OFFLINETV DATING SIMULATOR (RED FLAGS)
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- Опубліковано 29 гру 2019
- Today we played a game called Red Flags! Each round there is 1 designated single person, the rest of the players each try to create the perfect date for this person with white cards. These players also have to try to sabotage other dates with 1 red card. We'll do 2 rounds and the person with the most successful dates wins!
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"Single people"
Lily: (Cries)
Everyone else: Yay
Ofc ur here again..
Why the hell do I see you in every video comments around like 5 UA-camrs
@@trashpanda4613 He's continuing Justin Y's legacy
It'd be pretty cool if you did have a mustache
All the single people huh I'm not seeing poki 🙄
"Only speak in sarcasm, devoid of emotions" - some of these red cards are just Michael
Johnathan Nail “Plotting to kill you”
Super super racist
Johnathan Nail “death row inmate”
@@bozo4282 wait.... Link?
9:21 "...never gonna give you up..." Lily's face rip
Fed: “What’s her ex’s name?”
Micheal: “Fed”
Me: “Fed Ex”
LMAOOO this took me off guard and now I'm laughing like crazy
this is why i shouldnt read the comments whilst eating food. i almost choked-
lol
Lol, I was eating ice cream and i spit it out all over my desk when I saw this comment... Thx a lot making me clean my desk....
I laughed way to hard on this than it deserves
Lily: says she likes generous and musicians
Michael: hmm time to get out the saxophone and step up my game
michael is better than a professional musician because he doesn't have to be on tour ever and he sings with her and them pipes though
He would just build a machine that plays whatever the fuck he wants 😂😂
@@jacobbeltran7729 He wouldnt build a smartphone just because hes part asian, wtf
@@DasDieDerErik Huh? Michael is known for his weird contraptions because he's an actual engineering genius, lol. Who fucking thinks he makes awesome things because he's part Asian? What the fuck is wrong with you?? I think your comment was that of "I live a good life so I need things to be angry about."
Lily “Single gang”
Micheal I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
Very true lol
Oh how turn tables
@@RuferOfficial lmao he's speaking the language of the Gods
@@RuferOfficial I think they meant "Oh how THE turn tables" its a The Office reference if you didnt know
It was actually lily that made the pro gamer move tho
Love him or hate him, Michael's last made up boyfriend is spitting straight fax.
LMAOO. THIS IS SO UNDERRATED AND FUNNY
Oml...what a beautiful joke
Aight imma head out
I've never been so proud and disappointed in humanity all at once
"Imagine it's a Filipino"
"Im a Filipino"
Best skill to save yourself from a boss battle
Lily really went from "Michael, buddy." to "Michael, honey."🥺🥰
19:41
Lily: is into people only speaking sarcasm
Michael: it’s free real estate
LMAO
Tal vez desde hace un par de meses ellos estan saliendo, la miniatura del video los tienen a los dos, nos. Quisieron advertir de la situación y no le pusimos atención :0
The best part it’s official now
this aged very well
How did you predict this?
Turns out this was just Micheal trying to figure out what Lily liked
CUTE
Bamboozled
A robot that tasers you if you don’t share love and affection
@@wallowing5175 when did they start dating
@@stevethea5250 since about february
11:44 "I don't really like it when girls drink too much."
Yeah Fed, well girls don't really like it when you drink too much either
Damn, savage!
Damn…
Murdered. Absolutely murdered. I congratulate you.
Put of pocket. 100% not needed, but most CERTAINLY appreciated.
Fed more like ded
Scarrra: a good realistic person
Everyone else: they can fly, cured cancer and has a multi billion dollar company
"her ex's name is Fed"
FedEx.
LMAO i knew someone would make this joke.
Made my day
Jajaja
dabossdud that minecraft youtube caller FedExgaming xD
Or because Michael was selling his date to “Fed”myster.
"If she doesn't work out for you"
"She won't live for long"
Ook
The super racist one would’ve been my choice
Lily (for Fed's turn): She believes you're the most attractive person she's ever met
Scarra: So delusional?
JESUS CHRIST SCARRA RELAX LMAO
so much has happened,, michael and lily together, fed kicked out, and scara is still our favourite scara. i love it. proud of u guys
Michael: I'm learning a lot about people today
Also Michael: Give me the girl constantly covered in ants
Tell me you wouldn't watch a video about a rocket scientist covered in ants taser-fighting Michael.
kinky
She's the daughter of Ants in my eyes Johnson.
S picks a plot twist, Michael programmed the ants to kill the rocket scientist
NIghtmare, nightmare, nightmare (death to turtles by ants)
20:14 - Michael: "Does that mean you're the best at being single?"
Holy f- that quick wit is deadly
Aaron Kaiser Hello fellow Kaiser. But yeah, Micheal’s a savage.
Welp now they dating
If that's true I'm glad. They are both cute little muffins that deserve some happiness.
@@avancarr8690 This is confrimed on Lily's Instagram under her most recent photo - check comments I am crying
Well well well, how the turn tables.
*whips out a card on Michael’s turn* “Is lilypichu”
Michael: *instantly picks it*
when Scarra said "voice of an angel" I imagined a booming voice shouting FEAR NOT
*screaming in **_G E O M E T R Y_*
screaming in **D O O M**
Lily: He's hot AND rich.
Yvonne: (Excited)
Michael: _Never gain weight while dating_
Yvonne: ( *Straight up loses it* )
SHES SO HAVING THAT LMAO
EarlGrey this is gold
What makes it better is Michael Hyping it up as Lily grumbles about it
She acted like it was happening 😂
*S E A N*
Lily: "I'm happy to have won in this table full of single people"
No one:
Scarra: *cough* _bullshit_
safe to say that Scarra knew he'd win the bet
Laughed too hard at this
Michael: Does that mean you're the best at being single?
Lily: *Dates Michael*
"Allergic to dogs"
"Owns five pomerians"
Determination or masochism
Damn Michael and Lily must have taken this game too seriously...
Neighthan lol guess lily looked past his red flags and vice versa.
@@AZhang-fb9xs honestly i don't see a single red flag in Michael lol
OverThoughts addicted to crack
@@chloe5688 that's definitely a white card
@@trickorcrit6010 Taser fetish
Lily: "Cooks your favorite food for you" 3 months later Lily: "We are making Michael's favorite katsu curry"
What the heck happend to your formating?!
@@Algenhirn ???
@@curstinbcake1066 The format of your comment is completely fucked up on PC. Looked like you were using spaces instead of enter.
It's completely fine on mobile.
@@Algenhirn Ah, I think they used space instead of enter. And since the space on computer is larger than on mobile, it looks weird.
I need link
Lily: "Someone who speaks in sarcasm could be fun"
Michael: *Immediately responds with Sarcasm*
11:10 omg the way Michael looked at her is so so cute 🥰
It scares me that Michael fits so perfectly into their group
Well, when you have millions of subscribers and dozens of millions viewers on your youtube videos, they have a place for you.
@@TristanOnGoogle no thanks boomer
@@Lordviridian It's a generic "you", it's not about you and your 176 views ;)
@@TristanOnGoogle at least he has some views.....
@@wouterschouten3376 OOF
"imagine its filipino"
"michaelll"
"WHAT IM FILIPINO"
He's dirty for that
no ones going to look at michael and say he's Filipino 🤦♂️
@@Regent192 But he is Filipino tho? Lmaoo
Lmao
I literally laughed for
20 minutes straight
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Regent192 so? Does that mean hes not able to joke about that because he doesn’t look filipino? He IS filipino. There are many filipinos that are mistaken for other ethnicities im gonna guess youre filipino and as a filipino too im sure youve been mistaken for at least every east asian ethnicity out of the book. He can make those jokes
@@Regent192 but my first time seeing michael i thought he was a filipino that was born and raised in the usa that's why his accent is different, just like my cousins (but filipinos are actually really good at accents)
Did anyone else notice Scarra's slip up when he said "You already think Michael is 12, but what happens when he's 6"
Bro why did you comment this 51 times
@RiceCum I didn't, phone must have glitched out or something.
Seeing Yvonne get so excited over the imaginary boyfriend was hilarious and wholesome - especially not having to worry about gaining weight lol!! 😂
- “They only speak in sarcasm”
- “That seems pretty fun, actually.”
Michal Reeves’ brain:
WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
charles the french?
LMAOO OMG THATS SO TRUE
Facts
Charles fan :D
Charles the french reference?
"people are shipping Michael and Lily what do we do"
"put em in the thumbnail for the dating sim for views"
That's just a good bit of business right there.
"clever girl"- Jurassic Park
No, Lily and Fed, since times immemorial it has been said so.
It's just good businesses
it's because it's gonna drive up their views also relationship-related adds have a pretty good cpm
Why is no one talking about
Michael: "A respectful yoga instructor vs a super model scientist? SAY THAT OUTLOUD TO YOURSELF AGAIN"
0:07 I think she’s saying “I’m not really interested in dating.” And Michael is like “thank you for interjecting that.”
Idk if any of you have liked someone who keeps insisting they aren’t interested in dating but I relate
"Only Speaks In Sarcasm"
Lily: That sounds kinda fun actually.
Michael: *_Okay, alright._* _(clear sarcasm)_
*THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR EACHOTHER*
Lily stated in the "Michael Reeves joins OfflineTV" around 5:12 that Michael invites people into his videos so he can taze them, And she said that she'd be down and that sounds exciting.
Also at roughly 1:07 Lily says "I do like funny people" they were destined to be.
If only they knew what the near future would be like
@@JamesCPotter13 sounds Masochistic
LMFAOOOOO look at them now man ;)
Lily: As usual I have won
Michael: This means she is the best at being single
Michael is a beast but in a good way xd
That one hit the bull's eye maximum trigger 😂😂
With the power of ZEUS.... she’s the best at being single
She broke up?
"So you have chose... death?"
i feel like michael put down "only speaks in sarcasm" to see what lily's reaction would have been
Lily: "She believes that you are the most attractive person they have ever seen."
Scarra: "So delusional? That doesn't seem like a good thing."
Lily: don’t ship us
How the tables have turned
Even though they're dating she doesn't want to be shipped, she said that on stream yesterday
How the turns have tabled
Hyunjun Ju I believe it’s ReeChu
Ooh how the turn tables
@@hyunjunju6405 i want it to be Michu, tho theres a lot of possible ship names for them
"imagines he's a Filipino"
As a Filipino myself, I couldn't agree more
*sigh* never couldn't been worse
Kapwa filipino
Filipinos can change any accent if I do say so myself ... Philippines numbah wan 😂
Philippines nambahwan!
i love it when we filipinos being mentioned in foreign tvs or streams, even if its in the form of insult or a joke.
10:03
"they own an adorable coffee shop!"
Someday, we'll have our last conversation...
AND DRINK OUR LAST CUP OF COFFEE
can we appreciate that this game was cultured enough to rickroll you through the means of a playing card
"Won't allow Wi-Fi in the house."
That sound be an actual crime.
I wouldn't mind that tbh. I've never used a Wi-Fi because where i live we get unlimited data 100-200M LFT (4G) for like a $20-30
/month. This red card is for 'muricans fpr sure.
what if they used a wired connection?
Maza Mobile data doesn’t do shit if you’re trying to play online games smh
FingerFlicksPC fiber optics
@@HCBBExplore wifi in online games? What are you BROKE?
Michael uses the “Only speaks in sarcasm” card as an insult... MICHAEL used the card... MICHAEL did... MICHAEL.
Lily: that sounds kinda fun actually.
Plot twist, Michael wanna know if his sarcasm stood a chance so he put it out there.
Michael: Imagine it's an accent you hate! It's Filipino. I'm Filipino!
LILY: "Canonically they have 3 wishes."
That's not true canonically they have infinite wishes.
6:00 Lily describing AOC in with two cards
Trueeeee
Michael gets a card saying "incapable of human emotion"
Me: So it's just him in real life.
I mean, he seems very jolly in the pain of others
I don't know man Kuuderes are pretty cool in anime...
@@EmperorQuinking KUUDERE IS A WORD FOR GIRLSSSSSS
@@user-wy3id7op5t Michaela Reeves exists
@@EmperorQuinking dandere. Kuudere is more like Cho from the mentalist.
Thumbnail: Micheal and Lily
Title: DATING GAME
The editors know.
THEY KNEW
Welp they are apparently dating now
@@nahfam2735 Where it say dat?
@Adam Stillwagon On Lily's IG
Ship name?
the thumbnail is foreshadowed the relationship between Micheal and Lily
LMAO YOU CAN SEE MICHAEL LOOK AT LILY AT 2:27 WHEN FED’S TALKING ABOUT HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND
Fed saying "today we're playing red flags" is some serious next level irony
Yeah...
Lol
And then immediately being in the lead with two points while everyone's at zero, having blank cards constantly and therefore the advantage, ending up losing anyway (plus the card making the comment "there are a lot of scum UA-camr's out there").
💀💀💀
And then also saying "i have a lot of sex" while whereing a "virginity rocks" shirt
Michael: your boyfriend is sarcastic
lily: that sounds fun
literally gets annoyed at every sarcastic comment that Michael made
Best kind of foreshadowing
This was brilliant, especially that last round, OMG, everyone had such good stuff, and such great ways to disrupt each other. Turning the time machine into a bad thing by making him trying to murder you, he basically guarantees success, at least Scarra's might fail to kill you, and has the ultimate white cards to make her pick him, Fed got a card I would consider top tier white card and ended up last place IMO.
You can see all the makings of a great lasting relationships coming to fruition in this video. And I'm here for it.
Isn’t it funny how Michael had a crush on lily during this video
yes
It makes me uncomfortable seeing Fed in here too, knowing everything he did.
Micheal had it planned all along.
someone tell lily's boyfriend that michael is crushing on her
Connor Nam lily and her boyfriend broke up
“Only can communicate through facts.”
Me: “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”
Me: "This comment made me laugh"
And that’s a fact
Me: the Mitochondria doesnt get paid
Don't stay in school
Me: Jeffrey epstien didnt kill himself
I love how Michael is so calm right now lol
Lily x Micheal
Went back to this in 2021 and this aged magically.
Some of it did...
Fed doesn't like this video
“I’ve had a lot of sex in my life...”
-Chad, 2019
InfiniteTranquilo _ bruh I died of cringe, u can easily tell if someone’s lying
@@henry9765 Well it wasn't serious or like they were trying or just joking....
He's not lying, in the OTV panel they were talking about relationships as a streamer and he said he was a bit of a whore in college and didn't have any meaningful relationships until afterwards. They also talked about how the girlfriend he had at the time he joined the house left him because she was insecure about the Foki stuff.
Fed is hot, rich and famous. He is having as much sex as he wants to have it.
"chad"
Lily: "she's a youtube celebrity"
me: *FORESHADOWING*
P^rnstar
FORESHADOWING?
@@modcolocko *no.*
@@patsumii_843 Yeah I agree
@@modcolocko glad we agree
and a p*rnstar
*lily likes a certain characteristic*
michael: WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!
"If this person doesn't work out much for you, she doesn't have much time anyways"
Scarra with the big brain
Michael: "Her ex's name is Fed"
Hehehehe Fed-Ex
That’s pretty good | (• ◡•)|
Damn, that’s a fucking good one
I am Fed up with these jokes
Bro this joke is so bad the federal bad joke investigation is on to me.
PacX ikr
Lily: "Speeks in sarcasm, that could be annoying"
Also lily: dates micheal
s p e e k s
s p e e k s
s p e e k s
*S P E E K S*
s p e e k s
Lily: *That sounds kinda fun actually*
Micheal: *o0kay aAlright! Im learning alot about ppl today*
“Only speaks in sarcasm”
Lily: “that’d be fun…”
Michael: “I’m leARning SoOooo much.”
Yes you were Michael yes you were
"Always speaks in sarcasm."
Lily: "that sounds kinda fun actually."
Michael: *answers sarcastically*
I WAS SCREAMING LMAO
Lily: An accent is kinda cute tho-
Micheal: ITS AN ACCENT YOU HAT- ITS FILLIPINO
Yvonne: [laughs]
Micheal: *IM FILLIPINO*
19:07
Ahaha imagine a local filipino language example is ilocano
WHAT!? I THOUGH FILIPINO ACCENT WAS ATTRACTIVE!? 😅 IT WAS EVEN PART OF A TOP 10 OR TOP 20.
@@Martin-yh7vi yeah the general language we use but there are alot of dialects in the Philippines
Anong kagaguhan toh
Sorry in advance
Hey, OfflineTV, I know it's been 3 years since you guys have played this game BUT if you could pretty please do another one(or more) of these videos, that would be amazing. please do
Michael: put this in and zoom in.
So glad they complied. Too funny
Scarra playing like someone fell right into his trap card.
One of my favourite videos of all time, it's practically a murder weapon because I am in great physical pain from laughing so much
20:16 even when Lily wins, Micheal Gets the last laugh
“If this person doesn’t work out for you, at least she doesn’t live very long”
-Scarra
"only speaks in sarcasm"
Lily: that's fun
Michael: well your gonna love me
You're*
@@berkakbulut4634 you arth
@@berkakbulut4634 ana dili olanlardan daha çok takmamız -_- çok sinir bozucular
Micheal was so cute when he says. "imagine it's Filipino", "I'm Filipino" he's so proud of it ❤️😍
We need a part 3 because I’ve watched this one like 6 times already
14:47
Michael: We’re all just bad at this game.
Lily: This is why we’re single.
👀
And also Michael's *hEuhA* afterwards
Michael: Imagine it's Filipino!
Offline: No racism
Michael: *I'M FILIPINO!*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Because if internet has taught me anything, it's that if you're a member of a race you're allowed to mock that race however you like even tho you're disconnected from the culture."
- Michael Reeves
actually Filipino's have funny accent for me and i am a Filipino
@@michalgryc2924 It's true though and yeah, Filipinos do sound funny but not as funny as Indians.
@@loreignaribal4055 ok now that's just biased
8:15 Actually Michaels reasoning was great, there is a movie called "The Musician" made in 2017 directed by Richard Allen
Scarra rickrolling me was the one thing I never thought would happen
The battle between Scarra and Fed with the blank cards were intense af
20:15 Michael-
Lmao also Lily:
“I’m going to
_HURT_
you.”
She wasnt reeeadyyyyyyy xD
666 likes
I could see her eyes glowing red for a second.
Well, Michael and lily's single life aged well...
CONGRATS U 2
Lily: Does the outro*
Michael: "Does that mean you're the best at being single"
Michael is honestly the chaos energy this group really needs hahahaha, the last sentence he said was gold.
You’re the real hero for not spoiling the joke
yeah man he is amazing
He's doing toast's job now while toast is nowhere to be seen
John Smith rip albert
Lily: He’s hot, owns a penthouse suite and speaks in a foreign accent.
IT’S ACTUALLY LUCIFER OMFG
oh my god its better than i imagined
Foreign accent that changes m8, that would be pretty fucking annoying
Oohh 😂
I mean that would suck, but you'd just have to wait for it to change back to one you like.
Mr. Morningstar for you.
I live how they edited the card to actually say "facts", then changed it when it was clarified.
I remember playing this with some lads and we ended up debating beyond the cards
"gymnastic"
"she is a gymnastic so very healty and good looking!"
"she'll probably have no time to spend with you because she trains a lot during her free time. My girl is better, pick mine."
I love the way Lily "relationship" becoming a meme rather than something that "shouldn't be mentioned"
Varler she is not with Albert anymore, He cheated on her with a fellow streamer. She is healing though and wants no Ill will towards him.
It started with Michael and I guess everyone else including lily got comfortable around that topic / able to joke about it.
@@michaelaquino2704 laughter is the best medicine
I mean.. Michael did give Lily a necklace in recent stream... 😳
@@tae912 stop your degeneracy
Lily: "I really wish people would stop shipping me and Michael"
Offline TV: "Yeah who does that?"
Also Offline TV: *Thumbnail of Lily and Michael and the words Dating Game*
Never change guys, get them views 😂
Does she really said that ? XD
@@Minrinea yes I also believe she sees him like a little brother
I think they could be a couple
@@Minrinea She said it was very uncomfortable at a stream
Haha that's what I was thinking, Lily is the only one Michel has been on stream with.
2:46 this man really just said “say that aloud to yourself in your head”
Lily: has a terrible breakup wherever boyfriend cheated on her
All of her friends: shits on her for being single
Holy crap I spat my bubble tea out when Scarra dropped the "he's 6"
that is the version of Exodia with the power of the FBI
Excelent move
Why you spit me sis
Maybe he was born on a leap year lol
Micheal: STARBICKS EVERYDAY
Yvonne: ( screaming and jumping out of joy )
i can't---😂😂
Like when Oprah gives out stuff. Lol
Like when Oprah gives out stuff. Lol
Yvonne: Shit negro, that's all you had to say
19:02 IM FREAKING OFFENDED!
I need more of this😂
12:02 The way that Fed's answer changed from yeah to what midway was hilarious.
Sarcasm goblin: "he always speaks in sarcasm"
Lily: "that sounds pretty fun actually"
Sarcasm goblin liked that
why am i reminded of toast
@@jmesliao or Destiny...
@@Iburnyoudie or Michael...
A living; breathing, tazer addicted, comedian, sarcasm goblin.
(No hate on Michael the guy is great)
Might wanna check her ig fellas... ;)
@@johanncarlos7062 now i can die in peace :')