@@Bluecho4 the quip "some of them actually bathe" it's not a jab against bathing. It's more like "barely some of them bathe at all. (And I fear that you being now with them don't anymore)." It's an insult comparison of Bretonia's lower technological and cultural advances in comparison to the Empire. Where Bretonia's hygiene is comparable to that of the medieval dark ages in human history.
@@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 i mean, i think everybody in the reikland reeks. They are VERY medieval. Even the nobles, I bet they just cover themselves in perfumes.
@@michasokoowski6651 "come and see the violence inherent in the system! come and see the violence inherent in the system! help help I'm being repressed!" - Bretonnian peasant seconds before being decapitated by his annoyed Lord
@@swineflu6523 “who was that” “Must’ve been a brettonian knight” “How dyou know” “Hasn’t got shit all over him. That and he smells faintly of bath water.”
Is there any lorewise reason that most of the human factions speak with an anglo accent? Almost every single one is Germanic and even the names of almost every empire city and region suggest so.
Considering that she has fought or at least heard Bretonnians speak, (and wood elves mock them constantly) she proably finds this so much more humorous
@@override367 it didn't tho, kerillian is getting softer and softer in V2, always snarky yeah and old dialogue is still there, but you can feel the change in so many voicelines by now
The more I watch fan animations and dialogue of Saltzpyre, the more I realize why he is so loved. Not only is he prime meme material, in every other story he'd either be a fop or the true villain all along. Here, he is a hero and we love every moment he is here.
The good thing about Kruber being a Grail knight is that Grail knights typically live for around 500 years, so he and Kerillian could have an actually meaningful relationship now.
@@Ahrone1586 like she treats everyone else not exactly the nicest, senna being the best but she treats kruber very much so differently, even playful at times. So far he's the only one that has made her laugh in some way
As a French, this is hilarious. Imagine one of your most loyal follower just outranking you because some power decided to make him noble, and that in addition he became French. I already wouldn't want to be roommate with myself just because Im French so imagine going from above to lesser rank for no real reason.
"The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft her grail from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Kruber, was to become a Grail Knight. That is why I outrank you."
Yes! More of this, preferably with Sienna. I can never seem to find anyone who plays her. So I’ve never actually heard any of her thoughts on Kruber becoming a grail knight.
She questions how Kruber did become a grail knight. Sometimes he answers he killed a horde, sometimes a big monster, always in a vague manner. In one Sienna asks if Kruber was drunk and he answers she might be onto something.
She actually states that she finds him well, as she put it.. more "exotic" now lmao Which is rather amusing how Sienna and Kerillian seem to gossip together
@@YourLocalTentacleMerchant Sienna found Franz's journal and found out he was composing poetry shipping Kruber and Kerillian. Kerillian found out and... CONVINCED him not to do it anymore.
@@greeneclover5360 this isnt 40k. Yeah compared to ratmen, actual vampires, lizards, spooky scary skeletons(not the metal kind) and CHAOS....id say the "normals" are the heroes.
I love how Markus is the only one of the group (and maybe Sienna) who can actually get Kerillian to laugh and actually talk to him with a non hostile tone or snide remarks
@@pempotfoy6206 Ker: "So... Kruber's a Grail Knight now. How do we feel about that?" Sie: "I don't mind. It's like he's twice the man as he was." Ker: "Not really. The armor's just a bit cleaner now." Sie: "Yes, but don't you think he's a bit more... exotic?" Ker: "Well, he still picks his nose with a dagger, so no."
@@gappy2944 yep. Considering Kerillian mentioned Araloth before I wonder does she knows about Lileath true plans espacially since, as sister of the thorns, she knows that Isha passed away.
GK is one of the best careers in higher difficulties and is very fun to play. Highly recommend getting him if you play v2 a lot - he's probably my most played career at this point with >1k hours of playtime and owning the game since launch lol
Do it for the content too. One of his weapons, the Bretonnian LONG SWORD can be used by any other Kruber and it's an amazing weapon for both single target and horde, not to mention to have a special block instance where you just hold the attack button, block automatically and then you can release a strike.
I love how this also confirms that Saltzpyre never bathes. No wonder his ultimate is a huge fart that makes everyone go away and causes allies to crit harder just to get away from him
I can't wait to see what they give Victor for his new class, so far they have all been pretty fun. (I'm thinking warrior priest but I hope to be surprised)
Kerillian's laugh and teasing is so precious and so out there compared to the other depictions of elves we've seen, usually grim and steely its so refreshing to see the obvious care they put into all these characters. Also i love the "subtle" nods that she gives to a certain lady who lore nerds like myself may pick up on, wheres those who don't know are much like Kruber and are blissfully unaware of such details
I get the feeling that Saltz and Kruber are having a bit of a laugh over this. Like, the fact that Victor HASN'T murdered Kruber over the peasant thing, it's probably an inside joke between them now.
Because she's a racist asshole that calls other people derogotory slang on a daily basis? Kind of stereotypical for the only elf character in the game to have a superiority complex, it's just an overdone trope. They could've handled her character better.
So, I have always found Kerillian annoying. Her supposedly intelligent banter has rarely lived up to that. Her banter in this though, not so "subtly" goading Kruber into an inevitable Bretonnian pub brawl? This shit's hilarious. If this is closer to her actual personality and we get to hear more of that, I'm all for it.
Saltzpire: Alas poor Kruber I knew him well never a man more loyal to the empire I pray Sigmar will welcome him in death Kruber: SALTZPIRE STOP TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD Saltzpire: ah the greif must be clouding my mind for I can still hear his voice Kruber: OH YOU FUCK
I see the god of bad jokes and trolling has blessed our dear elven archer. Elven (and eldar) jokes are no laughing matter, if an elf is laughing, *Its probably for all the terrifying reasons you can think of*.
Saltzpyre sounds so distraught that one of his only friends is now french
Wouldnt you be too?
Yeah who wouldn't?
He seems even more distraught to know one of his only friends _bathes._
@@Bluecho4 More like saying most of them are smelly.
@@Bluecho4 the quip "some of them actually bathe" it's not a jab against bathing. It's more like "barely some of them bathe at all. (And I fear that you being now with them don't anymore)."
It's an insult comparison of Bretonia's lower technological and cultural advances in comparison to the Empire. Where Bretonia's hygiene is comparable to that of the medieval dark ages in human history.
"Look, I'm still plain old Kruber. I just outrank you now, that's all-"
*"W H A T ? ! ?"*
Pretty sure Bretonian nobility doesn't mean much in the Reik though?
@@Acesahn It doesn't, but that's not what the Bretons think.
@@mrbigglezworth42 He found out he's a Breton like 2 weeks ago! lol
saltz would rek kruber in lore
love how quickly he said " I just outrank you now, that's all"
Somehow he seems more betrayed to hear Kruber bathed on a regular basis than switching to a new faith.
I think he was being sarcastic there
@@meltdown4126 Or he was serious considering that it is canon that Salty stinks and has more lice than Bardin's beard. We may never know.
@@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 i mean, i think everybody in the reikland reeks. They are VERY medieval. Even the nobles, I bet they just cover themselves in perfumes.
@@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 OH MY GOD. THE REEKLAND.
@@Straddock LMAO XD
1:39
Kruber finding out he's 1% Bretonian
omg i spat out my tea!!!!
When he gets the C-word pass.
@@bipolarmadness5075 what's the C-word?
He can say Grigga now, y'know, because Grail
@@ShineyFace1337 Chivalry?
"If I went around saying I had Nobel blood because I sipped some she elf’s bathwater they'd put me away."
strange women lying in ponds distributing cups is no basis for a system of government!
@@swineflu6523 Amazing.
@@swineflu6523 Thats exactly what peasant would say
@@michasokoowski6651 "come and see the violence inherent in the system! come and see the violence inherent in the system! help help I'm being repressed!" - Bretonnian peasant seconds before being decapitated by his annoyed Lord
@@swineflu6523 “who was that”
“Must’ve been a brettonian knight”
“How dyou know”
“Hasn’t got shit all over him. That and he smells faintly of bath water.”
"As Lileath is my witness and probably yours" lmao
Took me a second to realize, lol.
Amazing huh! hahaha
Lol End Times
Did the Elves always suspect that the Lady was Lileath?
@@TheAtlasReview some of them almost certainly knew she was involved to some degree or another, probably her priestesses among the asrai
A german guy with a British accent trying to sound french.
*Mr. Europeanwide*
Give this man a medal
This makes it better!
Warhammer endtimes: Europeantide
Mr. Old-worldwide
Is there any lorewise reason that most of the human factions speak with an anglo accent? Almost every single one is Germanic and even the names of almost every empire city and region suggest so.
This is pure gold.
Hell. Even Kerillian is funny and not totally unpleasant in this one.
Don't dis my lass mate
Keri is always pleasant in her elven superiority.
@@WastedEfforts “...Mayflies”
AKA the elven version of *Baka*
Considering that she has fought or at least heard Bretonnians speak, (and wood elves mock them constantly) she proably finds this so much more humorous
Wish I could hear more of this type of dialogue and less "Hogger's bridge"
At least it's not:
"about castle drachenfells..."
@@PedroRodrigues-je6xp that ones short n sweet its okay
@@jozzzlyn I guess, but remember when those were the only lines they said?
ELF?! ELF!????
@@PedroRodrigues-je6xp That one literally makes no sanse "About castle drachenfels - Lets not talk about it - ok"
I can't get over how precious Kerillian's laugh and overall voice are.
I wish VT2 didn't backtrack on Kerillian lightening up with the crew
@@override367 she NEEDS to be edgy! No matter what!
@@Lord3clipse “Grrrr, the elf needs to always *brood* on her *DARK* & *EDGY* past *mistakes,* no way an *elf* could ever be friends with mAyFliEs!”
@@override367 it didn't tho, kerillian is getting softer and softer in V2, always snarky yeah and old dialogue is still there, but you can feel the change in so many voicelines by now
Alix Wilton Reagan have a perfect voice for kerillian, she put the right amount to make the character really good.
I think the beginning convo is the only time Kerillian sounds genuinely amused
Nice to see her being happy and down to earth for a moment
Just one moment
i think my favorite is kruber and kerillian bonding over pillaging parroven
Kruber sounds as French as John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Half expect him to fart in my general direction.
Only if your mother's a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Isn't that the point though?
Ok, I confess, laughing elf is best elf...directly behind drunk elf, of course.
Saltspyre never ceases to make me chuckle.
The actor must have had a ton of fun voicing him.
He's so memorable.
he sometimes gives me squidward vibes lol
The more I watch fan animations and dialogue of Saltzpyre, the more I realize why he is so loved.
Not only is he prime meme material, in every other story he'd either be a fop or the true villain all along. Here, he is a hero and we love every moment he is here.
"this is preposterous!"
"that's exactly what a commoner would say"
that's exactly not what a commoner would say
You’re just mad you don’t have royal blood
Mad cuz snotling
Ok commoner
An esteemed commoner, would say that
To be fair I think there are some commoners that would think they are better than other commoners
The good thing about Kruber being a Grail knight is that Grail knights typically live for around 500 years, so he and Kerillian could have an actually meaningful relationship now.
But... Everyone dies in 3 years.
@@cendresaphoenix1974 ssshhh… that’s not canon
I swear Vermintide 2 was written by the same people who write bad fanfiction...
@@Acesahn Vermintide 2 writing is some of the best in all of warhammer
@@rellek4053 You're a Disney Star Wars fan, aren't you?
"I just outrank you now, that's all"
"WHAT!?"
Keri's laugh is mad cute
SHRIMP
I hate her with all my being and even i have to agree.
@@1Kelvar elf loving heretics you all
Annoying af, you mean
@@youme8070 and proud!
I love how Kruber, the goofy farmy boy, is now the strongest and more important chararcter than the rest of them together
*Warrior Priest has entered the chat*
I mean...
Bardin's got a actual civil war era piece of tech
1:47
I don't know why, but the tone of the voice, the way Kruber says it... Make me think of Soviet Womble.
I like how Saltzpyre experiences a mental crisis after Kruber starts chanting in bretonian
>So do I. Always have. Circumstances permitting.
Kerilian and kruber are so adorable, the elf is on another level with him and it's cute
ikr!
another level?
@@Ahrone1586 like she treats everyone else not exactly the nicest, senna being the best but she treats kruber very much so differently, even playful at times. So far he's the only one that has made her laugh in some way
@@hammer1349 He's basically the lovable idiot of the group. While there's some love-hate going on with the other pairs, he's just chilling.
No, it's cringe af.
"You're a commoner...a distinguished one, maybe"
Good damage control, Kruber...allow me to get a powder keg next time
As a French, this is hilarious. Imagine one of your most loyal follower just outranking you because some power decided to make him noble, and that in addition he became French. I already wouldn't want to be roommate with myself just because Im French so imagine going from above to lesser rank for no real reason.
Strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
Fre….French people are real?
"The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft her grail from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Kruber, was to become a Grail Knight. That is why I outrank you."
@@elijahtrashlord5354 not in your reality, we come from another, but we do travel sometimes
I’m sorry hope you get well soon😭😭
Having the Wood Elf be Scottish is very Auld School, actually.
Aw that was kind of wholesome between Kruber and Kerillian... I ship them, they should make a half-elf lol
Think the devs do too. He worships the Lady who actually is the elven goddess that she worships . I think Kerillian knows this as well
no
Yes! More of this, preferably with Sienna. I can never seem to find anyone who plays her. So I’ve never actually heard any of her thoughts on Kruber becoming a grail knight.
She questions how Kruber did become a grail knight. Sometimes he answers he killed a horde, sometimes a big monster, always in a vague manner. In one Sienna asks if Kruber was drunk and he answers she might be onto something.
She actually states that she finds him well, as she put it.. more "exotic" now lmao
Which is rather amusing how Sienna and Kerillian seem to gossip together
@@YourLocalTentacleMerchant
Sienna found Franz's journal and found out he was composing poetry shipping Kruber and Kerillian.
Kerillian found out and... CONVINCED him not to do it anymore.
I'm a Sienna Main
The "biggest" animosity between the Empire and Bretonian is about bathing.
Yet the Imperials don't speak in a German one smh
Probably because the Holy Roman Empire didn’t speak just german
german accent is reserved for villains and mad scientists where imperials from warhammer are heroes
@@FilipMoncrief Ok that's fair, but still
@@Asraeks define "hero's"
@@greeneclover5360 this isnt 40k. Yeah compared to ratmen, actual vampires, lizards, spooky scary skeletons(not the metal kind) and CHAOS....id say the "normals" are the heroes.
I love how Markus is the only one of the group (and maybe Sienna) who can actually get Kerillian to laugh and actually talk to him with a non hostile tone or snide remarks
Thought: Kruber specifically uses the Bretonnian accent to make Kerillian lighten up & laugh.
Ever since buying GK im annoying my mates with the same "authentic" bretonnian accent.
For Ze Lady!
based
Great
There's also a dialogue between Sienna and Kerillian about Kruber being a GK.
How it goes?
@@pempotfoy6206
Ker: "So... Kruber's a Grail Knight now. How do we feel about that?"
Sie: "I don't mind. It's like he's twice the man as he was."
Ker: "Not really. The armor's just a bit cleaner now."
Sie: "Yes, but don't you think he's a bit more... exotic?"
Ker: "Well, he still picks his nose with a dagger, so no."
@@Hibernape Sienna into exotic men, huh?
@@chaosinc.382 Well, not Sienna. She was absolutely goading Kerillian into Kruber though.
@@Hibernape thanks
I know it's not canon and never will be but kerillian sounds like a girlfriend trying not to make fun of her boyfriend for being a dork
Kerillian's "No" is the most mesmerizing thing:D
"Nu... Nu.."
"As Lileath is my witness... and probably yours" I see what u did there, u naughty naughty.
So does Kerillian know about the Lady of the Lake/Lileath thing? If she knows then how common is this knowledge?
Only a chosen few elves and one vampire bloodline knew about this. And by few I mean Teclis, Ariel and Naieth.
she can see the futur, so yes
she does. there's a dialog of kerillian asking kruber if he noticed the lady had pointed ears or not.
@@gappy2944 yep. Considering Kerillian mentioned Araloth before I wonder does she knows about Lileath true plans espacially since, as sister of the thorns, she knows that Isha passed away.
Also that might be all Age of Failmar
"I outrank you now"
Try telling that to the warrior priest lmao
Kerellian’s little laugh is so fucking cute. Love this game, love these characters
Kruber bretonnian always reminds me of borat, "king in the castle king in the castle"
1:39 That WAT is pure gold
i like to think Kruber's doing it on purpose to make Kerillian laugh like how he's trying to annoy Saltzpyre
Kruber actor is so natural at just normal banter and small talk, what a legend.
U' 'avin' a giggle, elf? U wanna catche dese blessed 'ands?
Honestly, I think Kerillian actually finds the accent adorable but doesn't want to admit it
"some of them actually bathe" wait, really? time to go become a Digganob, then
Girls laugh when they're into you. Kerillian couldn't stop if she wanted too.
I think about buying grail knight for the sore purpose of hearing those dialogues.
Dude Grail Knight is wicked fun to play
He's really OP but his skins and lines are the best thing, not mentioning his weapons are really comfortable to use.
I have gk and its my second most played career I think but never heard any of this dialogue unfortunately
GK is one of the best careers in higher difficulties and is very fun to play. Highly recommend getting him if you play v2 a lot - he's probably my most played career at this point with >1k hours of playtime and owning the game since launch lol
Do it for the content too.
One of his weapons, the Bretonnian LONG SWORD can be used by any other Kruber and it's an amazing weapon for both single target and horde, not to mention to have a special block instance where you just hold the attack button, block automatically and then you can release a strike.
Kerillian voice actor‘s just great at it, perfectly fits w her.
Aaaw, Saltz feels so betrayed, he's lost the only guy he actually trusted to some watery tart.
Totally cute yandere elf.
tsundere
@@chaoticnachos380 She's a Wood Elf, so there's going to be some Yandere in there.
What the fuck is a yadundru
Some kinda Choas magic
kerillion is flustered she wants some french kruber
If they put more time into this franchise it could easily rival TF2 in character chemistry.
I love how this also confirms that Saltzpyre never bathes.
No wonder his ultimate is a huge fart that makes everyone go away and causes allies to crit harder just to get away from him
I love how Kruber just dicks around with accent instead of searching for Grail.
Technically he already found it, he just can't remember where...
“And probably yours”. She knows!
seeing Kerillian laugh and open up abit more is something i never thought to see her doing
Man who would have thought our everyday Joe Markus had Royal bretonnian blood and Grail knights are actually Rare to see.
I can't wait to see what they give Victor for his new class, so far they have all been pretty fun. (I'm thinking warrior priest but I hope to be surprised)
For his Neutral Special, he wields a Steam Tank.
@@MrSamulai Victor: This is the happiest day of my life
You were right!
Kerilian butchering a French name with her Scottish is excellent.
Kerillian's laugh and teasing is so precious and so out there compared to the other depictions of elves we've seen, usually grim and steely its so refreshing to see the obvious care they put into all these characters. Also i love the "subtle" nods that she gives to a certain lady who lore nerds like myself may pick up on, wheres those who don't know are much like Kruber and are blissfully unaware of such details
You sound like the type who sniffs their own farts.
I love Krubers normal accent so much. It's so fun to listen to.
Totally agree there is something so warm an innocent in his voice
Kerillian's voice sounds like Female Inquisitor from Dragon Age Inquisition
Because it is.
@@richardharrow3697
Wait, For real??? Noice
And she does the voice of Traynor in ME3 lol. Totally love her voice
I get the feeling that Saltz and Kruber are having a bit of a laugh over this. Like, the fact that Victor HASN'T murdered Kruber over the peasant thing, it's probably an inside joke between them now.
Fatshark and the voice actors have done great work.
"Some them actually BaAaThE,"
I love Kerillian's laugh so much!!!!
How am I meant NOT to simp for her?!
Because she's a racist asshole that calls other people derogotory slang on a daily basis? Kind of stereotypical for the only elf character in the game to have a superiority complex, it's just an overdone trope. They could've handled her character better.
@@NightmareBlade10 you should apply and go write for them. I hear legit authors make a good living.
@@HeroOfTheWeb Mayhaps I will...
@@NightmareBlade10 Elves are actually superior, in the Fantasy Role play they have 80 more stats higher than humans and 40 more than the Dwarfs.
@@NightmareBlade10 better strike while diversity hires are a thing
1:20 the absolute defeat in Victors speech lol
So, I have always found Kerillian annoying. Her supposedly intelligent banter has rarely lived up to that.
Her banter in this though, not so "subtly" goading Kruber into an inevitable Bretonnian pub brawl?
This shit's hilarious. If this is closer to her actual personality and we get to hear more of that, I'm all for it.
Her laugh is friggin adorable
saltzpyre being a stinky boy that hates baths makes kruber's line asking about satlz having the flux when healing him make more sense
1:15
"Stop being a weeb Kruber!
The other Inquisitors are laughing at us!
Why cant you be a normal guard!"
Kruber being the goofy awesome one and saltzspire being the responsible one
Voice acting in this series has such charm!
The characters has so much personality.
I would love to see him speaking like that next to the Brettonian knights it would be fucking priceless!!! XD
Victors "WHAT!?" gets me every time lol
Whoever among Fatshark chose those voice actors deserves a medal
“Some of them actually bathe 🤮🤮” lmao
"This is preposterous!"
"Thats exactly what a commoner would say."
I have never heard these before, and i have never laughed this much from their banters.
Man, it would be great to just have a straight up Bretonnian questing knight or something as a character, bantz would be great.
I love it.🤣
Is there Dialoge about Kerillian being a Shadow ?!
Was that Witch Hunter on the verge of tears? Never thought I'd see the day.
Please do more of these it’s nice to have them
Saltzpire: Alas poor Kruber I knew him well never a man more loyal to the empire I pray Sigmar will welcome him in death
Kruber: SALTZPIRE STOP TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD
Saltzpire: ah the greif must be clouding my mind for I can still hear his voice
Kruber: OH YOU FUCK
Saltzpyre's vocabulary is aristocratic, he doesn't sound like he's a commoner all
i love kruber so much
awww these are so cute and funny to hear
I see the god of bad jokes and trolling has blessed our dear elven archer. Elven (and eldar) jokes are no laughing matter, if an elf is laughing, *Its probably for all the terrifying reasons you can think of*.
I think it’s funny that most of the empire consider bathing to be a niche
0:53 When he tries this in a Parravon tavern all the commoners will just say, “…U wot?”
They’d probably accidentally trample him to death because everyone would want to touch the grail knight
@@danielhanson2417 “Someone grab his gorget!”
Then after the crowd kills him they immortalise him as a Grail Reliquae
I think because his fail Bretonnian accents will make Bretonnian think it’s an insult. Let bar fight began.
I will always love the sass about The Lady being an elf. Its the best
1:17 I love how Kruber casually calls Saltzpyre “peasant” instead of “sir” when he’s a GK.
I'm pretty sure saltzpyre and kruber are now about equal with saltzpyre becoming a warrior priest
“Its like I never knew you at all.”
As a French I am dead laughing
maybe that's why Kruber was chosen by Ze Lady..... He Bathes