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LYRICS: It's a man's world We're the best in so many ways But some times we need a sweet touch (yeah) We need it so much Need a, need a sweet escape Can you take me away? This goes out to the SEXY LADIES Who wanna come and spice up our lives (it's so nice) If you wanna know what we're dreaming of Get close, baby I don't bite It goes like: Can I: Climb in an M1 Abrams Tank? And have a console that plays every game? I wanna ride a jetskii! And shoot pucks with Gretzky! Then tour the factory where frozen pizzas are made! I wanna see YOU (.... and?) And then I wanna hang with the boys! (It's my choice) To get freaky with some costume roleplay At the renaissance faire! (It's the Male Fantasy!) Sometime in the next 5 years I'd like to get a hug (It's the Male Fantasy!) And have a minimal amount of micro-plastics in my blood (It's the Male Fantasy!) I wanna, see God in every creature! Reach for the infinite, and break the ether! Have a sandwhich, then take a nap THEN GO BACK TO THE FROZEN PIZZA FACTORY (a couple of times) Stuffs cool as hell .... How do they make so many? LOVE YOU BROTHER! HAPPY COUNTDOWN TO YULE!!!! ORDER AN ALBUM, THEY CAMPAIGN WENT LIVE TWO SECONDS AGO: www.kickstarter.com/projects/valueselect/mirth-pop-cd
The male fantasy. Have a paid month off work. The ability to stop time. The ultimate album with literally every song by Value Select. To be honest it’s what I want the month off for. To listen to the album
@@ValueSelectTVso stoked for this. Been constantly replaying this and the new Philosopher vids nonstop. Can’t wait for both to have full versions! So glad you’re still doing big things!
Can't believe Girlfriends thinks his new music will make us forget what he did. You know...that one...thing... On second thought maybe I'll listen to this song again
What a relatable and accurate depiction of things all men the world over can agree upon. Thanks for putting yourself out there and being our voice Mr. Select!
I know we’re all psyched to see Josh Girlfriends again, but I for one missed Yiddle Diddle The Fiddle Riddle Doy on the music scene. (Love that echo on “take a nap” near the end!) Another marvelous video! Had it been uploaded around 5 hours earlier, it would’ve been on my birthday, but it’s close enough to where I’ll consider it a birthday blessing! I won’t lie, the greater part of this fantasy also aligns with my wildest dreams, so I’ll make a declaration. I believe in us, and the brotherhood as a whole, to live our best lives! We can achieve this fantasy!
I just experienced partial fulfillment of the ultimate male fantasy by watching Value Select while holding my infant daughter (it would have been complete if I was also holding a son, twins destined to overthrow the empire)
@@calebhoward9555 i know, but you can collect older and lighter armored military vehicles that have been disarmed and decommissioned. I knew a guy back home who had an entire fleet of pre vietnam armored trucks
Mr select I must ask, what program do you use to generate the backgrounds in your recent projects? I'm making board game prototypes at the moment and that style would fit perfectly! And honestly isn't free expression with the use of technology the truest male fantasy
I use MidJourney! A true blessing, speeds up my post-production immensely, giving me more energy to tackle other creative problems! Check 'em out ..... And here's my personal feed: www.midjourney.com/app/users/444416813175144468/ And for those wondering, you're welcome to use whatever I've summoned/farmed on my AI RANCH ...
My fellow men, what's y'all's favorite frozen pizzas? I enjoy either Red Baron (for the reasonable price) or DiGiorno stuffed crust (when I want to spoil myself).
Love the little side quest you did to reveal the true and accurate dreams of all males. Hope it's leveled you up enough to continue the great Yule Quest!
I have turned on at least a hundred people from blasting a few dozen of my man's songs on the ol' gym playlist and it is amazing that he can pump out 30 second gems better than anything released in the music industry in a decade plus. Everybody is bopping, lifting and laughing. This is what art is all about
The way the sewer highway developer was immediately banished to a greenscreen prison upon trying to escape truly shows Mr. Selects care for a minimal microplastic environment.
@@ValueSelectTV Well Mr Select! My Birthday is coming up in 2 days. Just as I have, 2 years prior, I want you to wish me a happy birthday! But that's not fair to all the people and their birthdays. You should make a BIRTHDAY SONG for ALL of THE BROTHERHOOD!
Man I really don't know how this algorithm works, every time I rewatch any video its so well made and high quality and I am just baffled by the views >:(
That's the point anti-men-feminists might never understand. To be a man is to suffer under the curse of those virtually unachievable aspirations. Aren't we all Sisyphus struggling in this rigged society, yearning for unlimited access to pizza and sleep (at the same time), only to be crushed by the cruel reality of limited pizza and sleep (at separate times). Oh what tragedy... Great video btw haha, keep up the neato work xD lol
My biggest dream in life is to be able to not have to work for a year and have all the time i need to try new things, get back into things i left behind because of time and most importantly: sleep
@@ValueSelectTV everything on point for this one VS. For the record, this is the first time I've ever heard someone use the word "dier" before. The question is did you know it was a real word in the dictionary?? I sure as hell didn't
Finally! A man brave enough to share what we're all thinking
Do not be afraid to show the women in your life, Brendan. They must know the truth!
LYRICS:
It's a man's world
We're the best in so many ways
But some times we need a sweet touch (yeah)
We need it so much
Need a, need a sweet escape
Can you take me away?
This goes out to the SEXY LADIES
Who wanna come and spice up our lives (it's so nice)
If you wanna know what we're dreaming of
Get close, baby I don't bite
It goes like: Can I:
Climb in an M1 Abrams Tank?
And have a console that plays every game?
I wanna ride a jetskii!
And shoot pucks with Gretzky!
Then tour the factory where frozen pizzas are made!
I wanna see YOU
(.... and?)
And then I wanna hang with the boys! (It's my choice)
To get freaky with some costume roleplay
At the renaissance faire! (It's the Male Fantasy!)
Sometime in the next 5 years I'd like to get a hug (It's the Male Fantasy!)
And have a minimal amount of micro-plastics in my blood (It's the Male Fantasy!)
I wanna, see God in every creature!
Reach for the infinite, and break the ether!
Have a sandwhich, then take a nap
THEN GO BACK TO THE FROZEN PIZZA FACTORY (a couple of times)
Stuffs cool as hell
....
How do they make so many?
LOVE YOU BROTHER!
HAPPY COUNTDOWN TO YULE!!!!
ORDER AN ALBUM, THEY CAMPAIGN WENT LIVE TWO SECONDS AGO: www.kickstarter.com/projects/valueselect/mirth-pop-cd
Can you add the lyrics to the subtitles please?
It'll make it easier for me to share~
Wonderful song. It's like you can read my mind. 🤗
NICE. I was slowing down the song to .75x speed to try to catch the lyrics. Absolute classic bossman. Ev-er-y lady needs to know the truth. 👏👏👏
what do the other two trophies say at the beginning? I could only see "Battle of the Sexes - Suicide Champs" which made me lol
@@shrekscringecompilation2059 The one on the right says "All Gender - Dier aloners." The left one says "Mr. Murderverse - Est. Forever"
YOU SAID SICK AS HELL NOT COOL AS HELL
You awakened a desire to go to the frozen pizza factory I did not know I have. A true primal instinct
I've seen the How It's Made breakdown; now I want the real thing
@@ValueSelectTV Have you also seen "How its actually made?" that makes it even better imo.
ValueSelect has the Midas touch. All songs he makes are pure gold! This one is no exception.
Thank you Sir RedFox! I always want to bring the best for the brotherhood my friend!!!! Constant Ascension, the only way!
The Mithras Touch
The male fantasy. Have a paid month off work. The ability to stop time. The ultimate album with literally every song by Value Select. To be honest it’s what I want the month off for. To listen to the album
Highest praise, KG!! Would give you that month off if I could
@@ValueSelectTV I’d give you a paid month off too if I could brother, but the best I can do is watch your stuff
the extended version of this on the next album is going to be my most played song on my spotify wrapped next year. Trust.
Hell yeah man, I love this. 2023 will be the year of all years.
@@ValueSelectTVso stoked for this. Been constantly replaying this and the new Philosopher vids nonstop. Can’t wait for both to have full versions! So glad you’re still doing big things!
I have been adding your songs to my playlist! I NEED THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY MY FAV 😭
THERE'S FULL LENGTH VERSIONS OF VS SONGS?!
Can't believe Girlfriends thinks his new music will make us forget what he did.
You know...that one...thing...
On second thought maybe I'll listen to this song again
He's innocent of any wrongdoing, alleged/imagined/ and actual
@@ValueSelectTVyea
What a relatable and accurate depiction of things all men the world over can agree upon. Thanks for putting yourself out there and being our voice Mr. Select!
Honored to do it Sir Brian of Knight
My male fantasy is to become more like Value Select
Me too.
The microplastic line was perfect
Thanks Anonymouse
Absolutely lovely. Thank you for making Flu time infinitely better.
Rest easy my brother!
I've watched this so many times the bassline that kicks in around 0:52 hits me everytime
One of my favorite songs yet tbh!!!
I've seen this a hundred times and the blue suit with the glasses and the eyes-closed dancing never fails to leave me gasping for air
Laughing so hard at the Pizza line at the end(...and then feeling it hard at the hug line...)
Hugs are on the horizon my brother Nate
When the "Sometime in the next 5 years..." line hits closer to home than you expect.
Real
Bruh, I've been freaking the fuck out over microplastics recently - I genuinely am terrified
Me too Minimal.... Alaska is our only choice.
Need an extended version of this on my desk ASAP
AUTHGAR! Yes! It is a dream
He never misses! The only upsetting thing about this is that not everyone has seen it.
You're the man Craig
I know we’re all psyched to see Josh Girlfriends again, but I for one missed Yiddle Diddle The Fiddle Riddle Doy on the music scene. (Love that echo on “take a nap” near the end!)
Another marvelous video! Had it been uploaded around 5 hours earlier, it would’ve been on my birthday, but it’s close enough to where I’ll consider it a birthday blessing! I won’t lie, the greater part of this fantasy also aligns with my wildest dreams, so I’ll make a declaration. I believe in us, and the brotherhood as a whole, to live our best lives! We can achieve this fantasy!
Happy Birthday Chesterson
@@ValueSelectTV Oh, thank you!
i showed my Dad this and he absolutely loved it and so did i man how do you not have a million subs yet
Thanks a million, brother! 🎶 Your positive vibes sing loud.
this combines so well with "i love you (plz go away)" another song to rejoice by this holy man
Josh Girlfriends is quickly cementing himself as one of the VS singers of all time.
An underrated earworm. I used this to purge ad jingles that plagued my brain for several days.
I just experienced partial fulfillment of the ultimate male fantasy by watching Value Select while holding my infant daughter (it would have been complete if I was also holding a son, twins destined to overthrow the empire)
Muxlow is truly an empire overthrowing name too.... I'll listen for it in the whispers of the rebellion
As a man, my fantasy is to sleep well and be content tbh
Highly relatable fantasy!
How can one man be so relatable? Thanks Mr. Select, I needed to see this today.
Hope it was a good one fox!
While I am dying to see the continued Yule Quest chronicles, this song, as always, was an absolute jam!
The Chronicles Continue soon!
If only we all got our M1 Abrams tanks for Christmas
If you live in the american midwest and have a rich, gun nut uncle that's more likely than you may think
@@vaguely_boring I looked into it. There's no way for a civilian to own an M1 Abrams. I thought I lived in the land of the free :(
@@calebhoward9555 i know, but you can collect older and lighter armored military vehicles that have been disarmed and decommissioned. I knew a guy back home who had an entire fleet of pre vietnam armored trucks
Sent this to my girlfriend with no context. I think it's gonna be a great Christmas 😎
Enjoy my friend William
Mr select I must ask, what program do you use to generate the backgrounds in your recent projects? I'm making board game prototypes at the moment and that style would fit perfectly! And honestly isn't free expression with the use of technology the truest male fantasy
I use MidJourney! A true blessing, speeds up my post-production immensely, giving me more energy to tackle other creative problems! Check 'em out .....
And here's my personal feed: www.midjourney.com/app/users/444416813175144468/
And for those wondering, you're welcome to use whatever I've summoned/farmed on my AI RANCH ...
"Suicide Champs"
"Mr. Murderverse"
"Dier Aloners"
Truly the champs.
Back to back, baby! Gonna take a while for the competition to catch up
My fellow men, what's y'all's favorite frozen pizzas? I enjoy either Red Baron (for the reasonable price) or DiGiorno stuffed crust (when I want to spoil myself).
TOMBSTONE - but mostly because of the movie
Love the little side quest you did to reveal the true and accurate dreams of all males. Hope it's leveled you up enough to continue the great Yule Quest!
Totally and fully, the QUEST GOES ON!
I have turned on at least a hundred people from blasting a few dozen of my man's songs on the ol' gym playlist and it is amazing that he can pump out 30 second gems better than anything released in the music industry in a decade plus.
Everybody is bopping, lifting and laughing. This is what art is all about
I've never heard someone perfectly describe the male fantasy till now and to do it in a song no less is truly amazing.
Thank you Ziggs! I'm just singing what every man is thinking!
Goddamit dude, how do they all slap so hard?
Because I love you Ross
The way the sewer highway developer was immediately banished to a greenscreen prison upon trying to escape truly shows Mr. Selects care for a minimal microplastic environment.
Microplastics can MicGOfrickthemselves, yeah I said it
@@ValueSelectTV he said it, the mad lad
Of course, the ultimate male fantasy is to vanquish the Fish King, or shake the hands of the Brothers Blizzard.
Why not both, Botty?
Drinking water out of a wine glass like a true legend.
Staying hydrated can be a high class affair!
I hope value select will answer my birthday wishes next
And what might they be?
@@ValueSelectTV Well Mr Select! My Birthday is coming up in 2 days. Just as I have, 2 years prior, I want you to wish me a happy birthday! But that's not fair to all the people and their birthdays. You should make a BIRTHDAY SONG for ALL of THE BROTHERHOOD!
Finally the Kickstarter campaign is here!
It begins! Going to be an excellent Season!!!!
Definitely the most important channel on this website.
Thank you Etagere! It is an honor to make content! ❤️
One of your best vids king, thank you as always
Thank you Julian, for the kind words!
Good to see Josh Girlfriends is still making exceptional bangers. You’ve done it again, Mr. Select 🖤
Thanks GhostlyGF
@@ValueSelectTV You’re welcome, Value Select 😊
Man I really don't know how this algorithm works, every time I rewatch any video its so well made and high quality and I am just baffled by the views >:(
Your videos are the true Christmas gift!
Thanks Paragon!!!! I love your profile picture, is that the 7 circles of hell???
Loved ittt , liked the couple of little details I noticed after watching it a couple times
Thanks Big Mamba
@@ValueSelectTV : ) No worries bro keep up the great work
Value select over here playing FZER0 X like the Studly-god-King he is. /m/
Love you king.
just found this channel, stuffs great
Glad you enjoy it!
I never stopped watching this…even after a year this was my jam throughout
Your videos always bring a smile to my face
Thank you Robert, always happy to hear that!
ah, I have such a big goofy smile on my face from this vid :)
"back to the frozen pizza factory, couple'a times"
Thank you Silverking, I'm glad you can relate!
Karaoke with this guy must be out of this world. Definition of a good time
We'll have to organize a karaoke event!
@@ValueSelectTV PLEAAAASE!
Everytime I think he can't possibly beat his last video, a new banger like this comes out.
Thank you HeightAdvantage! It is an honor to impress.
Another yuletide bop, amazing as always mr select ❤
Thanks Mr. Duck
Greatest thing I've experienced in months. Thanks Valuedaddy
Happy to help king man
Happy to see Josh Girlfriends back on the docket.
He's got X factor... He's got "It" ... a sparkle in his eyes, and a song in his heart... Always a pleasure to chat with a fellow Josh Enjoyer
the slight pec crunch in annoyance at 1:02 is something my gf does all the time
She must not appreciate frozen pizza on the same level as you or I!
the only way F-Zero is getting a sequel is if Bastard Racer makes his way into Nintendo HQ to make a pitch
Facts my brother. Spit your wisdom indeed.
Indeed, King! Wisdom flows freely. 🎶
That's the point anti-men-feminists might never understand. To be a man is to suffer under the curse of those virtually unachievable aspirations. Aren't we all Sisyphus struggling in this rigged society, yearning for unlimited access to pizza and sleep (at the same time), only to be crushed by the cruel reality of limited pizza and sleep (at separate times). Oh what tragedy... Great video btw haha, keep up the neato work xD lol
My exact thoughts. Thanks Captain hahaha
thanks! love ya
Love ya too
i was really just expecting it to be like... a hug
This too Charlie!
I want to ride a jetski, while battling a railgun-mounted orca.
Truly a noble fantasy!
Ladies and gentlemen, we are looking upon the leader of our tribe. Thank you for creating such inspirations Mr Select.
Hell yeah brother Pavlo!
I replayed the hang with the boys part 10 times its so god damn funny
Had to make a GIF because of this comment! Thank yee Cmon
ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW CHALLENGER
Love that
Thank you, DonutHolestien!
Another banger, as always :)
Thank yee ignap :)
excellent, a classic, phenomenal, but most importantly... valuable
Excellent selection of adjectives here Wonder
Oh my gosh, I didn't know Josh hung out with Max Renner and MC Can't Read, that's crazy :O
The perfect party, we missed you Max!
Having now watched this video, my dream is already fulfilled!
Having read this comment, mine too! Happy December sir Zack!
"sometime in the next 5 years I want to get a hug" is too real
Aiming for that warm embrace, king. 🎯. Can't beat a good hug.
*Un ironically, THIS!*
A return to perfect form! (Not that you left anywhere)
Thanks VideoG!! I've been missing the sweet tunes, it's excellent to have a balanced diet of sketch and song!
An instant classic!
Thanks Taco
Wtf Mr. Select did you read my diary!?!
You better believe it Justin... Look behind you
👍👍👍👍👍
my fantasy would involve more scantily clad juggling jesters, but I'll take what i can get!
Duly noted Dolorous!! Gotta up the jester budget!!!
For the tank thing it is possible to own one and even drive it around aslong as its been adapted so it's not armed
Really? New life goal unlocked.
My biggest dream in life is to be able to not have to work for a year and have all the time i need to try new things, get back into things i left behind because of time and most importantly: sleep
A slumber most restful; I sense it on your horizon my friend
Yeah riding a jet ski is quite something
I've only ever been once, it was a world of possibility
Facts. Especially the micro plastics ones
Microplastics are for the birds (and turtles)
so under rated
I love the engravings of the trophies lol
Die Aloners Unite!
Die Aloners Forever!
THIS right here, _this_ is THE I repeat *_this_* is the ultimate male fantasy
YES brother YES!
The delivery on go back to frozen pizza factory is so good
Perfect.
Just like you, Mr. Kramer
this song needs a extended version
Fine Lines (full version) when? Ty 👑
🤔 thank you for your support Warren!!
440 Days spent in quiet desperation... IT'S A MAAALE FANTASYYY!! 😆
That masculine lifestyle !!!
@@ValueSelectTV everything on point for this one VS. For the record, this is the first time I've ever heard someone use the word "dier" before. The question is did you know it was a real word in the dictionary?? I sure as hell didn't
10 hour version when?
All I ever wanted was that A1 Abrams tank. Is that really too much to ask for?
Know your worth king
I recently watched a documentary on frozen pizzas and I feel the same burning desire to be a part of the magic.
I aspire to own my own frozen pizza factory someday.... someday....
Gents...I think we are forgetting the secret goal...remember, we must find ATLANTIS
NICE!
NICE!
Eyy, Mr. Select. Gimme some lyrics or the ATM gets it!
Check the pinned comment ya animal!!!
dope song.
Thanks Charles. You the man.
Sounds like a pretty sweet day
I completely agree, might have to book a pizza tour today!
Tom Cardy: Your Love is Not Enough
The wants of man, truly an eternal theme
I can't stop thinking how fucking TASTY that sandwich is. Clog my god damn arteries level of sodium but god damn it's worth every bite
Jersey Mikes can make a dang sub, I'll say that. Not an every day kind of thing, but worth a monthly purchase for sure
My fantasy is not to be selected for the Yuletide knife fight this year.
Please god.
You're tempting fate dear Aaron boy.....
Now THIS is my kind of fun!
Yes! My man! A sensible tour through the frozen pizza factory? So much to discover!
@@ValueSelectTV My liege, it is NOT delivery, for it is Digiorno