Siamese Paratroopers - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  4 роки тому +1685

    What's this? An upload at a proper time? What?

  • @khalilnoelgevana3915
    @khalilnoelgevana3915 4 роки тому +3148

    European Axis: in shambles fighting the Allies and Soviets
    Co-Prosperity Sphere: having a field trip across Asia

    • @echo5327
      @echo5327 4 роки тому +229

      Khen Gevana Siam be like “get on the magic school bus”

    • @wouterkessel4852
      @wouterkessel4852 4 роки тому +143

      Isn't that like literally every single HOI4 historical game because friends of the host play the Axis while the host or an actually competent player playes Japan?

    • @ForeverDoubting
      @ForeverDoubting 4 роки тому +56

      @@wouterkessel4852 tbh though, the game is just harder for Germany and Italy then it is for Japan and the boys. If all players are of equal skill.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 4 роки тому +15

      @@ForeverDoubting though the italian curse some how still effects the war more often then not

  • @fads90
    @fads90 4 роки тому +3366

    Missed an opportunity to call them the Flying Thaigers

    • @TheYeetiest
      @TheYeetiest 4 роки тому +136

      Damn. Nice one
      Just imagine, a bunch of Thai people trying to fly xD

    • @shamsquatch9980
      @shamsquatch9980 4 роки тому +442

      Thai-Fighters

    • @lollol-ou8tp
      @lollol-ou8tp 4 роки тому +43

      Japan too has flying traps.
      get it airship with pink hair and balls xd

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 4 роки тому +6

      I will propose that to the Thai air force thank you very much

    • @lontongstroong
      @lontongstroong 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe that Thai Armee sent Ladyboy Paratroopers

  • @LordFanor
    @LordFanor 4 роки тому +2139

    When your having a fun time memeing as Siam, but the Germany goes: "Guys I just lost Army Group Center." ...

    • @tramachi7027
      @tramachi7027 4 роки тому +77

      Its Operation Bagration allover again 😭

    • @Gallade082
      @Gallade082 4 роки тому +22

      *“CRAP”*

  • @uncertainrain-mariomartocc7153
    @uncertainrain-mariomartocc7153 4 роки тому +1045

    I can imagine in that dinky Siamese plane flying over India “General Veers, prepare your troops for a surface assault”.

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 4 роки тому +879

    The land war in Asia is a steady affair characterised by large distances high casualt-
    *Siam* and_then_I_smashed_their_head_in_like_this.mp4

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 4 роки тому +1886

    Nobody:
    Cho King: If I give all my oil to Poland Germany will get half of it, 18D chess.

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 4 роки тому +60

      Got a heart from the man himself!

    • @maxkennedy8075
      @maxkennedy8075 4 роки тому +30

      Lord Of Cheese 🅱️ig 🅱️rain

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 4 роки тому +11

      @@maxkennedy8075 this is a big brain moment

    • @jakkakasunset5485
      @jakkakasunset5485 4 роки тому +64

      Cho King: WAIT, I CAN GIVE GERMANY DOUBLE BY TRADING IT TO *G E R M A N Y*

    • @polokratos8366
      @polokratos8366 4 роки тому +110

      @@jakkakasunset5485 But that world get intercepted by Allied navy.
      This is actually a legit plan.
      Can't say how effective though.

  • @epicbeans1298
    @epicbeans1298 4 роки тому +812

    China after losing its coast and all of its tank divisions: Do not worry, we are still flying half a ship

    • @whynotsa6866
      @whynotsa6866 4 роки тому +62

      china after giving up half its country: Its historical

    • @cricketcoop2038
      @cricketcoop2038 4 роки тому +13

      Another happy landing.

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell 4 роки тому +688

    Bully isorrowproductions until he plays as Banat in Victoria 2

    • @alexh2947
      @alexh2947 4 роки тому +21

      No daddy Isp will play it before him and claim igayproductions crown

  • @bigw722
    @bigw722 4 роки тому +510

    I’ve never heard Jack this happy in my entire life and it’s beautiful

    • @OzyWazza
      @OzyWazza 4 роки тому +32

      Along with the occasional "Bo, you fucking nonce!" to remind us that it's Jack... but yes! :D

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 Рік тому +1

      thanks, I hate it XD

  • @patrolson5354
    @patrolson5354 4 роки тому +581

    Everyone: *remains silent and focus on game*
    Jack: YAAAAAH

  • @sgtsmith501
    @sgtsmith501 4 роки тому +431

    *Who does the army trust the most? AIRBORNE!*
    *Who do the ladies love the most? AIRBORNE!*
    *Who does the commonwealth​ fear the most? AIRBORNE!*

  • @CStriker421
    @CStriker421 4 роки тому +690

    Bo: "It's not funny"
    Also Bo: *Laughs uncontrollaby*

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 4 роки тому +687

    Jack: Laughing happily over a meme
    Wait, that's illegal.

    • @danielhodson6411
      @danielhodson6411 4 роки тому +10

      Swear he got a new mic too

    • @fin5317
      @fin5317 4 роки тому +42

      @@danielhodson6411 no hes just not right up against it

    • @danielhodson6411
      @danielhodson6411 4 роки тому +46

      @@fin5317 Lmao good point, i've only ever heard him angry

    • @cb41503
      @cb41503 4 роки тому +1

      Jack doesn't sound like a normal Englishman

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 4 роки тому

      @@cb41503 What is normal

  • @mcmann7149
    @mcmann7149 4 роки тому +274

    2:10 "I play both sides so I always come out on top"

  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions 4 роки тому +1032

    Me: about to eat chicky nuggies and choccy moo moo milk
    Bo: farts and shits
    Me: POGGIES!!

    • @gearyt2355
      @gearyt2355 4 роки тому +214

      Please, for the love of whatever god you worship, delete this miscarriage of a youtube comment

    • @NIkonEX-
      @NIkonEX- 4 роки тому +82

      who are you and what have you done to isp

    • @americantacos7618
      @americantacos7618 4 роки тому +53

      I'm suprised a comment from you is this buried, but this literal shitpost mighty well deserves to be.

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 4 роки тому +26

      Based

    • @thomashaland3026
      @thomashaland3026 4 роки тому +32

      This is extremly cursed, Why are you like this?

  • @Squid2403
    @Squid2403 4 роки тому +383

    The Allies lost India to a few dozen Thais in planes...
    I'm not surprised, honestly...

  • @cynicalmedic252
    @cynicalmedic252 4 роки тому +140

    06:15 In reality it's really 15k Toyota pickups, commence the Technical Blitzkrieg!

    • @xXxHolyBigMacxXx
      @xXxHolyBigMacxXx 4 роки тому +11

      If you fire a tank shell at the Toyota Tacoma does it die or do you fix it and keep going?

    • @djfloofy109
      @djfloofy109 4 роки тому +5

      *Great Toyota war intensifies*

    • @Alpay283
      @Alpay283 4 роки тому +4

      @@xXxHolyBigMacxXx It fixes itself and keeps going lol

    • @dubspool
      @dubspool 4 роки тому

      Jonathan Tinsley the shells just bounce off

  • @bradymcelroy1627
    @bradymcelroy1627 4 роки тому +68

    Bo: My navy is gone
    Golden: The game is lost in 6 months. How’d your navy get destroyed?
    Bo: It didn’t. I was memeing.
    Weren’t you memeing?
    Golden:.....
    *No*
    Bo: Ok

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 4 роки тому +98

    'A Rice Paddy Too Far'
    Starring Sean Connery as Yamamoto, Michael Caine as Pu Yi and Laurence Olivier as whoever was leading Siam in WW2.

    • @antonioferrari241
      @antonioferrari241 4 роки тому +14

      “A mountain too far”

    • @antonioferrari241
      @antonioferrari241 4 роки тому +23

      A Mountain Too Far (ภูเขาไกลเกินไป) is a 1977 epic war film based on the 1974 book of the same name, directed by Sompote Sands and with a screenplay by Chalong Pakdeevijit. Produced by Cherd Songsri, it was the second film based on a book by historian Charnvit Kasetsiri to be adapted for the screen and the second based on the events of World War II's failed Operation Ramasoon.
      The title originates with a disputed comment attributed to Siamese Army Officer Charun Rattanakun Seriroengrit, deputy commander of the First ASiamese Airborne Army, who told Prince Aditya Dibabha, the operation's architect, before the operation: "I think we may be going a mountain too far." The comment was in reference to the intention of seizing the capital of Iran, Teheran which would allow the Co Prosperity Sphere members to outflank Iranian defences. Though it received a tepid critical response, the film received several awards: At the 31st BAFTA Awards, it won five out of eight categories, including Sorapong Chatree for Best Supporting Actor and Phra Chenduriyang-who himself had served in the Siamese XXX Corps during Ramasoon-for Best Score.

    • @scarab2622
      @scarab2622 4 роки тому +2

      Plaek Phibunsongkram

  • @vanteylingenbrickfilms2427
    @vanteylingenbrickfilms2427 4 роки тому +70

    Imagine a Siamese man jumping from a plane and getting stuck in an Indian forest and eating street food the entire time

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 роки тому +40

    4:28 How Jack talks here is the funniest thing ever

    • @ningenslayer6306
      @ningenslayer6306 2 роки тому +4

      He sounds like Palpatine saying the Jedi are taking over

    • @teageamusic2033
      @teageamusic2033 2 роки тому +5

      I'm glad someone noticed that too, I was in shambles at this part lmao

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 роки тому +33

    US and Iran: **Go to war**
    Thailand: Gentlemen, the time has come.

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 4 роки тому +10

    6:42
    For some reason I just love how Jack says "Yes i did" here

    • @teageamusic2033
      @teageamusic2033 2 роки тому

      Everything Jack said in this video is gold

  • @LingLingFromQLD
    @LingLingFromQLD 4 роки тому +54

    10:00 The boys and I during our vacation in Europe.

  • @Volume_Halome
    @Volume_Halome 4 роки тому +63

    7:30 Greater East Asia Co-Laughter Sphere.

  • @penzorphallos3199
    @penzorphallos3199 4 роки тому +60

    "Enemies are taking Chaarleeeee! "

    • @headcrabn5347
      @headcrabn5347 4 роки тому

      an da ass defnesive ah active
      de enemy hah takeh fokhrorh

  • @TheYeetiest
    @TheYeetiest 4 роки тому +171

    I've never been this early, wow.
    So I can safely say, the last time I was this early,
    - Bo didn't make a star was reference
    - Braun wasn't being a fat guy eating all the supplies
    - Golden won
    Edit: spelling

    • @toreq1127
      @toreq1127 4 роки тому +6

      But golden lost

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 4 роки тому +6

      Bo literally said "looks like we caught them in the middle of their evacuation"

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 3 роки тому +21

    Bo: I lost my entire navy guys
    Golden: If we don't win the war in 6 months we're done
    Bo: OK your joke is better
    Golden: What joke?

  • @rajaman4463
    @rajaman4463 4 роки тому +194

    Bo, Bo, as an Indian... I can safely say India would actually fall to ParaThaiTroopers dedass

    • @AdityaSingh-mv7zp
      @AdityaSingh-mv7zp 4 роки тому +3

      #me too

    • @linkluver_izn
      @linkluver_izn 4 роки тому +20

      Raja Man as a Pakistani, I agree
      Lmfao I’m not tryna start a flame war btw just memeing

    • @Aragonstar
      @Aragonstar 4 роки тому +13

      but its 2020, India is a superpower now

    • @alexh2947
      @alexh2947 4 роки тому +3

      @@Aragonstar not a superpower, not yet but definitely soon. The superpowers are China and USA and maybe Japan but India will be a superpower in like 20-30 years.

    • @joshua6rup
      @joshua6rup 4 роки тому +8

      @@alexh2947 Actually there is a lot of arguments over who are superpowers in the world. The US is definitely considered a superpower, and it is generally acknowledged that the countries who are superpowers, or at least trailing close behind the US, are China and to an extent Russia. However, if you are saying that Japan is a superpower than there should be no contest that the countries of Germany, the United Kingdom, France and India are also superpowers.

  • @manwesulimo7476
    @manwesulimo7476 4 роки тому +21

    F for Golden. He lost only because of like 5 crashes. Because of them Soviet knew what Golden is going to do (because he already did it, but nope, crash) and made preperations before he did those moves. I know i saw it all.

  • @cromwellington441
    @cromwellington441 4 роки тому +75

    Bo: “So here’s an extra clip to add on to the end to make it 10 minutes”
    Me: “He’s gonna nuke Israel again isn’t he?”

    • @W0DAN88
      @W0DAN88 3 роки тому

      Your picture is cursed

  • @dougdog1224
    @dougdog1224 4 роки тому +96

    Germany: Come over
    Siam: Can’t, I’m helping Japan fight India
    Germany: My parents aren’t home
    Siam:

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 роки тому +32

    Nobody:
    Siam and Japan: *YIBOMBAI*

  • @someguysomeone3543
    @someguysomeone3543 4 роки тому +36

    I love it when bo plays as japan, as I know the US player is gonna die from kidney failure from all the salt.
    But this time it does not seem to be the case...

  • @JonathanAuburn
    @JonathanAuburn 4 роки тому +8

    _Golden loses Army Group Center_
    Germany: "My lord, we haven't been able to successfully- *ack*"
    Japan probably: "I've got a bad feeling about this..."

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 4 роки тому +14

    Nobody:
    Siam: *PREP FOR TITANFALL*

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +11

    “The tanks are gone” At least they’re not Bob Semples, can’t survive without those

  • @RockTheClive
    @RockTheClive 3 роки тому +3

    I swear those "YAAAH" screams are getting in my brain and my braincells are dying

  • @nick3xtremegaming212
    @nick3xtremegaming212 4 роки тому +10

    Golden: AHHHH AHHHH!
    Bokoen: Why are you Shouting? WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?!

  • @elviswho1615
    @elviswho1615 4 роки тому +12

    Nobody:
    Siam: ‘Fly me to the moon’

  • @ΔημήτρηςΠελάδης
    @ΔημήτρηςΠελάδης 4 роки тому +49

    I saw the notification on my phone and coz the title was to long it said "hoi4 mp in a nut....."
    I just wanted to let everyone know that useless information.....

  • @HoofHeroo
    @HoofHeroo 4 роки тому +8

    9:03 Bo, how could you tell where the naval invasion was from? I always have to panic and look around at all my coasts and find it.

  • @Antoine2003
    @Antoine2003 3 роки тому +2

    7:00
    We have run out of reinforcements

  • @張樂賢-x6p
    @張樂賢-x6p 4 роки тому +8

    We can't go through it
    We can't go under it
    Let's go over it

  • @kasperrodian4998
    @kasperrodian4998 4 роки тому +201

    The video is up too early.
    Unsubbed

  • @CameroonyoTheFirst
    @CameroonyoTheFirst 4 роки тому +2

    Holy shit that strained "Oh you fucking nonce!" From Jack flat out killed me. I got Army Group Center'd

  • @Man-jc8xl
    @Man-jc8xl 4 роки тому +9

    I refuse to believe this is Jack’s voice

  • @yukfooo4784
    @yukfooo4784 3 роки тому +1

    we need jack to play siam again 744 to 7:50 killed me

  • @kingdom25
    @kingdom25 4 роки тому +5

    Just imagine the Indian and Iranian people cheering their soldiers as they go to the front, and Siamese soldiers begin raining from the sky once they’ve left

  • @dustinhall637
    @dustinhall637 4 роки тому +33

    Am I the only one who gets the RS2 references?

  • @Copperhell144
    @Copperhell144 4 роки тому +4

    That Girls und Panzer sound effect gives me life every damn time. And this time it was in a Japan game!

  • @pixelation5669
    @pixelation5669 4 роки тому +3

    I love it when you play Japan. The best content comes out of it (Bangkok Square Incident)

  • @propagandaoffice
    @propagandaoffice 4 роки тому +3

    I’ve watched this so many times and I just now realized the rising storm 2 Vietnam memes lmao

  • @klowt4900
    @klowt4900 4 роки тому +4

    As someone that still plays Rising storm 2, I really enjoyed the memes in this video

  • @amalekita5009
    @amalekita5009 4 роки тому

    i love your videos so much it just makes the game look so much fun and the conversations with your mates allways give me a giggle

  • @blademaster2390
    @blademaster2390 9 місяців тому

    Jack’s gremlin laugh at 6:47 is perfect

  • @Patton1944
    @Patton1944 4 роки тому +1

    Holy shit Tet Offensive caught me off guard. That was a good laugh.

  • @ccib00
    @ccib00 4 роки тому +4

    As a thai. Field Marshall Plaek Phibunsongkhram must be proud of you, Jack!

  • @Rumble_Pak
    @Rumble_Pak 4 роки тому +2

    You can count the times Golden has won as Germany on a single digit lmao

  • @devastater97
    @devastater97 2 роки тому +2

    Jack's dialogue killed me in this 💀

  • @Pompomatic
    @Pompomatic 3 роки тому +1

    Siam having the time of his life

  • @AcrBlade
    @AcrBlade 4 роки тому +4

    That was actually funny.
    YAAAAAAH!

    • @Plazmatothemax
      @Plazmatothemax 4 роки тому

      for the life of me I can't find the original meme for that soundboard bit.

    • @AcrBlade
      @AcrBlade 4 роки тому

      @@Plazmatothemax Those are phrases from the game "Rising Storm 2 Vietnam", which you can hear when playing as Vietnamese.

  • @baty-bk8ze
    @baty-bk8ze 4 роки тому +2

    No one suspects the Siamese Inquisition!

  • @jacobbabson6786
    @jacobbabson6786 4 роки тому +1

    I feel like I have sodium poisoning from the amount of salt in this group

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 роки тому +1

    Bo meming that he doesn't have a navy and Golden being serious about losing the war is the actual re-enactment of Japan and Germany during the war
    Japan: Uh oh the US cut my oil, I'm screwd lmao lmao
    Germamy: Nice! I just lost the war
    ...
    Germany: So what are you gonna do about your fuel shortage?
    Japan: 何?

  • @sammyboi2951
    @sammyboi2951 4 роки тому +3

    Ah yes another world war story! Time to make a movie about this: The 101st but it's the Siamese :D

  • @humongousgallus
    @humongousgallus 4 роки тому +1

    One of your best videos tbh I died laughing at Siam

  • @SanicDeHeghog
    @SanicDeHeghog 3 роки тому

    7:14 is my favourite part is probably the best meme I've seen in one of these videos 😂

  • @nerfbeard4809
    @nerfbeard4809 4 роки тому +20

    Yo all the europeans tryharding while the asians are just making memes and having a good time lol
    Unsubbed.

  • @kimbo4850
    @kimbo4850 4 роки тому +1

    That was the funniest shit ever with the Rising Storm callouts

  • @somthingz3928
    @somthingz3928 4 роки тому +1

    *sees D-Day*
    Braun: Bo, you don't mind if I have a short vacation at Iwo Jima, right?

  • @MegaZsolti
    @MegaZsolti 4 роки тому +1

    Jack needs to do this more often.
    Yaaaaaah

  • @undoubledcash
    @undoubledcash 4 роки тому +1

    The siamese paratroopers just start nibbling at the Indians feet to live behind the front lines

  • @zlatko8051
    @zlatko8051 4 роки тому

    Me in SG:It’s literally 12AM and I want to bloody sleep.
    Bo uploading a video:
    Me:

  • @xDanilor
    @xDanilor 4 роки тому +2

    as always first minute is always Bo having org*sms watching convoys sinking xD

  • @sylvainfalquet6350
    @sylvainfalquet6350 4 роки тому +1

    YAAH! We have taken objective Char-Leee

  • @lucassvensson5741
    @lucassvensson5741 4 роки тому +1

    We need a follow up on the endsiege part. I think these hoi4 mps in a nutshell is best when Bo is in an endsiege scenario.

  • @aaronsuuu
    @aaronsuuu 4 роки тому +1

    Their names are legit Lu Bu and Dong Zhou. Oversimplied for you.

  • @pennsy6755
    @pennsy6755 4 роки тому +1

    Everybody gangsta ‘till the sky speaks Siamese

  • @DeusMaquina
    @DeusMaquina 4 роки тому +1

    We have run out of reinforcements!

  • @deathrex6199
    @deathrex6199 3 роки тому

    7:52 peef sounds like a train whistle that smoked cocaine

  • @msak4769ak
    @msak4769ak 4 роки тому

    Teleports behind you. British Raj has capitulated.

  • @EVIL-t4o
    @EVIL-t4o 4 роки тому

    The Co-prosperity sphere legit do better than the rest of the axis combined

  • @idontnowhowtodraw4916
    @idontnowhowtodraw4916 4 роки тому +2

    Siam be like "big brain time"

  • @astroosm
    @astroosm 4 роки тому

    co-prosperity sphere: next stop, shanghai... wait no Delh- no bombay, jesus ch

  • @NiCrio
    @NiCrio 4 роки тому

    Wanna full episode of this right now. No words, just hysterical laughing - perfect for someone who can't understand English without subs

  • @VictorBossu15
    @VictorBossu15 4 роки тому +1

    If ww3 will happen we will have Bo and his friends as top generals.

  • @mhug162
    @mhug162 4 роки тому +1

    Bo on time and ahead of schedule? Must be a slow week at the sausage factory.

  • @taurusreborn2571
    @taurusreborn2571 4 роки тому

    Jack the same SAS Soldier who liberated Norway with Ho Chi Minh takes out India

  • @comradeboris2335
    @comradeboris2335 4 роки тому +1

    Anybody got the name of the guy who invaded Tehran at 6:45 ish? I just love his damn laugh

  • @justaverage4357
    @justaverage4357 4 роки тому +17

    Another amazing video Bo! I remember when you were only around 30k and it’s amazing to see how far you’ve come.
    Unsubbed

  • @Robinjhoe1
    @Robinjhoe1 4 роки тому +1

    Watching a hoi4 video for the keks, while playing hoi4 for the neck break

  • @theorder4592
    @theorder4592 4 роки тому

    Me: watches illegally smuggled Tom and Jerry videos
    UA-cam: so you want this?

  • @doxi101
    @doxi101 4 роки тому +1

    No footage of Poland's valiant defense
    :(

  • @JackKinglsy
    @JackKinglsy 4 роки тому

    Virgin Manchurian Supply Eaters vs Chad Siamese Paratroopers

  • @TsukiKitsune800
    @TsukiKitsune800 4 роки тому

    This is why you never leave the romanians to guard your flanks you will always lose an army group in the center for the push towards the soviets

  • @RioShimadaKai
    @RioShimadaKai 4 роки тому

    The Rising Storm memes are too fucking funny lmao

  • @Raipongai
    @Raipongai 4 роки тому

    evreyone:calls out golden for not winning as germany
    golden:*SICKO MODE ENGAGED*

  • @allaltitudeproductions454
    @allaltitudeproductions454 4 роки тому

    *flight of the valkries slowly gets louder*