The Male Fantasy
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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Men only want one thing, and it's actually several things.
Men only want 17 things and it's disgusting
Never has the male mindset been so well explained
Happiness - is a lot of things
Damn, I cant top this comment
I like yours more than I like mine.
@@l3k064this is brilliant
I showed this to my wife, she asked if this is true and I just had to leave the room, a single tear rolling down my cheek.
Tears and cheers, gsdlmj! Thanks for sharing your emotional rollercoaster
my girlfriend doesnt know how easy they have it man. we had a convo abt it and she didnt know it was true
What cheek?
@@DragonTamer31Koh no
@@DragonTamer31Kcheek of sadness
I'd love an extended version
An extended version? The never-ending tune of pizza and love.
How one articulated the ethereal abstraction of man's fantasy with such perfection is beyond me
For me, I had 3 of my bucket list things happen in 1 week when I was 21: renaissance fair top-tier cosplay i rented, rode a jetski, got to try on proper military gear when my brother brought a whole bunch from a military overstock shop for my 21st.
Hilarious 🤣 The hair and mustache on the helm was top-notch
I'm glad you think so
I’ve been watching since The Golden Age my brother, and you truly are the king of mirth, this song cements it. I will share this song so that it may stand a chance at a full extended life on vinyl.
When you toured the country, I really wanted to be there to support you in person, but I was in Oklahoma studying for finals (which I passed and now have a Computer Science degree!) You have brought me joy throughout my time in college and I hope that this one little message can give back a fraction of the joy you have brought to me and my friends through your silly little videos.
Godspeed our baseball star! Build the content you love and they will come!
again you got me with the whisper "how do they make so many?". You have this ability to punctuate a joke. True delivery art.
Ngl, in every short you make, all the characters act, sound like, and look like different people are playing each character, but it just you being incredibly good at acting and singing
Right down to the gretzky dream... never been so understood
Your vocals are so vibrant and fun
Thanks my friend, I appreciate that!
"where the best in so many ways" with the suicide champions trophy in the background
I wanna play paintball on thoose flying water proppeled boards.
And sail through the universe with Value select's best songs on a magic ship with my very own brigand of Space pirates.
And you will some day king
@@ValueSelectTV Thank you dear content crator/magician/knight/genius musician!
I FINALLY feel represented in media
Just wanna say you’re one of the best musicians on the platform I damn near cry every time you drop one
Appreciate the love, king. 🙏 Your words fuel my music!
I been listening to this for an hour now lol
This is the song of young men of pur generation
Young men of our generation, united by song!
When I'm feeling down, I know I can rely on your bright of light of shorts at the end of the doom scroll. Good night Max.
After hearing this I literally wiped a single tear away and sniffled, how do you know me so well???!!!
Maybe make some model planes while we're at it..
Yes! 😂
You are actually a genius man keep up the great work
Robert Tucker, thank you! Genius comes in many forms. Let's keep creating! 🧠
Men are the best at everything we even come first in womans sports
King, we create our own path!😉
I was never satisfied with my opportunities as a woman so i became a man and holy shit all my bros understand my feelings, we are making it down the list, i saw god in tranistioning.
thank you brother finally someone understands us
This is like the male version of that banana bread song.
Media always wants to portray life like everything's sexual, nah sometimes a really good snack at just the right time is even more satisfying.
Accurate, in every way
How did I not know about this channel at all beforehand and yet I feel so…. Understood
Discovering me: your destiny, brother! 🎶
Value Select is literally me.
Brother, we are twins then. 😄
How about a frozen pizza in a M1 Abrams? that's like, two dreams at once
This is brilliant
I NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY 😭😭
a hug in the next five years is a little too optimistic i personally aim for 7
very nice video, I finally feel understood
Did no one notice the fact that the trophy said "suicide champs" on it?
I hope they did!
as a member of the female community, i must say this might be a universal thing
i appreciate the title of the trophy, king, hang in there
I once told a girl my dream day would be going dirtbiking, fishing in a lake and then home in time to play halo 3 and she told me I needed to grow up. life can be cruel sometime :(
Oh, king, life's passion shouldn't be hushed. 😄 Never stop living your dream.
Suicide Champs...!?
Hell yeah, Y Chromosome number 1!!
Dub after dub AFTER DUB!!!
i worked in the facotry, its mostly larbor violations
Men only want to reach EnlightenMENt™, which was thoroughly described in this amazing documentary song
Will we get a TWRP collab in the future?
I'm not sure we could handle that kind of awesome! But if I exploded due to how amazing it was it'd be worth it. 🤩
Saved me from the doom scroll. Thanks bro.
Respect
Respect is a two-way street, Dillon, and you're the traffic officer.
That's what men want, but the only things men need are wigs, costumes, a green screen, editing software and musical talent
Men's essentials, indeed! You've cracked the code, king
ROCKY
FLYING HIGH NOW!
I actually know a guy who works in the biggest food processor in Oregon state and I think they make pizza
Do you get freebies at the frozen pizza factory? Asking for a friend.
Okay NOW I know how to treat my boyfriend on his birthday! Better yet, he loves pizza!!!
W
I don't know why or how these started showing up on my feed but I'm not mad
Haha, algorithms work in mysterious ways, brother 🎵. Glad you're enjoying!
@@ValueSelectTV they just randomly started a few days ago, but I'm praying the obelisk will forgive me for not knowing sooner
I wanna see God and every creature ...
I mean shooting with Crosby, but yes
Perfect
Finaly some one under stands us
Absolutely, brother! We resonate together. 😄
You need to collab with jazz emu
Love that man! ❤️ I found his channel back in 2020 (he started a few years after I did)! 🌹 Great guy and going places; super proud of how far he's come!!! Here's a video he did to advertise the national tour we went on!!! ua-cam.com/video/PUSIKuoKoWQ/v-deo.html
Yeah
Well said, brother! Your eloquence is truly captivating! 🎶
@@ValueSelectTV thank you, good sir
Jazz emu vibes
Feeling that groove, brother! 🎷
Dudes, hear me out.
How about a sword?
LIGHTSABERS
Then my dream has completed twice over. I have a longsword and a meyer rapier
I'll take ten.
Or, a really cool stick.
Gimme
"sometime in the next 5 years I'd like to get a hug" you can't be doing this to me dude... this hit too close to home...
Stay strong out there brother
weird thing every time I hangout with my gaming friend I offer a hug. they always take it. never realized it means so much.
@@Jared-ck9vw imagine the last time you were hugged was when your parents sent you off to college and you just graduated that’s what it’s like for a lot of guys
Man just described every men's dreams... What an absolute mad lad
Fake. I want to climb in a T-72AV, not an M1 Abrams.
@@modesttomato4332I wanna survive my ride in a tank thank you very much lol
Though ngl t72 kinda got drip
I've never felt more understood
We're all in this together, Masochist!
"Go back to the frozen pizza factory." Is literally me...
@@videomonster3766Oh gosh, i just went there yesterday. Cant wait to go back 🤤
Couldn’t agree more
Absolutely perfect plan
That suicide trophy hit me hard
LMAO I didn't notice that
Not as hard as I hit the ground
Lost my dad
@@UnrealStewBut you seem to have survived it, so... You don't deserve that award
Not as hard as some introverted violonist kid hitting the ground after diving from a comically tall hospital.
As a frozen pizza factory it feels really bad to be constantly objectified like this
How could Mr select do this ;(
The reigning champ 🏆 this year and every year
Reigning champ of hearts, Juan Cena! Your support takes the title. 🏆
I never knew I wanted to see the frozen pizza factory until now
My desire to see a frozen pizza factory has sky rocketed, and will not come down
Honestly, same…
I’ve also wanted to live in the woods for a long time… though rather than the woods I’d prefer a cave
The vocals in this are unmatched - perfect, even.
Just like your support king! Perfect harmony all around
A man such as myself could only dream of making this fantasy a reality, and yet with Value Select Studios™️ around its like im already living it.
Value Select Studios™️, making fantasies come true, one short UA-cam video at a time
The mix of basic, childlike whimsy and deep spirtual fulfilment hit the nail right on the head.
I appreciate that sentiment my friend!
I feel you need to have some childlike whimsy to get spiritual fulfillment
Little did she know, that his endgame is to raise a loving family with her
And then overthrow Big Pizza by training his children to become the best frozen pizza makers in the business
A plot twist for the generations
Big Pizza.
@@jackbrinskelle9640Shush you don't want to mess with those guys, where do you think pepperoni comes from ?
@@oskahuxley6322 I know how they do the pepperoni and it's the lads that is not happy T-T
That “Shoot pucks with Gretzky!” Line goes insanely hard unironically
This man is a national treasure
A national treasure, just like you, dear Marvin. Your support is worth its weight in gold. 🏅
This needs a full version.
Might be my favorite song since "hit me with your car" and "you already know who it is"
Exquisite in every single way. Will women ever understand?
Time will tell.
The breif moment we see him in the frozen pizza factory he has such a sweet, genuinely giddy expression, like a child on a field trip, its so fucking funny and weirdly wholesome.
Childlike glee forever
Frozen pizza factories keep everyone stable in these perilous times
As a male, i knew deep down there would be mention of wanting to receive a hug lmao
Some experiences are more shared than i thought🗿
Hugs unite us all, my friend.
Bro you see me in the streets, Ima hug the crap outta you
yup, im very lucky to have a hug friend
i hope yall get a hug
im a hug you in the alley @@brianmidkiff5408
I got a pat on the back like 2 months ago and I’m still riding off that
Men crave simple things in life, like hugs, quality time, a good nap and the ability to crush a car with a wrecking ball at any given time. We’re reasonable!
I’ve never had the dream of seeing a frozen pizza factory but now I do. Also every creature is amazing and beautiful I don’t care if you think possums are ugly mom they are nice
I always die laughing when the worker with the clipboard turns away and I see green screen instantly appear.
CONSTANTLY creating bangers must be exhausting.
Man this slaps. How did I never find this channel before? Really well done, as catchy as it's funny.
Blessed to have you, Robin! Better late than never! Welcome aboard king!
"Can i,climb on top of an M1 ABRAMS tank" IS my fantasy. Dude nailed it
I have been hospitalised as a young child for very strong suicidal tendencies due to mistreatment in school and that suicide champ trophy hit me hard as shit lol, same w the microplastics
Definitely not a bad one to bring to this format! Hope things are going well, my man.
Your kind words are a treasure! Things are going better than ever!
Also I just saw the battle of the sexes SUICIDE CHAMPS trophy - LOL
Minimal Encourager, your keen eye uncovers the hidden gems 😂
I can guarantee that if you are wondering what a guy is thinking, the chances of him thinking about swords is much higher than whatever you are thinking of.
Instantly a classic. God I love Fridays.
May our weekends always be filled with liquid mirth
@@ValueSelectTV Amen to that brother.
Hey wait a minute *I* *ALSO* want to see god in every creature, reach for the infinite, AND break the ether, and am (coincidentally) a male?!??!??!??
As a representative of the male population, I can confirm that this is a real male fantasy.
Done ~ M1 Tank.
Done ~ PC got it. games that are good at least.
Done ~ Jet ski is fun af
Nope ~ Maybe one day I'll do shots with Gretsky
Done ~ frozen pizza factory was lit
Done ~ hanging out with the boys is the best
Done ~ every year i go to the renaissance fair
Nope ~ no hugs here. maybe one day. just not today.
Nope ~ plastics are stuck in me I guess
Done ~ sandwiches are awesome
Done ~ naps are soooooo awesome!!!!
Nope ~ take me back to the frozen pizza factory.. Please I need to go back. I have questions. I need answers. Please.
so accurate, every male has had at least one of these fantasies. and that one fantasy is 100% to tour the frozen pizza factory.
I have feeling you won’t want frozen pizzas after going to the factory. I don’t know how they’re made just like I don’t know how my chicken nuggets are made and I think I’m better off this way 😂
As a woman, happy to finally know the truth of what’s in a man’s fantasy.
Just wait till they know what we're dreaming of 🤣
The trophy "Suic*de Champs" is both an oof yet a morbidly funny one.
Censored it for youtube bs
Hanging with the homies instead of getting ladies 💀👍
Friendship is the best ship, by far.
Weirdly I never knew I wanted this
I think you should collaborate with Jazz Emu that would be very cool I think
Love that man! ❤️ I found his channel back in 2020 (he started a few years after I did)! 🌹 Great guy and going places; super proud of how far he's come!!! Here's a video he did to advertise the national tour we went on!!! ua-cam.com/video/PUSIKuoKoWQ/v-deo.html
Incredibly based! Value Select is the goat for sure! ❤
Okay I don't know how you built the world's first wireless mind reading machine,but it served you well making this short groove.
What about die fighting in a hopeless last stand whit your team escapes safely
That's a big one for sure!
Hey I think it’s really cool how often you comment! It’s really special! I also love your songs! Literally relatable and always makes me think.
Thanks king, glad they resonate. 😄