“You Are Not Funny” | Troy Bond Stand Up
Вставка
- Опубліковано 25 чер 2023
- Once again Germany starts a war it wasnt prepared to finish
See me live 👇
TroyBondLive.com
Check out my podcast BONDING
Spotify:
open.spotify.com/show/7L5YUVA...
Apple:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...
UA-cam:
ua-cam.com/channels/fkA.html... - Ігри
As a German, i can confirm that the chicken was indeed following orders.
😂
Can confirm, i was ze chicken
NEIN!
Nein!
ϟkål from California! You ever hear the actual German knock knock joke?
Knock knock
Who’s ther…
VE ASK ZE QUESTIONS!
Bro started turning into hitler, mic frequency and all 😭💀
I do a phenomenal hitler impression.
True
Telefunken have blood on their hands
lmaooaoaoaoooaaoa NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!
So much neine its almost 10.
*Knock knock*
"Who's there?
-Doesn't matter, open the door now!!" 😂😂😂
*ze door
The visual German knock-knock joke is hilarious... this was good off the cuff tho.
That's Dwight kgb the office joke
Hes reworked a robin williams joke.
Or stolen it
@@michaelshepherd885 now, i don't care. It made me laugh
"You hear those laughs? that means I'm funny" 😂😂😂😂
666 likes, thats just perfect 😂😂😂
@@Epiderm91666 ain't perfect?
As a German I have to admit I laughed my suspiciously narrow mustache off watching this 😂
Wow thats funny as hell 🤣
Were you by chance also born in Österreich?
Nice 😂
@@ernestclyde 😂 not quite but I did suck at Art in school if that helps 🙈
@@shiny2423 he isn’t talking abt the girl in the video, he’s talking bout adolf
“Hear those laughs? That means I’m funny.” 😂😂 Biggest middle finger ever.
Thanks for the 👍🏾
And then she repeats that he isn't funny and the crowd laught, that means it was a joke and she is funny too 😂
@mcnudelchen2190 there's a difference she's the joke as for him his jokes are what's funny
Facts
I did Nazi that coming.
@@mcnudelchen2190 Hell NO!! He's funny and she makes a fool of herself. Both sounds like a laugh but there is a difference in context.
Taking of glasses to look at someone is next level though 😂
4real
My grandma used to ask "wherearemy glasses - I can't hear a thing!"
@@MegaSmk i do put down the music when looking for some place when driving, maybe the same thing?
@@bpgoa probably 🙂
"doesnt MATTA open zi door NOW!!!" THIS guy is good.
“KNOCK KNOCK”
“Who’s There!?“
“DOESN’T MATTER OPEN THE DOOR NOW!”
Had me rollinnnnn 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
Reading your comment was more funny than he said it in the video 😂
@@BizKit167nope. comment didn't have the amazing kick breaching.
@@BizKit167 😂😂😂
Just picture Arnie when I hear this 😂
Timestamp, please?
"Knock knock"
"Who´s there?"
"Ve vill ask ze questions!"
this needs more likes
Good old Robin Williams. Miss his acting/comedy.
LET ME SEE YOUR PAPERS!!!
Best comment I've seen 😂 amazing 🥰
@@derekcalkins3072Dude was that originally a Robin Williams joke?
My brain went straight to The Office with Dwight lmao
"You are not funny"
"Is that supposed to hurt my feelings??" 😂😂
I showed this to my German grandpa and he was rolling on the floor laughing😂
Your grandpa is not german, stop lying
@@yassinee.3463 dude what? Like you know him yourself
@@D3A1H No but I have a feeling
@@yassinee.3463 so I should back down cause of your gut feeling though me having the knowledge that my grandpa born in 1947 from Potsdam, Germany and moved to the US in 1956 then lived here for rest of the time he has been alive?
@@D3A1H So he moved right after the second world war, suspiciously like many others naz*s who escaped...
"All she did was re release the first album."😂😂😂
I’ve always said this, I’m glad he said that shit😂
She went from "Erika not funny" to "Erika not funny remix"
switfys
Re-released the 1st Album 💀
like Germany with World War 2?
By saying she’s from Germany, she just opened up the gates of hell on herself 😂💀
Acho que "Se você é da Alemanha, jamais diga que você é da Alemanha" é uma boa regra de vida 😂
You could say that about pretty much any race or a people,you could say that about black Africans. They were the last ones to commit full on genocide except for what Russia's trying to do right now but yeah let's focus on 80 plus years ago and ignore what happened recently and it's still happening,that makes a lot of sense. It's not Germany either crack a book.🙄
Yeah that wasnt smart. I think she did it to explain why she didnt think it was funny as it is suggested she objected to a nazi joke.
She better had kept her mouth shut, or after the 'is that supposed to hurt my feelings, say: "no, it is a simple statement, i don't care about your feelings"
@@kaykystt190hey its not that bad. But idk why she felt the need to say it there
@@kaykystt190😂
"knock, knock" - "Who is there?" - "I ASK ZHE QUESTIONS HERE"
He managed to make two of the most cliché jokes be actually funny, genius!
Your backhanded compliment was almost hilarious. You seem funny, you should try telling a joke.
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123 ?
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123what?
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123 what?
@@asdfkjahsdfkls1123 I don't know what you mean by "backhanded". I'll rephrase my first comment: I observed, and found it funny and curious, that the comedian in the video managed to make two of the most unfunny types of joke (because they're cliché) be truly and genuinely funny due to context and his excellent delivery.
This Mic Quality taking us back to 1944 🗣🗣🗣
I also noticed that there's a dent on the mic, wonder if it's related
It's because its boosted so that you can hear the unamused German woman.
Yeah, natzi
right 🫠🫠🫠
"WHOPPERRRRR!!!!!"
"WHOPPPERRRR NO ONIONS!!!!"
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there”
…..”it doesn’t matter, open z door, NOW!!!”
I can’t stop laughing! 😂😂😂
I’m German and that is sooooo funny and accurate
Itz ze KGB
@@megabeetlejuicer96kgb is russian.. just sayin😅
Its not that funny karen
Even tough you are laughing! Don't forget to OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!
As a German chicken. I was indeed following orders
‘all she did was re-release the first album’ troy was COOKIN tonight
Germans are known for releasing the same album TWICE in a row.
The audio quality makes this one zillion times funnier 😭😭
Bruh,i think the same 😭,its like some shitpost/meme edit
Nein nein nein
Yeah the mic has been dropped and is a bit busted.
BRUH FR 💀really enhanced the experience
Zoomer humor tier crap
To her credit, the sentence “I am from Germany and you are not funny” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
Right? 😂
Like somehow that's a worldwide accepted metric for humor. 😂😂😂
As if they're not known for not having a sense of humor lmao
It’s German humour. It’s no laughing matter
Also the last time she says “you are not funny” caused everyone in the crowd to laugh. She definitely deserves more credit
Had to be a plant it was too perfect😂
"I'm German and you're not funny"
That's a joke itself
Like why being german justified whatever she's saying 🤣🤣
The last time the germans had fun , the rest of the world didn't.
"Re-released the first album" is a line im stealing
Same
@@supadeedupermansame
Its too late its already mine
why thats wack
She is right
He was following orders 💀💀💀💀
bro ong a cold ass line😂
I’m crying 😂😂😂😂
Or as the Germans say:
"Befehl ist befehl."
Chicken is a she. Rooster is a he.
@@rafon.Hens are female, roosters are male, chicken is the species and encompasses all organisms within it no matter the sex.
Never heckle a comedian. 😂
He pays them to.. it's part of the act
It’s his face expression for me 😂
As a German, this was the best knock knock joke I’ve ever heard. 😂
As a German, I can agree
@@germanwalterwhite8777none German here...i agree
As a Norwegian, i agree
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Slap! VEE VILL ASK ZEE QUESTIONS!!!!
L
“All she did was Re-Release the first album”
Damn man. I needed that laugh today.
Bro. That made me belly laugh. Been awhile since I had one of those. Hope you’re doing okay, and you continue to laugh just as hard.
Appreciate those vibes man! Right back at you
@@thexombie3225 big love to you, my brother.
that was the least funny part.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Right she acted like she was funnier than him and all she could say was “you are not funny, I am from Germany” like she literally set herself up 😂
Troy needs a comedy central stand up show! Hands down the GOAT of this current generation of comedians.
Bro the bad mic makes it 50 times better 😂
ong bro lmfao the effecf make the shit funnier
My guy destroyed her with a $5 mic 😆😆
No shot someone paid $5 for that mic 😂 that’s the $1.25 Tree or whatever it’s called now
The mic looks dented lol
Shure mic turned pancake 🥞 😮😅 more like sound guy is terrible 😅
@@W47689sm58 can take a beating the capsule is near the bottom of the silver pop shield
It’s not about the price of the mic, but what you do with it.
I love how she says “I am German, you are not funny” like being German automatically makes her qualified to judge whether someone is funny or not😂
Yes because Hitler would shoot you if you weren't funny!!
The heckler is obviously part of the production.
@@viracocha Ooh yes cuz a German not having a sense of humor and a comedian could never come up with Nazi jokes off the top of his head?? WTH are you talking about?
Its like when being a Hollywood actor, automatically makes them the authority on everything?
@@WKRP187
Chill the fuck out. Some comedians have hired hecklers in the past. It's not like it's something that is hard to wrap its head around.
That chicken is still following orders to this day.
The fact that his mic resonates like this makes him sound like a German on radio it’s hilarious
Never, NEVER mess with a comedian. They live for moments like these.
Guess this makes me a comedian
Funny 😂
I try to stay in the back row just keep a barrier of crowd work. For safety. 😂😅
Yup, even if they start roasting you just go with the flow 😂
@@omersaeed3164 True, and if you go with the flow and if you're a good sport, they might even buy drinks for your table.
the scuffed audio just makes this so much better than it should lmaooo
HE WAHAHSHS FOLIWHSJZING ORDARERTSSS
That microphone has seen better days
How is it better with worse audio?
@@gustavnilsson9259 distortion
hahaahahahhaah. hella distorted audio but this time made it more funny.
I'm from Germany and this is hilarious 😂
The shit mic makes it funnier
“DOESNT MATTER OPEN THE DOOR NOW” imma say that to my friend 😂😂
Lol
Effing hilarious!
it's basically just a remake of the KGB joke from the office, but the chicken one was a lot better/more clever
I lost it on that line
The distortion makes this 1000x better😂😂😂
i was just thinking the same xD makes him sound like adolf during a speach
Trying not to wake up the neighborhood at 2:40am 😂
took the words right out of my keyboard 😂💯
Fr
Literally 💀 funnier than the actual content
She should write a book titled: Mein Kampf, einen Witz zu machen
Thats how you know that they are good at stand up, the quick comeback
He was excited to finally have a German in his audience to land those poor jokes he was digging so deep for in the second hand carton.
the ironic part is she made everyone laugh the hardest with the re-release of "youre not funny"
Yes, but not because she's funny
@@PunkySlush no I get it, it's funny for him, and they laugh AT her, not with her. If she wasn't being annoying it woulda been genius to just repeat it, but she just didn't seem to grasp good comedy. Sometimes repeating is the funniest shit ever
@@TimothyGod Naw, the crowd was louder, that is an objective sign that she was funnier 😂
@@adammarch9604 no, not "funnier", they are laughing AT her, very big difference. She's dumb and couldn't say anything special, he allowed that to happen by asking "go ahead hit me with another one", and she couldn't do anything new. The crowd wasn't thinking "damn what a comedic genius", they are thinking "wow what a Muppet". It's not hard to understand
Being laughed at and laughed with are differemt.
He got a 5 dollar microphone from Toys R Us and still destroy her without trying. 🐐
That’s an Shure SM58 mic lol not toys r us
@@ivosoares9459sounds like a toys r us mic
It's how you roasted him in the process 😅
@@ivosoares9459🤓
Yeah, this is all staged. The German guy was just following a script
I’ve had a bad day and this made me cheer up a lot Thankyou Troy!
She's telling the truth 😂
As a certified German, I can assure, that we have great sense of humor. This video, for example, almost made me smirk slightly, but I had to go back to work.
That's better, back to work, following orders.
@@ddebenedictis ja
😂
this was too funny to come from a german
@@Thiago-yj7dg nein
"Why did the chicken cross the road? HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS" is an instant classic
You do know it's an old joke, right? Same as the knock-knock joke? It's not his material lol, these two jokes have been around for literal decades. But I bet they were instant classics when they came out
@@k3rc4 he delivered it well enough that it is his now, even if he didnt invent it he owns it
@@aliceslab that is absolutely the dumbest thing I read on the internet today.
Thanks for the laugh!
@@k3rc4 sure thing, im glad to make people laugh
@@aliceslab That's nice and all, but I would suggest striving to be laughed-with instead of laughed-at. Good luck!
Best part was him giving her a second chance and she goes on repeat 😂😂😂
OMG, ive got a stitch watching you, my tummy & side hurts! 😂😂😂😂
"HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS" that killed me
German humour is no laughing matter, it’s serious business
Lol
😂
last time germans laughed bad stuff happened.
😅
😂😂
Bruh words can't describe how funny that was 😂😂😂😂
"Then why are you here? Cause it didn't matter who you were, they had to open the door, NOAW!" 😂
Tbh the mic quality making it sound like the 1960s makes this even better
Definitely does
Sounded even more like a german
Makes the German accent slap
Nothing like a little ear rape as he yells "open ze door now" 😂
Reminds me or xbox 360 lobbies of one dude dogging on some idiot in voice chat and in game.
Brodi had the audience clown her at the choke, he’s too fucking powerful
i think its funny that one of the most widely known to be racist names ( brodie) is known now as a way to refer to someone instead of bro. bro took the long way to say a short version of brother😂
@@gorpazorp7309wait why is brodie a racist name?
@@gorpazorp7309 How is a name racist? If I am named brodie, am I inherently racist by default simply because of my name? Regardless of how not racist I might be?
@@gorpazorp7309people really say anything nowadays without thinking first
@@gorpazorp7309can you please explain why it’s a racist name? We’re all curious AF
When she said she was German I was like OF COURSE! lol
Knock Knock joke and chicken🐔 crossing the road ..... ❤Love this Guy!
I can never hear the chicken joke again without answering: he was following order😅😅😅😅
“Why did the chicken cross the road?………
BECAUSE HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS!!”
😭💀
We heard it
@@nastyham5302eah, and this guy commented on it
you know it's called the comment section cuz you comment on what you find in the video right
@@nastyham5302 But, did you read it?
@@nastyham5302bru get lost
So funny xDDDDD
*”You are not funny.”* is the most German response there is. 😂
Yeah, because they have no sense of humor
Do you know any germans?
@@WorthlessDeadEndare you sure blud
@@flagpies2023yes 80%
Why did the German cross the road
The sound quality makes this even better😂
"You're not funny" Proceeds to make the whole room burst in laughter.
Impressive to say the least
Dudes a plant.
The difference is. They were laughing at her, not with her!
@@andycruz7319dude had to Roast that Nazi for our entertainment what a legend haha, don't go to a stand up comedy show if you're going to be up in your feelings
@@grabtheburner187 lol you don’t even know who you’re talking to. I grew up with Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle as my comedians. You grew up with Kevin hart and this dude. You don’t know shit.
The chicken joke was “SS” tier instead of “another war” tier.
It's not appropriate to use "god' use "top" tier instead
@@JD-ge9hj ok
@@JD-ge9hj fixed
💀
@@JD-ge9hjwhy not
Everyone is a critic he's very funny ❤😂
This bit will go down in history!!
"I am from Germany" sealed her fate. Lol 😂
😂😂😂
Why the f would she say that... Like bruh she meant to say that her family suffered under the nazi regime. BUT DON'T OPEN TO AN AMERICAN WITH "I'M GERMAN" they don't know history 😭 they will make fun of you regardless.
For them you have to say "I'm Jewish" otherwise they don't see you as the victim. Or better yet, don't go to a comedy club when you're easily offended
Way too easy
As a german, I do not condone committed actions and I do not have any relation to this person.
@@dovak914😂
As soon as she said she was German he knew he'd won 😅
Ye cause Germany was embarrassed in ww2 all their land was taken, and they had to rebuild. Shame shame shame!!
As soon as I saw your picture, I thought wow youre beautiful. Hope you have a fantastic week.
@@yahyaah976literally none of their land was taken just a land if they had annexed through War. Now if you want to talk about Germany got destroyed financially in World War 1 okay maybe I can talk then. But they say they lost their land at World War II what the fuck are you talking about?
@@user-ft5eg3xu9kfound the German LMAOO
The jokes write themselves😂.
This guys crowd work is epic
"All she did was re-release the first album!"😂😂😂
As an indie musician, I took that personally
I feel like that joke is a reference to ww1 and ww2 xd
HAHAHAHA
@@defgmx😂
😂
Bro is doing God's work with his Dollar Tree microphone 💀
Fgshahah
With a dent💀💀
And still has more money than you... 🥱Yawn
tbh it's funnier like that
Actually factually it’s a Shure SM58, one of the best mics ever produced 😂 they just got it sounding like trash
This dude is So damn hilarious. Like, just immediate response, I’d absolute hilarity. What a guy
"all she did was rerelease th first album" absolutely killed me.
😂😂😂☠️☠️
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i dont get it
@@sheriffcr420 she said the same joke twice lol
@@sheriffcr420The woman in the audience asked the same question as she did the first time 😉
being told “youre not funny” by a stranger then proceeded to deliver the funniest comeback must feel really good
Especially if you're a COMEDIAN & the person calling you, "not funny," paid you money to watch your performance. 😂
I do it every day I'm on the food truck.
Actually had a dude come up last night and just start talking shit to me. See I play with my customers. I fuck with them.
He came out specifically because we were there and wanted a second chance talking shit.
He lost, I sold food🤷
That wasnt funny
@@lukass653ok lukass, you literally got 300k people that left a like on the video, and got 20k+ people saying he is funny, you are probably one of the 4 people that gies in the comment section saying he isnt funny, youre probably the funny guy at parties
@@matteomissimei2156 actually i am mostly😂
I love it when the crowd just gives him free ammo, man’s a genius when it comes to quick wit responses that get the whole crowd rolling
I’ve watched this so many times it’s so funny
There’s an Italian joke about Germans that goes like this: “You tell anyone a good joke, they laugh on the spot. You tell a German a joke, they laugh after two weeks of concentration.”
Good one...im stealing that one
Bro your insane
@JUICYJJAFK the Germans did that too!
Mussolean into that stereotype?
…camp
The audio quality really was the cherry on top lol. Gave it the 1940's feel about it 😂
I thought my speakers had issue...😅
😂😂😂😂
It really did!! 💀💀💀
Audio and video quality had me checking whether this is actually a new comedian or a fan account of some 80s comedian I never heard of
So the german thing is more relivant than ever
I like how you can see the lightbulb click when he heard she was from Germany
He finally could use these old jokes up.
That was the best knock-knock joke I have ever heard.
I know right 😂
KGB will no wait for anyone!
😂 hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha 😅
You have lived a very short and very sheltered life. Do better.
Im 42 years old and have heard at least 15000 chicken crossing the road jokes and this is by far the best one.
I got a good one
@@david81583lay it on me
@@david81583I'm listening
@@david81583well, spit it out. It’s been a day already man
Please list all 15000. I want to compare your list with mine.
The shitty mic quality just makes it all so much better!
He is so quick on his feet. Love this.
His ability too handle heckling is top tier
Im pretty sure that these "hecklers" are in fact extras used as part of the show, but still funny.
@@mortanos8938 Everything is scripted and nothing is. We live in a simulation LMAO!
@@SuperFlawless2010what are you yapping about
@@slothie01 your mom's gina
it's hard to get heckled when you have no shame
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was following orders" 😭😭
This fucking guy 😭😭
Hahahahahaha
Hell naw💀
Yeah we heard him say it..
Good soldiers follow orders...
This is a comedian who’s quick on his feet. Great job!
He suddenly channeling Christoph Waltz and i love it
Now THIS. THIS is how you properly handle crowd work.
now this is how you properly set up a show
Word!
The people who know, know 😆
“You ever think maybe you killed all the funny people?” -Robin Williams
"And she didn't even bat an eye. She just said 'no'".
Rest in Peace Robin Williams I wish he was alive today :/
lol he said that lollll
Jewish people and gay or disabled people aren't funny
OH SNAP 😂 Im not counting Ari Shaffir. He is not really funny
Troy Bond is great at handling hecklers
This is comedy GOLD!
Robin Williams was interviewed on a German talk show. He was asked why he thought they didn’t have comedy in Germany. He said, “maybe you killed all the funny people”?
Dude was dark and funny.
Yeayyyy 😂😂😂
Hahaha 😂 they probably did
Ouch
He was the best, RIP Robin Williams
"HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS"
BEST JOKE OF THE MONTH
The chick in the crowd was a plant
Best joke since WWII 😂😂😂😂
And it started with a “whatdidjyasay”? Lol hecklers
Absolutely hilarious! This guy is amazing 😂
What this guy do. It’s amazing. Super Smart. A great comedian. Also a great actor.
He feeds on hecklers. She learned that day.
The same way Germans feed on the blood of Jews
They never learn
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"HE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS!"
F*ck man that got me good 😂😂
Bro it got me rollin 😂😂
Im german myself and I cringed when she said she is German in a comedy club 😂 why would you do that? You can just light yourself, don’t burn the whole house down!
Lmfao 😂 I fell TF out when he said that part!!🤣
@@CelestialEMP yeah we know how german like people well done.
💀💀💀
One of the funniest jokes i've ever heard and he did it out of nowhere
His facial expressions absolutely KILL me!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣