Steak Boiled in Jeppson's Malört (NSE)
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- Опубліковано 18 гру 2023
- NSE stands for Non-Sausage Episode. Filet Mignon vs Malört. Who will come out on top? Not me.
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This man could boil a fillet in used motor oil and still have it come out a perfect medium rare
boil a filet in motor oil Mr Sausage, you coward!
That's a medium well and I'd happily fight over it
@@ninjapwnsatlyfe ok let's fight >:(
I mean sure, if medium rare and medium pushing medium well swapped places.
Or as its normally called, deep frying in truck fat
How this man always pulls It out perfectly medium rare actually terrifies me
Genuinely impressive
You can do the poke test.
@@purpleduck3494 Poke him in the eye until he yields information on my stake's state?
water boils at 100C and kinda stays there while it boils off, so for almost everything he dips the steak it in it's going to be a consistent amount of heat for a consistent amount of time, even if there are also horrors getting a consistent amount of heat for a consistent amount of time
He doesn't, that was medium. Speaking from experience,If I sent that as MR at the restaurant In work at, there's a good chance it would come back. But I will admit it may look different in person vs. On camera.
"The Malort boiled in steak" legit made me laugh
He already had some malort it seems
that's the next video
There's a hint of steak with that Malort.
You know it's bad when the malort becomes the primary flavor.
Malört: the gift that keeps on taking.
And to add insult to injury: "Gift" in Swedish means poison (or married) lol.
@@XL1813 Some would say that it means the same thing ;)
@@RemoniqI’m a 52 year old man who bought a .38 in January and stands over the edge of the bed every night staring at my bitch wife while feeling up the trigger and I agree.
“…smells like a frog tank and nickels.” 🤢
Mr. Sausage, your capacity for coming up with disgusting analogies never fails to amaze me.
NSE is turning into a Not Safe to Eat category
I'm just laughing at the idea of Mr. Sausage's kids wanting to have friends over but being too embarrassed to because the house always smells like whatever abomination he's creating that day.
"it tastes like Cat ear medicine"
Odd frame of reference there Mr. Sausage
well he has a cat and has to come up with video ideas somehow
And yet I have no doubts he’s actually tasted that.
He did have to use it recently for his cat, so I guess the substance was on his mind
Steak Boiled in Cat Ear Medicine
Somehow this exemplifies that this man has lost his mind even moreso than the cat food or the sock stuffed into sausage casing
I guess Liquid smoke spaghetti really did break him
idk man the sock was pretty wild
@@The11devans don’t forget Balut Sausage
“It tastes like sidewalk chalk, and hamster bedding”
“Malort boiled in steak”
HE CAVED TO MY REQUEST, I HAVE GROWN IN POWER
LEVEL UP! Skill Points to Distribute: 3
Malort , these pants aren’t gonna poop themselves
mister sausage LOOOVES pooping,and talking about poop!
Mr. Sausage is really getting poetic with the similes in this one, between "rotten fruit and toenail clippings" and "cat ear medicine". It feels like I'm actually tasting the malort steak!
...i regret the entirety of my actions that led me to this point.
Now that we're back ro boiling things, id recommend a lobster in baked beans.
In this economy? Have you seen the price of beans?
He already spent 1000 on lobster once and you want him to do it again
burning away the alcohol is burning away the only redeeming part of malort
Malort is an unsalvageable liquid.
UNTRUE! It's great for washing feet.
@@BitchenMarsRockstar That might even make it taste better.
@@BitchenMarsRockstar I guess you're right since feet can only stink so much.
@@BitchenMarsRockstarI don't want my feet to smell like EXTRA feet!
You can use it in certain cocktails as a bittering agent, it tastes like grapefruit.
This video sent me through every stage of grief at once and then right back to Depression.
this channel's application of Mrs. Sausage is so absolutely perfect: you never expect it, it's never too much, too long, it's always funny, always well placed... among all the things to admire about this... bizarro eastern US-based sausage making channel (imagine our ancestors trying to comprehend this) this is a finer point
If there's anyone I would expect to know the taste of:
Earthworms + Feet
Frog tank + Nickels
Burnt Plastic + Cinnamon
Rotten Fruit + Toenail Clippings
Cat Ear Medicine
Sidewalk chalk + Hamster Bedding
It would be you, Mr. Sausage.
Your impressive ability to just be ok with eating disgusting things is just barely overshadowed by your ability to somehow always achieve medium rare
As a Chicago native who enjoys the taste of wormwood and rubbing alcohol, this is the most big brain idea i have ever seen. I hope to see you on the streets of the Windy City some day, sausage man
Not from Chicago, ordered some Malört out of curiosity... I actually really like it. It tasted kind of like grapefruit. It's sweet up front and then turns really bitter. It's not nearly as bad as people make it out to be.
If you want a truly nasty liquor, try some baijiu
@@SgtCosgrove funny you say that! Grapfruit is generally considered one of (if not the) best mixers to use with Malort. If you ever are in Chicago, and more specifically at the Starbucks Roastery downtown, they have a Malort cocktail that has no right to be as good as it is. That being said, I can hardly reccomend the roastary outside of that
I'm afraid you now need to boil a steak in cat ear medicine to see if it tastes like Malort.
Man was so done he said "the malört boiled in steak" and kept it
He*
It’s good to see that Mrs Sausage is alive and well, after the surstromming episode
"The malort boiled in steak" lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣
I like how you released this around lunch so we can all feel as awful as you did after eating it.
Sharing is sausaging, after all.
"I can't say anything good about this" but you just said it tastes like delicious sidewalk chalk and hamster bedding
ah,crisp sidewalk chalk..
I found these videos about a week ago, and I immediately subscribed. All of these unique sausages and other recipes always make me smile.
An idea I thought of for a sausage could be a bacon sausage with maple syrup and brown sugar.
Anyways, keep making these videos, they make me smile!
“Malort boiled in steak”
I guess we can just skip gasoline then...
I'd like to think that's a brand new bottle, and Mr. Sausage became obsessed with the *smooth flavor* of Jeppson's
You can hear him break the seal. That was a fresh bottle.
I like how he didn't even bother searing it. He knew this was gonna be a dud no matter what...
your thumbnails give me instant headaches yet I still watch and enjoy every video.
You should do steak boiled in coffee! The perfect breakfast! You can even use the steak coffee to make gravy for the steak 🤤
This is a breath of fresh air after the endless barrage of diseased farts of "[thing] boiled in liquid smoke" suggestions
Better yet: ham boiled in coffee. Makes its own red-eye gravy!
Damn, and I was just about to make these tonight.
Thanks for saving me, Mr. Sausage!
He went and got an entirely new bottle for this tomfoolery
In this episode we learn that the reason Mr. Sausage makes such awful concoctions is to keep Mrs. Sausage at bay when she's feeling "knife-y"
The analogies are strong with this one
Between this and some guys in the bpl doing shots of it, this has been the best year of sales for that gasoline replacer ever!
Nothing brings me joy like a video from Mr. Sausage
The preroll ad for this video was for Fabreeze. Fitting.
"Malört: fight your dad tonight!"
More Malort content is needed. Cook more things in Malort. Malort the entire food pyramid.
I guess some people just want to watch the world burn
I'll say it again: Mr. Sausage needs to collab with @unemployedwineguy.
Only true OG's know the pain of malort and the fall of CC. RIP
🐮🔪❤
One that bottle was full, and two you could hear him break the seal. That means not only did he go out and buy a new bottle of malort. He'd finished the old one.
Normal people would have just thrown out the steak, but Mr. Sausage goes that extra mile to get rid of his nearly-expired food.
Put my phone down while in the toilet from a long beach griffy video and it just went straight to this video and I thought it was the greatest anime crossover
I'm continually impressed by this man's ability to knock out a perfect medium rare while boiling in any unholy liquid
love the line flub of "malort boiled in steak" at the end
UA-cam just minutes ago gave me a notification for this video as though it was new. It said "34 minutes ago". Also 6 days, but hey, forget about that, just like I forget about most things because I am often deep into the bottle. Great way to boost watch numbers!
I absolutely believe he knows what cat ear medicine tastes like. 100%
Our hubris knows no bounds
this man is on his dracula flow arc with all these one liners LMAO
I was outside and felt a disturbance in the force, as though a new Ordinary Sausage video had dropped, and I was without my cellphone to watch it.... 😅
Mr. Sausage was on fire with his analogies today
”The malort, boiled in steak”
"Is this save to breath?"
"I dunno..."
Peak Mr. Sausage.
I misread malort as merlot and was like damn we getting some nice boeuf bourguignon-esque thing today.
If only god was so merciful.
Nice to hear Mrs. Sausage again.
Signs of life from Mrs.Sausage!?!?
I think this little side series should really be brought home with a "Steak Boiled in Water" finale.
We all know how it'll end up as a steak, but the views'll be absurdly high like the water sausage.
positives of boiling liquor over an open flame is that youre having fun
'It tastes like cat ear medicine!' Now that's one ringing indictment, indeed.
The descriptions were wild on this one
The perfect pairing for @unemployedwineguy 's malört mixology
When the world needed it least, it returned. Jepson’s Malort
This was worth it just for those descriptions.
"It smells like earthworms-"
And it is decidedly not GROOVY.
You've made me one happy man, this day. May you be blessed with the blessings of Malört
At least he finished the bottle after all these years
It was so bad that Mr. Sausage said "Malort boiled in steak" at the end.
Before I even watch this, I'm just going to say that you are a MADMAN!
Who could have possibly expected this outcome
I love a Not Safe for Everyone episode.
This feels right at home in a Saw movie, or on an episode of Fear Factor.
From the genius mind of pizza soup, comes this affront to the gods. The duality of man is frightening indeed.
"So I'm gonna have to give the Malört boiled in steak-" The steak was so good he forgot how to English.
I'm almost disappointed that I didn't hear you puking after this, lol!
Mr. Sausage is unintentionally saving Malörts company from bankruptcy with his constant purchases.
This man is the chaotic evil of the cooking world
It's the failures that build us up to the masterpiece. It's around the corner, I can feel it
Bourbon caramel pork sausage with cinnamon, black pepper, and raisins.
You've pretended not to notice me for quite some time Mr. Sausage, but I have faith you'll eventually wear down.
After one year of not watching I so happy this was the one i chose
idk what i was expecting yet here we are
imagine being the cow that died to be used in this video, there are fates worse than death
Given infinite time and resources, Ordinary Sausage will one day reverse-engineer The Last Supper.
All we must do is wait.
Im just trying to figure out how mr sausage knows how all these things hes listing tastes like now.
"the Malort boiled in steak.." I lost it
“First we’ll add a little bit of salt”
Me-yup cause that’s what you’re gonna taste not the drinkable turpentine you’re about to dunk the steak into 😂😂😂
My guess is he still had Malory from the last time, and wanted an excuse to get it out of his house. Gifting it would be cruel, but using it for something like this let him use up the entire bottle and he only had to taste a single bite
Well NOW we need the cat ear medicine, sidewalk chalk and hamster bedding sausage
earwax and pencil shavings?
A cow died for this, Mr. Sausage
Nothing like a good old Malört boiled in steak.
i TOLD youse mrs sausage never left!
Cat ear medicine is a comparison i wasnt prepared for
"the malort boiled in steak"
you know what you must now do
So affected by the spirits that he actually uttered, "the Malört boiled in steak" - Chef's kiss!
(Also, I'm not sure what's wrong with everyone else, I truly enjoy Malört)
Thanks for risking your life for this beautiful meat
"Malort boiled in Steak" I think it's the otherway around
Cat-Ear Medicine made me chuckle. I'm using that tomorrow.
Since you said it, now you have to do solid malort boiled in liquid steak