@@alicorn3924 I loved it when I did it. 60 pounds of metal gets tiring after a while but its not too bad when its properly distributed. You get sore by the end of the day but your active for around 12 hours or so.
doing scp memes soon just gotta get the memes, pretty hard since its really niche but ill be able to make it happen - ive played containment breach and Laboratory its hilarious
My brother no, not Amazon, bunch of stainless steel wallhangers, you must use sword online stores like Kult of Athena or reputable brands like Windlass and Albion to get the good shit 👌🏽 That way if you get assaulted in your own home, your weapon is battle ready and not just decoration
I am a young woman on the way to becoming a feared warlord, I wish the OP well with whatever task you use your sword for :). I also thank the person for suggesting where to get better swords, I’ve been having issues scrounging the internet for good ones- ;-;
6:10 "No, I cross my legs and cry" I may not be a doctor, but as a man, I think I should prescribe you some Viking activities for two weeks! After that come back to my office and well see how you feel.
I freaking love the idea of a drunk dude bumbling up to a search party and asking "what's going on?" and no one realising, could literally be the intro to a film
"Men would rather be knights that go to therapy" I mean, it's easier and cheaper to create a knight cosplay out of glue, cardboard scraps, and foam than it is to go to therapy.
14:30 those girls have the most important job in the World. As a formal child myself thank you for your service, people like you make life worth living.
Einstein being like "I hate having my picture taken for papers, so I will make a face that is silly so papers will stop asking me for one.." becomes one of the few iconic pictures of him to date.
1:05 This was covered by the Luxembourg Wurst, a Luxembourgish newspaper. The man, Michael Parrish, stopped for a quick stop and then got lost. The employees were not doing their job right, just saying “We dont have them in stock.” He relied on Swedish meatballs for food. This happened in Arlon, Belgium, which is near the Luxembourgish border.
8:12 You also tilt your head upwards slightly while you raise your eyebrows. If you just do your eyebrows, then it conveys momentary surprise. Just doing your head is a even greeting, and combining the eyebrows, provides further sincerity to your unasked question
Speaking of things being played on roadside billboards. We had a couple kids sneak into one off of a very major and very busy I-75 in the Detroit area. They proceeded to stream some crazy p*rn for about an hour until someone showed up to turn it off. A 14'x48' billboard with DP being played, just incredible. Traffic was literally stopping on the interstate lmaoooo
0:12 Yes. I would definitely work in those terrifying conditions for 2 months at a time if it meant 1,000 a day after taxes. Even before taxes, 700-800 a day is pretty awesome
Imagine working 60~ days, $1,000 each day, and then another month or two off of work. I would love that! I could spend the off-time to enjoy life, save money, get a decent studio apartment (or whatever else I can get for 2,000-3,000 a month), and exercise to stay in shape or even improve my physique.
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@@nightwoo_ good luck, hope he does ur request ‼️‼️🤞
We need ocean animal memes
My Little Pony memes.
no, I’m not joking.
Dude larping as an ancient warrior *is* therapy. How are you gonna be depressed in a shield wall?
literally i would do it for a day
@@VaazkLShorts old way every day
I used to do that. It’s honestly kind of exhausting walking around in armor.
@@makytondr8607 but was it fun?
@@alicorn3924 I loved it when I did it. 60 pounds of metal gets tiring after a while but its not too bad when its properly distributed. You get sore by the end of the day but your active for around 12 hours or so.
The last guy is a hero and an inspiration to all rest in peace to the greatest father out there.
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The guy who got lost in a ikea for 12 days was literally in scp 3008
I see you are a man of culture
doing scp memes soon just gotta get the memes, pretty hard since its really niche but ill be able to make it happen - ive played containment breach and Laboratory its hilarious
@@RainbowFroggeri got lost in a home depot when I was like 6 and it was a similar experience
@@VaazkLShorts W MAN, W
@@VaazkLShorts W
I suddenly got a masculine urge to buy a medieval longsword from amazon just to use it for cutting vegetables and fruits
My brother no, not Amazon, bunch of stainless steel wallhangers, you must use sword online stores like Kult of Athena or reputable brands like Windlass and Albion to get the good shit 👌🏽
That way if you get assaulted in your own home, your weapon is battle ready and not just decoration
@@phoebusapollo8365 “I possess a claymore for residential defense, since that is what our forefathers intended,”
I am a young woman on the way to becoming a feared warlord, I wish the OP well with whatever task you use your sword for :). I also thank the person for suggesting where to get better swords, I’ve been having issues scrounging the internet for good ones- ;-;
Hail yeah brother! i have a small axe that i used to use when i work in the factory and i use it to cutting meat sometime
Bro is literally Link
only using a sword to cut the most useless stuff
that last one though. respect.
F
For the Sydney man one, he likely couldn't feel the knife due to having enough ice in his system to kill a saltie 😂
13:56 bro the only notification i wake up to is "running low on storage"
Accurate
we would rather do almost anything than go to therapy, i thought this was established already
The world around us is our therapy
MEN, WE RISE AND WE SHALL RETAKE OUR HOMELAND and not think about our feelings in any way and SATISFY OURSELVES WHEN THE THIRST OF BLOOD QUENCHES US!
@@Soupshrimpish HELL YEAH!
The therapy needs us. We will never give them what they want.
@@Soupshrimpish WE SHALL RULE BACK THE BARREN LAND LOST TO US
I see no difference between therapy for men and beating our friends in full crusader armor
That battle looks better than any therapy session could possibly be
6:10 "No, I cross my legs and cry" I may not be a doctor, but as a man, I think I should prescribe you some Viking activities for two weeks! After that come back to my office and well see how you feel.
@Mushylizard did you bring the mead?
@Mushylizard YEAS
THIS SHAL BE A PROPER CRUSADE
0:24 - It's not that men would do that instead of therapy. This IS therapy!
04:34 i think he found where's Doomcock's cave is.
Bro wtf 😂
15:26 - Wendigoon on the money, once again
Real
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never stop gambling, 99.9% of gamblers quit before they win. Be the 0.01%, keep on gambling.
The math don't be mathin
Som ain't addn up
I freaking love the idea of a drunk dude bumbling up to a search party and asking "what's going on?" and no one realising, could literally be the intro to a film
Last one hit hard.
'Post apocalyptic warlord potential'
Men must increase their PAWP.
buy a historically accurate medieval longsword > therapy
why is this so accurate
8:16 F bro. I would be traumatized too.
5:25
MORDECAI, RIGBY, YOU'RE FIRED
vaazlk you the goat brah
you are the goat
@@VaazkLShorts this makes my day thank you brah.
I thought that friend's kid had my heart hurting then you just casually MK Fatality'd me
LARPing as an ancient warrior is better than going to a therapist. Instant depression suppression.
8:53 YOU DID NOT JUST CALL DAPHNE, "DAFENE"
14:53 that's the neat part, i don't check the weather, i go outside & hope for the best.
Literally SCP-3008 (aka endless ikea) 1:04
10:34 EATED A DOOR 🚪
EATED A DOOR 🚪
EATED A DOOR 🚪
EATED A DOOR 🚪
EATED A DOOR🚪
EATED A DOOR 🚪
"Men would rather be knights that go to therapy" I mean, it's easier and cheaper to create a knight cosplay out of glue, cardboard scraps, and foam than it is to go to therapy.
9:59 YESSSSS BUT WITH THE " *FELLA* " WORD
Everyone else: Playing the quest normally
Me: Breaking everything I possibly can
10:00 Kant looks like he is staring down at the bite in utter disappointment.
14:30 those girls have the most important job in the
World.
As a formal child myself thank you for your service, people like you make life worth living.
15:54 he spilled the beans
Einstein being like "I hate having my picture taken for papers, so I will make a face that is silly so papers will stop asking me for one.." becomes one of the few iconic pictures of him to date.
bro , that ending made me kinda sand ngl
0:29 wdym? THIS IS the therapy!
I gotta admit, not a guy, but I’d love to have/use a medieval longsword for fun
Join us in battle, oh sister of war, for the lives of our loved ones are built on the shoulders of warriors!
vaaz your ong the best meme channel on this platform
VaazkL never fails to make me feel like a Ancient Greek Good
That man who solo'd a bear that ended in a draw is downright impressive.
9:56 YES PLEASE 🥺
8:46 I would be terrified
I don't think they understand. Being side by side with your bros in a shield wall is better therapy than anything else.
12:00 I think the drawing is “I love you to the moon and back”
16:38 I sneezed and you said bless you.
Thank you.
6:11 VAAZ NO. Don't cry. You make millions of people happy, I feel sad when you sound sad. Be happy.
Damn son, had to rip my heart out for the ending
12:06 imagine oversleeping and you wake up in the middle of a meeting.
"Miss, put some clothes on and get me a coffee"
aaaaa why you gotta hurt me like that with those last 2
16:07 his forehead expanded
5:31 I feel like this should be brought back back everyone in the family does it
not gonna lie the "leave the me fa'cologne" is fucking funny
5:23 that persons dad is a legend.
We need more of these
They had the IKEA defense force and everything bro
I joined a LARP group instead of going to therapy so the thumbnail is accurate as heck
1:05 This was covered by the Luxembourg Wurst, a Luxembourgish newspaper. The man, Michael Parrish, stopped for a quick stop and then got lost. The employees were not doing their job right, just saying “We dont have them in stock.” He relied on Swedish meatballs for food. This happened in Arlon, Belgium, which is near the Luxembourgish border.
it hurts more than getting hit by a car 2:17 i can confirm
The pain hits so hard I just wish my parents would stop yapping at me tho
1:05 Ikea tactical gear goes crazy hard
5:27 "this is payback for getting rid of our stick hockey table, benson!"
1:30 genes. That's it.
As a woman I’d become an ancient warrior for therapy
1:48 yup this is Florida, just a normal day in Florida.
I had the sudden masculine urge to not attend therapy and take a walk thrpugh the country with nothing but a pack of mints
I have 2 swords, 1 shield, and a medivial helmet.
Idk how or why but that ball pain reduction is somehow so true
The masculine urge to form a perfect phalanx formation
the last two is just very sweet
I heard tickle monster and my nerdy ahh mind thought that was a SCP reference
15:01 He looks like he’ll sell me four carrots for an emerald.
You don’t have time to be depressed you have to form the shield wall
3:12 Shrek is an Oni now.
Isnt an oni a japanese ogre?
@@thelordofthelostbraincells yes.
3:17
And that, folks, is why you don't lie on your CV 😂
That random wendigoon post 😂
20:07 a true bro
5:25 **angry Benson screams and noises**
0:14 0:14 working on a oilrig with homies wouldn't be that bad
0:24 0:24 bro got rejected on birthday 💀
THE CRUSADE SHALL COMMENCE MY BROTHERS!!
*DEUS VULT!*
9:48
my man is a fucking warrior
Just imagine spending 400$ just to talk to someone while you could be a medieval chief and having a fortress
frank and the bear is crazy
1:10 I had to check to make sure I wasn't having a stroke.
8:12 You also tilt your head upwards slightly while you raise your eyebrows. If you just do your eyebrows, then it conveys momentary surprise. Just doing your head is a even greeting, and combining the eyebrows, provides further sincerity to your unasked question
"What’s your favorite Justin Bieber song?"
"bAeBiEaY"
Hey, the warrior one is just dnd and I don't want to be so called out
Speaking of things being played on roadside billboards. We had a couple kids sneak into one off of a very major and very busy I-75 in the Detroit area. They proceeded to stream some crazy p*rn for about an hour until someone showed up to turn it off. A 14'x48' billboard with DP being played, just incredible. Traffic was literally stopping on the interstate lmaoooo
12:51 I literally cannot find the words to say how much I need this shit
About cried on the last one
5:59 Classic Turkish Men
men
☕️
mencil sharpener
Manly yes, but I like it, too.
Whyd he end the memes on such a sad heroic moment
These memes are really relatable
Bro nobody talking about the man who fought a bear TO THE DEATH???!!?
*Food replenishes every friday...*
georgie really be the great equalizer of the hostile blue bird place
0:12 Yes. I would definitely work in those terrifying conditions for 2 months at a time if it meant 1,000 a day after taxes. Even before taxes, 700-800 a day is pretty awesome
Imagine working 60~ days, $1,000 each day, and then another month or two off of work. I would love that! I could spend the off-time to enjoy life, save money, get a decent studio apartment (or whatever else I can get for 2,000-3,000 a month), and exercise to stay in shape or even improve my physique.
All men: "Yes"