This playing in my head when my girlfriend's dad wanted to talk to me privately once, several years ago. I thought I was in deep trouble. Turns out he wanted to talk about college football. What a relief, as I thought he was going to say that I had caused confusion and delay!
@@Joseph13-t9h I think "Fat controller" sounds far more ominous and therefore spooky to a child watching the show. I do however think calling people fat is rude so I don't say it to actual people.
The Fat Controller: Thomas you have caused confusion and delay! Go to your shed you asshole! can't take anymore of this! Thomas: What sir? No! Please!!
This was playing in my head when Philadelphia police pulled up to me where I was railfanning. Good thing all they gave me was a background check and I came out clean!
"Fire and Smoke!" - said Thomas "I'm sunked" - And he was 😏 "Oh dear..." - He said "I am a Silly Engine" Just then.... "And the Very Naughty One too, I saw You 😁" - Said Sir Topham Hatt "Please, Get me Out. I won't do It again 😔" said Thomas Sadly
"I'm not sure," said the Fat Controller, "We can't lift you up with a crane, the ground's not firm enough. Hmm, let me see. I wonder if Gordon could get you out." "Yes, sir," said Thomas, but he didn't want to meet Gordon just yet.
@@the4tierbridge okay slave keep feeding the system the fat controller may see everything but he shall not see me and I ask you to what has the fat controller ever done for us
What if the Fat Controller had this music playing in the engines' shed after one of them had done something wrong in order to increase the tension preceding his visit to scold them?
Thomas and the Magic Railroad: Alternate Ending The barge carrying Diesel 10 continued down the river, until there was a slight jerk. Although his view was rather obstructed, Diesel 10 had the feeling that the barge was going into the land. There was a distant voice. "There he is," the voice called out. The barge hit land and came to an abrupt stop. Diesel 10 could hear the distance sound of footsteps walking around to come into his view. "Why Diesel 10, you like horrible," said Mr. Conductor. Diesel 10 let out an angry grunt. "Don't feel too proud of yourself Twinkle Toes. I'll be back someday, just you wait" "I wouldn't be so sure of that Diesel, because someone is here to see you." said Mr. Conductor. "Yeah, who?" asked Diesel 10. Another set of footsteps were making their way around the barge. Diesel 10 was in shock, "Oh shit." It was Sir Tophamhat and he looked very cross.
Hello Diesel 10, We have audited your recent activities, Your association of destroying the shed, harassing engines, and then falling into a barge has been uncovered, At least one member of the Steam Team has reported your mischievous activities to me, This has costed me thousands of dollars in money, confusion and delay, As soon as this barge hits land, you will be put onto a flatbed and sent to the smelters yard for scrap, Goodbye Diesel 10. *Inspired by Papers, Please.*
@@person6757 Sir Tophamhat: Unbelievable, I had to return early from holiday for this. No refund on the hotel suite and package, had to pay extra for an immediate return flight. It'll be years before Lady Hatt and I will be able to go on another holiday. Oh, you think I'm mad, she's furious. What would have been lobster for dinner last night, ended up being airline chicken and fish. I've never seen a woman so angry. She flipped off everyone on our way here, even children in the park. You're lucky she isn't here, Diesel. First sight of you, and she'd light a match into your tank.
@@fieryphoenix586 lady hat was just like WASTE DIESEL 10 * mean while diesel 10 screaming in agony while buring alive shed 17 mavis style * also the waste diesel 10 is from a old funny jack and the box add where a old lady or lady frogot witch says WASTE JACK and the statue of side explodes
I played this once during vacation when a railroad crossing was blocked due to a stopped train. I don’t want to know what the heck happened, but I do know that it certainly caused “confusion and delay”
The fact that his theme is actually pretty good or literally HALF of us here always play this theme when we get into trouble either with the Teacher or our Parents.
Then, along came Sir Topham Hatt, the man in charge of all the engines on the Island of Sodor. They call him the Fat Controller. "We shall pull you out," said the Fat Controller, but Henry only blew steam at him.
"As for you!" Thundered the fat controller..."this is my railway and I give the orders". Making this a ringtone for my boss Anyone notice he's usually standing on some wooden crates when this plays?
@@andrewdiesel4014 "I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now, James will have to help with the goods work while you have your tender mended. James won't like that."
“I do not like engines popping through my walls” fumed the Barber. “I appreciate your feeling” said the Fat Controller. “But you must know that this engine and his crew have prevented a serious accident”
4:18 = Sir. Topham Hatt 4:19 = Fat controller 4:20 = Fat Blunt Roller really tho i have a good story about this theme in my history class, our teacher gets triggered easily, and he does actually look like the fat controller with a bit of hair and a beard, sooooo- i abused this when he was yelling at a kid for misbehaving, i loaded this video up on my phone, yes, this exact video, and when he finished, and finally yelled "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?!?" (Yes, he actually said that) i tapped play on the phone, literally everyone was wheazing in laughter
You should have waited. And now you have caused confusion and delay. You left the brake coach, stranded Bertie's passengers and bumped your coaches. You must learn to be more patient. Emily knew Sir Topham Hatt was right. She felt very bad. She was only trying to be as good as Gordon.
" Thomas, I need you collect some milk from the dairy to make some ice cream for the Children's Party " Boomed The Fat Controller. " Remember Thomas, Go Slowly this time " Thomas: Yes Sir thank you sir
Then sir topham hat payed full attention to Duncan’s funnel “If it happens again” he ended ominously“I shall find ways to cut you down to size in other words your career is (clears throat) on the line,need I say more?”
"My doctor has forbidden me to push."
~ The Fat Controller, 1984
From The Sad Story of Henry
1945 actually
1922 actually
1600 actually. No to far back.
Has he forbidden you to pull as well?
Oh look. It's the "You're in a lot of trouble" music
for causing "Confusion and Delay"!!
This playing in my head when my girlfriend's dad wanted to talk to me privately once, several years ago. I thought I was in deep trouble. Turns out he wanted to talk about college football. What a relief, as I thought he was going to say that I had caused confusion and delay!
Woah bro! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry, but that really made me pmsfl!
Indeed a relief.
Bwahaha
You're a very naughty engine.
Наааа 😊😅😮😮😅
As a kid you always knew some bad stuff was going on when this song played.
AND YOU WERE RIGHT AS F**K
@@fatcontroller9043 Ummmm, Hello Sir
Remember the one when he when the fat controller said if you don't behave i shall take away your red coat and paint you blue
@@jithy9962 OH MY GOD that was scary
CONFUSION AND DELAYS
walking to the principals office with this playing in your head....
Naughty boy.
You are a very disobedient child
I've actually played this in my head doing that lmao.
Ffarquhar Engine I did that too when I got my first detention at school at late may
Ffarquhar Engine you've caused confusion and delay
If ever there was fat music, this is it
B
SILENCE
YOU HAVE CAUSED CONFUSION AND DELAY
I would rather call him sir topham hatt
@@Joseph13-t9h I think "Fat controller" sounds far more ominous and therefore spooky to a child watching the show.
I do however think calling people fat is rude so I don't say it to actual people.
The final boss can't be that powerful right?
The Final Boss:
had this playing as my boss walked into my department due to his size the theme was a perfect suit.
Suit...and a top hat
*This theme plays*
Me to you: oh shit! What do we do?
The theme you hear when you know you’ve REALLY screwed up
You have caused Confusion and Delay!
*You're an very naughty....*
@@SuperTed19021 Engine
The Fat Controller: Thomas you have caused confusion and delay! Go to your shed you asshole! can't take anymore of this! Thomas: What sir? No! Please!!
Bro this guy has more power with one word than Kim Jong-Un has with hundreds of nukes
"SILENCE!"
you aint wrong about that
@@comengsh Snapped the Fat Controller
@@sox1340 “Percy and Duck, I am pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance!”
@@jamesstanley1924 Gordon, James, and Henry snickered.
When this theme is played, you know you screwed up BIG TIME!!
In my office
The fat controller laughed, "you are wrong" you have caused confusion and delay!
This is literally what you think when meeting your boss.
This was playing in my head when Philadelphia police pulled up to me where I was railfanning. Good thing all they gave me was a background check and I came out clean!
"Fire and Smoke!" - said Thomas
"I'm sunked" - And he was 😏
"Oh dear..." - He said
"I am a Silly Engine"
Just then....
"And the Very Naughty One too, I saw You 😁" - Said Sir Topham Hatt
"Please, Get me Out. I won't do It again 😔" said Thomas Sadly
"I'm not sure," said the Fat Controller, "We can't lift you up with a crane, the ground's not firm enough. Hmm, let me see. I wonder if Gordon could get you out."
"Yes, sir," said Thomas, but he didn't want to meet Gordon just yet.
@ethanschmid4104(arrived) don't worry thomas we'll get you out in couple of puffs
"Strong cables were fastened between the two engines."
"Are you ready?"
(Gordon starts to pull)
"HEAVE!"
That song plays every time an engine is sent to the Shadow Realm
Must admit the Fat Controller kinda scared me in the day, I mean when your only 3 and this guy yells SILENCE! in your face. :_L
I always thought that he has a creepy face
@@SoniMarSponge he’s a dictator
@@hammerite6418 Indeed.
@@hammerite6418 No he’s not?
He runs a railway like any normal person would.
@@the4tierbridge okay slave keep feeding the system the fat controller may see everything but he shall not see me and I ask you to what has the fat controller ever done for us
What if the Fat Controller had this music playing in the engines' shed after one of them had done something wrong in order to increase the tension preceding his visit to scold them?
You sick bastard... I love it. 🤣
LOL
Just like the rupaul dismissal music, lmao omg that song makes me SO anxious
Lesson learned: Never blow steam at the Fat Controller
Thomas and the Magic Railroad: Alternate Ending
The barge carrying Diesel 10 continued down the river, until there was a slight jerk. Although his view was rather obstructed, Diesel 10 had the feeling that the barge was going into the land. There was a distant voice.
"There he is," the voice called out.
The barge hit land and came to an abrupt stop. Diesel 10 could hear the distance sound of footsteps walking around to come into his view.
"Why Diesel 10, you like horrible," said Mr. Conductor.
Diesel 10 let out an angry grunt.
"Don't feel too proud of yourself Twinkle Toes. I'll be back someday, just you wait"
"I wouldn't be so sure of that Diesel, because someone is here to see you." said Mr. Conductor.
"Yeah, who?" asked Diesel 10.
Another set of footsteps were making their way around the barge. Diesel 10 was in shock, "Oh shit."
It was Sir Tophamhat and he looked very cross.
THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT
Hello Diesel 10,
We have audited your recent activities,
Your association of destroying the shed, harassing engines, and then falling into a barge has been uncovered,
At least one member of the Steam Team has reported your mischievous activities to me,
This has costed me thousands of dollars in money, confusion and delay,
As soon as this barge hits land, you will be put onto a flatbed and sent to the smelters yard for scrap,
Goodbye Diesel 10.
*Inspired by Papers, Please.*
I'd pay to see that.
@@person6757 Sir Tophamhat: Unbelievable, I had to return early from holiday for this. No refund on the hotel suite and package, had to pay extra for an immediate return flight. It'll be years before Lady Hatt and I will be able to go on another holiday. Oh, you think I'm mad, she's furious. What would have been lobster for dinner last night, ended up being airline chicken and fish. I've never seen a woman so angry. She flipped off everyone on our way here, even children in the park. You're lucky she isn't here, Diesel. First sight of you, and she'd light a match into your tank.
@@fieryphoenix586 lady hat was just like WASTE DIESEL 10 * mean while diesel 10 screaming in agony while buring alive shed 17 mavis style * also the waste diesel 10 is from a old funny jack and the box add where a old lady or lady frogot witch says WASTE JACK and the statue of side explodes
Ya’ll know you’re dead when someone yells your full name and this starts playing
I played this once during vacation when a railroad crossing was blocked due to a stopped train. I don’t want to know what the heck happened, but I do know that it certainly caused “confusion and delay”
Doctor- you only have 10 minutes to live
Me- *listens to this*
Crispixii that's a waist of time, but good idea
It will cause confusion and delay and give you a little longer to live
@Ethan Schmid THAT'S MY LINE
Sir Topham Hatt looked down crossly at Diesel, "I thought you would be a proper dock yard diesel, but I was wrong!"
Can u make up for lost time Henry
@@JamesBond-jm9jj oh yes sir
I say what a wonderful sound.
It certainly promotes removing confusion and delay from the railways.
traitor
@@Sir_Topham_Hatt323 idk why this made me laugh
SILENCE
~ The Fat Controller, 1984
When your talking and the principal walks into the classroom about something serious
I hear this whenever my teacher scolds one of my classmates.
@Michael Poellot "snapped the Teacher." - narrator
"You've caused confusion and delay!" Said the teacher.
The fact that his theme is actually pretty good or literally HALF of us here always play this theme when we get into trouble either with the Teacher or our Parents.
This plays every time my mum yells my name in my head🙏😭
This tune is a national treasure
"What will the Fat Controller say?"
he found out soon enough
@ethanschmid4104 Sorry Sir said Gordon
"You have caused confusion and delay!"
Indeed
He always reminded me of Winston Churchill.
How so?
He literally has a car named Winston
K syd
Then, along came Sir Topham Hatt, the man in charge of all the engines on the Island of Sodor. They call him the Fat Controller. "We shall pull you out," said the Fat Controller, but Henry only blew steam at him.
Oh no my doctor has forbidden me to push!
@@benkeating4836Ahem! My doctor has forbidden me to pull.
Someday when I get a job. I'm going to make this my ringtone for when my boss calls me. 🤣📱
When you’re Boss shows up on her day off
when your boss tells you that you have caused confusion and delay
Double D : Oh, dear! A shriek of terror!
Ed : Dad's home!!!
"As for you!" Thundered the fat controller..."this is my railway and I give the orders".
Making this a ringtone for my boss
Anyone notice he's usually standing on some wooden crates when this plays?
Yeah, as like, a soapbox type podium.
“You’ve been worse! You make the disturbers! Duck is quite right. This is my railway & I give the orders.”
POV: You’ve just caused confusion and delay
"Why the fuck not"
That's the best description I have ever seen XD
that bass tho
It's not a bass. It's a Tuba (or something basically identical)
@@d0nnyr0n Gotta love mid-80s synthesizer music!
Sounds like farting background.
@@d0nnyr0n Not a real tuba. An 80s synth emulation of a tuba
@@d0nnyr0n i saw this comment late, but i meant bass in a generic way, not referring to the instrument. the bass level on this track tho
Dad: Son we need to talk...
Me *in my mind*:
Everybody Gangsta till the fat controller find out you be causing *confusion* and *delay* .
Imagine waking into work with theme playing and when someone causes confusion and delay
Smells like confusion and delay
When you have to explain why you failed that test in Calc.
When you misbehave and get painted in blue
James didn’t like that at all
“I am disappointed Donald. I didn’t expect such…mmm…clumsiness from you. I had decided to send Douglas back and keep you.”
“E’m sorry sirrrrr.”
"I am disappointed, Donald. I didn't expect such clumsiness from you. I have decided to send Douglas back and keep you."
Donald: I’m Sorry Sir!
@@andrewdiesel4014 "I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now, James will have to help with the goods work while you have your tender mended. James won't like that."
James: *proceeds to tourette about extra work*
“I do not like engines popping through my walls” fumed the Barber.
“I appreciate your feeling” said the Fat Controller.
“But you must know that this engine and his crew have prevented a serious accident”
I like to play this when somebody is being told off in another film or TV Show.
Same here!
Harry: _puts his name into the Goblet_
Dumbledore:
"You have caused confusion and delay, Harry!" Dumbledore said calmly.
He can sure show up outta nowhere. Even seeing his shadow. That’s scary
Play it 75 speed you will never regret it
Your right... it prolongs the confusion and delay
My Geez! I' m picturing Mr Creosote from Monty Python entering the room to this! XD
lol@@moodydude6790
I dare you to play it at 0.25 speed.
Train lover 16 I already did oh my gosh It Sounds Horrible
When your boss wants to see you
When walking up to the bosses office in the tower and chatting to him privately, this music comes into my mind
Which Tower?
North Tower?
or South Tower?
Top ten most ruthless dictators
@Michael Poellot Top 10 best bosses to work for…
That is, if your a locomotive or piece or non-powered rolling stock.
When your parents yell your first, middle, and last name
"TAKE HIM AWAY AND STOP THAT NOISE!" Yelled the fat controller!
This is my own detention theme
Every time I see a picture of Winston Churchill I think of this music and I can't stop laughing.
Thanks, Thomas, you got me kicked out history class.
4:18 = Sir. Topham Hatt
4:19 = Fat controller
4:20 = Fat Blunt Roller
really tho i have a good story about this theme
in my history class, our teacher gets triggered easily, and he does actually look like the fat controller with a bit of hair and a beard, sooooo- i abused this
when he was yelling at a kid for misbehaving, i loaded this video up on my phone, yes, this exact video, and when he finished, and finally yelled "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?!?" (Yes, he actually said that) i tapped play on the phone, literally everyone was wheazing in laughter
Llama_ _Overlord XD I wish I was there XD
Llama_ _Overlord you have caused confusion and delay
Llama_ _Overlord if only you recorded it
That woudl've been golden to listen to
You had caused confusion and delay
I've heard this in a nightmare once when i was younger even though i haven't watched the original series
When your partner confronts you after looking at your browser history
0:03 when you got a f on your report card
*You know your screwed when you here this*
"S I L E N C E !"
_snapped the Fat Controller_
when you get sent to the principals office
At 4:20 he becomes The Fat Blunt Roller
i'm literally crying
Ffarquhar Engine Good to see someone enjoys spicy memes
Don't forget to bring me some food and water in my head and a half of this page
Ricardo Sanchèz in the House lollllllll
JUST BLAZE
You should have waited. And now you have caused confusion and delay. You left the brake coach, stranded Bertie's passengers and bumped your coaches. You must learn to be more patient.
Emily knew Sir Topham Hatt was right. She felt very bad. She was only trying to be as good as Gordon.
Sir Topham Hatt: If you can't behave I'll shall take away your red coat and have you painted blue
George Carlin: James didn't like that at all!
You know shits about to go down when you hear this play.
the fat controller: appears
the engine(s): why do i hear boss music?
I don't blame you, also when you fail miserably at escaping prison
Why does this interest me so much?
Who watched the entire of this video????
Like if you did!!!!!
ME. HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Your boss when they come to tell you off.
When your boss calls you to their office...
"You're a very naughty employee! You must be suspended without pay for 2 weeks. In the meantime, Tim will take your place."
" Thomas, I need you collect some milk from the dairy to make some ice cream for the Children's Party "
Boomed The Fat Controller.
" Remember Thomas, Go Slowly this time "
Thomas: Yes Sir thank you sir
When talking to your boss
That moment your Dad/Mom says, " We need to have a serious talk, young man/lady."
When your parents walk in while you're making out with your S.O.
sodor railway really reliable and right on time
~ signed by head of the railway ~ The Fat Controller, 200 tatmr
Then sir topham hat payed full attention to Duncan’s funnel
“If it happens again” he ended ominously“I shall find ways to cut you down to size in other words your career is (clears throat) on the line,need I say more?”
Duncan thought Sir Topham Hatt had said quite enough, and he remained completely silent and still, for at least the whole evening.
When your boss asks to meet with you
I'm gonna play this the next time I see a cop
When you get pulled over and see the officer walking towards your vehicle
When u heard this song why’ll the fat controller was driving somewhere you KNEW hell was goin down
The sound that plays when you have caused confusion and delay
*Attention Students May **_______** Please Come Into The Office.*
This is me at school at any given moment.
The Fat Controller laughed, "You are wrong!" he said.
"Well, you must be very proud of yourself. You shouldn't be." -The Administrator
When you cause confusion and delay
If this theme plays at 0.5 speed then you know your in DEEP crap.
The music that plays in your head everytime your boss talks to you
SILENCE!
The fat controller laughed
"You are wrong"
Doctor: You have 10 Minutes to live.
Me:
They say this music plays when Saint Peter is deciding if you go to heaven or hell.
This needs a bass boost!
NO!
train fan 4014 YES!!!
I AGREE