That one dude who *is 33 years old, his house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married, he works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest, he doesn't smoke, but occasionally drinks.* *He's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what, after having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning, just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, he was told there were no issues at his last check-up.* *He's trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life, he takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night, that is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness, although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone* in a nutshell
The male fantasy: - Having a stable relationship - Having a steady friend group who you can speak your problems with - Having no college debt - Being able to do basic things without being thought of as a pervert or a creep - Not having depression or self doubt - Having confidence - Be charismatic
@@Eidlones you do know this is the same game series that openly talks about how shit being in the yakuza it is and that alot of power-hungry people are in it and are openly trying to do anything for it.
@LQ-84i And basically all the villains don't care about what it means to be a "true" yakuza, while Kiryu is all about how being a Yakuza is honorable and how those "bad ones" disgrace the title. Kiryu comes in and "corrects" the injustices in the organization, despite in reality those being what the yakuza actually does. He's the posterboy for what being a TRUE yakuza is, and he's one of the most wholesome, supportive, "do right and be honorable" characters in video games.
I’m pretty sure that one of the Majima fights in one of the Yakuza games has him in that outfit and he’s referred to as Everyone’s Fantasy… THEY FUCKING KNEW WHAT THEY WERE THINKING…
It's a serious crime game - providing you don't play any side stories, never go to the karaoke bars, skip 80% of the cutscenes and miss out of 99% of the appeal of the games :p
I remember when I first saw this and thought "this can't be canon, right?" And the after I fell down the rabbit hole that it Yakuza shitposts, I came to the realization that yes, it's canon, and that's not the weirdest thing about this series
Majima is so self confident and secure about who he is that not only does he have the confidence to perform this, he’s also completely memorized the lyrics if I recall correctly
Of course it is, being perfectly capable of winning 5 armed yakuza vs you with your bare hands and singing dreamy sugary pop songs at the same time is the most masculine one can be. Majima is so masculine he can dress in drag or 30-year-outdated fashion and still look like an alpha male.
That’s not confidence, it’s poor judgement. Example “Joe’s poor judgement led him to join a group that resulted in a complete loss of respect from his friends and loved ones”
I can confirm this is the male fantasy. The sheer amount of passion poured into the song and dance tugs at the heart strings. The vocals, the choreography, brings a tear to even the toughest person’s eye. This. This is true art. The true fantasy.
*"Word of advice the stand user is always the most flamboyant looking guy in the room. That or the guy that looks like they did 1 thousand squats a day for 3 years while chugging gallons of muscle powder and has gained stupidly rock hard abs as a result, abs that could grind meat and shoulders that are inhumanely extra THICC."* -By a Jojo's Bizarre adventure viewer
My girlfriend is hella into Yakuza and the memes. I've actually never played Yakuza before and have no idea what it's about. She just sent this to me and I have absolutely no context what the hell is going on.
In short: the games explore the underbelly of the yakuza world and politics through our main characters. However; despite the fact that our MC’s are also burley yakuza, they also have a soft nature underneath. During the karaoke mini games-if you manage to keep your score high enough in the first half, you’ll be treated to the mc’s fantasy about what the songs mean to them. For this character, Goro Majima, he fantasizes about being in an idol band lol.
@@TheMaskedFox288 I am on Yakuza 2 now and I am in love with Majima's character. He is the only reason I play the games now, I love this dumbass so much
I Vince Russo'ed this reply thread for the sake mankind and not the WWE wrestler Mankind. Now Adam doesn't need to turn off notifications on his reply thread now
reasons i cry at night -this isnt real -this was 30 years ago -i dont know how to rollerskate -im literally on the complete other side of the world from japan -all of these meaning i cant be majima's backup dancer
@@Klonoahedgehog I saw this on Twitter the other day which made me purchase judgement and I'm having a jolly time with it along with beating up perverts and stalkers. 0 from what I can tell is going to be an amazing time when I buy it
Can we all just appreciate how in this Majima looks like as if he's having the time of his life, especially his face at the end, the very definition of "My life is finally complete".
how can Yakuza men do both they're like super threatening and then all of a sudden they're singing songs making you feel like you're on Sunshine and rainbows
You definitely should, I've heard they're great. Still playing the first one though, but I'm already having fun. All I know is to not play Yakuza 0 first, since it's a prequel and you won't know who anybody is.
@@khemically6124 but isn't a prequel good? you get introduced into the story and this game takes place in 1988 while the other games take place in the 2000s.
![Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth - Karaoke: Judgement -Shinpan- (Kiryu) JAPANESE [PERFECT SCORE]](/img/n.gif)
“Yakuza is a serious game series about crime”
Yakuza:
BRUHHHHHHHHH
@X4TERUMI bh
@@MangoPuree b
@@akunekochan h
@@richardtheerune2891 u
Anime villain: has killed countless and is completely irredeemable
Anime villain in the opening:
Dio in a nutshell tbh
That one dude who *is 33 years old, his house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married, he works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest, he doesn't smoke, but occasionally drinks.*
*He's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what, after having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning, just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, he was told there were no issues at his last check-up.*
*He's trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life, he takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night, that is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness, although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone* in a nutshell
@@combineelite6476 eyyy, is it Funny Valentine?
Nope, it's ya boy David Bowie.
@@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250 you sure it ain't the president of the US?
Men have two moods:
1. Baka Mitai
2. 24h Cinderella
What about 3. Judgment?
I'm mostly a Machine Gun Kiss kinda guy.
I’m more of a Majima version’s “Get To The Top” guy
3. friday night
@@ГотаБГthat’s the secret mood you get after beating the five billionaires
The male fantasy:
- Having a stable relationship
- Having a steady friend group who you can speak your problems with
- Having no college debt
- Being able to do basic things without being thought of as a pervert or a creep
- Not having depression or self doubt
- Having confidence
- Be charismatic
Adding to your list:
- Being economically and emotially stable.
And also *the opportunity to play yakuza*
Isn't that like anyone's fantasy
Only thing i have on that list is no college debt
@@PelleXGraves no college debt???
*megamind pic*
And knowing no more bots in tf2
Yakuza's Main Stories: Serious Gritty Dramas.
Yakuza's Side Quests: 🤡🤡🤡
That how it do be
and thats fucking awesome
Like every action anime ever
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
Yakuza 0 or kiwami?
The anime: psycho murders a whole family
The opening:
JoJo part 4 in a nutshell
CRAZY NOISY BIIIIZAAAARREEE TOOOOOOOWWWNNNN
The game: Murder mystery case with in depth psychoanalytical philosophy of the main casts represented by tarot cards.
The spin off game:
@@n-extrafries-surprise Persona?
@@YataTheFifteenth
GREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSS
Remember, actual yakuza members in Japan approved this game.
why wouldn't they lol
Of course they did. What's treated as a legendary figure of the yakuza organization is one of most aspirational figures in video games. It's good PR
@@Eidlones you do know this is the same game series that openly talks about how shit being in the yakuza it is and that alot of power-hungry people are in it and are openly trying to do anything for it.
@LQ-84i And basically all the villains don't care about what it means to be a "true" yakuza, while Kiryu is all about how being a Yakuza is honorable and how those "bad ones" disgrace the title.
Kiryu comes in and "corrects" the injustices in the organization, despite in reality those being what the yakuza actually does.
He's the posterboy for what being a TRUE yakuza is, and he's one of the most wholesome, supportive, "do right and be honorable" characters in video games.
@@Eidlones correct, it's actually touched upon in like a dragon, how 21st century yakuza are just different then the older.
The masculine urge to be a part of this group
Ikr
k-pop stans been quiet since this came out
Such an underrated comment
Oh no😂
Yea
a wise man has once said if a k is before the pop use a shotgun to make it stop
@X4TERUMI no youre just racist and are obsessed w hating on whatever teenage girls are into.
My two moods:
1. This
2. Baka mitai
The Opening Mood vs The Ending Mood.
nah the second one is shiawase nara iiya
i have a two side
Dame da ne, dame yo, dame na no yo baka mitai
Speaking of... wtf is this?
As a girl, can I just say this applies to everyone’s fantasy?? Watching Majima preform like a teen pop idol had me choking with laughter.
agreed
Amen, sister.
I’m pretty sure that one of the Majima fights in one of the Yakuza games has him in that outfit and he’s referred to as Everyone’s Fantasy… THEY FUCKING KNEW WHAT THEY WERE THINKING…
@@BlackdragonTheShadow it's everyone's idol
Whoops… but my point still stands
I feel like every single man has their own male fantasy, but this is one I will vibe with the most.
Someone:" Yakuza is a Serious crime series"
Me:
The Ambulance which killed Kira
wym this is some serious stuff
What’re you talking about? This is the most serious game since Serious Sam 2.
Like Fist of the North Star is a serious post-apocalyptic martial arts series?
It's a serious crime game - providing you don't play any side stories, never go to the karaoke bars, skip 80% of the cutscenes and miss out of 99% of the appeal of the games :p
@@thevengefulone57 To be fair Serious Sam 2 was a bit more silly then the original Serious Sam
He's not just the male fantasy
He's not just the female fantasy
He's the final fantasy
7
Remake
@@aegis5678 hell yeah got it preordered
JustBrunoTV same
@@aegis5678 If It doesn't have Majima, I'm canceling.
I remember when I first saw this and thought "this can't be canon, right?" And the after I fell down the rabbit hole that it Yakuza shitposts, I came to the realization that yes, it's canon, and that's not the weirdest thing about this series
Same XD
Love this vid
Majima is so self confident and secure about who he is that not only does he have the confidence to perform this, he’s also completely memorized the lyrics if I recall correctly
he knows the lyrics by heart,there was a sidestory where he just casually started signing 24-hour cinderella
Sure.
The villain: *is a child murderer, killed thousands, complete evil.*
How the fandom portrays them:
This is the creepy pasta/jeff the killer/ slenderman fandom in a nutshell 😂
"Yeah, I can definitely fix him!"
The fact that he couldn't make it as an Idol is probably what drove him into being a mafia thug lol
It's okay, you can say Purple Guy.
@@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 well he killed about a dozen or two, but your point stands.
This is what peak masculinity looks like.
totally agree
Can't argue
Can't deny that
Jojo is the maximum representation of masculinity, but this will still do
Of course it is, being perfectly capable of winning 5 armed yakuza vs you with your bare hands and singing dreamy sugary pop songs at the same time is the most masculine one can be. Majima is so masculine he can dress in drag or 30-year-outdated fashion and still look like an alpha male.
I love this video, but it always makes me laugh most because of that one dude sounding like Toad at the end.
What if it IS Toad casually deciding to disguise himself and join Goro Majima’s idol group?
The Male Fantasy: 24 hour Cinderella.
The Male Tragedy: Baka Mitai.
This isn't the male fantasy, it's everyone's fantasy.
Oh my god he's right
I can’t deny it.
This is so true
As an nb I agree wholeheartedly
Why does this only have 5 comments?
As a male, I do in fact fantasize to have the huge amount of confidence required to be part of that group
The ultimate power fantasy is Chad confidence.
I do have to admit it, I wish I'm that confident in myself...
i just fantasize in general
Same
That’s not confidence, it’s poor judgement. Example “Joe’s poor judgement led him to join a group that resulted in a complete loss of respect from his friends and loved ones”
That additional, cackling "HEY" at the end gets me every time.
If embracing my inner male fantasy and becoming 24-Hour Cinderella is wrong, *then I don't want to be right.*
Not a male, but this is definitely my fantasy
Lol Same here
Same
same
Ah yes same
Same
He's not just the male fantasy, he's everyone's fantasy.
Kiryu Chan damn straight or gay or whatever fuck.
I can confirm this as i am an alien
But is he the final fantasy.
If he's everyone's fantasy, he is the final fantasy.
I ship you two. Pls go out on a date already.
even if video games did appeal to "the male fantasy", there's nothing wrong with that. this woman is a walking caricature
Those few seconds of Majima just staring off into the distance at the end always crack me up.
'Yes. This is indeed the greatest moment of my life.'
"Mom it's a game of crime and action I swear"
Mom: *presses X to disbelieve*
@@magmat0585 He might not even have a mom cause he might be an anime protagonist.
@@alterlait2601 Truck-Kun tried to Isekai him once.... Truck-Kun got Isekai'd instead
no tell her this is a game about singing karaoke
@@magmat0585 *Perform the action of putting pressure in a short period of time on a button labeled "X" to express an uncertainty feeling*
Bold of you to assume this isn't the female fantasy as well
As a female I relate to this
feMALE, we are all secretly male.
@@pork_soda6 so your telling me... it is gay to have a girlfriend?
I KNEW IT!
@@coreytaylor447 Not if you say no homo
It IS the female fantasy too, why wouldn't it be?
I can confirm this is the male fantasy. The sheer amount of passion poured into the song and dance tugs at the heart strings. The vocals, the choreography, brings a tear to even the toughest person’s eye. This. This is true art. The true fantasy.
No joke, this and Bakai Mitai actually conveinced me trying the Yakuza franchise starting with 0 and i'll never regret it period.
Quick reminder that actual Yakuza complimented the accuracy of this game.
This game or Yakuza 3?
@@Aykun_ all of them I believe
@@greenseagull9611 I wanna join the Yakuza if we can do shit like this
This just looks like a typical Friday night for the yakuza
Source?!?!?
"The stand user can be anyone!"
The stand user:
This is an underrated comment.
Joder q buen comentario
*"Word of advice the stand user is always the most flamboyant looking guy in the room. That or the guy that looks like they did 1 thousand squats a day for 3 years while chugging gallons of muscle powder and has gained stupidly rock hard abs as a result, abs that could grind meat and shoulders that are inhumanely extra THICC."*
-By a Jojo's Bizarre adventure viewer
That includes you,you biych
LMFAOOOO
I have played every Yakuza game released into the west, and it all started with this video.
As a female, I appeal to the male fantasy
As a male gamer. I can confirm. This is the male fantasy.
Agree
yies
Definitely my male fantasy
@@pdtheplaguedoctor2066 so this is a quiet lifestyle for you?
Agree
that one backup dancer saying HEYYYYYY in the goblin voice at the end was feeling himself a little too hard
Brooo that shit always hits me every time I listen to this song.
OMG i litterally only heard that when you pointed it out lol
I always crack up at the end because of that one dude. Whoever did that is a god
Fairly certain that’s Majima
Mfer sounds like TOAD
This lady is mad that she doesn't appeal to any man's fantasy
I swear the Yakuza series is just the peak of mankind.
She’s just jealous that she can’t pull off those badass flips
1k likes 0 replies big bruh moment
@@blackgayman I have reached the beginning of the pinnacle.
Interesting
@@PinaaaColaaa indeed
She has a saggy tibbies
9 yo me: the guy with eye patch is scary
The guy with eye patch:
WHERE ARE YOU
❤️KIRYU-CHAAAAAAAAN!❤️
Goro Majima Stop hiding in bins man it’s unhealthy
Goro Majima How did I not detect you in my cams!?
@@goromajima1511 OH FUCK
@@goromajima1511 well the fact of how gay you are for Kiryu chan scares me XD
This isn't my male fantasy, this is what i see in my dreams
My girlfriend is hella into Yakuza and the memes. I've actually never played Yakuza before and have no idea what it's about.
She just sent this to me and I have absolutely no context what the hell is going on.
In short: the games explore the underbelly of the yakuza world and politics through our main characters. However; despite the fact that our MC’s are also burley yakuza, they also have a soft nature underneath. During the karaoke mini games-if you manage to keep your score high enough in the first half, you’ll be treated to the mc’s fantasy about what the songs mean to them.
For this character, Goro Majima, he fantasizes about being in an idol band lol.
You don't need context all you need is men in sparkly outfits on roller skates singing pop songs
@@TheMaskedFox288 I am on Yakuza 2 now and I am in love with Majima's character. He is the only reason I play the games now, I love this dumbass so much
@@TrikoviozYou and your girlfriend are going to be inseparable after you finish the Yakuza series
I want to kiss the creative director who thought:
"Hmm yes, minigames, but with badass men in rollerskates, dancing and singing"
Underrated comment
Is this real? I never played Yakuza
@@Edible_edibility it is real
@@Edible_edibility yes it's one of the minigames lmao
You mean Ryosuke Horii?
I'm female and I approve the male fantasy
*our* fantasy
@@corsojames *Soviet anthem intensifies*
Majima Fantasy: Approved
Women aren’t real this comment is fake.
@@BOGOworms4sale *fades in PowerPoint presentation*
I wish had this much confidence and also skill.
Me too
1.6k dislike is not for agreeing to that girl who hates video games but deep down knows that majima is their male fantasy but is too shy to admit it
Yakuza Series:
Teaching people that the manliest men can do the silliest and girliest sh*t with unbridled confidence.
Imo, it is still manly.
Except for dressing up as a baby if you're not into it.
Damn, that's manly af.
@@catxray1603 True.
Tbh I don't see it as girly.
I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight
Me" *behind you and rubbing your shoulder* : it's okay accept it
So am I,
and I think this is the manliest thing I have ever witnessed.
@@KenMasters. I got muscles and more hair on my chest, is that normal
Eduardo Jara
Yes, it’s called puberty.
@@KenMasters. after watching this video
Love your awnser tho
Kpop is temporary, yakuza jpop is forever
Just remember this is a game about being in the Yakuza
I like how this is the first video when I searched "male fantasy". This proves that Yakuza series are the ultimate male fantasy
So damn true.
One moment your punching guys the next this
why were YOU searching "male fantasy" tho..
Ah yes, the true man's fantasy.
Karaoke, dress-up/club management mini games, hot wheels and pummeling thugs with motorcycle.
@@n-extrafries-surprise sounds about right, really
"this appeals to the male fantasy"
"I LOVE YOU"
"YOU LOVE ME"
*ROVE ✨👌🏻
"We're a happy family"
It's true, men just wanna be loved too, just like anyone. Loved, appreciated, accepted and venerated for our good hearts and fantastic dancing!!!
You okay dude?
@@errorsyntax404wontworth6 Actually today has been amazing, one for the history books, but yeah, the last few years have been hard on ya boy.
I am not male, but this has now become my fantasy
As the (currently) top comment says, this is not just a male fantasy, this is EVERYONE'S FANTASY.
As a male, I'd like to call you my brother.
Those roasties only get mad because they aren't getting attention.
Jojo villains be like:
I come to this video every day and now i saw you post like a day ago which is rare and my day is blessed
Oh
Ah, justin y. I knew you'd find you way here. Tell me, how are you on this fine day?
Oh boi, a Justin Y comment from less than 1 day ago
back again after a year?
I’m gonna tell my kids this was one direction
It's nice.
Yes.
I’m telling them this was BTS
Giving One Direction too much credit.
I'm gonna tell my kids that this was the Jonas Brothers
For some reason, the last shot of Manila just staring up always cracks me up. It’s like what he just did was a life-changing event for him
Are you kidding who wouldn't fantasize about being a rich pop star admired by millions?
Sigma male
If it's Majima, I would understand why a man would want him.
Dad?
Shut up Justin
So he lives
GOD FCKIN DAMN IT JUSTIN
Oh, hey Justin!
You're goddamn right this is my fantasy
*Goddamn straight
Why so many members of the Danganronpa fandom?
Samu Bax hmmm
SAMEEE
Samu Bax Pupupu don't ask me
Feminist be like:b-bu-but”cries”
"Appeals to the male fantasy"
Clearly she hasn't seen Mario shirtless in Odyssey...
Bold of you to assume that isn't a male fantasy as well.
@@hailmuffins6934 touche
Ricardo Milos: Finally, a worthy opponent
You deserve an internet point for this comment. Have my like.
Our dance-off will be *_LEGENDARY!_*
Majima: *IKASE!*
*cough* mr.libido *cough*
@@m.thorton9305 looooooool true ,he is the real legend he has the best dance ever
ironically the creator said the yakuza series was made with males specifically in mind and was a game created for them more than anything else
It’s a serious game about gangsters and the life of hardened criminal syndicates.
And he did exactly what the male audience wanted
thats why i love playing -yakusa- yakuza 0
@@Hatmint Not yet. We still need a Kareoke duet with Majima and Kiriyu.
@@abra4662 Yakuza are gangsters. The Yakuza is an organized crime syndicate, also known as a gang
this is from a game where members of the mafia run a brothel and beat the shit out of people for money
And do exams 😂
nobody warned be about majima's irrisistable sexiness when i played this game
Funny Guy at Home: "Baka Mitai..."
Funny Guy at School: "SU NAO NI I LOVE YOU"
Fax
underrated
Wrong it's SU NAO NI [I LOVE YOU]
@@goromajima1511 Thanks M8!
@@RemiScutlet ua-cam.com/video/SBKXk2VaOVA/v-deo.html
Watch to the end.
I would commit several war crimes just to be Majima's back up dancer.
LMAAOOOOO
“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!”
The profile pic says it all
same bro
@tom gu because we worship Majima, of course.
Love that Toad had that last backup scream at the end of the song.
I sometimes wonder what that woman’s up to nowadays. I have to imagine she was fuckin livid over becoming a meme.
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
Well i do love it
where's the lie
As a man, I wouldn't have it any other way.
And the ratings really show it too!
I mean given their actrobatics,-yup
I love how she says "i wrote a blog post" like it actually means something.
ua-cam.com/video/d0mwC1xjzOc/v-deo.html
@@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift WOAH I just caught that reply
I Vince Russo'ed this reply thread for the sake mankind and not the WWE wrestler Mankind. Now Adam doesn't need to turn off notifications on his reply thread now
Weeaboo Jones where is the link for the first video
@@plethra392 Would you care to share your knowledge, or would it ruin the joke?
That lady is not wise enough
reasons i cry at night
-this isnt real
-this was 30 years ago
-i dont know how to rollerskate
-im literally on the complete other side of the world from japan
-all of these meaning i cant be majima's backup dancer
Someone: Convince me to play the Yakuza games.
Me: You got 46 seconds?
AngelRin89 underrated comment
Seriously though that's how I got into this series.
@@Klonoahedgehog I saw this on Twitter the other day which made me purchase judgement and I'm having a jolly time with it along with beating up perverts and stalkers.
0 from what I can tell is going to be an amazing time when I buy it
*41 seconds
That's all you need to say
Can we all just appreciate how in this Majima looks like as if he's having the time of his life, especially his face at the end, the very definition of "My life is finally complete".
And then you check the lyrics to his song in Kiwami 2
@@Rehteal BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO D;
@@Rehteal oof
Wanted to give a like but it stands at 404 now, and surely you can see why I can't change that..
Majima's life can only be complete when he marries Makato
the world after toxic masculinity disappears
Somebody hold me, please. My male fantasy is trying to control me.
how can Yakuza men do both they're like super threatening and then all of a sudden they're singing songs making you feel like you're on Sunshine and rainbows
But they are literally on sunshine! Just look at the name of Cabaret Club Majima working on that's not Grand.
The duality of Yakuza.
You walk in this game a child -- you walk out a gangsta-idol.
It's Japan.
Because that's true manliness, nothing is more macho and scary that a man unafraid to show and fight for his heart's desire.
This just shows that Yakuza is a gold mine for meme content
and I love it 👍
it is
DA ME DA NEEE
It also has an incredible plot, memorable characters and awesome gameplay. Seriously guys, check out this game, you’ll love it.
The more I see the memes, the more I plan to play them. It'd probably still be just as surprising when playing it.
From a game called Yakuza about being in the yakuza, by the way.
me and the boys after passing by 1 number and knowing our asian parents are gonna kick us out of our house:
I'm not gay but i definitely want a bunch of buff dudes to sing to me
Japanese Yakuza to be specific lol
Yes they are fucking Yakuza
Nah you gay homie💀
@@justyouraverageguy6354 Nah bro, it's called the *male fantasy* .
Wait, that does sound pretty gay.
@@somerandomguyontheinternett yep sounds pretty gay too me
For a man with no depth vision, his coordination is amazing.
Oh, if you only saw what he can do with both of his eyes.
@@therealbubble4696
We did. That's why he lost one.
You've never seen Solid Snek on field
@@kiloklavdi1185 yep lmao
I think a one eyed guy like him would force himself to have better coordination.
You're damn right it does.
This is the video that got me into Yakuza. Thank you so much.
“The stand user could be anyone of these people”
The stand user:
Can confirm
"The enemy stand users will try to blend in"
The stand users:
YOO LUV MEE
"Who is Kira Yoshikage of all this people?"
Kira Yoshikage:
Part 4: *theres a serial killer hidden around town*
Part 4 casts during half of the anime:
As a female, I can admit that with all my experiences with men that this is all they think about. It's sad that men only think about one thing.
Yeah but... Can you blame them? Just look at him!
NEET Kitten god cursed females to have to contend with Majima for the hearts of men
@@bluedragon8658 This unabashed cruelty is why I always choose the Chaos alignment. #YHVHisadick
Girl WHAT I'm a girl and thats all we think about too
Sad that some of you don’t remember the memes “men only think about one thing and it disgusting”
Majima is male and female fantasy
Yes the male fantasy is indeed dressing up your platinum girls in cute little dresses
Truly Japan understands the male fantasy, what with Jojo and things like this.. they have ascended
Japan knows what the common man truly wants.
I literally went to the Yakuza fandom and community after watching this lol
They somehow made me root for...n..NAZIS THEY MADE ME ROOT FOR F*CKING STROHEIM THAT THE F*CK
@@sethleoric2598 how is that a problem
Lug did i say it was a problem?
This isn't just the male fantasy but also the turtle fantasy.
@Pepsi I was going to ask you the same thing.
r/usernamechecksout
Why is a very Shellcialist Turtle, Ralph, literal Burger King *TM,* Sami and an Exam Mole doing here?
@@exammole4545 why are you here ?
Uh about that
Damn right this appeals to my fantasies; you have no idea how much I want the confidence to sing karaoke wearing that ensemble while rollerskating
Would you believe me if this was the main reason I got Yakuza 0
Goal-> *Staying straight*
Obstacle-> *GORO MAJIMA*
You shouldn't set impossible goals
Goal-> *Getting Gay with Majima no Nii-San*
Obstacle-> *Jealous Straight Women*
*MISSION FAILED*
Im female and even I have the *super gay* for him!
love the username, fire and miss guy is one of my favorite grumps characters
*I haven’t even played Yakuza and I absolutely love this character already.*
Edit: Ok I’ll play it
Edit 2: This is a good game
Same! I wanna play just because of him
You definitely should, I've heard they're great. Still playing the first one though, but I'm already having fun. All I know is to not play Yakuza 0 first, since it's a prequel and you won't know who anybody is.
@@khemically6124 This is FROM 0 tho!
@@thelotuseater6496 I'm a dumdum
@@khemically6124 but isn't a prequel good? you get introduced into the story and this game takes place in 1988 while the other games take place in the 2000s.
*"OUR FANTASY"*
the look at the end
"yeah that was fun :)"