Throwback Thursday: The Bartender Tried To Warn Me | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • @nirro765
    @nirro765 4 роки тому +10560

    "So Martin and I..."
    Me: *opens microwaved popcorn* Here we go...

    • @SkullSoldier559
      @SkullSoldier559 4 роки тому +33

      Lol

    • @sebcan844
      @sebcan844 4 роки тому +24

      Fr tho! Also I see your a darling of culture

    • @toastszz
      @toastszz 4 роки тому +14

      I just saw ur pfp... i see u i see u my fellow weeb

    • @kobehollowhorn4180
      @kobehollowhorn4180 4 роки тому +8

      @@toastszz XD yess my fellow weebs

    • @strawberrypocky6644
      @strawberrypocky6644 4 роки тому +5

      I finished watching the anime a couple weeks ago, and I cried so much. T_T

  • @Starblitz2891
    @Starblitz2891 4 роки тому +8044

    I lost it when he said, "Hello! Hello! Heelloo! Heelloo!" Had me in stitches.

    • @taihui8905
      @taihui8905 4 роки тому +81

      Make sure you watch the one titled "I found my sons son's kryptonite"

    • @avragetrinidadian3787
      @avragetrinidadian3787 4 роки тому +38

      Hellooooooo!!!!
      Hellooooooooooooooo!!!

    • @potterfanz6780
      @potterfanz6780 4 роки тому +39

      But how did the story end!??

    • @SirenS550
      @SirenS550 4 роки тому +6

      Ember_Gold thats what your mom said

    • @lolowoods3120
      @lolowoods3120 4 роки тому +3

      Potterfanz same

  • @joshesquibel7805
    @joshesquibel7805 3 роки тому +4437

    Best quote i have ever accidentally said was “ i get a little drunk when I’m gay” my friends never let me forget it

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 роки тому +100

      It would've been better for you if you said "I get a little Gay when I'm drunk"

    • @estebancino5426
      @estebancino5426 3 роки тому +305

      @@Buckle-Bucky Maybe the funny part is that he say it the other way around

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 роки тому +19

      @@estebancino5426 funniness is subjective

    • @ovo_daedae6678
      @ovo_daedae6678 3 роки тому +76

      @@Buckle-Bucky Then don't say what would be better if it's subjective.

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 роки тому +8

      @@ovo_daedae6678 I'm allowed to share my opinion

  • @anguseverist4178
    @anguseverist4178 3 роки тому +4825

    He makes jokes about his weight, but look at him. That man wears his weight like a champion.

    • @luigimedugno3775
      @luigimedugno3775 3 роки тому +29

      Facts

    • @raven_salvation
      @raven_salvation 3 роки тому +19

      True true true!

    • @gearsofwar2497
      @gearsofwar2497 3 роки тому +20

      That’s confidence

    • @landobaggins4023
      @landobaggins4023 3 роки тому +15

      that’s how you gotta do it because if you fat and don’t like being fat yo screwed- from a fat person

    • @Lil7672
      @Lil7672 3 роки тому +8

      @@landobaggins4023 or lose that weight ?

  • @mac2696
    @mac2696 4 роки тому +11892

    Gabe: so Martin and I
    Me: oh this gon be good

    • @ishhki966
      @ishhki966 4 роки тому +64

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @trap3rb287
      @trap3rb287 4 роки тому +81

      Martin share all his good shit moments with gabe😂👌🏻

    • @CiudadanaHerzeleid
      @CiudadanaHerzeleid 4 роки тому +14

      Always 😁

    • @stijnVDA1994
      @stijnVDA1994 4 роки тому +48

      Martin coming from the toilet spotting gabe with the gay dude: now the fun happens😈

    • @Clara-xl1bh
      @Clara-xl1bh 4 роки тому +5

      Yess😂😂

  • @Dralyn06
    @Dralyn06 4 роки тому +14005

    Every awesome story always starts out with “Martin and I..”

    • @watermunteconomie3938
      @watermunteconomie3938 4 роки тому +202

      "Martííííííííííííín", just cracks me up every time.. see clip "beetle".

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq 4 роки тому +66

      Thats because when guys go out with friends crazy shit tends to happen.

    • @robertalexander5892
      @robertalexander5892 4 роки тому +24

      @@NoraIconiq
      Women are just as bad, y'all just get away with it a lot more.

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq 4 роки тому +12

      @@robertalexander5892 Thats because when men do it. Its kinda expected dont know why it just is.

    • @tommiejonsson8952
      @tommiejonsson8952 4 роки тому +9

      He's actually said that himself. Well, actually he said: "all the good ones start out like that", but it amounts to the same thing.

  • @clumsiiconfidant5780
    @clumsiiconfidant5780 4 роки тому +353

    “Hello!
    HE-LLOOOO! 👉🏻👌🏻
    HE-LOOOOOOOO!
    👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👌🏻
    HELLO.”

    • @LokiGodOfTime
      @LokiGodOfTime 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ttrinh312
      @ttrinh312 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣😂💀😂🤣🤣☠💀😂👍🤣☠💀💀☠☠☠

    • @Fdrnghppr
      @Fdrnghppr 4 роки тому +3

      These are the real lyrics of warning people when drunk:
      HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👉🏼
      HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👌🏼👌🏼
      HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👆🏻
      😮👈🏼HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👉🏼👉🏼👌🏼👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

  • @surferdude4487
    @surferdude4487 3 роки тому +2013

    People, fans, the reason the guy started to lose weight was he either had to do that or die. Speaking for myself, I'm really glad that Fluffy is still with us.

    • @kenriches7403
      @kenriches7403 3 роки тому +41

      You nailed it

    • @colinmcdonald2499
      @colinmcdonald2499 2 роки тому +52

      Yes. 445 is simply too much weight to carry around.

    • @chuky1120
      @chuky1120 2 роки тому +45

      He had to lose weight after he found he has Type-2 Diabetes.

    • @leylarustamova
      @leylarustamova 2 роки тому +41

      Honestly the fact that people wanted him to hold on to that weight just shows how fucked up the mentality in the US is

    • @wakcedout
      @wakcedout Рік тому +15

      @@chuky1120 I always figured it was something he promised his mother before she passed. I say that because after his mom died was when it looked like he was making a seeious effort to lose weight.
      So from those ques it seemed like his promise to her final wishes.

  • @TheSoundofTanay
    @TheSoundofTanay 4 роки тому +9303

    "and then it began. The hunt..."
    tatatatatatatatatatatata

    • @JoseEstrada-zp3fk
      @JoseEstrada-zp3fk 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah man

    • @charleslastname8587
      @charleslastname8587 4 роки тому +10

      Weird as hell tbh.

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 4 роки тому +1

      @@JoseEstrada-zp3fk
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    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 4 роки тому

      @@yolandatracey4650
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    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 4 роки тому

      @@charleslastname8587
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  • @alphagamer1802
    @alphagamer1802 4 роки тому +4022

    Whenever I hear the phrase “Martin and I,” I immediately know that this story is going to get interestingly good

    • @bendejo8
      @bendejo8 4 роки тому +32

      I saw fluffy preform and martin was there too. When it was over everybody could smell martins weed haha

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 4 роки тому +3

      I know

    • @samuelkletz6708
      @samuelkletz6708 3 роки тому +3

      All the good stories start with “Martin & I”

    • @ojarajustine1762
      @ojarajustine1762 3 роки тому +1

      Martin and Fluffy seem to have a lot of great time as friends.

    • @Motzistick17
      @Motzistick17 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 3 роки тому +606

    Gabe knows how to get an entire room's attention with 4 little words.
    "So Martin and I..."
    *Snap of 200 people's necks as they turn to look at him*

  • @harunanase1696
    @harunanase1696 4 роки тому +587

    "Bro, I'll be back" *initiate Jaws mode*
    "I'll be back~" *initiate Jaws be slayin it mode*

  • @SwapneelMohite
    @SwapneelMohite 4 роки тому +1171

    The legend says, the bartender is still saying Hello...

  • @Julian4194
    @Julian4194 4 роки тому +1331

    Gabriel: I am 16 shots of tequila in.
    Liver: Am I joke to you?

    • @Lionman177
      @Lionman177 3 роки тому +58

      Me: having bottle of tequila alone.
      Liver: Rly? What's next, 700 grams of fried pork?
      Me: Great idea!
      Stomach: Quits.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 роки тому +36

      @@Lionman177 colon: Aww HEEEELLLLL NAW!

    • @Lionman177
      @Lionman177 3 роки тому +21

      @@GhostBear3067 They never made it to colon because stomach quit earlier :)

    • @armybeef68
      @armybeef68 3 роки тому +4

      Here, hold my beer

    • @alecnolastname4362
      @alecnolastname4362 2 роки тому +5

      so if a fifth is 750 whats 1.17ml in imperial?
      anyway. 1170ml over a litre of whiskey is my record.
      bought the wrong bottle, finished it anyway.

  • @AquaDoll34
    @AquaDoll34 4 роки тому +443

    "One time Martin and I..."
    Me: Stacy get the damn pop corn and get in here!

    • @sandips5120
      @sandips5120 3 роки тому

      That night he was a broke back Mexican 😂

  • @Hagrits_hat
    @Hagrits_hat 3 роки тому +230

    He still remembers everything even after that much tequila 😆

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +436

    I like the part later when Martin says something like,”He was gay you know.”
    Fluffy,”I know. I have options.” 😂😂😂

    • @justicecanfield1381
      @justicecanfield1381 Рік тому +10

      HE SAID HE WOULD COOK FOR ME! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU COOKED FOR ME? NEVER!

  • @fumikagetokoyami8297
    @fumikagetokoyami8297 4 роки тому +4796

    Fluffy was so drunk he became gay for a few minutes didn't think it was possible

    • @maxhax367
      @maxhax367 4 роки тому +206

      he was gay for 5 seconds when the plane got hit by lightning

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado 4 роки тому +25

      you have been never been drunk i assume

    • @fumikagetokoyami8297
      @fumikagetokoyami8297 4 роки тому +94

      @@CabezasDePescado ever been so drunk you forgot you had a drinking game at your house and took a cab home

    • @Vaprous
      @Vaprous 4 роки тому +53

      I am not entirely convinced Gabriel isn't Bisexual.

    • @Briskrainbow0
      @Briskrainbow0 4 роки тому +58

      In all fairness, being drunk makes you REALLY friendly in some instances....

  • @sameerkharade7750
    @sameerkharade7750 4 роки тому +239

    His accent switch when saying Martin is incredible 👌🏾

  • @AbbyWhisperWitch
    @AbbyWhisperWitch 4 роки тому +124

    "Martin and I..."
    Me:*pours margarita* let's do this!

  • @emilywhitson5443
    @emilywhitson5443 4 роки тому +5023

    It’s not a fluffy story unless it starts with Martin and I
    Edit: Omg this is the most anyone has ever liked/ responded to my comment thanks

    • @cimondebbarma7205
      @cimondebbarma7205 4 роки тому

      Hi

    • @seanlauer7483
      @seanlauer7483 4 роки тому +4

      So true Emily so true

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 4 роки тому

      On god

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 4 роки тому +2

      I know, right

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 4 роки тому

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  • @aliamari6089
    @aliamari6089 4 роки тому +1962

    I just woke up and this made my day start with the thought of going to a salon 😂 thank you fluffy 😊

  • @teresaterry9085
    @teresaterry9085 4 роки тому +63

    I love his Woman voice! This guy cracks me up so much! Most of my friends are Mexican and are just like this. I miss them a lot!

  • @TrixAnims1990
    @TrixAnims1990 Рік тому +15

    We always say "We're happy you are trying to get healthy Fluffy" but I also want to thank Martin and all of Fluffy's support to help him. You are champions guys ^^

  • @ecclestonsangel
    @ecclestonsangel 4 роки тому +582

    I see Fluffy, I dislocate a joint in my finger to click! Wish they'd let him finish the joke; it was even funnier!😂😂

  • @MrISabier
    @MrISabier 4 роки тому +220

    Man, Gabriel is too much. His mannerisms between straight and gay is just perfect.

  • @upalmukherjee1932
    @upalmukherjee1932 4 роки тому +3578

    How great stories started in the past : "Once upon a time"
    How great stories start now : "So Martin and I"
    Edit - i made this comment 8 months ago and today I was just rewatching this and I noticed how many likes my comment has got ... Like dayyyyuuuuuum

    • @aa-jm7js
      @aa-jm7js 4 роки тому +7

      upal mukherjee. His friend Martin went off with the 2 drunk girls when he heard them talking about how drunk they were while he stayed there with the guy that was picking up on him. But, he didn't say what went on after that, like if they left the place together though. He left that part out.

    • @randomheadshot4291
      @randomheadshot4291 4 роки тому +14

      We need a "Once upon a time, martin and I" the universe might not be able to handle it though

    • @bayougirl4410
      @bayougirl4410 3 роки тому +5

      You win the comment section 😂😂

    • @MissVVVVV
      @MissVVVVV 3 роки тому +2

      So true! Love it when Martin features

    • @uselessly789
      @uselessly789 3 роки тому +3

      Why must you edit the comment and say that

  • @rc.alexmoya
    @rc.alexmoya 4 роки тому +89

    We all gotta agree, every time he says "Martin and I" its the best stories he will ever tell, and also he got us all with the "Hello HELLOO, HELLOOOO" part😂

  • @manoftruth0935
    @manoftruth0935 4 роки тому +207

    “Martin and I”
    All his best stories start like that.

  • @adamseward3567
    @adamseward3567 4 роки тому +262

    To everyone else, he’s Fluffy.
    To this man, he’s “Damn.”

  • @lazurinity125
    @lazurinity125 4 роки тому +27

    Bro i was so loaded i bowed
    This killed me XDDDD

  • @ellewoods1411
    @ellewoods1411 4 роки тому +50

    I love his stories so much 😂 Fluffy is the best. He's gotten me through some real hard times myself. In fact, he's helping me get through the hardest time of my life thus far. My fiance and I are coming to see you at Cross Insurance Arena in March! If it's the last thing we do

  • @cakimiric5034
    @cakimiric5034 4 роки тому +137

    I am gay and I laughed so hard at this. Fluffy is just an amazing comedian. :D

    • @Kylejeepadventures
      @Kylejeepadventures 4 роки тому +7

      Caki Miric i am too. Laughed 😆 hard too.

    • @theewelder
      @theewelder 4 роки тому

      @@Kylejeepadventures be gay and laff alone plz,,,,,,,,,hes awful..............look up bill burr........

    • @nobledinafuentes9462
      @nobledinafuentes9462 4 роки тому

      @@theewelder 09 m l ñnpģo ñsá p

    • @InTheZone85
      @InTheZone85 4 роки тому +5

      I'm straight and i laughed....

    • @nicobrookswolf50
      @nicobrookswolf50 3 роки тому

      indeed

  • @gamemasternintendoo
    @gamemasternintendoo 4 роки тому +73

    And that was the night that fluffy lost his second virginity.

  • @shamanbeartwo3819
    @shamanbeartwo3819 4 роки тому +400

    Ah, he's met the Chubby Chasers. No matter what you look like, there is a genre of hot young gay men that think you are the end-all-be-all. Equal opportunity employers.

    • @irasahara149
      @irasahara149 4 роки тому +8

      I can't LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shamanbeartwo3819
      @shamanbeartwo3819 4 роки тому +31

      @@irasahara149 :)) That's what we call them:)) My last bf is way bigger than Fluffy and pushing 70. And they line up. "Can I touch your Buddha Belly?" "Well, go fetch me a beer, give me a foot rub and we'll talk about it". "Okay" and off they run to do his bidding. I should just give up my gym membership and put on a hundred and fifty pounds.

  • @andyarchibald5648
    @andyarchibald5648 3 роки тому +1

    This man is a God amongst people

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup 4 роки тому +668

    "I can't believe we finished the whole bottle." That's like announcing that you're the first three-legged sheep to ever walk into Wolf Valley.

    • @nedrgr21
      @nedrgr21 4 роки тому +43

      Blondes' mating call

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart 4 роки тому +24

      It's like you think they're not doing it on purpose. :P

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 4 роки тому +10

      @@Sigart Golly, Admiral Ackbar, what do you think about this one?
      ITSATRAP.JPG
      Yep, me too!

    • @donf3877
      @donf3877 4 роки тому +5

      "How we gonna get home?" You just know they ain't gonna get home that night :) But.......... if the guy is just as drunk, he might take a 10 home.... and wake up with a 2 :(

    • @skyc7089
      @skyc7089 4 роки тому +23

      This is misogynist and follows rape culture. Just cause someone is drunk doesn't mean they consent/are asking for sex. It's so pitiful idk whether to laugh at people or cry. Period.

  • @avragetrinidadian3787
    @avragetrinidadian3787 4 роки тому +135

    You know it's gonna be good when the story starts with...
    "Marteen and i...."

  • @demon-spawnanimations5230
    @demon-spawnanimations5230 3 роки тому +11

    “And that kids is how I met your father.”

  • @davidred1809
    @davidred1809 2 роки тому +26

    Man I remember when you came to Detroit and was taking shots with the crowd. You went through a whole bottle of tequila plus another half! You were so drunk Fluffy! that was such a great show!

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +1254

    Does that mean im gay? i mean my teacher said im quite a creative dude
    I dont know maybe I'll ask my boyfriend

    • @maximumrisk2004
      @maximumrisk2004 4 роки тому +57

      Nah, its just a phase. 🤣

    • @smoogieoogie
      @smoogieoogie 4 роки тому +10

      Crowe3717 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @kneecapdeleter96
      @kneecapdeleter96 4 роки тому +4

      ToxicSkull0 XD

    • @memphoonthemississippi2554
      @memphoonthemississippi2554 4 роки тому +10

      Yes. Yes it does. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

    • @PoeLemic
      @PoeLemic 4 роки тому +3

      ToxicSkull:
      Wanna come over my house?, I'll let you show me how creative you are, and I will teach you alot too. We can have fun.

  • @anarkittyuwu3738
    @anarkittyuwu3738 4 роки тому +14

    Gabe:”So Martin and I”
    Me: AIGHT LESGO

  • @parakeet8157
    @parakeet8157 2 роки тому +4

    1:46 O that Martin....O GABRIEL, look out😬

  • @jordanperalta1018
    @jordanperalta1018 3 роки тому +11

    My question is how you remember this crap bro. 16 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU REMEMBER THIS? You’re the tequilan GOD!

  • @judisjeevan4908
    @judisjeevan4908 4 роки тому +59

    The bartender didn't say that to Fluffy. He said it to the girls whom Martin was with😂

  • @DSSDGamingOG
    @DSSDGamingOG 4 роки тому +45

    The hunt! Made me laugh so hard

  • @shaneaudios2883
    @shaneaudios2883 3 роки тому +8

    I just literally scream when the bar tender said
    " HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO"

  • @louwilson0906
    @louwilson0906 3 роки тому +12

    Gabriel, there are a lot of comedians out there trying to make people laugh, but, you are a naturally very, very funny guy. Your stuff is original, it's all you, no one else comes close to the quality of outrageous, hilarious comedy like you. What really puts you over the edge that makes you so extremely funny is your sound effects and your very good impressions of sooo many people. I really, thoroughly enjoy your UA-cam videos that I watch while working on graveyard shift. It helps me through the night. I'm a retired Military disabled veteran with PTSD and a retired Arizona law enforcement officer. I say this because your one of the very few that can make me truly laugh. I do not laugh very much when other comedians are trying to be funny on stage...especially the comedians who feel they have to be vulgar to be funny. It's a turn off for me. My wife I have followed your career from when you first started out to now and your like a bottle of wine...you have have gotten better with age. I've never been to any of your live shows, but would love too before I croak out...I'll be 70 in Sept, yeeoow!!!
    Take care of yourself and keep up the good work you do, thank you...old man Wilson, or Papa Lou from my 24 grandkids and 5 great grandkids 😎
    Apache Junction, Az

  • @trivialslope
    @trivialslope 4 роки тому +163

    i think i remember this one

    • @mayaroma1875
      @mayaroma1875 4 роки тому +3

      I think I forgot this one...

    • @navneetkaushik2482
      @navneetkaushik2482 4 роки тому

      @@mayaroma1875 ya me too

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 4 роки тому

      @@mayaroma1875 I don't even know what this is from, I'm hoping I can find it later.

  • @Greg-qh7sq
    @Greg-qh7sq 2 роки тому +6

    I don’t see size, I see humor, and this guy is full of it. Best comedian I’ve ever seen.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 роки тому +112

    Me: *watching this while cooking*
    Fluffy: "Martin and I..."
    Me: *drops everything and lets the food burn*

  • @cupidscursed
    @cupidscursed 3 роки тому +4

    4:06 is like the best *"AAGHN"*

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 4 роки тому +78

    *"Hello, HELOOOOO."*

  • @hussssshie
    @hussssshie 4 роки тому +75

    You're the funniest man alive. Period.

    • @keabonhall9046
      @keabonhall9046 4 роки тому +2

      Internet Explorer really unsure if this is a satire comment

    • @MegaKiba
      @MegaKiba 4 роки тому +1

      I dont know if i should be happy fluffy is getting his talent recognized or concerned internet explorer has a google account

    • @hussssshie
      @hussssshie 4 роки тому +3

      @@MegaKiba The second one. Sold my soul when Micro$oft ditched me. I'm not crying though. #StayStrong

    • @dev-nx1ug
      @dev-nx1ug 4 роки тому

      you haven’t seen real uncut comedy if you think this is funny

    • @hussssshie
      @hussssshie 4 роки тому +1

      @@dev-nx1ug mv yourself to /dev/null already.

  • @SpaceyBrain
    @SpaceyBrain 4 роки тому +14

    Gabriel, thank you for these. When I'm fighting my dark moments you help me a lot to seize the day when getting out of bed is just the hardest thing to do.

  • @pennjets
    @pennjets 4 роки тому +2

    Always Martin! Great times, great times, great times! Lmao

  • @alexanderlagman2756
    @alexanderlagman2756 4 роки тому +51

    3:34 fluffy moves like Ted the teddy bear 😂

  • @Mickey_Moon507
    @Mickey_Moon507 4 роки тому +1681

    Gabriel: Gay men are calculated
    Me: lesbians are even worse. We're scared to flirt so we calculate how to flirt without talking-
    EDIT: Nice to see all the other lesbians out there agree

    • @stephengregory404
      @stephengregory404 4 роки тому +19

      Let's get this to 31 more likes

    • @stephengregory404
      @stephengregory404 4 роки тому +17

      Now we need to get mine to 66 likes

    • @rafaelrondon4207
      @rafaelrondon4207 4 роки тому +63

      TIL lesbians are just teenage boys

    • @runningwolfpup1293
      @runningwolfpup1293 4 роки тому +9

      It's about the hand movement lmao.

    • @austinslaughter319
      @austinslaughter319 4 роки тому +68

      Had a lesbian mistake me for a girl in highschool once. Let me tell you, never let someone get me bent over and fingered while only saying "well hi there..." once. Of course it ended when she reached for the front.

  • @HGKEntertainment
    @HGKEntertainment Рік тому +31

    It tooks 3 years for me to write a comment ... He's so damn funny! 🤣

  • @CxGameLol
    @CxGameLol 3 роки тому +4

    2:17 I feel "FANTASTIC"😂🤣😂🤣

  • @JyvynShpdinterlude
    @JyvynShpdinterlude 4 роки тому +4

    3:49 "Oh my God....do you work out? A little". 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @jmoney6782
    @jmoney6782 4 роки тому +22

    Gabriel Iglesias will always make me laugh 😂

    • @ZepMab
      @ZepMab 11 місяців тому

      True, no matter what he's hilarious and leaves you in splits

  • @bradleyisaak7
    @bradleyisaak7 3 роки тому +3

    This guy is the funniest comedian I have ever seen. My wish is for him to visit Namibia one day and perform for our people. What an artist.

  • @marthaejimenez8553
    @marthaejimenez8553 4 роки тому +9

    After watching this I laughed like a seal in distress. Flaps and all

  • @emanuelrojas2
    @emanuelrojas2 4 роки тому +95

    “OMG, I’m such a home wrecker!”

  • @HummingBird5713
    @HummingBird5713 4 роки тому +28

    The channel shall be named "Martin and i " xD

  • @Lexington-Felix
    @Lexington-Felix 2 роки тому +1

    He truly makes me laugh and smile every time. I am so glad he deci$ed to share his gifts with the world. There are only a handful of comedians that make me cry laughing and truly have a way with heartfelt joy. I hope he is with us forever. Much love FLUFFY! ✌🏻❤️✊

  • @carenxatu5962
    @carenxatu5962 2 роки тому +1

    Aww. I was waiting for the part when Fluffy says Martin was taking notes. XD

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 4 роки тому +128

    Should’ve left in the cooking part too.

  • @sweetsweet5205
    @sweetsweet5205 4 роки тому +16

    In school this is keeping me alive

  • @teamvlcn6820
    @teamvlcn6820 4 роки тому +7

    My favourite part of Fluffy's shows is the way he interacts with the crowd.

  • @puffin20
    @puffin20 2 роки тому +1

    The way he says "Martin" though... That RT combination is so pure Mexican!

  • @meowmee6811
    @meowmee6811 4 роки тому +16

    I can still laugh no matter how many times I've seen this! Haha

  • @watermunteconomie3938
    @watermunteconomie3938 4 роки тому +14

    Never saw this clip before damn it made laugh so hard, thanks man!

  • @ecaterinaalexa3637
    @ecaterinaalexa3637 4 роки тому +19

    Probably not the time to laugh but i laughed so hard when he said ''Really, they were drinking? Yeah, we killed it! 👍''

  • @YoonriFluffy
    @YoonriFluffy 3 роки тому +6

    Just a bookmark. 2:58.

  • @rexholder2254
    @rexholder2254 4 роки тому +10

    The man is a genius!

  • @diwashrai
    @diwashrai 4 роки тому +7

    Amazing sound effects and impressions.

  • @rporta
    @rporta Рік тому +4

    4:22 lmao

  • @ComputerGuyAndy
    @ComputerGuyAndy 4 роки тому +3

    It's not just the jokes, it's the faces, the gestures, the voices and all of it .. Right On Time!
    I'm Cryin' Kiddo,
    Thank You So So Much...

  • @nightcore7679
    @nightcore7679 4 роки тому +20

    Fluffy: Martin and I
    Me: I am gonna be on the floor from laugher

  • @itzastrollum5946
    @itzastrollum5946 4 роки тому +7

    4:39 *HAHAHAHHAHAHAH*
    GOD!!!! I'LL SHOW THIS TO MY MOM! SHE WILL LOVE IT!!!!!

  • @xKCxDreamer
    @xKCxDreamer 3 роки тому +3

    I swear Fluffy can *always* save my mood, especially if I’m mad/irritated like now. -w-✨

  • @olafelsberry9271
    @olafelsberry9271 3 роки тому

    You always feel great listening to this wonderful fella Mr Gabriel

  • @paulliu1398
    @paulliu1398 4 роки тому +11

    when he said Hello! Hellloooo!!!!! Helloooo! I choked myself while eating lunch

  • @biriqueen2578
    @biriqueen2578 4 роки тому +6

    Fluffy, I saw you when you came to Dallas, TX in February. Seeing you as my birthday present was the best. I want to meet you!♥️

  • @hman9785
    @hman9785 Рік тому +1

    When the BARTENDER tries to warn you, then it is obvious! That person is truly a friend

  • @nelsonrodriguez9813
    @nelsonrodriguez9813 3 роки тому +1

    Bravo !! Live, love and laugh Great comedians can make you visualize their story. Gabriel is gifted. I can't wait to see your next show near me. God bless!

  • @world4me
    @world4me 4 роки тому +11

    Hey Gabe, I just want to say thank you so much for what you do! Last winter I was in a really dark place, fearing falling asleep every night crying and contemplating suicide, and to top it all my great uncle died making these emotions even harder to struggle through all of this. But your comedy shows and acts where perfect for me to fall asleep to, it gave me positive feelings in a time where I needed it most. So thank you for getting me through thoes nights Gabe!

    • @ZONA_ZERO_OFFICIAL
      @ZONA_ZERO_OFFICIAL 2 роки тому

      My old school classic, original product of USA 🇺🇸 and themself representing their mothers and family
      In god we trust with liberty and justice for all 🙏🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈❤️❤️❤️❤️✅✅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
      Amen 🙏
      Blessing guys we love you so much 🥴🥴🥴🥴❤️❤️❤️❤️😝😝😝😝🌈🌈🌈🌈🥲🥲✅✅✅ we are so proud of you 🌤🌤☀️☀️☀️

  • @mellowvibe6367
    @mellowvibe6367 4 роки тому +6

    Gabriel Igelies "oh my god do u work out " I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ememsamuel8669
    @ememsamuel8669 2 роки тому

    I can believe I am still coming back again and again to this comedy clip. It just doesn't get old so fast.

  • @BabyJaguar220
    @BabyJaguar220 Рік тому +1

    whenever you hear "Martin and I" at the beginning of a story, you know it's gonna be good

  • @Cruz1214.
    @Cruz1214. 4 роки тому +134

    I mean Gabriel seems like a cool dude, why should we judge him on how big he is, Now buying him lunch is a different story

    • @PaperCrane78
      @PaperCrane78 4 роки тому +2

      Big faxs

    • @grimstnzborithbrisingr7296
      @grimstnzborithbrisingr7296 4 роки тому +3

      @@PaperCrane78 You got a fax machine? How long have you had it and does it still work?

    • @PaperCrane78
      @PaperCrane78 4 роки тому +5

      @@grimstnzborithbrisingr7296 how many faxs do u need

    • @Trimaster20
      @Trimaster20 4 роки тому +1

      @@PaperCrane78 did you get a carfax?

    • @darthultor6365
      @darthultor6365 3 роки тому

      @Evi1M4chine his body his live. Sure Its not healthy but its his choice innit

  • @frankderuiter124
    @frankderuiter124 4 роки тому +12

    found you a few months ago... Where have you been the rest of my life. You always have me dying from laughter

  • @williamb6266
    @williamb6266 2 роки тому +1

    I love his monologue. Also, his facial expressions remind me of some of Dom De luis's routines.

  • @willimguyt5013
    @willimguyt5013 4 роки тому +5

    Kid: Grandpa? Please tell me a good story.
    Fluffy: Okay kid, Martin and I..

  • @hamzah9522
    @hamzah9522 4 роки тому +9

    kinda dope how the bartender had his back

    • @cutecats532
      @cutecats532 4 роки тому +3

      The gay guy had is back tho technically speaking.

    • @hamzah9522
      @hamzah9522 4 роки тому +2

      @@cutecats532 i knew someone was gonna comment some literal shit like that lmaoo

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 4 роки тому +1

      @@cutecats532 Fuck, you beat me to it lmao

  • @straightfacebuddha
    @straightfacebuddha 3 роки тому +7

    If Fluffy was sober at the time, he would have realized what is going on when the gay guy went “do you work out?” 😂😂 it’s like walking up to Fluffy, getting a good look at him, and go “you like running right?” 😂 😂

  • @danielle38134
    @danielle38134 11 місяців тому +1

    I’m dying over here 😂 he’s just so honest and up front with his comedy. He’s the best one out there today. 😅

  • @elizabethbillingsley5534
    @elizabethbillingsley5534 3 роки тому +1

    I love your "Martin and I" stories!