Michael is a fucking PRO at presentations. It's almost like every UA-cam video he's made has prepared him for the corporate world, from selling me a racist Elmo, to a robot that squirts monster ate when I'm falling asleep
Michael was absolute that one kid who could write all his presentations (like the one he did on the three commas) and get As on every single one cause the teachers wouldn’t have the heart to fail it.
@@TheRealShinobi Michael is like those kids, that write his presentations that are like the second presentation(of the video). He would get As on every single one of them cuz the teachers wouldn't dare to fail him.
lily's presentation reminded me so violently of the way school presentations were before we all learned that you should match the style of the ppt to the tone/subject lmao. the way someone would be talking about the death penalty and then the slides would fold up into origami birds LMAO
Unless you're intentionally tweaking the beaks of everyone in the class, who are indoctrinated into thinking, "Oh, spooky, genocide, you always have to take that so seriously," so constantly that you just go in the opposite direction, a sort of ironic eyeroll to the conventions of society, which is probably the effect that Lily was going for.
I'm willing to bet that it was actually dripping with irony, although we didn't get enough of it to tell for sure. Longtime viewers of hers know that she actually has a very dark sense of humor, although she hides that aspect of herself on stream most of the time because it's less than "brand safe", haha. Take the thing that everyone knows you're never supposed to joke about and just make light of it relentlessly. The paradox is that overly doctrinaire thinking, where you're never allowed to question the established orthodoxy, is literally the kind of collective mindset that gives rise to fascism and genocide in the first place. Lily was doing God's work by reminding people that there's no such thing as something that can't be questioned, can't be mocked. There are no sacred cows in the real world, and as soon as you imagine that there are, you're already starting down the path that leads to very, very dark places. Impressive from a 14-year-old. It underscores that Lily was a bright kid. She understood more than most, and probably earlier on.
@@madness4798 it's basically a show where entrepreneurs pitch their business ideas to a bunch of investors in exchange for investments or shares to the company
Lily is like a cat -Is the most adorable thing you will ever see -She makes you just wanna cuddle her -Has committed several war crimes -I reiterate. SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE.
Poki seems to have such a great energy all the time (on camera at very least). I feel like it’d be really fun to meet her in person and just get to know her. 😊
@@sleepy3158 if ur gonna call all of her male fans down bad u might as well call of her female fans lesbians. not everything has to be sexual cuz most of us know she is a normal ass person.
i like how - if you were into vocaloid in the 2010s - you can tell which vocaloid photos/artwork were really in lily's original presentation versus the photos/artworks that the staff added lol. lily's an OG
Lily: "Everyone knows drinking on an empty stomach is bad for you.." Me: * *purposely chugs the first drink on an empty stomach for max effectiveness* *
Just recently started watching OTV though I've known and followed several members for a few years and I have to say this is quite possibly the funniest video they have done. I really hope they do a part 2.
I haven’t laughed at an otv vid this hard in a while. You guys need to bring Myth around WAY more often that was a great video! Simple idea, HILARIOUS acting 😂😂❤️
I can't get enough of OfflineTv. All the members pair so, so well together. Even the people brought on from outside the team are so great to watch. You all look to be having so much fun and seem so happy and I genuinely wish I could be there with everyone. It would be an honest honor to be called any one of your friends. OfflineTv and it's members are so great. Excited, yet impatient, for the next video!
I love how Michael was laughing so hard during Myth and Poki's presentation, that Myth and Poki started laughing and had a hard time trying to finish talking lol 😂
Michael is a fucking PRO at presentations. It's almost like every UA-cam video he's made has prepared him for the corporate world, from selling me a racist Elmo, to a robot that squirts monster ate when I'm falling asleep
Such an underrated comment. How does he not start stuttering? 😂
He did present to the nsa or something
"The digital world is coming into reality" while stepping in front of the projection screen, projecting digital content onto his real face.
This man.
@@gwennvy It's the monster
nice
Michael was absolute that one kid who could write all his presentations (like the one he did on the three commas) and get As on every single one cause the teachers wouldn’t have the heart to fail it.
I love that no one is denying it either😂
They afraid of Michael as well
English I am dead serious I barely have a clue on what you're trying to say
@@TheRealShinobi Michael is like those kids, that write his presentations that are like the second presentation(of the video). He would get As on every single one of them cuz the teachers wouldn't dare to fail him.
@@esmondgoh3112 Still don't get what you're saying
Michael just gasping for air at every bit Myth makes and Myth just smiling back is the best friendship dynamic ever
To be honest, After Michael's presentation, the video was not that funny.
how the fuck did u get that out of a drunk powerpoint presentation
But whats a cts
@@williamhogrider4136 Fr
@@ffluux cars trucks sex?
lily's presentation reminded me so violently of the way school presentations were before we all learned that you should match the style of the ppt to the tone/subject lmao. the way someone would be talking about the death penalty and then the slides would fold up into origami birds LMAO
Unless you're intentionally tweaking the beaks of everyone in the class, who are indoctrinated into thinking, "Oh, spooky, genocide, you always have to take that so seriously," so constantly that you just go in the opposite direction, a sort of ironic eyeroll to the conventions of society, which is probably the effect that Lily was going for.
@@StochasticUniverse or she was a dumb kid. both work.
LMAO
@@StochasticUniverse is it indoctrination to take genocide seriously
The fact that Poki's sober yet her energy is the same level as the others🤣
Do you know why she was sober ?
It's the atmosphere
@@trendybistro IM DEAD LMAOOOO
@@KravenShane maybe she does not drink?
@@KravenShane she just doesn't drink alcohol
Trade offer:
You get: UA-cam members
We get: Lily's full presentation
YES
I'll sign that petition.
Honestly id sign up
sign me up
make it all the presentation link XD
Is anyone else wondering how the rest of Lily’s five genocides presentation went?? 😂😂
I need to know
RIGHT LMAOO
@@KaleidosXXI Why? Just why?
@@KaleidosXXI must've been a massacre
@@tone256 goddamn it lmao
Lily's completely unironic ~Five Genocides!~ presentation, complete with bouncing animations, is my favorite type of dark humor
LMAOO THE "and stuff!~^_^" FUCKING GOT ME
I'm willing to bet that it was actually dripping with irony, although we didn't get enough of it to tell for sure. Longtime viewers of hers know that she actually has a very dark sense of humor, although she hides that aspect of herself on stream most of the time because it's less than "brand safe", haha.
Take the thing that everyone knows you're never supposed to joke about and just make light of it relentlessly. The paradox is that overly doctrinaire thinking, where you're never allowed to question the established orthodoxy, is literally the kind of collective mindset that gives rise to fascism and genocide in the first place. Lily was doing God's work by reminding people that there's no such thing as something that can't be questioned, can't be mocked. There are no sacred cows in the real world, and as soon as you imagine that there are, you're already starting down the path that leads to very, very dark places.
Impressive from a 14-year-old. It underscores that Lily was a bright kid. She understood more than most, and probably earlier on.
@@StochasticUniverse deep
Myth and Lily's presentation was so fucking hilarious
Seeing Myth go from completely sound to maniacally unhinged and then calm again is hysterical
Michael and Poki have the most chaotic sibling energy I love it
I swear, at least once a year in offline tv episodes, they have to make Scarra gobble down a whole bottle of alcohol.
Make him, riiiiiiiiiiiight...
"Making" Scarra drink Alcohol is like saying you're making a fish swim.
Only once a year?
I think the words are trying to look for is chug
Once?
Michael and scaras presentation absolutely killed me
I'm blown away by how incredible a communicator Michael is
@@Guevon_Pajaro He's right, who needs a femoid
true
it reminded me of a presentation from the office
Not enough people are talking about Myth. He is just straight up one of the best guests OTV has ever had
Him and Ludwig for sure
@@randomstuffwithshawn9762 Him, Ludwig, and Valkyrae are the best guests since Micheal switched from guest to OTV member
@@glazestelar valk the best fs then myth then rae
Every guest is the best guest on OTV because they're all amazing
@@arrowwilliamsoconnor6015 yea fr bro valk > rae 100%
7:03 "So we charge $250 a session" That took me out, brought me back to life and killed me again xD
I love how Myth knew exactly how to target Michael's weakness and said snipers, mans knew what he was doing 😂
Michael is a walking meme. And we love him for that.
facts
Harder facts
*micheal dances* we charge 250 a session
*"One of those"
Poki and Michael dancing before moving to a slide about genocide got to be one of the funniest things.
18:18 18:35 we need the full presentation for sure
Michael and Pokis friendship is top tier lmao
Truly an underrated dynamic
Gotta be close, they share a girlfriend /j
@@EyeconicLaura no wonder lily love them
@@EyeconicLaura before I figured out lily and Michael were a thing it seemed like poki had a crush on him
@@franciscogranados7225 bruh
At 6:36 I love how his mouth is left open with his shirt having “broken mouth” on it ♥️
Young Lily: Savage psychopath
Older Lily: Cute and Wholesome
**Still a psycho, don't be fooled
they should do a drunk shark tank episode, they'll probably bs their way through it but it would be very entertaining to see.
agreeeee
THIS IS A GOLDEN IDEA
OTV pitches michael their dumb robot ideas
What is shark tank
@@madness4798 it's basically a show where entrepreneurs pitch their business ideas to a bunch of investors in exchange for investments or shares to the company
As soon as Michael opens his mouth u just know ur about to burst out laughing any second lmfao
Proof at 6:35 because he didn’t even speak, he just opened his mouth and people laughed
I like how the editor was like "nah, let's just be safe and completely cut out lily's presentation at the end" hahah
whoever made that second presentation needs a raise. even THE MICAHEL enjoyed it
Brodin lol
Bro Michael is just too fucking funny. His personality adds so much to OTV and I'm happy to see another OTV video and everyone did well
Everybody was hilarious, Myth especially, but also, Michael absolutely losing it was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
Between poki, Jodi, and Hotsune Miku, Michael and Lily’s is probably going to be most epic family tree ever
Oof.... Lily doesn't like to have kids
Copium
@@Sweet-bx2ec when you say that do you mean she doesn’t wanna have kids?
oh god, fvck me up jodi…
hatsune*
This Myth guy is pretty funny, he should stream
I bet he'd be great at Fortnite
@@yoshiboi8118 yeah like the third best maybe even second
Maybe he could even join an ORG and become one of their most popular members of all time
he probably loves fortnite
@@adichatterjee then leave said org because their owner is a clown
5:45 Michael sounded very disappointed 🤣🤣🤣
Lily is like a cat
-Is the most adorable thing you will ever see
-She makes you just wanna cuddle her
-Has committed several war crimes
-I reiterate. SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE.
Yes.
This is so wrong at so many levels
@@rohitsriram2175 WDYM?
@@rohitsriram2175 go away you're not comfy.
@@hnzkzy7986 ok bye
I would have liked to see more of the genocide presentation personally
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Present a genocide to the world.
Probably didn't show it as I imagine it got pretty dark pretty fast and almost certainly wouldn't have been in the best taste.
@@WanderTheNomad inspiring words
@@kabobawsome I would have loved to see the mindset of genocider lily
I actually just got out of surgery , and being able to watch offline tv again, makes feel so happy to be alive.
pog
best wishes, sending vibes for a speedy recovery :)
wishing for a speedy recovery!!!
Get well soon
Congrats. What was that surgery?
Myth: drunk mad dad 16:42
Michael: *intense laughing* 12:30
Scarra: s a l a d 15:22
6:30 Even michael reeves have to calculating every possible outcome to that question
Poki seems to have such a great energy all the time (on camera at very least). I feel like it’d be really fun to meet her in person and just get to know her. 😊
@@sleepy3158 if ur gonna call all of her male fans down bad u might as well call of her female fans lesbians. not everything has to be sexual cuz most of us know she is a normal ass person.
Michael: “are you billionaires yourselfs?”
Poki & Myth: “…”
As an actual vocaloid fan this vocaloid presentation is KILLING ME LMAO
Actual 😰
As a vocaloid fan, I am pleased and happy.
Myth is so incredibly funny! I love his and Poki's presentation. That was top notch!
Yeah I don't understand why he fell off his content is always top tier
11:22 Simu Liu used to be a stock model im actually crying thats so funny
i like how - if you were into vocaloid in the 2010s - you can tell which vocaloid photos/artwork were really in lily's original presentation versus the photos/artworks that the staff added lol. lily's an OG
Just in time for my manic episode, OTV never misses with uploads
Lmaoooo best o luck buddy
jeez you okay dude?
bro didnt even watch the vid yet
as someone who has had a couple of very short manic episodes, i can not relate
Nice opinion, I'm in ur walls
Michel going "Wait what?" is such an small but amazing moment 16:27
Lily: "Everyone knows drinking on an empty stomach is bad for you.."
Me: * *purposely chugs the first drink on an empty stomach for max effectiveness* *
See. I’m just now figuring it out. This video was alright when I watched sober. Got drunk, and this is truly a work of art. Fr.
Just recently started watching OTV though I've known and followed several members for a few years and I have to say this is quite possibly the funniest video they have done. I really hope they do a part 2.
I swear Michael is one of the few people that can make Poki laugh like she is going insane
Michael’s laughing is so unbelievably contagious lmfao
16:40 this was the MOST hilarious part 😂 i was crying the whole time !!! Like how myth just was like LILY WTF and just continues like anyway 😄 😂🤣🤣
michael is the exact same person when he is drunk and when he is sober
I actually laughed out loud when Michael started dancing LMFAO
14:54 Michael and Poki having a brain blast while Scarra is munching. That's a shot
Michael saying "I would've bullied you in HS" is just amazing.
The amount of Michael Reeves screen time in this video helped me wait a bit more longer till he posts his new video.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Them having fun and the presentations themselves were great content.
10:30 i love how she looks at the camera when she says "sold feet pics" .. she knows what she did.
honestly cant tell if michaels drunk or just being himself
When Myth said "I feel great!" That was too funny from Myth 🤣 from 17:04 to 17:26
I like how myth was trying his hardest to not breakdown into tears when michael was, that was the face of a man in pure joy
02:53 "Gentlemen, you had my curiosity… but now you have my attention."
Anyone else concerned that Brodin of all people made a presentation about lying at a young age?
It makes a lot of sense.
Presentation: Now I will perform a short song
Michael: *dances and speaks in a monotone voice*
I haven’t laughed at an otv vid this hard in a while. You guys need to bring Myth around WAY more often that was a great video! Simple idea, HILARIOUS acting 😂😂❤️
you know its a good day when otv uploads a video with myth 😀
And they’re all drunk!
Love how poki’s the only one not drinking and she’s still having fun with the rest of them , my halal queen 👑🥺
LILY : we lie each other all the time
MICHAEL : WAIT WHA-?
LMFAOOOO
i'm convinced Michael can present about anything and make it entertaining
Michael saying "HOW OLD WERE YOU AT 14" kills me 19:23
Lily had the most amazing presentations as a kid! 😂😂
Michael's weezing at 4:22 had me rolling😭😭😭
I can't get enough of OfflineTv. All the members pair so, so well together. Even the people brought on from outside the team are so great to watch. You all look to be having so much fun and seem so happy and I genuinely wish I could be there with everyone. It would be an honest honor to be called any one of your friends. OfflineTv and it's members are so great. Excited, yet impatient, for the next video!
I love how Michael was laughing so hard during Myth and Poki's presentation, that Myth and Poki started laughing and had a hard time trying to finish talking lol 😂
ok you guys HAVE to do this again sometime. this was hysterical
poki and myth’s presentation was my understanding of money as an 8 year old
13:56 NA THATS HILARIOUS LMFAO IM ON THE GROUND
I don't know why they'd include the 3 comma club presentation in this video, they just exposed their best secret
Swear Michael had me CRYING at the end of his presentation!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
18:02 anyone else worried about that cup that Michael put on the sofa
Now I am
12:39 the way lily looked at michale HAHHAAH
Lily is so good at ads voiceover. I could watch her sponsor ads the whole day.🤗
13:16 Poki should have said, if they each recruit 5 people and keep it going then eventually everyone will be a billionaire
myth is hilarious, could you imagine if he was a member of otv
Being a close friend of Poki, I'm sure he got the offer before, but who knows, maybe he wants to be more of q freelancer.
Is he not with 100T?
oh u right
Lily: we dont smoke crack Micheal: define the amount of ahcohaul in our coverts,tables,and stomaches
Poki is literally me (the one guy with a water bottle while everyone else is drinking alcohol)
Sure its water nog vodka🤣
@@boris800 she doesn't drink
12:26 Bro myth sayin snipers with such a straight face had me dying how me just smiled at Michael 😂😂😂
Lily's "Five Genocides" presentation gave me flashbacks to when I wrote a "25 Deaths on Christmas" essay for English. 🤣
This was the best OTV video in a while. Absolutely hilarious.
I’ve never seen Michael genuinely die from laughter, it’s amazing.
“How old were you at 14?”
-Michael Reeves, 2022
When Michael called those figures Funko Pops and then the next slide was an actual Hatsune Miku Funko Pop
And with that bass edited in 10/10
12:45 THAT OP NOISE KILLED ME LMFAO
Michael and Lily DYING, meanwhile Scarra witting there like "wtf is this"
17:24 Myth's delivery was so on point I'm crying 😂😂😂
0:58 this was an astounding Segway I appreciate it with all my heart
I love how Myth and Lily are just gaslighting each other and smiling
Michael could sell me my own possessions like I could be holding a water bottle I just bought and I'd probably still give him $10
I was absolutely dying from laughter. This was so fun to watch! :D
Love the fact that the table is just ingredients for Michael's Creamy Surprise
This is the kind of stuff I look forward to from OTV. I absolutely loved this one, great job
Maboroshi by Hyper potions in the outro. 🔥🔥🔥
“This is Pope Francis the second meeting with Hatsune Miku, right before he met with Tupac’s hologram”
-Drunk Micheal Reeves