"It's modified milk ingredients, does that count?" hahahaha! "no cheese, but extra lettuce and tomatoes" haha so true hey! you guys are awesome! God bless
I love this! "He's sick man. He has done the mass in like two hours." Best line! You need to do more of these. Coptic girls, Coptic mums, the list is endless!
Writing in all caps lock doesn't do anything but making me not to read what you write at all. Because you're Orthodox I decided to give it a chance but please use regular font in the future. About concubines, maybe you're right...I'll discuss this with a local priest to confirm. Regarding second or third wives, I believe this is righteous and wise so long as the wives are aware & agree to arrangements before marriage. We Ethio/Egypt Orthodox need to do this so we may be strong again
@KrazyKindaPOPSTAR I know, i'm looking into ortodox christianity. I love it! I wanna be one. ortodox christianity FTW. ...gotta find an orthodox chuch though.
And what's hilarious is that you could add another hour to this. My favourite "What, you lost your ______....dont worry, just ask Anba Wanas and he will find it for you".
Bro people that care ab who’s leading during the liturgy get me so annoyed. Like it’s not like they even take it from me Cus I’m always like 3rd row. But bro let lol bro lead for once. U don’t get a extra blessing for being on the mic.
Every good Catholic knows that fish is okay on Fridays. Which sometimes makes it strange when eating crabs on a day of fasting. But it is none the less a sacrifice. lol
who told u that ???? concubines are u serious i recommend u get your info from a real christian priest because at the end all churches follow the same source which is the bible . so , if you are confusing Christianity -and by Christianity i mean all churches of Christ- with other religions i invite u to read the bible .
Where did you get your stat of 25% of Egypt is Orthodox? The highest stat I've read is 10% As for concubines..they are practically wives but without "official" recognition I haven't heard anywhere in the new testament that abolishes the right to multiple wives/concubines. So long as you let your wife know that you will have concubines for the purpose of Orthodox population growth & she agrees to the arrangement, it should be fine under God's eyes
I see you've decided to reduce yourself to name calling, very disappointing. An what do you mean by "if i would kill my husband if he had more wives than me"?? Huh? Having/raising children is for the man with means, it's expected that every Orthodox man grows up to be a very resourceful and financially secured man. As for monogamy, speak to non-politically correct priests who will tell you that polygyny is fine for a wealthy men Finally, I'm still waiting to know where you got your 25% stat?
Ethiopia & Egypt use to be close to 100% Orthodox Christian...now, Ethiopia is only 50% Orthodox, the remainder being 13% Protestant (yuck) & 33% Islamist (worst)...while Egypt has become almost entirely Islamist Both Judaism & Islam permit unlimited concubines/mistresses while Islam also permits up to 4 wives on top of that Orthodox Christianity I believe permits concubines/mistresses..we must as a people marry 1 wife and take 2 concubines (with wife's consent), have 5-7 kids with each.
EriPages Islam doesn't allow concubines anymore. It used to be allowed eons ago. A Muslim man is allowed to marry up to 4 women at a time if he can deal justly between them.
Is multiple wives, up to 4 or even just 2 wives permitted under Coptic Orthodox? If not...the general Orthodox community needs to re-instate the permission of multiple wives, at least up to two wives for the purposes of increasing our numbers.
I think you should read this: ibtministries.org/pagevw.php?pgid=morethanonewife.htm It supports everything I said. These are some reasons why ONLY ONE WIFE is permitted under the Coptic Orthodox Church, and under the Christian Church in general. "What is God’s attitude toward polygamy? God is the one who brought marriage into the world. He made the first man, Adam (Genesis 1:26). He saw that it was not good for Adam to be alone. He then made a “wife” for Adam. Notice God did not make “wives” for Adam. If He had wanted Adam to have more than one wife, He would have made him more than one. One was enough. God knows best." "(Genesis 2:23,24) says that “a man is to leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife.” God did NOT say that man was to be joined to his “wives.” He said that man was to be joined to his “wife.” That is one and only one!"
Hello, If you are unsure about something, all you need to do is read the Bible. It has all the answers to the questions you are seeking. Genesis 2:18 states that the Lord God said, “It is not good that man should be alone; I will make him a helper comparable to him.” It says 'a' helper, not 'helpers'. The word 'helper' first of all, is singular. It is not plural. The inclusion of the letter and word 'a', means again, that it is singular, not plural. God made A HELPER, not HELPERS for Adam. He made one woman for Adam, and that is Eve. He did not make helpers for Adam. Genesis 2:24 states: "Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh." It says his 'wife', not 'wives'. Wife is not plural, it is singular. A SINGLE WIFE. Now, to discuss your comment: "at least up to two wives for the purpose of increasing our numbers". What do you think is the purpose of life? Do you think that the ultimate purpose of life is to "increase our numbers"? Do you think the purpose of life is to increase the population of humanity or the amount of people of a particular religion? My friend, let me tell you, it is NOT the purpose of life. Remember, our life here on Earth is temporary. Our life here on earth is fleeting. One day, not a single human will exist in this world. So what is the point of increasing our numbers? This is not the purpose of life at all. The purpose of life is to go to Heaven. The purpose of life is to go to the Kingdom of God. God's Kingdom is permanent. His Kingdom is NOT fleeting. His Kingdom is NOT temporary. The purpose of life is to attain eternal life, and the only way this can be gained, is by entering God's Kingdom. Having more than one wife will not get you there, my friend. It will not. The Bible clearly states that one man should have one wife, and that is all. This is stated in the FIRST BOOK of the Bible. Do not skip to the New Testament. The Old Testament is worth reading too. It has the answers to countless questions regarding Christianity. It has prophecies, commandments and other wonderful things that deserve and need to be read and acknowledged. Now, if you think that "increasing your numbers" (this short term, temporary and merely mortal purpose) is more important than going to Heaven and living there for an eternity, then by all means, have more than one wife. The Earth and everything in it is temporary. It is not permanent. It will all end, and everything in it will disappear. The amount of children you make with your wife or wives will not matter. What matters is after everything disappears, will your actions lead you to Heaven or will they not? Study the book of Genesis and you will have your answer. Don't expect people to have to re-instate what is plain and clear in front of you. Seek God's Word YOURSELF. He will tell you Himself. He will tell you all these answers in the Bible, in His Book. Genesis clearly teaches us that God made Adam "a" helper. A "wife", was made for Adam. Eve was made for Adam. There was no one else who was made for Adam, only Eve. Only ONE woman. Not 'women', not 'wives', and not 'helpers'. It took me a few seconds to find these answers in the Bible. Don't restrict yourself to a few books in the Bible, or solely the New Testament. Every single word in the Bible is important. Every single word has meaning. Every single Book in the Bible is important and essential to life. Every answer that you seek is written in the Bible. All you need to do is look, read, listen and open your mind to God's words.
YOU ARE MISTAKEN ORTHODOXY DOES NOT PERMIT CONCUBINES AT ALL. CHRIST SAID THAT TWO PEOPLE BECOME ONE IN MARRIAGE AND ADULTERY WOULD MEAN BREAKING THE UNION & SACRED SACRAMENT OF 2 PEOPLE BECOMING ONE BODY IN CHRIST. MATHEW 19:4-6 FURTHERMORE WHAT KIND OF SPIRITUAL LIFE IS THAT IF YOU HAVE CONCUBINES, THAT IS NOT CHRIST-LIKE AT ALL.
I'm an Irish American who just converted to Orthodoxy, and am learning all of this at light speed.
I converted into Coptic Orthodoxy about 2 years now and I saw all of this within the span of two months 🤣🤣
:D
After 9 years, this video still hits a spot. Fantastic job, guys! This is hilarious 😂
there needs to be a stuff abouna's say
This is the best thing, ever. You guys were so on-point! Please keep the videos coming :)
"It's modified milk ingredients, does that count?" hahahaha!
"no cheese, but extra lettuce and tomatoes" haha so true hey!
you guys are awesome! God bless
"nine missed calls mom?! i was in tasbeha!" haha story of my lifeee!
I don't really know why I'm laughing, but you guys make me feel at home... God bless you, brothers!
Is that a new tonia? hahaha killed me! Good stuff Canadians... we need more videos with Abouna Pishoy tho!!
Good job guys, I like the feeling that I don't have to be the only Egyptian making youtube videos.
"why's that girl sitting on the guys side?" LOL
you guysssssss rocks :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
you're accent is like OMG :D
I love this! "He's sick man. He has done the mass in like two hours." Best line! You need to do more of these. Coptic girls, Coptic mums, the list is endless!
YOU ARE INCREDIBLE. Absolutely hilarious. Much agape.
"Oh, yeah, I met the Pope. Twice."
I only got half the jokes, and that was hilarious!
man i can agree with that question about milk during fasting time
Bwahahahaha! omg so funny xD Two best lines had to be
"Are you going to convention?" and
"Is it free refills?" xD LOOL
Ohhh my gosh this is actually the most accurate thing ever.
My fav..."khosara..."
A BASKET OF FRIES! and IS COCOA SEYAMY? :D
Hahahahaha LOVE this :) You should do a girl version!
00:36 LOL I sit upside down like that all the time
hahahaha Love ur videos! keep it up guys!
I saw the sign showing poutine (cheese and gravy with fries) which is a Quebec speciality. Is this done in Quebec?
The "!بسم الصليب" got me 🤣🤣
Writing in all caps lock doesn't do anything but making me not to read what you write at all. Because you're Orthodox I decided to give it a chance but please use regular font in the future.
About concubines, maybe you're right...I'll discuss this with a local priest to confirm.
Regarding second or third wives, I believe this is righteous and wise so long as the wives are aware & agree to arrangements before marriage. We Ethio/Egypt Orthodox need to do this so we may be strong again
So he has a Nativity scene, either a Bible or Agpeya and right above a teddy bear (the couch scenes)... SO FUNNY!!! LOL
"i only read the New King James version" and "9 missed calls mama...i was in tasbeha" LOLLLL
AMAZINNGG And sooo TRUE!!!! - from Montreal
You guys are hilarious.
It was all Akram's idea... and I hear he's single ;)
0:12 he's trying to impress a girl. :P
The big fat red line that says "do not cross".
ok i was in bad mood but this made laugh well done thank u :)
@NyxRedvines a long fast for christians....wikipedia it :D
"did you ever go to deir mari mena?!" LOLLL...so irrelevant yet SO funny!!! haha :))
"*gasp!* bes mis saleeb!" haha oh egyptians.
Epic! "it's not even real cheese"
haha i love kiak and the guy is a sleep i kinda do that to
I love it we should make some videos of some Abouna lol..
"You smell like boghour"
I say this to all the deacons I'm with after mass in Pittsburgh. They always get upset. xD
😂
@KrazyKindaPOPSTAR I know, i'm looking into ortodox christianity. I love it! I wanna be one. ortodox christianity FTW.
...gotta find an orthodox chuch though.
Love this! good job guys
I got all the jokes. Chaldeans and Copts are apparently similar to each other.
'He's sick, man... he's done his mass in two hours.'
God bless the Coptic people
Abouna falta ous
Good priest he was
And what's hilarious is that you could add another hour to this. My favourite "What, you lost your ______....dont worry, just ask Anba Wanas and he will find it for you".
lol. love it!!!!
No cheese, extra lettuce and tomato
This is soooooo awesome
this is hilarrrrious
I am an Egyptian Coptic Christian
Nice video, but this is not what is happening or not all deacons Aflo it
Please reply
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im muslim,but did he say what ur gonna wear for eid?do coptic people also celebrate eid?
They don't wear anything and no, they don't celebrate Eid.
haha, love it!
LOOOOOOOOOOL 0:30
when IS lent ?
loooooool good work guys !
??? umm about what exactly ???
CRISTOS ANASTIIIIIIIIIIII
Bro people that care ab who’s leading during the liturgy get me so annoyed. Like it’s not like they even take it from me Cus I’m always like 3rd row. But bro let lol bro lead for once. U don’t get a extra blessing for being on the mic.
best part about this... YOU CAN WATCH IT ON 1080p!!!!!!
Wow..I love it :)
"Ekhristos Anesti" LOL
i love kiak too haha
Why am I Coptic turning catholic soon ?
LOVE ITT :D
We're a boring people
@NyxRedvines should see the "Slow Clap" vids though we're the "uncomprimising christians" :D ...God bless :)
-face palm-
Subtitles please?
للتوضيح: اللحن اللي في النهاية لمن لا يعلم هو "كرياليسون" باللغة القبطيى تعني "يارب ارحم"
@davidpeter4950 المهم يفهمو قبطي🤣
But really, some stuff are a little over the line.
hahaha soo soo funny! and true!
where you guys located?
in missisauga ontario
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Every good Catholic knows that fish is okay on Fridays. Which sometimes makes it strange when eating crabs on a day of fasting. But it is none the less a sacrifice. lol
This says "Coptic" not Catholic. The Orthodox Christians are way more strict.
Happy Girl Not in every regard. Have you ever heard of oikonomia? The Catholic Church does not teach in favor of oikonomia.
Valentin Lance It's ok too eat Meat on Fridays. Unless it's Good Friday.
Glenssuos Extra In Ireland that's not a thing.
@smesysaltyisyno that would be Akram Sharkawy, from Canada :P
haha loved it soo funny
ull only get this if ur an arab christian
LMFAOOOO
Why does some Orthodox Christians read a Protestant based bible(KJV)? Paricuallary the Old Testament
liked it
HAHAHAHA
@amiro1379 lol
hahahahahahahahhaha
oh no i didn;'t really know that copticx are tyhat but its isz okAT6
Lol
WHO ARE YOU?!!
who told u that ???? concubines are u serious i recommend u get your info from a real christian priest because at the end all churches follow the same source which is the bible . so , if you are confusing Christianity -and by Christianity i mean all churches of Christ- with other religions i invite u to read the bible .
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
hahahaha lol nice very true
shouldnt it be "shit coptic guys say....?"
Where did you get your stat of 25% of Egypt is Orthodox? The highest stat I've read is 10%
As for concubines..they are practically wives but without "official" recognition I haven't heard anywhere in the new testament that abolishes the right to multiple wives/concubines.
So long as you let your wife know that you will have concubines for the purpose of Orthodox population growth & she agrees to the arrangement, it should be fine under God's eyes
I see you've decided to reduce yourself to name calling, very disappointing.
An what do you mean by "if i would kill my husband if he had more wives than me"?? Huh?
Having/raising children is for the man with means, it's expected that every Orthodox man grows up to be a very resourceful and financially secured man.
As for monogamy, speak to non-politically correct priests who will tell you that polygyny is fine for a wealthy men
Finally, I'm still waiting to know where you got your 25% stat?
After watching this I guess it's safe to assume Coptic guys behave like bullying, gossiping, girls???
Chill it's a joke lol
Ethiopia & Egypt use to be close to 100% Orthodox Christian...now, Ethiopia is only 50% Orthodox, the remainder being 13% Protestant (yuck) & 33% Islamist (worst)...while Egypt has become almost entirely Islamist
Both Judaism & Islam permit unlimited concubines/mistresses while Islam also permits up to 4 wives on top of that
Orthodox Christianity I believe permits concubines/mistresses..we must as a people marry 1 wife and take 2 concubines (with wife's consent), have 5-7 kids with each.
EriPages Islam doesn't allow concubines anymore. It used to be allowed eons ago. A Muslim man is allowed to marry up to 4 women at a time if he can deal justly between them.
Is multiple wives, up to 4 or even just 2 wives permitted under Coptic Orthodox?
If not...the general Orthodox community needs to re-instate the permission of multiple wives, at least up to two wives for the purposes of increasing our numbers.
I think you should read this: ibtministries.org/pagevw.php?pgid=morethanonewife.htm
It supports everything I said.
These are some reasons why ONLY ONE WIFE is permitted under the Coptic Orthodox Church, and under the Christian Church in general.
"What is God’s attitude toward polygamy? God is the one who brought marriage into the world. He made the first man, Adam (Genesis 1:26). He saw that it was not good for Adam to be alone. He then made a “wife” for Adam. Notice God did not make “wives” for Adam. If He had wanted Adam to have more than one wife, He would have made him more than one. One was enough. God knows best."
"(Genesis 2:23,24) says that “a man is to leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife.” God did NOT say that man was to be joined to his “wives.” He said that man was to be joined to his “wife.” That is one and only one!"
Hello,
If you are unsure about something, all you need to do is read the Bible. It has all the answers to the questions you are seeking.
Genesis 2:18 states that the Lord God said, “It is not good that man should be alone; I will make him a helper comparable to him.” It says 'a' helper, not 'helpers'. The word 'helper' first of all, is singular. It is not plural. The inclusion of the letter and word 'a', means again, that it is singular, not plural. God made A HELPER, not HELPERS for Adam. He made one woman for Adam, and that is Eve. He did not make helpers for Adam.
Genesis 2:24 states: "Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh." It says his 'wife', not 'wives'. Wife is not plural, it is singular. A SINGLE WIFE.
Now, to discuss your comment: "at least up to two wives for the purpose of increasing our numbers".
What do you think is the purpose of life?
Do you think that the ultimate purpose of life is to "increase our numbers"? Do you think the purpose of life is to increase the population of humanity or the amount of people of a particular religion? My friend, let me tell you, it is NOT the purpose of life. Remember, our life here on Earth is temporary. Our life here on earth is fleeting. One day, not a single human will exist in this world. So what is the point of increasing our numbers? This is not the purpose of life at all.
The purpose of life is to go to Heaven. The purpose of life is to go to the Kingdom of God. God's Kingdom is permanent. His Kingdom is NOT fleeting. His Kingdom is NOT temporary. The purpose of life is to attain eternal life, and the only way this can be gained, is by entering God's Kingdom. Having more than one wife will not get you there, my friend. It will not. The Bible clearly states that one man should have one wife, and that is all. This is stated in the FIRST BOOK of the Bible. Do not skip to the New Testament. The Old Testament is worth reading too. It has the answers to countless questions regarding Christianity. It has prophecies, commandments and other wonderful things that deserve and need to be read and acknowledged.
Now, if you think that "increasing your numbers" (this short term, temporary and merely mortal purpose) is more important than going to Heaven and living there for an eternity, then by all means, have more than one wife. The Earth and everything in it is temporary. It is not permanent. It will all end, and everything in it will disappear. The amount of children you make with your wife or wives will not matter. What matters is after everything disappears, will your actions lead you to Heaven or will they not? Study the book of Genesis and you will have your answer. Don't expect people to have to re-instate what is plain and clear in front of you. Seek God's Word YOURSELF. He will tell you Himself. He will tell you all these answers in the Bible, in His Book. Genesis clearly teaches us that God made Adam "a" helper. A "wife", was made for Adam. Eve was made for Adam. There was no one else who was made for Adam, only Eve. Only ONE woman. Not 'women', not 'wives', and not 'helpers'.
It took me a few seconds to find these answers in the Bible. Don't restrict yourself to a few books in the Bible, or solely the New Testament. Every single word in the Bible is important. Every single word has meaning. Every single Book in the Bible is important and essential to life. Every answer that you seek is written in the Bible. All you need to do is look, read, listen and open your mind to God's words.
YOU ARE MISTAKEN ORTHODOXY DOES NOT PERMIT CONCUBINES AT ALL. CHRIST SAID THAT TWO PEOPLE BECOME ONE IN MARRIAGE AND ADULTERY WOULD MEAN BREAKING THE UNION & SACRED SACRAMENT OF 2 PEOPLE BECOMING ONE BODY IN CHRIST. MATHEW 19:4-6 FURTHERMORE WHAT KIND OF SPIRITUAL LIFE IS THAT IF YOU HAVE CONCUBINES, THAT IS NOT CHRIST-LIKE AT ALL.