The worst thing about being a brilliant liar is being able to catelogue all the lies still pertinent. Big lie? You'll remember it, be able to call it up on demand even when you don't need to continue the lie. Huge lie? You're a human, it'll be in the back of your mind at all times. Small lie? You might forget it, but the moment you have to continue the lie, it'll be there, you'll remember it. Tiny lie? White lie? You won't remember it because it'll slip out of short term memory and not get catalogued because it's not signifigant enough to genuinely bite you back any longer. Further lying advice, because why not. Fabulous liars think very quickly, or are very practiced. Some are both. 'No shit' you say. Thank you hypothetical dissenter, but it's the truth. To lie well you have to come up with a plausible, nuanced, believable lie off the top of your head, almost always while you're telling it. Thats the first part. Some quick thinkers can knock out good lies in fractions of a second, but a practiced liar will always be better, because they might be slower, but they'll think as they talk. A practiced liar also might use techniques to make their own lie seem utterly beliveable, by say admitting to something odd, embarassing, or something else that could maybe have happened. This can still enhance the lie because no one looks at an instance where someone admits something slightly off happened and sniffs it out as a lie, because people automatically belive, rightly or wrongly, a lie will always be spotless. It might be detailed, it might be neat, but if it the list of perfect actions and events told out in the lie has a small flaw people will automatically rule out it being a lie. In addition, a proven tactic no matter how good you are at lying is to make general statements and have the person you are lying to suggest details, where you can agree with them, ammend them, or substitute one you've just thought of for the one they suggested. Some practiced but slow-thinking liars build their lies around a shared framework each time, making something they normally have to do under stress a bit more manageable. If they do this, however, they have a chance of being caught if they lie to the same person many times, as the right person might be able to eventually sus out elements of the framework and become suspicious. In addition, there are quick and practiced liars. People who can think of a lie very quickly and utilize certain methods your average person wouldn't think of to make them more beliveable. Thie particular type is horrible to catch in the act. You need a lie detector, because they'll be able to blend the lie in expertly with what the person they're lying to knows about them, thinks about them, and thinks they know about them. That was the first piece of lying. The second piece is telling the lie, which is understandably difficult. Very few people have the fortitude to keep their voice level, continue with natural facial expressions while telling the lie, and do it all while cultivating the lie they are currently telling. Some people have 'tells', to show they are lying, signs they simply can't control. A man's hand might itch more than normal, a woman might find the need to adjust her jewlery for no apparent reason, and a confident person may, for no good reason, refuse eye contact in a suspicious manner. In some cases, you can catch a liar by their facial expression alone, or lack therof. Some people, when telling lies, concentrate so much on the lie and telling it correctly they forget to emote naturally with their face, or are too nervous to do so. This is a great help in someone always wearing one expression or another, as even gravely serious people have certain expressions which, while not terribly vairied, are distinct. In dour people however, this may not do much good. Since this didn't really have a starting point can it really have an end point either? Because that question applies to more than just this off-the-cuff PSA. It applies to lying in general. You'll never really register starting, telling a little lie to someone, somewhere, we've all done it, but once you get going, you might never be able to stop. You might be in too deep yourself, or you might just be too scared of the consequences of coming clean. Whatever happens, make your own mistakes.
“Martin I just told my girlfriend I was at the bar with you and she didn’t get mad. What the hell is she doing.” That shit had me rolling around on the ground laughing
I thought the iPhone was going to correct "Cinebar" into "cinema" as in Martin and Fluffy went to the movies at 10pm at night. Still believable, but cinnamon buns is funnier.
I've never seen this guy before, just randomly scrolling through UA-cam, how have I never come across you, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!! Time to go binge on all your previous vids now:)
Love this guy. He is a perfect example of stand up comedian, that can entertain, make you laugh and tell a good story without saying gross stuff, insulting someone and all this without profanity. What a great guy!
Its funny because he started out really profane, then one of his favorite comedians told him he didnt have to be like that Hes still a little bit, but not as much as before lol
Fluffy is born to enrich our boring lives . He is a blessing- Thank you Fluffy. Iam not a native but I get everything and above all the distance he has to his own culture which make him unique.
A lot of comic's will throw in a lot of 4 letter words to get a laugh and make themselves seam edgy . The Pure talent is in a guy who DOSEN'T NEED TO GO THERE. Hat's off Fluffy you da man !
Those guys spew profanity as much as possible because they think they are being like Carlin or Pryor. Carlin and Pryor knew exactly what they were doing. it was intentional and fit the situation. Their cursing worked. The proof that they were beyond masters is that they could be just as funny without cursing one bit. And they could switch back and forth at will. The guys you are talking about can't do that.
I love these things, dude. They help so much, especially in these days of trash news constantly. Thank you so much for bringing some light into these dark times.
I'm a fan from Turkey, Everytime I messed up or depressed, I gonna open a Fluffy video. Man! You are awesome. You are the probably one of the best comedians. God bless you!After the pandemic, please make a world tour. Thank you Mr. Iglesias...
Fluffy: that's why I decided when I take off on the road no more phone calls Lone Guy: yeah! Fluffy: look at that guy he's like yeah! Are you here by yourself? 😂😂😂 greatest burn ever. that's why fluffy is my favorite comedian because he's a legit funny dude all of his jokes are funny.
There's always times when I need a really good laugh, then I find your videos! At this point, I haven't died laughing yet! Thank you! You brighten my day, with every video! & you get me smiling, again! Love you, bro!
Thank you so much for the laughter; I have had a really hard week, and this is gold! You are hands down my all time FAVORITE comedian. (But I damn near died listening to you while I was drinking my 4th beer.)
The ending with the haters had me thinking it was a throwback to the joke years ago with kid Frankie when he ask Gabriel what a hooker was and Gabe said "Your mom's friends"
When I read the thumbnail before clicking on it to watch, I actually read it as "My iPhone Lied For Me" and my mistake turned out correct, then I got confused when I looked at the actual title again after watching it lol
"Are you that honest?"
"No. I just won't remember the lie I told".
Loool. Never have I heard the truer words.
"Why get in trouble twice for the same stupid thing!"
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Martin must have reminded him
Same
The worst thing about being a brilliant liar is being able to catelogue all the lies still pertinent. Big lie? You'll remember it, be able to call it up on demand even when you don't need to continue the lie. Huge lie? You're a human, it'll be in the back of your mind at all times. Small lie? You might forget it, but the moment you have to continue the lie, it'll be there, you'll remember it. Tiny lie? White lie? You won't remember it because it'll slip out of short term memory and not get catalogued because it's not signifigant enough to genuinely bite you back any longer.
Further lying advice, because why not.
Fabulous liars think very quickly, or are very practiced. Some are both. 'No shit' you say. Thank you hypothetical dissenter, but it's the truth. To lie well you have to come up with a plausible, nuanced, believable lie off the top of your head, almost always while you're telling it. Thats the first part. Some quick thinkers can knock out good lies in fractions of a second, but a practiced liar will always be better, because they might be slower, but they'll think as they talk. A practiced liar also might use techniques to make their own lie seem utterly beliveable, by say admitting to something odd, embarassing, or something else that could maybe have happened. This can still enhance the lie because no one looks at an instance where someone admits something slightly off happened and sniffs it out as a lie, because people automatically belive, rightly or wrongly, a lie will always be spotless. It might be detailed, it might be neat, but if it the list of perfect actions and events told out in the lie has a small flaw people will automatically rule out it being a lie. In addition, a proven tactic no matter how good you are at lying is to make general statements and have the person you are lying to suggest details, where you can agree with them, ammend them, or substitute one you've just thought of for the one they suggested. Some practiced but slow-thinking liars build their lies around a shared framework each time, making something they normally have to do under stress a bit more manageable. If they do this, however, they have a chance of being caught if they lie to the same person many times, as the right person might be able to eventually sus out elements of the framework and become suspicious.
In addition, there are quick and practiced liars. People who can think of a lie very quickly and utilize certain methods your average person wouldn't think of to make them more beliveable. Thie particular type is horrible to catch in the act. You need a lie detector, because they'll be able to blend the lie in expertly with what the person they're lying to knows about them, thinks about them, and thinks they know about them.
That was the first piece of lying. The second piece is telling the lie, which is understandably difficult. Very few people have the fortitude to keep their voice level, continue with natural facial expressions while telling the lie, and do it all while cultivating the lie they are currently telling. Some people have 'tells', to show they are lying, signs they simply can't control. A man's hand might itch more than normal, a woman might find the need to adjust her jewlery for no apparent reason, and a confident person may, for no good reason, refuse eye contact in a suspicious manner. In some cases, you can catch a liar by their facial expression alone, or lack therof. Some people, when telling lies, concentrate so much on the lie and telling it correctly they forget to emote naturally with their face, or are too nervous to do so. This is a great help in someone always wearing one expression or another, as even gravely serious people have certain expressions which, while not terribly vairied, are distinct. In dour people however, this may not do much good.
Since this didn't really have a starting point can it really have an end point either? Because that question applies to more than just this off-the-cuff PSA. It applies to lying in general. You'll never really register starting, telling a little lie to someone, somewhere, we've all done it, but once you get going, you might never be able to stop. You might be in too deep yourself, or you might just be too scared of the consequences of coming clean.
Whatever happens, make your own mistakes.
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“Martin I just told my girlfriend I was at the bar with you and she didn’t get mad. What the hell is she doing.” That shit had me rolling around on the ground laughing
Easily impressed
Ronaldo Gaskill humour is subjective
Me too
@@tre5059 Q
@@yupyup8213 ???
A good story would start with either
1. Your best friend and yourself like "Martin and I..."
2. 15 Tequila Shots later
3. One night, I got drunk
Unfortunately, some of them would end with "But it was funny, huh?"
Or, “alright, hear me out…”
Or, in this case, all three of them
This the only dude who can have a beard and a baby face at the same time.
You need to get out more
..
What about soos from gravity falls
Yeah lol
So true
@@lilghos-t5122 miss that show
"15 shots of tequila later" is how every story should start
If you ever lived in UK or Australia, that is indeed how a lot of stories start.
That and "Martin and I"
Every great story starts with "Hold my beer and watch this".
Ni ifarte
Or “Martin and I”
He deserves a lot of credit cause he was willing to tell the truth
He was also wasted so...
Usually even if comedians are telling the truth, they enhance it a little to make it funnier.
Because he cant remember the lie
Fr
Too bad his phone wouldn't let him tell the truth
"What the hell is she doing? "
I damn near piss myself.
I can hear this comment
Fr
I can hear this comment from that 1 cop when gabriel went 102
@@JonnyKing_27 🤣🤣🤣😐
@@JonnyKing_27 yeah!
This man laughs at his own jokes and makes them funner
Usually, drunk people don't remember what scene they created, but he remembers it distinctively.🤣🤣🤣
His friend was right there.it isn't that hard to just ask him
Marteeen told him what happened lol
Every story he has ever told he was never alone, usually he is with Martin and he remembers everything
@@namelessgamer327 martin takes care of him, we all need a martin in our lives
Just imagine what he has forgotten
I love this guy , he is rare , an actual funny comedian
Fluffy, Trevor Noah and Chris Tucker. Those are my favourites
True!
Fluffy is the god of comedy
@@caydi4392 Trever Noah might be the least funny person I’ve ever heard
Bo burnham, Jim Jeffries, Ronnie cheng. Some of my favourites
This guy's humor is such a gift to humanity. This world needs so much more of this right now.
I thought the iPhone was going to correct "Cinebar" into "cinema" as in Martin and Fluffy went to the movies at 10pm at night. Still believable, but cinnamon buns is funnier.
“Blackberry can’t do that” LMFAOOO throwback!
They're still active.
@@steviebro0538 really? I haven’t seen one in a long time.
Yaa it was like a nostalgia
I just read this comment the moment he said it
throwback?
Legends say the guy in the front row is still depressed to this day
Me being the 1k like😎
Don't get. How's the guy in the front row?
I heard he was still sitting there confused 🤷♂️
faxxxxx
@@GMC997 Wait are you the guy in the front row?😂😂😂
when he said “Martin, check it out. My iPhone lied for me.” I couldn’t stop laughing
I've never seen this guy before, just randomly scrolling through UA-cam, how have I never come across you, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!! Time to go binge on all your previous vids now:)
I know im a little late but he has some shows on Netflix. Definitely recommend them.
@@xZatic98 free to watch on you-tube :P
yeah, trying to get my "friends to check him out too, he's just funny =)
I just saw this guy friday. After the show I felt like I just ran a fucking marathon from laughing so hard. GOAT contender
Until one night. I got drunk...
Best Case Scenario
That or when he says "Me and Martin....."
You know it's bout to get down
We know we’re in for a treat 😂
Love this guy. He is a perfect example of stand up comedian, that can entertain, make you laugh and tell a good story without saying gross stuff, insulting someone and all this without profanity. What a great guy!
Him and Jim Gaffagan r my favorite
...Oh he uses profanity🤣🤣🤣
@@chrislowe447 not as much as Jim Jeffries or Russell peters)
Its funny because he started out really profane, then one of his favorite comedians told him he didnt have to be like that
Hes still a little bit, but not as much as before lol
@@roninn4746 really? Didn’t knew about that) who told him so?) Paul Rodriguez?
Steve jobs was smart, he knew this would save one man's life one day 😂😂✌
As soon Gabriel says "what the hell is she doing" I completely lose 🤣😂
Gabriel Iglesias may be one of my favorite human beings.
Mine too fo sho
"Whatever, shut up haters"
-Gabriel, 2021
That is going to be a sticker on the back windshield of my truck. It will say: "Whatever, shut up haters" - Fluffy guy
This man makes me think of Manny for Modern Family. The way he dresses and speaks and looks EVERYTHING
He actually played an episode of modern family pretending to be Manny's potential father as an elaborate prank Gloria was pulling on jay
Fluffy knows that you don't need to use BIG words to be good, he keeps his jokes true and clean and people love him.
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Fluffy is the VOICE ACTOR FOR SPEEDY GONZALEZ in space jam 2?!!!!
i read that two days ago, its gonna be fun watching when it comes out.
if that's true, that's like another throwback to when he had to voice act for that cars movie and had to make it "spicier"
OMG REALLY
I think speedy gonzales is cancelled
that’s some crazy shit, fluffy. i wanna hear some stories about that.
Whenever I watch these videos, all I think of is the Mr. Iglesias theme, speaking of which I want to finish that soon
I finished it
DO YOU SPELL THAT WITH A I?
@@sneezyg1 huh, IGLESIAS, same way I spelled it just in caps lock
I watched season 3 the day it came out, the sad part about finishing a show is that then you can’t watch anymore bc there’s no more to watch
Ikr
2:32 best "NOOOO!" ever lmfaoo
Fluffy is born to enrich our boring lives . He is a blessing- Thank you Fluffy. Iam not a native but I get everything and above all the distance he has to his own culture which make him unique.
I thought this video was about Martin "DROWNED" his iPhone.
black siri 😂😂
Lmao he peed
😂😂😂😂
I just got done watching that EXACT scene and now I think I drowned my Samsung
@@hyenawarrior772 Samsung is a tough phone. It will survive.
*When the universe is on your side, its okay to lie*
5:26 "Blackberry can't do that!" LMFAO!!!!
I love his laugh after that.
"why didn't you tell me?"
"The phone didn't let me"
Will never not make me laugh
🤣 Gabe's just too funny!! Whenever I'm having a down day, I just pop open one of his videos and it instantly makes me feel better!
A lot of comic's will throw in a lot of 4 letter words to get a laugh and make themselves seam edgy . The Pure talent is in a guy who DOSEN'T NEED TO GO THERE. Hat's off Fluffy you da man !
4 letter wor?...ooooohhhhhh! I see what you mean.
Mostly cursing is used for exaggeration, not as the actual joke. At least the comedians I like who curse don’t use it lazily like that.
Those guys spew profanity as much as possible because they think they are being like Carlin or Pryor.
Carlin and Pryor knew exactly what they were doing. it was intentional and fit the situation. Their cursing worked.
The proof that they were beyond masters is that they could be just as funny without cursing one bit. And they could switch back and forth at will. The guys you are talking about can't do that.
Can we just agree fluffy have a good memories after drunk is on another level
‘What the hell is she doing’ got me 😂
This never gets old🤣🤣
Every good story of his starts with me and Martin
"I told her that i went to the bar with you and she didnt got mad"
"What the hell is she doing?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
had me rolling on the floor lol
This joke was too good😂😂😂
Funniest part, the iPhone changed the title of this UA-cam video to “my iPhone lied ‘to’ me”
loool auto correct getting him some views his phone loves him
I'm wondering if his wife is in charge of the UA-cam channel
You know what they say, “the bigger the phone, the weaker it is”
*Laughs in Nokia*
I Can Awfully Relate To That
Fluffy you make my day. If I need to smile.... You are the go to guy!!! 😂😅😂💖
My phone does the spell check switch thing AFTER I hit send .. it must be an AI thing with phones .. lol .. love you Gabriel!
"hey martin look! My iphone lied for me" 🤣🤣🤣
Some men deserve to be immortal
I love these things, dude. They help so much, especially in these days of trash news constantly. Thank you so much for bringing some light into these dark times.
"I farted. *drunk giggle*" I could watch those 5 seconds of this act 1000 times and Fluffy would still make me laugh.
appreciate the subtitles so much and even the perfect font size, usually people do a tiny useless size.
"When I hit the ground, I farted." X'DDDD
I absolutely love it when his accent comes out❤ So adorable😍
Man, this guy makes me laugh and smile like nobody else.
Fluffy is just amazing 👏
This guy rocks every single time..!😅🤩🤣
This is the only guy in the world that can pull off that goatee and that look
He is so funny and I love his shows, can't stop laughing😂
I'm a fan from Turkey, Everytime I messed up or depressed, I gonna open a Fluffy video. Man! You are awesome. You are the probably one of the best comedians. God bless you!After the pandemic, please make a world tour. Thank you Mr. Iglesias...
Fluffy: that's why I decided when I take off on the road no more phone calls
Lone Guy: yeah!
Fluffy: look at that guy he's like yeah! Are you here by yourself? 😂😂😂 greatest burn ever. that's why fluffy is my favorite comedian because he's a legit funny dude all of his jokes are funny.
My Hispanic parents love these kind of jokes it makes me so happy to see them happy 😊
What a great comedian, love the stories, he is hilarious
His expression is soooo cute
4:09 that cling was timed with my phone dinging too
Fluffy i wish i could see you live, you're one of the funniest comedians out there
I love this dude 😂
I hope everybody has a great day
I can watch his jokes over and over again! I just adore him! 💖
There's always times when I need a really good laugh, then I find your videos! At this point, I haven't died laughing yet! Thank you! You brighten my day, with every video! & you get me smiling, again! Love you, bro!
2:49
“How did it go?”
“Hehe I farted! Hahahaha!”
Big fan sir love from India
🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 67 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼.....
You like pandas?
Lol usually drunk texts go so wrong... this went so right. Brilliant!
Thank you Gabe for providing some laughs! Can't wait to catch up on the Netflix show Me. Iglesias!
Big news: Fluffy is gonna be voicing the fastest mouse in all of Mexico, Speedy Gonzales in Space Jam 2: A New Legacy
Coooool!
That punchline is priceless.
i was sooooooo sure the punchline was gonna be cinema lol glad i kept watching hahahaha
When he asked the crowd if they wanted to hear about him being drunk, they all screamed "Yeah". That is hilarious and awesome at the same time.
this comedy made my screen crack Lol
Thank you so much for the laughter; I have had a really hard week, and this is gold!
You are hands down my all time FAVORITE comedian.
(But I damn near died listening to you while I was drinking my 4th beer.)
This man 👨 is soooo freaking hilarious laughing 😹😹😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🤣😂😹😹😹😹😆😆😆😆😆😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹😆😆😆😆😆😆😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great! And doesn't have to curse! Talent
title my iphone lied to me
thumbnail my iPhone lied for me
me:well this ought to be interesting
Your awesome. Your jokes abouts indians are too damn funny. Love from India.
Haha I know he’s telling the truth, I phone lies for me and about me all the time 🤣😂
Love you Gabriel your the best. 👍🏽 blessings down your way 🙏🏼🦋✌🏽
I remember having this dvd and watching it so many times as well as the comedy tour where you hosted other comedians performing it was great
The ending with the haters had me thinking it was a throwback to the joke years ago with kid Frankie when he ask Gabriel what a hooker was and Gabe said "Your mom's friends"
A briliant comedien that do not make jokes with health problems of people ... love it
This was soooo good. Fluffy you are a righteous dude.😊
this is hilarious, as always
always making me laugh so many sometimes thankful fluffy
Excellent funny story, excellent presentation, excellent standup comedian
Adoro los videos de Fluffy.
I looooooooooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee these videos👌👌💕
"Cause when I hit the ground I farted"😂😆 LITERALLY DEAD
Edit: also " That's a funny joke,it really happened " died there to
We all need a friend like martin
When you just found out he had a UA-cam Channel i’m screaming currently❤️❤️
Ikr 🤣🤣
There is a huge difference between "My iPhone Lied For Me" and "My iPhone Lied To Me". You got the title wrong! Great story.
When I read the thumbnail before clicking on it to watch, I actually read it as "My iPhone Lied For Me" and my mistake turned out correct, then I got confused when I looked at the actual title again after watching it lol
Yall when he said "the cold air hit me I fell and farted"
Me:ELSA WAS THERE
INTO THE I UNKNOWN
That was great, i can't believe I've never seen this guy's stand up before...
“Oh thank you Martin I love you.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣