**inhales** Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need
The “being married to an elf/dwarf” post just made me realize that humans in fantasy must all look like we have ADHD in comparison to the others, because our short lifespans mean that we can’t put in the same amount of hours into ANYTHING we do - unless we WANT to - without using up at least one half to two thirds of our TOTAL lifespan.
Ecks Spot I’d guess then you’d be a hyperactive puppy. Not a regular puppy, a HYPERACTIVE puppy...that just drank a whole pot of coffee, and somehow got themselves hit with a Haste spell.
@@aniyajohnson4729 Not a fan of how he emphasized it though. The usual context is that none of it can be unpacked, but he makes it sound like some of it can be, as a treat.
Dragons are known as symbols of avarice, who will steal and hoard anything they consider a treasure, that dragon just happens to be the spirit animal of Toreto
There's stories about cats who lost their kittens and adopted kits of animals that are usually considered their prey, and as we know, cats are the closest thing we have to dragons personality wise, so this might happen.
I have a shirt that say, "this is the worst shirt ever, of all time." My dog chewed one sleeve off, and I had my mom cut off the rest of the chewed sleeve. Still have it.
Don’t mind me just commenting every tangent I go on with a time stamp here: 3:49 BABEY PRINCIPAL! 3:58 That might be a Homestuck reference because Bro in Homestuck wears cheap anime shades. 4:13 Hah Danny Phantom. 8:05 Wolfgang is a name that can be seen as both fancy and rebellious. You could be a masterful piano player or a freaking rock star with the same flipping name and that’s awesome.
Alright whos going to tell them that the homestuck reference is the other way around? Just me? Ok. Gurren lagan came first. Homestuck was directly referencing it.
Now I just have the feeling that cat's speak like the ed 209 Cat: "you have 10 seconds to comply" Me: cat no please I've fed you, you have food in your bowl! Cat: *bowel is empty* 5 seconds Me: *shifts bowel* there Cat: *processing* food acquired
The "Sun's out, guns out" shirt with sleeves would work great in Washington. People would be like "hey your shirt's wrong" and you could be like "nah, sky's wrong".
There's one even more adorable than cyana? I don't consider the blue Amazon lady from JC's Avatar to be cute in most cases. I know how to pronounce her name, but I can't remember how to spell it and voice recognition keeps correcting it to "nit hairy."
Don't you mean the cat is CATlibrating! Hee hee! Also... Punk is cool, but... Have you ever even LISTENED to the Bridge to Terabithia Theme Song? That crap goes HARD! You listen to that stuff on a swingset with your earbuds in and a breeze blowing going at your fastest speed with your head tilted up to the sky to see the clouds drift over the sun while it filters through the trees then you will have so much magic coming out of your EARS!
someone i don't like: [starts talking just a bit too loudly] my autistic ass: excuse me, please shut up. them: what?? me: please shut up. them: [sputtering]
3:00 This, for some reason, reminds me of that time in Marvel comics where Iceman got a priest to bless his *entire body, which can turn into ice* . The ensuing slaughter of vampires was glorious.
"Remember the start of season 1 when everything was ok" "I'm not actually sure what show you're referring to and that scares me" The first quote applies to literally every show in existence. I remember being a little kid, watching season 4 of Yu-Gi-Oh and thinking "remember in season one where the hardest thing they had to do was fight the rich dude. Good times"
Okay but the 'drinking an iced coffee while someone is talking' thing has the exact same energy as Shoto from My Hero Academia slurping up soba and telling his dad he has a nasty scar.
Oh those bunnies look so happy, they only all snuggle together like that when they are super comfortable. I know a bonded pair that refused to be cuddled unless one is on top of the other
I have never agreed with someone online more. Well done Strongermonster. It is between Christmas and New years and you have written an accurate description.
3:20 Welcome to the Undertale fandom we've got flower goat, demon child, void goop (or Void Dad, depending on the situation), chaotic destroyer, the Bad Guys(tm), cOMMANDER OF THE BAD GUYS(tm)(also known as octopus daddy. If you dont know, please, for the love of god, DONT ASK), aaaaand rainbow fucker. Hope you enjoy your stay! (There are probably thousands of other "villianous" character, heck ive even made some of my own, in this fandom but these are some of the basics)
the bad guys and commander of the bad guy are AU sans, aren't they? Also rainbow. . .yeah. . . can range anywhere from the god of hyperdeath, to Ink, to Fresh, probably others but I've highkey fallen out of AUs ngl- along with any gay characters including the iconic guards, and Undyne and Alphys-
@@_starry_narwhal_2501 rainbow fucker is Ink XD i know hes not REALLY a villian but he also acts on his own accord so no one really knows wtf is up with him
I just got the most relatable ad interruption where it shows a guy finishing a tub of ice cream then throwing the spoon in the sink and the tub in the trash and the text came on screen "Brought to you by the missing ice cream" and a lady walked in and said "Most Monday Monday *ever* " And I was laughing too hard to see the rest.
Heh, the post involving Wolfgang cracked me up, because I have a series idea, and three werewolf siblings disguise themselves as a tall guy and call themselves Wolfgang
Watching this at 11 am even though I had no sleep and barely had sleep from the night before. Honestly I am not even mad or anything I like these videos. 😌😌😌😌😀
I gotta say after all this time of watching these from your channel. It just keeps getting better! Like it's just so real? The emotion, the video editing, I really like how there's two voices now too (even though I know that makes it more work) and it's everything put together really! I hope you're taking care of yourselves Lizzie and Seymour! You're both great! Thank you for all your hard work! ❤
6:19 the craziest part is that they would probably be a really good lawyer too. Furries are talented people, yo. They can breakdance in mascot costumes!
at 2:24 when the trumpets played I had my sound up and everything around me was dead quiet so I jumped up and looked around to only realise it was the video
Once I wen to a local zoo (It was pretty nice and they treated the animals well) and they had a tiger. I LOVED that tiger (I was like 5) I walked back and forth in front of the cage and I thought it ws the best thing that it would follow me! My mom literally told me this a few years later " Oh yeah, he was looking at you like lunch" 😞 His name was Kova and he was awesome. He still remembers me and dosent want to eat me now
About the humidifier with holy water... my brother actually used this as area denial in a Vampire the Masquerade LARP. An enemy vampire would enter a room and start taking aggravated damage every turn and would be like "WHO IS THIS INVISIBLE FOE???" and they would try turning invisible, using beast sense, turning into mist, it didnt matter what they tried, they would keep getting hit. It would throw off even the most clever of the Vampire Lords and all because my brother's Ventrue smartass spent like 40 bucks on a humidifier from Bed Bath and Beyond.
8:15 that's an amazing impression of John Mulaney! If you were to tell me 'I used his voice clip' I wouldn't doubt for a sec, because that voice is ON POINT
The AM and PM mixing together part of between Christmas and New Years is not only a massive fucking mood, but it also gave me a great idea for another character P.M. could do: A.M. BLINKLESS... He could be like an evil twin of the puppet man we know and love. Unless... P.M. is the evil twin
I just wanna hear an irish Cyana swearing like jacksepticeye now
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE. I NEED IT TO EXIST. IT NEEDS TO EXIST.
I only spelled it 3 times but the word "need" no longer feels like a word to me.
@@ndt_dynamite2247 need need need needneedneedneedneed NEEEEEEEEEED
**inhales**
Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need
I would sell my soul for that tbh but also I'd sell my soul for a lot of things, a endless supply of coke for example
No we need to keep her innocence alive a little bit longer
The “being married to an elf/dwarf” post just made me realize that humans in fantasy must all look like we have ADHD in comparison to the others, because our short lifespans mean that we can’t put in the same amount of hours into ANYTHING we do - unless we WANT to - without using up at least one half to two thirds of our TOTAL lifespan.
This...this makes me not want to be human any more
@@marbles4442 ha look at this nerd who isn't part deep one
Wait so.. what about humans who have ADHD, like me? Are we just the crackheads-that-dont-do-crack-its-just-an-illness of humans
Ecks Spot I’d guess then you’d be a hyperactive puppy. Not a regular puppy, a HYPERACTIVE puppy...that just drank a whole pot of coffee, and somehow got themselves hit with a Haste spell.
@@MrMaradok what about someone who is atualy on crack
Therapist: PM Mulaney isn’t real he can’t hurt you
PM Mulaney: 8:12
It was so real though, like, really accurate.
Ik, Pat sounds just like John
@@espressocookie8965 yeah
@@aniyajohnson4729 Not a fan of how he emphasized it though. The usual context is that none of it can be unpacked, but he makes it sound like some of it can be, as a treat.
PM Mulaney huh? Or maybe it was the real Mulaney held captive by PM?
1:03 I love this because it implies the Dragon lost her children, went up to a bunch of office workers and went
"You are my children now"
Dragons are known as symbols of avarice, who will steal and hoard anything they consider a treasure, that dragon just happens to be the spirit animal of Toreto
There's stories about cats who lost their kittens and adopted kits of animals that are usually considered their prey, and as we know, cats are the closest thing we have to dragons personality wise, so this might happen.
A shirt that says "SLEEVES ARE FOR NERDS" but the sleeves are there AND a "nerd" is wearing it.
I would def wear that.
The shirt or the nerd?! O.o
I have a shirt that say, "this is the worst shirt ever, of all time." My dog chewed one sleeve off, and I had my mom cut off the rest of the chewed sleeve. Still have it.
Yo same
Marisha Ray is that you?
Yed
"initiating"
VA : intializing
Ikr
arc systems be like
Oh hush - y’all know you do the same when reading stuff out loud.
@@phastinemoon no, no not everyone
@@nomf34 if you don’t think you do it you just don’t notice you are doing it.
"my gender is a mystery but I am very sexy and dangerous"
sooo... you're David Bowie?
Dude, there was NO mystery when it came to what was in David Bowie's pants.
@@NEETKitten Because his pants were always tight?
Depending what universe you’re from, especially dangerous
You all know who and what I’m talking about
Those tights left _nothing_ to mystery.
(...or the mind...)
fatebit, mine was definitely a jojo reference
6:53
Literally any logo:
Every company ever: “That’s an O”
Paros?
Can’t forget the lovely “I 🍩 donuts”
The unique girl's hymn was written like a One Direction song and was later covered by them.
Hi you're on a rick floating in space pretty cool huh, some of it's water, fuck it most of it's water
@@CallMeEmber Hey, hey Morty! I turned myself into a planet Morty! I'm Planet Rick!
(Sorry, not sorry)
@@CallMeEmber I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat
@@Talonistrying it's sad, i'm sad, i miss you
@@CallMeEmber 🎶how did this happen?🎶
2:10 The amount of shows this can refer to is very,very high
I've barely even watched any of it, but the show that immediately came to mind was Steven universe
Mystreet
*I think Earth is a pretty great place...*
So the number of shows this can refer to is "Too damn high"?
Ok, ok, put the knife down, I'm going...
ITS REAL LIFE
I don't typically comment when I'm in the middle of watching a video, But;
1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE.
That is all.
Once you comment you cant stop what have you done
The best part is it looks like
1 soft of fluffle
Don’t mind me just commenting every tangent I go on with a time stamp here:
3:49 BABEY PRINCIPAL!
3:58 That might be a Homestuck reference because Bro in Homestuck wears cheap anime shades.
4:13 Hah Danny Phantom.
8:05 Wolfgang is a name that can be seen as both fancy and rebellious. You could be a masterful piano player or a freaking rock star with the same flipping name and that’s awesome.
I mean, the two main characters in gurren lagann (the character shown being one) call each other bro constantly, so
_The only Wolfgang I know is the Doom Raider from Skylanders Trap Team._
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was both
Alright whos going to tell them that the homestuck reference is the other way around?
Just me?
Ok.
Gurren lagan came first. Homestuck was directly referencing it.
why choose between masterful Pianist, or Rockstar, when you can just join the Trans-Siberian Orchestra?
Also, nice job on the Aizawa and Nezu impressions.
He sounds a lot like them.
Albert Nave which means he must watch the show to know what they sound like.
Every thing was the same until the fire nation attacked.
Now I just have the feeling that cat's speak like the ed 209
Cat: "you have 10 seconds to comply"
Me: cat no please I've fed you, you have food in your bowl!
Cat: *bowel is empty* 5 seconds
Me: *shifts bowel* there
Cat: *processing* food acquired
"your bowel has food in it"
Normally I don't get pedantic about spelling, but YIKES.
@@SonicLoverDS I'm Scottish that how we say sentences than an OH AH NOW I SEEIN watcha Ye wantin... Ye American per chance mate or is ya English?
@@oligb1469 'Murica!~
@@ElricGurl England 2.0 you mean... Anglo
@@SonicLoverDS I put ye poncy language correction Sasannach ya 'appy
The "Sun's out, guns out" shirt with sleeves would work great in Washington. People would be like "hey your shirt's wrong" and you could be like "nah, sky's wrong".
DUDE WASHINGTON SAYS fek you sun imma RAIN all day
I love that you added moony to your readings. She's really livened things up.
0:12 anyone else picture the second most adorable blue elf in the world preparing to and then pouncing on Seymour?
There's one even more adorable than cyana?
I don't consider the blue Amazon lady from JC's Avatar to be cute in most cases.
I know how to pronounce her name, but I can't remember how to spell it and voice recognition keeps correcting it to "nit hairy."
Right! The A.I. that inherited Cyana's old body.
@@nullpoint3346 wouldn't you like to know?
I'm here so early, the Library of Alexandria hasn't caught on fire yet.
So that means we can burn it right now!
this set of replies sounds like it should be in this video
I dont like it bc the books dont have pictures
Oh thank god my lunch is still there, don’t touch it please
Too soon man....
7:53 Explanation. High intelligence, Low wisdom. Easy.
And below average charisma.
3:49 This is completely normal, which is the funny part.
*-I AM SPEED-*
Edit:
I realized my mistake
Don't you mean the cat is CATlibrating! Hee hee!
Also... Punk is cool, but... Have you ever even LISTENED to the Bridge to Terabithia Theme Song? That crap goes HARD! You listen to that stuff on a swingset with your earbuds in and a breeze blowing going at your fastest speed with your head tilted up to the sky to see the clouds drift over the sun while it filters through the trees then you will have so much magic coming out of your EARS!
I love everything about your comment, form the pun to the fantastic music taste to the stunningly beautiful picture it paints, all of it is perfection
You've got to be KITTEN me
Have you heard of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard? Their shit fucks hard
I exclusively listen to white noise. You plebs have NOTHING on my music taste, I am superior to all of humanity, nyehehehehehehehe
@@lavenderwalrus9875 This is super late but thank you!
8:25
Hold on is that
*Hold on*
*HOLD UP*
I wasn't expecting him as well lmao
@@hayatobun Who is he?
@@FrozenLavaDragonProd a russian actor Georgiy Dronov.
3:19 Oh those minions when you first tweeted the post I thought you meant the normal minions like the actual people who work for villains
*GOOOOOOOOOOSE!*
4:13 haha Danny Phantom reference.
3:12 Never before have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with.
I'm in pure rage and sadness at the same time
Also eggs are rocks
Living rocks
5:50 My autistic ass: *Manages to do this unintentionally.*
Jedinate6 same dude.
someone i don't like: [starts talking just a bit too loudly]
my autistic ass: excuse me, please shut up.
them: what??
me: please shut up.
them: [sputtering]
The first one took me longer to figure out than I would like to admit
3:00 This, for some reason, reminds me of that time in Marvel comics where Iceman got a priest to bless his *entire body, which can turn into ice* .
The ensuing slaughter of vampires was glorious.
So cyana's evil laugh was strangely arousing and simultaneously adorable. Good work.
"Remember the start of season 1 when everything was ok"
"I'm not actually sure what show you're referring to and that scares me"
The first quote applies to literally every show in existence. I remember being a little kid, watching season 4 of Yu-Gi-Oh and thinking "remember in season one where the hardest thing they had to do was fight the rich dude. Good times"
The little Paras Pokemon saying "bonjour" at the end of that one bit just made the post WAY better
Bro I loved these and right as I finsied watching the "It came from Tumblr, movie"s too wow
So... if there's a cult in paras, does that make it a... Parasect?
I'll just give you some mushROOM to think about that
You seem like a fungi
@@shinymimikyu169 there's a gill, there's a way!
Okay but the 'drinking an iced coffee while someone is talking' thing has the exact same energy as Shoto from My Hero Academia slurping up soba and telling his dad he has a nasty scar.
4:12 nice lowkey Danny Phantom reference. I wholeheartedly approve.
OP: 2 weeks
PM: Heh, in New York it's 2 months
Me, in September: *Crying*
Ok I just noticed how much you two sound like Gluntz and McWinkle from Green Eggs and Ham. Help me I cannot unhear this
WHen notification isn't fact enough
*fast
okay the john mulaney impression is so darn good though
Oh thank goodness
I need to be made happier. 😁
Oh those bunnies look so happy, they only all snuggle together like that when they are super comfortable. I know a bonded pair that refused to be cuddled unless one is on top of the other
2:36 has that intimidating chaotic energy and it is an energy i need to harness in my life
I have never agreed with someone online more. Well done Strongermonster.
It is between Christmas and New years and you have written an accurate description.
3:20 Welcome to the Undertale fandom we've got flower goat, demon child, void goop (or Void Dad, depending on the situation), chaotic destroyer, the Bad Guys(tm), cOMMANDER OF THE BAD GUYS(tm)(also known as octopus daddy. If you dont know, please, for the love of god, DONT ASK), aaaaand rainbow fucker.
Hope you enjoy your stay!
(There are probably thousands of other "villianous" character, heck ive even made some of my own, in this fandom but these are some of the basics)
Only the first 4 are actually canon, aren't they.
@@reasyrandom yyyyyyep XD
the bad guys and commander of the bad guy are AU sans, aren't they?
Also rainbow. . .yeah. . . can range anywhere from the god of hyperdeath, to Ink, to Fresh, probably others but I've highkey fallen out of AUs ngl- along with any gay characters including the iconic guards, and Undyne and Alphys-
@@_starry_narwhal_2501 rainbow fucker is Ink XD i know hes not REALLY a villian but he also acts on his own accord so no one really knows wtf is up with him
@@_starry_narwhal_2501 also yes thats Nightmare and his weird ass group
the amount of chaotic energy that the last sentence of the video carries is amazing
_MORE BITS WITH CAYANA!_
*_NICE!!_*
1:37 it hit's very differently in December right before said time between Christmas and New year's Eve
I just got the most relatable ad interruption where it shows a guy finishing a tub of ice cream then throwing the spoon in the sink and the tub in the trash and the text came on screen
"Brought to you by the missing ice cream" and a lady walked in and said "Most Monday Monday *ever* " And I was laughing too hard to see the rest.
I laughed so when I saw the subtitles reflected in his glasses
I appreciate the inclusion of a second voice, it makes everything more, dynamic
Lizzie Ray is one of the best things to happen to this channel.
4:13 I see you with that Danny phantom reference, this just made my day, it was one of my favorite cartoons.
Heh, the post involving Wolfgang cracked me up, because I have a series idea, and three werewolf siblings disguise themselves as a tall guy and call themselves Wolfgang
We really need more of the precious smol elf known as Cyana in our daily lives, especially now.
2:45 Tried, tested, and confirmed on the Discworld.
More like a Good Omens idea ... Crowley dealing with Hastor because demons are roguish and Crowley is the sneakiest of them all!
Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard boiled egg!
I wanna read đat book. I've already got most of đe Tiffany Aching miniseries.
Watching this at 11 am even though I had no sleep and barely had sleep from the night before. Honestly I am not even mad or anything I like these videos. 😌😌😌😌😀
You always make my day just a little bit brighter. Thanks, Pat!
1:40 "For the next 2 weeks"
Oh.
_My sweet innocent child._
0:29 the post was hilarious anyway, but the fact that she sounded vaguely like Dva from Overwatch made this so much funnier! I love it!
Okay absolutely love the new voice! And LOVING thst there's no intro or outro, it makes it very fun and easy to just watch and enjoy!
When she was talking about the trophy and the music started I jumped out of bed
I gotta say after all this time of watching these from your channel. It just keeps getting better! Like it's just so real? The emotion, the video editing, I really like how there's two voices now too (even though I know that makes it more work) and it's everything put together really!
I hope you're taking care of yourselves Lizzie and Seymour! You're both great! Thank you for all your hard work! ❤
Cat: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
When You accidentally get a new video in recommended
6:19 the craziest part is that they would probably be a really good lawyer too. Furries are talented people, yo. They can breakdance in mascot costumes!
0:28 So adorable I can't help myself. I must click the like button! But not before washing my hands.
I like to think that the ''everything was ok in season 1'' post, the demon post and the ghost post are all references to Supernatural.
Dude. Kamina and his glasses are considered as a final boss with the god tier item.
Halflings though, they are good at cooking and are consistantly calm, they are also very organized and wholesome
That opening make me sound like a velociraptor and i love it.
I can imagine someone summoning like a giant tiger demon and keeping it as a pet. Like spraying it with holy water when it smudges the magic circle
1:36
This just perfectly described my mental state right now and I don't know how I feel about it.
NONONO THE SLEEVE THING IS GENIUS I WANT ONE
I LOVE THE MY HERO ACADEMIA POST~
The notification came only after i clicked on the video, thanks youtube
at 2:24 when the trumpets played I had my sound up and everything around me was dead quiet so I jumped up and looked around to only realise it was the video
7:53 This is a perfect description of me and the John Mulaney voice makes it so much better.
Once I wen to a local zoo (It was pretty nice and they treated the animals well) and they had a tiger.
I LOVED that tiger (I was like 5) I walked back and forth in front of the cage and I thought it ws the best thing that it would follow me!
My mom literally told me this a few years later " Oh yeah, he was looking at you like lunch"
😞 His name was Kova and he was awesome. He still remembers me and dosent want to eat me now
i love both etymology and entomology, i'm going to use that joke in any way i can
that john mulaney impersonation was SPOT ON
3:41
Am I the only one who would die protecting that giggle?
Probably not.
Have a good day
My mascot is a very smart snorlax that actually uses his time to do a hobby and accomplish work then fall asleep until he is needed again
8:03 I honestly can't agree more.
0:49 sounds like me bc I’m like I want to go out side but hit the glass door now my head hurts 😂😢
These videos are why I love tumblr
Watching this whilst drinking a cup of tea
Personally I would wear a "suns out guns out" tshirt with sleeves during winter.
Those cuts are amazing. Keep doin' what you do, funky VA.
Your John Mulaney impression was ON POINT
ngl I unironically love those shirt designs
0:29 the cute voice is way too cute
I actually really like those shirt ideas at the end, and I would totally buy them if I had the option and the ability
2:36 I've heard this joke so many times and each time told a different way.
About the humidifier with holy water... my brother actually used this as area denial in a Vampire the Masquerade LARP. An enemy vampire would enter a room and start taking aggravated damage every turn and would be like "WHO IS THIS INVISIBLE FOE???" and they would try turning invisible, using beast sense, turning into mist, it didnt matter what they tried, they would keep getting hit. It would throw off even the most clever of the Vampire Lords and all because my brother's Ventrue smartass spent like 40 bucks on a humidifier from Bed Bath and Beyond.
8:15 that's an amazing impression of John Mulaney! If you were to tell me 'I used his voice clip' I wouldn't doubt for a sec, because that voice is ON POINT
8:12 “now we don’t have time to unpack all of that” . It slowly became sonic.
The AM and PM mixing together part of between Christmas and New Years is not only a massive fucking mood, but it also gave me a great idea for another character P.M. could do: A.M. BLINKLESS...
He could be like an evil twin of the puppet man we know and love. Unless... P.M. is the evil twin