The First SIMP In HISTORY

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
  • FINALLY! After a month I'm back!
    Me twitch: / pycrossup
    If you feel led to give: streamlabs.com...
    #christianmeme
    #biblestories
    #samson
    #yahweh

КОМЕНТАРІ •

  • @mmmnah7684
    @mmmnah7684 22 дні тому +209

    Samson? More like SIMPson! Oh wait that name is already taken.

  • @DarkLordScaryMan
    @DarkLordScaryMan 23 дні тому +551

    The Jonah video should be called, the prophet who tried to outrun someone who is everywhere, lol

  • @Sousabird
    @Sousabird 22 дні тому +429

    95% of Judges is basically a guide on what not to do.
    "In those days there was no king in Israel; everyone did what was right in his own eyes."
    -Judges 21:25

    • @vonmusel6158
      @vonmusel6158 22 дні тому +18

      amazing, yes, that seems like a key line for Judges

    • @Legitimancy
      @Legitimancy 22 дні тому +2

      😂

    • @Incubator859
      @Incubator859 21 день тому +21

      Yep, most people don't get this. Judges was a history book, basically a dark age if you will for the Israelites much like the collapse of the Roman Empire in Western Europe kickstarted the dark ages in that continent. It's really saying that people without leaders will fall into chaos.

    • @nicolasreinaldet732
      @nicolasreinaldet732 21 день тому +5

      Its like 30% good people like Jerobaal, 30% average people an 40% this and that civil war towards the end.

    • @AbrahamTosin-z5v
      @AbrahamTosin-z5v 21 день тому +5

      But Judges 19 still traumatized me

  • @143Shay
    @143Shay 23 дні тому +516

    Don’t tell me it’s Samson 😂

    • @the_marvelous_one
      @the_marvelous_one 23 дні тому +57

      Yes

    • @CrossUpTV119
      @CrossUpTV119  23 дні тому +108

      …..

    • @ObadiahQRex
      @ObadiahQRex 23 дні тому +4

      ​@@CrossUpTV119 We have learned that Samson is not even strong enough against lust. So we must resist sexual temptation. Could you cover the book of revelation?

    • @verified_JC_Denton
      @verified_JC_Denton 22 дні тому +47

      @@CrossUpTV119 Bro didn't even watch the first second before commenting.

    • @weo9473
      @weo9473 22 дні тому +10

      Jacob???

  • @SamuelFitsum-h4k
    @SamuelFitsum-h4k 22 дні тому +92

    "Are u putting more value on the gift? or the one who gave u the gift?"
    Damn, thats deep 😢

  • @goldenmoondog
    @goldenmoondog 23 дні тому +234

    Micah and his idols in Judges 17 and 18 would be a good one. Dude actually thought God would OK his idol worship and got cooked.

    • @nicholasalexander9866
      @nicholasalexander9866 23 дні тому +36

      Like how dumb could he be. God literally tells us not to worship idols or anything/anyone else besides Him, yet this idiot really thought God would let him be an exception lol.

    • @Hazbiological-bn3ox
      @Hazbiological-bn3ox 22 дні тому +7

      Micah = rat see?

  • @withertempestprime8718
    @withertempestprime8718 22 дні тому +44

    Never simp, and focuse on God who gave you your gifts rather than the gifts themselves. Good lessons.

  • @Vintage-k7y
    @Vintage-k7y 22 дні тому +156

    Btw, the story of Samson and the loins belly full of honey foreshadows the victory of Jesus Christ, who died on the cross and defeated death if anyone is wondering.

  • @samtheshowman8532
    @samtheshowman8532 23 дні тому +70

    Bruh this had me laughing, but it hit at the end. Right message, right time.

  • @SOTMOH.
    @SOTMOH. 11 днів тому +13

    "Are you putting more value on the gift or the one who you the gift?"
    That's a great bar

  • @realDWayneJr
    @realDWayneJr 22 дні тому +34

    King Nebuchadnezzar: "I got the pipes, the trigons, the harps, and the lyres, and everybody be bowing. So you should bow. Right now."
    Shad, Rak, and Benny: "Hehe, NNAAAHHHHH BRUH."

  • @princessissaved
    @princessissaved 22 дні тому +121

    I really thought it'd be Jazebel's husband, king Ahab😂😂

    • @eldaniels6730
      @eldaniels6730 22 дні тому +61

      Yeah, he was more than a simp, he was a crybaby. Dude was whining cuz someone wouldn't give him their vineyard, then Jezebel acting like a momma bear takes out the opposition and hands it to him like a toy. I've never seen such childish behavior in my entire life

    • @MPHJackson7
      @MPHJackson7 21 день тому

      "Babe it's noon, time to start killing people."
      "Yes honey."

    • @cadetm6970
      @cadetm6970 19 днів тому +13

      He was a wuss, not just a simp

    • @seijin4426
      @seijin4426 19 днів тому +4

      It is, but this guy won't admit it.

    • @w4bm892
      @w4bm892 16 днів тому +1

      @@eldaniels6730 yeah how did that work out for them.......🐕🐕

  • @Gander6309-KranchTheDestroyer
    @Gander6309-KranchTheDestroyer 22 дні тому +33

    Bro its bad how many men of God hooked up with prostitutes😭
    Not just prostitutes, I mean Abraham blatantly ignored God telling him he'd give Sarah A child, because Sarah told him to go unto her servant. AND THEN SHE GETS JEALOUS OF HER SERVANT💀
    Wild.
    Samson was one of the most awesome stories in the Bible but a cautionary tale.
    God bless

    • @myronplatte8354
      @myronplatte8354 22 дні тому +2

      Well, that was according to the Mesopotamian law.

    • @RonnietheDon
      @RonnietheDon 22 дні тому +1

      ​​@@myronplatte8354 dont matter. It was still wrong in the eyes of God-.

    • @RonnietheDon
      @RonnietheDon 22 дні тому +1

      ​​@@myronplatte8354dont matter. It was still wrong in the eyes of God-.

    • @RonnietheDon
      @RonnietheDon 22 дні тому +1

      RIGHT! Alotta them men were wh0res frl.

    • @RonnietheDon
      @RonnietheDon 22 дні тому +1

      RIGHT! Alotta them men were wh0res frl.

  • @Damian_Bullet
    @Damian_Bullet 22 дні тому +45

    Hey, despite he's short comings. He turned to God in the end, respect.
    Also, he was the strongest human in history.
    I mean, the guy whipped out 2000 men in total.
    Literally having the strength of GOD by his side.
    I have to give him even more respect 🤷🏽‍♂️🙌🏼.

  • @stevenpayteniii7321
    @stevenpayteniii7321 23 дні тому +93

    I really like the point you made at the end. It’s so important to use your gifts the glorify God. It really convicted me and made me examine myself. Keep using your gifts to point people to Jesus man and continue to keep that cross up.

  • @Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx
    @Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx 23 дні тому +40

    At my big old age, already knowing how this story ends, it still hit me right in the tear ducts. Bravo my dude

  • @christopherbravo1813
    @christopherbravo1813 22 дні тому +90

    I would not be surprised if the Greek Heracles was at least partially inspired by this man.

    • @myronplatte8354
      @myronplatte8354 22 дні тому +31

      Especially since the ancient Greeks were philistinian in origin

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 20 днів тому +8

      @@myronplatte8354 REALLY? I never knew that.

    • @myronplatte8354
      @myronplatte8354 20 днів тому +8

      @ I read it in an old history book about Greek history. It makes sense when you realize that sea travel was four times faster than land travel in those days. So the distance between Greece and Palestine over water was very little in terms of time.

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 16 днів тому +1

      @@myronplatte8354 Wow

    • @Dankseid-o1u
      @Dankseid-o1u 8 днів тому

      Unlikely.

  • @absoluteknifeofhyperstabby9233
    @absoluteknifeofhyperstabby9233 22 дні тому +37

    a funni i can't help but add, as Chad Bird pointed out, the fact the Philistines had to go around and ask Delilah why Samson was so strong, meant it was not immediately obvious why he was so strong, therefore he was not a very strong looking person
    my head translates this as Samson being this tiny rolling ball of death across the Philistine countryside

    • @eldaniels6730
      @eldaniels6730 22 дні тому +11

      Maybe he wasn't necessarily scrawny, cuz I mean, even if he was buff it doesn't explain how he can carry a city's gates TO THE TOP OF A HILL or kill a thousand philistines in one afternoon. It's not like he was a Goliath or something

    • @absoluteknifeofhyperstabby9233
      @absoluteknifeofhyperstabby9233 21 день тому +5

      @@eldaniels6730 yeah it is true he might have just looked like an average joe or a decently tough guy, but God tends to make things very obvious with the likes of David (a literal child, even if the sling is an actual war weapon) and Gideon (a handful of Israel's most pathetic troops armed with nothing but torches and pots)

    • @thatoneskinnykid
      @thatoneskinnykid 21 день тому

      ayy how's the game coming along?
      -pandood

    • @absoluteknifeofhyperstabby9233
      @absoluteknifeofhyperstabby9233 20 днів тому

      @@thatoneskinnykid ngl i am not even a tenth of the way done, tilesets are hard

    • @thatoneskinnykid
      @thatoneskinnykid 20 днів тому

      @@absoluteknifeofhyperstabby9233 real

  • @DayleonOtb
    @DayleonOtb 22 дні тому +55

    "Constructed alternatively" 💀

  • @animefreak4755
    @animefreak4755 22 дні тому +10

    My homie, that end quote COOKED
    "Are you putting more value on the gift, or the one who gave you the gift?"
    SOMEONE, NO CAP! Needs to put that on a shirt RIGHT NOW!
    😭

  • @noahprincivil103
    @noahprincivil103 22 дні тому +11

    This way of telling bible stories is SO GREAT I would love to hear your testimony in that same style

  • @ESPSOLO-th9kr
    @ESPSOLO-th9kr 23 дні тому +89

    Lot's daughters at least makes sense in the context of they grew up hearing stories of the Biblical flood and just heard their entire town get demolished, their mother turned into salt, and literal angels telling them to leave. They probably thought it was happening all over again because they hid themselves in the mountains.

    • @AstroGirl-l9h
      @AstroGirl-l9h 22 дні тому +46

      still, r wording your own drunk dad is unfathomable.

    • @ChristopherHosein
      @ChristopherHosein 22 дні тому +4

      ​@@AstroGirl-l9h the bible be towering GOT LOL

    • @randomblacktemplar738
      @randomblacktemplar738 22 дні тому

      At least Valyran and Targaryen is probably a lab rat from ancient Aliens​@@ChristopherHosein

    • @RonnietheDon
      @RonnietheDon 22 дні тому +1

      ​​@@AstroGirl-l9h many men in the bible did worse horrific things. Yet yall give 0 shiis abt it. Like wasn't Lot the same one that offered his daughters to be gRAPED in Genesis 19.6-8. Exactly. He is no better.

    • @RonnietheDon
      @RonnietheDon 22 дні тому +1

      ​​@@AstroGirl-l9hmany men in the bible did worse horrific things. Yet yall give 0 shiis abt it. Like wasn't Lot the same one that offered his daughters to be gRAPED in Genesis 19.6-8. Exactly. He is no better.

  • @joshuarush-garrison8417
    @joshuarush-garrison8417 22 дні тому +9

    “Are you putting more value on the gift or the one who gave you the gift” thats a WORD

  • @rosamundraven
    @rosamundraven 23 дні тому +57

    Well, I get it, I really get it. But our beloved men of the Bible had a real problem with the ladies. I mean, unnecessary to talk about Adam, but Abraham was just "Yes, Sarah, God just promised us a child, but I'll have a child with the servant, just like you want."
    Or Jacob, can you imagine the awkwardness of the moment ge gets back home and he finds out that Rachel sold him out for the night to Leah? And he just goes: "All right, let's go then ." 🙃

    • @David-k6v8s
      @David-k6v8s 22 дні тому +21

      And don't forget David and Solomon

    • @kehindeakiode2865
      @kehindeakiode2865 22 дні тому +19

      Eh, Jacob just didn't want no smoke with his wives. He just learnt to roll with the drama.

    • @justice8718
      @justice8718 22 дні тому

      Adam was someone who picked what was right in his own eyes instead of seeking what God considered to be right for him.
      Adam rejected the Leah and took the Rachel within his heart, the source of all wickedness.

    • @mrbob4104
      @mrbob4104 22 дні тому +1

      @@justice8718 Adam???

    • @justice8718
      @justice8718 22 дні тому

      @@mrbob4104 Yes. The first thing God did was create a bunch of babes for Adam to look and decide, and Adam chosen none of them.

  • @JayyCee1
    @JayyCee1 20 днів тому +3

    I think the beautiful thing about Samson's story is that after all the things he did he still managed to basically say "Lord don't let this be the final say of my life remember me" to me that takes faith

  • @ObadiahQRex
    @ObadiahQRex 23 дні тому +44

    The old superbook series reference.

  • @DS-tp5dx
    @DS-tp5dx 22 дні тому +11

    Dude, I was helping out with one of the Children's ministry classes at my church one week, and our class went over Sampson and his shenanigans. After the lesson, one of the older kids who helped as class assistants (our church allows the older kids to help serve as assistants to the Sunday school teachers) drew Sampson on a whiteboard and labeled him SIMPson. Sampson was down baaaad.

  • @Boomerangbroproductions369
    @Boomerangbroproductions369 23 дні тому +22

    Bro cooked a 10/10 video

  • @eclipsedlunarknight
    @eclipsedlunarknight 23 дні тому +23

    ngl the action got me hyped whenever i read the bible especially samson's part but honestly his downfall was the saddest parts about his story and as much as i liked him at first his ignorance and naivety thinking he can do whatever he wants with his strength got him to this point. all because of some woman he thought wouldn't even dare betray him even if it was very clear that she would. still the last moment is an eye jerking moment because after all this humiliation and pain god decided to return his spirit onto him for one last time. at least his last moments were noble ones. remember, boys, lust cannot be beaten it can only be fleed from

    • @justice8718
      @justice8718 22 дні тому

      S3xual sin can be beaten. Samson literally destroyed it from the inside.

    • @lilari6146
      @lilari6146 21 день тому

      Nah, he never trusted her. He just knew God was his strength but let his ego inflate since none of the other vows he broke caused him to lose his strength and thought that HE wouldn't lose power even if he crossed God. It was all ego, not love

  • @inyalgaico1563
    @inyalgaico1563 23 дні тому +50

    Despite the philistines not being good people who would be willing to burn a woman because of not knowing a riddle which is insane work. Samson was and acting similar to them lowkey. over all very ignorant. Very ignorant of who gave him his strength and the purpose he must fulfill with it before his own self.
    If Samsom was more humble this would not of happened shit is actually painful to read especially that ending passage is tough bars.

  • @midasutatchi9753
    @midasutatchi9753 22 дні тому +12

    imagine falling for a gold digger, poor samson 😭

  • @Beachpeach949
    @Beachpeach949 11 днів тому +4

    Thanks!

  • @moczs
    @moczs 22 дні тому +39

    1:59 Samson already broke the Nazarite vow at the moment he went to see that philistine girl. He touched something dead

    • @MrSagaTeller
      @MrSagaTeller 21 день тому

      P R E A C H

    • @Babysealsss
      @Babysealsss 19 днів тому

      that was fouuuuullll

    • @Oyi_14
      @Oyi_14 14 днів тому

      If he broke the Nazarite vow he would have lost his powers

  • @RichardStarfish
    @RichardStarfish 22 дні тому +7

    5 to 10 minute videos about anything new you find in the Bible is all right with me, great content man
    God bless you and your family ✝️❤️🙏

  • @sethgaston8347
    @sethgaston8347 22 дні тому +11

    0:12 honestly that’s all of Judges tbh which is why it’s my favorite book

  • @BLAKGRIP
    @BLAKGRIP 22 дні тому +10

    Amazing video. I saw a stageplay of Samson in Branson, Missouri. It was dope. Love what you did at the end. I always want to put more value on the one who gave me the gift. Thank you Jesus for the gift of Holy Spirit. Amen❤🙏🏾✝️

  • @AlexanderosD
    @AlexanderosD 22 дні тому +4

    CrossUp, I absolutely love your down-to-earth exegesis of the common man with these.
    The Lord truly wants us to simply "get it" the way you do and you're a solid man in helping others understand the Lord.
    Keep fighting the good fight brother 💪

    • @eldaniels6730
      @eldaniels6730 22 дні тому +1

      Oh yeah. No need to overcomplicate things like the theologians.

  • @143Shay
    @143Shay 23 дні тому +12

    YOOO DO DAVID! Was I the only one who didn’t know he Killed Goliath then like a few years later (I think) almost ended up fighting for Gath cuz the king loved him? I was crying laughing reading that one

  • @kofibillzofficial
    @kofibillzofficial 22 дні тому +2

    Keep doing what you’re doing, you have been given a very specific and impactful ministry. I pray that the Lord keeps you and sustains you in Jesus name!

  • @afroteddybear
    @afroteddybear 23 дні тому +17

    Since you had the OG superbook videos to hand (Love the nostalgia, seeing that) I hope you have the one on Ehud; Mister Strong Left Hand. That's one of my all-time fave stories from the Old Testament. Heck, since you've covered a story about trifling women, how about the Girl Bosses of the Bible, like Esther or Deborah?
    What do I know, it's your channel!

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 22 дні тому

      "Girl Bosses of the Bible"?
      Don't you mean Jezebel or that one woman who accused Joseph of assault when he wouldn't sleep with her?
      XD

  • @WhyWhat-jf1bi
    @WhyWhat-jf1bi 22 дні тому +4

    In case you don’t know, Samson burnt their crops by tying foxes to torches and letting them run into the Philistines crops. Crazy how creative people are when it comes to hating.

  • @TeleologicalConsistency
    @TeleologicalConsistency 16 днів тому +1

    The first simp was Adam. He failed to lead the woman as directed by God and instead was led by her to eat that apple. His dereliction of duty preceded his original sin.

  • @WeepLace
    @WeepLace 23 дні тому +16

    YESSIRR cross up at it again. gotta check off haircut boy.

  • @GatorBoyDilopho
    @GatorBoyDilopho 22 дні тому +14

    Samson really tested Gods patience, He better be glad God is forgiving 💀 also do u think you could cover the behemoth in the Bible, cuz it perfectly describes a sauropod dinosaur in Job, which is pretty cool!

    • @erosolacegenesis1503
      @erosolacegenesis1503 19 днів тому

      He's long dead....now that same advice applies to you and me
      We better be considerate of that grace too.

  • @vjthehandsome5659
    @vjthehandsome5659 22 дні тому +5

    Referencing the booty warrior is crazy work

  • @jordanadderley4
    @jordanadderley4 17 днів тому +2

    Lord knows I love these style videos, but most of them are secular about anime, action movies, etc. Thank You Jesus for another alternate that isn't harming to my soul but a blessing. Keep up the great work, you got a subscriber fam, God bless!

  • @Pando-whatisthisfor
    @Pando-whatisthisfor 22 дні тому +1

    DAWWWWG I COMPLETELY FORGOT YOU WERE OUT HERE DOING THIS! I'm fasting right now and I needed something funny to watch but couldn't find anything christian! So happy I subbed

  • @davidel8517
    @davidel8517 21 день тому +5

    5:25 That image fits so perfectly😂

  • @David-k6v8s
    @David-k6v8s 22 дні тому +7

    After Jonah, you should definitely do one of Micheal the Archangel and how he beat Satan not once but twice (at least in Scripture)

  • @kamikreideprinz1916
    @kamikreideprinz1916 22 дні тому +3

    0:40 It's supposed to represent a complete and total dedication to God. You sacrifice some of your freedoms just to show how loyal you are to him. Samson's disobeying these vows is likely a reference to him getting distracted with the pleasures of this world and therefore choosing the world over his God - therefore breaking the vow.
    Bible may be a historical book but it sure is poetic!!!

  • @hyrulehistorian2317
    @hyrulehistorian2317 22 дні тому +7

    There are so many stories in Acts that would be perfect for your video style. My personal favorite is Stephen in chapters 6 and 7

  • @TheHumbledOne45
    @TheHumbledOne45 23 дні тому +18

    You should definitely cover Esau and Jacob or Joseph either one

  • @thebluestreamer6337
    @thebluestreamer6337 22 дні тому +2

    Your content is fire. Bless you brother, keep it up.

  • @jamey_bond_
    @jamey_bond_ 22 дні тому +1

    You're story telling is so underrated ❤appreciate it

  • @johnlewis8934
    @johnlewis8934 22 дні тому +1

    This is great thanks for making Bible stories entertaining. Hopefully non-believers will be more interested in reading the Bible because of it

  • @JayBird501__
    @JayBird501__ 22 дні тому +10

    Seeing the thumbnail I thought this video was about Hosea

    • @simanami2005
      @simanami2005 22 дні тому +4

      Same. Because of the fact that this man still love his wife even though she taking every single chance she got to cheat on him.

    • @kingeliasyt
      @kingeliasyt 22 дні тому

      Well, God actually told Hosea to marry her. The Lord wanted to show the children of Israel how they were treating him... Literally 💀

  • @absupinhere
    @absupinhere 23 дні тому +191

    *Reads title- It must be Adam

    • @IronGod0
      @IronGod0 23 дні тому +40

      Huh he might fricked up bad but he ain't no simp

    • @pouchika5672
      @pouchika5672 23 дні тому +82

      Nah, he threw Eve under the bus and then tried to gaslight God lol.

    • @thechristsknight7758
      @thechristsknight7758 23 дні тому +6

      Adam:
      "I will represent _all_ men, in the chat!"
      ua-cam.com/video/FZMIlsNBmKU/v-deo.html

    • @JesusChrististheonlyway777
      @JesusChrististheonlyway777 23 дні тому

      ​@@pouchika5672 if Adam and Eve did confessed instead of gaslighting, maybe God would have forgave or reduced the punishment.

    • @H0SANNA
      @H0SANNA 22 дні тому +13

      @@pouchika5672 Idk, didn’t Adam eat the forbidden fruit because he didn’t want to be excluded from Eve? Sounds like simp behaviour to me.

  • @pumkinmemer3795
    @pumkinmemer3795 22 дні тому +3

    You know God blessed you with a great day when CrossUpTV uploads

  • @tyrafedrick
    @tyrafedrick 22 дні тому +1

    This is amazing mannnn, love how you explain the Bible in such a relatable way. God is definitely working through you

  • @vaughnnazer4515
    @vaughnnazer4515 23 дні тому +16

    Yo after Jonah could you cover either the (giant and difficult) book of Revelation or maybe Esther? Reading through Esther right now, and would love to see your take
    Whatever you want is cool man.
    God bless, brother

    • @eldaniels6730
      @eldaniels6730 22 дні тому

      A read through revelation CrossUp style would be DOPE

    • @f4bertaleixo
      @f4bertaleixo 22 дні тому

      I LOVE ESTHER’S STORY CROSS SHOULD DEFINITELY COVER IT

  • @simanami2005
    @simanami2005 22 дні тому +2

    Hey brother in Christ. Love what you're doing. After the Jonah attempts to outrun the Creator, I have a list of 4 more video ideas.
    1. Ahab being a crybaby (Ahab whining to Jezebel about Naboth's vineyard)
    2. God's Watery Reboot (Noah and the Ark)
    3. From Queen to Dog food (Jezebel's End).
    4. From Riches to Rags to 2x Multiplier (Job).

  • @margomargo3178
    @margomargo3178 22 дні тому +2

    He finally remembered his password! 😂jk, love your vids!!

  • @JrOg-sj7qj
    @JrOg-sj7qj 16 днів тому +1

    7:27 BRO DID NOT JUST SAY THAT 😭😂 Caught me so off guard I almost choked to death 💀

  • @lilari6146
    @lilari6146 21 день тому +1

    "And in those days everyone did what was right in his own eyes."

  • @theandrejohnsonshow2574
    @theandrejohnsonshow2574 22 дні тому +2

    Please keep making videos. These are fantastic!

  • @bradleygomez3742
    @bradleygomez3742 8 днів тому +1

    My goal is to be 7 times stronger than Samson and 7 times smarter than King Solomon

  • @e.m.h.2083
    @e.m.h.2083 10 днів тому

    As a former Sunday School teacher, this is such a fresh, cool, and exciting way to hear, and learn the word of God! You're doing His Work! God Bless You!

  • @Jvwc1
    @Jvwc1 23 дні тому +2

    Thank you so much for making these videos!

  • @alexharmonymusic3068
    @alexharmonymusic3068 22 дні тому +2

    You could make a video on Saul of Tarsus becoming Paul the Apostle. One of Jesus’ biggest haters turns into a diehard follower? That’s the biggest flex from God with the Gospel I’ve ever seen!
    Thanks for the video!

  • @its_nel_son
    @its_nel_son 19 днів тому +2

    10:06 It wasn't until God punched Jacob in the croch that he finally surrendered to Him (Genesis 32). Suffering brings us closer to God. Btw, a Jacob video would be gaaaaaas.

  • @burpinglight9415
    @burpinglight9415 22 дні тому +1

    It make sense that the philistines would still try to kill him after Samson killed 1000 of them. Their modern ancestors today in Gaza are still trying to fight the most advanced armies in the world

    • @seijin4426
      @seijin4426 19 днів тому

      The philistine descendants have learned nothing over the last 500,000 years, and they wonder why they lost against the Israelites!

  • @elijahmadeira8274
    @elijahmadeira8274 22 дні тому +3

    I thought you where going to tell the story of Hosea fr😂

  • @sweetpotato1636
    @sweetpotato1636 22 дні тому +1

    May God continue to bless you in your walk with Him. It never occurred to me that this style of video/content (like Cjdachamp) would ve used for God's glory. I love your videos, man. Keep it up! 🍞

  • @APeanutEyedGhost
    @APeanutEyedGhost 8 днів тому +1

    Subbed this content reminds me of Zephfire's and is a fun way to learn christian stuff :)

  • @bestprawn444
    @bestprawn444 19 днів тому +1

    Burn outs are accurate when it comes down to adding a bunch of memes to your video.

  • @SusScrofaVulgaris
    @SusScrofaVulgaris 21 день тому +1

    Thats a good question. More value in the gifts or to the one who gifted them. Gifts are temporary and fleeting. Building a relationship with God. Is more meaningful.

  • @AlexDiaz-mh8mp
    @AlexDiaz-mh8mp 23 дні тому +5

    Story of Deborah is a good one to do

    • @CrossUpTV119
      @CrossUpTV119  23 дні тому +6

      My sister actually suggested I do that one after Jonah lol

  • @eldaniels6730
    @eldaniels6730 22 дні тому +1

    Yes!!! I really like the length of this video. I'd love to see longer videos like this

  • @jt_picks
    @jt_picks 23 дні тому +4

    The Firefox logo man IYKYK

  • @sphinxmw
    @sphinxmw 21 день тому +1

    I long this video style of getting across the word. Great idea bro

  • @Cattrumpbes1
    @Cattrumpbes1 22 дні тому

    Judges is crazy sad and tragic. You a real one man! How about after Jonah try Ruth she has one of the coldest lines I’ve ever heard

  • @TheStarshipGarage
    @TheStarshipGarage 22 дні тому +2

    Samson was just a frat boy, bro 😭

  • @Ezzzyleerock09
    @Ezzzyleerock09 22 дні тому +2

    This is good man keep it up

  • @akg5591
    @akg5591 23 дні тому +9

    You should make a video about joseph since he didn't simp for a woman.

  • @tobbyman3d
    @tobbyman3d 22 дні тому +4

    11:09 The game been having me in a chokehold 😭

    • @MhlengiNdlovu-m9h
      @MhlengiNdlovu-m9h 19 днів тому

      Whats the game?

    • @tobbyman3d
      @tobbyman3d 19 днів тому

      @MhlengiNdlovu-m9h Marvel Rivals. Gotta take a break or I'll find myself in an academic mess 😅

  • @anonymousdogg1559
    @anonymousdogg1559 3 години тому

    I needs to hear a cross up breakdown of Elisha and the bears 💀, it’s shorter but honestly regardless of length your videos are entertaining and I gain more from this than an ep of South Park or family guy

  • @mikeysbae7
    @mikeysbae7 22 дні тому +2

    "the first simp in history"- KING SOLOMON

    • @seijin4426
      @seijin4426 19 днів тому

      Sadly in his later years.

  • @tristanlanier5641
    @tristanlanier5641 20 днів тому

    Your channel is hilarious and a great fresh take to experience Bible stories lol

  • @KratosTheAdvent
    @KratosTheAdvent 22 дні тому +1

    I love this channel bro 😂 God bless!

  • @bluebulletwarrior1978
    @bluebulletwarrior1978 18 днів тому

    I'm both laughing and enjoying your videos. Along with the memes. Keep up the good work my brother.

  • @matthieusossou9418
    @matthieusossou9418 22 дні тому +5

    Joshua got aura ngl

  • @PizzaCat4yhwh
    @PizzaCat4yhwh 22 дні тому +1

    I for one enjoyed this video! Well met brother!

  • @adori_sora
    @adori_sora 22 дні тому +1

    you the goat man dont make me wait like thaat

  • @nickmartin6116
    @nickmartin6116 20 днів тому

    1:10
    The OT description of what was going wrong at the time was that Israel did what was right in their own eyes.
    Sampson told his parents (literally in the hebrew) "she is right in my eyes"
    Later, his eyes are gouged out by the philistines and he is paraded and used in public humiliation, weakened and tormented by his choices.
    That which was right in his eyes left him blinded. Then, as he repented and turned to God, he was given a purpose and renewal to kill the wicked who imprisoned him and rebelled against God which ended his life when he leveled the block.

  • @Mrbisque-s7m
    @Mrbisque-s7m 23 дні тому +1

    Babe wake up crossup tv posted😂😂
    (Great video I love this channel)

  • @The.lofi.legend
    @The.lofi.legend 21 день тому +1

    My favorite UA-cam channel!

  • @ralfdsouza-ko7dy
    @ralfdsouza-ko7dy 22 дні тому +1

    Tbh Samson revenge was never the problem, he simping was the bad thing

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 36 хвилин тому

    Samson was always breaking every damn rule for the sake of it and making a mockery of everything and clearly was over damn emotional, impulsive and reckless. No wonder his first wife ran away from his ass. I’ve met so many Samsons in life

  • @Landshark_no1
    @Landshark_no1 22 дні тому +3

    Pls talk about maccabees folding people for a decade straight

  • @DarinRinehart
    @DarinRinehart 22 дні тому +1

    The prophet Samuel doing what Saul didn't do to the Philistine king Agag in 1 Samuel 15. It is important to read the ESV version 😅 I am excited to see what CrossUp TV does with this one!