but they're so rarely done. Love this!
"it feels like you're watching something that shouldn't be seen" - the featured critic quote for every horror movie ever, and also me watching this video
I've never seen that quote in my life
@@3rdEyeWifi mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no not really
So instead of running out of ideas the man straight up films himself filming himself as an idea, Now that just creative and incredible
You and tirar are my favorite Asmr channels. The creativity and sound sensitivity is nearly perfect
46 minutes of a grown man documenting his assault and harassment of a poor, innocent camera
This is the camera's evidence in the sexual harassment case.
I bet the water is the mineral destiled stuff they use in cleaning phones and tablets. It looks just like normal water but it has no minerals that damage the electrical
I actually love this coz I’ve always wondered how it looks when an asmrtist is recording outside of the camera. I understand this may not be fully accurate but still.
I imagine the works it takes to make one of those super produced roleplay ones, some are better than Hollywood sets.
@@Lexender delusionnal xd
Ephemeral rift: The type of guy to make ideas out of thin air.
@@marcodigiovanni160 damn that escalated quickly
@@Arod315 You will be the director of the movie, then
@@Arod315 Marco's just speaking his mind and he's right
Thin air itself is an idea in ER’s eyes
@@Joseph-wz4bb Yes, he literally is
Please make this into a series, Rift.... i honestly love the whole feel of it and somehow the triggers get more effective and tingly when seen from this point of view
he's so kind.
*When the asmrtist stop recording and actually take the time to know his camera a bit more.*
Changes his Facebook relationship status to "it's complicated" 🤣🤣🤣
Just here to praise Him, Papa Rift. Stay blessed.
Hi Ralph
Papa rift
You're still here? You surely deserve some praise for your loyalty and dedication, not only will we praise Papa Rift, but Papa Ralph deserves some praise too, on this fine day.
190 comments on this channel. Dayum.
this is maybe one of my favorite works in the entire genre. i dont get asmr but im deeply interested in it as a medium of art and this video is, like, blowing my mind in that respect. it's so good
the bowl of rice really reminded me of "Kindnapped!"
axelniemi niemi yes!!
Only big E could think to show us footage of him looking after his imaginary friend as an asmr video
So.... every single video
What about Kofi Kingston ?
I think you mean *imagery* friend
That's not the point of the video tho
It got me laughing so hard when was just pouring out the water and dropping the rice on the floor
Yes 😂
Finally an ASMR video has been made on this channel. I’ve been waiting for too long for this kind of content.
Your camera is the happiest living being on Earth: she watches life streams ASMR from the first hands!
If the world ended and he was the last guy in this Earth he would still feed us through his camera
That's really sad man.
Thats a lie but i’ll still believe it to be true
Don't make me cry, bro
Who would be us then?
Imagine if his wife didn't know about his UA-cam channel and she just walked in on him bandaging and shaving a camera.
ive been watching this one video for more than a year now. its most certainly my favorite asmr video
I like it when he says ok whenever he’s done with something. It something you’ll barely notice. But when you do notice it, it’s almost like a tingle for me
I love how he just throws food at the floor
Yes indeed that's funny but the NWO has scheduled to ban love and laughter in the next week. To avoid these bans join the NWO!
On the floor
I'm sure there's something it falls onto other than just the floor, that would be a pain to clean.
the sound it does is pretty metallic, maybe he has a bowl right under the camera
What are you talking about? Obviously you should have eaten it it's not his fault you forgot how to eat
Ok, now we just need the viewer ASMR. That's real meta
*_Uncomfortable staring for 1 and a half hours, with one bathroom break in the middle_*
he actually has already made one 😂😂
Lucas Canle De Andrés what’s it called?
@@lucascanledeandres4186 link?
@@neptiwing3722 It's called "Outside looking in ASMR"
I feel like E.R is the one person to actually have a live audience while filming. It could be interesting.
He should do an asmr from his perspective
Rift does ASMR but you're his right microphone
Phyzics Sanctuary WroNG YOu’rE
Phyzics sanctuary your profile
describes my face right now
Technically his right microphone
Omg one if the best scenes EVER!! Laser baby!!! I laughed so hard at this.... season 2 can't come quick enough 😁
This is literally the best ASMR video I've ever seen.
Also, this video reminded me the "Kindnapped ASMR" :)
ER, you never fail to make me feel better and more relaxed. This channel is my sanctuary honestly.
I love those creaking sounds of the camera, such a good trigger!