as someone that works in an airport - gate 1 does exist, it's primarily used for passengers with mobility issues. Jeremy's case i believe was made specifically for the show.
Actually there was a company or 2 actually planning on making them. There was serious consideration being given to making them when the episode aired, they had a website and everything but I can’t for the life of me remember the name. Hammonds was a custom job I think.
You could make a laptop similar but you would have to have separate batteries for the motors, laptop batteries will not handle that sort of current and would either not power the motors at all or explode due to overdraw.
@@MichaelD8393 well then she might as well stock with what's she's got in reality, as op said, she got it, showing her mind is in much better condition than her body
Can you imagine if an old looking dude in an airport opened his luggage and took out a steering wheel, laid his luggage on the ground and clicked the steering wheel into place. Than sat atop it, squealed 'SPEEEEEEEEED!' and started to scoot across the lobby to his gate? Hilarious.
You can tell that particular scene is scripted because of its' ridiculousness but also because if you did that at an actual airport they would probably throw you out the tallest window they had. They have null/zero tolerance for sexual harassment even when joking at the security check-in.
To be fair to the grand tour, it has to appeal to a wider audience. Top gear broadcasted on BBC 2, and was therefore primarily seen by a British audience, therefore the writers needed only to appeal to British people when they wrote bits and jokes. For the grand tour, they are on Amazon prime, which is more international, and therefore needs to appeal to a wider audience. That being said the general humour and banter still feels close enough to the original top gear, despite the level of scripting in both shows, the conversations on trips and the like seem to be mostly genuine.
I just love at 7:40 they have the end scene of Jeremy asking where the plane is, and him falling just right at where a Ryanair plane is close by - sums up Ryanair perfectly. The airline which lands quite near an airport.
Real situation: Once I had to bring my Segway to my holiday home. Unfortunately it didn’t get accepted for check in, and then the staff said that we were running out of time, so just literally put the thing together and then ride it to my waiting Chauffer out by the departures area. I caused quite a shock when I was riding my Segway out to the car. They allow skateboards in most airports. Check beforehand but you should be able to ride your skateboard as well.
Tonoight on Bottom Gear: I break my humerus after a slight lapse in spatial positional judgement, Hammond creates the only known case of error 58008 after trying to motorise a laptop, And both of us are now wanted in several countries for killing a man via use of a sunglass stall.
Tonight on bottom gear:
I drift with a suit case
May become an error 404
and Hammond falls of a laptop and dies
Lol
damn my guy you got this pin. happy 9 likes
Hammond busts a kickflip
Off*
"Accompanied by jeremy nearly killing an innocent man."
“The SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!”
“Oh shit”
why did i know that clarkson said that before he said it
The SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
it was the gin
kalyana he’s been doing that since top gear 😂
Jeremy:Knocks A Old Man Over Doesn't Do Anything
Jeremy:Crashes Into Toblerones And Trys To Fix It
He did say he was sorry tho
@@possibly8180 i do know that
@@Tofudrifter4487 folks of culture rise up
@@possibly8180 some say that gamers are the most oppressed minority and should rise up, but it is us, the initial D fandom, who shall rise
@@Tofudrifter4487 preach the word bruv
imagine seeing two blokes at the airport on a suitcase drifting and one on a laptop doing skateboard tricks
3:52 the woman to the left literally thinks hammond is a mad man and that her life is in danger
@@richardgalle9868 her life is in danger
not even blokes, two very very old men
Discount crazy kart
richard galle her life is in danger but more so because she’s an old hag
3.13
"Do you want to see my P-nis"
"Oh wow, not right now!"
he wanted to see it after
He says: errrm well not right now
StofStuiver 3:13
Yh it’s the same guy aswell at 7:16
No......not yet.......
as someone that works in an airport - gate 1 does exist, it's primarily used for passengers with mobility issues.
Jeremy's case i believe was made specifically for the show.
Actually there was a company or 2 actually planning on making them. There was serious consideration being given to making them when the episode aired, they had a website and everything but I can’t for the life of me remember the name. Hammonds was a custom job I think.
Shut up
@@yabooiijosh8785 If you have nothing useful to say then it's best not to say anything at all.
U always get that one guy that just ruines it
Epic Toby 89 exactly
"a solid click like an m-16 rifle bolt" 😂 honestly though if that laptop is any good that would be class to own
Couldn't tell exactly which one it was other than the ms screen saver, & I'm not going back to lik, was it really a bad one?
@@kurtsudheim825 Looks like he built it himself, it wasn't very good was it
It's not a laptop
You could make a laptop similar but you would have to have separate batteries for the motors, laptop batteries will not handle that sort of current and would either not power the motors at all or explode due to overdraw.
@@ChiefAlday it is a laptop, he literally shows the laptop in the vid
4:08 "I want one" that lady got it
Shes old, &possibly fat or has a walking issue (joints, hip or something)
I want one too.
I want one
@@kurtsudheim825 I thought perhaps Jeremy could make a version of the suitcase mobile with a seat, like a mobility scooter, for her.
@@MichaelD8393 well then she might as well stock with what's she's got in reality, as op said, she got it, showing her mind is in much better condition than her body
I love how the person sitting at the check-in booth at 2:35 transforms from a facial expression of polite smile to pure terror in an instant.
yeah they're all actors hahaha
@@only-jr yes, they overtook a while airport & hired thousands of extras, as well as actors fit one liners
Can you imagine if an old looking dude in an airport opened his luggage and took out a steering wheel, laid his luggage on the ground and clicked the steering wheel into place. Than sat atop it, squealed 'SPEEEEEEEEED!' and started to scoot across the lobby to his gate? Hilarious.
Legit spy style shit
You can literally see half the reactions, pointing & moving out the east looking
Boys will be boys
Imagine looking at some sunglasses and seeing what looks good on you and some man driving on his suitcase pushes you on the floor.
Jeremy:Knocks A Old Man Over Doesn't Do Anything
Jeremy:Crashes Into Toblerones And Trys To Fix It
@@ronaldogente5916 the man was dead, nothing you can do
“Jeremy you’ve killed a man!”
“Oh shit, no”
@@darkhoodx6487 "anyway"
@@Eldawn last week...
You say that like you never kept track of his kill count
6:41 The SPEEE-EE-EE-EGH-EEED
Thank you
I like how they timed the jet noise with Clarkson yelling "Oh there's no plane!"
3:15 the guy was really taken aback
"Not right now"
Hmmm🤔
You can tell that particular scene is scripted because of its' ridiculousness but also because if you did that at an actual airport they would probably throw you out the tallest window they had. They have null/zero tolerance for sexual harassment even when joking at the security check-in.
@@SirNarax Yes, obviously, but it's funny
@@RealtorCardozo You are no liar it is very funny.
Narax hard to not be scripted with a massive camera crew and 2 British icons
The pronounciation of "Steerhing Whhheel" he gives at 0:50 is the most British thing I heard in my live.
The poshness.
3:52 the woman to the left literally thinks hammond is a mad man and that her life is in danger
Cj C her life probably was!
I thought it was a walker from TWD
Probably because she's just a bundle of sticks held together by some clothing lol
@@anomalyp8584 lol
But that is Hammond, so he might have been falling off every 20ft onto someone when the cameras weren't rolling
4:50 "Nothing else turns a woman on like a well executed handbrake turn."
2:10 "there's been a bit of a role reversal" that killed me 💀😂
“Hammond that does look a bit dangerous”
“It is”
*laughs*
7:05 - "How am I gonna get off the end of this?"
Do an ollie, obviously.
4:32 "Jeremy, you killed a man"
5:42 I wish I could make an entrance in an airport bar like that
3:36 the only time I’ve ever thought Jezza sounded embarrassed 😂
*lays down suitcase*
“its starting to look like a car”
2:43 is when your best friend insults you when you're having a casual chat with a nice looking girl
Nice looking or fat
@@Archiezetter haha oof
This sketch was the closest grand tour has been to the original top gear
Proper British humour without much dumbing down for the yanks
Indeed, would love more like this
british humour is no laughing matter
To be fair to the grand tour, it has to appeal to a wider audience. Top gear broadcasted on BBC 2, and was therefore primarily seen by a British audience, therefore the writers needed only to appeal to British people when they wrote bits and jokes. For the grand tour, they are on Amazon prime, which is more international, and therefore needs to appeal to a wider audience. That being said the general humour and banter still feels close enough to the original top gear, despite the level of scripting in both shows, the conversations on trips and the like seem to be mostly genuine.
And we wouldn't want an old man crashing his suitcase into a giant mountain of Toblerones to be dumbed down, would we?
2:35 The way the check-in lady jumps, cracks me up.
I just love at 7:40 they have the end scene of Jeremy asking where the plane is, and him falling just right at where a Ryanair plane is close by - sums up Ryanair perfectly. The airline which lands quite near an airport.
"He's not normally that tall." Clarkson was on fire in this segment.
4:32 I feel really sorry about that man
Could it be part of the show?
@@user-ck1ib6zn7b hope it was cuz that fall really hurts XD
@@thelucky2133 seemed staged
The Lucky 21 funnily enough it isn’t
@@harold1no168 dafuq
Him explaining how a skateboard works is hilarious to me, a teenager from California, especially coming from a 50 year old british man
He's actually 37
@Round Earther no he's 37
Round Earther are you talking about that Boris Johnson dude
he’s like 65
Round Earther jeremy
the excitement of Hammond at 6:09 is just too funny
He is like praise me Jeremy Clarkson
4:52 Jeremy has, once again, turned into a gnome
El Mao!
4:57 there isn't even a delay just 'this is more like a race track OH SHIT'
7:15 the guy from the scanner
Wow I never saw that
Exposed
Who?
My heart skipped a beat when he said ‘tent’ instead of ‘studio’
That's because it is a tent
Real situation:
Once I had to bring my Segway to my holiday home. Unfortunately it didn’t get accepted for check in, and then the staff said that we were running out of time, so just literally put the thing together and then ride it to my waiting Chauffer out by the departures area. I caused quite a shock when I was riding my Segway out to the car. They allow skateboards in most airports. Check beforehand but you should be able to ride your skateboard as well.
7:39 Target down. Time to find an exit 47
2:34 Look at the check in lady, she got so scared lmao
Not scared, just startled, he came in low & with speed, whilst she wad looking down
7:38 there's no plane! Rip clarkson 1960 - 2020 Cause of death jumping off plane gate"
He said where’s the plane?
The old lady saying "i want one" got me cracked
I love watching everyones reaction as they see Jeremy Clarkson drifting past them on a suitcase
3:14 “Uh well not right now” 😂😂😂
7:39 “There’s no plane!”
Jeremy Clarkson's finest moments:
"I'M DRIFTING A SUITCASE"
"I bet you've never had a steering wheel through security"
"The SPeeEEeEeeEEeeeED!!!"
he couldn't get an air ambulance out of the toblerone crash so he went straight out the end of the gate instead
1:58 and 6:43 mosquito clarkson
YES!
4:56
"this is more like a race track than a shop"
"OH SHIT"
*crash*
i can't stop laughing lmaoooo
Honestly I am really thinking about making one of jermeys suitcase mobiles for when I go on my next trip
Next trip
@@Chris_ofln alright then run it off an nimh even though it sucks shit
4:57 I pissed myself, thanks.
Average people: *driving to the airport*
Clarkson and Hammond: *driving in the airport*
Most people actually get the train/metro or bus to the airport
Rides like a Tesla!
5:42 when there’s too much blood in your alcohol stream
3:08
"What's that?"
*lifts up the suitcase*
"Car."
*confusion*
Imagine walking through an airport then suddenly out of now where Jeremy clarkson zooms past you on a suitcase car 🤣
And then a smattering of cameramen in hi-vis.
THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Hammond, I'm drifting a suitcase, this is more like a racetrack than an airport, Oh Shit!
I'm sure the old man Jeremy killed wouldn't have minded so much if he had been shouting "the sPeEeEeEeEeEeD!" as he hit him.
5:43 the fact u can’t see anything but you know exactly what happens is hilarious
"you're dragging your suitcase instead of using it"
The fact he smashes that table over, apologizes and then says what drink do you want, then back into casual mode with no damns given
At least Hammond admitted it was dangerous lol
*THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*
That moment you realized the loud bump at 2:01 was from Hammond
2:01 What a coincidence that Jeremy crashes into that sign....
Incredible how the camera is always in the right spot to capture the spontaneous moments...
Almost like they've been saying it's mostly scripted for the past 15 years
Deos any one knows if jeremy’s suit case is fabricated or it was just for the show
I think it’s genuine
Both are electric skateboards placed into a laptop and a suitcase
Nah the comment 2 above yours explains it
@@callancaustic9355 "jeremy you've killed a man"
Actually there is a suit case that you can drive but it's bigger than Jeremy's one. And I think is not faster than that
4:32 I spilled my tea watching that XD
Imagine going to Stansted and seeing this! I'd give my hand and foot to have been there on the day this was filmed
4:07 “ hello this is the future” 😂
THE SPEeEEeEeEEeEeEeEeEDDDD
Richard! Killed it! I’m sure that was not easy to ride on!!! Well done mate 👍 !!
he didn’t kill it as much as Jeremy committing vehicular manslaughter with a suitcase
“THERES NO PLANE”
*Jeremy Clarkson Fell from a high place*
Atleast Jeremy had a smoother landing than Ryanair. Avgeeks will understand
Hammond definitely had been on a skateboard in his life
Hammond is it gate 88?
No, Mate! It's this one!
Ah- There's no plane!!
Tonoight on Bottom Gear:
I break my humerus after a slight lapse in spatial positional judgement,
Hammond creates the only known case of error 58008 after trying to motorise a laptop,
And both of us are now wanted in several countries for killing a man via use of a sunglass stall.
"The gate 88, Hammond!" such an underrated joke
WHERE'S THE PLANE?!
@@richardgadberry8398 Clarkson has regretted his life choices leaving up to this moment.
5:41 the way he just pops up 😂😂
1:57 and 6:41 *THE SPEEEEEEEEEED*
Clarkson: well sorry
Wall: do you think I’m a human to you
Richard's so proud of himself bless him ❤
that rideable suitcase is a stroke of genius
“You heard that click, a solid click, like an M16 rifle bolt!”
Clarkson has played COD.
In top gear days I'm pretty sure he fired one in a special
1:55 THE SPEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:01, hits folding board "OH SHIT", "my brakes aren't as good" XD
Tonight:
Jeremy kills a man.
Richard nearly dies.
And James is social distancing, not from COVID, but from his colleagues' stupidity.
Jeremy is the first person to commit a hit and run on a suitcase lol
1:58 the sound of a dying pig😂
If the drivable suitcase was more refined then I would genuinely consider getting one lol
Dude, I can sit at my desk and watch Jeremy and Richard have their own spinoff of Jackass (this whole segment, for example) for hours on end.
"Oh well not right now"
But maybe... later? 😏😏😏
2:57 This is the funniest part, the look on that guy's face! *"AND WHAT IS THIS?" "A CAR"* Classic
Followed by "Do you want to see my PENIS?" "EH, not right now." 😅😏🤣 I couldn't stop laughing!
“Im NOT a sheep. Im NOT a sheep!”
- Jeremy Clarkson
No joke, he should have the suitcase patented!
Having had travelled with my Boosted Board, I can tell you it's 50/50 if they check your board or not.
Security: what’s that?
Jeremy: C A R
His genius really is frighting
The actor that plays the security guard at 3:00 is also is the crowd behind Hammond at 7:15, look at the ring on the left hand.
The level of "I don't give an f" these ta have is something I yearn for
Lmao "Not right now"
lol That was the best line of the two. I lost it.
00:04:37
Richard Hammond: *Oh s**t, no!*
Jeremy Clarkson: *Oh, hammond's gone!*
Richard Hammond: *Oww!* *I meant that.*
Jeremy Clarkson: *Gone!*
"Sir you cant go out there!"
"Its ok, I'm a limo driver!"