Imagine being the artist and getting handed these character concepts. 'Oh boy, my big chance at marvel. I can't wait to start my first day and see what characters I get to design!'
Janaka Goonasekera They’re trying to be SO w o k e: they literally said in the description that “Trailblazer says she got that backpack from god, BUT NOT from the God you’re thinking”.
This cast of characters literally sounds like a Family Guy rip off of marvel, made to troll while also giving social commentary as a joke, but marvel actually released this, this is crazy
You know what? 2 years later I am willing to forgive the vampire one simply for having a connection to the greatest character of all time, Micheal Morbius
@@o_o5578 some redditor online took a massive dump at Taco Bell and Screenslaver's boomer father smelled it like a simp with his Pokimane fart compilations.
It honestly does, I do wish they did the 90’s experimentation thing they had where it was a comic series that they would throw in characters and villains, and see what sticks
They missed a big opportunity with screentime. They could've pulled a cyborg and allowed him to teleport in and out of a matrix type dimension or some shit and be able to teleport to different places and take things to and from that dimension and also have some like cool gadgets and lazer pistols or some shit. But no, his powers are to google any fact instantly. These are the creative minds found at marvel ladies and gentlemen
@@Jhyunselfie if given the chance, screentime could have the best rogues gallery. Imagine a villain that just spams raid shadow legends ads in all electronic devices, shit is op man.
@@dudemanbroguy3464 a good story never really reveals their characters sexuality anyway, there is never any reason to, it adds absolutely nothing to anything.
It must means it was written by Boomers who wanted to make fun of Millenials and Zoomers, hence why they actually believed the internet must run through gasses, then the Zoomers saw the idea and actually liked it for some reason. They must all be high as the ceiling with how few brain cells they seem to have left between them.
Mellow Yellow - He's a Martial artist BUT NOT BECAUSE HE'S ASIAN. His skin is a pleasant shade of gold and he radiates mystic energies BUT NOT BECAUSE WE'RE FETISHIZING ASIAN CULTURE. He also has a strong affinity for dragons BUT NXHWKFBTOQJGVROWJDGRG
@@giantafricanbullfrog8996 The Boomers who came up with the idea are still trying to figure that out. They're convinced though, as they don't know that electricity or binary ever became a thing.
Theres also Based Man, whos superpower is being an @sshole; Feminazi Girl, whos power is the ability to destroy any man's courage and confidence at will; and Incelios, who's power is to make everyone else sad and miserable like himself.
*b-negative and screentime while in battle* Screentime= HEY B-NEGATIVE!!! B-negative= what?! Screentime= You know what. Time it is- B-negative= SHUT IT!!
I think screentime’s back story could have taken an interesting twist if it was something like “He entered human trials for an experimental inhalant gas that would patch people into the internet without the need for a phone, Juicero, or computer. However, the gas proved hyper corruptive to all other test subjects (turning them into basically his enemies and nemesis’s) and he the only surviving ‘sane’ subject became highly addicted to it. He now struggles between staying on the right path, and fueling his addiction to the strange gas.” That’d be fun.
Thats way better, another story could be he was part of an immortality project where they wanted to upload people online, but now his mind is split between in the internet and in his body.
Dank Waifu they just gotta check all the boxes for pandering, so of course they would make them black. The only thing missing is making them disabled as well 😂
Mystery Man Someone who doesn’t identify themselves as either male or female I think. But yea no this is straight pandering to a more young left leaning audience but marvel has done such a shitty job at it that they’re literally stereotyping the people they want to empower.
now introducing our first nigerian hero: prince scammer he sends enemies emails and subsequently steals their money it’s a very useful skill he’s also on the run from prison and has escaped 23 ti-
Snowflake and safe space sounds like they would be 4chan joke heroes. Or at the very least, something that a wise cracking superhero mentor figure would call his wimp underlings.
Remember in 2012 when people said this was "just a phase" and "sjws are nothing to worry about"? or "they're not taking your comics away" or "there's no clique"? i do.
Calling it right now safespace will “heroically” sacrifice himself and save the other new warriors from a massive attack with his final halo 3 bubble shield.
THEY would if they actually are stupid enough to go through with this, hopefully the human race's collective opinion of "wow this is shit" will prompt them to try again or abandon.
Watching in 2022. Did this comic ever come out? Last I heard it was hated so fiercely (from _all_ sides of the political spectrum - unity is still possible!) that Marvel has swept it under the rug, unwilling to say if it was cancelled as that would be admitting defeat.
“Grandpas experimental internet gas” This implies one of two things. A: his grandpa has a damn Diesel engine powering his computer. Or B: it’s just grandpas 2am butt blasts that he was unfortunately near.
I think the idea behind Trailblazer is actually pretty workable. Maybe impose some limitation like you can only pull a vague concept and the specifics are random. For example you want a weapon but you won’t know the type of weapon until you reach in. Internet gas is just awful though.
@Mediocrity Hurting twitter as a company is fine, I couldn't care less if the entire website closed up shop, but trust me when I say non-binary people hate these dumbfuck superheroes. It's patronising, and it reinforces the misconception that non-binary people only give a shit about that aspect of their identity. A character can easily be non-binary and interestingly written, you don't have to shy away from it, but don't turn it into a shallow caricature.
@@AE-or7xd I'm willing to grant the writing might be better than I would expect (I haven't read the comic) but it's still like seeing a gay superhero called "f*gbash". If they existed in a zine as satire, it could likely be hilarious and witty, but coming from writers clearly trying to appeal to the youth for their own economic growth, I feel a lot less charitable.
Surely these were all jokes and not serious? Cmon "Internet Gas", "Snowflake", "Safespace" they can't be serious. Might as well create a hero named "Echo chamber" or "Only Fans" next.
Okay stop, I literally physically flinch when the second character design comes in, the first one is 'just' boring but everything went downhill from there Can't wait for Veggie, the superhero who doesn't see his physical handicap as a hindrance and wears it as a badge of honour
having representation is a good thing, and so is having characters that turn their insecurities/flaws/whatever into a positive thing. it's about the execution which is beyond fucking awful in this case.
Morbius showing up here is like when you rewatch a previous season of an animated show and see a character that gets introduced later as a background character
Okay, I will admit, I would legitimately be pleased if that was a nemesis. One of my biggest issues with screentime is that he seems to have no actual repercussions from being perma connected to the internet. He just seems like a "heh, I know everything" character with no faults, which honestly is just boring. If there was a subplot about how constantly being halfway between the real world and the internet made him have an *insane* reality perception crisis where he wasn't sure what was real anymore, then he would actually be somewhat interesting.
Anybody remember the comic that Stan lee helped create on webtoons, The last comic he ever worked on I believe? Backchannel. Green colors, had instant access to the internet and stuff. Sounds awfully similar….. oh wait! Edit: I’m saying they ripped off of a character lee wrote
unoriginal person at least Ewoks are some cute motherfuckers (also pretty fucked up once you realize that they eat human meat and most DEFINITELY ate the dead/ captured stormtroopers). These new marvel characters might just be the worst characters in history lmao
Every overweight, PoC, woman, and non-binary person agrees with you. Literally none of the people these characters try to represent are happy with them. It's like an alien tried to make "cool and hip" characters of minorities, but all the info they had about them were from Alt-Right meme forums.
@@sylvercritter then sending them a class action lawsuit and wasting money on lawyers over an argument you had on twitter or a joke you made about kpop
"An internet kid taken to it's logical extreme" So suicide? Selling feet pics on Patreon? Anti-social shut in? gamerz with 10 moniters and an all RGB lit room?
"A Meme-Obsessed super teen" so the warriors are fighting a supervillain and screentime just says "poggers" and the villain gets absolutely fucking obliterated
![Safespace and Snowflake are Insulting, Not Inclusive [Marvel Comics]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c7VWTScVLr8/mqdefault.jpg)
I think Marvel might be huffing “experimental internet gas”...
*Experimental retardation gas.* There, I fixed it for you.
@@aderemiporsche You said the R word someone call captain Safespace and They Them Snowflake
@Ara Era more like “experimental woke gas.”
@@aderemiporsche What's the difference?
I'm sure grandpa's buddies just called it "huffing the ether". The old-school anesthetic?
Imagine being the artist and getting handed these character concepts.
'Oh boy, my big chance at marvel. I can't wait to start my first day and see what characters I get to design!'
Cullen Paradis that’s so tragic, but I think it would be hilarious if they made that the backstory for some sort of tortured artist type anti-hero
What if the artist said fuck it and made them as offensive as possible
@@amysnapp823 You just made a better story!
"A magical backpack of divine origin" - That was the back pack used by Jesus Christ to carry his Holy Grail and various books on carpentry.
Jesus kept his wine in there
Janaka Goonasekera
They’re trying to be SO w o k e: they literally said in the description that “Trailblazer says she got that backpack from god, BUT NOT from the God you’re thinking”.
Jesus was a good and nice student.
It’s from our savior
D-D-D-D-DORA!
That's where Jesus kept his holy hand grenade during his teen years
This cast of characters literally sounds like a Family Guy rip off of marvel, made to troll while also giving social commentary as a joke, but marvel actually released this, this is crazy
Family Guy's version might at least be funny
@@rexhilverstone7154 that's a bold statement
nah more like a south park parody, south park does this shit better than family guy
i petition we stop people with any political views from embarking on any creative ventures
@@pIayingwithmahwii i second that.
These look like superhero's you'd see in those comic books you'd get after buying some skechers
holy shit you're right
i was wondering how the hell these seemed so familiar
Chucklestic McCormick atleast the hero’s there might have some better powers than wikapedia man and Dora the fucking explorer
Nail on head!
Surprisingly accurate
bRUH LMAO
You know what? 2 years later I am willing to forgive the vampire one simply for having a connection to the greatest character of all time, Micheal Morbius
Same...
i'm literally morbin myself rn
It's Michael, dude
"That'd be like if the first homosexual character was called captain gay"
Marvel: write that down! Write that down!
Too late. We already have gay characters
@@delet3999 you?
@@Jack-qe5qm Miss america, The new hulk that isnt the new (new) hulk, his boyfriend (forgot his name) and some others that i dont remember
@@delet3999 thanks. I'm not that familiar with marvel as i am with DC.
The Gayptain
Screen time gets killed by a 16 year old kid who discovers how to ddos
just ask him to divide 0 by 0
HAHAHAHA
smh he didnt even had nordvpn
@Carlos PaizOrtega ExpressVPN?
Carlos PaizOrtega of course
What if Screentime has any sort of lag, he could have a seizure?
"Oh no Screentime, watch out a Wifi jammer" and he drops dead
screentime walks past a microwave and fucking dies
@@nukelius he takes the subway home and just fucking explodes
Lag will be his superpower. Antagonists will try to shoot him, but he's moving like you have 2500 ping.
Deploying Jammer!
@@yesofcourse8002 Also respawning
Hearing Michael Morbius 2 years before the movie came out made me shit myself
I literally morbed
Feeling morbed yet?
legit started feelin morby
When I heard the news I got so excited I morbed on my step sister and my step mother...
“You can’t go five minutes without morbing watching this video.”
"experimental internet gas" is the most boomer thing I've ever heard
Ikr? Tf is a internet gas 🗿
Hey, watch out, the word boomer will trigger someone😂
@@o_o5578 some redditor online took a massive dump at Taco Bell and Screenslaver's boomer father smelled it like a simp with his Pokimane fart compilations.
@@Cinderblock-c7l Oh my-
Bro he can jerk off using his mind
So we have:
Dora the Explorer
Redditor
Stereotype and Stereotype
And last, and certainly least
Edgy Emo Kid who happens to be a vampire
You forgot a borderline useless vampire.
This further compels me to redesign all the characters.
so overall there all garbage and the idea should be thrown away or redeveloped
Safespace sounds like a VPN
@@melikewafflesgg6167 trueee
someone: dies
screentime: F
Underrated
Noice
Lol
Fuck I laughed
underrated as fuck
B-Negative was morbing before it became cool
Well they both suck
dear god 💀
I've just morbed my pants from realisation.
Screentime: "It's Morbin Time!"
B Negative: "Stop"
Morbin’:
Kid named finger:
Dont you just hate when your internet router started pumping out internet gas
Happened to me the other day, now I have 4chan shitposts burned into my retinas
Dan - don’t you just hate it when your uncle capes in your face and calls it internet gas
Ohh... So that's what it is when it begins fuming- I just thought it was getting too hot!
They should pay Charlie because his idea for sceentime actually makes sense
@arnold jayeola he could've said he drink some of Belle's gamer girl bathwater
It feels like a parody, and I still can’t believe that this is real.
It honestly does, I do wish they did the 90’s experimentation thing they had where it was a comic series that they would throw in characters and villains, and see what sticks
Element Zero he has to be taking the piss. He’s trying not to laugh at this dumb shit (the author)
Haven't been keeping up with Marvel comics, I suppose? Not surprising to anyone who has.
I thought it was a parody when I first saw it
Honestly 2020 has been so lame lmaoooo
Screentime looks like if cyclops was sponsored by xbox
Honestly I thought “captain gay” sounded like a way more interesting super hero right off the bat
@@Trigger__Happy "Rainbow Ass Lasers, activate!"
@@Trigger__Happy write that down
They missed a big opportunity with screentime. They could've pulled a cyborg and allowed him to teleport in and out of a matrix type dimension or some shit and be able to teleport to different places and take things to and from that dimension and also have some like cool gadgets and lazer pistols or some shit. But no, his powers are to google any fact instantly. These are the creative minds found at marvel ladies and gentlemen
@@thatgoobyguy9960 Marvel: *SMORT*
MORBIUS HOLY SHIT
It's morbin' time
Jesus christ it’s Morbius.
I really wanna morb rn 🥵🥵🥵
@@aeitis7719 get in my van. I have some Morbius for you.
@@FocusMrbjarke can u get the EminemXmorbius song on?
"Experimental internet gas"
Sounds like a boomer trying to appeal millennials
I think that's exactly what it is
Farts from sh!tposts 😂
"An internet kid taken to its logical conclusion" I have no idea what he meant by that
How dee do fellow kids!
Is that what they were working on at Auschwitz?
Screentime gets defeated by his arch nemesis, adblocker
And his sidekick, vpn
@@Jhyunselfie if given the chance, screentime could have the best rogues gallery. Imagine a villain that just spams raid shadow legends ads in all electronic devices, shit is op man.
@@troillandford7679 a villain that just spams raid shadow legends ads is both op and something straight out of family guy
Actually adblocker would be his other sidekick
I want a villain who says "This super-weapon was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"
Me: oh come on guys they’re just tryna make some fun new stories
“Internet gas”
Me: nvm
meth gas
Internet Gas more like I am on a endless crack trip
This was my honest reaction.
XProject13 stories aren’t fun when they only pander to a tiny minority of social outcasts
@@dudemanbroguy3464 a good story never really reveals their characters sexuality anyway, there is never any reason to, it adds absolutely nothing to anything.
Morbius Jr. is definitely the most morbin character I’ve seen Marvel make, second only to Morbius himself
Nothing can be compared to the morb the morbyth the morbegend, Morbius himself
@@curlybill3666 yes
The morbest morb that has ever morbed.
Morbius Jr. legit sounds way cooler than these guys.
He’s definitely the character I’ve seen marvel make
Screentime is eternally stuck watching his grandfather's porn collection on the Cloud.
He is forced to watch all of ifunny’s “content”
@@theTrevorluck And all of His Facebook Boomer comics
LMFAO!
I seen you somewhere else
he's eternally cooming
How the hell did “internet gas” even become a thought in someone’s mind, let alone get okayed and let pass?
Same way they'd accept "corrosive void"
I guess some experimental retard gas was leaked at Marvel HQ
It must means it was written by Boomers who wanted to make fun of Millenials and Zoomers, hence why they actually believed the internet must run through gasses, then the Zoomers saw the idea and actually liked it for some reason. They must all be high as the ceiling with how few brain cells they seem to have left between them.
@@edgarrangel9838 oh no😂😂😂
They passed the gas.
Imagine a future where people huff internet like air dust cans.
Would you be able to choose what information you will get per huff though, or will it just be random?
*sniff* "Aaahh theres the latest trump tweet"
Dany i almost choked in my noodles while reading this lmao
And I say let it grow
@Lil Pumpkin Or 4chan gas in a subway
I bet they’re going to name an Asian character “yellow mathematician”
💀
And they replace every l in his sentences with r
@@jamesklem4861 then they’ll say it’s to make the stereotype “progressive”
@@Dylan-zo6zo and theyll say anyone who calls them out racist you know pull a sony while there at it
Mellow Yellow - He's a Martial artist BUT NOT BECAUSE HE'S ASIAN.
His skin is a pleasant shade of gold and he radiates mystic energies BUT NOT BECAUSE WE'RE FETISHIZING ASIAN CULTURE.
He also has a strong affinity for dragons BUT NXHWKFBTOQJGVROWJDGRG
"experimental internet gas"
not even trying
How does internet gass even work?
Can you imagine 10 of them sitting at the table throwing ideas out there?
@@giantafricanbullfrog8996 The Boomers who came up with the idea are still trying to figure that out. They're convinced though, as they don't know that electricity or binary ever became a thing.
I think they were going for a nanoparticle dust connected to the internet but realized its all just as gay so they gave it a name and moved on
And a boomer made it smh
Can't wait for "Alpha Male", "Doctor Virgin" and "Gigachad" to make their appearance
Those characters actually sound somewhat interesting
I wanna see gigachad in action
Don’t forget “Pogchamp”
Gigachad would actualy be fucking cool
imagine he one shooting everyone while doing hes iconic pose.
Theres also Based Man, whos superpower is being an @sshole; Feminazi Girl, whos power is the ability to destroy any man's courage and confidence at will; and Incelios, who's power is to make everyone else sad and miserable like himself.
So, B-Negative got literaly morbed.
This is... the morbius...
he got morbed real good
B negative became gaybius
*b-negative and screentime while in battle*
Screentime= HEY B-NEGATIVE!!!
B-negative= what?!
Screentime= You know what. Time it is-
B-negative= SHUT IT!!
Can't wait to see a submissive and gay Marvel character named "PowerBottom".
dont give them more ideas 😭
I- SGDGGSG DUUUUDEE
Hell yes. His whole lower body is adamantium and vibranium so it can really take a beating lol.
@@froztbite15 WTF- I’M WHEEZING IT’S EPIC
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We not gonna talk about how they named the only overweight character after an SUV?
Should've named them Canyonero
I CANT STOP LAUGHING. SHES LIKE A SEMI TRUCK
NOOOO WTF 😭😭😭😭😂😂
IFunny Watermark indeed
That was definitely on purpose
Why TF would Morbius donate blood?
To Morb people when they least expect it
@@Scott... 😂😂
He wants to morb the world, and I’m ok with it
@@Bruhman_YUSS 😂
Wasn't he blood doctor or something?
Trailblazer, always coming in clutch with her endless supply of heroine.
And bread bowls.
*clap clap*
Trailblazer, The heroine with the heroin
Heroine
Heroin
This feels like something South Park would make an episode about
Hey, at least that would just be thinly veiled bigotry. This is somehow meant to be appealing to the groups in question.
Spot on.
They basically did with that safe space episode.
@@ratchet6909 the thing that was missing was just the marvel logo
I wouldn't be surprised if south Park actually does this better
Marvel really said “OC, do not steal”.
@AlienZGamer you don't deserve 19k subscribers
AlienZGamer please, please shut the fuck up.
@AlienZGamer I would want to see you fight in the UFC for my amusement.
Whats OC? Thanks.
@@holeindanssock156 original character
I think screentime’s back story could have taken an interesting twist if it was something like
“He entered human trials for an experimental inhalant gas that would patch people into the internet without the need for a phone, Juicero, or computer. However, the gas proved hyper corruptive to all other test subjects (turning them into basically his enemies and nemesis’s) and he the only surviving ‘sane’ subject became highly addicted to it. He now struggles between staying on the right path, and fueling his addiction to the strange gas.” That’d be fun.
Thats way better, another story could be he was part of an immortality project where they wanted to upload people online, but now his mind is split between in the internet and in his body.
“Internet gas”
Just let that sink in for a bit
Jawsh Has A Gun “hey bro wanna smoke some Twitter?”
@@vadernation1233 nah bro I just had some UA-cam
@@chonky4205 bruh you should at least be able to take some uber
Hey where can I get some Tumblr, I heard that shit was wild?
"Yo guys,have you heard of 4chan? They're selling it on the street and its fucking wack guys. You should buy some.
“Safespace” and “Snowflake” sound like characters you’d see in a satirical Tumblr web comic from 2015.
Dank Waifu they just gotta check all the boxes for pandering, so of course they would make them black. The only thing missing is making them disabled as well 😂
Dank Waifu imagine being non-binary and hearing that marvel made some non-binary characters and then you see this shit
By the way what dose non binary mean?
I thought you were making a joke...
Mystery Man Someone who doesn’t identify themselves as either male or female I think. But yea no this is straight pandering to a more young left leaning audience but marvel has done such a shitty job at it that they’re literally stereotyping the people they want to empower.
Screentimes the kind of guy who references Uganda knuckles then dabs.
Big Chungus wholesome Keanu moment 100 xddd
*Sees villain*
"Hello Mr. S I M P. Your mom is GAY!!! "
screentime starts talking about 13% after meeting his teammates
Nah that's an insult to a decent dead meme.
Nah that's an insult to a decent dead meme.
The fact that the last character is about morbius makes this more funny 💀
It morbed me ...
Imagine if Professor Xavier was called "Professor Cripple" or Daredevil was "NoEyes Mc Acidburn".
Or if spawn was called "captain demonic"
@@EspressoTyme That sounds rad af actually
If Spider-Man were called Radioactive Aracnerd
@@AnisterStarlight Stop coming up with BETTER names
@@CrazyRiverOtter Nah. The Troubled and Over-Powered Green Giant
now introducing our first nigerian hero: prince scammer
he sends enemies emails and subsequently steals their money
it’s a very useful skill
he’s also on the run from prison and has escaped 23 ti-
And a super villain “guy that does not fall for scams”
i think you should work for marvel!
Did he get caught and was sent to a Hospital to do Team Building Exercise?
I laughed too hard at this.
It’s like if instead of marvel naming their first black character black panther, they named him “Big Africa”
The protector of the hood.
And the villain would be called “Shermain”
Rage of Africa
To be fair I've heard black panter is unintentionally a kind of a racist movie already
@@reconboy0454 sorry for my lack of racist knowledge , but who's shermain?
Little did Charlie know that the name Michael Morbius would come back to bite him.
And somehow it got worse with Madame Web for a double kill
Snowflake and safe space sounds like they would be 4chan joke heroes. Or at the very least, something that a wise cracking superhero mentor figure would call his wimp underlings.
they probably spent too much time on 4chan before writing this
@@CDYT Not enough in my opinion
Best thing ever!!! 😂
Remember in 2012 when people said this was "just a phase" and "sjws are nothing to worry about"? or "they're not taking your comics away" or "there's no clique"?
i do.
They're clearly Deadpool henchmen
Stan Lee: *dies*
Marvel: EXPERIMENTAL INTERNET GAS, MEME OBSESSED TEEN
SAFESPACE: *EXISTS*
NONBINARY SNOWFLAKE!
V A M P I R E S
Bitten by a radioactive internet
Lukio Robinson Screentime really boutta day “U Mad Bro” and use the trollface
Calling it right now safespace will “heroically” sacrifice himself and save the other new warriors from a massive attack with his final halo 3 bubble shield.
They're gonna need a mental health break after that lmao
Maybe he will be replaced with someone who figured out how to block people?
Steven universe already claimed that
safespace heroically "white knighting" for the other new warriors....
THEY would if they actually are stupid enough to go through with this, hopefully the human race's collective opinion of "wow this is shit" will prompt them to try again or abandon.
So to recap, we have
1. Dora the Explorer
2. A living search engine
3. The Wonder Twins but Bad
4. Another Goth vampire
Nah number 2 is moonson
This sounds like an SNL sketch not an actual marvel characters.
That explains why it's not that funny
@@ajthevillageidiot Or that it sounds like it's punching down in what's supposed to be satire
@CooCooWizard k
yet SNL is aligned with the same ideology, so they would be making fun of themselves
god it really does though, I can imagine this actually being done.
Idk man, with names like the duo, "snowflake and safespace", this might just be a super advanced shitpost.
Bruh,imagine how shit it is if they made a movie
@@kimbaldun the actors would probably burst out laughing so much during recording that it never gets finished
@@FortunAdlaich
SF:"This guy is evil and dangerous!"
SS:"That's right, snowflake."
SF:"Good thing i have you, safespace"
Sounds like a twitter group where snowflakes can be safe of all the offensive content on twitter normally
@@ripzmad9846 twitter duo be like:
I dunno, shouldn't a Character who is constantly connected to the Internet be goddamn crazy and suicidal?
For real. Most of the internet is not a good friendly place
@@alexkrueger9415 and so are schools
@@babyragegekyume4132 uh sure? Not relevant at all but yeah, i guess?
@@alexkrueger9415 Now that I've got your attention let me just explain statistics of crime in america
or addicted to porn
6:35 That kid do be morbin' tho
Marvel: "I guess we gotta cancel that Captain Gay comic now...."
Nice
Bravo
Let’s be honest, we would all read Captain Gay over this stuff
I respectfully removed my like after I saw it already had 666
@@leopowell410 same here
"Experimental Internet Gas"
Literally sounds like something from Powerpuff girls
Powerpuff Girls had more thought put into it than this.
@@OMGhappiness it really fucking did
Wow it does
At least Powerpuff Girls would be ironic about it, and it would have been hilarious.
Nah man, Dexter's Laboratory
Obviously the “experimental internet gas” is just vaporized Gamer Girl Bath Water
Fuck, if that shit got in my eyes, just end me please.
Ah shit
You got a chuckle out of me lol
*Belle delphine was the scientist* , or whatever the heck his origin story was
@@joshjess9841 lmao same
Watching in 2022. Did this comic ever come out? Last I heard it was hated so fiercely (from _all_ sides of the political spectrum - unity is still possible!) that Marvel has swept it under the rug, unwilling to say if it was cancelled as that would be admitting defeat.
I heard a very small number of copies were printed, though I can’t find anything about them
Honestly, I'd rather read a comic about Captain Gay and the man trapped in VR than this pile of bullshit
Captain Gay actually sounds cool ngl.
@@adanactnomew7085 lol true
@Trebonius Flonius 😂😂😂
VR man could be called Isekai to draw in the weebs.
"Captain Gay and The Man Trapped In VR" sounds like a story title in itself haha
“Grandpas experimental internet gas” This implies one of two things. A: his grandpa has a damn Diesel engine powering his computer. Or B: it’s just grandpas 2am butt blasts that he was unfortunately near.
Underrated
Regardless of the way, i'm leaving my F to screentime
“a meme obsessed super teen” :@;&,&,&,
It's some e-girls fart that he ordered online in a jar for $70
It's Zkylon B he bought off some shady internet site.
I think the idea behind Trailblazer is actually pretty workable. Maybe impose some limitation like you can only pull a vague concept and the specifics are random. For example you want a weapon but you won’t know the type of weapon until you reach in.
Internet gas is just awful though.
Stan Lee upstairs rn trying to convince God into allowing him access to lightning bolt rights
I am Wilson lmfao
that would make a wayyy better comic than this trash
this actually one of my favorite comments I’ve ever read please get this to the top
3 cherubs have to hold him back
I am Wilson best thing I’ve read all month
Screen time irl would probably just
Bully people for not liking minecraft if he was really meme obsessed
He'd be a pewdiepie shill
Wholesome 100
Gaming Noah MInECraFt GooD, FoRtnITe BaD
"It's a city of memes, and I'm a big memer"
With that kinda backstory i guess we can say he won't be getting much *screentime*
“All twins are psychic, but we’re psychic-er”
I’ve read better entertainment on the back of a cereal box
cereal boxes are fucking awesome man, I’ve been entertained by those more times than i can count. but yeah these heroes fucking suck.
Hey man, don't dis Lucky's cereal with that comparison! Those crosswords and word searches are dope!
Contains 22% of recommended daily sugar.
Reading the back of the Clorox wipes is more entertaining
I saw one that said don't charge non rechargeable batteries
Hearing morbius when this came out meant nothing but hearing it now just made me laugh so fucking hard
> Make a non-binary character
> Name them "Snowflake"
based writers
This sounds like a 4chan prank
>profit
Not even south park would do that, but now they can
it's literally so disrespectful lmao
Snowflake and Safespace sounds like something 4chan would do to mess with Twitter
yea, it does lol
@Mediocrity Hurting twitter as a company is fine, I couldn't care less if the entire website closed up shop, but trust me when I say non-binary people hate these dumbfuck superheroes. It's patronising, and it reinforces the misconception that non-binary people only give a shit about that aspect of their identity. A character can easily be non-binary and interestingly written, you don't have to shy away from it, but don't turn it into a shallow caricature.
@@charwyrm8702 I now like these characters. Snowflake new fav
@@AE-or7xd I'm willing to grant the writing might be better than I would expect (I haven't read the comic) but it's still like seeing a gay superhero called "f*gbash". If they existed in a zine as satire, it could likely be hilarious and witty, but coming from writers clearly trying to appeal to the youth for their own economic growth, I feel a lot less charitable.
4chan may aswell do it
Surely these were all jokes and not serious? Cmon "Internet Gas", "Snowflake", "Safespace" they can't be serious. Might as well create a hero named "Echo chamber" or "Only Fans" next.
It's like they had a bunch of people submit joke designs...and then kept the worst of those designs.
@Inigo Arroyo winner
"Thot": telekinesis user that launders money from virgins through screens.
@Nothing To See Here Its not boomer, boomers tend to be conservative christians. Not SJWs
It's modern marvel for ya. They are so PC that somehow they can offend themselves
He compared one of these shitshows to Micheal morbius omg how could you do that!
The redditor is going to have one line in the whole series and it's going to be "big chungus fidget spinner wholesome chonker"
hamborgoros1 1
If I’m being 100% honest, this would be miles better, used unironically, than whatever he’s actually going to say.
Making his enemies cringe to death. [Everyone liked that]
@@burn_out destruction 100 because i have high iq and mom don't get me
M'lady
keanu reeves chungus 100
it's like making a chinese character and calling him captain corona
I wouldn't doubt that is what they're thinking of next.
Nice
Or "Noodleman".
That's the villain
No, that is even better than Marvel's new ones.
MORBIUS?????
I can't wait to see the villain "Straight White Male" using his microagression against our beloved super heroes
With their naming skills the villian would probably be named something like "The Micro Aggressor" or Macro, either one
“Super Manbun!”
Beware! 🤣
"The Manspreader"
ShermaNator Attacks heroes by spreading his legs
...OK, that sounded wrong
@@nqrtzy8765 you say wrong I say sinister.
Okay stop, I literally physically flinch when the second character design comes in, the first one is 'just' boring but everything went downhill from there
Can't wait for Veggie, the superhero who doesn't see his physical handicap as a hindrance and wears it as a badge of honour
They'll straight up name him "Veggie Tard" but it's empowering I swear guys 😔
His power is to tell everyone that he's vegetarian
having representation is a good thing, and so is having characters that turn their insecurities/flaws/whatever into a positive thing. it's about the execution which is beyond fucking awful in this case.
They're gonna have someone in a wheel chair that flies, watch
@@merten0083 but that's just charles xavier
Marvel: here’s Dora, a redditor, two insults to a entire community, and some goth we found in the twilight sagas
Accurate lmao
Absolutely perfect my broski
@A RANDOM POTATO it isn't *Untrue*
I made a comment like this before I saw this comment so please don’t think I’m copying you
@@capturestudios9433 I have had that problem before and I completely understand have a good day
Morbius showing up here is like when you rewatch a previous season of an animated show and see a character that gets introduced later as a background character
"Most twins are psychic, but we are psychic-er"
1rst grade writing right there
Reminds me of a line from kickassia
"1rst" 1st grade writing right there
@@sainoflycianleague4170 god kickassia was bad
@@sainoflycianleague4170 You know something's absolutely godawful when it's considered Nostalgia Critic-tier.
@@juliuskingsley4434 hey FBI want some Vietnam
"They created a Redditor" is the funniest thing in a while. Funny things can come out of a comic that's a joke itself.
Agreed
ffs i thought you agreed with yourself for a moment
Screentime’s nemesis will be 2 un-skippable ads mid way in his battle
lmaooo yes
Okay, I will admit, I would legitimately be pleased if that was a nemesis. One of my biggest issues with screentime is that he seems to have no actual repercussions from being perma connected to the internet. He just seems like a "heh, I know everything" character with no faults, which honestly is just boring. If there was a subplot about how constantly being halfway between the real world and the internet made him have an *insane* reality perception crisis where he wasn't sure what was real anymore, then he would actually be somewhat interesting.
@@314rft yes knowing everything doesn’t really help when you get punched in the face
Anybody remember the comic that Stan lee helped create on webtoons,
The last comic he ever worked on I believe? Backchannel. Green colors, had instant access to the internet and stuff. Sounds awfully similar….. oh wait!
Edit: I’m saying they ripped off of a character lee wrote
Or just H+ internet connection
6:39 Here we see a rare mention of Morbius two years before the best film of all time came out
Naming a Non-binary superhero “snowflake” is like naming the first russia superhero “Vodka man”
Vodka man the pyromancer
Captain Communism
And even that sounds cooler
"Oh no, I cant be!!! Vodka Man!!!"
**Tripoloski intensefies**
@@socriabbas454 Comrade Communism vs Captain America, I'd pay to watch that shit
Its like naming your first Indian superhero "Savage Man" or your first Asian one "Captain Chong"
They’re literally the kinds of heroes you’d see on a high school poster that some art kid made.
Red Storm they look like anti drug super heroes
Every time I hear about these stupid characters all I can think of is whose fanfic is this?
You mean elementary/middle school. No high school student would think "B NEGATIVE" is cool, or the twins...
Princess of Trash “Not doing drugs is SUPER” 😂😂
This comment and these shitty fucking characters make me think of "Flowcabulary." Anyone remember that...?
finally, a superhero that canonically says poggers unironically
@@phantomtrak6007 cringe
@@phantomtrak6007 cringe
The representation that games needet
The talks in greentext
@@phantomtrak6007 Bit too late for that, sorry.
Naming the non binary character snowflake is like naming a gay super hero captain fruity
But, at least that could sound decent, it's like a milder version of naming a character captain f****t.
It's just an insult, not even a descriptor.
It's like naming the first Japanese marvel super hero "yellow man" 💀
@@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 I prefer the name "Weeaboo Warrior"
@@dragodx8238 Or just The Anime Man.
@@bananagod5530 There's already a UA-camr with that name.
6:35 it's morbin' time
IT WAS PLANNED OUT ALL ALONG! The prophecy was foretold, we just never listened 😭
These are actually the worst characters I’ve ever seen. Dam almost 3k
Ewoks
@@unoriginalperson72 you are senile if you think ewoks are ANYWHERE near as bad as these gremlins
unoriginal person at least Ewoks are some cute motherfuckers (also pretty fucked up once you realize that they eat human meat and most DEFINITELY ate the dead/ captured stormtroopers). These new marvel characters might just be the worst characters in history lmao
Every overweight, PoC, woman, and non-binary person agrees with you. Literally none of the people these characters try to represent are happy with them. It's like an alien tried to make "cool and hip" characters of minorities, but all the info they had about them were from Alt-Right meme forums.
when tumblr users somehow get hired as marvel character artists/ designers
"Internet Gas"
Whoops sorry my computer farted now I have superpowers
Not even nanites with wi-fi. That's what I can't handle.
*Computer shits itself*
i am now god in tech
ps: send bobs and vagene
my Wifi router farted, now I am a superhero
Are we getting baited because this is just unbelievable
A twelve year old could write better characters
@@notme5501 Ever see Axe Cop? A five year old has.
"Experimental internet gas"
More like granpa's porn stack
Lmao Computer exhaust is what I think as well
grandpa's wank bank
Caustic noises
You made me vomit...
@@rakijaenjoyer5488 too much internet gas for today
The villain in this comic would be called Hero Shima, a Japanese comic artist exposed to Walt Disney's experimental "radioactive racism gas"
This has to be the most ironic thing ever.
Really? Safe space and Snowflake? What are the villains Incel Man, Alt Right Andy, and Super Simp?
I prefer Super Shag.
SUPER SIMP HAHSJDJDHF
Cpt Avocado 🥑 lolol
Alt right Andy: Stay back! Stay the f*** back!!! We will defend ourselves we will defend ourselves
"oh no do you hear that? it's the virtue signal. quick! we have to stop incel man from saying the N-Word"
Marvel logic: "Let's name this gay character 'Twink' or 'Fruit' to take the stigma out of the word. That should work.."
If these guys were in charge of naming Black Panther...
What does calling someone a ‘Fruit’ mean btw? ‘Twink’ I heard before, but ‘Fruit’? English is not my first language...
@@Slimegoose Fruit is an insult for gay people
It would be like if they named a gay character 'Gay Lord'
Soupbowl oh ok I get it... thanks now I think I remember overhearing it somewhere before, it just didn’t click right away.
"Screentime" Whoa that character sounds pretty ba-
"SNOWFLAKE AND SAFESPACE" AHAHAHHAHAH
-dass? Yeah i know, marvel writer here 😎
One of Snowflake's powers is having a meltdown.
@@Sporkinator one of snowflakes powers is riling up everyone to attempt to cause a twitter shit storm to cancel their enemy
@@FrannieFibgert and one of safespace's superpowers is attacking those who dare oppose snowflake
@@sylvercritter then sending them a class action lawsuit and wasting money on lawyers over an argument you had on twitter or a joke you made about kpop
The last one had a blood transfusion from Morbius!?!?! I wish that was me
IT'S MORBIN TIME
"An internet kid taken to it's logical extreme"
So suicide? Selling feet pics on Patreon? Anti-social shut in? gamerz with 10 moniters and an all RGB lit room?
>only RGB room lit
>logical extreme of internet dweller
He's just a sentient G-Fuel bottle filled with geek piss.
gamerz playing several games at a time with their hands, feet and can exploit little Loli sisters to do it too
And SIX CONSOLES
Redditor
this the kind of heroes your school makes to encourage road safety or anti-bullying
SOMEBODY SAID IT
😂😂😭
Citation Man dabs every time you correctly cite your sources
You aren’t wrong, but...
There’s no but. You’re just right.
@@trollerpilotxiv3079 LMAO
When you mentioned “experimental internet gas,” my soul left my body.
I like how little effort they put in. It’s to the point that they’re self aware of how effortless this all was.
Those three words can be interpreted in any number of ways, and none of them are good
6:40 I LOVE MORBIUS
"A Meme-Obsessed super teen" so the warriors are fighting a supervillain and screentime just says "poggers" and the villain gets absolutely fucking obliterated
jackin tackin ahahhahahahhahaha
😂
someone: _dies_
screentime: can i get an f
jackin tackin 😂
I can't 😂
*stan lee dies*
“It’s okay guys we can still create things without Stan lee”
*internet gas*
Internet gas chambers when?
Dude best comment.
@C0lorman
They can't do that. Their dicks are still in chastity and their wives have the key and are out with their boyfriends.
@unkomi *dead inside*
Dont worry its not gonna get the enough views and theyll drop it in no time
Screentime probably only laughs to Minion memes
xd alikh idzam i was going to like your comment but it has 69 so i had to acknowledge that instead
@huge gaming idk man, I hope I'm not getting wooooshed, but someone with the name 'huge gaming' shouldn't call someone 5 y/o.
Lol
@@f4fphantomii468 look at his channel's "about" section, he's definitely a child.
Screen time is my mom confirmed, she's lit in the family groupchat.
Morbus will morb this fake morbius out of the morbiverse.
Next Issue: Warriors Vs. Captain Incel and the Incredible Simp
Nah simp is a good guy hes the self insert of the writers
It's funny because it could be true.
Don't forget the biggest villains of them all.. CIS White Male.
@@FaultyTwo Next issue: The Warriors vs Crime Statistics!
Warriors vs captain gay