I got tired of this channel's gimmick about 15 seconds in to the first video I ever saw. But as soon as I saw he'd done Shit House I knew he'd found the film it was born for, and he was going to deliver us a masterpiece. He did not disappoint.
A character who wants to die in a fight getting super excited at actually getting into one, but getting carried away with taking as many guys down with him that he accidentally wins is legit such genius comedy
My favorite bit of comedy is how he just keeps letting the bar get completely trashed over and over. Didn't the woman hire him to stop this very thing?
I worked on Vikings for years. MacGregor spent about 3 years begging for a part, and he was finally given one right up his alley; playing a Viking king of Dublin sent to fight one of the main characters one on one in a Holmgang. He never turned up. Turns out it was too wet and cold for him. We were shooting in the mountains in Ireland. It's almost always wet and cold. He thought he'd be in a studio under the lights and just didn't fancy being cold and wet. Absolute dick, the fella.
Let’s all take a moment and remember Khabib absolutely annihilating him and saying in an interview “he talked too much and he tapped. I was so disappointed he said he was a warrior and when I had him in a choke he didn’t go to sleep, a warrior goes to sleep. They don’t tap. I was so disappointed and I wasn’t satisfied.” 😂
I find this story a tad unbelievable. Most likely it was just an issue with pay. There is literally an underwater fight scene with McGregor in this movie. So I doubt getting wet was the issue.
Specially in-context, when you think about the fact that they're The Hamptons police (and God knows how many of the wealthy and uber-wealthy degenerates plurges hush money on the cops over there **rackles, Jeffrey Epstein**) and that the cop in matter was in his 30s.
Why did they bother calling it Road house? The original was about Dalton sorting out a rough bar. This was about stopping property developers trying to get land to wreck a bar nobody cares about. Beach bar would've been more appropriate, or Low Bar
Why do they keep calling this very obvious beach bar a “roadhouse”. Should it be on some interstate in the middle of nowhere? This movie failed even at location scouting
All it has to accomplish is to throw off your nostalgia for the original, same for all reboots that intentionally suck. It’s an alchemical ritual by the people who run the world, and they believe in it completely.
@@michaelwills1926 so you think the agenda of woke liberal Hollywood is to purposefully make bad remakes so we no longer pine for the past? Okay so 1. it's not working, 2. what the fuck would anyone possibly hope to accomplish by that? And I guess 3. if they want us to stop pining for the past the easier thing to do would be to stop giving over the control of resources to oligarchical corporations to the point everything is monopolised and society is divided into haves and have nots. Come up with a fucking sustainable economy. I'm sure that's a more practical solution than 'alchemical rituals' (that literally no one believes in except schizophrenic youtube commenters).
Filming at a beach bar is probably the only way they got this many people to be in this POS movie. The logistics of getting Conor mcgregor and post Malone to show up to the middle of nowhere at the same time was probably way out of budget.
What are you talking about? He's carrying invisible watermelons under each arm and has a butt plug up his ass throughout the course of the movie which is why he's walking like that.
Let's not get carried away. Since when is using "Nate Diaz" as verb a "cinematic" reference? U cuda stopped typin after, "of everything", but u jst had to be overdramatic smh.
@honeybadger6275 all i said is it wasn't that bad man. And it wasn't. I didn't say it's my favorite movie or even top 20 lol 😆. You need to take a chill pill and stop trying to discern the impossible from a 5 word sentence. It's decent enough to warrant one watch if you're a fan of ufc or fan of the original movie. Does it have some bad acting (the sheriff 😆) or some over the top corny lines (this piano is out of tune)? Of course. Still not a bad way to kill an hr and a half after work or before bed if you have Prime. I don't think this movie was ever intended to be taken all that seriously... and neither was the original. They're meant to be mindless entertaining fun. This movie isn't looking to win Oscar's. It's looking to make people laugh and imagine a crazy zaney world different from our own.
This movie was so boring. I suspect they had a script just laying around with a different name on it and said, “let’s just change the name to Roadhouse and call it a day.”
Most likely. The new crow remake looks like it was originally a John wick knockoff. And they added a little bit of the crow mythos to be able to call it the crow.
why not. the four biggest movie franchise hits of the 80s were literally rewrites of the same source. diff is they still absolutely kick ass today and aged brilliantly to the point i dont think any of the films or actors have been cancelled yet. Except Mad ol' Uncle Mel. AND THEN there was a string of 8 comedy movies, that used bits from all four of those franchises that came from the same souce, in about 6 of the movies they made. Those dont hold up as well but still....
Hello. I am the one who wrote this masterful gem of a remake. I am proud of this masterpiece because it showcases what a first generation retard black lesbian can do… if she really sets her mind to it! Jake was a second choice for the main character, as Steven Seagull was on the toilet at the time and his stunt double was in Aruba.
The whole movie felt like the writers wanted to develop Jake's character but had no idea how to do it. Also why are all the women annoyed all the time in this movie?
Poor Patrick Swayze. This is third attempt to remake one of his movies and it also is a rancid turd that has been fermenting in a a nursing home infested with c-diff. Point Break, Red Dawn, and now this. Is nothing sacred?
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. (From BBC Arts) In Munich, Adolf Hitler staged two exhibitions which defined the way we think about modern art. The Great German Art show displayed the artists he approved of, the Degenerate Art show displayed the artists he despised. In these two exhibitions, mounted side by side in adjacent galleries, the battle lines were drawn between traditionalism and modernism. It’s a battle that’s still being fought today. The Nazis wanted people to see both shows, but they didn’t want people to make up their own minds. The idea was to see the Degenerate Art show, and see how German art had been debased - and then see the Great German Art show, and see how the Nazis has redeemed it. Step one of the Four steps for ideological subversion (Yuri Bezmenov, 1985) Demoralization - this is a process which can take about 15-30 years to perform (a generation). During this stage, the moral fibre and integrity of the country is put into question, thereby creating doubt in the minds of the people. To do so, manipulation of the media and academia is required to influence young people. As the younger generation embraces new values, such as Marxism and Leninism, the older generation slowly loses control simply through attrition. Again, true facts no longer matter during this stage, but rather creating perceptions are of paramount importance. Communism and Religion Abolished - all religious and metaphysics is rejected. Engels and Lenin agreed that religion was a drug or “spiritual booze” and must be combated. To them, atheism put into practice meant a “forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions.” Eliminating American exceptionalism, fundamental change of national identity, structural deconstruction of foundational principles, elimination of religion. Embedding a new societal design upon the psyche of generations through ideological academia, peer pressure by elites upon academics and society to convince that prior values were inherently flawed, racist, prejudiced etc. National identity is diluted with aspersions toward historical references. National History is re-written, re-defined, and molded to fit the new intended behavioral model and create the new values. Movies are art. Established IP (Road House, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, The Lord of the Rings, etc...) are a part of our national, social, cultural (and for the millions who have watched the originals) personal history. Modern Hollywood injects Cultural Marxism (what some people call "woke" or "THE MESSAGE") into classic IPs, usually at the expense of a good script, acting, direction or other aspects of filmmaking. This is the current degenerate modern art we are meant to compare the classics to so we can see how traditional art was superior to modern art created by "woke" Liberals. Degenerate art, the crumbling economy, rising inflation, social division caused by Liberals and many terrible political policies are preparing the way for another Fuhrer to come along and save us from the Communists, just like Hitler promised the Germans. You say "Hollywood is so unoriginal", but that has nothing to do with it. Hollywood is controlled opposition for Conservatives helping to turn people away from the asserted idea or belief of Marxist ideologies towards religious Conservative Fascism as the solution to the growing threat of Communism.
Great American hero traveling from dive bar to dive bar helping them stay open instead of being turned into family-oriented high-value vacation property.
I was thinking of checking this movie out, but my yearly quota for bad writing and editing was fulfilled after watching "The Little Things" a few weeks ago. Thank you for taking the bullet for us Space Ice!
@@ItsFreakinHarding. this is what's called a "Receipt/Rain check" Where respected actors/actresses got put on by either a connected agent or connected family member to get their "big" role And now they got to give the studio or producer a "payback" in a cheap cash grab It's very common in Hollywood
I felt like this film was trying to have it's cake and eat it too. They worked so hard trying to create a more grounded story but as soon as any action started, they tried to embrace an absurdity that felt like a knee jerk.
@@aniebaYou taste is in your mouth. Jake Gyllenhaal is the epitome of nepotism. Patrick Swayze is a icon. Red Dawn, Roadhouse, Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Point Break...every character he played impacted American culture. Swayze is a legitimate dancing talent. A true Superstar in every sense of the term. Jake will always get good press because he played the gay cowboy but in reality he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
Jesus Christ, did they blow the whole casting budget on Jake and Connor? Every other person in this movie has the acting ability of an actor from a 90's straight-to-vhs movie. It doesn't help it's shot like one too...
@@leroilapue15 The 90's had some really good movies, yes, but it had a LOT of bad ones. It's just they went straight to VHS or TV, so we just didn't notice them quite as much. Saying today's movies are bland and morally bankrupt compared to then is crazy. There's SO many amazing movies and TV shows nowadays that it's incredible. Problem is there's also much more bad movies and TV than ever, so it doesn't seem like there's as much good stuff. And the reason for that is just the sheer amount of content available to us today. There are so many streaming services, each producing a WIDE variety and quality of content. Today is far and away the best time for film/video/TV...
@@xtraspecialj yeah there are some great tv shows today and some good movies but I think we are all tired of the crap the industry is producing these days, and "the message" lol
5:04 "Now we get... scenes of people we don't care about, throwing people that we don't care about... for reasons I'm sure we don't care about." Perfect commentary! This movie looks like what would've happened if instead of coke, Van Damme decided to take medical grade anesthetics instead.
@@thinkhector Good luck that is preventing him from actually dying, like it was suicidal to drive his victims to the hospital, but his plot armour forbids one of them from further injuring him while driving. I've already forgotten the other instances, but that's what I meant. For anyone else these would be terrible events, but for him they aren't quite terrible enough.
@@bobbob-dg1kt It's a movie. Most things are implausible. You could make the argument that it would be dangerous to attach the driver of the car though. I'll give an example of a beloved movie that also had an incredibly improbable event, Star Wars. In a world filled with thousands of planets, and trillions of living creature, Luke just happened to run into his sister.
@@ComicBookGuy420 Yes, but you also see how improbable it was to run into her at all? Imgine is his Uncle isn't buying Droids that day. What are the odds the Empire stops her ship right above the planet Luke is on? I mean it's far out there. But that's movie magic. I don't even find fault with it. It's just a mechanism to move the story along.
The how answered: he got his full rate, and he’s a 10 million a movie director, and this only took 6 weeks to shoot. Doug is a genius in some ways, and in some ways just a Hollywood guy. It depends on his mood and the movie.
09:17 BRUV! I’ve got 4 Black Belts and have taught Krav Maga for over a decade but seeing Connor kick that barstool and yell the battle-cry *THATS WUT* I literally soiled myself, had to stop watching and am now spending tens of thousands of dollars per day in therapy. If only I had watched this video sooner! You’re doing *THE LORD’S* Work Space Ice!
I feel your pain... but I am still in shock my eyes actually saw these things... that person behind the bar........ I'd have just turned heels and walked out seeing that serving me anything.
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. (From BBC Arts) In Munich, Adolf Hitler staged two exhibitions which defined the way we think about modern art. The Great German Art show displayed the artists he approved of, the Degenerate Art show displayed the artists he despised. In these two exhibitions, mounted side by side in adjacent galleries, the battle lines were drawn between traditionalism and modernism. It’s a battle that’s still being fought today. The Nazis wanted people to see both shows, but they didn’t want people to make up their own minds. The idea was to see the Degenerate Art show, and see how German art had been debased - and then see the Great German Art show, and see how the Nazis has redeemed it. Step one of the Four steps for ideological subversion (Yuri Bezmenov, 1985) Demoralization - this is a process which can take about 15-30 years to perform (a generation). During this stage, the moral fibre and integrity of the country is put into question, thereby creating doubt in the minds of the people. To do so, manipulation of the media and academia is required to influence young people. As the younger generation embraces new values, such as Marxism and Leninism, the older generation slowly loses control simply through attrition. Again, true facts no longer matter during this stage, but rather creating perceptions are of paramount importance. Communism and Religion Abolished - all religious and metaphysics is rejected. Engels and Lenin agreed that religion was a drug or “spiritual booze” and must be combated. To them, atheism put into practice meant a “forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions.” Eliminating American exceptionalism, fundamental change of national identity, structural deconstruction of foundational principles, elimination of religion. Embedding a new societal design upon the psyche of generations through ideological academia, peer pressure by elites upon academics and society to convince that prior values were inherently flawed, racist, prejudiced etc. National identity is diluted with aspersions toward historical references. *National History is re-written, re-defined, and molded to fit the new intended behavioral model and create the new values.* Movies are art. Established IP (Road House, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, The Lord of the Rings, etc...) are a part of our national, social, cultural (and for the millions who have watched the originals) personal history. Modern Hollywood injects Cultural Marxism (what some people call "woke" or "THE MESSAGE") into classic IPs, usually at the expense of a good script, acting, direction or other aspects of filmmaking. This is the current degenerate modern art we are meant to compare the classics to so we can see how traditional art was superior to modern art created by "woke" Liberals. Degenerate art, the crumbling economy, rising inflation, social division caused by Liberals and many terrible political policies are preparing the way for another Fuhrer to come along and save us from the Communists, just like Hitler promised the Germans. You say "Hollywood is so unoriginal", but that has nothing to do with it. Hollywood is controlled opposition for Conservatives helping to turn people away from the asserted idea or belief of Marxist ideologies towards religious Conservative Fascism as the solution to the growing threat of Communism.
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I just turned off my brain for this movie and let it ride!
C.M was very entertaining though
OMG!!! The, "There's no door bell, YEAH That's why they invented knocking" bit broke me...I'm crying with laughter so hard I can't breath!!
Thanks bro, I won't watch that sht.
😂🤣🤣🤣😭🤣 your the Goat Bro
1989 Roadhouse Vs 2024 Roadhouse
Hats off to the VFX team for seamlessly removing the two watermelons McGregor was carrying under his arms through the entire movie.
slow clap.
Sensei Seagull’s first rule: Bring a watermelon, or two, to class.
Dude, that is actually very very funny! Truly!
🤣 nailed it
My friend and I were laughing at how hard McGregor was trying to walk like he was a big guy.
"She died last year."
"Wow! She sounds great! Now please stop talking."
Brilliant.
Thought he was gonna say "She got off easier than the rest of the people in this movie"
Space Ice is the hero we need but dont deserve
I got tired of this channel's gimmick about 15 seconds in to the first video I ever saw. But as soon as I saw he'd done Shit House I knew he'd found the film it was born for, and he was going to deliver us a masterpiece. He did not disappoint.
A character who wants to die in a fight getting super excited at actually getting into one, but getting carried away with taking as many guys down with him that he accidentally wins is legit such genius comedy
My favorite bit of comedy is how he just keeps letting the bar get completely trashed over and over. Didn't the woman hire him to stop this very thing?
Saitama
@@Laneous14 😂😂
That move looks so dumb. I can't believe Seagal didn't at least have a cameo in it..
Damn u beat me to da point🤣
A Seagal cameo is called "playing the main character".
He was, who did you think played the train?
I can't believe it's not his script and he's not playing main character.
He actually played the part of the house boat.
I worked on Vikings for years. MacGregor spent about 3 years begging for a part, and he was finally given one right up his alley; playing a Viking king of Dublin sent to fight one of the main characters one on one in a Holmgang. He never turned up. Turns out it was too wet and cold for him. We were shooting in the mountains in Ireland. It's almost always wet and cold. He thought he'd be in a studio under the lights and just didn't fancy being cold and wet. Absolute dick, the fella.
Not surprised
An Irishman afraid of the cold.
Let’s all take a moment and remember Khabib absolutely annihilating him and saying in an interview “he talked too much and he tapped. I was so disappointed he said he was a warrior and when I had him in a choke he didn’t go to sleep, a warrior goes to sleep. They don’t tap. I was so disappointed and I wasn’t satisfied.” 😂
I find this story a tad unbelievable. Most likely it was just an issue with pay. There is literally an underwater fight scene with McGregor in this movie. So I doubt getting wet was the issue.
@@thinkhector well just look at his name brah. I'm McGregor fan but this thinks he's an ape. He delusional.
I have no idea how some of these writers and directors find work.
Nepotism
Laundering money to fund the war efforts in Ukraine, probably
dei
Money laundering schemes to fund the Ukrainian war effort, probably
@eyesofstatic9641 thanks for telling everyone you're racist
My buddy told me this was pretty good. Im now questioning our friendship and the person he is.
😂
Block his number immediately
You can never in your life trust him again.
You guys all make solid points. How can I look him in the face ever again? Or take anything he says seriously? This is huge 😕
I was about to watch it, changed my mind. I am waiting for the Beetlejuice 2. It’s still Michael Keaton so I have high hopes.
A cop blowing 100k on a boat rather than the doctor is actually super realistic.
Specially in-context, when you think about the fact that they're The Hamptons police (and God knows how many of the wealthy and uber-wealthy degenerates plurges hush money on the cops over there **rackles, Jeffrey Epstein**) and that the cop in matter was in his 30s.
This movie was as pointless as stairs in Seagals home.
lol i imagine he has one of those chairs like Mrs. Deagle in Gremlins
KABLAMMO!!
This movie was as pointless as Kung Fu Panda 4.
Nailed it😂
That's where you're wrong. Seagal makes his body double use them.
Every Hollywood pitch meeting for the past 15 years: "Hey, remember {insert 80s or 90s movie here}? Let's remake that, only worse!"
Brace yourselves, they'll remake American Psycho next
For the most part, South Park nailed it with Cartman Kathleen Kennedy
"Put a chick in it and make it lame"
@@ComicBookGuy420 put a chick in it and make her lame and gay.
I know this is a gag edit... but like... did they actually want anyone to like any of the supporting characters?
'Cuz holy phoque...
But why tho? @@falconeshield
Why did they bother calling it Road house? The original was about Dalton sorting out a rough bar. This was about stopping property developers trying to get land to wreck a bar nobody cares about.
Beach bar would've been more appropriate, or Low Bar
The ghost of Patrick Swayze was rowing that boat. You could see the disappointment all over his ghost face.
I see what you did there…..”Ghost….Patrick Swayze” 👏👏👏
Or smiling in glee, as yet another remake of a movie he starred in is making his og one look like rivers of pure gold.
*unchained melody plays🎶
Not as deep as his disappointment when his fiancée kissed Job-a-là-Whoopi!
You mean the ghost Sam Wheat?
Why do they keep calling this very obvious beach bar a “roadhouse”. Should it be on some interstate in the middle of nowhere? This movie failed even at location scouting
All it has to accomplish is to throw off your nostalgia for the original, same for all reboots that intentionally suck. It’s an alchemical ritual by the people who run the world, and they believe in it completely.
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@@michaelwills1926 so you think the agenda of woke liberal Hollywood is to purposefully make bad remakes so we no longer pine for the past? Okay so 1. it's not working, 2. what the fuck would anyone possibly hope to accomplish by that? And I guess 3. if they want us to stop pining for the past the easier thing to do would be to stop giving over the control of resources to oligarchical corporations to the point everything is monopolised and society is divided into haves and have nots. Come up with a fucking sustainable economy. I'm sure that's a more practical solution than 'alchemical rituals' (that literally no one believes in except schizophrenic youtube commenters).
Filming at a beach bar is probably the only way they got this many people to be in this POS movie. The logistics of getting Conor mcgregor and post Malone to show up to the middle of nowhere at the same time was probably way out of budget.
@@michaelwills1926 could be
"Aids mustache" is the greatest line I have ever heard. 😂
😂😂😂😂
pretty sure he said 80s mustache lol
@@esp-music he definitely didn't say 80s mustache
AIDSrific
The original used to fuck movies like the remake in prison
Comment of the fuckin' century right here!!!!!!
i see wut u did thar!
😂 best reference ever
😭😂
Top comment of the thread @spaceice please freeze all comments now
A 100k boat is owned by a cop and not a doctor... ok movie !? 😂😂😂
Why not? Its the least valid criticism in the whole movie, US cops are very well paid and not particulary trained.
Yeah, Miami Vice already cornered that shit.
@@dorianleakeyA US cop earns like 50k, while a doctor 300k. So it’s a big nope. Unless she was trying to suggest that cop was corrupt.
are u not from the us? Cause cops are way overpaid. They say 50k but with all the overtime they get, they always round out to 100k or more
A corrupt cop could explain that!
Is Conor McGregor really unable to walk properly in real life? That was the most distracting part of the entire film for me.
What are you talking about? He's carrying invisible watermelons under each arm and has a butt plug up his ass throughout the course of the movie which is why he's walking like that.
I think we've yet to see it. He's a fucking cartoon
Staying rigidly flexed for every nausea inducing scene shown had to be tiring for him .. leading to his cartoonish walking
I was wondering why he was walking like he had some medical problem.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug
And bam a Donnie Darko reference out of nowhere. This man is a true genius of everything cinema
The airplane never came...
@@falconeshield i did.
in four strokes!
I've cached that too.
Amazing guy
Yup unfortunately it seems Donnie Darko blows this shite outta the water.
Let's not get carried away. Since when is using "Nate Diaz" as verb a "cinematic" reference? U cuda stopped typin after, "of everything", but u jst had to be overdramatic smh.
Dang, Space jumped on this one quick! 😂
Well, the movie has become a meahgah-bloquebustah-hit-movie.
I guess you could say it was Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience!
It jumped itself baby!
@@tonyromano6220The movie was so bad the croc jumped over the shark
Thanks so much Iceman, Thanks a bunch
I love it when the Parody review of the movie is better than the actual movie. You, Mr Space Ice, are a goddamn legend.
Couldn't stop laughing. I had no idea this was a real movie. Keep up the good work.
Hollywood needs an intervention. Like, seriously, someone needs to take their production toys away and put them on timeout.
Well said!
We need to bring back asylums and fill them up with those mainstream movie industry idiots.
It wasnt that bad man
@@madmatt6454 Thanks for letting everyone know you have no standards.
@honeybadger6275 all i said is it wasn't that bad man. And it wasn't. I didn't say it's my favorite movie or even top 20 lol 😆. You need to take a chill pill and stop trying to discern the impossible from a 5 word sentence.
It's decent enough to warrant one watch if you're a fan of ufc or fan of the original movie. Does it have some bad acting (the sheriff 😆) or some over the top corny lines (this piano is out of tune)? Of course. Still not a bad way to kill an hr and a half after work or before bed if you have Prime.
I don't think this movie was ever intended to be taken all that seriously... and neither was the original. They're meant to be mindless entertaining fun. This movie isn't looking to win Oscar's. It's looking to make people laugh and imagine a crazy zaney world different from our own.
Did OG “Road House” last week and then reviews the crappy remake this week. Space Ice is truly a man of the people!
Thanks for recapping this. I was only able to make it half way through when I tried to watch this
Should've shown Van Damme dancing again. Just for something funny to look at.😂😂😂
Imagine Van Damme doing a split between two planes. Breathe in. Exhale.
@@falconeshield wing spliting
But suddenly, he doesn't have a care in the world.
Road house its entertaining asf
"Time travelling jet engine to fall out of a wormhole onto the boat" - that one got me! 🤣🤣🤣
Lol you beat me to it 😂
Swayze should have ditched the Donnie Darko Emo breechloader when he had the chance.
Donnie Darko sequel would be nice. Shout out to Space Ice, he is on it!
I’m so glad that the writers strike ended because we get to have movies like this written for us to enjoy.
In Borat's voice: NOT!!!
It was horrendous until McGregor came in and made it unbelievably horrendous.
😂😂😂 it was a shitty movie but seeing Conor was hilarious AF only entertaining character in the movie.
Such a movie Karen. Suppose your favourite film has Daniel Day Lewis in it?
@@Woodkin007 okay Brokeback Mountain don't get you panties in a bunch 😮💨😮💨
Mcgregor was the best part of it
@barnabybot who are you calling Karen, Karen 😂
It feels like the writers aren't trying to fend off AI for their jobs.
AI is doing the job but they keeping the paycheck
AI is garbage. The images, and most text is derivative crap. It doesn't worry me.
But it should worry people like this, that produce the same garbage.
This guy is the only reason I know these movies 😂
I didnt think Jake Gyllenhaal would ever be in a MEGA BLOCKBUSTER.
to be fair he was actually in some great movies.
but this one - not so much 🔥
He was in Day After Tomorrow don't forget.
Bunny Barko or w/e
That one that starred the jet engine iirc
He was in Prince of Perversia - The Vince McMahon Story.
Nightcrawler and End of Watch are really good movies.
This film does not contain any giraffe ladies dressed as table cloths. Disappointment thy name is Road House.
I thought it was "giraffe ladies dressed as picnic tables" but close enough.
@@chrisperrien7055 Aye you're right.
@@ghostlightx9005 "Aye you're right"?
So you used proper English with "Aye". LOL
Are you some "red-neck" from Australia?😎
OMG I just stumbled across this channel and I’m so glad I did!!!
I haven’t laughed this hard for years!!!! Thank you! You’ve got a new subscriber.
"You sure?"
"FUCK YOU."
I can't get enough of this shit!!
This movie was so boring. I suspect they had a script just laying around with a different name on it and said, “let’s just change the name to Roadhouse and call it a day.”
Most likely. The new crow remake looks like it was originally a John wick knockoff. And they added a little bit of the crow mythos to be able to call it the crow.
Yeah it used to be called "Never Back Down 5."
@@thisshouldbeentertaining3386 soon as I saw they cast the guy that killed the new it movies as the crow I passed
why not. the four biggest movie franchise hits of the 80s were literally rewrites of the same source. diff is they still absolutely kick ass today and aged brilliantly to the point i dont think any of the films or actors have been cancelled yet. Except Mad ol' Uncle Mel. AND THEN there was a string of 8 comedy movies, that used bits from all four of those franchises that came from the same souce, in about 6 of the movies they made. Those dont hold up as well but still....
@@privateinformation2960
What are the 4 franchises
Star wars
Godfather
Terminator
Predator?
"Laying in bed, waiting for a time-traveling jet engine..."
lol, nice "Donnie Darko" Reference!
"There's a door here. How are you a doctor?" Made me laugh so hard I cried.
That totally caught me off guard bro 😂
Space Ice turning this reboot nobody asked for into a shitty version of Leaving Las Vegas is just the thing we all needed. 👍
So what
can a movie truly be a "worst movie" if Steven Segal isn't in it?
It's a movie so bad that casting Seagal in the lead role strangely would have made it at least slightly better...
😂 and it's true
And Neil Breen as the villain
I only found out Neil Breen thanks to Space Ice. Neil makes Tommy Wiseau come across as a legit Oscar contender.
No it fucking wouldn't.
No. The fight scenes would have been terrible
I love the narrative that the main guy is just suicidal dude who just can't die*
I actually made an animated short film based on that premise 13 years ago.
Deadpool 2?
Thank you for this. I couldn't bring myself to finish the actual movie but I had a deep yearning to find out how it ended.
chatgpt wrote this movie, right? Cause there's no way a real writer wrote this garbage 🤣
Hello. I am the one who wrote this masterful gem of a remake. I am proud of this masterpiece because it showcases what a first generation retard black lesbian can do… if she really sets her mind to it! Jake was a second choice for the main character, as Steven Seagull was on the toilet at the time and his stunt double was in Aruba.
I don't think Ai know who that Knox guy is just yet
seems they got the insufferable woman right.
AI responsible for all the bad movies lately, I don't think even Skynet is that horrible, but then I don't speak computer overlord
Meh, easily written. Jake is a king. Sorry he doesn't have a broccoli headed haircut like some zoomers.
Director: "Cut!"
McGregor: "You guys were filming?"
@@rogierb5945Legit
😂😂😂😂 accurate.
🤣it's funny cause it's true
Overused meme
Not as overused as your mom's puzzeey @@Rattus-Norvegicus
You went digging for that Donnie Darko reference and came up with gold.
Jake seems to be doing that "live, laugh, toaster bath" method of acting throughout this movie.
His character always looks like he didn't sleep for 3 weeks. Man needs a chamomile asap
Holy $#¡+ 😂
I have never heard that before
@@falconeshield What do you expect when he's out drinking every night and sleeping on some hot ass boat house with no AC in Florida?
Even Jake Gyllenhaal needs a paycheck ever now and then.
That HGH and other PEDs don't pay for themselves.
especially now that the Hollyweird is dying.
The whole movie felt like the writers wanted to develop Jake's character but had no idea how to do it. Also why are all the women annoyed all the time in this movie?
All around me are familiar franchises
Worn-out franchises, worn out movies
Bright and early for the daily Box Office
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Clever play on the lyrics to Tears for Fear’s “Mad World.”
What a disaster. Jake's potential was wasted here, and Connor should stick to sports.
No no. Leave sports out of this.
Can’t blame Conor seems the writer and director wanted a cringe comedy and they got just that. Even without Conor this movie is unwatchable 😂
I mean, watch the press interviews for the movie with Connor. They are definitely entertaining with how cracked out he is.
@@gato313 I don't think this was supposed to be a comedy, which makes it so much funnier lol.
*sports And assaulting elderly people
I don't laugh out loud as much at anything in my life as these videos... Keep droppin gold brutha.
Conor McGregor should have just said "money plane" for every line.
Poor Patrick Swayze. This is third attempt to remake one of his movies and it also is a rancid turd that has been fermenting in a a nursing home infested with c-diff. Point Break, Red Dawn, and now this. Is nothing sacred?
Which turd?
The point break remake was the worst of a bad bunch
@@exsmoker74 I'm convinced these movies exist as interrogation tools. I'll admit to anything you want to not have to sit through them.
They did a dirty dancing remake I think several years ago.
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
(From BBC Arts)
In Munich, Adolf Hitler staged two exhibitions which defined the way we think about modern art. The Great German Art show displayed the artists he approved of, the Degenerate Art show displayed the artists he despised. In these two exhibitions, mounted side by side in adjacent galleries, the battle lines were drawn between traditionalism and modernism. It’s a battle that’s still being fought today.
The Nazis wanted people to see both shows, but they didn’t want people to make up their own minds. The idea was to see the Degenerate Art show, and see how German art had been debased - and then see the Great German Art show, and see how the Nazis has redeemed it.
Step one of the Four steps for ideological subversion (Yuri Bezmenov, 1985)
Demoralization - this is a process which can take about 15-30 years to perform (a generation). During this stage, the moral fibre and integrity of the country is put into question, thereby creating doubt in the minds of the people. To do so, manipulation of the media and academia is required to influence young people. As the younger generation embraces new values, such as Marxism and Leninism, the older generation slowly loses control simply through attrition. Again, true facts no longer matter during this stage, but rather creating perceptions are of paramount importance.
Communism and Religion
Abolished - all religious and metaphysics is rejected. Engels and Lenin agreed that religion was a drug or “spiritual booze” and must be combated. To them, atheism put into practice meant a “forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions.”
Eliminating American exceptionalism, fundamental change of national identity, structural deconstruction of foundational principles, elimination of religion. Embedding a new societal design upon the psyche of generations through ideological academia, peer pressure by elites upon academics and society to convince that prior values were inherently flawed, racist, prejudiced etc. National identity is diluted with aspersions toward historical references. National History is re-written, re-defined, and molded to fit the new intended behavioral model and create the new values.
Movies are art. Established IP (Road House, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, The Lord of the Rings, etc...) are a part of our national, social, cultural (and for the millions who have watched the originals) personal history.
Modern Hollywood injects Cultural Marxism (what some people call "woke" or "THE MESSAGE") into classic IPs, usually at the expense of a good script, acting, direction or other aspects of filmmaking. This is the current degenerate modern art we are meant to compare the classics to so we can see how traditional art was superior to modern art created by "woke" Liberals.
Degenerate art, the crumbling economy, rising inflation, social division caused by Liberals and many terrible political policies are preparing the way for another Fuhrer to come along and save us from the Communists, just like Hitler promised the Germans.
You say "Hollywood is so unoriginal", but that has nothing to do with it. Hollywood is controlled opposition for Conservatives helping to turn people away from the asserted idea or belief of Marxist ideologies towards religious Conservative Fascism as the solution to the growing threat of Communism.
Now I know why my stomach hurts after watching your videos, each time it’s a round kick straight through it "roadhouse - Peter Griffin" lolll
2024 Road House would have been better movie, if Rob Synder was the lead character.
A sentence you can only agree with though time travel
Who the hell is Rob Synder?
@@FlaviusBrocephusBlissful words, whoa
@@FlaviusBrocephusprobably meant Schneider.
Rob Schneider from The Hot Chick to be more accurate. 😂😂
People we don’t care about, pushing other people we don’t care about for reasons we don’t care about 😂😂😂
I was reading this comment when he was saying it 🤯🤯🤯🤯😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just when you thought nothing could make you realize how epic the original actually is... Thank GOD I turned this off after 20 minutes!!!
Great American hero traveling from dive bar to dive bar helping them stay open instead of being turned into family-oriented high-value vacation property.
Dive bars that double as established hunting grounds for man-eating crocodiles who have a penchant for slow drunks.
“Progress” also has “ogre” in it.
Hafta to break some Swayze’s to remake an omelette.
Hahaha i was trying to figure out why the bar being turned into a resort would be so terrible
@@julianrosas9134 Because apparently only "rich assholes" would go there and not middle-class families. 🙄
@@kommisar. It was sad watching all the middle class families have to leave. Oh wait, they weren't showing up anyways.
There’s only ONE Roadhouse, and it’s the one with Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot.
Correct
I was thinking of checking this movie out, but my yearly quota for bad writing and editing was fulfilled after watching "The Little Things" a few weeks ago. Thank you for taking the bullet for us Space Ice!
This comment section is better than the movie
Facts.
Never trust a tough guy with an equality tattoo on his neck. Space Ice has saved me hundreds at the theatre. 🤣
And here I thought he was a math nerd.
Amen 😂
@ninab.4540 😂😂😂😂😂🎉
Is that what that was?! JFC. 🤦♂🤦♂
💯
Dam you @Spaceice you got me addicted to your review, hours of pure fun and madness thank you keep them coming
“Oh wait, is this a cartoon?”
“Occasionally it is, sir, yeah.”
That sounds like a pitch meeting quote. Is it a pitch meeting quote?
The love interest and the sheriff have some of the worst performances ever committed to film.
Hey now, that "love interest" is the same girl who played Ratcatcher II in The Suicide Squad😍
Always love seeing Bucho in a movie.
@@ItsFreakinHarding.good for her but that still doesn’t change the fact that she was dog shit in this movie.
@@ItsFreakinHarding. this is what's called a "Receipt/Rain check"
Where respected actors/actresses got put on by either a connected agent or connected family member to get their "big" role
And now they got to give the studio or producer a "payback" in a cheap cash grab
It's very common in Hollywood
@@ItsFreakinHarding.So there's 2 god awful movies she has been in. Cool.
The narration was very funny. I actually lol’ed.
Subbed for the “win-win” line.
Peter Griffin:"Roadhouse"
Road road road
I agree. Peter grifin wouldve made a better roadhouse xast
House: "House"
@@jacob9538
House: it's never lupis
Sure , Meg!!!
I’m so glad somebody else admits that this movie was NOT good.
not good is an understatement. This movie was complete dogshit
I think most ppl agree this movie sucks ass
I felt like this film was trying to have it's cake and eat it too. They worked so hard trying to create a more grounded story but as soon as any action started, they tried to embrace an absurdity that felt like a knee jerk.
I was suspicious when all the TV morning shows were praising it for some reason.
What do you mean? All I've heard are negative comments from people. Everyone seems to hate it.
Believe it or not, this is the 1st time I actually subscribe to a channel. I enjoy this guy's product.
Roadhouse didn't need to be remade. Ever.
Jake Gyllenhaal is a good actor, but he's no Patrick Swayze and never will be.
Never stopped a bad movie from being made in Hollywood. Steven Seagal is not a good actor, but his movies were made.
Lol Jake is a way better actor
@@anieba He's a good actor but doesn't have the charm of Patrick Swayze.
@@aniebaMaybe one day he'll make an interesting movie then.
@@aniebaYou taste is in your mouth. Jake Gyllenhaal is the epitome of nepotism. Patrick Swayze is a icon. Red Dawn, Roadhouse, Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Point Break...every character he played impacted American culture. Swayze is a legitimate dancing talent. A true Superstar in every sense of the term. Jake will always get good press because he played the gay cowboy but in reality he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
This "modern audience" version of Roadhouse must be the definition of Schizophrenia.
What "modern audience"? They don't show up for this shit either.
@@cenciende9401the original had heart and this one was made to rip it out
First off: for a movie called road house, they are primarily on boats in water. For two: what was the point of knocks?
Should've been called Boathouse instead.
I was anticipating a Donnie Darko reference, what with the Gyllenhaal and Swayze connection, and of course Space Ice didn't disappoint.
Jesus Christ, did they blow the whole casting budget on Jake and Connor? Every other person in this movie has the acting ability of an actor from a 90's straight-to-vhs movie. It doesn't help it's shot like one too...
It’s supposed to suck, like everything else since 2012. Something about alchemy and the aeon of Horus.
hey now the 90's was a tour de force of cinematic awesomeness compared to the bland, washed out, morally bankrupt nonsense we get today
@@leroilapue15 The 90's had some really good movies, yes, but it had a LOT of bad ones. It's just they went straight to VHS or TV, so we just didn't notice them quite as much. Saying today's movies are bland and morally bankrupt compared to then is crazy. There's SO many amazing movies and TV shows nowadays that it's incredible. Problem is there's also much more bad movies and TV than ever, so it doesn't seem like there's as much good stuff. And the reason for that is just the sheer amount of content available to us today. There are so many streaming services, each producing a WIDE variety and quality of content. Today is far and away the best time for film/video/TV...
@@xtraspecialj yeah there are some great tv shows today and some good movies but I think we are all tired of the crap the industry is producing these days, and "the message" lol
@@leroilapue15 I literally have no clue what you're talking about...
Roadhouse is the alternate universe that was hinted at in Donnie Darko. Violent, incoherent, and inane. Was wondering where Frank the rabbit was.
If Vodka and Redbull was a person it would be Conor MacGregor.
Perfect description 😂
*proper 12 & cocaine
*horse piss and rohypnol.
This was the funniest commentary I’ve seen. Really well done, thank you for the laughs
Reference to Donnie Darko was next level!
5:04 "Now we get... scenes of people we don't care about, throwing people that we don't care about... for reasons I'm sure we don't care about."
Perfect commentary! This movie looks like what would've happened if instead of coke, Van Damme decided to take medical grade anesthetics instead.
When I die,
I want Space Ice to do my eulogy
This crap is as unwelcome remake as the Red Dawn turd from a few years ago 💩
And the point break remake
@@exsmoker74I told you. The bland trilogy. Point Blank + Total Recall + and this one. Red Dawn is bonus content.
@@falconeshield all great films, until they were poorly remade.
@@exsmoker74The remakes are the bland quadrilogy no one asked for.
More than a few years ago, that was more than a decade ago.
I have started walking like McGregor after watching this; careful now!
same
Ahhhh, please never stop making these. They brighten up the day every time 😅
I have no idea if your summation is correct, but a story about a suicidal man cursed with good luck is amazing.
Good luck? I mean he's suicidal, but everything that happens after is just pure bad luck.
@@thinkhector Good luck that is preventing him from actually dying, like it was suicidal to drive his victims to the hospital, but his plot armour forbids one of them from further injuring him while driving. I've already forgotten the other instances, but that's what I meant. For anyone else these would be terrible events, but for him they aren't quite terrible enough.
@@bobbob-dg1kt It's a movie. Most things are implausible. You could make the argument that it would be dangerous to attach the driver of the car though.
I'll give an example of a beloved movie that also had an incredibly improbable event, Star Wars. In a world filled with thousands of planets, and trillions of living creature, Luke just happened to run into his sister.
@@thinkhector
You know they didn't find out they were related until the third movie?
@@ComicBookGuy420 Yes, but you also see how improbable it was to run into her at all?
Imgine is his Uncle isn't buying Droids that day. What are the odds the Empire stops her ship right above the planet Luke is on? I mean it's far out there. But that's movie magic. I don't even find fault with it. It's just a mechanism to move the story along.
The best channel on UA-cam
this is abysmal and a spit in the face to the original
This version isn't good enough to tie the laces of Swayzes version !
Plus a Roadhouse film without Wade Garrett is a crime against the viewers!
Exactly right. (Said like Wade Garrett)
A crime against all humanity.
Thought that at first, but you know it would be Queen Latifah coming in to lecture him on his privilege.
Ghost of Brad Wesley saying, " I explain it wrong...?"
Is that post 0:19?
Yes it's Post
Yes that's Post
Jake Gyllenhaal will never be Patrick Swayze level cool. Im-fkn-possible
Jake Guyllenhaal will never even be as cool as that diarrhea shit I took this morning.
It wasn’t a very cool shit btw
How Doug Liman went from Swingers, The Bourne Identity, Mr and Mrs Smith, Edge of Tomorrow and American Made to this crap is beyond me.
The how answered: he got his full rate, and he’s a 10 million a movie director, and this only took 6 weeks to shoot. Doug is a genius in some ways, and in some ways just a Hollywood guy. It depends on his mood and the movie.
09:17 BRUV! I’ve got 4 Black Belts and have taught Krav Maga for over a decade but seeing Connor kick that barstool and yell the battle-cry *THATS WUT* I literally soiled myself, had to stop watching and am now spending tens of thousands of dollars per day in therapy.
If only I had watched this video sooner! You’re doing *THE LORD’S* Work Space Ice!
All I can do is shake my head, and slam a few beers because therapy cost too much.
I feel your pain... but I am still in shock my eyes actually saw these things... that person behind the bar........ I'd have just turned heels and walked out seeing that serving me anything.
Your writing on this is superb. Howled laughing. Thank you for your work
Every single video is Brilliant..Thanks
Sam Elliot would disapprove of this movie 10000000%
His mustache would disapprove 100000000000000000%
Sam elliot would not even rate the movie its so bad...
Hollywood is so unoriginal nowadays
Growing up is realising this
Destrying beloved franchises is their thing now
@@LeonardoRodrigues-vi2hsStar Wars is always repeating the same stuff over and over.
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
(From BBC Arts)
In Munich, Adolf Hitler staged two exhibitions which defined the way we think about modern art. The Great German Art show displayed the artists he approved of, the Degenerate Art show displayed the artists he despised. In these two exhibitions, mounted side by side in adjacent galleries, the battle lines were drawn between traditionalism and modernism. It’s a battle that’s still being fought today.
The Nazis wanted people to see both shows, but they didn’t want people to make up their own minds. The idea was to see the Degenerate Art show, and see how German art had been debased - and then see the Great German Art show, and see how the Nazis has redeemed it.
Step one of the Four steps for ideological subversion (Yuri Bezmenov, 1985)
Demoralization - this is a process which can take about 15-30 years to perform (a generation). During this stage, the moral fibre and integrity of the country is put into question, thereby creating doubt in the minds of the people. To do so, manipulation of the media and academia is required to influence young people. As the younger generation embraces new values, such as Marxism and Leninism, the older generation slowly loses control simply through attrition. Again, true facts no longer matter during this stage, but rather creating perceptions are of paramount importance.
Communism and Religion
Abolished - all religious and metaphysics is rejected. Engels and Lenin agreed that religion was a drug or “spiritual booze” and must be combated. To them, atheism put into practice meant a “forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions.”
Eliminating American exceptionalism, fundamental change of national identity, structural deconstruction of foundational principles, elimination of religion. Embedding a new societal design upon the psyche of generations through ideological academia, peer pressure by elites upon academics and society to convince that prior values were inherently flawed, racist, prejudiced etc. National identity is diluted with aspersions toward historical references. *National History is re-written, re-defined, and molded to fit the new intended behavioral model and create the new values.*
Movies are art. Established IP (Road House, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, The Lord of the Rings, etc...) are a part of our national, social, cultural (and for the millions who have watched the originals) personal history.
Modern Hollywood injects Cultural Marxism (what some people call "woke" or "THE MESSAGE") into classic IPs, usually at the expense of a good script, acting, direction or other aspects of filmmaking. This is the current degenerate modern art we are meant to compare the classics to so we can see how traditional art was superior to modern art created by "woke" Liberals.
Degenerate art, the crumbling economy, rising inflation, social division caused by Liberals and many terrible political policies are preparing the way for another Fuhrer to come along and save us from the Communists, just like Hitler promised the Germans.
You say "Hollywood is so unoriginal", but that has nothing to do with it. Hollywood is controlled opposition for Conservatives helping to turn people away from the asserted idea or belief of Marxist ideologies towards religious Conservative Fascism as the solution to the growing threat of Communism.
this is so true and sad at the same time... 😢
Steven Seagal should’ve been casted as the Sam Elliott like mentor role from the original who shows up halfway though the movie
Tries to take one for the audience lol. After watching it I wish too he stayed in the car on the train tracks
The movie becomes funny if you believe Jake is haunting the movie and the cast doesn't know.
@ninab.4540
I really wanted to like this movie too honestly and was looking forward to it. Maybe I'll watch it once more and do your suggestion lol
You just heard Peter Griffin saying "Road House" in your head
Guilty
You don't drive your station wagon with roundhouse kicks? Loser
I didn't
In the previous video, where Space does the old Roadhouse, he says it like Peter several times.
@@robertmaguire1067South Park fan spotted
Another great video, but .... "AID's mustache" ... hmmmm...