Daniel Armstrong “Look at that llama. Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, believe it or not, that llama was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! That’s right. *I’m* that llama. The name’s Kuzco. *Emperor* Kuzco. I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Well, let’s go back ways before I was a llama and this’ll all make sense to you.”
miranda pow There are despots and dictators. Political manipulators. There are blue bloods with the intellect of ease. There are kings and catty tyrants Who are so lacking in refinement. They’d be better suited swingin’ from the trees. He was born and raised to rule. No one has ever been this cool In a thousand years of aristocracy. An enigma and a mystery In Mezo-American history. The quintessence of perfection That is he. “Okay. This is the real me. Not this. This. Not this. Winner. Loser! Okay, see this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check it out. Butler! Chef! Theme song guy.” Oh, yeah! He’s the sovereign lord of the nation. He’s the hippest cat in creation. He’s the Alpha, the Omega. A to Z. And his perfect world will spin Around his every little whim. ‘Cause his perfect world begins and ends with... *Me!”* What’s his name?
Can't relate more. Whenever I remember I search up his name on YT and when I see some new interview on a Talk show it's like an early Christmas gift and if there is nothing new then I just rewatch the old stuff.
clynnadams32 Don’t know if you heard this but this is a copy of his tweet on Instagram “Hey guys I’m going to do a new nightly show on @ComedyCentral right after the Daily Show. Coming soon. Here’s the official announcement above more deets to come. P.S. Order me a deet salad” 😊
Spiritbox They rehearse staging and confirm the topics; but they don’t do their whole interview. It’s not SNL or a play. Plus, Kimmel has made it a point to not see any of the guests beforehand because he thinks it’s more a more natural interview that way.
the dude has like two-three jokes every sentence, the main joke and then another one or two subtle word plays or jokes that go over most peoples heads lol, dudes brilliant comedic
I’m literally just binge watching every talk show David spade has ever been on rn
Iamm0ra Lol Same here
Yep it happens
same!
Iamm0ra he has kept me sane during this quarantine
Same lol
David Spade's storytelling is the greatest gift to humankind
Daniel Armstrong “Look at that llama. Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, believe it or not, that llama was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! That’s right. *I’m* that llama. The name’s Kuzco. *Emperor* Kuzco. I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Well, let’s go back ways before I was a llama and this’ll all make sense to you.”
@@bradleycotton3237 Awesome movie.
yes the sarcasm in it makes it genius
@@bradleycotton3237 favorite the song started playing in my head
miranda pow There are despots and dictators.
Political manipulators.
There are blue bloods with the intellect of ease.
There are kings and catty tyrants
Who are so lacking in refinement.
They’d be better suited swingin’ from the trees.
He was born and raised to rule.
No one has ever been this cool
In a thousand years of aristocracy.
An enigma and a mystery
In Mezo-American history.
The quintessence of perfection
That is he.
“Okay. This is the real me. Not this. This. Not this. Winner. Loser! Okay, see this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check it out. Butler! Chef! Theme song guy.”
Oh, yeah!
He’s the sovereign lord of the nation.
He’s the hippest cat in creation.
He’s the Alpha, the Omega. A to Z.
And his perfect world will spin
Around his every little whim.
‘Cause his perfect world begins and ends with...
*Me!”*
What’s his name?
he's so underrated. one of the best story tellers on any talk show
Ever hear his charity auction story? Just brilliant
helloitsm
His bits on Ellen are hilarious, cracks her up every time 😂
Jeff B THANK YOU!
underrated only has a networth of 40 mil
I love David Spade. Period. 💕
Always make me laugh, no matter what he talks about.
Ditto! ❤❤
I needed this interview! I've binge watched all of his interviews on youtube , I have nothing left to watch. Talk shows should invite him more often.
Can't relate more. Whenever I remember I search up his name on YT and when I see some new interview on a Talk show it's like an early Christmas gift and if there is nothing new then I just rewatch the old stuff.
He’s so naturally funny.
I know, just naturally funny
He is, but he also works hard to make it seem even more like that.
David Spade should be a weekly guest!! He's so funny
clynnadams32 Don’t know if you heard this but this is a copy of his tweet on Instagram “Hey guys I’m going to do a new nightly show on @ComedyCentral right after the Daily Show. Coming soon. Here’s the official announcement above more deets to come. P.S. Order me a deet salad” 😊
"People are whispering.." Lmao 😂
Always look forward to David Spade interviews!
One of the most underrated comedians. 😂
I love David Spade. He never disappoints
I can NEVER get enough of David Spade's stories. Love him so much.
There is absolutely NO better guest than David Spade! I’m sure I could have fun listening to him for over 5 hours! Love you David!!
Cracks me up. David Spade is one of the best guests to have on talk show. Can make any story funny.
Soon as i saw his name i clicked!!
Same here
I range around looking for his name :)
David Spade is my favorite A List comedic actor.
Love David Spades humor! 250 people party yeah small intimate party! Love it!
He's so funny and comfortable with himself.
David is the greatest story teller of all time
MORE DAVID SPADE!!! MORE DAVID SPADE!!! Best talk show guest every.time. HILARIOUS🤣
The seeing yourself from the side thing is so true
“Gisele did you eat the last chalupa” LMAOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHA IM DEADDDD
Omg he’s too much 😂 He makes me laugh on like the crappiest days 😂
Spade is one of the funniest people ever. Hollywood Definitely been sleeping in him.
emphasis on ''in him''
"Sleeping with him"
David is so pretty for a middle aged little white lady
AND IF YOU TOLD HIM THAT HE WOULD PROBABLY AGREE AND LAUGH! I LOVE DAVE SPADE.
It's the hair, lol!
@@imagineaudiovideo-candytho2120 haha indeed
David Spade is so funny, seriously best guest ever.
Great funny storyteller. Everyone loves David spade!
I watch literally ANYTHING with Spade in it. One of the greatest wits of our time. He delivers every time too
Spade is so funny. I think he is my favorite commedien.
Good story teller, considering that’s likely the first time he told it.
jesus you're right
They rehearse everything they do, even stories before the show lol
Spiritbox They rehearse staging and confirm the topics; but they don’t do their whole interview. It’s not SNL or a play. Plus, Kimmel has made it a point to not see any of the guests beforehand because he thinks it’s more a more natural interview that way.
@@Stehako yeap. He had the story ready go.
Like listening to a buddy tell his stories in the pub. He's a funny guy :)
“That’s him trying to get the ring off. The photo op is over” LMAOOOO AHAHAHAHA
David Spade is a comedian who actually gets better with age.
One of the best talk show guests of all time.
TWO OF THE GREATESTS ....... YOU GUYS MAKE PEOPLES LIFE BETTER FOR SURE !!!!
One of the best guest stars. I’ll never forget him in chuck and Larry
I never get tired listening to David Spade
I cant stop watching his interviews with Kimmel. He makes Jimmy laugh the most and his stories are great. He's hilarious!
the dude has like two-three jokes every sentence, the main joke and then another one or two subtle word plays or jokes that go over most peoples heads lol, dudes brilliant comedic
Never gonna stop watching him he’s awesome !!!!
The illuminati line, lmao
I love me some Spade!!!! please let him host the show again Jimmy 💯
He makes every night time host have a good time. I love his skill to tell a story.
Lol🤣 he is the best👍
I think I've seen his interviews from every talk show. He's so naturally funny!
OMG Spade and Kimmel make me laugh out loud!
Emperors new groove sequel pls
Daniel Lopez Bring back “The Emperor’s New School” and have him voice Kuzco, too!
@@bradleycotton3237 yeah I remember krunks new groove but he didn't do the voice for those
Yeah that would be cool.
I love David Spade, his interviews are the best! Hot and funny 🔥+😂
Afterwards, David and Robert hit up some of Rob's favorite massage joints.
“iPhone -3?…Where’s the Windex?” 😂
Don't sleep or hate on Spade. Hollywood legend.
My god I just love him so much!
Spade for President 🙌
Spade is so comical!!
Spade is one of the funniest!!😂😂😂😂
A master of subtle self-deprecation
I still hear the wonderful voice of Emperor Kuzco coming out of his mouth.
I randomly came across this video as it just started playing and I noticed this was published on my birthday
Thank you for getting me through quarantine Mr. Spade
I love David Spade and his stories
David Spade is so damn funny he need to be invited for interviews more often
He never fails to crack me up
Looks like that ring cut off the circulation to his entire arm.
Gotta love Spade. ♠️
I just love his stories! he's hilarious!
I have such a crush on David Spade
Best guest on every talk show appearance ever
David Spade never disappoints me. God created a great one here. Hahaha!
Boom, baby! That’s Kuzco!
Love you Jimmy Kimmel your the only person I watch on tv
usmc_marine _Boy Conan?
David spade is great. thx.
He's hysterical!!
“Shows over” 😂😂😂😂😂
Spade is a National Treasure!!!
I wish he had a podcast
I can’t believe it. Just when I thought things sucked forever, here comes Mr. Spade.
D Spade ROCKS!
Saw him at six flags h the other day, hes chill
"iPhone Negative 3" 😂😂😂
A mastery of self depreciation
Love David Spade!
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN JIMMY, WHEN YOU SAY, “They think you are kidding, but you are not” WHAAT AKBW
I love seeing David Spade did an interview 😭😂
David is always good sport
Robert Kraft lol great guy 😆
I love David Spade
“But let’s face it, five hours of me it gets annoying” his humor is amazing
"Too cool for prince?" *Jordan's voice
His voice is iconic
David" Where's the Windex " Spade 😂😂😂
One of the few funny people left in Hollywood
Favourite thing to do... watch David Spade interviews. Equal favourite thing to do... read all the comments
Great hair. Love Spade.
best talk show guest
Listening to Dave talk is like watching an episode of 'Drunk History'
he talk like a kid that never seen famous ppl, and excited to be around them
Love this funny af man , true talent... 😈💀😂😂😂😂❌⭕❌⭕😍👀💖😜
If you dont already follow him on the gram !! adore him
Amazing interview.
I love him 😂