I Tested The Weirdest Food Crimes

I was down to break some unwritten rules, so I tested the weirdest unwritten food crimes to find out which food crimes should be pardoned and which should be deemed unlawful.
What happens when these food crimes are committed? Will I feel a little discomfort, or will I flat out suffer?
In the case of eating chips vertically, it may just be the latter.
Say it with me three times.
Food Crimes...
Food Crimes...
Food Crimes...

[@AntsLanaAnts]

Thanks UA-cam for giving me this gem in a truly weird time. I can't wait to see how your channel develops!!

[@JustinParlin]

Means a lot. I hope it develops alongside your viewership :)

[@ROFire92]

Wow ive never had my algorithm recommend a channel woth so few subs before. Pleasantly surprised and hope your channel grows!

[@JustinParlin]

Those lovely words will fuel my journey!

[@prav4981]

Great video, you definitely deserve more subs. Good luck!

[@JustinParlin]

Thank you, I'm about to hit 100 subs! Woohoo!

[@Slithersy]

LOVED this video, great job!
So unique and genuinely entertaining commentary and editing.

[@JustinParlin]

@@Slithersy That means a lot!

[@wannaparty247]

The algorithm has blessed me by bringing me to your channel, good stuff and keep up the good work!!

[@JustinParlin]

@@wannaparty247 Happy to have you here!

[@m4r_sh]

Soup in a thermos lowkey sounds fire

[@JustinParlin]

Soup in a thermos is such a good idea on paper...

[@olimchugh8793]

you can buy soup flasks, not the same as a coffee one tho

[@JustinParlin]

@@olimchugh8793 Just looked up soup flasks and I can confirm they look fire.

[@m4r_sh]

@ but I already have a coffee thermos, why buy another device when first device work

[@JustinParlin]

@ As long as the sip hole is large enough it could work just fine, especially when you get into the chunkier soups.

[@Klbkchhezeim]

the 6th one with the chips actually kinda works if you use chopsticks instead of a fork, very nifty when I'm working on paperwork but also want some snacks while doing so.

[@JustinParlin]

I'll have to give it a try. Crumby fingers with paperwork is a nightmare scenario.

[@hrtzz_undrskor]

i like how the first one is kinda normal and everything after that just get fucking insane

[@JustinParlin]

It took a pretty big turn... and fast.

[@skynet0912]

You say soup in a thermos is bad, but i had a coworker once who always smelled like booze, but mixed with strong coffee for some reason...
So once the boss got wind of the fact that he smelled like booze and drove one of the company cars, he confronted him, and it turned out that he started the day with insanely strong coffee, but as he drank it, he topped it up with cheap vodka he brought in a workbag throughout the day, and that entire 1L bottle of vodka was GONE by the end of the day! He thought the smell of the strong coffee would cover the booze smell, and that was the only purpose of the coffee...

[@JustinParlin]

That's wild, he was trying to pull a fast one...

[@teddscaut493]

Don’t most people slice oranges? That’s how all the kids had their oranges packed in their lunches. The only exceptions are mandarin oranges and tangerines.

[@JustinParlin]

Either they peel and pull apart the slices, or they slice them properly, unlike how an onion would be chopped up. Or so I'd imagine.

[@yasmeenathamni-parlin2199]

Go to 4:43 and take a closer look to the nice design 😂

[@JustinParlin]

I was caught lackin'

[@yasmeenathamni-parlin2199]

😂​@@JustinParlin

[@gothamcity2028]

Vertical chips go in between my teeth and it hurts, nevermind the jaw issue

[@JustinParlin]

@@gothamcity2028 It's always devastating when it's by surprise.

[@StarXnauti]

pretty good video, keep it up :)

[@JustinParlin]

I appreciate that (>**)>

[@olimchugh8793]

will say, oranges quartered with a knife is one of the most common energisers for sports at breaks/half time. the way you did it is disturbed tho

[@JustinParlin]

I was almost down for it, but I made a whole mess trying to cut it like an onion...

[@YTSFLEEIAN19]

W vid dawg

[@JustinParlin]

W viewer dawg

[@JoahFitzgerald]

Unfortunately, most of these are not food crimes, except eating vertical chips, and maaaybe the orange. You are mostly just using the tools or utensils incorrectly or not for their intended use. Next time do some real crimes like eating a burrito from its side, or eating a hamburger from the top bun down and middle out.

[@JustinParlin]

Well said, I appreciate the feedback.

[@dia4040]

Revisit eating chips with a utensil. Cheetos, hot cheetos, and other similar type chips use a clothes pin or chop sticks. Also, if you have a structurally weak chip like lays then when you get to the end of a bag and the remainder are just tiny particles you can use a spoon. ALSO, if you make a walking taco you can use a spoon.

[@JustinParlin]

@@dia4040 You've got this down to a science.

[@fahimnabeel606]

Kind of surprised how low subs u have

[@JustinParlin]

Meanwhile, I'm surprised at how kind you are!

[@yasmeenathamni-parlin2199]

Unlawwwwwwfulllllll 🙂‍↕️

[@JustinParlin]

pardonnnnnnedd

[@yasmeenathamni-parlin2199]

😅

[@Cuzzzo42]

Why are you eating pretend chips and pretend cereal with pretend milk?

[@JustinParlin]

I love the fakeness of it all.