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  • @chaosinc.382
    @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +1407

    "Which is cause, which is effect?" Jesus, Sienna. You just murdered her.

    • @CoolSs
      @CoolSs 3 роки тому +28

      fuuuu . i am too dumb to get it xDDDD

    • @peterkalman10
      @peterkalman10 3 роки тому +274

      @@CoolSs "Still putting yourself first" , ~"Why not , no one else will"
      Two scenarios that could be meant:
      Kerillian being selfish which led to no one doing anything for her
      or
      No one did anything for Kerillian which is why she became selfish
      Sienna wanted to know which one it is.
      Both are hurtful to admit regardless of which it is.

    • @jasperlim8319
      @jasperlim8319 3 роки тому +69

      @@CoolSs Kerillian "puts herself first" because no one else will.
      She implies that the cause "no one will care for her" creates the effect of "putting herself first."
      Sienna implies that the cause "putting herself first" creates the effect "no one else will care for her."
      tl;dr
      Is it Kerillian is a bitch because no one likes her, or, no one likes her because shes a bitch, is what theyre saying.

    • @CoolSs
      @CoolSs 3 роки тому +25

      @@peterkalman10 thanks. I can't believe I didn't get it.

    • @CoolSs
      @CoolSs 3 роки тому +8

      @@jasperlim8319 👍

  • @DoctorFail
    @DoctorFail 3 роки тому +594

    Kruber: shes wasting healing!
    Kerillian: i saw it first!
    Also Kerillian: HuMaNs ArE cHiLdReN!

  • @primary2630
    @primary2630 3 роки тому +473

    "You missed the point, like always" ...
    "If you have a point to make, say so"
    "I did, you just missed it" lmao Kruber is my fav

    • @zinstonehead
      @zinstonehead 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah, this one is the best one. :-D

    • @Kajichuu
      @Kajichuu Рік тому +1

      That just implies that it probably /does/ grow on trees back in her lands. xD
      i see why there's so much fan-fiction of these two. l m a o

  • @joemarshal7427
    @joemarshal7427 3 роки тому +1055

    Is it just me or does Kruber seem much more angry and critical than normal during these lines?

    • @TheNSJaws
      @TheNSJaws 3 роки тому +440

      He usually doesn't really bite back at all, so yeah, he was very critical of her. In fact all part members were, except oddly enough, Salty.
      I assume they might've been tired of her "I am supreme!" shit while all she evidently does is waste their healing supplies. That, and Kruber likely values everyone stay alive, and her selfish actions would likely go contrary to what he'd like to see.

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 3 роки тому +375

      Kruber is a professional soldier, and so knows exactly the value of those supplies, and what happens when you don't have them when you need them.

    • @johnvector6646
      @johnvector6646 3 роки тому +76

      he's judging the elf, it's fine.

    • @analien4813
      @analien4813 3 роки тому +235

      @@kapitankapital6580 Plus Kruber was a Sergeant, which meant squad cohesion and handling some supplies would have been his job, which is also partially why he usually plays nice during arguments between characters.

    • @trygveblacktiger597
      @trygveblacktiger597 3 роки тому +51

      To be fair hes a soldier who served in Ostland. So he knows a thing or two about wasteing good product.

  • @Cinderpelt2036
    @Cinderpelt2036 5 місяців тому +11

    0:16 Markus and kerillian act like a married couple fighting on financial problem

  • @DanteTorn
    @DanteTorn 3 роки тому +443

    It's funny how Kruber is normally pretty chill but with the healing wasting lines he's vicious.
    I'd imagine it has to do with his soldier background. Wasting valuable supplies like that costs lives.

    • @jasonalcatraz5817
      @jasonalcatraz5817 2 роки тому +29

      How many men do you think he had to watch die in his arms all because he didn't have one spare potion around? Or how many innocent lives could have been saved if he prioritized healing supplies over munitions.
      If anyone there would understand the value of never squandering resources, it's the veteran mercenary.

    • @thisdude9363
      @thisdude9363 2 роки тому +21

      More like Kruber has severe PTSD and survivor's guilt after watching his entire regiment get soul sucked by a necromancer, and he was spared only by one of his men sacrificing his soul to get him out of the way. Kruber is a good, kind man, but has zero tolerance for BS on the battlefield.

  • @lunarservant6781
    @lunarservant6781 3 роки тому +50

    Other characters just try to make an excuse and kerrilians here like “lol I’ll fucken do it again”

  • @ulisesdemostenes7074
    @ulisesdemostenes7074 3 роки тому +318

    Probably at some point Saltman realized it was a lot cause, and a waste of energies to say anything to her.

    • @thegamingnecronoverlord8935
      @thegamingnecronoverlord8935 3 роки тому +65

      No he was holding back a roast of the century I can tell by the reaction and the silence

    • @ulisesdemostenes7074
      @ulisesdemostenes7074 3 роки тому +36

      @@thegamingnecronoverlord8935 Yeah, that would be an even more Saltman thing to do. The Legendary restraint of a Inquisitor in the face of some elf's shenanigans.

    • @PhantomJavelin
      @PhantomJavelin 3 роки тому +44

      It's the difference between him and Kruber, funnily enough.
      Kruber is unusually angry because he expected more out of his teammates.
      Saltz is just like "Of course."

    • @gabrielmontenegro9476
      @gabrielmontenegro9476 3 роки тому +6

      Saltman sounds like a pretty funny name for a superhero parody protagonist.

    • @ulisesdemostenes7074
      @ulisesdemostenes7074 3 роки тому +4

      @@PhantomJavelin I can imagine him thinking "You just can't control your selfish nature, don't you elf?

  • @anonthe-third2367
    @anonthe-third2367 2 роки тому +24

    "maybe you should grow one then" Bardin is a treasure

  • @unukthewarrior8077
    @unukthewarrior8077 3 роки тому +126

    *The elf thing drinking another medical suplies*
    Daddy kruber:aw shit, here we go again

    • @heramaaroricon4738
      @heramaaroricon4738 3 роки тому +4

      Why did I read that with Krubers voice? xd
      "Aww SHIT, here we GO AGAIN!"

  • @voiceofhighsec5439
    @voiceofhighsec5439 3 роки тому +142

    Both Kerillian's and the party's voice lines reflect people's relationship with elf mains perfectly.

    • @nicholasthurmond4006
      @nicholasthurmond4006 Рік тому +4

      Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only elf main who tries to be a team player...

  • @Kraken160th
    @Kraken160th 3 роки тому +246

    Kruber and kerillian bicker like an old married couple

    • @johnmacneill7489
      @johnmacneill7489 3 роки тому +16

      Well it's kind of a hint

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 3 роки тому +23

      @@johnmacneill7489 a hint? to what?
      them *actually* marrying? (i hope so)

    • @johnmacneill7489
      @johnmacneill7489 3 роки тому +6

      @@jacktheomnithere2127 probably never well there is no canon on them being a thing oh well

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 3 роки тому +12

      @@johnmacneill7489 i still hope they will.

    • @shaun10767
      @shaun10767 3 роки тому +22

      Will be the strongest breton ever born. Is it still a breton if its with a wood elf? And ever born idk any other half breeds either

  • @burnin8able
    @burnin8able 3 роки тому +322

    if you want lines from the other characters who seem to be less inclined to speak up first (like saltzpire, weirdly enough in this case) you could always use the console commands on the modded realm to spawn yourself the ammo and healing needed to kill the other bots on champion or legend difficulty to get the right lines

    • @AcemiOyuncular
      @AcemiOyuncular 3 роки тому +12

      Sometimes when one of them start the dialogue even if the character they are talking to is dead. I have seen it so many times they just say something and it ends there.

    • @hosunglee9892
      @hosunglee9892 3 роки тому +52

      Here I thought that Sigmar Male Saltzpyre just didn't have time to concern himself with his beta followers and their healing pots

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able 3 роки тому +6

      @@AcemiOyuncular I get what you mean, but how's that gonna happen with the starter of the conversation is the dead one?

    • @AcemiOyuncular
      @AcemiOyuncular 3 роки тому +4

      @@burnin8able Yeah I understand it might work in this situation.

    • @janotil1778
      @janotil1778 3 роки тому +3

      I think there is even a mod with which you can play the voicelines from the chat console

  • @level98bearhuntingarmor
    @level98bearhuntingarmor 3 роки тому +28

    The Krubster owns wutelgi with facts and logic

  • @elgringosupremo
    @elgringosupremo 3 роки тому +28

    Gotta love Bardin casually threatening to just let her die next time she’s downed

  • @samuelrodriguez9801
    @samuelrodriguez9801 3 роки тому +103

    The funny thing here is that Elves are far more sensitive than Humans but they don't show it. So a scrape probably hurts to an Elf far more than it would to a Human or Dwarf.

    • @primary2630
      @primary2630 3 роки тому +24

      I thought that was only emotionally

    • @samuelrodriguez9801
      @samuelrodriguez9801 3 роки тому +28

      @@primary2630 It’s also their senses not just emotions.

    • @Nosondakar
      @Nosondakar 3 роки тому +10

      I thought that was only Tolkien's elves.

    • @samuelrodriguez9801
      @samuelrodriguez9801 3 роки тому +21

      @@Nosondakar Warhammer does draw heavy inspiration from Tolkien and Michael Moorcock.

    • @samuelrodriguez9801
      @samuelrodriguez9801 3 роки тому +5

      @@akoyash9964 Warhammer lore said something similar.

  • @thisdude9363
    @thisdude9363 2 роки тому +9

    Makes sense that Sienna has the most savage lines. She's arguably the most quick-witted of the Five, even impressing Kerllian often with her insight.

  • @selectyourvector9656
    @selectyourvector9656 3 роки тому +161

    I think Sienna had the best burns

    • @kaiosamatlj4031
      @kaiosamatlj4031 3 роки тому +46

      Well, she's a Pyromancer, of course she has the best burns.

    • @Temmoie
      @Temmoie 3 роки тому +7

      *LUMBERFART*

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 роки тому +9

      @Kaiosama TLJ
      Bright Wizard if you please.

    • @OlrikMeister
      @OlrikMeister 3 роки тому +9

      "But which is cause, and which is effect?" Thats the best one.

  • @thorveim1174
    @thorveim1174 3 роки тому +31

    the last one with Kruber..man he murdered her twice here

  • @sol6030
    @sol6030 3 роки тому +74

    Each character is so spontaneous and reliable , such a successfull cast

  • @treymorgan8797
    @treymorgan8797 3 роки тому +85

    Funny thing with elves in warhammer is that they feel pain more intensely than other races. She could very easily be in excruciating pain over smaller wounds.

    • @jasonalcatraz5817
      @jasonalcatraz5817 2 роки тому +2

      Is that so?
      Well she doesn't sound like she's in anguish. Not that we could tell with the blank piece of paper that is her soul.

    • @popsos5601
      @popsos5601 Рік тому

      LMAO a that’s great, a fate well deserved

    • @PANCAKEMINEZZ
      @PANCAKEMINEZZ Рік тому

      Well deserved. Elves should stay in their dumb trees and wait for the industrial age to plow them over.

  • @JohnTrustworthy
    @JohnTrustworthy 3 роки тому +16

    I like how Saltzpyre doesn't say a thing because he knows that a cracked nail is a serious wound.

  • @mkv2718
    @mkv2718 3 роки тому +35

    i like how the other characters generally try to downplay it but kerillian’s just “nah. i don’t like papercuts, aight? you wanna control the potions you pick em up first!”

  • @MrTwistedLizard
    @MrTwistedLizard 3 роки тому +7

    Kerillian: Maybe your stamina is fading with Age
    Sienna: The Lion, this witch, and the sheer audacity of this bitch

  • @elitemook4234
    @elitemook4234 3 роки тому +7

    "Which is cause, which is effect?" wow, that cuts so true the elf will have to chug another one.

  • @TheChinkeat
    @TheChinkeat 3 роки тому +10

    Khuber : "That healing stuff grows on tree eh?"
    Well in Kerillian defense, the wood elf maybe often use herbal back in the day eh?

  • @spunchbobgangstamusic7073
    @spunchbobgangstamusic7073 3 роки тому +3

    "Excruciating my arse" lmfao

  • @Gustaf_V
    @Gustaf_V 3 роки тому +15

    I just realised something as I was watching this.
    Out of all the 'wasteful healing' lines i've heard, I am most familiar with those calling out Kerillian... I wonder why...

  • @postpwnmalone
    @postpwnmalone Рік тому +1

    Which is cause, and which is effect?
    damn bro these writers for vermintide and darktide nailed it

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 3 роки тому +6

    that thumbnail is perfection

  • @MoreImbaThanYou
    @MoreImbaThanYou 3 роки тому +5

    "I did. You missed it."
    God, I love this line.

  • @Sl33pySage
    @Sl33pySage 3 роки тому +6

    Holy shit Sienna is so sassy I love it

  • @berryberran8236
    @berryberran8236 3 роки тому +5

    "Our healing!? I was carrying it!"
    Ha! She says that like she is a spoiled elf-child!

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Рік тому

      poor little girl cries for her lollipop sugar

  • @ryanmalady376
    @ryanmalady376 3 роки тому +3

    i love how these characters all hate each other

  • @hostiletakeover7368
    @hostiletakeover7368 3 роки тому +8

    sienna lighting it up in here

  • @blackknightz5036
    @blackknightz5036 3 роки тому +5

    This may or may not reminded me of that one pic of Kerillian intentionally drinking the health draught that the team need~

  • @paulgallagher5889
    @paulgallagher5889 3 роки тому +6

    *I DID! YOU MISSED IT!!*
    Perhaps the best read line in the whole game!

  • @TheRewasder97
    @TheRewasder97 3 роки тому +8

    Our Queen cannot be hurt! Why are those heretics complaining on her wellbeing!?

  • @richbattaglia5350
    @richbattaglia5350 Рік тому +1

    Kruber is wise enough to recognize how wasted supplies can kill later on.

  • @djd00mshyer
    @djd00mshyer 2 роки тому +2

    "Missing the Point as USUAL."
    christ, Kruber she'll need a healing potions if you keep that up

  • @lawindacera7219
    @lawindacera7219 3 роки тому +37

    Wow, no quip or snide remark from old Salty?

    • @Finalhellmaster
      @Finalhellmaster 3 роки тому +5

      He was too busy aiming at Kerillian eye while she was busy bickering with Sienna.

    • @strling111
      @strling111 3 роки тому +4

      I've noticed he doesn't comment on anyone. It's just the other four that bicker about it.

    • @delivererofdarknessshoguno1133
      @delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 3 роки тому

      Does he even comment on others eating healing?

    • @strling111
      @strling111 3 роки тому

      @@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 afaik, no.

    • @strling111
      @strling111 3 роки тому

      @@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 after seven hundred hours in game, I've never noticed a line from him.

  • @ZzVinniezZ
    @ZzVinniezZ 2 роки тому +1

    and Saltz during that be like "i aint even gonna bother with this Elf"

  • @takeaholiday
    @takeaholiday Рік тому +1

    Damn, Kruber was having exactly none of it.

  • @EvilOverlord1662
    @EvilOverlord1662 3 роки тому +3

    Ah man, Kruber and Kerillian bicker like an old married couple...no wonder people ship them.

  • @fahrieffendi7423
    @fahrieffendi7423 3 роки тому +4

    Love her sarcasm

  • @lolboykekman5728
    @lolboykekman5728 3 роки тому +10

    I like that Saltzpire says nothing...He knows the elf is garbage soo its not surprising lol

  • @slavicgerman5104
    @slavicgerman5104 3 роки тому +1

    It would take everything I have, and I probably wouldnt be able to resist, erasing her face with a blunderbuss

  • @tardwrangler
    @tardwrangler Рік тому +1

    Saltz is saving all his vitriol for Sienna

  • @pedrososa4222
    @pedrososa4222 3 роки тому +7

    I remember seeing "art" about what happens when the elf waste healing

    • @meltdown4126
      @meltdown4126 3 роки тому +1

      I may require it for a, well, school project on elves and healing.

    • @vincentthendean7713
      @vincentthendean7713 3 роки тому +2

      @@meltdown4126 i.redd.it/3si3dzeuvxb61.jpg
      That's all you get. I ain't posting the second part.

    • @arealhumanbean3058
      @arealhumanbean3058 3 роки тому

      @@vincentthendean7713
      Plz man where is the second part

  • @user-wqnrgqg
    @user-wqnrgqg Рік тому +2

    OH THAT'S BLOODY MARVELOUS ! KRUBER KILLING THE GAME

  • @secretname2670
    @secretname2670 3 роки тому +2

    Knew all long before watching this vid but props for recording

  • @vargwardwad4459
    @vargwardwad4459 3 роки тому +5

    The dialogue in this game is incredible, weird that Saltz doesn't have any lines for it.

  • @andarara-c1p
    @andarara-c1p 3 роки тому +2

    I love the thumbnail.

  • @bloodangel7731
    @bloodangel7731 2 роки тому +1

    Sienna was about to throw hands

  • @vacuousvulpes
    @vacuousvulpes 3 роки тому +2

    Yes, Kruber yours and her healing...

  • @TheMacedonianGeneral
    @TheMacedonianGeneral 3 роки тому +2

    Kerillian tries Monster Energy for the first time.

  • @Alpha.Phenix
    @Alpha.Phenix 2 роки тому

    Had the exact opposite problem last few games.
    At least the first elf was chill about it, just ''forgetting'' to pick up healing and tomes. Saying they are eating and paying less attention, using the trinket for health regen at cost of healing items giving temp health, and having a fun time on in-game voice chat. When I pointed out they could still carry the healing for someone else, or at least grab a tome, they actually apolagised and listened.
    Meanwhile the next elf, ironnically called ''Chill...'' - actively speedrunning past every healing item (of which there were more then usual) no matter how low their health got, tomes too. At one point, I spotted a speed potion next to medical supplies, went to 'em, told the elf to come over, drank the speed potion just to get to her, pathched up, went back to pick up my tome... And the thanks I got for all this babysitting was death, plus the knife eared twat getting sassy at me.

  • @omnikin7082
    @omnikin7082 2 роки тому +1

    Fucking love how harsh Sienna can be

  • @EmmanuelEXEf06
    @EmmanuelEXEf06 3 роки тому +7

    haha the last one x)

  • @jackmeyers7805
    @jackmeyers7805 8 місяців тому +1

    Notice Saltzpyre didnt say shit because with Sigmar watching over him he may as well be chugging Mountain Dew.

  • @Sinneroth
    @Sinneroth 3 роки тому +5

    kruber on point

  • @alpharius2076
    @alpharius2076 Рік тому

    The One-eye just reloading his guns

  • @doctorqrow3452
    @doctorqrow3452 2 роки тому

    Saltzpyre straight up knows it's wasted breath

  • @wezz2548
    @wezz2548 3 роки тому +1

    For an elf, kerillian isn't the brightest in an argument. Kruber proved it.

  • @jadewedge6082
    @jadewedge6082 2 роки тому

    I like how Kruber always sounds the most pissed off when someone wastes healing xD
    "Oh let me guess: that healing stuff grows on trees back home, eh?"
    "If you have a point to make, Kruber, just make it."
    "I DID. YOU MISSED IT."

  • @trollerthegreattrollertheg6234

    Hehe elf hoarding helf

  • @sandsundertail6936
    @sandsundertail6936 Рік тому

    "No one else will" well that is just sad

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 3 роки тому

    That fucking thumbnail got me!

  • @djwoody1649
    @djwoody1649 3 роки тому +7

    With all these (very funny) lines recorded, it makes you wonder if the devs are trying to say something about not just Kerillian, but those of us who play her. Am I a bad person?

  • @tobymoore2185
    @tobymoore2185 3 роки тому +4

    there all addicted to the stuff aren't they

    • @Winternian
      @Winternian 3 роки тому +1

      I doubt that, they always remark on how it tastes and smells like shit

    • @darkomihajlovski3135
      @darkomihajlovski3135 3 роки тому +7

      @@Winternian relly strong and bitter alchohol doesn't stop alcoholics from drinking it

    • @delivererofdarknessshoguno1133
      @delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 3 роки тому +3

      @@Winternian You know how nobody drinks vodka cause they like the taste?

  • @yiffmedaddyuwu637
    @yiffmedaddyuwu637 2 роки тому +1

    I hear this way too often.

  • @yesman350
    @yesman350 3 роки тому +2

    Kruber and her are like little kids

  • @wikipediaintellectual7088
    @wikipediaintellectual7088 3 роки тому +1

    Why is Salzpyre the most chill with this?

  • @heramaaroricon4738
    @heramaaroricon4738 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine being a selfish elf acting like that.
    That Kerillian and I are not the same.
    My team comes ALWAYS first!

  • @kofola9145
    @kofola9145 2 роки тому

    Saltzpyre by like:

  • @walterkrueger5947
    @walterkrueger5947 2 роки тому +1

    I hear these a lot since I play offline.

  • @simonolsen3272
    @simonolsen3272 3 роки тому +6

    i like the thumpnail too much

  • @BrucePain-_-
    @BrucePain-_- 2 роки тому +1

    JESUS I love this game

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl Рік тому

    They bicker and it’s gorgeous.

  • @ezhno7137
    @ezhno7137 2 роки тому +1

    Me a zealot main getting doted on by all the characters :D

  • @saverofthehumens
    @saverofthehumens 3 роки тому +1

    A shame playing "properly" means you never hear these. Then again, my Ironbreaker bot *keeps healing with high enough health to trigger these lines.*
    Every. Single. Game.

  • @valentinbiehrer9704
    @valentinbiehrer9704 3 роки тому +7

    You know these lines annoy me from time to time. I always get them when I drink while in the grey on Cataclysm difficulty. If I don't drink then I'd die before I get another chance, even though I'm almost full on grey life.

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 3 роки тому +7

      Maybe you shouldn't play Kerillian then lmao

  • @죽는날까지하늘을우러
    @죽는날까지하늘을우러 2 роки тому +1

    1:51

  • @thegoofygoblin2081
    @thegoofygoblin2081 2 роки тому

    Does Kruber and Kerillian hate each other or something?

  • @NPC_5439
    @NPC_5439 Рік тому +1

    Yesterday I was low health and a kerillian took 2 potions to get full HP and shortly after we all lost

  • @kinbolluck476
    @kinbolluck476 2 місяці тому

    Wher r the spaxe marines

  • @waynes.wilson6616
    @waynes.wilson6616 3 роки тому

    Sauce for thumbnail art?

  • @crash925
    @crash925 3 роки тому +1

    Typical elf

  • @meme-qg7bj
    @meme-qg7bj 2 роки тому +1

    as a kerillian main i would like to defend my class here and for me it's most often the bardin that wastes healing

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Рік тому

      denying a dwarf his drinks, now?!

  • @furanduron4926
    @furanduron4926 Рік тому

    Really? Salz has NOTHING to say?

  • @vid2ification
    @vid2ification 2 роки тому

    kerillian is the most toxic character mained by the most toxic players. not saying all kerillian mains are toxic, but most toxic players main kerillian

  • @AspenDune
    @AspenDune 3 роки тому +2

    first

  • @Warfrae
    @Warfrae 3 роки тому +1

    Lol love how it gets so communist XD our healing