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  • Memes For Guys
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    Check these out or i will cry
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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  Рік тому +292

    subscribe for more meme drop video ideas!!!!!

  • @samusaron5000
    @samusaron5000 Рік тому +480

    That last one ... hit me right in the feels more than the ones where they say see you tomorrow.

    • @the_vendetta0995
      @the_vendetta0995 Рік тому +10

      OOF

    • @SuperSpyArmyGuy
      @SuperSpyArmyGuy 8 місяців тому +12

      One time back on the 360 one of my friends said they were sick, I never saw them online again..

  • @mateotoriz
    @mateotoriz Рік тому +327

    20:25 Mad respect for the dad. He went to unlock the forbidden memories with his son

  • @turbo_marc
    @turbo_marc Рік тому +1466

    These are some of the most "memes for guys" memes for guys I've ever seen and there's no better way to describe it.

  • @apackalu2718
    @apackalu2718 Рік тому +142

    10:21 bro blue and pink pills go hard. Imagine being a pirate in command of 6 thousand dragons. No one could stop you.

    • @cheddarsunchipsyes8144
      @cheddarsunchipsyes8144 Рік тому +12

      Brooo fr 👹🔥👺👺👺

    • @asandwich7162
      @asandwich7162 Рік тому +17

      My one leaf can

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 Рік тому +4

      I'm pretty sure Betty white zombie can

    • @cosmicandy4620
      @cosmicandy4620 10 місяців тому +4

      Plus as a pirate you can steal the money to feed the dragons

    • @creeperkinght1144
      @creeperkinght1144 9 місяців тому +6

      Dude I would have a dragon army that could help me find the One Piece AND go on epic adventures, best choice.

  • @mtb_prodigy4856
    @mtb_prodigy4856 Рік тому +626

    As a guy, these memes are absolutely completely true, and I approve of these memes

    • @thebeast7590
      @thebeast7590 Рік тому +3

      how did you watch the entire video already or just trying to get a bunch of likes? its a 21minute video it came out 3 minutes ago you made this comment 2 minutes ago

    • @DanielAgema-ct7mi
      @DanielAgema-ct7mi Рік тому

      @the beast shut up

    • @morbiusmale2347
      @morbiusmale2347 Рік тому +2

      I have lost my throne...

    • @benjaminpersonsthevoidhermit
      @benjaminpersonsthevoidhermit Рік тому +4

      @@thebeast7590 You underestimate their power.

    • @dumflame
      @dumflame Рік тому +1

      @@thebeast7590 do not question what a god can do mortal

  • @ysuri
    @ysuri Рік тому +300

    R.I.P to the Robox guy at the end, you will be remembered

  • @steveeemanny
    @steveeemanny Рік тому +321

    That shower scrub is so relatable

    • @kenayrv386
      @kenayrv386 Рік тому +3

      Ikr? 😂

    • @mr.ironic95
      @mr.ironic95 Рік тому

      Y'all are gross

    • @Bajongus
      @Bajongus Рік тому +5

      for the ? part just spray it down like crazy

    • @abby-me17016
      @abby-me17016 Рік тому

      even as a female

    • @lean2260
      @lean2260 Рік тому

      I don't see how you like getting your sensitive balls exposed to the cruelty of soap

  • @Dapper_Frog
    @Dapper_Frog Рік тому +31

    That last guy, hope you're doing well somehwere we dont know of but all i can say is that people miss you and love you, rest in peace my dude

  • @Lotte_Da
    @Lotte_Da Рік тому +37

    As a girl. The video didn’t load for me and I sad.

  • @EpicAndrew97
    @EpicAndrew97 Рік тому +77

    12:16
    As someone who’s not old enough to drink alchohol i see this as an absolute win

    • @Beremor
      @Beremor 10 місяців тому +14

      Alcohol's kinda lame. Bloody expensive, too.

    • @inconnudu9387
      @inconnudu9387 7 місяців тому +2

      The offer say nothing about other drugs tho

  • @TheCommenterrr
    @TheCommenterrr Рік тому +47

    My dad does always dress like that for work. He’s customer service at a small office for an Italian company in the USA. Maybe 70 people work there. He sees around 15 people a day. There is no one to appreciate him, but every day before he leaves the house, he smiles in the mirror. I love my dad so much.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 Рік тому +3

      Everyones souls achieve to have that level of confidence

  • @rebekadoczi2136
    @rebekadoczi2136 Рік тому +91

    0:09 To be frank, he looks amazing with short hair. 👍

    • @gcqen5ucw1x2bgev
      @gcqen5ucw1x2bgev Рік тому +11

      Hello, Frank

    • @rebekadoczi2136
      @rebekadoczi2136 Рік тому +4

      @@gcqen5ucw1x2bgev noice. :)

    • @petromax5534
      @petromax5534 8 місяців тому

      No homo, but yea. he looks like a movie star or someone of that level of looks with short hair. With long hair, he looks like Charlie/Jesus/John Wick

    • @EpicAndrew97
      @EpicAndrew97 8 місяців тому +1

      He looks good with long hair too

  • @nalsteve0079
    @nalsteve0079 Рік тому +69

    15:48 A perfect wife doesn't exi-

    • @mozvi1436
      @mozvi1436 10 місяців тому +3

      yes this is the one

    • @ItsMeAsena
      @ItsMeAsena 7 місяців тому +2

      The "Hunger Games" quote has me smiling!

    • @justarandomguy7580
      @justarandomguy7580 2 місяці тому

      I will pull out my ancient battle bull horn to announce to the neighbours that me and my wife are about to have a nerd war

  • @tinobiushecht-4205
    @tinobiushecht-4205 Рік тому +44

    As a person who speaks German, I can confirm that a lot of words there sound like the stuff you would teach to babies

    • @clowny3605
      @clowny3605 Рік тому +2

      Ich bin Käse

    • @f1regoal1e
      @f1regoal1e 8 місяців тому

      Du Liebe Käse? Glechie Mann

    • @insertjokehere9064
      @insertjokehere9064 7 місяців тому

      @@clowny3605doesn't that mean you're cheese

    • @clowny3605
      @clowny3605 7 місяців тому

      @@insertjokehere9064 Yes. Got a problem?

  • @daanderuyter7995
    @daanderuyter7995 Рік тому +196

    As a member of The Guy community I approve these memes.

    • @jxstxnn7554
      @jxstxnn7554 Рік тому +3

      as a fellow member of The Guy community, I approve your approval of these memes.

    • @damianFootball600
      @damianFootball600 Рік тому +1

      As a fellow member of the guy community I approve of your approval of your approval of these memes

    • @daanderuyter7995
      @daanderuyter7995 Рік тому

      I thank you, for the approval of my approvals approval.

    • @filippians413
      @filippians413 Рік тому

      I approve of your gratitude for the approval of the approvals of the approval.

    • @vyomrane1237
      @vyomrane1237 Рік тому

      Approved

  • @TheTacoTruckSupporters
    @TheTacoTruckSupporters Рік тому +14

    3:28
    This awakened an ancient memory

  • @turbo_marc
    @turbo_marc Рік тому +40

    13:48 if she knows about when EA was good, she's a keeper

  • @freddyfox5102
    @freddyfox5102 Рік тому +11

    10:20 Dang I'm gunna be a pirate with 6 thousand dragons... or a maple leaf...

  • @capapofa
    @capapofa Рік тому +37

    As a guy I can agree that these are memes.

  • @yoface2537
    @yoface2537 2 місяці тому +2

    5:17 me who's ace: you have no power here vaazkl, vaazkl the dude, vaazkl the FOOL!

  • @kingwoof3444
    @kingwoof3444 Рік тому +11

    The thumbnail meme is so true tho… I can be chatting with a guy from a polish greenpower team for an hour without knowing anything about him and not caring in the slightest lol

  • @eintein_01
    @eintein_01 Рік тому +36

    As a fellow member of the male community, these are awesome!

  • @Kebablover495
    @Kebablover495 Рік тому +66

    11:32
    I’m still wondering what the fuck he did to be feared for 25 years

  • @TheOddMan-
    @TheOddMan- Рік тому +17

    10:19 You get an army of vampire cattle. Most powerful weapon ever.

    • @LocseryuOfficial
      @LocseryuOfficial 6 місяців тому +3

      clearly the 6 thousand dragons are superior, and the pirate one, so i become a Dragon Wielding Pirate and i rule the 7 skies

    • @TheOddMan-
      @TheOddMan- 6 місяців тому +1

      Sure sure, but vampire cow

    • @LocseryuOfficial
      @LocseryuOfficial 6 місяців тому +3

      @@TheOddMan- pirate

    • @Slipstream317
      @Slipstream317 5 місяців тому

      you all underestimate the power of betty white

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments Рік тому +75

    Watching this video is like trying to follow the train of thought of a squirrel on caffeine

    • @shanemiley3533
      @shanemiley3533 Рік тому +10

      Woman in the chat

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 Рік тому

      @shanemiley3533 I'm having a hard time here too bro

    • @GerardMenvussa
      @GerardMenvussa 10 місяців тому +2

      This is why I don't give caffeine to my squirrel

  • @iskosc
    @iskosc Рік тому +14

    that baby skydiving has already done more with his life than me

  • @Ridlay_
    @Ridlay_ Рік тому +7

    1:39 Wait that’s legendary

  • @Scoutdoingadance
    @Scoutdoingadance Рік тому +17

    15:44 if i ever found someone like this, i would be the happiest person in the world

  • @mannybenitez9231
    @mannybenitez9231 Рік тому +5

    That first one was accurate. I have never been in a relationship before meeting my girlfriend and before that, my friends would always come to me asking for advice

  • @Ace_729
    @Ace_729 Рік тому +21

    3:58 for people that don’t know, lifting caps your growth a bit. Haven’t gotten past 5’4 but I got 30lbs of raw muscle out of it and cut from 11% body fat to 6%. May be small but got the power ✌️

    • @Custly
      @Custly Рік тому +1

      No it dosent 👍

    • @Ace_729
      @Ace_729 Рік тому +3

      @@Custlyexplain the mini tanks I get at almost every wrestling tournament, they be 106, smaller than me, and have arms the size of our 175’s ☠️

  • @Shreyansh1618
    @Shreyansh1618 Рік тому +6

    gotta love more than 15 minute vaazkl videos

  • @johnfredgabrielgornez3885
    @johnfredgabrielgornez3885 Рік тому +7

    Bro the last one made me shed a tear

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 11 місяців тому +4

    12:12 Me, who has already decided to never drink: "I see this as an absolute win"

  • @Makkiebobo730
    @Makkiebobo730 Рік тому +20

    2:04 The book…

  • @sparrowwing1729
    @sparrowwing1729 Рік тому +11

    3:56 I once waved at a girl, and my sister teased me about it for months, still hasn't forgotten it. My parents wanted me to tell them her name, and I barely even knew it from school. I only waved because we had cooperated in a game earlier.

  • @SlimHandle
    @SlimHandle Рік тому +1

    4:06 Me from June 2013 to 2019 and from September 2021 to present.

  • @chrono9503
    @chrono9503 Рік тому +9

    9:16 this post activated my fight or flight response.

    • @JCEDRIC31
      @JCEDRIC31 Рік тому

      Is this real chat?

    • @theblinkingbrownie4654
      @theblinkingbrownie4654 9 місяців тому

      ​@@JCEDRIC31yes, just did mine this morning

    • @ataco.
      @ataco. 6 місяців тому

      @@JCEDRIC31 No, I've never seen any guys, including me, have to do this.

  • @thatonedude1123
    @thatonedude1123 Рік тому +6

    R.I.P. lil bro

  • @tannerdonkey9939
    @tannerdonkey9939 Рік тому +5

    I always turn the volume off at night but in the day full volume is the way to go

  • @MoxieFoxie1224
    @MoxieFoxie1224 11 місяців тому +2

    18:18 is it me or is it so funny when someone says "to my horror"

  • @EccentricDrDino
    @EccentricDrDino Рік тому +10

    4:02 turbo piss mode just makes more piss so in total it just hurts more

    • @Champtiago
      @Champtiago Рік тому

      I’ve never understood a comment better than this before

    • @niknik6718
      @niknik6718 6 місяців тому

      I do not understand why I understand this

    • @RegenTonnenEnte
      @RegenTonnenEnte 5 місяців тому

      Pain while pissing is not normal see a doctor.
      Or drink less bleach.

  • @Calypso-da-therian
    @Calypso-da-therian Рік тому +44

    2:25 I understand the gaming thing, despite being female. My fingers never get tired in Hollowknight. Lifting myself up with a bar? Nah, man, my fingers weak as hell

    • @Callmejoey_
      @Callmejoey_ Рік тому

      Hey, this is a cootie-free zone.

    • @HolyNamed
      @HolyNamed Рік тому +2

      If your a girl who plays video games you for sure 12

    • @1gn30us
      @1gn30us 6 місяців тому +1

      Hollowknight is a W game :) also all these asshats saying “oh you are 12” or whatever are 7 year old fools don’t listen to em. Not tryna simp or anything I tell this 2 everyone.

    • @Calypso-da-therian
      @Calypso-da-therian 6 місяців тому

      @@1gn30us hell yeah I agree

    • @Seinsmelled
      @Seinsmelled 4 місяці тому

      ​@@1gn30us hollowknight sucks

  • @cheeseguy1232
    @cheeseguy1232 Рік тому +6

    I love these videos bro please keep it up

  • @Chicken_StripProductions
    @Chicken_StripProductions 10 місяців тому +1

    I got absolutely canceled at a summer camp because I roasted an arrogant girl with the same intensity as I use with the boys.

  • @stonelion8020
    @stonelion8020 Рік тому +6

    2:52 I did the math, even if she got the app THE DAY IT WAS RELEASED, that’s still 505 snaps PER DAY

    • @Coach_Shiner
      @Coach_Shiner Місяць тому +1

      Her camera roll must be weighing her phone down

  • @izo_kei
    @izo_kei Рік тому +14

    11:21 They look so comfy, these guys are legends, this is some real bromance.

  • @nico7674
    @nico7674 Рік тому +9

    I can relate on 12:23. I lost my 20 year-old buddy almost 2 years ago and I don't think i'll recover from this

    • @sethstuffanimates8419
      @sethstuffanimates8419 Рік тому +3

      i’m sorry

    • @nico7674
      @nico7674 Рік тому +4

      @@sethstuffanimates8419 thanks dude

    • @flycraps2456
      @flycraps2456 Рік тому +2

      I know that pain had my lhasa apso for 20 year pretty much since I was born he died in 2020 the way he went was painful rushing him to the vet and him having convulsions in my arm the docs said he ways already on his way out at that point. I can say with complete honesty I have never held onto sadness as long as when I lost him almost a damn month of walking in the door and what use to be greeted by my best friend was silence. It still hurts to remember sometimes.

    • @nico7674
      @nico7674 Рік тому

      @@flycraps2456 sorry for your loss, I'm pretty much in the same situation, when we had him, I was 2 years old.
      Personally, he didn't go in pain. They just put him asleep and made his heart stop. The worst thing in my case is the fact that I couldn't say him goodbye because I wasn't home when all of this happened (my mother handled it alone) so I couldn't even see my boy one last time, tell yourself you had that chance at all. I know he knew it was his last day because before going to the vet, even though he was weak and his brain was slowy going doown, he was looking for me in the house but I just wasn't here.
      The most beautiful moment I had with him was his last Christmas, He was sleeping in my arms the whole evening, i think he knew it was his last months with us but they were for sure the purest moments of my life with the purest soul I've ever met.
      PS: It's the first time I say this other than in my head and it feels very weird. I even have tears saying all of this, the only pure part of me died with him. I hope i'll be able to have the strength to adopt another dog after some time

  • @legioning
    @legioning 5 місяців тому

    listening to this video and then listening to his older videos
    he sounds so much happier nowadays and that makes me feel good

  • @ofirnadel
    @ofirnadel Рік тому +6

    3:27 is the most relateable thing ive ever seen

  • @MrStanFungi
    @MrStanFungi Рік тому +6

    7:29 I'm gonna have to remember that one

  • @bloo76
    @bloo76 Рік тому +12

    16:06 I genuinely think i just teared up a little LOL

  • @CheezsterYT
    @CheezsterYT Рік тому +2

    The last one is so sad tho

  • @numberiscool
    @numberiscool Рік тому +5

    17:00 got me dying bruh😭😭😭

  • @NoNameX_X0
    @NoNameX_X0 5 місяців тому +1

    10:18 i'm choosing purple and pink, building an entire army of fantasy characters! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @isaacfrand3824
    @isaacfrand3824 Рік тому +3

    6:10 - yep, that’s spot on. Say what you want, shy often translate to cute. I’d say fight me but everyone agrees anyway xD

  • @Itsappuru
    @Itsappuru Рік тому +2

    10:17 Oh my god they know what I want.... Be a pirate and own six thousand dragons!

  • @linger0740
    @linger0740 Рік тому +3

    About that one about relationships are only at stake if the girl is unhappy.
    I was in a small relationship that went well at first, but the girl had some issues with things like depression and family.
    Eventually she started to take her anger out on me, and by the end I felt like I was the only one trying to be in a relationship and that she was just using me as a emotional punching bags for our problems. So when I finally got upset and tired, and she realized and asked if I wanted to break up, my only response I was able to make was to say “If that’s what you want”.
    Relationships are at stake if both parties are unhappy, they’re a equal trade, not a gift
    Keep that in mind.

  • @tsugikuniyorichii7771
    @tsugikuniyorichii7771 Рік тому +1

    bro...
    the "chill without knowing each other name"is too relateable....
    bless you all

  • @errorsand6950
    @errorsand6950 Рік тому +4

    3:32, bro. I used to do this all the time, but yeah, it has to be perfect on the edges

  • @bluesheepredanimationskind7690

    holy the vibe was so up and i was having a good time and then i just get hit with that last ending meme and now im depressed wth

  • @GigaMonke7
    @GigaMonke7 Рік тому +7

    12:43 my favorite one

    • @Landon-y2z5i
      @Landon-y2z5i Рік тому +2

      This one is relatable, I asked my gf if she wanted anything to eat when I went out, and as soon as I got back, ,y biggest mistake was leaving it out when I was taking a shit- next thing I know she ate the hole damn meal, plus the drink, these mf’s don’t understand-

  • @PureColumbianCocainum1949
    @PureColumbianCocainum1949 11 місяців тому +1

    9:07 this one hit hard. i just checked my steam friends list and a few of my friends have been offline 7 years and 8 years

  • @Lac3rtus
    @Lac3rtus Рік тому +6

    1:19 that is the most relatable thing ever 😂😂😂

    • @EnzoSy-Quia
      @EnzoSy-Quia 2 місяці тому

      So true😊

    • @ledspartan831
      @ledspartan831 2 місяці тому

      Just showed my brother this one and the smile was all the confirmation I needed lol

  • @smokelmao
    @smokelmao Рік тому +2

    THAT TOOK A DARK TURN

  • @netrakadam9676
    @netrakadam9676 Рік тому +8

    1:24
    Meme : 11
    Him : TWELVE💀💀💀💀

  • @AyyBet
    @AyyBet Рік тому +9

    1:49 that one girl in your class

  • @Cooldudecrafter
    @Cooldudecrafter Рік тому +2

    Whyd you hit me with that downer at the end

  • @mythical.toaster
    @mythical.toaster Рік тому +7

    1:29 damn, bro has patience (i gave up at 133)

  • @charizards2009
    @charizards2009 7 місяців тому +1

    10:53 I think about Velociraptors everyday, so doing this is cake walk.

  • @aistieramusic
    @aistieramusic Рік тому +7

    As a woman, i can't express my confusion well enough.

  • @people_r_us
    @people_r_us 10 місяців тому +1

    10:21
    One leaf of my choice and six thousand dragons

  • @marieboudreaux7508
    @marieboudreaux7508 Рік тому +7

    10:32 my bf’s exact face like ong

  • @IncTheCredible
    @IncTheCredible Рік тому +2

    This a was a certified canonical event moment filled video

  • @rileysteyn5700
    @rileysteyn5700 Рік тому +2

    4:06 bro felt bad for me and gave me another chance

  • @Domeng0815
    @Domeng0815 7 місяців тому +1

    The last one hits different Rest In Peace Bro

  • @AlexoAX
    @AlexoAX Рік тому +3

    im a guy with depression, and this video cheered me up so much, i love you dude no homo ofc c:

  • @mathewalexandercabingao9203
    @mathewalexandercabingao9203 Рік тому +1

    Bro did us dirty with that last one. May he rest in peace.

  • @sleepmedicine165
    @sleepmedicine165 Рік тому +4

    13:56 that is so toxic LOL

  • @paullywog13
    @paullywog13 Рік тому

    Of the 1,000,000,000,000,000 meme compilations I've seen, this one was the best.

  • @thatidiotoverthere6311
    @thatidiotoverthere6311 Рік тому +4

    0:20 Lmao expected the joke because it’s so true

    • @survivorofthecurse717
      @survivorofthecurse717 11 місяців тому

      Tried that myself with buying 2 things, one for me and one for my older brother. Lost the one he had, lied to claim the one I had

  • @idkcba
    @idkcba Рік тому

    10:22 Blue & Pink. I would love being a pirate every other day and 6k dragons sounds cool 😂

  • @The_Foole
    @The_Foole Рік тому +4

    13:03
    Happy *twenty six months.

  • @snowfish7294
    @snowfish7294 Рік тому +1

    one of the best insults that i ever made was you dance like keny from south park in that one episode where they go to a shopping center

  • @Loads100
    @Loads100 Рік тому +4

    5:08 is the most true thing ever

  • @spyker_aileron
    @spyker_aileron Рік тому

    10:20 blue and pink. Pirates and dragons sounds like an epic adventure.

  • @NikolaiGogolFanboy
    @NikolaiGogolFanboy Рік тому +6

    0:25 of course the guy had an ace trappola profile pic 💀💀

  • @BoRobertsOutdoors
    @BoRobertsOutdoors Рік тому +2

    Shit that last one made me tear up

  • @rileysteyn5700
    @rileysteyn5700 Рік тому +5

    3:01 im gonna be the one being called on

  • @Yippee-sk1fm
    @Yippee-sk1fm 11 місяців тому +1

    1:20 I’m not any of them, I’m the freaking space rocket

  • @MessedUpBrainspike
    @MessedUpBrainspike Рік тому +2

    12:57 There are three. They have dividers, which actually nullifies the "don't stand next to each other" rule.

  • @PeachyPlum-c3n
    @PeachyPlum-c3n 6 місяців тому +1

    5:20 My ass peeked and still couldn't find my cousin, halo 2.

  • @blakehamilton2489
    @blakehamilton2489 Рік тому +3

    14:27
    What do you mean "What was he hiding?" He was eating before his wife could steal all his food.

  • @nekoill
    @nekoill Рік тому +2

    16:05 I want to believe this is a true story because god damnit that's wholesome

  • @sorango5454
    @sorango5454 Рік тому +3

    The shower depiction is spot on! 😂😂😂👍

  • @Peter-Williams
    @Peter-Williams Рік тому

    12:24 is relatable. My dog died 4 years ago and I still miss her.

  • @aykarain
    @aykarain Рік тому +10

    9:39 this is for both genders

  • @commissarkordoshky219
    @commissarkordoshky219 7 місяців тому

    the fact that you admit; 'hey I used this one before but its a good meme' grants you such a truckload of fucking respect instead of silently showing it, you have no idea.

  • @ywoisug8845
    @ywoisug8845 Рік тому +6

    6:00 oh I don't know jessica, maybe the 6kgs of cement you've put on your face in order to make it look better

  • @dinanga_revert
    @dinanga_revert Рік тому +1

    5:56 I understand this so much, even with the most innocent of jokes 🤣