The 2021 Cadillac Escalade Is a $100,000 Ultra-Luxury SUV with Crazy Features

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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    The 2021 Cadillac Escalade is the latest version of an iconic luxury SUV. Today I'm reviewing the 2021 Cadillac Escalade Platinum, and I'm going to show you all the quirks and features of the newest luxury SUV -- and then I'll drive the 2021 Escalade and let you know what it's like on the road.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @DougDeMuro
    @DougDeMuro  4 роки тому +5212

    I'm really proud of this video. I know it's long, but this new Escalade has a LOT of new, crazy features -- and I did my best to demonstrate every single thing. Enjoy!

  • @Aron-ru5zk
    @Aron-ru5zk 4 роки тому +2297

    No one:
    Rich suburban dads:
    *THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING*

    • @Ben-lr2jj
      @Ben-lr2jj 4 роки тому +77

      I wish this wasn’t true

    • @Ju5-I-S0m36UY
      @Ju5-I-S0m36UY 4 роки тому +181

      I wanna be a rich suburban dad just so I can do that

    • @bosh6604
      @bosh6604 4 роки тому +6

      @@Ben-lr2jj
      i lile that its true

    • @paradisehills0120
      @paradisehills0120 4 роки тому +7

      My dad

    • @lfdbp21
      @lfdbp21 4 роки тому +16

      I read it with Andy's voice from The Office

  • @spaceman9913
    @spaceman9913 4 роки тому +2594

    driver: *tells backseat passengers to shut up with convo enhancement*
    them: *yells louder*
    driver: *uSeS eLeCtRiC sEaT FoLdiNg FeAtUre*

    • @PotatoCat
      @PotatoCat 4 роки тому +38

      😂

    • @parkergray5346
      @parkergray5346 4 роки тому +61

      This comment is SUPER underrated.

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 роки тому +27

      Lyft drivers in a nutshell

    • @phillipbaggio7915
      @phillipbaggio7915 4 роки тому +66

      DON'T MAKE ME BONE-CRUSH YOU GUYS INTO THE SEATS AGAIN!!!!!!

    • @neoqueto
      @neoqueto 4 роки тому +43

      them: **screaming in agony**

  • @delbroox
    @delbroox 4 роки тому +789

    Doug is the type of guy to make "Doug is the type of guy" memes in his videos

    • @act5312
      @act5312 4 роки тому +11

      I was gonna post this, haven't even finished the video yet but needed to come see if it was already done.

    • @delbroox
      @delbroox 4 роки тому +1

      @@act5312 haha yes this was an easy one

    • @BlendedFamilyMan
      @BlendedFamilyMan 4 роки тому +1

      And fix the grammar while he's at it.

    • @jarnosaarinen4583
      @jarnosaarinen4583 4 роки тому +1

      FFS

    • @alexshkurin5213
      @alexshkurin5213 4 роки тому +1

      12:53

  • @Meeper2
    @Meeper2 4 роки тому +310

    The arrows in the augmented reality gave me the same vibes as the glowing arrows in Need For Speed Underground

    • @trentdavis404
      @trentdavis404 3 роки тому +4

      Dude i just thought about thus cool idea what if that kind of technology got implement into the windshield

    • @rolux4853
      @rolux4853 3 роки тому +15

      @@trentdavis404 Volkswagen has developed an augmented reality Heads up display, it will be released this year I think.
      It projects the arrows on the windshield in a way that they look they are down on the road.
      Looks a little bit like the perfect line in racing games like Forza.

    • @martysherron6498
      @martysherron6498 3 роки тому

      @@rolux4853 And that very well may be the end of me having a drivers license...

    • @rokky9162
      @rokky9162 3 роки тому

      yeah , its also there in the new c class

  • @horizon6552
    @horizon6552 4 роки тому +1013

    Doug the type of guy to enhance his conversation when he's the only one in the car

    • @timkinley1779
      @timkinley1779 4 роки тому +3

      Samie is the type of guy that thinks anybody gives a f@ck what his simple minded low effort comments relate to value of adult attention.

    • @justarandomperson5345
      @justarandomperson5345 4 роки тому +44

      @@timkinley1779 I see you're dissing all the Doug the type of guy jokes

    • @hahaha-mj7oe
      @hahaha-mj7oe 4 роки тому +14

      @@timkinley1779 it’s not that serious

    • @timkinley1779
      @timkinley1779 4 роки тому

      @@justarandomperson5345 try and be original. That shit played out awhile back. Sorry. Random the type of guy that thinks.... who gives a fuc*

    • @justarandomperson5345
      @justarandomperson5345 4 роки тому +45

      @@timkinley1779 the type of guy to get triggered over a comment

  • @SILVERSPADES
    @SILVERSPADES 4 роки тому +3698

    Who else loves how Dougs video feel down to earth and low budget? Makes it more authentic and fun to watch

    • @Lovin_NY93
      @Lovin_NY93 4 роки тому +187

      That's what makes a good UA-cam channel. Feels homemade

    • @trollashnikovavtomat
      @trollashnikovavtomat 4 роки тому +56

      @@Lovin_NY93 you mean the fact that hes too cheap to invest in better production? or the fact that he just spews bs that contradicts himself sometimes in literally succeeding videos LOL

    • @trollashnikovavtomat
      @trollashnikovavtomat 4 роки тому +19

      feels cheap and wack

    • @bonzobonanza
      @bonzobonanza 4 роки тому +111

      That is what I love about Doug. His videos are simple, yet straight to the point.

    • @trollashnikovavtomat
      @trollashnikovavtomat 4 роки тому +18

      @@bonzobonanza except he wanders around and bullshtis about stuff he doesnt know half the time

  • @abdullahusman4056
    @abdullahusman4056 4 роки тому +1437

    Dude has 4 million subscribers but still no cameraman, hats off to you dude. some real dedication there.

    • @martymcfly9582
      @martymcfly9582 4 роки тому +149

      A cameraman has to be paid... if I could keep money in my pocket and make it work myself I'd do the same.

    • @5_flaco_5
      @5_flaco_5 4 роки тому +8

      sounds about right lol

    • @Account1746
      @Account1746 4 роки тому +21

      Stingy, rather fill his pockets than increase video quality

    • @codydrumm5702
      @codydrumm5702 4 роки тому +53

      Keep it small, keep it all. All revenue goes to Doug and Doug only.

    • @martymcfly9582
      @martymcfly9582 4 роки тому +74

      @@Account1746 the video quality is excellent

  • @neslyleonvil606
    @neslyleonvil606 4 роки тому +87

    That AR camera is going to be a game changer for navigation.

  • @jdkingsley6543
    @jdkingsley6543 4 роки тому +1916

    Car manufacturers: “ dont text and drive”
    Also car manufacturers : “ enjoy our 5 massive screens “

    • @JJ-pf7qo
      @JJ-pf7qo 4 роки тому +6

      super cruise

    • @cliff9887
      @cliff9887 4 роки тому +56

      Screens don’t mean texting...

    • @lzh4950
      @lzh4950 4 роки тому +5

      My family's previous Corolla has a DVD player (OEM) through which CDs are played too. However as CD playback info (e.g. track no., time elapsed) is shown via the DVD display, you can only see it when the car is parked

    • @anthonyfanella6523
      @anthonyfanella6523 4 роки тому +15

      @@cliff9887 You cant look at the screen and the road at the same time. It means distracted driving.

    • @nightcoreanonymous9506
      @nightcoreanonymous9506 4 роки тому +14

      @@cliff9887 clearly you don't understand what "don't text and drive" means. Do not do distracted driving, texting is the number one cause of distracted driving. It's ironic we are supposed to pay attention at all times, yet this car has a 38 inch curved led screen and gauge cluster.

  • @bigmack8307
    @bigmack8307 4 роки тому +1022

    Doug is the type of guy to use a conversation enhancing button to say, “Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations”

    • @dbwinters
      @dbwinters 4 роки тому +2

      he's the jay leno of car reviewers

    • @DANGER10101
      @DANGER10101 4 роки тому +21

      @@dbwinters wait i thought jay leno was the jay leno of car reviews

    • @PigHumanoid
      @PigHumanoid 4 роки тому +7

      BIG MACK is the type of guy to say Doug is the type of guy to use a conversation enchanting button to say, “Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations.”

    • @sethhuber25
      @sethhuber25 4 роки тому +7

      @@PigHumanoid is the type of guy to say BIG MACK is the type of guy to say Doug is the type of guy to use a conversation enhancing button to say “Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations”

    • @opcubingtime7377
      @opcubingtime7377 4 роки тому +3

      Doug the type of guy to take the piss out of himself

  • @Bitter65
    @Bitter65 4 роки тому +829

    Every dad in America is going to start his enhanced conversations with "this is your captain speaking"

    • @MauricioBarragan
      @MauricioBarragan 4 роки тому +7

      Lmfaoooo Frank Vogel from the Lakers is a total dad and I can see him doing this

    • @BIGPEREZ
      @BIGPEREZ 4 роки тому +1

      especially my dad...

    • @JesusLopez-xz3qw
      @JesusLopez-xz3qw 4 роки тому +3

      Rich dads

    • @dominickcamillo7103
      @dominickcamillo7103 4 роки тому +5

      Well, only lame white guy dads. My father wouldn't be caught dead doing something like that.

    • @T3hderk87
      @T3hderk87 4 роки тому +2

      You bet your shiny gold buttons I would!

  • @billcypher7286
    @billcypher7286 3 роки тому +81

    "Hey guys my mom just bought a new Subaru"
    "Oh, yeah, Brayden? Does your Subaru let you play your Xbox on the way to school? C'mon, boys, my dad's here. Let's go play Halo."

  • @scottytoohotty3461
    @scottytoohotty3461 4 роки тому +208

    Doug making his own “Doug is the type of guy” joke in a video is why he’s daddy.

  • @marcoling2173
    @marcoling2173 4 роки тому +420

    Imagine you're a kid sitting in the third row arguing with your parents and suddenly you just get folded.

  • @Depressedwarriorsfan6238
    @Depressedwarriorsfan6238 4 роки тому +472

    This house looks really nice

  • @steevehoyoufat9155
    @steevehoyoufat9155 3 роки тому +121

    "Hello everyone. Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations." Lol

    • @jacobkerry9602
      @jacobkerry9602 3 роки тому +15

      he's obviously been spending some time in his own comment sections

    • @jonathanthomasjohn8348
      @jonathanthomasjohn8348 3 роки тому +1

      @@jacobkerry9602 yes he did a very similar thing I think in his Honda Odyssey review which had a similar conversation enhancement feature

    • @redwolf9455
      @redwolf9455 3 роки тому +1

      @@jonathanthomasjohn8348 and the maybach video, that one was a little disturbing ngl

    • @raymonds7492
      @raymonds7492 3 роки тому +1

      He did it in the telluride or palisade too I can’t remember which.

  • @henryatkinson1479
    @henryatkinson1479 4 роки тому +2411

    THIS is a man. More specifically, a 1988 Doug Demuro. And today, Im going to go over his quirks and features, then take him out on the road to see how he drives. THEN, we will give this Doug a Doug Score.
    Starting with the exterior, this 1988 Doug Demuro comes with a 2-tone color scheme. On the top, a grey shirt with the logo of the "Portland Sea Dogs" on it, and on the bottom, beige pants. An interesting color choice, and it seems to be aftermarket. Further, this model does not come with a hat. However, this is the Sport Model, so this Doug comes with a lapel microphone to record your commentary. That is about it for the exterior quirks, now we move to the interior.
    Inside, this Doug comes equipped with every option a man would have from the factory. All internal organs are present, however, this one has a a special program loaded onto the brain, enabling it to talk endlessly about quirks and features. Quite a nice option, and a truly rare one from the factory. This option in combination with the color scheme makes this man a unique example, the only one in the world.
    Now, lets take this guy out on the road, and see how he drives.
    Doug is not exceptionally fast, with a maximum speed of 25 miles per hour, a bit slower than the average 28 miles per hour of most humans, however, as he has the sport package, he can talk while doing so, and record it with the aforementioned lapel mic. SO, when you are done running, you can upload your lap commentaries, and share it with your friends. Doug's acceleration is decent, reaching his top speed in just 10 seconds, quite impressive. However, due to a bad evaporative cooling system found on all humans, Doug can only keep up his top speed for a few minutes, after which, the top speed drops drastically. Doug's handling is impressive. Like all humans, he can turn 360 degrees on the spot, can jump to clear low curbs or speedbumps, and is able to move using his arms as well as his legs. However, what sets this guy apart in the handling department is his ability to fit into rear seats. Doug can cram himself into even the smallest of rear seats, the most impressive being the rear seats on the 996 generation Porsche 911 with hardback sport seats. Even the smallest guys often cannot fit into those rear seats, however, Doug did.
    That concludes the driving experience of the 1988 Doug Demuro.
    And now it's time to give THIS guy a Doug score...
    Starting with the Weekend Categories and Styling, Doug is ok but not beautiful and the cheap clothes don't help, so he gets a 5 out of 10.
    Acceleration is fine, considering his height 6'4 and he gets a 6 out of 10.
    Handling is only ok, sometimes he can't handle special purpose cars plus he's a little tall and not athletic so he gets a 4 out of 10.
    Fun Factor is high, especially for who he izz, and the 2 T-shirts bump it up a point or two, and he gets an 8 out of 10.
    Cool Factor is high too, he is probably the best reviewer among other UA-camrs and he gets a 9 out of 10 for a total Weekend Score of 32 out of 50.
    Next up are the Daily Categories and Features, he has a lot of weird/interesting quirks and features and he gets a 7 out of 10.
    Comfort is top notch, this guy is really comfy and relaxed and he gets a 9 out of 10.
    Practicality is low, he isn't practical at all, he even uses his iPhone to record and he gets a 3 out of 10.
    Quality is mediocre for the class, this guy just doesn't seem quite well built and he gets a 4 out of 10
    Finally..,Value...Doug is worth watching, but he's "depreciating" fast considering he's only 30 and looks like 40 so he gets a 5 out of 10 for a total Daily Score of 28 out of 50..
    Add it up and the Doug Score IZZZ..60 out of 100 and here's how he stacks up against rivals...

    • @kaidihu5463
      @kaidihu5463 4 роки тому +114

      💀

    • @armaseluradu
      @armaseluradu 4 роки тому +230

      This is amazing holy crap...

    • @TigerChamp99
      @TigerChamp99 4 роки тому +230

      I read it in his voice as usual. Good job!

    • @JustSt3f
      @JustSt3f 4 роки тому +115

      You dropped this👑

    • @carlosdelacruz7575
      @carlosdelacruz7575 4 роки тому +125

      Yooo if Doug doesn’t like this comment 😂😂😂 I’m unsubscribing

  • @cosminpopescu92
    @cosminpopescu92 4 роки тому +489

    Tech in cars is getting to Pimp my Ride levels of ridiculousness , the next escalade is gonna have a cotton candy machine in the back and screens instead of floor mats ...

    • @fofd3985
      @fofd3985 4 роки тому +57

      Cadillac: write that down write that down!

    • @LeSkinner
      @LeSkinner 4 роки тому +7

      That made me laugh, thanks

    • @azepeda88
      @azepeda88 4 роки тому +14

      Don’t like your floormat color? Change it, full RGB

    • @dieneloleo2605
      @dieneloleo2605 4 роки тому +1

      Ah, a man of culture

    • @seismic6435
      @seismic6435 4 роки тому +4

      I mean, these top luxury manufacturers are just jocking what donk culture has been doing for decades tbh

  • @tiggyosands981
    @tiggyosands981 3 роки тому +36

    I hope everyone of you who sees this, accomplishes all their dreams and pull up in this beauty right here

    • @nicross9551
      @nicross9551 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you Tiggy. Back at you

    • @tiggyosands981
      @tiggyosands981 3 роки тому +1

      @@nicross9551 Thank you Nic, be super blessed

    • @Madhouse_Media
      @Madhouse_Media 3 роки тому +1

      I appreciate the thought... But I'd get a Navigator. Unless I could get this exact Escalade and it still had Doug's fingerprints all over it. 😁

    • @jobskinner833
      @jobskinner833 3 роки тому

      Thank you 💕

  • @rodmunch69
    @rodmunch69 4 роки тому +2304

    Can't wait to buy one of these in 5 years for $9400.

    • @mattfuller4307
      @mattfuller4307 4 роки тому +159

      Keep dreaming lol

    • @kevinpineda8885
      @kevinpineda8885 4 роки тому +276

      @@mattfuller4307 he’s not wrong.

    • @barryj3748
      @barryj3748 4 роки тому +61

      Lol good luck getting one of these beasts at that price even at a few years later

    • @mattfuller4307
      @mattfuller4307 4 роки тому +213

      @@barryj3748 right 😂 a 2010 with 200k is still 9-11k

    • @Atombender
      @Atombender 4 роки тому +58

      @@mattfuller4307 Didn't cost $100,000 new though.

  • @ianshear9246
    @ianshear9246 4 роки тому +78

    12:54 Doug is the type of guy to “enhance is conversation” while sounding like an evil villain

  • @folkeberglund7588
    @folkeberglund7588 4 роки тому +125

    Can’t wait for the Aston in the intro

    • @abdulaaljm
      @abdulaaljm 4 роки тому +8

      It is Vanquish Zagato Shooting Brake

    • @theecarking
      @theecarking 4 роки тому +2

      Jassim M Abdulaal I think he meant the car name. Lol.

    • @unbalancewheel
      @unbalancewheel 4 роки тому

      Jassim M Abdulaal he‘s talking about the cars name, not yours ;-)

    • @MohamedTaha-xz6de
      @MohamedTaha-xz6de 4 роки тому

      @@abdulaaljm هلا بالغالي

    • @dan_t3702
      @dan_t3702 4 роки тому +1

      @@unbalancewheel still better than Range Rover Velar SVAutobiography Dynamic

  • @abhirupbera6392
    @abhirupbera6392 4 роки тому +47

    I love how Doug switches between clown and serious mode

  • @Rudy2JZ
    @Rudy2JZ 4 роки тому +550

    Imagine in the year 2072 trying to “restore” one of these 😬

    • @benjaminfranklyn604
      @benjaminfranklyn604 4 роки тому +46

      Would be fairly easy,3d printer will become cheaper and everyone will print anything they need.

    • @joyride2013
      @joyride2013 4 роки тому +59

      I imagine it would take a large team of diagnosticians, electricians, software engineers, technicians, craftsmen, and artisans to restore this vehicle.

    • @utterbullspit
      @utterbullspit 4 роки тому +14

      I thought this car was from 2072.

    • @ariyankhan4337
      @ariyankhan4337 4 роки тому +26

      By 2060 we will run out of gas

    • @tonyx5705
      @tonyx5705 4 роки тому +22

      @@ariyankhan4337 no we won't stop fear mongering

  • @1FelixxileF1
    @1FelixxileF1 4 роки тому +183

    If this trend in big cars goes on like this, a few years from now everybody is going to drive around in a schoolbus...

  • @S2nki
    @S2nki 4 роки тому +151

    Doug: the Escalade doesn't handle as well as the X7 and GLS
    Also Doug: handling 4 (same as every other full size SUV)

    • @GeorgiGeorgiev-ne9ps
      @GeorgiGeorgiev-ne9ps 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, but Cadillac is about not being hyped up by handlings and all the "technology" craziness. Most people from Europe dont get that.

    • @ShersGarage
      @ShersGarage 4 роки тому +2

      X7 and GLS are unibody cars, Doug!

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo7149
      @iwantsexseemyvideo7149 4 роки тому

      🅰️🛑

    • @phillipbaggio7915
      @phillipbaggio7915 4 роки тому +4

      @@GeorgiGeorgiev-ne9ps Also, the Escalade is bigger than those other SUVs, so the fact that it can handle just as well as those others should give it high marks.

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 4 роки тому +1

      @@GeorgiGeorgiev-ne9ps
      Are you crazy? This car isn’t hyped with tech?

  • @fhowland
    @fhowland Рік тому +8

    With a car with so many features, Doug is the perfect person to review it!

  • @riptiide9285
    @riptiide9285 4 роки тому +100

    Cadillac better be grateful they got doug to post on a *Monday*

    • @ultraguy8771
      @ultraguy8771 4 роки тому +1

      He made THHHISSS Monday better.

  • @visheshgoel6671
    @visheshgoel6671 4 роки тому +240

    Doug not climbing into the backseats
    I feel cheated :(

    • @ram89572
      @ram89572 4 роки тому +6

      well pretty safe to say in something this big he'd have no trouble getting in any of them

    • @KYoss68
      @KYoss68 4 роки тому +1

      Alex on Autos

    • @dhillaz
      @dhillaz 4 роки тому

      He does it in the Tahoe review

    • @johnmaki6821
      @johnmaki6821 4 роки тому +1

      And he forgot about the logos in the lights

    • @velcro62
      @velcro62 4 роки тому

      look at 19:00

  • @nicknance3439
    @nicknance3439 4 роки тому +199

    My immature ass would be using the intercom thing like an airplane pilot.
    "Hello ladies and gentlemen" "this is your pilot speaking.

    • @tt55k
      @tt55k 4 роки тому +18

      Why of course, who wouldn’t , my mature ask would do the same.

    • @joshua.harazin
      @joshua.harazin 4 роки тому +18

      It needs an option to add the *DING-ding* sound when pressed.

    • @BeardedFrog
      @BeardedFrog 4 роки тому +4

      That's exactly what I was expecting him to do when demonstrating it lol.

    • @ATi1300Ramiro
      @ATi1300Ramiro 4 роки тому +1

      "Please secure your face masks in case of the flight crew experiences rough air."

    • @jp-fd6oq
      @jp-fd6oq 4 роки тому +1

      But that's what it's for? For the pilot to speak to it's passengers

  • @AmandaAcresHomestead
    @AmandaAcresHomestead 4 роки тому +65

    This was less a review and more automotive storytelling. I absolutely loved it. The cohesion from one point to the next was next level.

    • @raymonds7492
      @raymonds7492 3 роки тому +2

      If you want to see automotive storytelling watch the Savagegeese LFA review.

  • @emadmahmood3268
    @emadmahmood3268 4 роки тому +364

    Rich Moms are gonna love this one!

    • @Meinungsmacher
      @Meinungsmacher 4 роки тому +14

      they will kill kids in front of the schools...

    • @HinaKhan-zt9id
      @HinaKhan-zt9id 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @oliverdelgado6952
      @oliverdelgado6952 4 роки тому +7

      Karen's

    • @macbook802
      @macbook802 4 роки тому +21

      Escalades aren't for rich people, they're for people who are going through bankruptcy next year

    • @esthermezhu9297
      @esthermezhu9297 4 роки тому +3

      I think the whole family is gonna love this one, because(just look the car is so huge that even the car mirrors are bigger than Doug's head, the headlight is larger than his hand, and the bonnet is bigger than his body. In fact the car is much taller and bigger than him). Which means it is so huge(enough space), thus families with many members(big family) will love this.

  • @StaufferGarage
    @StaufferGarage 4 роки тому +793

    They missed the mark on the wheels for sure. Still a sweet ride that will get sold like crazy.

    • @CarToneHK
      @CarToneHK 4 роки тому +96

      Or they know people will be swapping them out so they didn't even try

    • @John-yx8px
      @John-yx8px 4 роки тому +51

      I think they look fine tbh

    • @StaufferGarage
      @StaufferGarage 4 роки тому +19

      @@CarToneHK good point lol, that is probably true

    • @redzoom7857
      @redzoom7857 4 роки тому +62

      They have several factory wheel options.

    • @Kalepsis
      @Kalepsis 4 роки тому +15

      I'm sure there are multiple wheel options.

  • @HamptonCollabs
    @HamptonCollabs 4 роки тому +348

    PEFECT. My phone will be safe when i fly through the windshield

  • @hammotox83
    @hammotox83 4 роки тому +409

    As a pilot, I was greatly disappointed that Doug didn’t say “hello everyone, this is your captain speaking” through the speakers.

    • @jayj4249
      @jayj4249 4 роки тому +11

      As a UA-camr, I agree!

    • @fecardona
      @fecardona 4 роки тому +23

      But you can adopt “thiiiissss is the flight from Albuquerque to Phoenix, we’ll be traveling at a cruising altitude of 35.000 ft, myself and out crew will be showing you the quirks and features of this flight, And im going to drive it and give it a Dougscore”

    • @brucejohnson2596
      @brucejohnson2596 4 роки тому +2

      You know Brads a pilot because that’s the first thing he said

    • @harperlee8387
      @harperlee8387 3 роки тому +1

      as a privit pilot i agree

    • @cornsyruptrucker
      @cornsyruptrucker 2 роки тому

      We're hitting *krrrrk* a little *krrrr* turbulance *kkkkkrrr*

  • @techboss6288
    @techboss6288 4 роки тому +305

    when the screen in the escalade is bigger than Michael Scott's plasma TV...

    • @omgitsjakenjames
      @omgitsjakenjames 4 роки тому +14

      Sometimes I will just stand here and watch television for hours

    • @theowenstuart
      @theowenstuart 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @jackparker5054
      @jackparker5054 4 роки тому +11

      That is a $200 plasma screen TV that you just killed!

    • @JoeJacksonGT3
      @JoeJacksonGT3 4 роки тому +7

      Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!

    • @zetter5888
      @zetter5888 4 роки тому

      and shows a check engine light

  • @justarandomperson5345
    @justarandomperson5345 4 роки тому +418

    Doug the type of guy to make his wife sit in the 3rd row so he can use conversation enhancement

    • @dereksans4124
      @dereksans4124 4 роки тому +15

      And give her commands lol

    • @Murillos1
      @Murillos1 4 роки тому +3

      @@dereksans4124 Commands, huh?😏

    • @rexultimus1422
      @rexultimus1422 4 роки тому

      im dead

    • @dereksans4124
      @dereksans4124 4 роки тому

      I meant she give him commands lol

    • @thecustardguys
      @thecustardguys 4 роки тому

      I liked that feature the first time I saw it... On the Kia Telluride.

  • @travelingbrother3576
    @travelingbrother3576 4 роки тому +42

    Me comparing my “09” 3rd Gen to see where I fall short on 😂 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @EchoRhythmMusic
      @EchoRhythmMusic 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez 3 роки тому +5

      Not much tbh, I'd actually prefer the pre-2015 model Escalades.

    • @asfitube
      @asfitube 3 роки тому

      Me trying to find 2021 odyssey to compare to my dad "00" 2nd gen "huh, the same as me

  • @meetch0
    @meetch0 4 роки тому +41

    I’m very impressed with the tech in this, I thought it would just be tacky and useless but it’s really amazing. It also looks nice

  • @Forest9924
    @Forest9924 4 роки тому +585

    Doug has exactly the character traits of a yahoo email domain user.

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 3 роки тому +12

      T H I S

    • @JJagermasterr
      @JJagermasterr 3 роки тому +8

      @@osamabinladen824 I agree osama bin laden

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 3 роки тому +3

      @@JJagermasterr G O O D

    • @ubobcat
      @ubobcat 3 роки тому +3

      I use yahoo email too, but I don't see anything similar between us

    • @mikeg2491
      @mikeg2491 3 роки тому +2

      The good ol’ days of yahoo chat were still 10x funner than any social media today

  • @abhayjitsekhon
    @abhayjitsekhon 4 роки тому +149

    Am I the only one here for the “quirks and features” and don’t care for the ride and Doug score?! 😂

    • @KRMG99
      @KRMG99 4 роки тому +11

      I see you're the kind of guy that kisses his girlfriend goodbye when she invites you up in her apartment for a coffee...

    • @leomartin4463
      @leomartin4463 4 роки тому +3

      I’ve never stuck around for his Doug scores lmao

    • @TrangleC
      @TrangleC 4 роки тому +2

      The Doug Scores are garbled nonsense.
      They are arbitrary and often contradictory.
      In this one for example:
      "Deserves a 10 for features!"
      There are cars which have crazy over the top luxury features like a "air scarf" and a fragrance dispenser, which didn't get a 9 for features, not even close in many cases and this one here deserves a 10 and apparently doesn't even have ambient lighting, massage seats or a 360 degree camera?
      Other examples: He will give some regular luxury car like a BMW 7 Series, with famous build quality and high quality materials (like crystal glass, high quality woods and so on) maybe a 6 for quality, because replacing something that might maybe perhaps break probably would cost a lot and then he gives a Koenigsegg, which is just a carbon fiber bucket and will cost you 30 000 bucks to change the oil, a 10 for quality.
      Another example is when he reviewed the Mercedes Sprinter van and for 1/3 of the video he kept mentioning that he is pleasantly surprised by the unexpectedly good acceleration and then he gives it the lowest possible score for acceleration with a 1.
      He can't even keep straight whether the scores are supposed to be "in class" or "over all", meaning, whether a van competes with a hyper car for a acceleration score, or just with other vans.
      In one review it is this way, then in the next it is the other way and sometimes he seems to switch the principle within a single review.

    • @haidermortadha8412
      @haidermortadha8412 4 роки тому +1

      @@TrangleC woah easy there. But yes, his doug score is trash and inconsistent lol

  • @drplando14
    @drplando14 3 роки тому +2

    Doug talking in 3rd person in a soft, wicked voice in the conversation mode just made this vid so much better. Love ur reviews

  • @supersanex_x
    @supersanex_x 4 роки тому +104

    "Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations"
    He is not wrong

    • @Matthew-np9fk
      @Matthew-np9fk 4 роки тому

      Who is Sam and why do you owe him money

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo7149
      @iwantsexseemyvideo7149 4 роки тому

      ⭕💋

    • @supersanex_x
      @supersanex_x 4 роки тому

      @@Matthew-np9fk long story short i never paid him back and he decided to challenge me, for every sub I get i own him 1€. So pls don't sub

  • @justarandomperson5345
    @justarandomperson5345 4 роки тому +299

    Doug picking up his wife like the gentleman he is
    Doug: "But before we get into the car, let's talk door handles"

    • @aj9777
      @aj9777 4 роки тому +7

      I'm imagining him holding both of his index fingers up whilst saying that lol

    • @alexs.9405
      @alexs.9405 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao 😂

  • @FluffyUnicornXR
    @FluffyUnicornXR 4 роки тому +155

    Isn’t today a Monday? I ain’t complaining with an early Doug vid hehe

    • @jorgetardones6501
      @jorgetardones6501 4 роки тому +7

      He is so excited about it he needed to air it up soon

    • @charlesblack9578
      @charlesblack9578 4 роки тому +20

      Right? 😂 I had to check my calendar to make sure I wasn’t losing my mind.

    • @dylanmitchell3969
      @dylanmitchell3969 4 роки тому +5

      Doug said on Twitter that the embargo for this vehicle was lifted today.

    • @AaxXxeE54
      @AaxXxeE54 4 роки тому +1

      Hello guys! What think about this ?)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ua-cam.com/video/29PxWwN9_p4/v-deo.html

    • @jonathanlabelle9026
      @jonathanlabelle9026 4 роки тому

      I know

  • @alecdurr4627
    @alecdurr4627 4 роки тому +32

    One of its best features is like German gps systems taking you to Poland by default. the Escalades gps takes you by default to the service center

    • @erikcapozzi3425
      @erikcapozzi3425 3 роки тому +8

      You act like cadillacs have a recent reputation of being unreliable but the escalade has been a very reliable SUV since it came out

    • @eman8920
      @eman8920 3 роки тому +3

      Ahh yes, a bmw or Volkswagen would be more reliable…..😂😂😂

  • @davidjanssen894
    @davidjanssen894 4 роки тому +91

    Imagine how scuffed all the electronics will be on Hoovies in 15 years

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 4 роки тому +320

    “Well over 100k”
    *laughs in deprecation and spinner rims*

    • @Manstrual
      @Manstrual 4 роки тому +10

      It's crazy what the effect of good looking rims has on a car...

    • @shoobadoo123
      @shoobadoo123 4 роки тому +8

      Chase Borchers I hope you are not suggesting that spinner rims look good

    • @keon5779
      @keon5779 4 роки тому +4

      @@Manstrual Wait up - you think spinners look GOOD?

    • @isla2202
      @isla2202 4 роки тому +1

      @Logan Marquez 2005*

    • @818deadboys
      @818deadboys 4 роки тому

      Spinners are nice. It’s about your car, not the trend

  • @Reidg1993
    @Reidg1993 4 роки тому +55

    Doug is the type of guy to actually say "Doug is the type of guy" when he enhances his conversations.

  • @Daytonaman675
    @Daytonaman675 3 роки тому +6

    Doug my wife and I just picked up our ESV and we love it.
    Thanks for making this video!

    • @wik4130
      @wik4130 3 роки тому +1

      Must be nice having 100k to blow on wack suv

    • @evilwatermelon2423
      @evilwatermelon2423 3 роки тому

      @@wik4130 Bumass hater

  • @faarisshah442
    @faarisshah442 4 роки тому +62

    Deer wearing reflective clothing is something that only Doug has experienced.

    • @RageCannon-tf3ob
      @RageCannon-tf3ob 4 роки тому +2

      And I don't think the Escalade exactly needed that night vision camera just based on the sheer brightness of the LED's

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo7149
      @iwantsexseemyvideo7149 4 роки тому

      🅰️🅾️

  • @mvpmikey
    @mvpmikey 4 роки тому +259

    No Ice Cream Machine?? This Car is Outdated.

    • @dominikjarych6065
      @dominikjarych6065 4 роки тому +4

      But there is a popcorn machine in options.

    • @Whizor
      @Whizor 4 роки тому +9

      It only has a mini fridge :/

    • @jean-francoisaubry
      @jean-francoisaubry 4 роки тому

      @@Whizor Dodge Caliber have fridge since 2006

    • @omarchaus9521
      @omarchaus9521 4 роки тому +4

      Or a dishwasher...

    • @StarGateSG7
      @StarGateSG7 4 роки тому +2

      @@omarchaus9521 aaaahhhhh It now NEEDS a built-in replicant robot-companion for in-journey "Special Passenger Needs" fulfillment .... ;-) :-)
      V

  • @valentindobchev6005
    @valentindobchev6005 4 роки тому +383

    Cadillac: "First curved screens in the whole industry"
    Porsche: LOOOL

    • @soundautomatic1
      @soundautomatic1 4 роки тому +13

      Hilarious, pointless, and stupid comparison!

    • @bryanrmcf
      @bryanrmcf 4 роки тому +29

      First curved *OLED* screen. (LG provided)

    • @mybro727
      @mybro727 4 роки тому +10

      @@valentindobchev6005 The Taycan interior features a curved OLED display? Are you sure? Lol.

    • @afonsoabreu5144
      @afonsoabreu5144 4 роки тому

      @@mybro727 yes

    • @mybro727
      @mybro727 4 роки тому +19

      @@afonsoabreu5144 Lol. *Wrong!* Porsche doesn’t have a curved OLED display. This is the very first production automobile to feature a display of this kind, and the 2021 Mercedes-Benz S-Class will be the second. So, Cadillac is laughing right back at Porsche! 😂

  • @STPjib
    @STPjib 3 роки тому +4

    I’m not sure how anyone could dislike any of Doug’s video’s.

  • @schubie02
    @schubie02 4 роки тому +140

    I hope Cadillac revises their screens to include an anti-glare & anti fingerprint surface to help with all the ugly smudges and to combat visibility issues with reflections.

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 4 роки тому +16

      It would drive me absolutely crazy. I’d almost have wear gloves.

    • @caelenow2829
      @caelenow2829 4 роки тому +6

      It would be nice but also just keep some wipes/microfiber cloths in the car. You should be doing a quick interior detail weekly anyway

    • @ernestcassell3227
      @ernestcassell3227 4 роки тому +1

      @THE HOAX OF BLACK VICTIMIZATION! why the dummy remark-- ahole.

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 4 роки тому +3

      @THE HOAX OF BLACK VICTIMIZATION!
      Glare in combination with fingerprints on dark parts of the screen (the UI looks mostly dark) does matter. Even on OLED. It’s more about the fingerings than the glare. But I assure you don’t wanna eat KFC in this and not really clean your fingers.

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank 4 роки тому

      @@caelenow2829
      You should be washing your car interior once a week? I hope that’s not COVID related and if so I hope you aren’t being that serious about it because that’s dumb. Unless you have people in and out of your car and see old people often, there’s no reason to detail your interior once a week.
      That being said I wash my outside 3+ times a week and do the inside usually a few times. I do that for preference (and it’s hard to keep black looking good).

  • @WillMoon
    @WillMoon 4 роки тому +365

    Doug is the type of guy to listen to Miley Cyrus while driving an Escalade.

    • @Depressedwarriorsfan6238
      @Depressedwarriorsfan6238 4 роки тому +2

      @Rita 21 y.o ! I WANT В 0 У !!! SEND ME MESSAGES!!! stop

    • @Guyfury-dr2gn
      @Guyfury-dr2gn 4 роки тому +1

      @@Depressedwarriorsfan6238 report it

    • @louiearmstrong
      @louiearmstrong 4 роки тому +5

      I hopped off the plane at SAN
      With a dream and my two t shirts

    • @Strix06
      @Strix06 4 роки тому

      I thought of this exact same comment while watching this video lol

    • @davidtaylor595
      @davidtaylor595 4 роки тому

      Like “nothing breaks like a heart “ by MS

  • @cbh76
    @cbh76 4 роки тому +99

    Wow. Never thought I’d want an Escalade but here we are. Well done, Cadillac.

    • @MusicLuv80
      @MusicLuv80 2 роки тому

      I thought Escalade has air suspension? But from the video I guess not. Did I miss something?

    • @Mr_PuppyYT
      @Mr_PuppyYT Рік тому

      @@MusicLuv80 no they don’t I don’t know where u heard that

    • @MusicLuv80
      @MusicLuv80 Рік тому

      @@Mr_PuppyYT I heard it from several youtubers. I guess they don't.

    • @Mr_PuppyYT
      @Mr_PuppyYT Рік тому

      @@MusicLuv80 nm I just watched an others and it’s a thing in settings they didn’t mention it here

    • @MusicLuv80
      @MusicLuv80 Рік тому

      @@Mr_PuppyYT hehe got it. Thanks ~

  • @davis6123
    @davis6123 3 роки тому +22

    Excited to see Doug review the recently announced Escalade-V. That thing is gonna be a monster.

  • @SledgeOfHouseHammer
    @SledgeOfHouseHammer 4 роки тому +141

    Doug: Speakers in the headrests!
    Me, a Miata NA owner: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @SomeRandomYouTuber2024
      @SomeRandomYouTuber2024 4 роки тому +1

      Also in Pontiac Fiero.

    • @huntermatt6625
      @huntermatt6625 4 роки тому +3

      Dog have sex bots for the comfort of his viewers.

    • @kurtis664
      @kurtis664 4 роки тому

      Also a lot of cars

    • @kurtis664
      @kurtis664 4 роки тому +1

      @@huntermatt6625 Rita got a year older in a couple hours. Tough life

    • @SlurpeesRbad
      @SlurpeesRbad 4 роки тому

      Aaaaaah I want an na so freakin bad

  • @stevenzeletski1730
    @stevenzeletski1730 4 роки тому +145

    I'm getting one of these...in 2030, when most of the quirks and features don't work anymore.

    • @avvy9448
      @avvy9448 4 роки тому +3

      Cars gonna get bricked

    • @JD-rn4om
      @JD-rn4om 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @ibrahimyousuf9220
      @ibrahimyousuf9220 4 роки тому +2

      That's only 9 years after. I still drive a 15 year old bmw that has almost no faults so idk lol

    • @Kevinkday2335
      @Kevinkday2335 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @keithmcfarland3819
    @keithmcfarland3819 4 роки тому +75

    "This feels like the future."
    Damn, the future sure is expensive. LOL

    • @thecrazeecow1682
      @thecrazeecow1682 4 роки тому +8

      Don’t worry the future will depreciate

    • @BeardedFrog
      @BeardedFrog 4 роки тому +3

      I mean if it's actually the future then it's probably adjusted for inflation so it's probably half that price in today's money.

    • @gg_v2
      @gg_v2 4 роки тому

      *Nobobody’s going to buy this. Thus, the power of leasing*

  • @jerrywright6137
    @jerrywright6137 3 роки тому +19

    Him making a Doug is a type of guy joke just makes me like this dude even more😂 he don't give a fck and is able to laugh at shit

  • @okie1630
    @okie1630 4 роки тому +231

    Meanwhile working at McDonalds: "Yes, fries are ready!"

  • @mko3530
    @mko3530 4 роки тому +84

    Officer, I really thought I was just playing GTA V on my Cadillac's gauge screen.

  • @rahul3111
    @rahul3111 4 роки тому +36

    Doug is the type of guy who expects the deer to wear reflective clothing.

  • @martinelantraratedn
    @martinelantraratedn 4 роки тому +11

    26:56 flooring it and the old F-150 just catching up loll

    • @imscrewed4693
      @imscrewed4693 3 роки тому +3

      that's pretty bad... i had that exact same f150 (2005, extd cab, RWD just like that one in this video ) and it could barely push 65 on the highway

    • @bodiejarvis
      @bodiejarvis 3 роки тому +1

      Dude the 0-60 on the Escalade is actually mad good

  • @svenverweij273
    @svenverweij273 4 роки тому +52

    I imagine all the kids sending macdonalds locations to the driver every 5 minutes

  • @jacobgonzalez4405
    @jacobgonzalez4405 4 роки тому +72

    8:14 I am always concerned about deer not wearing reflective clothing, real issue in America

    • @SavageBunny1
      @SavageBunny1 4 роки тому

      Also people, because wearing reflective clothes is just something we do all the timw.

    • @willz2303
      @willz2303 4 роки тому

      cougars: Aye and someone get that done ASAP

    • @joshua.harazin
      @joshua.harazin 4 роки тому

      I would gladly pay $10/month more in state taxes to fund reflective vests for deer.

  • @SuperWooba
    @SuperWooba 4 роки тому +40

    Doug doing a "Doug is the kinda guy" joke was hilarious lol

  • @bentley19581
    @bentley19581 Рік тому +3

    An excellent review. I appreciate the technique - first showing in detail all the features and quirks and then a test drive. Absolutely the next best thing to an in-person test drive.

  • @DeltaOps3
    @DeltaOps3 4 роки тому +46

    When he reviewed the new navigator I was like "thats it, the escalade is never coming back from this" but holy shit! Nightvision on curved screens lol

    • @bigbiz800
      @bigbiz800 4 роки тому +5

      The tech in this caddy is next level.

    • @Stressless2023
      @Stressless2023 4 роки тому +10

      I think the Navigators interior still looks more luxurious than this... Ford spent the R&D money on interior design and materials quality, GM spent it mostly on tech... I think both look about as good as eachother from the outside though, maybe a slight edge toward the Slade.

    • @Ckcdillpickle
      @Ckcdillpickle 4 роки тому

      I mean. Its not hard to add night-vision to a screen, just need a camera

    • @DeltaOps3
      @DeltaOps3 4 роки тому

      @@Ckcdillpickle but it looks good! They didnt cheap out with the infrared or the camera quality

    • @DeltaOps3
      @DeltaOps3 4 роки тому +1

      Straight outta the 80s lol synthwave style

  • @zooq1139
    @zooq1139 4 роки тому +11

    7:43 thanks for the finger gesture Doug, I never would've known the windshield is there. This is the video quality I come for!!

  • @TWEECH45
    @TWEECH45 4 роки тому +81

    Porshe Taycan- "Is my curved screen not curvy enough?"

    • @ThorsteinKlingenberg
      @ThorsteinKlingenberg 4 роки тому +5

      Which is why Cadillac says it's the first curved _entertainment_ screen. The Taycan has a curved instrument cluster screen, the rest of them are flat. Technically not untrue, but Cadillac is stretching it a bit :p

  • @leesbikelife2231
    @leesbikelife2231 4 роки тому +11

    I could hear you when the enhancement speakers were off, so I wouldn't suggest talking about your passengers 😂

  • @bigsponk7849
    @bigsponk7849 4 роки тому +67

    Drinking game: take a shot every time Doug says "screen"

  • @prasannagurudev6572
    @prasannagurudev6572 4 роки тому +34

    Depreciation entered the chat

    • @Aheitchoo
      @Aheitchoo 4 роки тому +1

      I cant wait to buy one in 10 years

  • @Sean-xu5ti
    @Sean-xu5ti 4 роки тому +53

    Cadillac: Combines screens.
    Doug: Combines Tee shirts.

  • @5_flaco_5
    @5_flaco_5 4 роки тому +6

    "you barely have to lift a finger"...literally as he lift his finger, to press the button 😂🤣

  • @rogersmj
    @rogersmj 4 роки тому +52

    3:35 I see GM still hasn't fired the person who thinks turning on the reverse lights when you unlock the car is a good idea.

    • @samlung2724
      @samlung2724 4 роки тому +6

      Yup, worst decision they ever made for GM,

    • @WheresHerb
      @WheresHerb 4 роки тому +2

      It's to illuminate the area around the vehicle so you're not approaching the truck in darkness .

    • @rogersmj
      @rogersmj 4 роки тому +4

      @@WheresHerb Yes, I know WHY they did it, but most other people hate it because everyone around you thinks you’re about to back up. It’s very confusing in parking lots and there are thousands of comments you can find online from people who hate this GM feature.

    • @samlung2724
      @samlung2724 4 роки тому

      @@WheresHerb
      We know, but don't use the reverse lights.and plus those lights are only usefull ever since they used LED, before that, they barely light anything up.

    • @NicholasL2288
      @NicholasL2288 4 роки тому +1

      I agree I’m waiting to park at Costco in my Honda Odyssey and waiting for those GM vehicles to reverse.

  • @Pienimusta
    @Pienimusta 4 роки тому +115

    >"We have to save the planet and reduce emissions"
    >The Americans

    • @barrierloss
      @barrierloss 4 роки тому +4

      SUVs have become a massive market basically everywhere. But yeah we definitely do "excess" best.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 4 роки тому +11

      Naaaaah. Our vehicles are damn near zero emissions. Look at china and India about not saving the planet.

    • @BurrenSHdrums
      @BurrenSHdrums 4 роки тому +10

      @@JohnDoe-nz6bk you don't get the point really? One of this escalade pollutes as 10 Indian crappy cars

    • @meatbleed
      @meatbleed 4 роки тому +2

      @@BurrenSHdrums Pollution is mostly from water and river pollution, India and China.

    • @ChevyBM
      @ChevyBM 4 роки тому +5

      I live in Finland and would love to have this car but the retarded car tax here makes it cost over 200000€. when you are almost 1,9m tall and have three kids you need something big.

  • @bryduhbikeguy
    @bryduhbikeguy 4 роки тому +31

    "Honey,why are you 4 hours late"?"Doug DeMuro reviewed a car today,and I worked 9 hours getting his prints off Everything" !

  • @ignaoriginals4554
    @ignaoriginals4554 3 роки тому +1

    A lot of people dont know this but this car comes with a built inn presidential motorcade

  • @brads5850
    @brads5850 4 роки тому +158

    PLEASE GM QUIT USING THE REVERSE LIGHTS AS FLOOD LIGHTS! This is literally the most annoying thing on any production car / truck.

    • @dilshodjaniev7093
      @dilshodjaniev7093 4 роки тому +28

      Looks like you’ve been tricked when looking for a parking

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 роки тому +26

      @@dilshodjaniev7093 I hate that with a passion as well. Never in my life have I panicked coming down a 55 MPH main road and a Traverse had these on at some head-in parking tavern.

    • @Matt-fd9hc
      @Matt-fd9hc 4 роки тому +8

      It LITERALLY isn’t.

    • @sergeantspeed5941
      @sergeantspeed5941 4 роки тому +5

      The reverse lights aren't any brighter than any other production car.

    • @ericelsberry5585
      @ericelsberry5585 4 роки тому +24

      @@sergeantspeed5941 it isn’t that they are bright, it’s that you think the car is reversing. I have been tricked by this too.

  • @autonewstv86
    @autonewstv86 4 роки тому +341

    *Just needs more power. What it Cadillac had an exclusive engine? A turbo V8 with five or six hundr..... never mind, they canceled it*

    • @mister_salmon5693
      @mister_salmon5693 4 роки тому +8

      If*

    • @SuperApplefan1
      @SuperApplefan1 4 роки тому +4

      @@mister_salmon5693 northstar?

    • @bilderberg_news4775
      @bilderberg_news4775 4 роки тому +15

      Just let dealers send a few to Hennessy Motors and put 850 horsepower under the hood. And it'll still come in under the price of the 600 horsepower Land Rover Autobiography and about the same as the 603 horsepower Mercedes GLS 63 @ $135,000.

    • @ponedog86
      @ponedog86 4 роки тому +5

      @@bilderberg_news4775 I don't think you're going to get a top trim Escalade HPE850 for less than $135k. But I like where your head's at. I'd give up 4yrs of powertrain warranty for 850hp, but idk about the bumper to bumper. All that tech is going to cost a fortune to maintain!

    • @PigglyWigglyDeluxe
      @PigglyWigglyDeluxe 4 роки тому +6

      @Kenny Crafton No, the Blackwing

  • @LearningFast
    @LearningFast 4 роки тому +84

    Me before watching this video: “I would never buy a Cadillac”.
    Me after watching this video: “Honey where is the local Cadillac dealership?”

    • @vernonpaigejr.1517
      @vernonpaigejr.1517 4 роки тому +7

      I'm a Lincoln fan, the outside is ugly, but the inside is gorgeous.

    • @thegoatuchiha9994
      @thegoatuchiha9994 4 роки тому +6

      @@vernonpaigejr.1517 the outside is not ugly. The Escalade is way better than the navigator

    • @huskysharky9025
      @huskysharky9025 4 роки тому +2

      @@thegoatuchiha9994 the 2014 one looked nicer in my opinion this one looks kinda funky

    • @vernonpaigejr.1517
      @vernonpaigejr.1517 4 роки тому +3

      @@thegoatuchiha9994 Naw man, the front end looks like a Chevy.

    • @ProjectEurobeat
      @ProjectEurobeat 4 роки тому

      Exact same thing happening here

  • @WarNoob755
    @WarNoob755 4 роки тому +49

    The check engine light is already on. LMAO.

  • @rndmzr153
    @rndmzr153 4 роки тому +60

    “Hello Odyssey passengers, my name is Doug”

  • @locobeatz8976
    @locobeatz8976 4 роки тому +233

    When your car payment is suddenly more expensive then your house payment...Cadillac!!

    • @jaammerrr
      @jaammerrr 4 роки тому +43

      When your car is suddenly bigger then hour house ... Cadillac!!

    • @jexioo9810
      @jexioo9810 4 роки тому +40

      When your car is your house... Cadillac!!

    • @kynsilok
      @kynsilok 4 роки тому +5

      As a long-haul semi truck driver I can relate lol

    • @blake102989
      @blake102989 4 роки тому +11

      My silverado payment is more than my house payment 😂

    • @miricllz
      @miricllz 4 роки тому +1

      oh yes!

  • @hanZoul8
    @hanZoul8 4 роки тому +191

    Doug needs to make a dating app that rates us all on a doug score

    • @kimberlyholyk9052
      @kimberlyholyk9052 3 роки тому +3

      I too, would be very worried if I saw a deer not wearing reflective clothing crossing the road while driving.

    • @thenotoriousc8846
      @thenotoriousc8846 3 роки тому +1

      Are you gay?

  • @kdz4244
    @kdz4244 3 роки тому +1

    Cadillac: Lets put Usb-C ports everywhere.
    Majority of people: *sighs because they cant charge their phone*

  • @servingmyuncle
    @servingmyuncle 4 роки тому +281

    Doug’s the type of guy to get lucky with a woman and give it a “DougScore”

    • @leightlos
      @leightlos 4 роки тому +12

      After talking about her outside...and inside🌚

    • @ratuldeoun7228
      @ratuldeoun7228 4 роки тому +9

      Don't forget the daily and weekend score

    • @tynewlin
      @tynewlin 4 роки тому +3

      Can't forget to tell everyone about all her quirks, features, etc. Hopefully she doesn't have too many panel gaps.

    • @jesse1radio
      @jesse1radio 4 роки тому +4

      "Even with a high curb weight I really like the handling. I'll give her a 6 out of 10"

    • @XG_Alpha_Supreme
      @XG_Alpha_Supreme 4 роки тому +2

      If he starts talking about getting into her back seat, I'm dead ☠️

  • @acronus
    @acronus 4 роки тому +53

    Jimmy Eat World in 36 speaker surround?
    That's more speakers than they use at their actual concerts.

  • @user-ls9ff4cu9x
    @user-ls9ff4cu9x 4 роки тому +60

    "The escalade was always the gold standard, right up there with Range Rover"
    *Only in the US

    • @ToadStar
      @ToadStar 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah haha

    • @Squilliam-Fancyson
      @Squilliam-Fancyson 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah its trash compared to a BMW X7, Porsche Cayenne, or VW Touareg

    • @entitledjew7905
      @entitledjew7905 4 роки тому +16

      @@Squilliam-Fancyson VW Touareg ? The fuk are you smoking kid ?

    • @olegprozapas8318
      @olegprozapas8318 4 роки тому +3

      @@Squilliam-Fancyson those cars are all sold in the US...?

    • @Γιάννης-ξ8μ
      @Γιάννης-ξ8μ 4 роки тому +6

      @@Squilliam-Fancyson ehm the escalade is not trash but it isn't a sport or off road suv. It's a luxury SUV just to show off and one of the last of true American luxury. Once it's gone it's gone

  • @FritzHCleon
    @FritzHCleon 4 роки тому +2

    It feels so good to have the Cadillac Escalade 2021! I love it! Thank you Universe, I appreciate it !

  • @BarikSingh
    @BarikSingh 4 роки тому +23

    Caddy so fresh, so clean, so ice. T-shirts so nice, he puts them on twice!

  • @blimps2428
    @blimps2428 4 роки тому +39

    WE NEED THAT ASTON MARTIN YESTERDAY!

    • @villex4226
      @villex4226 4 роки тому +1

      @F m but it's zagato so it's italian

  • @johnpezzullo9644
    @johnpezzullo9644 3 роки тому +11

    BEAUITFUL CADILLAC....Absolutely AMAZING. LOVE IT.. !!!!!

  • @Phenom-rl5pr
    @Phenom-rl5pr 4 роки тому +25

    Kids in the 3rd row dont get no screens??
    Siblings.."let's get ready to ruuuuuummmbleeeee!!!"

  • @TONEakaSHOW
    @TONEakaSHOW 4 роки тому +38

    Doug looks like the type to spray some old spice and shimmys through the mist.