Rotfl, i kid you not, ive been bingin spade clips going on 2 weeks, the first weekend was probably the worst, over 12 hrs of clips, no joke n still finding them
LittleMissPerfect 4eva There are despots and dictators, Political manipulators. There are blue bloods with the intellect of fleas. There are kings and catty tyrants Who are so lacking in refinements. They'd be better suited swinging from the trees. He was born and raised to rule. No one has ever been this cool In a thousand years of aristocracy. An enigma and a mystery In Mezo-American history. The quintessence of perfection, that is he. "Okay, this is the real me. Not this. This. Not this. Winner. Loser! Okay, see this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check this out. Butler! Chef! Theme song guy." Oh, yeah! He's the sovereign lord of the nation. He's the hippest cat in creation. He's the Alpha, the Omega, A to Z. And his perfect world will spin Around his every little whim 'Cause his perfect world begins and ends with... "ME!" What's his name?
I don't know about that but he's like the funniest wise ass you knew from high school except done on a professional level. For that, there's nobody better than Spade.
I think he should some sort of Netflix special like Comedians in Cars or something where he's just being naturally funny! Netflix don't sleep! They better see this reply comment under your comment on this youtube video.
When Jimmy laughs and his whole body is jumping it's like someone is hitting his chair from below with a hammer so it makes him jumps like that repeatedly lol
I love that people think Spade is 'just being natural' here. It's a bit--he's written this. But Spade's delivery is so perfectly 'just shootin the sh*t & tellin funny stories' that it comes off like he hasn't rehearsed or planned anything. He's the king of all he surveys at this.
I've met both of these guys at charity events. They are very generous and Spade is always willing to talk to people and take pictures. Kimmel.....not so much.
Ellen has much better lighting... he always looks great on her show. Not bad here I love him, but just saying... Ellen's lighting compliments everyone!
Spade would be a cool celeb to hang out with. Doesn't seem to have a huge ego. Always has great stories to tell too (notice how I used the correct version of to and too). You wouldn't know the guy was worth around $40 million! From what, I don't know. Joe Dirt wasn't that successful.
he was on quite a few multi-season shows on TV plus his brother's wife was kate spade, so I imagine he may have invested in that. movies with adam sandler, etc--not hard to be loaded with that resume.....
I'm sure they get more than that for going on these. But then again, it may depend on the show and they might get paid in other ways (like services and simply exposure for themselves and whatever TV show/movie they're promoting)
His starting range for appearing in a show is 8000$ for 45minutes plus flight and hotel from the desitation he is coming (as per his agency - google it)
I’m obsessed with David spade. Been binging watching him on YT for hours now
Renata Rocha the way he tells a story he's the best.
Timothy Pelletier IKR?!
im doing that right now
Rotfl, i kid you not, ive been bingin spade clips going on 2 weeks, the first weekend was probably the worst, over 12 hrs of clips, no joke n still finding them
Same!!!
Spade seems funnier in a natural setting than with written material.
This dude is like the only comedian who makes hosts laugh organically...remember seeing ellen die of laughter listening to his story looooool
dude "organically" guess you spend way too much time in interpreting this...
and Wanda Sykes !
Amy Schumer too
Norm McDonald is another one.
bill burr, norm macdonald
Spade seems so normal for a celebrity. He possesses so much self awareness which is why he's so funny and seems like a genuine likable dude.
David Spade is absolutely hilarious! His stories are always the best and Jimmy Kimmel is just absolutely amazing❣️
LittleMissPerfect 4eva There are despots and dictators,
Political manipulators.
There are blue bloods with the intellect of fleas.
There are kings and catty tyrants
Who are so lacking in refinements.
They'd be better suited swinging from the trees.
He was born and raised to rule.
No one has ever been this cool
In a thousand years of aristocracy.
An enigma and a mystery
In Mezo-American history.
The quintessence of perfection, that is he.
"Okay, this is the real me. Not this. This. Not this. Winner. Loser! Okay, see this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check this out. Butler! Chef! Theme song guy."
Oh, yeah!
He's the sovereign lord of the nation.
He's the hippest cat in creation.
He's the Alpha, the Omega, A to Z.
And his perfect world will spin
Around his every little whim
'Cause his perfect world begins and ends with...
"ME!"
What's his name?
LittleMissPerfect 4eva i agree. However I feel like if I was talking to him i would need like a 1-2 hour break and return to listening to his stories
no one makes kimmel laugh like david spade
I don't know about that but he's like the funniest wise ass you knew from high school except done on a professional level. For that, there's nobody better than Spade.
lmaoo
No one makes David Letterman laugh like Chris Farley
ＸｙｏｎｂｙＥｄｉｔØｒ this is an old story he told on the Chealse Handler show years ago
hallnoats4ever cause it’s a great story.
David is the type of guy who is always around and when someone cancels, Jimmy get him to the show!
TheWords100 he should be a weekly regular! He has to have some great stories especially from SNL and Farley.
I hope he cancels a lot of celebs and gets Spade... Spade ! Spade !
Seriously? Either way spade is hilarious so it's a win win win
I wish David Spade's movies were has funny and cool to hang out with as he always is on his own naturally in interviews.
I think he should some sort of Netflix special like Comedians in Cars or something where he's just being naturally funny! Netflix don't sleep! They better see this reply comment under your comment on this youtube video.
@@thomasrainbow he has his own show now finally
David Spade literally is the best storyteller ever! Just watch any interview on youtube with him! This dude is just getting better with age!
When David laughs it's the best!!!!!!!!
David Spade just name dropped A$ap Rocky, ha
Drty Porcelain no, he was comparing himself to A$AP because he was acting gangsta and badass to impress the girl
HE NEEDS TO START A PODCAST
he has his own show now
@@gomcocramp What is it!?
Im Haitian and I thank you Spade XD
thank his hot young escort that he didn't want to be embarrassed in front of
Yeah probably only $5000 actually went to Haiti.
Michael Weston what do you mean?
D Key the worst part is if something were to happen to America no one would help us or send us money
hallnoats4ever, that's because pension funds the world over are already busy gulping up treasury bonds; we're already sending you money.
When Jimmy laughs and his whole body is jumping it's like someone is hitting his chair from below with a hammer so it makes him jumps like that repeatedly lol
It's the left over jiggly from his days being a fatty.
David Spade and Kevin Hart must do a movie together or have a sketch called: Cards (cause of their last names...haha)
Dude thats perfect hahaahah
Jon C Great idea!
You connect dots most people don't
Oh man, I was so slow to get the joke.
best guy to be interviewed hands down
credit score, car fax lmao
He got better with age. I love the beard on him. Truly one hysterical guy.
I love that people think Spade is 'just being natural' here. It's a bit--he's written this. But Spade's delivery is so perfectly 'just shootin the sh*t & tellin funny stories' that it comes off like he hasn't rehearsed or planned anything. He's the king of all he surveys at this.
"Dude I don't even know who Maroon 5 is"
😂
Excuse me? How does he look hot rn? Did he bulk up? What? New movie? Explain!
Some men don't get to the peak of their attractiveness till later , he seems to be that part of his life.
Tan and beard. Also he is aging, so he becomes more manly (grey hair)
New show!
I don't know. For me he was always quite cute :D
Did i hear a "car fax" in there at the end while paying for the tickets?
gossard56 carbon copy
yes, you heard right lol
lots of people can afford 125k for tickets.......they're called doctors......
Spade is such a riot
Spade you know escorts are cheaper than $125k 😅😅
Those were pretty awesome tickets though.
love David!
Hilarious...when keeping it real goes wrong...someone needs to turn these Spade stories into cartoon episodes
That would be great! Someone, please do it!
Turning a boast about your philandering adventures into material about your philanthropic adventures.. noice.
No way would I get hoodwinked into that s***. No matter how rich I was. That's straight-up f***** up. Not a chance...
I love David so much.
Holy Cow, Poor Spade.......literally.
I always knew he was kinda funny, but I'd never seen him on talk shows. He's amazing. So funny
I agree this man has a charismic charm😆
I think his hair looks like a safari guides hair, and I love it!
Wait, at the end did he mention that the guests get paid for coming on these talk shows? Wow never knew that
Every guest gets paid the union minimum. So like a couple hundred
He donated 125 .000 to haiti
I’ve been to Haiti and I don’t know where that money is going but isn’t for the people!
That’s exactly what I was thinking, sadly
Solid humble brag story
Props to J.K. for letting him tell the story.
Should eat a lot of garlic. Keep away the vampires.
i've heard him tell this story before, and to make it even worse, apparently he never did the meet and greet :D
So underrated
2:48 hah, it's like the auction version of Hot Potato, except the potato gets hotter and hotter.
I love David spade so much
He’s got great stories.
He's probably padded that charities pockets that's for sure... can never tell about some of these....
I love that!
I'd be so annoyed to be pressured to spend my money even if it was for charity and I was rich. I'd do it but still be annoyed.
This guy is Comedy Genius. You're Welcome.
The Woody Allen part was hilarious
I've met both of these guys at charity events. They are very generous and Spade is always willing to talk to people and take pictures. Kimmel.....not so much.
lie.
Perhaps the last thing Jimmy wants to do is talk to strangers when he spends most of his time talking all day everyday as a talk show host
Kimmel probably have more request tbh
Such an underrated comic
His life is like Seinfeld in real life.
David has great hair
is it real?
Plugs, he was going bald 20 yrs ago.
Keep binging
The most surprising part of this is that he knows who a$ap rocky is
He is so humble that he makes a 125k donation and he tells it like its nothing
Its Joe Deer Tay
Don't try to church it up. It's Dirt
You mean Dirté?
"I'm gonna be on that" me every time I watch a jemmy or james😂😂
You can always trust people who tell you they are a great guy. hehe
Note to self, avoid Auctions!!! Goodness!
Love David he is soo funny
It’s Haiti!!!! U know the money was squandered!!!!
Don't know who this guy is but he's a legend
Yaakov King Please, leave now
FingerFlickenBoy why?
Stay ^_^
Are you a millennial?! 😑 but you're right, he is a legend!
+Yaakov King actually you have it backwards. He is a legend, and you don't know who he is.
"credit score.... car fax" . LOL
Love David Spade He is so funny
He is too funny!!
Imagine Jennifer Lawrence and David Spade in the same interview!!
125k.... Wish I could do that!
Tragic...
i guess i'm the only one that would have said NOPE.
I wish I had that much to throw around...
Ellen has much better lighting... he always looks great on her show. Not bad here I love him, but just saying... Ellen's lighting compliments everyone!
does anyone have the link to when he told this story on ellen?
Nice ASAP Rocky shout out
He's worth 60 million dollars.
he suits the beard. Like the way he tells stories
I’m ONLY watching this because of David Spade. Kimmel is insufferable.
If it makes David Spade feel any better, I haven't seen "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword", either. Probably never will.
lol at that Maroon 5 line...
protect him
I had no idea how funny spade is. he should just wing it all the time
Spade would be a cool celeb to hang out with. Doesn't seem to have a huge ego. Always has great stories to tell too (notice how I used the correct version of to and too). You wouldn't know the guy was worth around $40 million! From what, I don't know. Joe Dirt wasn't that successful.
Ouch. That was funny but also painful. Sigh
His wig game is strong
He should not be so worried about 125.000 grand. Isn't most of it deductible?
I love David Spade but seriously where does he get his money from?!
he was on quite a few multi-season shows on TV plus his brother's wife was kate spade, so I imagine he may have invested in that. movies with adam sandler, etc--not hard to be loaded with that resume.....
Carfax lmao
Haiti saw less than 1% of that money btw
I wonder if any of this is true.
Well he did buy a 1969 Plymouth for 900k recently I'm sure he's okay with 125k
What did i just watch
Great story 😂 dude is worth 60mil tho 😂
I could listen to stories from him all night long when I'm not pretending to be doing anything important that exact moment.
He could have bought Hattie for 125k
Gucci flip flops
If David had backed down
Would everyone be "Haiti'n" David?
He used that same Maroon 5 joke on Ellen.
So?
Why are we celebrating this?
Wait.... Did Spade just say he gets paid $400 for being on this show?
I'm sure they get more than that for going on these. But then again, it may depend on the show and they might get paid in other ways (like services and simply exposure for themselves and whatever TV show/movie they're promoting)
Ya the union pays them and it's usually under $1k
MsRainbow Brite it's a SAG AFTRA minimum payment for actors in the guild
His starting range for appearing in a show is 8000$ for 45minutes plus flight and hotel from the desitation he is coming (as per his agency - google it)
Heard the Maroon 5 joke on Ellen