Wouldn’t he have to manually punch in the song? Like after he says “that’s disappointing” you just hear his steps as he walks over to a jukebox and presses the buttons to put on “what’s new pussycat”? Edit: after typing this I realize he would probably just pull the jukebox out of his back pocket
About the Metroid manga, the truth is even better. It isn't that her gender was a mystery. That panel was a part of a "promotional video" that Samus did for herself. She chose to be portrayed like a cool action man that get all the ladies. It's from "Victory Techniques for Metroid", a half manga half strategy guide
my favorite ship dynamic is “two characters that have a believable and compelling reason to date each other while still having well-defined and interesting personalities outside of their relationship”. it's a pretty rare dynamic
I was going to say something similar. I don't have a hard time relating to people different from me, so I'm able to just be happy for other people when their relationship is healthy.
They figured out they wanted different things from life, one wanted children, the other one didn't, and that's okay, they broke up but still remained friends. @@bananabanana484
as someone who's basically the poor man's rogue, who is pal's with the bard I need to see the movie to see how accurate this statement is but I bet its a lot
@@scrappyknees OH It it The rogue only cares for gold and staying alive while trying to keep the bard out of trouble and the bard is having the time of his life dude even plays a guitar thing hangs with the locals.
@@lordodysseus Sorry I'm dyslexic I only just learnt like a week ago that hay and hey are different words I thought hay meant as in the bails and also a greeting. Yes I know and just for context I live in backwater Scottish highlands so our grammar ain't the best anyway.
"Mickey Mouse decides you're gay, and there's nothing you can do about it." This implies there was at least one character off-screen who was actively trying to fight the compulsion after Mickey showed up in his Sorcerer's Apprentice get-up. I want to see the character fighting personalities between stereotypical buff manly dude and stereotypical effeminate camp gay back and forth like the climax to Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor movie while Mickey just watches and waits for his will to be done. Somebody please animate that.
"Kiss the Boy" plays in the background Edit: So I genuinely forgot that the original song was called "Kiss The Girl" so replace this concept with lesbians and my joke is now funnier
What makes the Samus thing better is the idea that maybe, just maybe, the Federation didn't know Samus was a girl either, so they just said 'bring in the bikini girls for the war hero'.
In that manga samus says it's my promo video Also the mangaka knew The ending has the mangaka tell maybe they'll find out how samus aran looks TLDR It was a joke
i know the Bible mentions Jesus’ child years, when he ditched his mom to teach a bunch of people about God so i guess that’s Jesus’ version of rebellion
not jus' teach, he was straight up ahead of them in their expertise, probably calling them out on their own mistakes and such and didn't ask for her mom's or dad's permission to do so
He was 12 at the time, and he was actually learning from the priests, but also doing a really good job of it (the ditching his parents bit is true though). "After three days they found him in the temple courts, sitting among the teachers, listening to them and asking them questions. Everyone who heard him was amazed at his understanding and his answers." (Luke 46-47)
Anthony Placek do you not know what Cortana or We are number one is or am I just being dumb but if you truly don’t know what it is then you should know that it’s fine to not know about Cortana but if you do not know what We are number one is *then you shall perish*
1:15 I'll do you one better, their powers are a reflection of their personality. Bob feels that he must protect his family so he has strength and superhuman endurance. Helen is a mother, so she has to be flexible to help all of her kids with everything. Dash is a young boy, so he's bound to have that child like endless energy and hyperactivity, thus speed. Violet is a teenager who feels insecure about everything, and she would rather live her life invisible. Jack Jack doesn't have a developed personality yet, so he has all the powers. And Frozone is just as cool as ice.
1:00 - Actually yes: In Luke, chapter 2 verses 41-52, we get a story where, at age twelve, Jesus is accidentally left behind in Jerusalem (they were part of a major Caravan with Joseph's family, so they assumed he was with their relatives for a couple days... It was a big caravan), and when they made it back, they found him chatting things up at the temple, amazing all the teachers with his knowledge of the Torah. And when Mary and Joseph started getting on to him about the scare he put them through, his response was "How is it that you sought me? Did you not know that I must be in my Father's house?"
This is true and I love that passage but I always wondered why it basically skipped ahead to Jesus being like 30 after that without any more about what he was like as a teenager, we know he got trained as a carpenter but that's about it. At the age that most of us Christians wear WWJD bracelets religiously (pun intended), we have NO IDEA what Jesus would have done.
@@arandomstartreknerd7261 Given how the entire point of Jesus is that he never sinned, I imagine the takeaway is that, the one incident aside, he lived a very boring life growing up. Either that or all the other stories are repeats of this one in that they all involve Jesus astounding everyone with his knowledge and wisdom, so Like just didn't bother writing them down.
@@michaellevin664 Actually no. The movies were made by Fox, long before they were bought by Disney. I think Disney owns the rights to the movies, but who cares, the movies were so awful that nobody dares to touch them again.
Are there any animators in the comment section? If so, can we see a fully-animated version of the "alternate universe meme" gag to fit it within the Spider-Verse film? Please?
@@bap3227 Okay. I've got some ideas for you. -Spider-Ham's take on "Here comes dat boi." -Peni Parker's rendition of a suicidal joke by standing in front of a giant laser. -Spider-Noir trying his best to come up with a meme, as he hails from the 1930's, and laughably failing. How are these?
1:03 There a “gospel” that was written (albeit seen as utter nonsense) describing incidents such as Jesus being blamed for a friend dying after falling from the top ledge of the home, only to the resurrect their friend who then mentions they had fell off. I think there was also one where he got yelled at for using his powers to smite several bullies, who his mom then demands he revives.
It's actually got some pretty profound shit alongside the aforementioned fucking and fighting. Jesus is still the Jesus we know but more like the Jesus in JC Superstar in that he actually acts like a human alongside being committed to nonviolence.
Blink-and-you'll-miss-it instances of LGBT representation in Disney movies that are done so Disney can get press and claim "we're being progressive!", but done in ways that can be easily edited away so that movie markets less friendly to LGBT people (example: China, where American movies can make a lot of money) are still willing to screen them. Examples include: A pair of girlfriends in Finding Dory. LeFou in the live-action Beauty & the Beast Nameless gay man at therapy session in Avengers: Endgame. Two women kissing near the end of The Rise of Skywalker. Police officer who mentions a girlfriend in Onward.
Wrong. My favorite ship is Percabeth and niether is me or my type. Fun fact though, I did wake up one day and realize that Percy is basically my dad and Anabeth is basically my mom. What I'm trying to say is that my favorite ship is basically my parents and... you know what? I'm okay with that. My parents are simultaneously an adorable couple and an unstoppable dream team. They're perfect for each other and that's just a fact.
So in Language Arts we were doing a story chart thingy, and to help us get the gist of it we watched Mulan. So guess who mentioned the "girl worth fighting for" post in this video
Peni: This... this can’t be! Siri, play a Cruel Angel’s Thesis. edit: made first bit sound like a mildly cheesy anime bit oh and also ua-cam.com/video/lRMH5XuJfr4/v-deo.html
@@muffinxyz7895 From Wikipedia: Neon Genesis Evangelion[4] (Japanese: 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン, Hepburn: Shinseiki Evangerion, lit. "New Century Gospel") is a Japanese mecha anime television series produced by Gainax and Tatsunoko Production, directed by Hideaki Anno and broadcast on TV Tokyo from October 1995 to March 1996.
There was a scene with a little girl who lost her grip on the doll and it flew away. I'm not sure how it went far enough that the Huns ended up catching it lol but it flew straight to them and they used it to track their way to the village.
3:58 it’s a beautiful day outside birds are chirping flowers are blooming on days like these, kids like you... should go to the beach or something, i dunno tori told me to get you off the computer, but uh, you’re not actually on it, you’re next to it... so I guess my work here is done
I love Tumblr. It's so dumb, crazy, yet wholesome sometimes. The best part is the people who still exist there, making jokes, making memories. While I'm stuck with Facebook ;-;
The last one, alternative: One component of your personality Another component of your personality Alternative alternative: Characters that share a personality trait with each other
It's nine o'clock in the morning where I am and already I feel personally attacked by that last one. Also I'm going to use the D.A.B. whenever I can just to embarrass my little brother and make all of his friends cringe and recoil in physical pain.
The Japanese probably already have a group like that. I mean look at the writer of jojo and see how he uses American band and song names to name stands so it's totally possible.
@@freshtheend4903 Yeah I know but I was reffering to something like they like it so much they have conventions like animecon but for cartoons as well as cosplay.
3:01 I also have the same idea for the Sonic multiverse Saturn: "Unusual flex, but that's fine" 38 year old Dreamcast Sonic: "I feel like I'm having a stroke!"
1:10 There's this one story where Jesus is like 10 and his family moves back to Nazareth and on the way they just notice he's gone. They go back to Jerusalem, he's in the Synagouge, listening to the old Testament, and Josef is like: "Where were you" and Jesus is like: "I was just staying at dad's house" and Josef is like: ??? But Maria knows what's up.
3:38 Holy crap, that one isn't funny it's just wholesome. Where has this post been all my life? I wish someone had told me this sooner. I struggle with depression and low self-esteem, and I often worry about annoying others and/or being a burden to them. It's one of the reasons why I don't talk to very many people, because I'm afraid of bothering them, and also why I apologize when I feel like I'm rambling about a topic I'm interested in or a show or video game I like.
Agreed. I feel like I annoy and bother people too. Maybe I should just take it and accept that I annoy people and they are dealing with it anyway, rather than seeking to isolate myself from others and get rid of my emotions until I am as much as machine as the computers I program... Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Did anyone notice that the last part has the Tumblr User "Romansleftshoulderpad" ROMAN IS A SANDERS SIDES CHARACTER BASED ON THOMAS'S CREATIVITY AND ROMANCE!
6:10 There's also, Person A: Your Type, Person B: Your other type, and Person C: Someone who doesn't get with Person A or B unless in fanfiction that you can project onto as they watch A and B get together and be happy
I am so proud of myself for remembering the title of this video specifically after all this time. I finally got into TF2 back in May, and had to come back here just for Scout.
It took my brother 20 minutes to explain what the hell "shipping" was and why it happened, and it gets summarised better in three seconds by a [expletive] tumblr post.
I watched the movie without knowing who the gay character was but I had heard somewhere that there was one and i swear to God for the longest time i thought that the manticore was the gay character idk why
3:09 Peni: Bakas... Alexa! I Peni Parker have a dream. *(Piano starts playing while SP//dr appears behind her menacingly)* Miles: Oh she's good. Gwen: Agreed. Peter: (Confused screaming) Spider Noir: (Even more confused screaming)
only after watching this do I realize that Pat is TF2's scout. 1) Both have a relatively fast, medium-pitched voice 2) Both drink an inordinate amount of caffeine 3) Both think their hot shit but they're actually just annoying little shits I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
So since into the Spiderverse deals with alternate timelines, the post posits that Miles and Gwen would have different versions of our memes, and we assume Peter B has our memes. So "Weird flex, but OK" is "Freaky flex, but alright" in Gwen's universe and "Strange flex, but cool beans" in Miles: functionally the same, but with different words. The difference is so small it might seem like they're mis-remembering, or in Peter B's case, question if they remembered correctly.
@@nelsonthai1610 Not to mention, I imagine the E meme being different. So in our universe, it's Markiplier's face with E as the caption, but in Miles' universe it's Jacksepticeye's face with F, and in Gwen's universe it's LordMinion777's face with D.
i can get so behind gwen's meme culture i think ive said 'this is tragic' more times then 'hello' in my life and there was a time when i had the entirety of the lyrics to all star _memorised_
3:15 Then Spider-Man Noir is just off to the side like "What the hell are you people talking about???" Because he's from somewhere around the 1940's and memes haven't been invented yet.
Every time I come back here, and he goes over the teen Jesus post, all I can think about is the one story where he was like 12 and terrified his family during Passover when he stayed behind in Jerusalem after the holiday. Imagine you going to a big Easter family get together at your old family church then forgetting your kid there and only realizing it when you made it halfway home
2:05 I like the version of the post where the cats bless the child with the ability to handle bones and catch birds, and the girl grows up with the ability to handle other people’s headaches by telling their ones to stop that, and is the only one who can safely work alone in the emu enclosure
Out of all of these videos you and your friends have made over the years, this is the one I somehow keep coming back to. Thank you for being so wonderful during such specifically dark times. I know you wont read this, but I digress. I feel that I should thank you all the same.
1:03 yes, and it's one of my favorite bible stories. When he was nine or so, Jesus outright GOES AWOL, and his parents go looking for him, and he's at the temple, studying Scripture with the rabbi. The priest basically says, "He's kinda the messiah, he has to be here" and from then on, instead of learning to be a Shepard like his dad, he studies the first testament and other scriptures of the Jewish people. Jesus' rebellious phase was him abandoning the tutorial missions and bee-lining it for the main quest like a speedrunner.
3:00 -ish: How could you possibly leave out the best one?!
Spider-Pig: That's disappointing. Jukebox, play "What's New Pussycat."
SON OF A BITCH!!
I LOVE IT!
Wouldn’t he have to manually punch in the song? Like after he says “that’s disappointing” you just hear his steps as he walks over to a jukebox and presses the buttons to put on “what’s new pussycat”? Edit: after typing this I realize he would probably just pull the jukebox out of his back pocket
Noir: gentlemen play le marsailles
@@LastDragoon-wi7zo NO! Not a JUKEBOX. A BOOMBOX! WHAM! Make it BIG!
About the Metroid manga, the truth is even better.
It isn't that her gender was a mystery. That panel was a part of a "promotional video" that Samus did for herself. She chose to be portrayed like a cool action man that get all the ladies.
It's from "Victory Techniques for Metroid", a half manga half strategy guide
Are you telling me samus was a reverse trap?
@@no-man_baugh *YES*
Reverse trap icon
samus says wlw rights?
@Ambipie Samus is a bicon. I can accept no other reality anymore.
my favorite ship dynamic is “two characters that have a believable and compelling reason to date each other while still having well-defined and interesting personalities outside of their relationship”. it's a pretty rare dynamic
Impossible
I was going to say something similar. I don't have a hard time relating to people different from me, so I'm able to just be happy for other people when their relationship is healthy.
@@annana6098 oh, no, it doesn't need to be healthy. just believable.
But if they have a solid, believable relationship; how are we supposed to have them break up before the next movie? Huh?
They figured out they wanted different things from life, one wanted children, the other one didn't, and that's okay, they broke up but still remained friends. @@bananabanana484
Road to El dorado is what happens when the rouge and bard are best friends...Think on that
as someone who's basically the poor man's rogue, who is pal's with the bard
I need to see the movie to see how accurate this statement is but I bet its a lot
@@scrappyknees OH It it The rogue only cares for gold and staying alive while trying to keep the bard out of trouble and the bard is having the time of his life dude even plays a guitar thing hangs with the locals.
I think I'm having a stroke. Time for a grammar lesson.
RoUge is a shade of red. RogUe is the word your thinking of.
@@lordodysseus
(Rogue) Gonna Rogue my knees and roll my stockings down
(Bard) AND ALL THAT JAZZ
@@lordodysseus Sorry I'm dyslexic I only just learnt like a week ago that hay and hey are different words I thought hay meant as in the bails and also a greeting. Yes I know and just for context I live in backwater Scottish highlands so our grammar ain't the best anyway.
"Mickey Mouse decides you're gay, and there's nothing you can do about it."
This implies there was at least one character off-screen who was actively trying to fight the compulsion after Mickey showed up in his Sorcerer's Apprentice get-up. I want to see the character fighting personalities between stereotypical buff manly dude and stereotypical effeminate camp gay back and forth like the climax to Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor movie while Mickey just watches and waits for his will to be done. Somebody please animate that.
There should be their friends in the background shouting "FIGHT IT!" dramatically with sad music as it gets more intense and hopeless
"YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS, HARRY!! HOLD ON, PLEASE!!!"
"I-I'm sorry... I ca- gh- I can't think... *straight...* any more..."
"HARRY NOOOOO"
I never kmew i needed this in my life
SO basically... I was gonna say something witty but I forgot... damn...
"Kiss the Boy" plays in the background
Edit: So I genuinely forgot that the original song was called "Kiss The Girl" so replace this concept with lesbians and my joke is now funnier
What makes the Samus thing better is the idea that maybe, just maybe, the Federation didn't know Samus was a girl either, so they just said 'bring in the bikini girls for the war hero'.
In that manga samus says it's my promo video
Also the mangaka knew
The ending has the mangaka tell maybe they'll find out how samus aran looks
TLDR
It was a joke
3:16
Peni Parker: How depressing, Siri play "A cruel angel's thesis."
Given how her comic version is that is too accurate and I am angry someone didn't include that.
Noir Time:
Noir: Tuesday already? (Sighs) Radio, play "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire."
Ham: This is a disaster. Jukebox, play "What's New, Pussycat".
Dragonis Prime x7, with its not unusual in the middle
Oh, boo hoo. Mr. Krabs, play a sad song on the world's smallest violin.
i know the Bible mentions Jesus’ child years, when he ditched his mom to teach a bunch of people about God
so i guess that’s Jesus’ version of rebellion
not jus' teach, he was straight up ahead of them in their expertise, probably calling them out on their own mistakes and such
and didn't ask for her mom's or dad's permission to do so
He was 12 at the time, and he was actually learning from the priests, but also doing a really good job of it (the ditching his parents bit is true though). "After three days they found him in the temple courts, sitting among the teachers, listening to them and asking them questions. Everyone who heard him was amazed at his understanding and his answers." (Luke 46-47)
Ditching his parent, damn
Well the thing is, sin is disobeying God, so since it was likely God telling him to go do that, it means that it wasn't a sin.
@Melody Ackerman Considering that he was Jewish, I don't think 'questioning your elders in a educational setting' was frowned on in the same way.
3:16
This is most displeasing, Cortana play we are number one.
I DON'T KNOW THIS MEME!!
... Which one are you?
@@kathie6106 prolly spider ham
Anthony Placek do you not know what Cortana or We are number one is or am I just being dumb but if you truly don’t know what it is then you should know that it’s fine to not know about Cortana but if you do not know what We are number one is *then you shall perish*
Bing, put Flamingo on!
1:15 I'll do you one better, their powers are a reflection of their personality. Bob feels that he must protect his family so he has strength and superhuman endurance. Helen is a mother, so she has to be flexible to help all of her kids with everything. Dash is a young boy, so he's bound to have that child like endless energy and hyperactivity, thus speed. Violet is a teenager who feels insecure about everything, and she would rather live her life invisible. Jack Jack doesn't have a developed personality yet, so he has all the powers. And Frozone is just as cool as ice.
S o u p
1:00 - Actually yes: In Luke, chapter 2 verses 41-52, we get a story where, at age twelve, Jesus is accidentally left behind in Jerusalem (they were part of a major Caravan with Joseph's family, so they assumed he was with their relatives for a couple days... It was a big caravan), and when they made it back, they found him chatting things up at the temple, amazing all the teachers with his knowledge of the Torah. And when Mary and Joseph started getting on to him about the scare he put them through, his response was "How is it that you sought me? Did you not know that I must be in my Father's house?"
The only thing I got out of 8 years of catholic school is that Jesus did in fact sass his parents. So 12-year-old me was perfectly fine.
This is true and I love that passage but I always wondered why it basically skipped ahead to Jesus being like 30 after that without any more about what he was like as a teenager, we know he got trained as a carpenter but that's about it. At the age that most of us Christians wear WWJD bracelets religiously (pun intended), we have NO IDEA what Jesus would have done.
@@arandomstartreknerd7261 Given how the entire point of Jesus is that he never sinned, I imagine the takeaway is that, the one incident aside, he lived a very boring life growing up. Either that or all the other stories are repeats of this one in that they all involve Jesus astounding everyone with his knowledge and wisdom, so Like just didn't bother writing them down.
@@K9TheFirst1 You're probably right, lol.
Wow, this is great
“disney’s first gay character is-“
THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM: “COME ON, SAY NICO. COME ON”
I didn't know Disney owned Percy Jackson.
And after seeing what they're doing with Artemis Fowl, it probably can't get worse.
@@reasyrandom The first two books were made into Disney movies.
And yes, they got close to everything wrong twice.
@@michaellevin664 Actually no. The movies were made by Fox, long before they were bought by Disney.
I think Disney owns the rights to the movies, but who cares, the movies were so awful that nobody dares to touch them again.
Michael Levin i literally will not watch those movies. i would rather sit through paint drying on a wall. that way id save braincells.
Nico isn't even in those movies
Are there any animators in the comment section? If so, can we see a fully-animated version of the "alternate universe meme" gag to fit it within the Spider-Verse film? Please?
ok i wanna do this, but im gonna procrastinate alot, i want this to happen im doing it no matter the time
alright fuel the fire gimme some ideas plz
@@bap3227 Okay. I've got some ideas for you.
-Spider-Ham's take on "Here comes dat boi."
-Peni Parker's rendition of a suicidal joke by standing in front of a giant laser.
-Spider-Noir trying his best to come up with a meme, as he hails from the 1930's, and laughably failing.
How are these?
this is very, very tempting-
amazing imma try and suit that with butting in and stuff
im gonna animate them talking to each other directly
i just realized i cant voice act
1:03 There a “gospel” that was written (albeit seen as utter nonsense) describing incidents such as Jesus being blamed for a friend dying after falling from the top ledge of the home, only to the resurrect their friend who then mentions they had fell off. I think there was also one where he got yelled at for using his powers to smite several bullies, who his mom then demands he revives.
"Jesus! You will revive those poor boys this instant"
@@spiritualbeetle3904 "But mom, They SINNED!"
but it's fanfic tho
There's also the fictitious book The Gospel According to Biff who's Jesus's best friend who loved fucking fighting and magic.
It's actually got some pretty profound shit alongside the aforementioned fucking and fighting.
Jesus is still the Jesus we know but more like the Jesus in JC Superstar in that he actually acts like a human alongside being committed to nonviolence.
Inb4 it's Morning, Pat
Good morning Pat
Technically it is night, aslong as the sun aint out
Pat. Why is it morning?
@@volenaviee
*Wake up lieutenant*
(Slaps intensifies)
ur hiar looks beautiful no homo
_"This is a TF2 meme."_
_"Dear God!"_
_"There's more."_
_"NO!"_
"This meme contains the dying wish of every tf2 player here"
@@ItsaFenyx! You did collect everyones dying wish?
@@Pingimasteryou bet
"Disney's first LGBT character"
Didn't they have 2 moms for one son in an episode of Good Luck Charlie?
Elizabeth Hogue correct
...Who exactly were they referring to?
Blink-and-you'll-miss-it instances of LGBT representation in Disney movies that are done so Disney can get press and claim "we're being progressive!", but done in ways that can be easily edited away so that movie markets less friendly to LGBT people (example: China, where American movies can make a lot of money) are still willing to screen them.
Examples include:
A pair of girlfriends in Finding Dory.
LeFou in the live-action Beauty & the Beast
Nameless gay man at therapy session in Avengers: Endgame.
Two women kissing near the end of The Rise of Skywalker.
Police officer who mentions a girlfriend in Onward.
Disney has like 9,862 "first" LGBT characters
@@J0hnny0hm I KNEW those star wars kissers were lesbian!
Ok, Seymour, your Scout voice is dead on.
Wrong. My favorite ship is Percabeth and niether is me or my type. Fun fact though, I did wake up one day and realize that Percy is basically my dad and Anabeth is basically my mom. What I'm trying to say is that my favorite ship is basically my parents and... you know what? I'm okay with that. My parents are simultaneously an adorable couple and an unstoppable dream team. They're perfect for each other and that's just a fact.
parent positivity post.
Noir: "This is upsetting, someone switch the radio to 'Sound of Silence'."
Imagine using tumblr and not knowing who Sans is...
Edit= Bish I’m being sarcastic and I don’t like Oliver
imagine liking oliver
Imagine using Tumblr
Imagine using tumblr and not following ThanksKenPenders
Imagine
As someone who follows birdsareblooming? They know who Sans is.
So in Language Arts we were doing a story chart thingy, and to help us get the gist of it we watched Mulan. So guess who mentioned the "girl worth fighting for" post in this video
... you?
*A'ight, I'm never gonna give you up*
*This is so funny. Alexa, DAB on those haters*
*SiRI, WHAT'RE THOOOOOSEEE???*
*HUH?!?!?!*
*EXCUSE ME!?!?!?!!*
"Siri built herself a body solely so she can whip it and naenae."
"SHE *W H A T* NOW?!?"
404 likes, meme not found
*no*
I feel like I have been cursed and blessed at the same time
"Who the hell is Sans?"
"The stuff you find at the beach."
*URH URH URH URH*
Peni: This... this can’t be! Siri, play a Cruel Angel’s Thesis.
edit: made first bit sound like a mildly cheesy anime bit oh and also ua-cam.com/video/lRMH5XuJfr4/v-deo.html
3rd time this joke was made
I like how we are all going with "A Cruel Angel's Thesis" instead of an obvious JoJo opening
@@Konpekikaminari it works better anyways with nga being mecha and all.
@@veemie8148 "Mecha" I'm sure it's not.
@@muffinxyz7895 From Wikipedia:
Neon Genesis Evangelion[4] (Japanese: 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン, Hepburn: Shinseiki Evangerion, lit. "New Century Gospel") is a Japanese mecha anime television series produced by Gainax and Tatsunoko Production, directed by Hideaki Anno and broadcast on TV Tokyo from October 1995 to March 1996.
@@veemie8148 Well, it's technically a Mecha until you learn the truth.
Spider Ham: Awkward brag, but alright.
Spider Noir: Interesting boast, but neato.
Anime Child: Weird flex, but okie doki.
Spider Man 2099: Odd showoff, but accepted
My headcanon is that the doll belonged to Shan Yu, and it accidentally fell out of his armor while he was murdering a little girl.
It was shown/said before belonging to a girl (I think?)
There was a scene with a little girl who lost her grip on the doll and it flew away. I'm not sure how it went far enough that the Huns ended up catching it lol but it flew straight to them and they used it to track their way to the village.
Elizabeth Murray
The Hun’s bird of prey (was it a falcon?) caught it midair and brought it to the Huns.
4:14 holy fuck that puts that song into a whole new fucking perspective. Thats...fuck man that changes like half the movie for me
Well, it does change the tone OF half the movie, specifically the second half.
3:58
it’s a beautiful day outside
birds are chirping
flowers are blooming
on days like these, kids like you...
should go to the beach or something, i dunno
tori told me to get you off the computer, but uh,
you’re not actually on it, you’re next to it...
so I guess my work here is done
@RED Engineer There's a thing called opinions, my friend.
I hope you're kidding and actually get what they were saying.
Other than that:
I just found out D.I.L.F's (as opposed to M.I.L.F's) are a thing.
1:29 THE DESPAIR IN HIS VOICE I CANT
I love Tumblr.
It's so dumb, crazy, yet wholesome sometimes. The best part is the people who still exist there, making jokes, making memories. While I'm stuck with Facebook ;-;
Me: (sees the thumbnail)
Me, a tf2 fan: *_Oh yeah, it’s all coming together._*
2:13 "Congratulations, Scout. You are a failure"
Colder Animations -Back in the swing of things- Let’s be honest, he would do that tho-
No No, scouts got a point.
"Oh, _I_ failed, did I?"
@@demi-femme4821 diiiiiid I?
@@bee5440 "Yes!"
The last one, alternative:
One component of your personality
Another component of your personality
Alternative alternative:
Characters that share a personality trait with each other
3:36
Seymour: Kiss me
Me: I dunno
Seymour: Shows good ol' Speedwagon
Me: k
Same he's truly the best waifu
speedwagon best waifu
You guys are too kind. ☺️
I almost had a stroke when I saw him he’s just too beautiful
1:47 Samus is a top tier fighter who's saved the universe multiple times
Cats are the best bakers because of their loaf skills
But have you ever seen a bunny loaf?
3:22
I CANT STOP LAUGHING, IM LITERLLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!!!
It's nine o'clock in the morning where I am and already I feel personally attacked by that last one.
Also I'm going to use the D.A.B. whenever I can just to embarrass my little brother and make all of his friends cringe and recoil in physical pain.
you're brother uses the same account as you?
wait, you mean IRL
@@twinkiesmaster69 I meant irl 😅
5:54
Well I guess for Canadians it would be "Sorry Syrup"
What about the Japanese?
Or Asians?
Or Mexicans, what do I call my grandma?
Did you mean: "Sorry, warcrime syrup"
What if there was an alternate universe where japanese people had a fandom like weebs but for western cartoons
The Japanese probably already have a group like that. I mean look at the writer of jojo and see how he uses American band and song names to name stands so it's totally possible.
@@freshtheend4903 Yeah I know but I was reffering to something like they like it so much they have conventions like animecon but for cartoons as well as cosplay.
@@freshtheend4903 Not just American bands and songs, but Araki has a damn fine taste all things considered.
@@kabob0077 of course, but you get the point yes?
@@freshtheend4903 Indeed I do.
3:01 I also have the same idea for the Sonic multiverse
Saturn: "Unusual flex, but that's fine"
38 year old Dreamcast Sonic: "I feel like I'm having a stroke!"
I bust up laughing at the Sans Sand in the middle of class send help
5:35 : he *smoked* all the *drugs*
me, theatre trash: *sincerely me intensifies*
Okay so I searched gay Disney character on Google, why is there a list?
@Javert Boudreau so basically impersonating Oprah
See, selling tickets is as easy as acting like you care about something.
prince eric is on it
Every 6 months they reveal their first gay character
Mickey Mouse: There's a *WHAT*
1:10 There's this one story where Jesus is like 10 and his family moves back to Nazareth and on the way they just notice he's gone.
They go back to Jerusalem, he's in the Synagouge, listening to the old Testament, and Josef is like: "Where were you" and Jesus is like: "I was just staying at dad's house" and Josef is like: ???
But Maria knows what's up.
Okay then. Wasn’t expecting to be attacked a 12 am.
Thomas Cook
Omg same
3:38 Holy crap, that one isn't funny it's just wholesome. Where has this post been all my life? I wish someone had told me this sooner. I struggle with depression and low self-esteem, and I often worry about annoying others and/or being a burden to them. It's one of the reasons why I don't talk to very many people, because I'm afraid of bothering them, and also why I apologize when I feel like I'm rambling about a topic I'm interested in or a show or video game I like.
Agreed. I feel like I annoy and bother people too. Maybe I should just take it and accept that I annoy people and they are dealing with it anyway, rather than seeking to isolate myself from others and get rid of my emotions until I am as much as machine as the computers I program...
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Did anyone notice that the last part has the Tumblr User "Romansleftshoulderpad"
ROMAN IS A SANDERS SIDES CHARACTER BASED ON THOMAS'S CREATIVITY AND ROMANCE!
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT!!!
Also hey fellow fander
@@haxdiyou lol
@@haxdiyou I'm not apart of the Fanders... I just watch them
@@NightcoreBrawler Fanders are just what Thomas calls his fans
"Who the hell is Sans?"
*M E G A L O V A N I A I N T E S I F I E S*
6:10 There's also, Person A: Your Type, Person B: Your other type, and Person C: Someone who doesn't get with Person A or B unless in fanfiction that you can project onto as they watch A and B get together and be happy
4:50 it's called "shits (1s) and giggles (20s)"
Its 3AM and my brain is melting about this F A C T S
I am so proud of myself for remembering the title of this video specifically after all this time.
I finally got into TF2 back in May, and had to come back here just for Scout.
so technically the company that made metroid is lgbt-friendly because samus is a girl and was surrounded by females at a comic
And also that’s exactly what Samus asked for
Isabelle will also develop a crush on the mayor regardless of gender.
We've got the two opposite ends of gay.
@@demi-femme4821 wouldn't that make isabelle bi
4:05 whoa whoa whoa Morganna!?!?
Edit: I didn’t see that coming
He's in, boys! He did it! He said it! *airhorns*
Seduce me
Spy I'm not gonna-
SEDUCE ME
The level of accuracy with that last one makes me feel both very astounded and highly called out
1:52
Is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that Mooni just said "You're gonna take it," in that particular context.
1:11
Yes there are. When he was about the age of a teenager his parents lost him in a crowd, but he went to temple to talk with priests and teachers.
It took my brother 20 minutes to explain what the hell "shipping" was and why it happened, and it gets summarised better in three seconds by a [expletive] tumblr post.
Video: *ends with a perfectly cut scream*
Me: *sips tea* Aw that's the good shit
I read the mulan post the other day and I legit was freaking
3:16
Peni: This is sorrowful, computer play Angel with a Shotgun Nightcore
3:37
Don't think I don't see you SPEEDWAGON!
4:35 now hear me for a second, what if the father or a family member of that girl was one of the soldiers.
Don't forget, the first lesbian in disney came out, and it was the female cyclops
Which movie was that, again?
@@Gloomdrake onward
Kazia Mccool Oh, that came out?
I watched the movie without knowing who the gay character was but I had heard somewhere that there was one and i swear to God for the longest time i thought that the manticore was the gay character idk why
Well I gotta watch that movie
5:10 THAT CAR IS DEFINITELY A SAAB 9-5 I’d recognise that car ANYWHERE! comfy af seats, gorgeous drive smooth af, astounding car
Edit: 9-5 Aero
3:09
Peni: Bakas... Alexa! I Peni Parker have a dream.
*(Piano starts playing while SP//dr appears behind her menacingly)*
Miles: Oh she's good.
Gwen: Agreed.
Peter: (Confused screaming)
Spider Noir: (Even more confused screaming)
No, Noir's like this:
Noir: (Almost done with everything.) Tuesday already? (Sighs) Radio, play "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire."
@@kathie6106 Ah, ok.
0:42 Gothpunzel looks dope as heck
only after watching this do I realize that Pat is TF2's scout.
1) Both have a relatively fast, medium-pitched voice
2) Both drink an inordinate amount of caffeine
3) Both think their hot shit but they're actually just annoying little shits
I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
*taps bat menacingly* You wanna keep your kneecaps, buddy?
Fair point.
Counterpoint: **downs Crit-a-Cola**
Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklenuts!
Nich White Oh shit not my kneecaps I need those!
1:39 I needed this is in my life
Showed the Samus one to a friend of mine and he just logged off Discord.
3:55 I’m crying this how much the post touched me. Thanks tumblr. You helped me deal with my insecurities.
3:37 JOJO REFERENCE
he best jobro
Speedwagon is best human
2:14 tf2 reference
Caesar or Dio would've been more accurate to the post, but meh.
3:36 omg the Speedwagon picture as PM says kiss me made me realize, “I have subscribed to the right man...”
3:31 WHY DOES THAT MAKE SENSE THO-
Peter Porker: This is wallowing! Al, play Sweet Home Alabama!
"We made the good ones"
That's a matter of opinion
Yeah but fallout 76 is also an evergreen joke cause Bethesda's never gonna finish it
@@xzombieadrianx1249 it was started?
@@creppersaurusrex2300 *uno reverse card* I never said it was released
@@Treesarewoke I think I
Nv is the worst. But that's my opinion. I think 76 is better.
4:20
I think about this post everyday
1:10 it does.
He entered the temple started mad shit, breaking things i think?
And was asked to leave permanently.
No, I think he was an adult when he lost his shit at the people monetizing church shit
Dude when she did the cat voice i had to pause the video and google who voiced Morgana in P5 because it was so spot on??
I did not get any of those jokes about slightly off meme culture.
And now I feel called out about the shipping. *HOW COULD YOU!?*
So since into the Spiderverse deals with alternate timelines, the post posits that Miles and Gwen would have different versions of our memes, and we assume Peter B has our memes.
So "Weird flex, but OK" is "Freaky flex, but alright" in Gwen's universe and "Strange flex, but cool beans" in Miles: functionally the same, but with different words.
The difference is so small it might seem like they're mis-remembering, or in Peter B's case, question if they remembered correctly.
@@nelsonthai1610 Not to mention, I imagine the E meme being different.
So in our universe, it's Markiplier's face with E as the caption, but in Miles' universe it's Jacksepticeye's face with F, and in Gwen's universe it's LordMinion777's face with D.
I cried like 3 times today and 3:53 was needed
3:35 so that's why Speedwagon never married...
5:18 "I may be a moron but I'm not stupid"
6:17 ok i cant even argue
i can get so behind gwen's meme culture
i think ive said 'this is tragic' more times then 'hello' in my life and there was a time when i had the entirety of the lyrics to all star _memorised_
3:15 Then Spider-Man Noir is just off to the side like "What the hell are you people talking about???" Because he's from somewhere around the 1940's and memes haven't been invented yet.
Every time I come back here, and he goes over the teen Jesus post, all I can think about is the one story where he was like 12 and terrified his family during Passover when he stayed behind in Jerusalem after the holiday.
Imagine you going to a big Easter family get together at your old family church then forgetting your kid there and only realizing it when you made it halfway home
3:00 -Or thereabouts
Noir Spiderman: That's depressing. Jukebox, play Ain't Misbehavin'.
Peni Parker: big Oof, Siri play coffin dance
2:05 I like the version of the post where the cats bless the child with the ability to handle bones and catch birds, and the girl grows up with the ability to handle other people’s headaches by telling their ones to stop that, and is the only one who can safely work alone in the emu enclosure
4:45 and I now have a campaign idea
Out of all of these videos you and your friends have made over the years, this is the one I somehow keep coming back to.
Thank you for being so wonderful during such specifically dark times.
I know you wont read this, but I digress. I feel that I should thank you all the same.
2:23
YOU'RE READY!
Really?
@@lisatroiani6119NO! Everything you just said was insane
@@timothyisstupid And: we are out of time.
@@lisatroiani6119 Congratulations. You're a failure!
@@lisatroiani6119Congratulations! You're a failure.
4:40
As a D&D player, I hole heartedly agree with this LoL
3:59
Roses are red...
...Paper can be used for lists...
...Oh god why...
...Why does this even exist?
That last one just slapped everybody on the wrist and I love it.
1:03 yes, and it's one of my favorite bible stories. When he was nine or so, Jesus outright GOES AWOL, and his parents go looking for him, and he's at the temple, studying Scripture with the rabbi. The priest basically says, "He's kinda the messiah, he has to be here" and from then on, instead of learning to be a Shepard like his dad, he studies the first testament and other scriptures of the Jewish people. Jesus' rebellious phase was him abandoning the tutorial missions and bee-lining it for the main quest like a speedrunner.
The homestuck play on words KILLED ME yoo