Hardest Countries to Invade

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  • @Geographyify
    @Geographyify  Рік тому +563

    Join discord server pls
    discord.gg/YRTZ5GTbR8

    • @ammar_474
      @ammar_474 Рік тому +5

      Egypt
      12# in military
      Good relationship with USA Russia china and Japan and EU and nato countries Ally with all moslim and Arabic countries that control over 30% of earth oil

    • @communistcanada
      @communistcanada Рік тому +2

      my country is showed on the list 🇨🇦:)

    • @shutupanddrink3960
      @shutupanddrink3960 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ammar_474 so basically allied to everyone? Who gonna invade it? Aliens?😂

    • @Norsense
      @Norsense Рік тому +1

      Indonesia :Excuse me dont be dummy with me
      Alliance too many
      Militery 15Th
      Island Soo many
      China and russia the most help indonesia
      Who want invade indonesia?

    • @ComeAndTakeIt9235
      @ComeAndTakeIt9235 Рік тому +1

      For the United States the Japanese said because civilians own guns there will be a rifle behind every blade of grass

  • @sammohitrastogi5143
    @sammohitrastogi5143 Рік тому +20763

    The fact that the countries that r impossible to Invade r the ones which will try to invade each other in ww3 💀💀

    • @ЛеонБайсаров
      @ЛеонБайсаров Рік тому +4

      🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @Zaebistakurwa
      @Zaebistakurwa Рік тому +454

      Ukraine : BRUH....

    • @Nwri1306
      @Nwri1306 Рік тому +536

      @@Zaebistakurwa not impossible to invade and wouldn’t be responsible for ww3

    • @glitch_editz
      @glitch_editz Рік тому +27

      faxx

    • @Vivany26
      @Vivany26 Рік тому +8

      ​@Cristiano Donaldo oh

  • @Kahuna_huh
    @Kahuna_huh Рік тому +2590

    "You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass."
    - Isoroku Yamamoto

    • @TheTankMan144
      @TheTankMan144 Рік тому +72

      I was looking for this comment

    • @sailorcam6347
      @sailorcam6347 Рік тому +3

      Not if the Anti-Gun Lobby have their way. No guns for anyone

    • @chetan4109
      @chetan4109 Рік тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Outlag
      @Outlag Рік тому +148

      Gotta stay strapped, the streets are rough

    • @teagansmith9298
      @teagansmith9298 Рік тому +141

      As soon as the banjos start playing they know they fucked up

  • @benedekszucs2851
    @benedekszucs2851 9 місяців тому +763

    The world: Which side are you on? America or Russia
    India:

    • @NotAashihere
      @NotAashihere 9 місяців тому +34

      Lmao fr as a Indian-

    • @abshortsv1460
      @abshortsv1460 9 місяців тому +22

      neutral

    • @anonymous55398
      @anonymous55398 9 місяців тому +82

      Switzerland mode on

    • @Packbloxyt
      @Packbloxyt 9 місяців тому +27

      russia india does not like usa that much

    • @amdyt69
      @amdyt69 9 місяців тому

      I mean India will probably be with Russia if something might actually serious happen and if something serious doesn't happen India will probably be quiet

  • @AraAra-pw7tl
    @AraAra-pw7tl Рік тому +1781

    When snow starts speaking Finnish, you know you're finished

  • @guntube7895
    @guntube7895 Рік тому +2099

    “I would never invade America, there is a gun behind every blade of grass.”- Isoroku Yamamoto

    • @swisha1712
      @swisha1712 Рік тому

      Guns held by fat inbred hillbillys

    • @guntube7895
      @guntube7895 Рік тому

      @@swisha1712 this is coming from the fat ass who plays world of Warcraft

    • @bobbyl9428
      @bobbyl9428 Рік тому +47

      I swear didn’t Japan bombed us “ Pearl Harbor”

    • @MARS-eb8pt
      @MARS-eb8pt Рік тому +101

      ​@@bobbyl9428 Tbf, not everyone was on board with that decision. Some even said like "yall did what?...fuuuuck.." when they heard.

    • @nibba5692
      @nibba5692 Рік тому

      Americans are far too obese and cowardly to ever use their props they call guns

  • @FBI.gov..
    @FBI.gov.. Рік тому +4307

    *Germany:* All we have to do is reject somebody from art school and you all are finished 💀

  • @justagamer1308
    @justagamer1308 Рік тому +6059

    Ohio
    -Home to lethal entities like scps
    -Supernatural powers
    -Lethal weapons
    -Deadly environment

    • @baiaiaamjaajka
      @baiaiaamjaajka Рік тому +337

      Ohio is unfortunately not a country yet 😔

    • @mehretaban3643
      @mehretaban3643 Рік тому +108

      It can become one in ease and even if it isn't it definitely will overpower everything

    • @Gamicted
      @Gamicted Рік тому +89

      Wonder Of Ohio

    • @aakashkhamaru9403
      @aakashkhamaru9403 Рік тому +143

      Nobody would try to invade Ohio man💀

    • @epicpuppyman
      @epicpuppyman Рік тому +92

      Cant even invade ohio

  • @user-lalu587
    @user-lalu587 9 місяців тому +89

    Afghanistan 🗿 - Soviet 😭
    Brishers 😭
    America 😭

    • @syedsuhaib.s7321
      @syedsuhaib.s7321 6 місяців тому +4

      🇦🇫🇦🇫🇦🇫

    • @johnkmart55
      @johnkmart55 6 місяців тому +4

      Sure bro 😂

    • @JakeWilliams111
      @JakeWilliams111 6 місяців тому +4

      The terrain makes it a LIVING HELL for ANY country to invade.

    • @johnkmart55
      @johnkmart55 6 місяців тому +1

      @@JakeWilliams111 airstrike

    • @JakeWilliams111
      @JakeWilliams111 6 місяців тому +3

      @@johnkmart55 well, they’ill be hiding in hidden and secure areas, so when the troopers go in they will still be attacked by guerilla forces.

  • @jfZombie-mi5bp
    @jfZombie-mi5bp Рік тому +635

    Fun Fact: There are 120 guns for every 100 people in America.

    • @Crow23346
      @Crow23346 Рік тому +42

      Thats not a very “fun” fact lmao

    • @anubis4496
      @anubis4496 Рік тому +51

      Fun fact. Also most school shootings 🤣🤣🤣

    • @clutch_master8519
      @clutch_master8519 Рік тому

      I bet in the future most Americans will hurt themselves using the guns

    • @oof6894
      @oof6894 Рік тому +6

      Legal*

    • @florianbenecke2000
      @florianbenecke2000 Рік тому +6

      No Youre wrong its 12 per 10 people
      Iam American btw

  • @Yaro.Luvv0
    @Yaro.Luvv0 Рік тому +374

    Australia
    - the fcking spiders
    - mosquitoes 💀

  • @emiratesaviation33
    @emiratesaviation33 Рік тому +632

    Australia with their Spiders:

    • @emiratesaviation33
      @emiratesaviation33 Рік тому +6

      @BradynLee09 I don't see how 24 feet is tiny. ITS LARGER THAN ME

    • @rorysmiles4979
      @rorysmiles4979 Рік тому +1

      We can’t even beat the emus

    • @Ciciada3301
      @Ciciada3301 Рік тому +1

      @@emiratesaviation33looks like someone missed the joke

    • @Ciciada3301
      @Ciciada3301 Рік тому

      Strap a mini gun on an emus back then we are unbeatable

    • @Russianperson123
      @Russianperson123 Рік тому

      Australia spiders are beautiful 😍

  • @palestine_army
    @palestine_army 7 місяців тому +82

    WW1: Bro took a wrong turn
    WW2:Bro got rejected from art school
    WW3:Homies took this video personal

  • @therishav4250
    @therishav4250 Рік тому +356

    Japan : I hate wars
    Also japan : 5th strongest millitary 🙂

    • @shoyo_Ishida
      @shoyo_Ishida Рік тому +28

      Need to protect country otherwise other will invade it.
      They really never attack anyone until some did on them
      Japan is best ❤

    • @therishav4250
      @therishav4250 Рік тому +42

      @@shoyo_Ishida That's not what Japan's history says 😅

    • @shoyo_Ishida
      @shoyo_Ishida Рік тому +16

      @@therishav4250 Yes!!I am talking about present

    • @mikuhatsune8121
      @mikuhatsune8121 10 місяців тому

      ​@@shoyo_Ishidain your dream stop crying 1 year old kid weaboo is salty 😁

    • @SlippinJimmy09
      @SlippinJimmy09 10 місяців тому +4

      @@shoyo_IshidaJapanese Empire 👀

  • @yusoffabdullah9212
    @yusoffabdullah9212 Рік тому +1076

    Everybody gangsta until ethopia comes out with HOOOG RIDAAA

  • @kingsweetywren9292
    @kingsweetywren9292 Рік тому +1430

    Switzerland and Afghanistan joined the chat...

  • @besause
    @besause 9 місяців тому +72

    It's easy to invade Russia, but it's impossible to get out alive😅

    • @koocoocroc1235
      @koocoocroc1235 6 місяців тому

      Nah bro nato would shit on russia and china

    • @rumaxx_6038
      @rumaxx_6038 5 місяців тому +2

      Already did it mate

  • @Meow101_45
    @Meow101_45 Рік тому +700

    New Zealand not even being on maps: 🍷🗿

    • @taternater7495
      @taternater7495 Рік тому +17

      🗿

    • @GLOBE_TALKS
      @GLOBE_TALKS Рік тому +61

      As a Indian i rate New Zealand as a chad 🗿

    • @HaydenLeDingo
      @HaydenLeDingo Рік тому +5

      Why did i laughed at that?

    • @laars2233
      @laars2233 Рік тому +7

      ​@@GLOBE_TALKS what does that have to do with your indian nationality?

    • @Mrjoker5297
      @Mrjoker5297 Рік тому +36

      ​@@laars2233 obviously u don't know anything about cricket 🤦

  • @JustWendigo
    @JustWendigo Рік тому +566

    Russia:I am weak
    Russia when winter comes:“UNLIMITED POWAAAA“

    • @tabibchy8005
      @tabibchy8005 Рік тому +30

      Finland: hold my beer

    • @гогованесса
      @гогованесса Рік тому +32

      bro called the second military weak

    • @JustWendigo
      @JustWendigo Рік тому +8

      @@гогованесса
      1610:ingria war
      1740:Austrian war of succession
      1853:Crimean war
      1904-Russo-Japanese war
      1918:treaty of Brest litovsk-Russian loss
      1918:Baltic wars of independence
      1919:polish Soviet war
      1942:Nazi Germanys greatest extent
      1939:Soviet Union got humiliated by Finland
      1979-afghan war
      2023:ukraine war-they are getting humiliated
      Edit:also a few Napoleonic coalitions and some stuff against the Turks and mongols

    • @ghgggx
      @ghgggx Рік тому +14

      ​@@JustWendigo oh, how i love, what u all always haves ur "motivate" weapon - Ukraine 😂

    • @j0y561
      @j0y561 Рік тому

      @@tabibchy8005 vodka**

  • @twiplecwin9696
    @twiplecwin9696 Рік тому +352

    Hardest country to invade Germany(1938)
    Reason: some dude failed art school.

    • @suspended2650
      @suspended2650 Рік тому +5

      💀💀✋🏻

    • @merveix
      @merveix Рік тому +6

      Stop & start using your brain
      Germany had a strong military
      Not anymore

    • @twiplecwin9696
      @twiplecwin9696 Рік тому +16

      @@merveix bruh I put germany 1938 not germany 2023💀💀💀 u can see it's not edited

    • @merveix
      @merveix Рік тому +2

      @@twiplecwin9696 we are talking about today tho

    • @twiplecwin9696
      @twiplecwin9696 Рік тому +8

      @@merveix stop and start using your brain
      I was talking about germany in 1938 not today💀💀💀

  • @Epicsaudi
    @Epicsaudi 10 місяців тому +184

    Afghanistan where literally everyone has at least 5 weapons:💀
    Edit: I don't check up on the comments for only 3 weeks and this is what I come back to💀

    • @TrollgeMultiversalCollision
      @TrollgeMultiversalCollision 9 місяців тому +16

      finaly someone talks about that and also its known as the graveyard of empires

    • @nicketchart7153
      @nicketchart7153 9 місяців тому +4

      Those are rookie numbers compared to the states

    • @springer124
      @springer124 9 місяців тому +9

      @@nicketchart7153it’s not cause of their military it’s cause their geography, they got invaded so much yet always came out as winner

    • @yashyadav7939
      @yashyadav7939 9 місяців тому +13

      Mauryan ​Empire says hi 👋🏻 @@TrollgeMultiversalCollision

    • @ThatOneRussianTank
      @ThatOneRussianTank 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@springer124and military too. They intelligently used the terrain to their advantage. That is true strategy right there.

  • @Dino-yy9lr
    @Dino-yy9lr Рік тому +288

    Me chilling with my spiders in Australia 🇦🇺

    • @Marcus8201
      @Marcus8201 Рік тому +4

      Same

    • @volo1826
      @volo1826 Рік тому +11

      Don't downplay the emu army. They are a force to be reckoned with.

    • @YashSharma-qc9bq
      @YashSharma-qc9bq Рік тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pythonsr71
      @Pythonsr71 Рік тому +2

      Not spider, frogs😝😝 . Frogs in toilet

    • @TrxzProduction
      @TrxzProduction Рік тому +2

      We will get the sheep to deal with them

  • @microbeats509
    @microbeats509 Рік тому +454

    Vietnam: *Hold my talking trees*

    • @SnakePliskin69
      @SnakePliskin69 Рік тому +14

      If you're over 25 and own a computer this game is a must have
      - Wise Mystical Tree

    • @normaaliihminen722
      @normaaliihminen722 Рік тому +8

      USA had every arsenal at its disposal and they were winning. However they lost in home front. Meaning they lost morale to continue their fight because political pressure. Had this been nonissue they would have won in long run, statistics were at their side.

    • @OhioSkibid1
      @OhioSkibid1 Рік тому +15

      @@normaaliihminen722gay men kissing

    • @unendingdoom7736
      @unendingdoom7736 Рік тому +4

      ​@@OhioSkibid1 in hell

    • @f-16viper99
      @f-16viper99 Рік тому +15

      ​@@normaaliihminen722does it change the fact that usa lost despite our equipments being far superior and in bigger numbers? nah

  • @SeekersOfHistory
    @SeekersOfHistory Рік тому +345

    Germany
    - Reject a guy from art school

    • @DuolingoWrath
      @DuolingoWrath 10 місяців тому +13

      Bro he's Austrian.

    • @ritapan1300
      @ritapan1300 9 місяців тому +5

      Dude, Hitler was different. Not any Austrian painter can do that 😑😑

    • @DuolingoWrath
      @DuolingoWrath 9 місяців тому

      @@ritapan1300 Incest.

    • @Hrtiasia
      @Hrtiasia 9 місяців тому +13

      Austria: create a painter
      Germany: use it to start ww2

    • @Jaquavious_the_3rd
      @Jaquavious_the_3rd 9 місяців тому

      ​@@DuolingoWrathbro i found u again 💀

  • @Antoniodesuseh
    @Antoniodesuseh 9 місяців тому +63

    Imagine germany tries to invade poland again and ww3 starts💀

    • @RmsOlympic1913
      @RmsOlympic1913 9 місяців тому +3

      *Third times a charm*

    • @Justc0nn
      @Justc0nn 9 місяців тому

      ​@@RmsOlympic1913that goes in order...
      3rd Reich
      3rd world war
      3rd times a charm

    • @Arcionix231
      @Arcionix231 9 місяців тому +2

      A yes a tradition

    • @Arnav0307
      @Arnav0307 6 місяців тому +2

      Imagine if Russia invaded all small territory and form a union

  • @LadaD02
    @LadaD02 Рік тому +334

    Finland:"try anything funny and the snow starts speaking artillery in finnish"

    • @myreactiontothatinformatio6344
      @myreactiontothatinformatio6344 Рік тому +11

      They gonna do 360 no scope sniping

    • @phucphangiatoan4873
      @phucphangiatoan4873 Рік тому +6

      Timoshenko: "SMELL LIKE SUKA IN HERE, BLYAT!!!"

    • @maximsid9162
      @maximsid9162 Рік тому +4

      Lol if it wasn't for the pact between Russian and Finland after their war. There would be no Finland at all

    • @dbest8083
      @dbest8083 Рік тому +1

      *Play of the Game*
      _By: Xx_SnowEater_xX_

    • @Heker_Boi
      @Heker_Boi Рік тому +1

      Oh no The white death is comming back

  • @universpro7741
    @universpro7741 Рік тому +319

    India is hard because you would run-out of bullets with all the people running to you

  • @nonplus-pixel2011
    @nonplus-pixel2011 Рік тому +315

    Meanwhile Switzerland : oh boy new episodes

    • @isaacgeorge7034
      @isaacgeorge7034 Рік тому +12

      Israel: I was a delete episode because they hated me

    • @be.aggressive
      @be.aggressive Рік тому +1

      ​@@isaacgeorge7034if America wants, they can invade Israel easily actually

    • @baysmarc9382
      @baysmarc9382 Рік тому

      has a swiss boy i agree we f... All of them for this top xd

    • @officiallykpopped
      @officiallykpopped Рік тому +1

      any country would fuck up switzerland if they really wanted to. dont get it twisted 😜😜

    • @MrAmulyamishra
      @MrAmulyamishra Рік тому

      @@be.aggressiveThen Israel will get help from Russia and India.

  • @CATFISH075
    @CATFISH075 10 місяців тому +54

    Germany:
    Nah! We just need to reject someone from austrian* art school🗿
    *I actually edit it

    • @Jaquavious_the_3rd
      @Jaquavious_the_3rd 9 місяців тому

      They get a squad bonus for that 😂

    • @Mimi-fh3cs
      @Mimi-fh3cs 9 місяців тому

      Hitler was Austrian

    • @CATFISH075
      @CATFISH075 9 місяців тому

      @@Mimi-fh3cs I was realize it... I will edit it.😅

  • @Jabullz
    @Jabullz Рік тому +303

    Canada - The United States' neighbors
    All that's really needed.

    • @volo1826
      @volo1826 Рік тому +20

      Canada's like our much loved little brother. Aint no one picking on you without us stepping in yo settle it.

    • @PvtPyle-tj6xx
      @PvtPyle-tj6xx Рік тому +16

      absolutely man we love ya moose riding maple syrup drinking bastards lol best regards from Missouri 🇺🇸🇨🇦

    • @lilbrothaaa
      @lilbrothaaa Рік тому +8

      Germany has Poland, Switzerland and Denmark as neighbors. Noone passes through these badasses!

    • @cashapppros3208
      @cashapppros3208 Рік тому +1

      @@lilbrothaaa 💀

    • @greatness260
      @greatness260 Рік тому +1

      @@lilbrothaaapffft you’re delusional 😂

  • @bro-ro2og
    @bro-ro2og Рік тому +575

    i loved how he gave different legendary music to different countries

  • @australianmasterchief
    @australianmasterchief Рік тому +206

    Australia laughing it's head off while attaching a machine gun to an emu:

    • @arnetobiassen2539
      @arnetobiassen2539 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂👍

    • @franklinblunt69
      @franklinblunt69 Рік тому +2

      Oz's outback wildlife is a military component ... best defense.

    • @frozenking3500
      @frozenking3500 Рік тому +2

      yup the country lost to Emu

    • @australianmasterchief
      @australianmasterchief Рік тому +7

      @@frozenking3500 ok *cracks fingers* it wasn't a real war, two guys in the 30s went into a field with 1 LMG each with a couple thousand rounds and tried killing a flock of emus that were killing their crops, the emus took more that 10 shots to kill and we're really fast so the two guys just gave up, so yeh, IT WASNT A WAR!

    • @frozenking3500
      @frozenking3500 Рік тому

      @@australianmasterchief Bruh Cool down it was just a Joke bruh . Like every commonsense men knows it isn't a war

  • @nathanplayz437
    @nathanplayz437 10 місяців тому +40

    Switzerland is pretty tough to invade too.

    • @MMAGurusMom-zm3tn
      @MMAGurusMom-zm3tn 9 місяців тому +4

      When napoleon did it we got clapped a bunch of times. The military is well aware that the low ground (30% of the area with 95% of the population) could not be defended for a very long time and would have to be relinquished after all the bridges are blown up. Then they would defend the mountains, which they could probably do for centuries

    • @sarahmisky7092
      @sarahmisky7092 9 місяців тому +1

      New Zealand:
      -Island Nation
      -Very far from others
      -Apart of NATO and allied with Australia
      -67th strongest military
      -Hard geography
      -Separated country

    • @MMAGurusMom-zm3tn
      @MMAGurusMom-zm3tn 9 місяців тому

      @@sarahmisky7092 you're forgetting the most important factor. New Zealand is world #14 in food self sufficiency. So even blocking off sea and air shipments would not crumble them

    • @nikobellic-k7x
      @nikobellic-k7x 6 місяців тому

      ​@@sarahmisky7092 You Don't Wanna Be Afraid Of Any Wars Or Any Thing Else Sister 😂❤
      stay Blessed With Your Tiny Land 😇 ❤

  • @cloveranimations2644
    @cloveranimations2644 Рік тому +183

    *Switzerland laughing in the distance with insane geography*

    • @matabane2580
      @matabane2580 Рік тому +7

      Switzerland marines laughing in the back

    • @cloveranimations2644
      @cloveranimations2644 Рік тому

      @@matabane2580 💀💀💀💀

    • @matabane2580
      @matabane2580 Рік тому +3

      @@cloveranimations2644 Their marines isn't bad but like : Where the fuck do you put the ships

    • @nonexistentcomedychannel5136
      @nonexistentcomedychannel5136 Рік тому +2

      @@matabane2580 lakes

    • @i.e.r2969
      @i.e.r2969 Рік тому

      ​@@cloveranimations2644 Antarctica laughing in -100 degree weather

  • @maxamillion5355
    @maxamillion5355 Рік тому +347

    I underestimated how mainstream these edits have become

    • @Edithmedjdoub
      @Edithmedjdoub Рік тому +2

      me too man, me too

    • @-SteampunkTraveler-
      @-SteampunkTraveler- Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @NOU-iw3gb
      @NOU-iw3gb Рік тому +3

      Just two years ago they were nowhere and now...

    • @anonymousrandom1664
      @anonymousrandom1664 Рік тому +2

      Fr, some of them are especially cringe too, like when the phonk music comes in, or there's that one smiling troll face at the bottom of the screen

    • @weomxd
      @weomxd Рік тому +2

      ​@@anonymousrandom1664 ikr, everything that gets popular just goes to shit

  • @walczyc9572
    @walczyc9572 Рік тому +826

    "Most tanks"
    Ukraine: let me fix that

    • @sharker-961
      @sharker-961 Рік тому +79

      Russias spetsnaz would destroy Ukraine

    • @bad_edits_wont_be_tolerated
      @bad_edits_wont_be_tolerated Рік тому +10

      ​@@sharker-961 too bad Ukraine pushing back Russian troops and Ukraine was 1 of the weakest country's and there still pushing back the 2nd strongest strongest nation on the world and it has also proven the methods of the USA are very effective due to bcs the USA sends tons of info about Russians locations and Russian military weapons and they fight like it is 1940 which causes many loses and they also have low troop marole which proves to be lethal so the only way Russians can win is either nuking Ukraine to high heaven, China joining the chat, pulls back comes up with better plans, or fight with heavy losses, comes up with better technology. So, in conclusion Russians are powerful yes. But, are very unwise when it goes to strategies which Ukraine has bcs of USA HELP OF ARMS

    • @Andrew_Li_O
      @Andrew_Li_O Рік тому +230

      @@sharker-961 in dreams. If it only hadn't been killed 9 months ago

    • @Dragolol
      @Dragolol Рік тому +215

      @@CORBERUSS Russia:I'm 2nd Strongest Army in the world
      Ukraine:Wake up to reality

    • @grosnyVonBwelhelm
      @grosnyVonBwelhelm Рік тому +81

      @@Dragolol remember bro American vs Vietnam?☠️

  • @spongefella7360
    @spongefella7360 8 місяців тому +8

    Meanwhile aliens in movies only invading USA:😅

  • @sketchye5943
    @sketchye5943 Рік тому +170

    Finally one where they say the reasons it is hard to invade

    • @masonirwin1057
      @masonirwin1057 Рік тому

      But the reason are horrible, Japan would be easy, it’s a Long Island, that is incredibly easy to invade, the UK, they have nukes, what are they gonna do, nuke themselves

    • @bugmuncher6420
      @bugmuncher6420 Рік тому +6

      I love how the USA part forgot to mention almost all civilians have guns. That's the equivalent of a 2nd military.

    • @masonirwin1057
      @masonirwin1057 Рік тому

      @@bugmuncher6420 yeah but a country that most likely isn’t willing to use them

    • @nhandinh7404
      @nhandinh7404 Рік тому

      @@masonirwin1057 trust me Texas alone is enough to hold off any enemy

    • @masonirwin1057
      @masonirwin1057 Рік тому

      @@nhandinh7404 yeah well Texas can’t spread over the whole country. And I’m pretty sure an ICBM could take on Texas pretty easily

  • @Abandoned-763
    @Abandoned-763 Рік тому +233

    *Penguin Empire 🐧 left The Chat*

  • @lordFrog222
    @lordFrog222 9 місяців тому +16

    Japan would probably be hardest to invade (in my opinion) because it’s an island nation, it has many environments that would be suitable for guerrilla warfare and it has an agreement with the USA that says if Japan is attacked, the USA will protect them and provide military assistance and supplies.

    • @YRGamer907
      @YRGamer907 8 місяців тому

      True but INVADING USA AND RUSSIA DON’T RHINK ABOUT IT💀💀💀👌

    • @andrewcarlson5573
      @andrewcarlson5573 8 місяців тому +1

      Nah, USA would be, because Japan would help back, and we have the strongest navies and Air Forces, so no one would even get to us

  • @resubidorprofesionaldetiktok
    @resubidorprofesionaldetiktok Рік тому +294

    Switzerland: am i a joke for you?

    • @SilverChariot3
      @SilverChariot3 Рік тому +14

      Napoleon:Im joke for you?

    • @shanjitkumar108
      @shanjitkumar108 Рік тому +23

      Yes

    • @fewik8567
      @fewik8567 Рік тому +1

      Switzerlands military is virtually non existent, they built tunnels to hide in the event of an attack, there's literally 1000s of miles of tunnel with running water and food storage all over the country.

    • @LaLaSadiistiic
      @LaLaSadiistiic Рік тому +6

      Switzerland might have been a problem back in the day but with the Air Force the way it is in technology the way it is mountains being in the way isn't really a problem

    • @smiglo112
      @smiglo112 Рік тому +28

      @@LaLaSadiistiic Air Force is worth shit if you can't put people on the ground though and that's going to be a fucking pain in Switzerland due to a variety of reasons including but not limited to difficult terrain, the fact that Switzerland has mandatory military service and once you finish your service you get to buy your service rifle and keep it at home, you just need to get ammo from a nearby military base meaning that the Swiss can quickly arm tens of thousands of already trained civilians and put them into service, and of course the fact that the Swiss have a plan to demolish quite a lot of their own infrastructure just in case they need to deny its use to the enemy. And I dare you to try moving heavy equipment through heavily forested area in the middle of a mountain range that goes up thousands of meters above the sea level without having access to the railways because someone blew up the only bridge leading into the area.
      In other words, even with modern tech, conquering Switzerland would be quite a pain in the ass even for someone like the US while countries like Russia would fail miserably.

  • @grass846
    @grass846 Рік тому +283

    Afganistan:
    -extreme hot
    -mountain
    Vietnam:
    -Jungle

    • @madsciontist_9470
      @madsciontist_9470 Рік тому +14

      Well America and the USSR invaded Afghanistan.. and America invaded Vietnam.

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 Рік тому

      @Napoleon editzz China attacked Vietnam but was pressured by the ussr to stop because China wanted to puppet/annex Vietnam

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 Рік тому +11

      @@madsciontist_9470 China invaded Vietnam but was pressured by ussr to stop

    • @Shaydanwase
      @Shaydanwase Рік тому +2

      ​@@madsciontist_9470 what was the benefit 😂

    • @madsciontist_9470
      @madsciontist_9470 Рік тому +5

      @Napoleon editzz politically the Vietnam War was a failure, if we are talking about kills, the Vietnam War was a win.

  • @nitheesh.v8079
    @nitheesh.v8079 Рік тому +323

    This is how UA-cam works . Making huge discussion over something that doesn't even makes sense sometimes

    • @leeksteam
      @leeksteam Рік тому

      What?

    • @SaSaTheCarKing
      @SaSaTheCarKing Рік тому

      Ik like Canada America could’ve invaded it but didn’t

    • @iancorder6133
      @iancorder6133 Рік тому +5

      @@SaSaTheCarKing We actually did try at least 2 times but they both ended in failure.

    • @IIIIIIDC
      @IIIIIIDC Рік тому +2

      UA-cam short is cancer as tiktok

    • @Rip_Stepbro
      @Rip_Stepbro Рік тому

      Then why you on it

  • @preximux
    @preximux 9 місяців тому +34

    🇺🇸x🇮🇳x🇷🇺= Deadly combo

    • @zyphere2574
      @zyphere2574 9 місяців тому +5

      Do u want china then😂​@G4O0

    • @nonestand9273
      @nonestand9273 9 місяців тому

      Lol , in a parallel universe

    • @NicolasCermak
      @NicolasCermak 9 місяців тому +1

      world domination

    • @Krlmax
      @Krlmax 9 місяців тому +1

      No one will ever be able to win again😂

    • @Justc0nn
      @Justc0nn 9 місяців тому +1

      🇮🇳🇷🇺🇺🇲🇨🇳🇷🇸🇻🇳

  • @Sandip6521
    @Sandip6521 Рік тому +140

    India is unique nation !! India maintained deep relation with both Russia and America 😁😁

    • @keertianand3461
      @keertianand3461 Рік тому +1

      Yeah being good allies with countries who hate each other is impressive

    • @AbdulKarim-lu8zw
      @AbdulKarim-lu8zw Рік тому +4

      yeah we know, jai pakistan💪

    • @mrglenz.
      @mrglenz. Рік тому +64

      ​@@AbdulKarim-lu8zw bhai 'jai' word ek hindi word hai toh jai Pakistan nahi hosakta
      Jai hind hota hai

    • @eyepatchghoul8397
      @eyepatchghoul8397 Рік тому +42

      ​@@AbdulKarim-lu8zw bro really used "jai" for a country like porkistan

    • @enmasenpai38
      @enmasenpai38 Рік тому

      ​@Prithviraj Shinde no .
      Continues to hate terrorist Pakistan

  • @Zion_Life
    @Zion_Life Рік тому +137

    I love how “major US ally” is a reason why it’s hard to beat a country 💀

    • @anyrandom23
      @anyrandom23 Рік тому +14

      its true 💀

    • @LukeGeography
      @LukeGeography Рік тому +13

      That's just how strong us is

    • @JoshContra
      @JoshContra Рік тому +9

      It’s cause the US is strong bro. It’s the facts

    • @OceanicPalette
      @OceanicPalette Рік тому +1

      And the US is seemed to weaken since the last 50 years, wtf even happened

    • @Zion_Life
      @Zion_Life Рік тому +3

      @@OceanicPalette the culture has weakened, by military technology and nuclear warheads kinda help keep the power. Also helps that it’s a governemnt that relies on more than just the president to lead the country.

  • @MonkeSquid69
    @MonkeSquid69 Рік тому +131

    My man just listed all the major countries 💀

    • @Beetlejooce01
      @Beetlejooce01 Рік тому +2

      Atleast add a Switzerland here and there

    • @MonkeSquid69
      @MonkeSquid69 Рік тому +2

      @@Beetlejooce01 it’s just cuz they have mountains it doesn’t mean they are hard to invade
      They can’t be invaded cuz their neutral

    • @avvipavvi
      @avvipavvi Рік тому +7

      ​@@MonkeSquid69germany tried to invade them for years, but it never worked, and just because you're neutral doesnt mean you cant be invaded, ukraine was neutral but i think you know what happened to them

    • @BabyGreenToe
      @BabyGreenToe Рік тому

      @Harambe E battle of Britain.

    • @Chris-vm2uu
      @Chris-vm2uu Рік тому +1

      Bro, flat out dissapointing. Where are the nice underdogs? The comedic sidekick? Albania has bunker, Israel is boosted by the meta right now and Switzerland is goated
      (+ surrounded by the EU)

  • @MdOsmanGoni2007
    @MdOsmanGoni2007 10 місяців тому +6

    Iran in the corner : Are you serious?

    • @Suck_Gamer
      @Suck_Gamer 9 місяців тому

      Yes

    • @Suck_Gamer
      @Suck_Gamer 9 місяців тому +1

      Mongols , afghans romans,Greeks,ruesia almost,

  • @batulskqureshi482
    @batulskqureshi482 Рік тому +141

    Afganistan landlocked country left the chat

    • @rudrapal5298
      @rudrapal5298 Рік тому +6

      Vietnam enter's the chat-

    • @OrigDreamzilla
      @OrigDreamzilla Рік тому +1

      Thats in part 3

    • @RiyoImthe1
      @RiyoImthe1 Рік тому +1

      he cant do every country in 60 seconds stop commenting these pointless comments

    • @CrazPol
      @CrazPol 11 місяців тому

      ​@@rudrapal5298 Ukraine join the chat

    • @samzamanijam
      @samzamanijam 10 місяців тому +1

      Nah man 😂

  • @TheFnafster
    @TheFnafster Рік тому +186

    Australia: *has left the chat*

    • @Retard244
      @Retard244 Рік тому +17

      I don’t have high hopes for the country that lost to birds (joke)

    • @akaleon4696
      @akaleon4696 Рік тому +5

      Power of spider

    • @ironicallyaadi
      @ironicallyaadi Рік тому +2

      @@Retard244 the people there are enough

    • @foxyccc1316
      @foxyccc1316 Рік тому

      There a ghost you can't invade.

    • @jasongombos3492
      @jasongombos3492 Рік тому +2

      ​@@ironicallyaadi yeah, we got islanders and eshays to support the war 💀💀

  • @e_e_e_e_H
    @e_e_e_e_H Рік тому +833

    India then= easy to invade😐
    India now=impossible to invade😏👏

    • @ubiquitous866
      @ubiquitous866 Рік тому +1

      It's not hard to invade if you remove the nukes part, since almost all of india's neighbors hate india

    • @Chunkylover.
      @Chunkylover. Рік тому +110

      Australia is a lot harder to invade than India actually because of it's geography even if it has a smaller military.

    • @debangansamanta
      @debangansamanta Рік тому +4

      @@Chunkylover. Can u send explain how?

    • @devaroraa
      @devaroraa Рік тому +7

      ​@AXE no what?

    • @e_e_e_e_H
      @e_e_e_e_H Рік тому +10

      @@Chunkylover. Yeah for sure... But india also

  • @elyeskihal8389
    @elyeskihal8389 9 місяців тому +10

    Bro the Chinese soldiers turning their heads is mesmerising

    • @reusee7293
      @reusee7293 9 місяців тому

      thats not even mesmerising lol and unique country have unique style to do😼

    • @I_exterminate_therians
      @I_exterminate_therians 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@reusee7293they are talking abt how sync they are

    • @reusee7293
      @reusee7293 9 місяців тому

      @@I_exterminate_therians I see but ur english isn't gud to make me understand ur sentence💀

    • @I_exterminate_therians
      @I_exterminate_therians 9 місяців тому +3

      @@reusee7293 You don't know what "Sync" MEANS HAHAHAHAHAHAH😂😂🤣🤣

    • @elyeskihal8389
      @elyeskihal8389 8 місяців тому +2

      @@reusee7293 bro doesn't know what sync means 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MoonDropDropMoon
    @MoonDropDropMoon Рік тому +56

    America: Wdym im 3rd biggest country
    China:🇨🇳⚔️🇺🇸

    • @letter_e
      @letter_e 11 місяців тому

      Canada.

    • @mafuswagg
      @mafuswagg 10 місяців тому +1

      @@letter_e is second

    • @SlippinJimmy09
      @SlippinJimmy09 10 місяців тому +1

      @@letter_eANNEX CANADA RAAAAAAH 🦅💥🦅💥

    • @JesseNielsen-z6g
      @JesseNielsen-z6g 9 місяців тому

      America is the hardest

    • @reusee7293
      @reusee7293 9 місяців тому

      ​@@JesseNielsen-z6gChina is unbeatable🔥

  • @CH40s140
    @CH40s140 Рік тому +56

    **Switzerland with their bunkers, cannons, mountains and roads with bombs, and their fridges full of cash:** I’m not even here, I’m just an illusion.

    • @The_PootisNarrator
      @The_PootisNarrator Рік тому +2

      Don’t expose us even more towards the kids 😂😂

    • @Oogadyman
      @Oogadyman Рік тому +1

      Ya I would have thought that Switzerland was the first one they are also protected by mountains

    • @charlesmorey4298
      @charlesmorey4298 Рік тому

      I was thinking about Switzerland. It's similar to Canada, in a way, where it's not worth invading. That's not to say neither are useless, but they are either so far removed from everything else with a really strong friend nearby and an ocean in the way, or they are sitting in bunkers alone.

  • @Nr59_Jaegerkeks
    @Nr59_Jaegerkeks Рік тому +69

    Germany being in the middle of Nato: well I dont have to do anything for my defense

    • @peteschupp4545
      @peteschupp4545 Рік тому

      „And I took that literally“

    • @FireFlanker1
      @FireFlanker1 Рік тому

      That was the point... NATO was designed around not just keeping Russia in check but to keep Germany within check too given their ww2 history

  • @TMMGoatChad
    @TMMGoatChad 10 місяців тому +13

    Switzerland: 🍷🗿

  • @GB-fg5nf
    @GB-fg5nf Рік тому +46

    Everybody gangsta till mfs try invaiding brazil 💀💀

    • @yessure5792
      @yessure5792 Рік тому

      LMAO

    • @LFC-Fan-66
      @LFC-Fan-66 Рік тому +4

      US soldiers: *enters Brazil*
      Meanwhile Brazilians: *Attacks with the whole jungle*

    • @theonlyMoancore
      @theonlyMoancore Рік тому

      They'd have to fight Brazilian citizens like Cthulhu and Abaddon

    • @PaintTheMap009
      @PaintTheMap009 Рік тому +5

      Anyone who has traveled deep into the Internet doesn't need to visit Brazil to know of the inhumanities you speak of

    • @luccas_gamer1223
      @luccas_gamer1223 Рік тому +1

      @@PaintTheMap009 thank you

  • @Void_SSneaky
    @Void_SSneaky Рік тому +214

    I like how there are a norwegian soldier at the front just standing there.

    • @zavierong888
      @zavierong888 Рік тому +1

      *Ukrainian

    • @mr_spongebob-_-
      @mr_spongebob-_- Рік тому +12

      @@zavierong888 No its Norwegian armed forces patrolling iceland during a NATO Training

    • @cookecountryballs7196
      @cookecountryballs7196 Рік тому +10

      @@zavierong888 I have never seen a Ukrainian soldier looking like that

    • @vowl.7576
      @vowl.7576 Рік тому +7

      @@zavierong888 🇺🇦🤡 💪🇷🇺

    • @Nothing-here-anymore
      @Nothing-here-anymore Рік тому

      @@zavierong888 Since everyone it's replying to your Wrong

  • @theredspy3579
    @theredspy3579 Рік тому +302

    ***Finland laughing in the snow while funni sniper starts dropping soldiers.***
    Edit: Nobody can take a joke anymore *WHEEZE*

    • @MrMosby-hy3te
      @MrMosby-hy3te Рік тому

      USA….laughing dropping hell from the sky on anybody trying to hide!

    • @takanoah
      @takanoah Рік тому +19

      sniper be laughing until those armies come out with tanks and 10k soldiers or more

    • @theredspy3579
      @theredspy3579 Рік тому +10

      @@takanoah "Welp, better hand him the anti tank rifle!"

    • @takanoah
      @takanoah Рік тому +10

      @@theredspy3579 “oh shit hes fucking dead nvm”

    • @ImaFoish
      @ImaFoish Рік тому +1

      ​@@takanoah yo free 50cal sniper

  • @itsme-od2mu
    @itsme-od2mu 9 місяців тому +2

    Afghanistan: Are you sure about that?

  • @MikeOxhard69420
    @MikeOxhard69420 Рік тому +111

    Island nations may be hard to invade but they’re easy to defeat, a simple blockade will crumble any island nation

    • @akshaybhardwaj1505
      @akshaybhardwaj1505 Рік тому +3

      Yeah just block there economy chain and don't let any resources go in and out.

    • @hannahdyson7129
      @hannahdyson7129 Рік тому +1

      Doesn't mean you take it alive

    • @tommyg6573
      @tommyg6573 Рік тому +17

      This might be true for an island nation with a weak navy

    • @user-fi8sp4dp3u
      @user-fi8sp4dp3u Рік тому +4

      Not when they span 2 oceans, have one of the best trained militaries and have more allies than they can count

    • @kulot-ki1tu
      @kulot-ki1tu Рік тому +4

      yeah it's a real shame that most island nations have had extremely prestigious naval careers and traditions that would kick the ever living ass of any amphibious invasions

  • @aster2790
    @aster2790 Рік тому +215

    The fact that russia is just "is big, a lot if nukes" i love it

    • @johndick144
      @johndick144 Рік тому

      nazi germany didn't say the same

    • @beepgeeptops8826
      @beepgeeptops8826 Рік тому +6

      bro just ignored 2nd strongest army and most tanks

    • @clemensschmidt9416
      @clemensschmidt9416 Рік тому +4

      And 2nd strongest army, most tanks, best artillery

    • @АртурМатюшин-д5щ
      @АртурМатюшин-д5щ Рік тому

      Do you know what Siberia is? Typical American, who don't know geography => fuck off

    • @aster2790
      @aster2790 Рік тому

      @@clemensschmidt9416 yeah, is big, a lot of nukes, that's literally what I said

  • @arthursoul213
    @arthursoul213 Рік тому +41

    Invade Brasil is like entering a forest and the trees have a Glock

  • @OfficialMysterysMM2
    @OfficialMysterysMM2 9 місяців тому

    “Bro the new bombs are overpowered, America are already using them”

  • @justgaming1891
    @justgaming1891 Рік тому +74

    Nepal:*bling chilling bros*

    • @demonFF996
      @demonFF996 Рік тому +1

      @@Rambow00 yo Nepali honi🇳🇵

    • @seventhuser904
      @seventhuser904 Рік тому +7

      Protection and Military Treaty with India. Same with Bhutan. 🇳🇵🇮🇳🇧🇹

    • @maideewana5699
      @maideewana5699 Рік тому +5

      Nepal and Bhutan might not be part of India but the feeling of brotherhood remains, also a military treaty does too. We good😌

    • @justgaming1891
      @justgaming1891 Рік тому +1

      @@demonFF996 honi dai

    • @dilashastha
      @dilashastha Рік тому +1

      Ay found nepali fellow

  • @MonkeMan636
    @MonkeMan636 Рік тому +63

    India : Friends w Usa and Russia
    Me : oh fu-

    • @Chunkylover.
      @Chunkylover. Рік тому

      India just cut off dollar recently. And eventually, it'll cut it's relations with toxic Us.

    • @arnav5844
      @arnav5844 Рік тому +22

      Also the country itself is the 4th strongest and is friends with the 1st and 2nd strongest nations

    • @agentastor1269
      @agentastor1269 Рік тому +10

      @@arnav5844 thats just op af

    • @arnav5844
      @arnav5844 Рік тому +6

      @@SoldierXD I agree with that but not with the whole statement i agree that usa only works for their own good but Russia isn't being profited in supporting India in any means rather it is going against his own allies like china

    • @MonkeMan636
      @MonkeMan636 Рік тому +1

      @@SoldierXD nobody cares about each other they just have an alliance

  • @indiantiger4595
    @indiantiger4595 Рік тому +169

    Top Hardest Countries to Invade According To me:
    1: 🇺🇲 Freedom ( Strongest Military, Biggest GDP, 2nd GDP PPP, 3rd most Populated, 3rd biggest and Nuclear Triad)
    2: 🇷🇺 Vodka ( 2nd Strongest Military, 8th largest GDP, 7th largest GDP PPP, Biggest Country and Nuclear Triad)
    3: 🇨🇳 Social Credit ( 3rd strongest Military, 2nd biggest GDP, Biggest GDP PPP, 4th largest Country and Nuclear Triad)
    4: 🇮🇳 Your Tech Support ( 4th strongest Military, 5th biggest GDP, 3rd biggest GDP PPP, 7th largest Country and Nuclear Triad)
    5: 🇬🇧 Tea Robbers ( 5th strongest Military, 6th biggest GDP, 8th biggest GDP PPP, Part of Nato and Nuclear Power)
    6: 🇦🇫 Yo! No Bit*he's ( Why Not?) 🗿
    7: 🇫🇷 Paris (9th strongest Military, 7th biggest GDP, 9th biggest GDP PPP, Part of Nato and Nuclear Power)

    • @SYD_EA
      @SYD_EA Рік тому +24

      🇦🇫 why is this so accurate🤣🤣

    • @susmitadutta1029
      @susmitadutta1029 Рік тому +6

      Lol this is the best comment in this video.

    • @KiraIvalon862
      @KiraIvalon862 Рік тому +14

      You just called my countries Vodka and social credit 😂

    • @ABHISHEKchoudhary-sanatani
      @ABHISHEKchoudhary-sanatani Рік тому +14

      Tech support 💀... seriously bro??

    • @susmitadutta1029
      @susmitadutta1029 Рік тому +8

      @@KiraIvalon862 you are from chussia?(china+russia)

  • @mohamedalmansoori8743
    @mohamedalmansoori8743 10 місяців тому +8

    Ain’t no way they forgot North Korea 💀💀💀💀

    • @MeenaKumari-bb9rt
      @MeenaKumari-bb9rt 9 місяців тому

      💀

    • @aniketgupta4407
      @aniketgupta4407 6 місяців тому

      @@MeenaKumari-bb9rtnorth korea is not that powerful.. they pretend that they are powerful

  • @josiahscarrmusic6750
    @josiahscarrmusic6750 Рік тому +97

    I am British and yes I am proud of the fact this is probably true about the UK.... But I think the USA would be the worst nightmare ever, patriot culture and gun culture just seem to be the best national defense system I believe that exists

    • @ragingcamper3967
      @ragingcamper3967 Рік тому +5

      It seems that their patriot and gun culture is coming to an end my friend

    • @MB-em9ek
      @MB-em9ek Рік тому +1

      That's why enemies of the USA are using immigration, race mixing, mental degeneracy (cancel culture) to make the country crumble to ashes. However that's a very long process.

    • @o_sch
      @o_sch Рік тому

      @@ragingcamper3967 you would only think that if the only news you saw was leftist american media, if you actually live in america you would see gun culture is going NOWHERE

    • @ragingcamper3967
      @ragingcamper3967 Рік тому

      @@o_sch I hope so brother . Its the only think keeping USA safe from leftist degeneracy

    • @trymefool2257
      @trymefool2257 Рік тому +13

      ​@@ragingcamper3967 I doubt it

  • @fireemblemwasamistake6182
    @fireemblemwasamistake6182 Рік тому +234

    >Russia
    >Strong military
    Ukraine has entered the chat

    • @MrSkull-qe7tb
      @MrSkull-qe7tb Рік тому +9

      Say goodbye to all those tanks

    • @shalapay5712
      @shalapay5712 Рік тому

      Ukraine does not even have its own military. All they have left is Soviet shit that they are scraped from all over the world. The economy of Ukraine has collapsed for a long time, the salaries of soldiers are either not paid at all or they are paid at the expense of handouts. If at the beginning of this war Russia did not try to get by with little blood and did not rely on the fact that people would lay down their arms and not fight, but would immediately fight at full power, then there would be nothing left of Ukraine in a matter of days

    • @akshatv3539
      @akshatv3539 Рік тому +72

      Russia not using even 50% of their force. 💀💀💀.
      It's like Madara Uchiha using perfect susaano on 5 kage.
      Russia didn't preferred destruction of Ukraine. But NATO can can compel putin to that I fear.
      The entire war has shifted from recapture to saving power installations and water supplies from Russian missiles lol. 💀💀

    • @ОлександрКожемякін-г3с
      @ОлександрКожемякін-г3с Рік тому +21

      @@akshatv3539 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @coennm
      @coennm Рік тому

      @@akshatv3539 russia literally doesnt care about actually fighting, just propaganda and bombing civilians

  • @mystichail
    @mystichail Рік тому +45

    The reason for Japan is because of so many anime characters 🗿

    • @adrianaulia4870
      @adrianaulia4870 Рік тому

      It's a good counter to capitalist american

    • @Jeesepinkman
      @Jeesepinkman Рік тому

      only one actually doing the work is Kirby the others are dying in seconds

    • @Dayoosan
      @Dayoosan Рік тому

      💀

    • @Jeesepinkman
      @Jeesepinkman Рік тому

      @Seyi (Shay) Akinnusotu fr?

    • @merveix
      @merveix Рік тому +2

      Saitama, kirby, palutena, Master hand, tabu & arceus
      Interesting

  • @ИляКНШХ
    @ИляКНШХ 8 місяців тому +1

    US: We have the largest economy!
    20 trillion: Yeah

  • @moon_of_light
    @moon_of_light Рік тому +41

    North Korea: **slowly raises the gun**

  • @danhuang8342
    @danhuang8342 Рік тому +191

    Switzerland: you know the rules and so do I ,say goodbye *kills everyone* Finally… peace

    • @vergeofpeashooters
      @vergeofpeashooters Рік тому +8

      Vatican, Australia, Ohio, and Chad: oh I don't think so

    • @nireegm2.087
      @nireegm2.087 Рік тому +1

      ​@@vergeofpeashooters Ohio ain't a country

    • @danhuang8342
      @danhuang8342 Рік тому +4

      @@vergeofpeashooters Ohio???
      You are not kidding
      Sin: Ohio is apart of USA

    • @danhuang8342
      @danhuang8342 Рік тому

      @@vergeofpeashooters also the swithzerland have power of Rick Astley

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 Рік тому +2

      @@danhuang8342 so? Vatican has pope
      Also Italy has pizza and spaghetti

  • @lord_farquaad176
    @lord_farquaad176 Рік тому +42

    me who didn’t even know Canada had a military:

  • @ta_w_si_f
    @ta_w_si_f 8 місяців тому +1

    Instructions unclear.
    Now i got 5 stars in real life before GTA VI launch.

    • @hmwndp
      @hmwndp 7 місяців тому

      5 stars before 2025?

  • @eliteempire0453
    @eliteempire0453 Рік тому +145

    If Russia ends up invading Canada, both countries would end up fighting it out in a game of ice hockey.
    Something like this actually happened (Summit Series 1972)

    • @Phoenix-yr6wg
      @Phoenix-yr6wg Рік тому +2

      Really ! Wow

    • @gummybear2253
      @gummybear2253 Рік тому

      That sounds… interesting but what if the soldiers don’t know how to ice skate it’ll be a sliding fest

    • @youtubeuser9090
      @youtubeuser9090 Рік тому +3

      I think the us should play Canada in hockey and whoever wins get a bottle of maple syrup

    • @0.copper.0
      @0.copper.0 Рік тому

      @@youtubeuser9090 bro if we win imma chug it I f🍁king LOVE maple syrup. Proud Canadian btw

    • @youtubeuser9090
      @youtubeuser9090 Рік тому +1

      @@0.copper.0 😂😂

  • @jojolyn3612
    @jojolyn3612 Рік тому +54

    Not to mention the amount of citizens that are armed in the U.S.

    • @FwCartiGamin
      @FwCartiGamin Рік тому

      Indeed everyone had guns when i visited

  • @RAVENXQ
    @RAVENXQ Рік тому +60

    I am just here vibin to the music bro 💀

  • @Heinrich_Kronen
    @Heinrich_Kronen Рік тому +148

    Russia : I have Winter ❄️🥶
    Germany: oh not again

  • @SilentMCYT
    @SilentMCYT 6 місяців тому +1

    Germany: What y’all talking about?

  • @IKh05
    @IKh05 Рік тому +153

    Antarctic:
    -Geography 💀🗺🇦🇶
    -Cold weather 🥶
    -Military is stronger than USA, Russia and China took together🗿🔫(1000000000 Penguins 🐧)
    -Population ☠️ (100000000000000000000 Penguins 🐧)

    • @lakshyagaming8247
      @lakshyagaming8247 10 місяців тому +9

      Aww my favorite army 😍

    • @Mikalinium
      @Mikalinium 10 місяців тому +5

      Based

    • @ClipsForStreamersFun
      @ClipsForStreamersFun 10 місяців тому +15

      75 million seals. Leopard seals, fierce predators, powerful jaws.
      Navy: 70,000 Orcas
      Air Force: 100 million birds

    • @aahhhhhhhhhhhhh
      @aahhhhhhhhhhhhh 10 місяців тому

      Secret weapon: 100000 year old frozen highly contagious flesh decaying virus

    • @dabbingraccoons6416
      @dabbingraccoons6416 10 місяців тому +3

      Based 🗿

  • @cheezburgurs4271
    @cheezburgurs4271 Рік тому +45

    Good thing this isn't twitter

    • @SirAU
      @SirAU Рік тому +1

      Things WERE about to get spicy.

  • @sakai2797
    @sakai2797 Рік тому +35

    Antarctica: Deploys Pengiun Tank Division

  • @ThePeanutMann
    @ThePeanutMann 9 місяців тому +4

    I like how you list the reasons instead of just saying “They’re strong, so you can’t invade those guys”

  • @graceshartrell6861
    @graceshartrell6861 Рік тому +102

    Russia is big, 2nd strongest military and has the most tanks
    Ukraine- Aye mate, guess we’re holding up pretty well.

    • @jupiter2032
      @jupiter2032 Рік тому +25

      Russia is not using all of their military yet 💀

    • @БєлічковБорис
      @БєлічковБорис Рік тому +14

      @@jupiter2032 Ukrainian media talk about 100,000 dead Russian soldiers and 5000 enemy tanks destroyed. Even if you reduce these numbers several times, you still get a very large number. Regardless of technique or people

    • @jupiter2032
      @jupiter2032 Рік тому +35

      @@БєлічковБорис Of course bro it's Ukranian media 💀

    • @Jaiwauje
      @Jaiwauje Рік тому +27

      ​@@jupiter2032buddy, if the Russian Federation did not use all its military potential, then why did they conduct 2 waves of mobilization and ask for weapons from Iran?

    • @editopia46
      @editopia46 Рік тому +2

      maybe its the 50 billion + donations from the U S

  • @SSC_Raven
    @SSC_Raven Рік тому +41

    Nepal and bhutan: "Hah! You fools..."

    • @EDO-WJUVE
      @EDO-WJUVE Рік тому +1

      (GIGA)CHAD AND NEUTRALOLAND(SWITZERLAND):UH UH THE KIDS ARE PLAYING

    • @cookecountryballs7196
      @cookecountryballs7196 Рік тому +11

      Vietnam: 🥱

    • @ezpz6479
      @ezpz6479 Рік тому +1

      Nepal and Bhutan: amateurs

    • @Luffy10.22
      @Luffy10.22 Рік тому

      @@EDO-WJUVE when u got protection from different countries
      What if those countries invaded 🤣😂😂
      U got fukd

    • @bulbulsinha220
      @bulbulsinha220 Рік тому +9

      They are very weak it is easy to defeat them and if you talk about my mountains then brahmos is waiting on line

  • @RainbowJackals
    @RainbowJackals Рік тому +68

    Switzerland: Sorry guys, I’m late.

    • @serdarcam99
      @serdarcam99 Рік тому +1

      power: politics
      no more thing needed

    • @Thexakatron
      @Thexakatron Рік тому +3

      ​@@serdarcam99 and probably some of the best defenses on earth, stupid amounts of money, and if say- Germany tried anything they lose a significant portion of their population when Switzerland does a little trolling to the Rhine. Also, minor note that Switzerland doesn't have an army. It is one. And another is the singular nation with enough nuclear shelters to house its entire population AND more.

  • @scorpionpower2008
    @scorpionpower2008 8 місяців тому +2

    Germany 🇩🇪 💀: Increase military budget

  • @colterking8223
    @colterking8223 Рік тому +26

    USA also has insane geography. That’s why its incredibly hard to invade

    • @BeanM007
      @BeanM007 Рік тому

      And the fact they have a stronger navy than the rest of the world combined they could probably just block themselves off by ocean the only viable way to get in would be through Mexico or Canada

    • @ArgentoGaming
      @ArgentoGaming Рік тому +8

      We've got just about every kind of climate and landscapes in one, and the people defending will be far more adapted to it than outsiders.

    • @MeanLaQueefa
      @MeanLaQueefa Рік тому +1

      Mountains on the East and west. Open desert on south and Canada up nort

  • @greybooch
    @greybooch Рік тому +14

    Australia:
    -Extremely dry and hot
    -water locked
    -unforgiving animals

    • @siuu4711
      @siuu4711 Рік тому

      Bro we got an army prepared naturally. We got a sharkies and crocs in like every beach and river. Most deadly spiders and snakes. And we can't forget the emus and kangaroos that will do everything to protect they land

    • @longwingdetrain3183
      @longwingdetrain3183 Рік тому +1

      Dont forget
      -Sends people to camps for coughing within their own homes
      -Has their own bred of Rednecks
      -Home to Land Trains

    • @siuu4711
      @siuu4711 Рік тому

      We got everything ready

  • @luky7570
    @luky7570 Рік тому +28

    India: I play on both sides so I stay up on top

  • @NeoBx.
    @NeoBx. 11 місяців тому +2

    Switzerland: Hold my beers and give me the popcorns

    • @SlippinJimmy09
      @SlippinJimmy09 10 місяців тому

      Switzerland got its butt kicked so hard in the napoleonic wars that it’s been neutral for 200 years 💀

    • @MMAGurusMom-zm3tn
      @MMAGurusMom-zm3tn 9 місяців тому

      Switzerland tried to fight napoleon, the massacre turned plains into red lakes. Greetings from switzerland

  • @sethjoyal1811
    @sethjoyal1811 Рік тому +14

    Japan: “Major U.S. ally”
    UK and Canada: “am I a joke to you?”

    • @anobody7467
      @anobody7467 Рік тому

      Yeah they got the part of NATO thing tho

    • @春日部-f3r
      @春日部-f3r 18 днів тому

      アメリカは日本の防衛義務があるし、逆に日本がアメリカや周辺の同盟国を援助する条約もあるから間違ってないぞ

  • @kickatemi7738
    @kickatemi7738 Рік тому +39

    Every state in the EU is difficult to invade: if you attack one, all will fight you

    • @Vardhan_Mantri
      @Vardhan_Mantri Рік тому +2

      They can't stop nukes lol

    • @sessan9450
      @sessan9450 Рік тому +7

      they have nukes as well though..

    • @Vardhan_Mantri
      @Vardhan_Mantri Рік тому

      @@sessan9450 Hence no one fight each other 😁

    • @floridaman478
      @floridaman478 Рік тому +1

      If they are a part of nato they would have to deal with the us too

    • @Vardhan_Mantri
      @Vardhan_Mantri Рік тому

      @@Fortune_City_Official looks like your mother is getting fcked by your uncle 🤣

  • @huhsz
    @huhsz Рік тому +65

    Bro forgot to include Russia - Bears
    - Snow

    • @Wixer_Mixer
      @Wixer_Mixer Рік тому +2

      Winter, Stalinum

    • @USAenjoyer123
      @USAenjoyer123 Рік тому

      Finland💀

    • @austinli8891
      @austinli8891 Рік тому

      @@USAenjoyer123 Finland never really invaded Russia, they only made minor advancements

    • @wx5p
      @wx5p Рік тому

      @@austinli8891still took land and beat russia dumbass russian communist

    • @Sahlokniir986
      @Sahlokniir986 9 місяців тому +1

      Doesn’t compare to the animals in America, keep in mind almost EVERY American owns a gun.

  • @amelan001
    @amelan001 10 місяців тому +1

    Russia: I am the coldest country so easy for me 😎
    Canada: Are you sure about that? 🤨

  • @avvipavvi
    @avvipavvi Рік тому +18

    bruh finland got the nokia armour though 🥶🥶🥵🥵

    • @teck-son
      @teck-son Рік тому +1

      Fax🥶🥶

    • @mrd.s.m4138
      @mrd.s.m4138 Рік тому

      True,but they cant win alone..russia can win a war al alone..ukraine needs help

    • @1qmik
      @1qmik Рік тому

      ​@@mrd.s.m4138 byt if not america russia would loose at 1941

  • @lastgenconsoles
    @lastgenconsoles Рік тому +29

    *India* allies with USA and Russia
    USA: invades Russia
    India: 👁️👄👁️

    • @blackcore6785
      @blackcore6785 Рік тому

      If usa invaded russia the actual planet might get blown up from them nukes

    • @aryantiwari1522
      @aryantiwari1522 7 місяців тому

      Are you still thinking that the world is bipolar?? We don't think so, now the world has many powerful countries like your US, RUSSIA ,CHINA AND INDIA . We are capable enough to take care of ourselves. So don't be in the delusional world

  • @roshgilluw
    @roshgilluw Рік тому +119

    Ukraine:
    Farmers keep stealing the tanks
    Nato keeps supplying arms to ukraine
    "those damn ukranians don't know when to stop!" -russia

    • @beavis6157
      @beavis6157 Рік тому +2

      Neither sides know when to stop.

    • @CJGOM
      @CJGOM Рік тому +1

      Russia and Ukraine are fighting a sibling war each country is linked to each other and ultimately it’s just politics that separate them. USSR crumbling created a mess of the borders and still has not been resolved

    • @felixfelicis_ll
      @felixfelicis_ll Рік тому

      @@CJGOM what the fuck you're talking about? You don't know even a shit about our relationship, and just translating russian propaganda narratives

    • @thehamurai5475
      @thehamurai5475 Рік тому +1

      "BLYATTTT TRAKTOR"

    • @chookchoobshorts5713
      @chookchoobshorts5713 Рік тому +2

      Russia is apparently the second strongest when farmers can beat them