he would have to put them over the cameras heads to, I just got skyrim recently I have played for 16 hours now and I was thieving from the start (its soooo much funner to play against the law! and yes of course I'm in the thieves guild) and I just found out today while stealing from the arch mage in winter hold that if I put a bucket on there head I can't be seen!
***** if you have the pc version, just get the unofficial patch mods (one for the main game and one for each DLC) it fixed it for me, as followers are supposed to be essential and only killable by the player (nobody else) or by scripted events like the quest for Boethia.
***** I think he means Emerald weapons/armor. They have there purposes tough, In some quests you are asked to give gems, you also need gems to craft the divine statue's for the basement shrines in the Heartfire DLC and to create those spider scrolls (throwable spider spells) from the Dragonborn DLC along with that they are also the best items to sell as they usually pay up the most, especially if you finished the quest "no stone unturned" what gives you a bonus gem find in chests, making you the richest bastard in Skyrim.
***** lol it helps, but once you get the boon from the crown from the no stone unturned quest you find about 3 gems per chest you loot, at higher level this usually means 1 flawless per chest, meaning you can do one dungeon you already have a bag of gems (instead of looking for dragons to sell there bones or waisting tons of time on boring alchemy recipes) you just do what you usually do and end up dragging around a entire bag of gems, pretty much making it a quest to look for merchants who still have money left to sell your gems to. Bethesda made sure that if you actually manage to finish "no stone unturned" that you become rich at the most easy way possible.
Everyone complaining about this being "inaccurate" and "cringy" for that reason need to recognize they're parodying multiple RPG games and not just Skyrim. The shout he uses instead of "fus ro dah" is "yol toor shul", the fire breathing shout from Skyrim, one of over 40 shouts unlockable in the game. The emerald shield is a World of Warcraft reference, and the potions, ingredients, and alchemy skills shown are a cross between WoW and Morrowind. Baalgrash is the Satan-like entity and main villain of the original edition of Exalted, a well-known table-top RPG similar to D&D and Warhammer. "For Kalmir!!!" just before getting shot and the name "Kalmir" for his fictional land is the name of the dwarven female guard to the mountains in WoW. The armor design is Skyrim influenced but the names and terminology are based on the entirety of the Elder Scrolls series and the music is from Wizards 101. In other words, it's a send-up of the RPG genre as a whole and not one game only.
As the writer... you're absolutely right. We originally wrote this as a generic RPG leaning heavily on the themes from Skyrim. Also, I kinda just made up a lot of the words and I think I just got lucky that they happened to sound like stuff from other games.
The man himself speaks!!! Thank you very much for backing my statement as it was obviously your intent of a pastiche and not a direct parody of specific aspects of one game only. A great example along these lines (that parodies WoW and the online versions of D&D, Warhammer, and original Dark Souls) similar to yours is the American Dad episode "Douchebags and Dragons" and the console command cheats gags ("Roodpart" and "Rothaga", XD ) as a perfect comparison.
UselessDood Good ol' "Fus Ro Dah"... The best part about that main and basic shout is when the chips are down and your health is low and you need a way to take on without a follower five or six people such as bandits, the enemy faction you chose for the Great Civil War Quest-line, various leveled beasts, pissed-off orcs if you waltz into their strongholds before winning approval from them, Falmer in the depths of the caves (which are great as they trap and channel your shout like a wind-tunnel), automatons in Dwemer ruins (same as the caves, tight spots channel your force shout wonderfully), whole Forsworn villages and fortifications (you can blow the witch-worshiping, child-killing barbarians off the cliffs most of their villages were built on or with their "capital" into the slaughterfish-infested portion of the White River near the Blade Sanctuary very easily :D ), and guards of towns when you can't pay the fine and don't want to lose your skills you bust your nads working to hone for that level, send them flying!!! Especially off cliffs and/or into the ocean to their death while you carefully work your way down there and steal their crap and keep the good stuff if you can use it, and sell the rest for mead-money. :)
Either you knew that at the top of your head and are a complete nerd (which is a good thing), or you did research but you're still a nerd (no offense, because I'm a nerd)
***** fair enough, alltough do note that as vampire lord i was in ranged mode and well she is a warrior so she was just trying to protect me from the bear and my stupid brain thougt that i should have shot the bear not stopping to think that it explodes and it will hit Lydia. oh well, she died trying to protect me and yet we are so mean to her, give her a break we should do
yup. The other day my loading screen wasn't loading. Then I realized that I messed up the game. It was saying my Illusion went up like 5 levels, and while that message popped up I exited DragonsReach while pressing tab... so I screwed up and had to restart my comp...
Joshua Guitar Yeah, it's 80, but you never put any perks into it. You just got it up so you could level up and put the perks into what you actually use.
Евгений Лыков you kiddin is love to love in medevil times especially if it’s like Skyrim what’s not to love you can do what ever the fuck you want you learn useful things instead of shit like algebra I just love the idea of being on your own with no one to help you
"Search box. Search box. Search box. Search box". Great! haha Just one little thing: invisibility potion stop working when you interact with objects. But, anyway, who cares? This video is hilarious as fuck! haha
+Unslaad Krosis And how do you "accidentally" delete the save when you have the confirm it, and to delete it permanently you need to delete from the recycle bin? *logic*
Thats EXACTLY what I say to my companion when fighting! Except, its more like: "GET UP DAMMIT AND HELP ME FIGHT MY HORSE RAN AWAY ALL READY U GUNNA FIGHT OR GO WITH HIM???" or: "You were the worst companion ever."
Lanslet Ajiker Actually, I was level 1 when I found my modded follower. I'm somewhere around level 28 without even becoming Dovahkiin lmao I went adventuring, explored, did side missions, became member of the Dark Brotherhood... And never completed the first serious main mission lol
I would have liked to see the Dovahkiin try and put a basket over the "merchant's" head.
Autumn Carter Hmm, how about
"Alarm tripped! Camera detect suspicious activity" ?
yeah that would really finny dude
I feel kind of stupid asking this but is that supposed to be a Sips reference?
+Autumn Carter I was thinking the same! xD
he would have to put them over the cameras heads to, I just got skyrim recently I have played for 16 hours now and I was thieving from the start (its soooo much funner to play against the law! and yes of course I'm in the thieves guild) and I just found out today while stealing from the arch mage in winter hold that if I put a bucket on there head I can't be seen!
this must be what lydia has to go through every day with the dragonborn
I don't think so
sworn to carry them burdens...
*****
if you have the pc version, just get the unofficial patch mods (one for the main game and one for each DLC)
it fixed it for me, as followers are supposed to be essential and only killable by the player (nobody else) or by scripted events like the quest for Boethia.
*****
I think he means Emerald weapons/armor.
They have there purposes tough,
In some quests you are asked to give gems,
you also need gems to craft the divine statue's for the basement shrines in the Heartfire DLC and to create those spider scrolls (throwable spider spells) from the Dragonborn DLC
along with that they are also the best items to sell as they usually pay up the most, especially if you finished the quest "no stone unturned" what gives you a bonus gem find in chests, making you the richest bastard in Skyrim.
*****
lol it helps, but once you get the boon from the crown from the no stone unturned quest you find about 3 gems per chest you loot, at higher level this usually means 1 flawless per chest, meaning you can do one dungeon you already have a bag of gems (instead of looking for dragons to sell there bones or waisting tons of time on boring alchemy recipes) you just do what you usually do and end up dragging around a entire bag of gems, pretty much making it a quest to look for merchants who still have money left to sell your gems to.
Bethesda made sure that if you actually manage to finish "no stone unturned" that you become rich at the most easy way possible.
He did what I do in skyrim. *companion dies* "well that sucks" *takes useless things from dead body*
Caleb Bunch
Glad to know I'm not the only one who does that!
Just like Skyrim he takes the stuff
Caleb Bunch I just load the game to get them back
Yep I take their stuff then go find another companion to abuse
I just start over from another save if that happens
Everyone complaining about this being "inaccurate" and "cringy" for that reason need to recognize they're parodying multiple RPG games and not just Skyrim. The shout he uses instead of "fus ro dah" is "yol toor shul", the fire breathing shout from Skyrim, one of over 40 shouts unlockable in the game. The emerald shield is a World of Warcraft reference, and the potions, ingredients, and alchemy skills shown are a cross between WoW and Morrowind. Baalgrash is the Satan-like entity and main villain of the original edition of Exalted, a well-known table-top RPG similar to D&D and Warhammer. "For Kalmir!!!" just before getting shot and the name "Kalmir" for his fictional land is the name of the dwarven female guard to the mountains in WoW. The armor design is Skyrim influenced but the names and terminology are based on the entirety of the Elder Scrolls series and the music is from Wizards 101. In other words, it's a send-up of the RPG genre as a whole and not one game only.
As the writer... you're absolutely right. We originally wrote this as a generic RPG leaning heavily on the themes from Skyrim. Also, I kinda just made up a lot of the words and I think I just got lucky that they happened to sound like stuff from other games.
The man himself speaks!!! Thank you very much for backing my statement as it was obviously your intent of a pastiche and not a direct parody of specific aspects of one game only. A great example along these lines (that parodies WoW and the online versions of D&D, Warhammer, and original Dark Souls) similar to yours is the American Dad episode "Douchebags and Dragons" and the console command cheats gags ("Roodpart" and "Rothaga", XD ) as a perfect comparison.
I completely agree and the fire shout is fun... Still prefer unrelenting force though...
UselessDood Good ol' "Fus Ro Dah"... The best part about that main and basic shout is when the chips are down and your health is low and you need a way to take on without a follower five or six people such as bandits, the enemy faction you chose for the Great Civil War Quest-line, various leveled beasts, pissed-off orcs if you waltz into their strongholds before winning approval from them, Falmer in the depths of the caves (which are great as they trap and channel your shout like a wind-tunnel), automatons in Dwemer ruins (same as the caves, tight spots channel your force shout wonderfully), whole Forsworn villages and fortifications (you can blow the witch-worshiping, child-killing barbarians off the cliffs most of their villages were built on or with their "capital" into the slaughterfish-infested portion of the White River near the Blade Sanctuary very easily :D ), and guards of towns when you can't pay the fine and don't want to lose your skills you bust your nads working to hone for that level, send them flying!!! Especially off cliffs and/or into the ocean to their death while you carefully work your way down there and steal their crap and keep the good stuff if you can use it, and sell the rest for mead-money. :)
Either you knew that at the top of your head and are a complete nerd (which is a good thing), or you did research but you're still a nerd (no offense, because I'm a nerd)
"I need to trade some things with you." Me: "Yep, this is Skyrim."
Sheila Hite lots of games have trading
I am sworn to carry your burdens. XD
Story of Lydia's life
I wonder if Lydia has to deal with this
True
Smack Zack probably
***** m8 i killed her once as vampire lord whilst fighting a bear, i accidentally hit her with the drain health and jeez was i sad
***** fair enough, alltough do note that as vampire lord i was in ranged mode and well she is a warrior so she was just trying to protect me from the bear and my stupid brain thougt that i should have shot the bear not stopping to think that it explodes and it will hit Lydia. oh well, she died trying to protect me and yet we are so mean to her, give her a break we should do
***** true *salutes Lydia*
This is fake, there's no loading in this after using a door xD
ShadowKing887 N.E.G. This is the PC version.
+StaTeBoliUvoGoogle? HAH
What texture pack is this? Need a new ENB.
ShadowDiety N.E.G. lol
ShadowDiety N.E.G. Lol
I used to be an adventurer like you but i got shot by a gun
+Scrido The Jaguar
Don't you mean, "took a bullet to the gut"?
Gun? Wat bow is that ?
And how do u get it ?
Wow
From borderlands
*Sees red bottle* Oh yeah! Health potions!
I'll be looking for them next time I enter a store
It was just 'meh' until he said "use door" and walked into the door. That... that was perfect. It really only got better from there, lol.
Omg that's so true i died after he said that. Than running into the door was a bonus 😂😂😂
Open box. Open box. Open box. Open box. Open box. Open box.
no lollygagging
FUS RO DA
David Davie I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous
Cristy P. Ok ill stop........ FUS RO DAH
Absurd that you can't get good sweetrolls, in this Skeever hole of a city.
+Anime4Life you can honey buns
Shoulda grabbed his coin purse at the end, dude woulda been set up for life
Same
IT WAS FAKE DUMMY
gaming with dyl :"D wow you miscomprehended the comment, huh?
sunsetbeauty ur fake as well then.
We understand that
i fucking died after he said WHERES THE MARKER?
What is it, dragons?
+Whiterun Soldier Somebody stole my sweet roll!
Wait, really? Every time I ask that I get killed.
It is true, I used to be an adventurer li- *gets murdured*
Whiterun Soldier BTW yes, that is fur coming out of my ear.
Whiterun Soldier no lollyganging
*guy gets shot*
Me: RELOAD LAST SAVE
Lol: "Looks at soda. "Aha, health potion"
That's Gatorade
WRONG! sodas are mana potions!
Joseph Broseph Haven't had Gatorade in ages
It's not pop it's Gatorade
@@officerboss0099 pop? You from Michigan?
... 8 ounces of gold would be worth around 11,000 dollars, assuming they still go for 1400
+Justin M They do roughly xD
no telling how it will go when things hit the fan, well if you believe they will, which I do. I only wish I had gold, only some silver
+Justin M if I ever become fairly wealthy I'm going to buy a ton of gold during a time when it's cheapest
+TheDominickel hehe
dannngg xD
Let me guess, somebody stole your packs of Marlboro
Ferand the Honorable the what
lol 80 sneak with that armor? Get your priorities straight man
it is light armor
At least his archery Isn't level 0 like yours, mr. stormtrooper ;)
+( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)sick burn
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'll pwn all you noobs with my dual daedric daggers. 101 dmg each.
You forgot to add in loadscreens. Unless this is the PC version.
Haha. PC has like 1 second load screens. I don't even get to read the tips and stuff.
yup. The other day my loading screen wasn't loading. Then I realized that I messed up the game. It was saying my Illusion went up like 5 levels, and while that message popped up I exited DragonsReach while pressing tab... so I screwed up and had to restart my comp...
***** For me it's 5-10 seconds, lil' strange, hmmm
Dushess You're PC might not be very good? Or you have a shit ton of mods.
No, just 6 mods, i think, it just not SSD that loads data in seconds.
(cashier) hey you need to pay for that!? (Skyrime Nord ) you saw that ?? but my sneek skill is lvl is 80 !!
Joshua Guitar lol so true
Max Caissie Dat pic though
Tamriel Adventurer im liking your picture
Joshua Guitar Yeah, it's 80, but you never put any perks into it. You just got it up so you could level up and put the perks into what you actually use.
u spelled skyrim and sneak wrong dude
I clicked on this video expecting garbage. but it was actually funny and good i liked
Same
We got garbage, but emjoyable garbage, just the way I like it
Honestly if it’s made by white people its 70% chance it will b quality
Thomas is really lucky, I mean, he could be teleported to the skyrim world, which is not a lovely place.
Евгений Лыков you kiddin is love to love in medevil times especially if it’s like Skyrim what’s not to love you can do what ever the fuck you want you learn useful things instead of shit like algebra I just love the idea of being on your own with no one to help you
Amazing! Would've laughed myself to sleep if he used quicksave and loaded once he died.
Must Keep Looking lol
u did a very good job, already shared this 20 times or so!
Akari Hotaru Sendo thank you
Travis Andre Ross wow do one with animated magic
The shouts. I just can't.
Robynelli Welcome to real life )
Genious: "Come Thomas, i need to trade some things with you **gives food**"
General Moon Genius*
Well now I know what Lydia (and my other companions) have to go through anytime I bring them somewhere lol
see you in Sovngarde buddy...
TOEMAS is worse than Lydia....
+Mikael Lokviing well if dragonborn can't open door, lydia won't help
at least thomas let you go somewhere
Oh yeah, I've gotten that too. It's quite amusing to watch.
Mikael Lokviing
Worse then Sven
TOEMASS MASS OF TOE
Lydia is not that bad
Should have searched body at the end :'D
He did
"You saw me?! But my Sneak Skill is LV. 80!!"
I laughed my f*cking ass off.
"Search box. Search box. Search box. Search box". Great! haha
Just one little thing: invisibility potion stop working when you interact with objects. But, anyway, who cares? This video is hilarious as fuck! haha
lucasregal true
I finished skyrim, completed every single mission, mastered every skill, banged every chick and.... accidentally deleted the goddam save. Yeah.
+Unslaad Krosis And how do you "accidentally" delete the save when you have the confirm it, and to delete it permanently you need to delete from the recycle bin? *logic*
Heartbeat I thought I deleted another save :(
And why would you delete it? :p
Heartbeat I didn't want it anymore :P
+Haunter420 i know, i just sometimes delete them, you know?
Thats EXACTLY what I say to my companion when fighting! Except, its more like:
"GET UP DAMMIT AND HELP ME FIGHT MY HORSE RAN AWAY ALL READY U GUNNA FIGHT OR GO WITH HIM???"
or:
"You were the worst companion ever."
It would’ve been funny if he walked up to a real cat and asked it for some skooma.
Use door.
Search box.
Rest one hour.
Load game.
He forgot to save XD
yep thats me xD xD
I lol’ed at “i need to trade with you” *proceeds to give useless items*
Happy new year!
From what game background music is i realy need to know i want to play that game but i just can't remember the name.
+David Stojilkovic its not from a game, its by Kevin MacLeod
On 4:20 it is from one game and i just can't remember the name !
David Stojilkovic It's not from a game
Logic yea it is it's called skyrim dum nut
"I used to be The Dragonborn like you, but then I took an bullet to the stomach"
I watched this when i was little and i loved it im coming back now to relive some nostalgia
That's very cool! Thanks for coming back
The more realistic version would include the dragonborn immediately Fus Ro Dah'ing the first thing he sees.
It was funny when he took the chips back and ran
yo them acting skills for the Skyrim person on point!
Guy Guy hey thanks man! 🙌
if anything what i can say i took away from this was some solid cringe
RJAWolfe 07 Your comment was cringe
RJAWolfe 07 You're so cringe
ikr its so cringe
LopeyKneeGrow Yep
*Villager did critical hit on you*
*1 point of Heath left*
"I have a Healing potion left! "
*You Drank Red Gatorade*
"Search box" cracked me up
Love it when he whispers " health potions"
This is great you have earned a sub! :)
why thank you!
Np man keep up the good work :)
+Mason Hartgrove will do!
wow, so cool to see this video getting so much love. nice job Travis
Right?! Crazy! We need another one man. I'm telling you
I feel sorry for the way I’ve been treating Erik now
xD xD
0:28 Exactly Me At School "Where Am I?" "Teacher=Art" ".....Well This Is Not Band.."
The merchants and neighbors were definitely Laughing
I used to be an adventurer like you. I still am, but I'm a dead one.
"*hehe health potions*" (holds red gatorade)
Anyone ever come back to this?
This is amazing!!! XD
I keep coming back to this awesome video
The correct response to a stranger in skyrim is "hello"
Or "darn the storm cloaks"
"Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?"
Hahaha when he said open door
Derp Diamond I died end that happened 😂
This was genius, oh my lord
0:58 fun fact, Kalmeer actually means, ''chill out'' in Dutch (Holland)
*The Netherlands
Well, I think he meant Dutch, the language of Holland, which is still the Netherlands so you're both right
and I am late as fuck
Mylan Voskamp mylan het is niet nodig om mij te verbeteren, ik ben zelf namelijk ook nederlands, and holland is ook correct
GrandmasterShiznit yeah it was unnecessary to correct me, cause there was nothing to correct me on
Nice gameplay. Your mods make it look like real life...
This is amazing
Great film, I love the bit where he says 'use door'. Kind of wish he hadn't died though, you could have got more mileage out of it!
The Red Head needed to work on his acting skills. But the Barbarian did really well. lol
He was asked to act that way by the producer
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a bullet in the knee.
What in tamriel was this? All kidding aside, great job.
If Skyrim was real imagine using "Unrelenting Force" in crowed hallways at school XD
"Emerald shields of repentance " ?..
This really changed the way how I played skyrim lol omg
Him; well that sucked.
*He leaves*
*He comes back to get the stuff and leaves again*
😂 Suprisingly that's what I would do too
Made me cry with laughter. Nice one.
ah I see you have arrows on your back, I too like to play the sneaky archer
For a moment I became emotional
Wow, at about $1300 per ounce, he seriously overpaid for those items!
this is probably the greatest video in history
Wow, much talk about nonsense. As a nerd, I love this video. I find it amazing the guy never cracked a smile.
this is awesome! love this video
How does one get to lv. 30 without knowing any fire spells?
Lanslet Ajiker by playing as a warrior with a f**king sword.
Lanslet Ajiker Actually, I was level 1 when I found my modded follower. I'm somewhere around level 28 without even becoming Dovahkiin lmao
I went adventuring, explored, did side missions, became member of the Dark Brotherhood... And never completed the first serious main mission lol
Don't you find a fire spell in the beginning after unlocking the cell? I haven't played it in a while, but I could have sworn you find one in there...
@@marshmallowmountains4636 I found a shock spell
You start with a fire spell
Everytime i open a door i need to say "use door" now
not gonna lie, I was hoping someone in a furry suit was going to run up and punch someone
PUNCHCAT
Kajiit confirmed??
Wow,you are AWSOME,keep the good work up,and you have earned a subscriber.
This was amazing
I have been watching this since it came out this will be marked on one of the top best UA-cam videos of my childhood
Thank you! That means a lot 🤙
@@TravisAndreRoss yeah you deserve it
"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS".... BullSh-FUS RO DAH(force balance push)
Haha, this was funny! Very well made.
Why is this so real?
Hey you.... you finally awake. You tried pass the border right
Scrub didn't even search the body.
TFW when you ask for seven dollars and eight five cents and get eight gold pieces instead.
I used to be an adventurer like you but than I took an arrow I the knee
This is my favorite video on UA-cam
oh so he's one of those people that don't save... sad... so sad...
This is great idk if ur still making stuff but keep going this is fricken awesome
Use door! Ahahaha awesome work
Devil channy thanks friend
I thought that was pretty funny, the '' use door '' thing. LOL