AwakenWithJP found out about you yesterday and boy have i been enlightened. It is good to have all my existing thoughts told to me through sarcasm. I feel exactly the same as I did before watching but now I know that that is how I was meant to be. My consciousness is bigger than me. I am nearly at the point where it is large and dense enough that i could potentially weild it to change the air around me making flight possible. Maybe even spontaneous combustion among other things. What are the limits!?!? My mind. Superman 2.0 inbound suckas.
It appears that I am missing out on a lot by staying mostly inside my apartment and living in a small town in New England, and practicing yoga all by myself with only a video on UA-cam to lead me. No one can see me, which I now realize is not the point at all. I also do not own the right clothing. I seem to have developed the misguided idea that connecting with something larger than me and forgetting all about myself is what counts - silly me!
Thank you for your very own continuing understanding, driving force and know-how to encourage my adventure to becoming more consciously awake and consequently spiritually connected.
I'm not a hippie, but we're all one so I guess I am a hippie, I'm confused, I've never been two hippie's who love each other before, although we live all live's simultaneously so I guess I have.....
You, Sir, provide a very important service to the world. While I would be classified as a 'New Ager', even I do not know most of what the hell is going on. Through your satire and entertaining sarcasm, you make the explanations interesting enough to hold my attention span. My attention span would put a toddler to shame.
The impressive thing is that this was filmed in an alternate dimension in which it's t-shirt weather smack in the middle of winter. Or else this was in Australia, in which case everyone should have been upside down.
ripping this into ableton right now to slice up and use as samples in a live set at a conscious music festival this weekend in New Zealand. thankyouuuuuuuu :D
Ah, the days of our youth... this video had me 💀 😂😂😂💀 Nice one, JP! Makes me want to seriously consider planning for some festivals this year. It's been a while..
I follow work outs from a certain yogic nomad then come over here and watch him parody what she does (she feels like the exact type of person he’s poking fun at ) lol 😂 She believes crystals block energy and heal you He says a sponsored t shirt is 100% more effective then crystals that don’t do anything Ahhh 😌 I love it, I love her videos, her work outs are great and her yoga videos are nice, but... he brings it all back down to earth 🌍 🤣😂👍
Hey JP, I hear clotheslessness is close to consciousness. And cleanliness is close to godliness. Can you confirm? I've been a naked Toast most of my life and feel extremely conscious. I'm just wondering if my superior consciousness steams from my lack of clothes or the antithesis, that my lack of clothes steams from consciousness. Need help.
Now that I'm super-conscious, things are more like they are now than they have ever been before. L. Ron Hubbard taught me how to flip my trip and crank my plank. Now I'm like up the down and in the out. Whoa, l think l just had an epiphany or it might have been a dream. Who cares, pass the peyote! Shyeah, brah! Woo hoo!
I can't believe I missed it! Coming along next year. I forgot how to have "spiritual" consciousness fun! :-) Shame people are complaining how much pollution came about that festival...
Lucious hair. I can appreciate the length. Lots of work. No one ever told guys when there young that long hair is a ton of Fricken work. Kudos from a fellow Lucious haired man.
Haha thank you so much for reminding me that the mainstream business just uses human flaws and tendencies to show off their "achievements" even if they are not to be shown off to sell more stuff. Thank you!
Hey JP! Here is an idea for a video! Pretend you are in Santa Fe, New Mexico, which used to be a normal town until the weird hippies over took it with their Reiki and essential oils and allergens to every chemical known to man. They say that God spoke to them and told them to move to Santa Fe and make a living living naked an spending their days crocheting and blowing glass. It’s be right up your alley! Oh, and don’t forget to actually believe that you are communicating with your dog... or a coyote... or a horny toad.
Did this dude really just tell you to go back to the 90's lmao.. Guess he's never heard of Prodigy or Showtek. Which doesn't surprise me considering his narrowed point of view
They play psychedelic trance mostly for these type of festivals. The people can be weird, but the music is always good. Here's one example of what you'll hear in these places ua-cam.com/video/0lBjcaMokvo/v-deo.html
"He uses a lot of bass, which makes him different to a lot of other DJ's" haha
So damn true...
Just too embarrassing
"My main purpose is to connect with other people's divine energy...but only women...and only in a sexual way"
I went to that but left early, having misread the flyer. I thought it was a couscous festival.
I feel your pain :-(
I suppose you arrived hungry???
Bet you cussed mucho.
I laughed and spat out my tea 😂
lmao this was great
I feel 14% more conscious after watching this. Thank you.
"A girl with hulahoops? I assume she's got a bright future ahead of her."
Most people in those festivals have a bright future ahead.Cream of the crop.
+Jerome L. As if!!! lolololo
CannibalCupcake Thanks man we get a lot of bad rep
I was a girl with a hulahoop, it's true. 😂😂
Lmao!! I have to admit that one hurt a bit hahaha
oooh, JP scored with his wife!
"you must think I'm special!"
@@LazyOtaku sure! Lets go
Haha these counter culture festivals are all sponsored by Pepsi and T-Mobile 🤣
Obviously the most conscious brands for sugar and EMF based enlightenment.
really underground festival xD xD
AwakenWithJP LOL!
😆😅😂
AwakenWithJP found out about you yesterday and boy have i been enlightened. It is good to have all my existing thoughts told to me through sarcasm. I feel exactly the same as I did before watching but now I know that that is how I was meant to be. My consciousness is bigger than me. I am nearly at the point where it is large and dense enough that i could potentially weild it to change the air around me making flight possible. Maybe even spontaneous combustion among other things. What are the limits!?!? My mind. Superman 2.0 inbound suckas.
lmao JP you crush it with the ironic humor, love it brah!
pineal periscope :D lol
That's a good name
How about Perineal Periscope?
It appears that I am missing out on a lot by staying mostly inside my apartment and living in a small town in New England, and practicing yoga all by myself with only a video on UA-cam to lead me. No one can see me, which I now realize is not the point at all. I also do not own the right clothing. I seem to have developed the misguided idea that connecting with something larger than me and forgetting all about myself is what counts - silly me!
Melanie Gibson you still have time to meet all your light brothers in collective ascending moment.
You don't need much clothing. LOL. But beads are a must!
I wonder if we are doing the same yoga programme
don't own the right clothing? I thought the point of doing things in your own apartment was that you didn't have to wear any clothing...
Melanie I could feel your peace and contentment just from this comment. What a good place to be. I envy you.
Thank you for your very own continuing understanding, driving force and know-how to encourage my adventure to becoming more consciously awake and consequently spiritually connected.
Can you become so conscious of how conscious your are, that you become unconscious of your consciousness?
No, you become unconscious of your unconsciousness 😉
The guy at the end with the tongue. I am mesmerized.
Damn! I keep missing 'Dolphin Harvest' I'm gutted! They've always made me feel incredibly conscience with just a hint of unconsciousness
How does your skin handle sun 4 days straight?
I was wondering why he wasn't the color of a lobster!
Imagine how much fun you could have peeling off sheets of his blistered skin 😍😍😍
In some of those shots he looks a little red!
Not well.
AwakenWithJP :(
Guy's hair starting at :48 is lovely, nice highlights
Tarzan went mental
😂😂😂😂😂 You never cease to make me laugh 🤭
JP, you are now officially my hero! 3:17 😂
You crack me up!!!
I am a hippie. But I still love you!!!! 😆👌😁♥️
So am I, and I still love you! :-)
I'm not a hippie, but we're all one so I guess I am a hippie, I'm confused, I've never been two hippie's who love each other before, although we live all live's simultaneously so I guess I have.....
Same here. I visit festivals like that and I love it to laugh about myself. You are so good. 😊❤️
You may think I'm special - Sure!
Gold
This guy should be a guest on a weekend update skit on Saturday night live.
Partied for 4 straight days........ Just didn't want to pay for camping. Ha!
Conscious and Fabulous, the perfect combo
You, Sir, provide a very important service to the world. While I would be classified as a 'New Ager', even I do not know most of what the hell is going on. Through your satire and entertaining sarcasm, you make the explanations interesting enough to hold my attention span. My attention span would put a toddler to shame.
Would you write that again? sorry, I wasn't payin atten..
I really want to know if your friend is contiguous and can i catch him
I can see any obvious breaks, gaps or missing pieces.
Hahaha, you NAILED it on this one!
This is a brilliant description of the entire new age/new yoga world today, no festival needed! 😂🙏🏻
“Is he contagious?” hahahahaha
The impressive thing is that this was filmed in an alternate dimension in which it's t-shirt weather smack in the middle of winter. Or else this was in Australia, in which case everyone should have been upside down.
Costa Rica
Costa Rica and it’s never cold there for some odd reason
Dude.. get your facts straight. Check the latest flat earth video.. duh
ripping this into ableton right now to slice up and use as samples in a live set at a conscious music festival this weekend in New Zealand. thankyouuuuuuuu :D
Oh my goodness this brightened my day
Ah, the days of our youth... this video had me 💀 😂😂😂💀 Nice one, JP! Makes me want to seriously consider planning for some festivals this year. It's been a while..
As a hairdresser I'd love to get into JPs hair
Body odor and kale in the teeth...LMAO!!
For some reason he reminds me of the guy from gentleman's Broncos. "It's a friend's shop stone" or the "this is pretty good yeast"
Jonathan Springs hahahaha
Jonathan Springs I swear I have heard him say, "I hate those", as in, "surveillance does, I hate those"
Hahah yeah that movie was stupid but funny
Dude, you're a genius.
I follow work outs from a certain yogic nomad then come over here and watch him parody what she does (she feels like the exact type of person he’s poking fun at ) lol 😂
She believes crystals block energy and heal you
He says a sponsored t shirt is 100% more effective then crystals that don’t do anything
Ahhh 😌 I love it, I love her videos, her work outs are great and her yoga videos are nice, but... he brings it all back down to earth 🌍 🤣😂👍
Hey JP, I hear clotheslessness is close to consciousness. And cleanliness is close to godliness. Can you confirm?
I've been a naked Toast most of my life and feel extremely conscious. I'm just wondering if my superior consciousness steams from my lack of clothes or the antithesis, that my lack of clothes steams from consciousness. Need help.
Priceless as always. .. :D
"I'm at my best when I'm at hour 72 of my sleeplessness" hahaha
This is my favourite comedy channel, hilarious, amazes me that some people take this seriously.
I feel ya. A lil scary isn't it. Ultra scary.. JPs videos being me so much peace thou. Things need to be balanced.
I pressed like very conscious that you could be conscious of that, in a very conscious way.
I just got soo concious watching this Video.
Cool, I'll have to try to hit one of these. I hope they aren't Prejudice against racists, because that would make me feel uncomfortable.
Once again my man JP has balls of steel. Going into the … uh … idiots den …. To mock them.
a girl with a hoolahoops, I am sure she has a bright future ahead of her LOL
Love this
The bass part lmao
I wanna party now
Linn ravna zemlja same!
Hey was that steven from Punta Mona?! Lol😂
I love these festivals haha
I went to Envision 😂😂
Pineal Periscope
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
1:32 the boys' reaction seemed legit.
So this is basically just a rave with yoga classes. I'll stay unconscious.
I dove into the top of this ClickFunnel with gratitude. Hope I come out a quarter. I said that because I just RV-ed ultra consciosness.
You are consciousness JP😂👍
Haha! Shoutout to Stephen and my Punta Mona crew!! I love you guys
was that Charlie Berens? keep 'er movin!
Now that I'm super-conscious, things are more like they are now than they have ever been before. L. Ron Hubbard taught me how to flip my trip and crank my plank. Now I'm like up the down and in the out. Whoa, l think l just had an epiphany or it might have been a dream. Who cares, pass the peyote! Shyeah, brah! Woo hoo!
Im from Costa Rica and i just cant stop laughing
Never Sleep Again
ODD Reality heyy ODD!! Gotta love JP
Linn ravna zemlja hey Linn. 😊 indeed.
ODD Reality
You are still asleep.
I almost quit watching Jp after his F.E. parody,but it seemed as if he had really done a little research ,he is so funny.
I can't believe I missed it! Coming along next year. I forgot how to have "spiritual" consciousness fun! :-) Shame people are complaining how much pollution came about that festival...
My Hula hoop gives me daily affirmations
any clue what's the song that starts at 0:05
This explains a lot about a guy who I me, he talked about flow running his life. He showed up for work though so something was wrong with his flow.
I don't know but.... that sounds like a tomorrowland! LOL I wanna go.
If he's contagious, I am totally okay with that....
Ahh... Cozy cabin memories
Who would've thought that being on something could be contagious
Pineal periscope😁😂l o l
It's really fun to watch those transcendent vegetables
Ayyy that was Kevin orozslan the the long undercut
I want to see you and Bill Burr interview each other.
Wow two of my favorite conscious men with long hair in one video
What is the music at the beginning and the end tho, I really love it!
Lucious hair. I can appreciate the length. Lots of work. No one ever told guys when there young that long hair is a ton of Fricken work. Kudos from a fellow Lucious haired man.
Consciously high AF.
sick bass house track! Anyone got a track ID?
Is this like a Fruit Festival?
LOL - I was thinking the same thing
lol YES
Bobby, LOL
fruit and nut
There is a Woodstock Fruit Festival every year and it too is filled with nuts.
Please do a video about ecstatic dance and contact improv
In the flow
Oh my goodness, I thought it said couscous festival.
I looked that up (because that's the kind of person I am), and there IS one of these, in Italy. I'm not sure if anyone will be shirtless, though.
That was the festival at Jacó Costa Rica.
You scallywag! Your takedown on Byron Bay was brilliant. ..
Is Pineal Periscope a real band because I'm googling.. .
This was so woke it knocked me out.
I'm very self conscious, that's why I'm insecure
Song ID of the song he keeps playing?
Does he only know guys with abs? 😂
Vegans are skinny in general..and if you're conscious, you're defenatly not eating dead animals.
ur eating them alive?
That floating hair...
0:47 that guy is so gorgeous.
Ideal, all attractive!
Haha thank you so much for reminding me that the mainstream business just uses human flaws and tendencies to show off their "achievements" even if they are not to be shown off to sell more stuff. Thank you!
Hey JP! Here is an idea for a video! Pretend you are in Santa Fe, New Mexico, which used to be a normal town until the weird hippies over took it with their Reiki and essential oils and allergens to every chemical known to man. They say that God spoke to them and told them to move to Santa Fe and make a living living naked an spending their days crocheting and blowing glass. It’s be right up your alley! Oh, and don’t forget to actually believe that you are communicating with your dog... or a coyote... or a horny toad.
That dude at 1:00. ohm ohm ohm
I may be a punk, but I'd rather be in a mosh-pit, call it anti-consciousness. These festivals would be far to fruity for me.
Go back to the 90s then. Edm clearly isn't for you, mate.
Did this dude really just tell you to go back to the 90's lmao.. Guess he's never heard of Prodigy or Showtek. Which doesn't surprise me considering his narrowed point of view
Flat Bastard showtek is EDM. What does that have to do with the original comment?
They play psychedelic trance mostly for these type of festivals. The people can be weird, but the music is always good.
Here's one example of what you'll hear in these places ua-cam.com/video/0lBjcaMokvo/v-deo.html
More conscious than thou!
We thought that was you but didn’t want to be weird!! Man! I wish we had said hi!