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  • @johnzachariahg
    @johnzachariahg 5 років тому +15138

    This whole video:
    “For legal reasons, that’s a joke.”

    • @gamergoblin69
      @gamergoblin69 5 років тому +28

      This was quite recent ago,hello

    • @imperialphoenix1229
      @imperialphoenix1229 5 років тому +114

      For serious Indian mafia, please don't kill me that's a joke

    • @YarugumaSou
      @YarugumaSou 5 років тому +59

      For legal reasons, that’s a joke
      For legal reasons, that’s a joke
      For legal reasons, joke joke joke
      Please, a joke's a joke

    • @hanryjillian
      @hanryjillian 5 років тому +30

      Please don't kill me, that's a joke

    • @chinmayaguru7601
      @chinmayaguru7601 5 років тому +3

      Haha, losers

  • @veniu8359
    @veniu8359 5 років тому +17484

    The dark Teletubbies one had hindi text. This is what it means:
    "You shall repent for your sins. You shall die at their hands. There is no time left"

    • @marioionion2
      @marioionion2 5 років тому +576

      Wow

    • @user-pl4fx1jl3u
      @user-pl4fx1jl3u 5 років тому +958

      WHAT THE FUCKK

    • @abbasmirza1239
      @abbasmirza1239 5 років тому +2544

      " You have to repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You don't stand a chance. You will die by their hands. Repent"
      The exact translation if anyone is interested.

    • @bignut6638
      @bignut6638 5 років тому +172

      Thank you Veni U, very cool!

    • @kaijumotz8808
      @kaijumotz8808 5 років тому +63

      Creepy

  • @lxshya3992
    @lxshya3992 5 років тому +3754

    0:22 translates to:
    "You should be sorry for your sins. They will finish you. You stand no chance against them. You will die by their hands. Now suffer"
    Here, 'they' are the creepy Teletubbies

  • @niladrichatterji9140
    @niladrichatterji9140 4 роки тому +4026

    0:21 It is Hindi
    It translates to
    "You will have suffer for your sins. They will destroy you. There is no chance left. You will be killed by them. Suffer."

    • @sarvajeeth.y6936
      @sarvajeeth.y6936 4 роки тому +49

      Ya

    • @djdeto7382
      @djdeto7382 4 роки тому +263

      It's horribly translated in the post tho

    • @cleansounds5143
      @cleansounds5143 4 роки тому +375

      @@mournintheif it's hindi hindu is a religion hindi is a language it's written in hindi

    • @NeilJoshua22
      @NeilJoshua22 4 роки тому +16

      Also niladri chatterji your translation is not on point at all you messed up the 3 last sentences

    • @angelshah9581
      @angelshah9581 3 роки тому +83

      @@mournintheif lol u r not clever u a fool

  • @amartya8028
    @amartya8028 5 років тому +1789

    The first one is actually in Hindi and it basically says that you will suffer for your sins and die at the hands of the lord.

    • @Chaotic4Neutral
      @Chaotic4Neutral 5 років тому +11

      Based

    • @hansolutely
      @hansolutely 5 років тому +42

      ok thanks, cool.

    • @NblNjml
      @NblNjml 5 років тому +66

      Thanks i hate it

    • @akshatpunia
      @akshatpunia 5 років тому +122

      Actually it's really bad hindi. So its probably a non English speaker who used Google translate.

    • @pranavflame
      @pranavflame 5 років тому +28

      You're right but *what's with the Teletubbies???* 0:22

  • @leoouyang6834
    @leoouyang6834 5 років тому +5305

    The hindi in the first statement with the cursed teletubbies reads:
    “You should feel remorse for your sins. They will destroy you. You will not stand a chance. They will have you in their hands. I express sincere regret.”

    • @DuedVI
      @DuedVI 5 років тому +131

      Cool.

    • @elang1802
      @elang1802 5 років тому +33

      :v

    • @redbean9410
      @redbean9410 5 років тому +451

      small correction. its not "they will have you in their hands" its "you will die by their hands"

    • @Little.Misfortune
      @Little.Misfortune 5 років тому +70

      uhm... *i’m scared*

    • @ZochMin
      @ZochMin 5 років тому +86

      Thanks now I’m more creeped out

  • @tabassumyasin7851
    @tabassumyasin7851 5 років тому +6737

    0:21 translates to:
    "You shall be in misery because of your sins. They will demolish you. You won't stand any chance against them. Your death will be in their hands. Misery."
    The grammar is kinda messed up but this is what it means overall.

    • @HavaNDay
      @HavaNDay 5 років тому +145

      Thank you

    • @HavaNDay
      @HavaNDay 5 років тому +97

      @@axnne7152 I believe it's Sanskrit, could be something else though

    • @jairajwanshi3281
      @jairajwanshi3281 5 років тому +368

      @@HavaNDay its hindi:) my mother tongue

    • @dragonballsuper9219
      @dragonballsuper9219 5 років тому +64

      Hindi

    • @dragonballsuper9219
      @dragonballsuper9219 5 років тому +127

      I may correct you ...you must atone yours sins. They will destroy you. The next line is wrong ..... . You will be killed by them(sins).

  • @lollololololololololol8116
    @lollololololololololol8116 3 роки тому +2906

    Marzia in the other room: hears "MY SALSA TASTE LIKE BALLSACK"

    • @pingunootson2291
      @pingunootson2291 3 роки тому +149

      She’s probably used to it by now.

    • @mnnptl
      @mnnptl 3 роки тому +57

      @@pingunootson2291 salsa ballsack or the shouting?

    • @bubski6981
      @bubski6981 3 роки тому +65

      @@mnnptl Why not both?

    • @neon-io6rw
      @neon-io6rw 3 роки тому +41

      @@pingunootson2291 bro wtf

    • @neon-io6rw
      @neon-io6rw 3 роки тому +10

      @@bubski6981 uhhhhhhh

  • @InsaneGamersPro
    @InsaneGamersPro 5 років тому +2547

    "Let's get real, this videos not getting monetize."
    *has ad on video*
    The council has blessed you

    • @unova3557
      @unova3557 5 років тому +7

      It even got on trending (The wrong trending, but still)

    • @kyromyx857
      @kyromyx857 5 років тому +1

      Yo could anyone help me by subscribing I’m trying to make a living and some money so if you could subscribe I’d appreciate it 🙏

    • @ZenoCrasher
      @ZenoCrasher 5 років тому +5

      My adblocker says otherwise

    • @weebrahim
      @weebrahim 5 років тому +4

      People can still get ads, and the money won't go to them

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 років тому

      lmaoo, i didnt get a single ad

  • @annamanteuffel2024
    @annamanteuffel2024 5 років тому +18317

    this entire video:
    “for legal reasons that’s a joke”

    • @intelxio
      @intelxio 5 років тому +45

      @Sharisha xD no

    • @alphagonist4748
      @alphagonist4748 5 років тому +10

      @Sharisha xD no

    • @sarcoono5551
      @sarcoono5551 5 років тому +35

      Have a good day or night wherever you are in this wonderful world!
      (Let's make it wonderful)

    • @3hoursago6secondsago3
      @3hoursago6secondsago3 5 років тому +3

      Tru

    • @cyallum
      @cyallum 5 років тому +37

      For serious yt moderators please dont kill me that's a joke

  • @lhaviland8602
    @lhaviland8602 5 років тому +6458

    Felix: Blurs the bad words but still says them out loud.
    UA-cam algorithm: "I am confuse."

  • @nueto8864
    @nueto8864 4 роки тому +2816

    5:59 this is where i got my profile pict.

  • @yashdhivar9829
    @yashdhivar9829 5 років тому +774

    0:22
    It translates to
    "You should regret for your sins. They will destroy you. You will not stand a chance. You will die in his hand. Regret..."

    • @1rudrakshsharma
      @1rudrakshsharma 5 років тому +27

      Hahah, it's in devnagri🚩😂

    • @blaiseyunforgotten795
      @blaiseyunforgotten795 5 років тому +72

      T series is really starting to become dark...

    • @rishi_1003
      @rishi_1003 5 років тому +68

      @@blaiseyunforgotten795 Lol, not every Indian thingy is T-Series.

    • @MuseEgg
      @MuseEgg 5 років тому +2

      Haha

    • @bhavikdarolia
      @bhavikdarolia 5 років тому +5

      it is actually funny lmao

  • @irrelevant1242
    @irrelevant1242 5 років тому +1129

    I’m thirty seconds in and 99% of the comments are about fricking a duck, I’m very scared to continue.

    • @Picalenn
      @Picalenn 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @slxsh596
      @slxsh596 5 років тому +2

      @Yusuf Ayhan that's kinda selfish and probably not true, so please stop

    • @kurjeoko7181
      @kurjeoko7181 5 років тому +2

      @Yusuf Ayhan i bet he will just buy a mirror

    • @thmadeym4556
      @thmadeym4556 5 років тому +2

      @Yusuf Ayhan really dude? This is how you want to be known as a UA-camr? You don't care about other people's opinions so just think of that

    • @egyptian_noob
      @egyptian_noob 5 років тому +3

      ThMadeYM what did he say, he deleted his comment cuz he’s prbly insecure or smth

  • @binarycode2124
    @binarycode2124 5 років тому +1452

    "lets get real this videos not getting monetized"
    Me: Acceptance is the first stage of recovery

  • @Bockscar76
    @Bockscar76 3 роки тому +275

    I guarantee that one of the posts at 1:47 says “switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading”

    • @treetiriteembo
      @treetiriteembo 3 роки тому +9

      'don't forget to put walls between you and the attacker!'

    • @themaster3305
      @themaster3305 3 роки тому +7

      ‘Moving unpredictably is a good one to confuse the enemy!’

    • @alessandrobelottidev
      @alessandrobelottidev 3 роки тому +2

      Ok but shut up

    • @Yiehh
      @Yiehh 3 роки тому +1

      @@alessandrobelottidev Ok but shut up

  • @sovietwoman455
    @sovietwoman455 5 років тому +5424

    Pewdiepie: *posts an egdy yet funny video*
    UA-cam: ”So, you chose death”

  • @PCAMY
    @PCAMY 5 років тому +2157

    The text is in Hindi and it literally means...
    “You must repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You stand no chance. You will die on his hand. Express sincere regret.”

    • @kapishsachdev0704
      @kapishsachdev0704 5 років тому +40

      Yep I'm Indian and I read too

    • @irfanraza3812
      @irfanraza3812 5 років тому +91

      But the hindi in that comment feels like it has been google translated.

    • @CyberRacer
      @CyberRacer 5 років тому +58

      Language of the t series

    • @Rise876
      @Rise876 5 років тому +11

      I imagined it to be more satanic.

    • @lumengentium2365
      @lumengentium2365 5 років тому

      HAHAHA LAMO

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +369

    THE COMMENTS MADE IN THIS VIDEO IS PURELY SARCASM OR HYPERBOLE, DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!*** PEW DIEPIE DOES NOT ENCOURAGE OR ENDORSE ANYTHING IN THIS VIDEO

    • @Jireninyourrecommendations
      @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +11

      why did I take the time to make this?

    • @tanyathorvilson
      @tanyathorvilson 5 років тому +10

      You just have did it for me...I was about to rewind to read it at the exact time I came across your comment.

    • @someguywithoutaname4053
      @someguywithoutaname4053 5 років тому

      @@Jireninyourrecommendations lmaoooooo

    • @joshn1678
      @joshn1678 5 років тому +6

      @@Jireninyourrecommendations thanks for doing it, because I kept wondering what it said lol.

    • @bozibalint
      @bozibalint 5 років тому

      A hero?

  • @raiden6428
    @raiden6428 4 роки тому +136

    "How do you sneak such a heavy book out of the library?"
    By "stealing" they mean people who checked it out with a card and never brought it back.

  • @jy_janx1313
    @jy_janx1313 5 років тому +1912

    “Humanity is just a mistake let’s be real here”- Felix 2019

    • @wiseknight6180
      @wiseknight6180 5 років тому +6

      Egg breathe

    • @jucie4024
      @jucie4024 5 років тому

      .- Gendo Ikari

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 5 років тому +2

      God is dead and humanity is a sickness.
      Here's hoping the next asteroid comes soon and liquifies us all into a boiling pool of lava

    • @ryankutylo1820
      @ryankutylo1820 5 років тому

      stop quoting ghandi bruh

    • @digdogg_
      @digdogg_ 5 років тому +1

      i mean, scientifically... he’s not wrong

  • @mr.fahrenheit4205
    @mr.fahrenheit4205 5 років тому +3289

    "and if I laughed, it was purely a gag reflex"
    i bet it was that ghost pp

  • @danishac3580
    @danishac3580 5 років тому +2264

    "smears PP juice"
    "in their pliplop"
    why am i dying at felix's self censors

    • @stephenwolfgangstout
      @stephenwolfgangstout 5 років тому +2

      because you have the humor of a toddler? it's meant to target his younger fanbase so he doesn't get targeted by media for the smallest inconveniences.

    • @ruanfenix
      @ruanfenix 5 років тому

      Mano R.N: please help on my channel thanks Mano R.N: ua-cam.com/video/vxhQpFqhnZ4/v-deo.html
      Música 8D se for humildade se inscreve e deixa o like

    • @itaachiii
      @itaachiii 5 років тому +65

      @@stephenwolfgangstout No its not you edgy cool alpha male.... It comes out really funny and ridiculously hilarious from him as he just makes these up.

    • @JAYREMYhlgs
      @JAYREMYhlgs 5 років тому

      Idk call a doctor

    • @stephenwolfgangstout
      @stephenwolfgangstout 5 років тому +2

      @@itaachiii right... We all have different senses of humor, if you find random words funny, then good on you, I'm not judging.

  • @hehe-hw9nw
    @hehe-hw9nw 4 роки тому +312

    At 0:21 it means "By the sins you have committed, you will suffer. He will destroy you. You will stand no chance. You will die in his hands. Suffer." Btw it's written in hindi

  • @phoebespencer5945
    @phoebespencer5945 5 років тому +2786

    My personal favourite
    “That lasagne looks crisp”
    “ *thats* *my* *child* ”

    • @iknowyoubetter2028
      @iknowyoubetter2028 5 років тому +5

      Phoebe Spencer 🍝

    • @ekk4674
      @ekk4674 4 роки тому +10

      @@iknowyoubetter2028 lasagna is singular lasagne is plural just so you know

    • @Eruerucamicaminono
      @Eruerucamicaminono 4 роки тому +1

      @@ekk4674 no it's not

    • @ekk4674
      @ekk4674 4 роки тому +7

      @@Eruerucamicaminono yes it is, I'm from italy...

    • @pixelotel
      @pixelotel 3 роки тому +1

      still edible

  • @anubhavvardhan5375
    @anubhavvardhan5375 5 років тому +304

    The first comment was actually in hindi and it says
    "You will pay for your sins. They will destroy you. You have no chance. You will die on his hand. Feel remorse."

    • @Skoopers
      @Skoopers 5 років тому +19

      Thank you I was looking for a comment like urs

    • @smilefenn4813
      @smilefenn4813 5 років тому +7

      lol why tho I wonder what happened to the dude who sent the message saying hi

    • @ryanfadh
      @ryanfadh 5 років тому +3

      Thanks

    • @gagannnnn
      @gagannnnn 5 років тому +4

      Bruh I thought someone said that to pewds in comments, dissappointed as sson as I saw the video :|

    • @Aizen7x7
      @Aizen7x7 5 років тому +3

      Chacha vidhayak hai hamara

  • @Travelwithnicolas
    @Travelwithnicolas 5 років тому +1767

    “Humanity was a Mistake”
    - Pewdiepie 2019

    • @maximilianschaak7555
      @maximilianschaak7555 5 років тому +2

      Cant take that for real cuz in the same video he told us that he'd frick a duck

    • @Wulk
      @Wulk 5 років тому

      Agree

    • @MessiMagic5000
      @MessiMagic5000 5 років тому +7

      @Dislike Challenge No it isn't it's shit

    • @-cutie-9816
      @-cutie-9816 5 років тому

      I mean, it's true

    • @robgabmac
      @robgabmac 5 років тому

      I smell a new meme template coming

  • @cannabutterbeats3837
    @cannabutterbeats3837 3 роки тому +45

    This is one of pewdiepies best videos. I pray he does more of edgy ones

  • @yubi-kun958
    @yubi-kun958 5 років тому +6883

    *I like how blurred words are Completely readable.*

    • @IzukuMidoriya-wy6be
      @IzukuMidoriya-wy6be 5 років тому +41

      True 😂

    • @Ay_Dey
      @Ay_Dey 5 років тому +108

      And youtube still accepts them

    • @gogaming1045
      @gogaming1045 5 років тому +9

      ua-cam.com/video/kknJtuFGkXw/v-deo.html

    • @cinnabun2498
      @cinnabun2498 5 років тому +103

      Go Gaming stop sending links to get people to view your video

    • @sahramahamed8010
      @sahramahamed8010 5 років тому +5

      420 likes lol

  • @devrajsinghsandhu8313
    @devrajsinghsandhu8313 4 роки тому +5067

    0:23
    It is hindi. It says-
    *"You should atone for your sins. These will obliterate you. You have left no stone unturned. You will die at their hands. Suffer."*
    You're welcome.

    • @robertwilliams6045
      @robertwilliams6045 4 роки тому +92

      Why would they tell that to the number guy though

    • @jayantabhattarai9931
      @jayantabhattarai9931 4 роки тому +45

      Just added some hard words bakchd

    • @anuj8825
      @anuj8825 4 роки тому +62

      Pachhtana is regret . not suffer

    • @debew
      @debew 4 роки тому +27

      @@anuj8825 actually that means both

    • @Jo-MM
      @Jo-MM 4 роки тому +8

      Why use Google Translate

  • @CK-801
    @CK-801 4 роки тому +6336

    I really like felix's queen Elizabeth voice

    • @laythsc4973
      @laythsc4973 4 роки тому +15

      Andrew Aguinaga ?

    • @smcsvlogs
      @smcsvlogs 4 роки тому +14

      Andrew Aguinaga what does this mean

    • @markelnoah9210
      @markelnoah9210 4 роки тому +4

      @@laythsc4973 it means

    • @hajrahsultan6660
      @hajrahsultan6660 4 роки тому +16

      Thats probably because it actually is her voice...

    • @jobu7916
      @jobu7916 4 роки тому +5

      Saw this while watching that one. Lol

  • @joshknorr6683
    @joshknorr6683 3 роки тому +291

    I, however, condone every single one of these jokes, and laughed very much.

  • @idotrocket5584
    @idotrocket5584 5 років тому +2207

    “Actual superheroes”
    “They killed my dad”
    Pewdiepie: Laughs like a maniac

  • @DrMeme-mw8zm
    @DrMeme-mw8zm 5 років тому +2296

    "I'd Frick a duck"
    - Pewdiepie 2019

    • @cruelangel_94
      @cruelangel_94 5 років тому +6

      Never forget.

    • @LYN4X
      @LYN4X 5 років тому +9

      FEIGI

    • @thedepressedbird8720
      @thedepressedbird8720 5 років тому +3

      Should I be as high as that duck would fly?

    • @dreamsbaby646
      @dreamsbaby646 5 років тому +2

      It's also effective to get 2 woman to love you.

    • @InfiniteDarkMass
      @InfiniteDarkMass 5 років тому +1

      NOT followed by a "the comments made..." disclaimer. = )

  • @algabriel8064
    @algabriel8064 5 років тому +2781

    "I'd freak a duck"
    Creeper: *sad hissing noises*

  • @rohitsahu3551
    @rohitsahu3551 3 роки тому +664

    Pewdiepie: puts hindi comment on his thumbnail
    Video: STONKS 📈

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +1279

    Felix: I'd frick a duck
    Dolan: *sweating intensifies*
    Grandayy: *laughs evilly*

    • @uzire
      @uzire 5 років тому

      LOL

    • @deadmanself
      @deadmanself 5 років тому

      extra oof

    • @uzire
      @uzire 5 років тому +1

      i'd love to see that

    • @deadmanself
      @deadmanself 5 років тому +2

      @Alina Way No

    • @sock6373
      @sock6373 5 років тому

      I made a crappy song on it I'll put more effort on it if it gets more likes

  • @powertalesanspowertalefris396
    @powertalesanspowertalefris396 5 років тому +2714

    Before:
    "I'd frick a creeper"
    Now:
    "I'd frick a duck"

    • @mercytechs
      @mercytechs 5 років тому +8

      or a sheep

    • @zekrinealfa1113
      @zekrinealfa1113 5 років тому +20

      Swedish man's sex life plummets after marriage so hard he starts to fantasize fictional characters and animals.

    • @paoosorio9997
      @paoosorio9997 5 років тому +7

      "And I'll blow a ghost"

    • @sandratheriault6118
      @sandratheriault6118 5 років тому +4

      Untitled duck has join the chat

    • @evagibson800
      @evagibson800 5 років тому

      Feigi?

  • @TThief
    @TThief 5 років тому +1318

    “They killed my dad”
    Felix: HAAAA
    Vox: we got him

    • @syedibrahim3066
      @syedibrahim3066 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @chescarino
      @chescarino 5 років тому +5

      this will be the topic of the next apology video!

    • @xffast2790
      @xffast2790 5 років тому +2

      If swearing is immature then why is it considered “adult language”

    • @TThief
      @TThief 5 років тому

      XF Fast you just copied the top comment lol

    • @gogopoktu9504
      @gogopoktu9504 5 років тому

      No.

  • @chandlerbing2820
    @chandlerbing2820 3 роки тому +8

    I love the way pewds is saying stop and he kept going. This is the best vid

  • @breeburgess3698
    @breeburgess3698 5 років тому +2896

    “Danny DeVito Will die in your lifetime”
    “Not if I-“
    ADVERTISMENT

    • @midgeon_3673
      @midgeon_3673 5 років тому +35

      monetized

    • @polarbear219gaming2
      @polarbear219gaming2 5 років тому +4

      Kills ad
      The ad Did u uno reverse card me

    • @Deedoo_r
      @Deedoo_r 5 років тому +4

      What was the ad

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 5 років тому

      Danny DeVito he is my heeero

    • @Yo-ns3rt
      @Yo-ns3rt 5 років тому

      That’s how mafia works btw

  • @joshuawazny1523
    @joshuawazny1523 5 років тому +366

    Imagine scrolling down and seeing: "Comments have been disabled."

    • @Kal6933
      @Kal6933 5 років тому +10

      Alina May is a reason why comments would be disabled lol

    • @whatthedogdoin5591
      @whatthedogdoin5591 5 років тому +1

      Alina May Go to hecc

    • @rugger8787
      @rugger8787 5 років тому +1

      Alina May giving up self hope is not what im interested in

    • @thejellybeangamer3284
      @thejellybeangamer3284 5 років тому +1

      Alina May remember when that actually happened 😭

    • @Hobo_Elf
      @Hobo_Elf 5 років тому

      Yusuf Ayhan Good advertisement to your channel 👍🏻

  • @Aztec2040
    @Aztec2040 5 місяців тому +2

    Miss this yt era 😢 love ur vid pewds

  • @flickxpe3690
    @flickxpe3690 5 років тому +2774

    I feel sorry for this dude cause if he does one stupid thing then the media will go crazy

    • @MrFlexNC
      @MrFlexNC 5 років тому +62

      He doesnt seem to care considering this vid

    • @YoungAsznee
      @YoungAsznee 5 років тому +25

      He's a multimillionaire and freshly married a beautiful girl. How can you be sorry for someone like that?

    • @lemonaid8272
      @lemonaid8272 5 років тому +58

      The media is full of dummies. I support pewds n he said he does not endorse anything in the vid. He should be good👍

    • @salmanahmed3071
      @salmanahmed3071 5 років тому +47

      the media goes crazy even if he doesnt do anything so like

    • @PawanTanaySingh
      @PawanTanaySingh 5 років тому

      @@lemonaid8272 true dat

  • @MudkepHome
    @MudkepHome 5 років тому +696

    This video in a nutshell...
    Felix: STOP!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!!
    Also Felix: *Keeps on going*

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 5 років тому +855

    "MY SALSA. MY SALSA TAST'A BALLSACK!"
    This abberation deserves to be one of his top viewed videos.

  • @arthurfigueiredo5451
    @arthurfigueiredo5451 4 роки тому +82

    "MY SALSA TAST'A BALLSACK!?"
    -Pewdiepie.

  • @OkOk-tu3gc
    @OkOk-tu3gc 5 років тому +804

    Pewdiepie: *Shows edgy humor*
    The Media: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

    • @tz.iii17
      @tz.iii17 5 років тому +1

      Kid: drowning in chocolate
      Your kind: *dancing*

  • @hemarana4195
    @hemarana4195 5 років тому +676

    0:22
    Translation: “You should feel guilty for your sins. They will destroy you. You don’t stand a chance. You will die by his hands. Regret it.”
    It seems like it has been google translated, since a line and two don’t really make sense, so I converted the literal translation to its actual meaning. You’re welcome.

    • @galaxc8462
      @galaxc8462 5 років тому +20

      Thank u, I have seen so much people just translating it from Google thinking we are small brain to not notice the Grammer mistakes.

    • @lillietracy8737
      @lillietracy8737 5 років тому +1

      That's creeper

    • @sumbul1538
      @sumbul1538 5 років тому +1

      Yes i speak hindi aswell. It seems they have translated it from google translate as you said.

    • @enderredacted112
      @enderredacted112 5 років тому

      Little wrong.

    • @adityapadval4756
      @adityapadval4756 5 років тому +3

      Ya that's what I was thinking Hindi hoke kuch samaj nhi raha tha

  • @sleepinginmoss
    @sleepinginmoss 5 років тому +1991

    Pewds: "I'd frick a duck"
    Cancel culture: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

    • @sock6373
      @sock6373 5 років тому

      Watch my video it's a song version of it also please post it on his sub reddit

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces 2 роки тому +2

      @NMRIH is a great Source mod - blessed by Cory's lip You agan.

  • @bbcat-3972
    @bbcat-3972 3 роки тому +10

    This is one of those rare videos where I was wheezing from laughter, and then I came back after a couple months and repeated

  • @justinbell9558
    @justinbell9558 5 років тому +2111

    “My salsa taste like ballsack! Help!”
    Best quote of 2019.

    • @annaway3910
      @annaway3910 5 років тому +1

      ☬ ☬ C h e c k  m y  núde ☬ ☬

    • @aliabbani2974
      @aliabbani2974 5 років тому +1

      Yusuf Ayhan how long have you been begging for views? I’ve seen you begging for as long as I can remember, get a life you punk

    • @MaasjeMaster
      @MaasjeMaster 5 років тому +3

      Hijelp

    • @gabkimes6188
      @gabkimes6188 5 років тому

      I love the tast of ballsack

    • @hasoobisgaming2220
      @hasoobisgaming2220 5 років тому +1

      True

  • @mr.bluependant1871
    @mr.bluependant1871 5 років тому +618

    It is honestly sad that we’ve gotten to the point where Felix has to insert a disclaimer after ANYTHING edgy.

    • @ryreyraph
      @ryreyraph 5 років тому +42

      @Anna May I checked it. Your pliplop's too dangley

    • @rishi_1003
      @rishi_1003 5 років тому +1

      @Anna May No Begone.

    • @nicorobin8761
      @nicorobin8761 5 років тому +10

      It's hard for him because Felix has edgy humor. He always has but being politically correct is more important to him nowadays. I don't blame him though, he has a family and just wants to enjoy life. Before if he got into any controversies it was just him, but now he has to think about Marzia too.

    • @gothstitchedupdoll1350
      @gothstitchedupdoll1350 5 років тому

      new videos onc ncellel

  • @ahmetozturk9227
    @ahmetozturk9227 5 років тому +581

    "The comments made in this video is purely sarcasm or hyperbole, do not take him seriously."
    in case the media reads the comments

    • @caniscerulean
      @caniscerulean 5 років тому +3

      Why would they ever do that? They don't want to know what actual people think!

    • @zurihodgins9035
      @zurihodgins9035 5 років тому

      Thank you

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 5 років тому +3

      Man the media always gets infected with the cursed r/W-to-the-quadruple-O-to-the-S-H

    • @Ausbals
      @Ausbals 5 років тому

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 r/woooosh noob ha gottem

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 5 років тому

      @@Ausbals answering my hint 👍
      Calling me a noob 🖕
      Context goes either way so... Err... Does expecting both or more appropriate things counteract the r/woooosh like r/youfellforitfool gets countered with r/tooweaktooweak (hinjaku hinjaku)???

  • @gravitydefyingpineapple9915
    @gravitydefyingpineapple9915 4 роки тому +34

    Pewds:"i have a bad feeling about this video"
    Also pewds: *proceeds to upload it

  • @sirjeffersREBEL
    @sirjeffersREBEL 5 років тому +1165

    "Humanity was a mistake. Let's just be real here."
    -PewDiePie 2019

  • @someney
    @someney 5 років тому +621

    Every single video of Pewds is on trending for gaming since the day he started the Minecraft series

    • @leecrotty658
      @leecrotty658 5 років тому

      That’s good for business

    • @eman6784
      @eman6784 5 років тому +4

      Something’s up with youtube, they are noticing pewds now

    • @karinacat8536
      @karinacat8536 5 років тому

      𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖈𝖐 𝖒𝖞 𝖓𝖚𝖉𝖊 ☞😳 qs

  • @watersheep9722
    @watersheep9722 5 років тому +2455

    I decided to put my favorite quotes all together:
    *”I’d frick a duck”*
    *”for legal reasons that’s a joke”*
    *”my salsa taste a ballsack”*

    • @sock6373
      @sock6373 5 років тому +2

      Watch my video it's a song version of it also please post it on his sub reddit

    • @chriscarguy
      @chriscarguy 5 років тому +6

      Water Sheep also. “I walked my dog 5 miles today... I ran over 5 miles today”

    • @deadmanself
      @deadmanself 5 років тому +2

      Water Sheep i made a dog name nigga and died on lava in minecraft

    • @farrahhussain5288
      @farrahhussain5288 5 років тому +1

      @@xtentacioncy3513 omg you watch pewdiepie

    • @goblin3633
      @goblin3633 5 років тому +2

      @@farrahhussain5288 that's not the real lil nas lol, he would probably have the check if he was the real one.

  • @bentleywalker-broose2762
    @bentleywalker-broose2762 Рік тому +4

    Hearing those barks at the end brings me great sorrow.... we love you and miss you Maya.

  • @MysticalMangoMan
    @MysticalMangoMan 5 років тому +1680

    Pewds' titles : contains "I'm Sorry"
    9 year olds: "Ah shit here we go again"

  • @brendanjrice7307
    @brendanjrice7307 5 років тому +2646

    Pewdiepie: I’m not getting mone-
    Ad: *now this looks like a job for me*

    • @kevinhowe543
      @kevinhowe543 5 років тому +22

      Ad: So everybody- Just please watch me!

    • @AK6ix9ine
      @AK6ix9ine 5 років тому +5

      Ad: cz it feels so broke, without me

    • @TheMetalTempestYT
      @TheMetalTempestYT 5 років тому

      @@AK6ix9ine feels so empty without me lol

    • @acolyte9716
      @acolyte9716 5 років тому +2

      666th like

    • @shrek-chan3492
      @shrek-chan3492 5 років тому

      I love this comment and the replies

  • @awookie2929
    @awookie2929 5 років тому +835

    "Being kissed in your sleep is.. like.. the purest form of love"
    "I am something of a romantic myself" - Bill Cosby

  • @gonzalezzzzzzzzlee
    @gonzalezzzzzzzzlee 3 роки тому +3

    Finally one of pewds vids in my recommendation

  • @strawb3rry_jam
    @strawb3rry_jam 5 років тому +2019

    Me: What if pewdiepie could make a joke without getting hated on?
    Media: *NO*

  • @michaelmormando1911
    @michaelmormando1911 5 років тому +2411

    Pewdiepie: *gets balls in salsa*
    Pewdiepie: * turns into mario*

  • @ladychoide
    @ladychoide 5 років тому +659

    Felix: "probably made someone yawn doing that"
    Me, mid yawn: *°-°*

    • @ash-fc2fw
      @ash-fc2fw 5 років тому +21

      this comment made me yawn •~•

    • @chris_maxey2282
      @chris_maxey2282 5 років тому +8

      the comment that said this comment mad me yawn made me yawn

    • @davidwarren29
      @davidwarren29 5 років тому +1

      Lol same

    • @MDHUSSAIN-li6pm
      @MDHUSSAIN-li6pm 5 років тому +1

      Space Oddity that expression 😂
      •-•

    • @peepeepoopoo9251
      @peepeepoopoo9251 5 років тому

      Space Oddity Why you no subscribed to PewDiePie

  • @ikej1200
    @ikej1200 4 роки тому +8

    I like how you can clearly tell what the blurred words say. Nice job editor.

    • @manhax4779
      @manhax4779 3 місяці тому +2

      It's been 4 years, hope you are doing good now.

  • @goodpools
    @goodpools 4 роки тому +5552

    0:55 well this didn’t age well

  • @taarinijohri9897
    @taarinijohri9897 5 років тому +1153

    The first message is in Hindi xD so funny loooool it says:
    "You should atone for your sins. They will destroy you. You don't stand a chance. You will die at their hands. Suffer."
    Wtf m8
    XDDDDD

    • @crusaderadonis9370
      @crusaderadonis9370 5 років тому +68

      If teletubbies was produced by Ekta Kapoor.
      *Dramatic cut intensifies*

    • @redsnackthenotsocoherent1344
      @redsnackthenotsocoherent1344 5 років тому +47

      Thanks for translating and sharing

    • @natalialecce7111
      @natalialecce7111 5 років тому +19

      Thank you! I really wanted to know what it meant!

    • @6xadow995
      @6xadow995 5 років тому +3

      I can read Hindi a little bit. But I understand almost everything.

    • @roboknightt04
      @roboknightt04 5 років тому +1

      I dont wanna be killed by teletubbies

  • @tumors1670
    @tumors1670 4 роки тому +814

    Being kissed when asleep is one of purest form of love
    My sleep paralysis demon:
    Aww so cute

    • @etlttc353
      @etlttc353 4 роки тому +12

      Licking the sweats of primal fear isn't a kiss

    • @vwerlg9954
      @vwerlg9954 4 роки тому +14

      my sleep paralysis always split my legs so he can put his special meat from other dimensions 😤😔

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 4 роки тому +11

      @@vwerlg9954 😶

    • @nyank0
      @nyank0 4 роки тому +5

      @@vwerlg9954 😶

    • @sagar_1019
      @sagar_1019 4 роки тому +7

      @@vwerlg9954 r/cursed comments

  • @starsheepgaming33
    @starsheepgaming33 2 роки тому +3

    0:21 Translation:
    "You must repent for your sins.
    They will destroy you.
    You stand no chance.
    You will die at his hand.
    Repent."
    Translated from Hindi

  • @therussiancat1751
    @therussiancat1751 5 років тому +417

    School loading screen tips:
    Move up ground as the enemy is reloading

  • @leytonv.3269
    @leytonv.3269 5 років тому +7919

    Pewds: “I’d frick a duck”
    True fans remember when he used to hate ducks...

  • @soumilgupta2257
    @soumilgupta2257 3 роки тому +11

    the thing's translation- you should pay for your sins, they will destroy you, You have no chance(idk it's not a proper sentence), you will die by his hand(literally translated on his hand), Be scared/ suffer. I was rewatching old videos and couldn't find a translation so here it is

  • @Zany_Zim
    @Zany_Zim 5 років тому +264

    4:29, that's some damn fine editing. I can't read a thing.

    • @wintersnflake
      @wintersnflake 5 років тому +4

      ikr, the editing is totally perfect

    • @pu374
      @pu374 5 років тому +7

      It's so he doesn't get demonitized not so we can't read it

    • @Aym4n-
      @Aym4n- 5 років тому

      axton well some of them

    • @Zany_Zim
      @Zany_Zim 5 років тому

      @Yusuf Ayhan terrible parenting

  • @averybelle1301
    @averybelle1301 5 років тому +1101

    UA-cam: “Number One Trending For Gaming”
    Gaming.
    *Gaming*

    • @chad8251
      @chad8251 5 років тому +7

      youtube algorithm he is a gamer so his trending would be on gaming even when he does something else and thats why it is trending

    • @randomlyrandom129
      @randomlyrandom129 5 років тому

      It is number 4

    • @yjako
      @yjako 5 років тому +3

      G A M I N G

    • @Whosari21
      @Whosari21 5 років тому

      Its nr. 22 now...

    • @imthesins
      @imthesins 5 років тому

      Ignore my name

  • @JohnnyL69
    @JohnnyL69 5 років тому +442

    "I'm half Italian now."
    -Felix, 2019

    • @superhusky6860
      @superhusky6860 5 років тому +3

      poods

    • @castedshadow7576
      @castedshadow7576 5 років тому +2

      fEliX 2019

    • @sarcoono5551
      @sarcoono5551 5 років тому +2

      Have a good day or night wherever you are in this wonderful world!
      (Let's make it wonderful)

  • @vascovereau2739
    @vascovereau2739 3 роки тому +10

    4:17 i reed that and i just remember, "re do of healer"

  • @fepotato8916
    @fepotato8916 5 років тому +844

    *"Now I know why Thanos wanted to clear 50% of all human creatures."*

    • @GenXcaptain
      @GenXcaptain 5 років тому +23

      So that he would have a less difficult time choosing which children to kidnap

    • @TorchMonke
      @TorchMonke 5 років тому +14

      I’m gonna say it
      r/cursedcomments

    • @justagamer5517
      @justagamer5517 5 років тому +4

      Lol ended up clearing 50% creature from all galaxy

    • @SwordGuy17
      @SwordGuy17 5 років тому +2

      "human creatures" lol

    • @TonyHill2335
      @TonyHill2335 5 років тому +1

      justagamer5 5 that was the plan

  • @Nytxite
    @Nytxite 5 років тому +361

    "I'd frick a duck"
    *PartyInTheBackyard breathes heavily*

    • @LawyerS_YT
      @LawyerS_YT 5 років тому +1

      LMAO

    • @StrangerHappened
      @StrangerHappened 5 років тому +1

      *Quackity breathes not lighter.*

    • @sarcoono5551
      @sarcoono5551 5 років тому +2

      Have a good day or night wherever you are in this wonderful world!
      (let's make it wonderful)

    • @Aleula
      @Aleula 5 років тому +1

      Marzia: Am I a joke to you?

    • @ammonphipps9333
      @ammonphipps9333 5 років тому

      Blip blop

  • @yeetdude887
    @yeetdude887 5 років тому +917

    "MY SALSA TASTE A BALL SACK" - Pewdiepie, 2019

    • @maki9034
      @maki9034 5 років тому +8

      I couldn’t stop laughing at that bit

    • @gascloudz3894
      @gascloudz3894 5 років тому +1

      420 likes 🤟🏽

    • @Acruxia
      @Acruxia 5 років тому +1

      Bruh, there's some dumbass article about this joke. Clearly someone was offended from that

    • @gothstitchedupdoll1350
      @gothstitchedupdoll1350 5 років тому

      nenw cnndeeel

    • @d_y_n_a_m_o
      @d_y_n_a_m_o 5 років тому

      The meaning: "My salsa is licking a ball sack..."

  • @mmfrru
    @mmfrru 3 роки тому +17

    “probably made people yawn by doing that”
    me: *sneezes*

    • @manhax4779
      @manhax4779 3 місяці тому

      It's been 3 years, hope you are doing good now.

  • @SlimeBarfo
    @SlimeBarfo 5 років тому +1586

    Felix: “These aren’t funny”
    Also Felix: *INTENSE* *LAUGHTER*

  • @nosummernocry
    @nosummernocry 5 років тому +292

    pewdiepie this whole video: "for legal reasons that's a joke"

  • @squee-z6442
    @squee-z6442 5 років тому +583

    My favorite line from Felix: "Humanity was just a mistake, lets be real."

  • @jaredflores4411
    @jaredflores4411 4 роки тому +113

    0:54 I like how he read from right to left, such a generic anime geek

    • @raindoset5408
      @raindoset5408 3 роки тому +2

      It sounds like reading arabic

    • @ItsNicolau
      @ItsNicolau 3 роки тому +5

      He read it right. In comics, when messages are at different heights, you read top to bottom first. And when the balloons are at the same level it's left to right

  • @helved807
    @helved807 5 років тому +1035

    not taking any risks: Pewdiepie does not endorse *Anything* in this video

    • @uncay2769
      @uncay2769 5 років тому +9

      i swear internet news pages will talk about this video😂😂😂

    • @ghxulish
      @ghxulish 5 років тому

      CaR_ B0I ISS FAXX

    • @XxThemanwhoisxX
      @XxThemanwhoisxX 5 років тому

      @@theadventuresofrb1697 www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/comments/danvib/i_just_really_enjoyed_201617_okay/

  • @Nathan-px2zj
    @Nathan-px2zj 5 років тому +327

    "Humanity was a mistake." - PewDiePie
    Can I please use this as my senior quote this is the truest quote ever.

    • @OriginalSpectorius
      @OriginalSpectorius 5 років тому +16

      Many people said that, use the full one "Humanity was a mistake, let's just get real here" -PewDiePie 2019

  • @elliottday7912
    @elliottday7912 5 років тому +2574

    “Being kissed in your sleep is on of the purest forms of love”
    Dementors: Am I a joke to you?

  • @lavenderteawitch
    @lavenderteawitch 3 роки тому +18

    It gets worse when you remember Link is usually 17 or younger

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 5 років тому +914

    Felix: "I'd frick a duck."
    Creeper: "Are you challenging me?"

    • @babycarrotbetweenlegs9751
      @babycarrotbetweenlegs9751 5 років тому +3

      😌😌😌😌😌

    • @gloomsouls
      @gloomsouls 5 років тому +3

      Don't really get it but I'll give ya a like anyway

    • @KewlKatCutie
      @KewlKatCutie 5 років тому

      @@gloomsouls original joke was I'd frick a creeper

    • @flyon8368
      @flyon8368 5 років тому +1

      what happen if felix frick the creeper too..
      *but in the offline video so everyone dunno what his doin*

    • @owhueee2737
      @owhueee2737 5 років тому +1

      Congrats with 7000@@babycarrotbetweenlegs9751 , your chanell one of 10 chanells i have subed,pewds too☝️😊

  • @btnoz1916
    @btnoz1916 5 років тому +2178

    Its so sad. He has to say he doesn’t condone these jokes. They are funny.

  • @elizas7692
    @elizas7692 5 років тому +2615

    “I’d frick a duck”-pewdiepie 2019. Not even concerned.
    Edit: are y’all ok? It’s been 50 minuets and it had 2.6k . Now * this * I’m concerned about.

    • @sodthisall
      @sodthisall 5 років тому +8

      Needs to be a new PartyInTheBackround song

    • @robincoso4656
      @robincoso4656 5 років тому +3

      Do you guys remember all the story about Shane Dawson f ing his cat?

    • @StarDolph1n
      @StarDolph1n 5 років тому +3

      *Dolan Dark starts sweating*

    • @stellaseong992
      @stellaseong992 5 років тому

      1:30 for anyone who wants it :)

    • @tuahuh3252
      @tuahuh3252 5 років тому

      It's the new trend

  • @somesortacatperson5492
    @somesortacatperson5492 3 роки тому +6

    2:47
    I would be confused because I don't keep adults in my fridge,
    I keep kids in my attic

  • @gutsontrees
    @gutsontrees 5 років тому +4835

    Pewds during the whole video:
    *for legal reasons that’s a joke*

    • @karishma6374
      @karishma6374 5 років тому +7

      Underrated

    • @darkshadows3972
      @darkshadows3972 5 років тому +2

      Rewertis lol that is so true

    • @aloisschicklgruber320
      @aloisschicklgruber320 5 років тому +8

      2019, you cant be funny.
      Cant wait for 2020

    • @hyrium
      @hyrium 5 років тому +9

      for legal reasons that’s a joke
      for legal reasons that’s a joke
      for serious Indian mafia please dont kill me that's a joke

    • @TurboEscobar-f2w
      @TurboEscobar-f2w 5 років тому

      Haha ur cursed u have 999 likes

  • @SpectralUmbreon197
    @SpectralUmbreon197 5 років тому +172

    "Humanity was a mistake"
    - Felix, 2019

  • @lennonunre286
    @lennonunre286 5 років тому +340

    It is just so soothing to see pewds watching memes and laughing himself, at the same time making us laugh too

    • @frobsonsdesenhos
      @frobsonsdesenhos 5 років тому

      @Alyssa Cat go away

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 5 років тому

      @Alyssa Cat Translation: "Check mch nudjes"

    • @shalonen8259
      @shalonen8259 5 років тому +1

      This was what I need. My day was horrible, now im happy

    • @roomijsjeeee
      @roomijsjeeee 5 років тому +1

      Alyssa Cat go eat shit please

  • @yooowassup3468
    @yooowassup3468 4 роки тому +20

    The way he blurred those curse words killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobpineiro4863
    @jacobpineiro4863 5 років тому +122

    Me: ugh I’m bored.....
    UA-cam: “cursed comments”

  • @DovahKhaleesi
    @DovahKhaleesi 5 років тому +250

    pewdiepie: I'm done apologizing
    also pewdiepie: apologizes for laughing at funny and arguably harmless comments
    really enjoyed the video, would like more