@@Shad0wSpill I know, I meant it in good way. Put me into tears as in from laughing so hard. Most bacon flavored things taste horrible so I know why he gagged 😂
The other day I was with my baby cousin, and he was playing in the grass. I looked over and he was squatting, but not any average western spy squat. This was a true Slavic squat. It was perfect. I am so happy that my baby cousin is not an American spy. Thank you Boris.
it's pretty amusing to see babies doing the slav squat at times, it's like we are all naturally given the gift of slav except most forsake it. p.s I can slav squat while taking a dump, so I guess I still have the gift
Dear Boris, I expect this comment to be lost, but I still think this is an important thing to note: (and I know you do not like getting political) About reconciliation between people You are receiving so much love from America and I think that just shows how easily people from different parts of the world can get along. Everyone has their own gopniks and each of us is a little gopnik in their own way; that just shows how similar people are. You are doing a great job improving the understanding between us citizens of the world and I love that about your channel. Additionally, you are super funny and have really gotten me to re-discover my interest in hard electronic dance music. I just wish I could cook as good as you. Stay cheeki breeki my friend and keep on being UA-cam's funniest Russian, many cyka blyats from Germany, -spg
5:13 What hes saying: Sergei, send this to Babushka and send this... back to the hell it came from. Subtitles: Sergey, send this to Babushka and send this.. to Vadim's mailbox
i saw this poem and thought of boris: "if vodka was water and i was a duck, id swim to the bottom and never come up, but vodkas not water and im not a duck, so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up! very appropriate ^^
trolldevil dean dont look at sergeeina in the eyes or the slav king boris will execute you by forcing you to squat for a year blin! Even if your legs die out!
Hmm,boris. It seems that you also fallen to the dreaded curse of censorship in your video. Like,really? Taping over addresses on the boxes just to "preserve their top secret address"? I mean,come on! The letters are so small that no one will be able to discern what does it say anyways. Just pointing out the blatant attempt of censorship in videos like these. Otherwise,its pretty good,but there is no need to censor that penis remark. It is a body part after all,natural part of human life. And the letters on the boxes are so small 99% of the viewers wont be able to discern,blyat.
Other youtubers: thank you so much for all these gifts, they are all beautiful Boris: What is this? Who sends me this, are you some kind of debil? Gotta love Boris :D
Oh, yeeees finally my package arrived. 8:18 . Semki was not poisoned actually! I mentioned that for you my dear friend Boris not to be afraid to eat them!
7 років тому+1
Deividas Nastajus Sveikinu. Blemba, as pats galvoju Borisiukui nusiusti siuntinuka. Beje, keik kainavo siuntimas?
Deividas Nastajus I come from Lithuania too but I just can read and speak Lithuania. I can English german and Lithuania. Liebe grüße aus Deutschland :D
the brown cheese of Norway is not cheese at all, but caramelized milk sugar. when it is fresh, and hasn't been sitting in a box for a month it tastes like the Polish cow candies.
Maciek Białek there are cows on them, and Boris called them cow candies so I used his term so as many people as possible would understand what I meant.
Every now and then I come back to the unboxing playlist, and I always get such a warm feeling of nostalgia and humor. Sending love to all the comrades, and don't forget to keep heels on ground ❤️
I just imagine several shelves in Boris's kitchen dedicated to mayonez, him staring at it long and hard. "I finally have enough mayonez." And thus another seal was broken, and the end of the world came one step closer.
How to make blyatmobile: step 1: get quality Soviet motor vehicle step 2: attempt to put addidas stipes down centre step 3: get it wrong step 4: 'cyka blyat' step 5: adjust step 6: cheeki breeki activated!
Life of Boris Hey if you don't want the hat then I'll send a fanmail next time for you to send hat to me.Could use it for er...*Clears throat* Yugoslavian things... I will be removing.
27:46 you have a beautiful singing voice and a blyatiful voice too, for badass hardbass... I want you to sing kalinka for some reason and I don't know why
BORIS!!! You eating vegemite physically pained me, everyone knows it has to be served on a toast with lots of butter and a tiny dollop of vegemite! And don't even get me started on the fairy bread fusion thing!
"Noo...You see, if you want to send me a cooking book, that I will actually use, be sure the word America on the cover." xD Soviet СССР values have made their mark!)
A us 50 Dollar bill is worth about 3470 rubles and you got 2 1 dollar bills= 138 rubles so alltogether you got 3608 rubles but it's illegal to use US currency in Russia last time I checked
Same reason you don't see British using pounds in America they have to be exchanged same with for me Russian Currencies most Americans shops don't know if they are worth or legal currency
Please always continue making the amazing content, it's great thank you for all the time and effort you put into these videos that make you barely any money, I'm sure every fan including myself appreciates it. Stay cheeki breeki my friend, also, I think you may actually have a day soon, when you have too much Majonez...maybe...if that's even possible.
Just here imagining Blad and Bankrupt searching for random ruins across soviet union and stumbles upon this abandoned building with a ton of fan mail from across the world. That will be confusing xD
I mean if your going for accuracy mg 34 42s were not widely used at Stalingrad considering the Battle ended in February of 1942 right when the gun was being distributed
How to piss off boris: show him a packet of shell-less sunflower seeds
+The S
its like sending a crossword puzzle but the puzzle has been solved
Life of Boris I know what I am sending you...
Christoff's Life ಠ_ಠ
I have never had nor seen shelled semechki where I live (Eastern US)
I feel sad that you can't really get sunflowers seeds with their "shells" here in Finland, or at least I haven't found them anywhere yet. :(
to people thinking they are seeing my face at 00:12
yes, half my actual face is yellow and other half is black. you found me out.
Life of Boris You must visit real Czech Pub. We have really good beer , but Vodka , not so much.
Life of Boris lookin very good comrade
Life of Boris ui
Shashlik King, why do you wear the Anarcho-Capitalism flag on your face?
Life of Boris Boris's dad is black confirmed
"If I had a Dollar for every Dollar somebody has sent me, then I would have 55 Dollars at this point, Which I do"
Boris 2017
Boris (6) is a genius💪🏼🔥😂
"If marmite tastes like rat poison, then vegemite tastes like rat poison lite."
- Boris
VEEMITE ALL THE WAY.
FUCK MARMITE ITS FOR PUSSYS
I may not have tried rat poison but it's probably better than marmite
And that's why we eat it in Australia in order to become toxic to rats
Love Marmite. And fish paste! Marmite is great as a broth in boiling water - or to season stew, tastier than salt.
Hi Vietnamese comrade, how's going:)
-"back to the hell it came from"
cc: "To vadim's mailbox"
Good one xD
Boris hates vegemite, This is crime in Australia (the country I live in)
@@lachlangray4432 I think most the world hates vegemite
"Today's tip: If you see the explosion, it is already too late. Might as well enjoy the view." Blin, you killed me, Boris XD
after doing research i second that this a terrible tip
If you saw the explosion it wasn't for you
That whole bacon Mayo and bacon rub got me. The “*Gags* Mmmm nice” put me into tears
He may be a bit blunt in conversation, but he a considerate gopnik
That's honestly how most Americans react to Slavic food so.
The reverse checks out.
@@Shad0wSpill I know, I meant it in good way. Put me into tears as in from laughing so hard.
Most bacon flavored things taste horrible so I know why he gagged 😂
The gag was probably because of the powder being strong but it was great tho.
@@nGEnigma I guchdhssysydydydgsgsgzgsgsgsdtdtdyxtxttxxtxtxrzrzrzrzeeseesezrrdf,careers
Stroke
The other day I was with my baby cousin, and he was playing in the grass. I looked over and he was squatting, but not any average western spy squat. This was a true Slavic squat. It was perfect. I am so happy that my baby cousin is not an American spy. Thank you Boris.
Heels in sky, is western spy
it's pretty amusing to see babies doing the slav squat at times, it's like we are all naturally given the gift of slav except most forsake it.
p.s I can slav squat while taking a dump, so I guess I still have the gift
Jim Chance same but with my autistic brother
asd asdas same
I'm glad that I'm not an western spy
Dear Boris,
I expect this comment to be lost, but I still think this is an important thing to note: (and I know you do not like getting political)
About reconciliation between people
You are receiving so much love from America and I think that just shows how easily people from different parts of the world can get along. Everyone has their own gopniks and each of us is a little gopnik in their own way; that just shows how similar people are. You are doing a great job improving the understanding between us citizens of the world and I love that about your channel. Additionally, you are super funny and have really gotten me to re-discover my interest in hard electronic dance music. I just wish I could cook as good as you.
Stay cheeki breeki my friend and keep on being UA-cam's funniest Russian,
many cyka blyats from Germany,
-spg
+schizophreniegenie
actually it started out as a way to make slavs play along together again. I guess my power was stronger than expected.
+schizophreniegenie
and thank you
schizophreniegenie I
Schöne Worte mein Freund!
See? Even after the german got raped by the soviets, we they can still get along!
Kidding lol
at the beginning it looked more like Boris is looking for a place to shoot heroin LOL
112cla50 reminded me of stalker
112cla50 "lets try this substance"
112cla50 Krokodil's one hell of a drug...
Boris does not shoot heroin, He shoot pure Mayonez straight into the vains. :P
112cla50 it seemed like Boris was going to shit, after that horrible polish mayonese
I do not watch unboxing, or fanmail videos normally. But I only watch the most slav ones.
I love how he put the time and effort into putting a conversion from degrees C to degrees Kelvin but not degrees F.
Well you can t argue, he is not Western spy.
Much easier with Kelvin...
Cause Faranheit is shit
I use Celsius anyways is easier
If the temperature changed by 1 celsius it also changes by 1 kelvin. Temperature celsius(n) in kelvin is ( 273+n). It not hard
30 minutes of Boris
*_O R G A S M I C_*
Yes
I think I splooged
0:00 what's song ? Please help !
Darude - Sandstorm
lll POLSKA GOPNITSA lll it was taken down really sorry!
3:02 "let's use the bayonet this time...for sharper taste".......I see what you did there Boris....Xaxaxa
He uses the same knife to open the filthy boxes and taste the mayonez.... ew
+ErebosGR it's the Slav life
Oh - I just got that - duh
xaxa
5:13 What hes saying: Sergei, send this to Babushka and send this... back to the hell it came from.
Subtitles: Sergey, send this to Babushka and send this.. to Vadim's mailbox
lol😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
I think Boris has enough Mayo for now. Send him sausage instead.
There is no such thing as "enough mayo".
HE SHORTENED MAYONEZ HE IS A WESTERN SPY
*Mayonez
Never enough mayonez- from a western part Slavic American
Sosig*
Boris with the old Aussie proverb: "shit, could've been worse! Could've been Marmite!"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"It tastes like someone tried to make cheese out of the wrong end of the goat."
11:00
This killed me.
THIS WAS THE BEST ONE YET LOOOOL
I love browncheese but if you not used to eating it is not good
@@vimanjo9801 w a t
@@vimanjo9801 yes it is amazing
that note of 100 billion is an actual note from Zimbabwe, where I was born, really cool to see. I have quite a few myself, they are now collectables.
+Eric Gardiner
i read they are not any more used
Life of Boris true, Zimbabwe no longer uses those notes, they use the capitalist American Dollar... such a shame.
LONG LIVE RHODESIA
Life of Boris that note is vadim grade level shit. cannot even buy beer from that.
Eric Gardiner Hold the fuck up.... Your white ass was born in Zimbabwe?
The Music before the intro is called "Blyatstorm - DJ Blyatman" in case anyone wants to know :P
Ace of Spades haha i actually looked like 10 times trought the description and couldnd find it haha
It’s been removed 😑
Thanks
Thank you!!!
This man will never run out of food supplies. His fans will keep sending stuff
too soon, he closed his PO like 1-2 years ago
8:40
Maybe it's because I'm sober, but the reason why they were sending two postcards instead of one, could be because it was two of them?
I think the same.
+Daniel Nicklas V
that makes sense. but in letter he only ask for one.
Maybe one was to keep.
One to send back and the other to keep
its 4 am but i am here boris. sincerely, asian fan.
caffeineyeti 1 My asian brother sleep is needed you know
hello. sincerely, Boris.
caffeineyeti 1 4am but I'm here, sincerely a Australian fan
I'm here sincerely North American.
caffeineyeti 1 i
i saw this poem and thought of boris:
"if vodka was water
and i was a duck,
id swim to the bottom
and never come up,
but vodkas not water
and im not a duck,
so pass me the bottle
and shut the fuck up!
very appropriate ^^
22:04 That's not the hand of a Sergei...more like a Sergeevna. Boris, are you sending an encrypted message blin?
+trolldevil dean
I will be sure to ask him to wear a manly glove next time
Life of Boris
Bear fur ones, please.
Maybe not Sergei.. but Sasha, oh blyat!
trolldevil dean dont look at sergeeina in the eyes or the slav king boris will execute you by forcing you to squat for a year blin! Even if your legs die out!
Hmm,boris. It seems that you also fallen to the dreaded curse of censorship in your video. Like,really? Taping over addresses on the boxes just to "preserve their top secret address"? I mean,come on! The letters are so small that no one will be able to discern what does it say anyways. Just pointing out the blatant attempt of censorship in videos like these. Otherwise,its pretty good,but there is no need to censor that penis remark. It is a body part after all,natural part of human life. And the letters on the boxes are so small 99% of the viewers wont be able to discern,blyat.
ah yes I see Polish mask I send you arrived safely :p
where can i find masks like that. i really wanna turn into psycho mantis
Ebay
(ps: for soviet masks like the gp-5, get a newer russian filter)
I want to like your comment but it has 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it
Is there any way to obtain the instruction? I bought exactly the same mask but got no instruction somehow ._.
+ваша мать you weren't supposed to tell them that
Other youtubers: thank you so much for all these gifts, they are all beautiful
Boris: What is this? Who sends me this, are you some kind of debil?
Gotta love Boris :D
You seriously found an old run down shack just to do this unboxing?
Did neighbor vadim make noise in time of video again?
+Piroclanidis
yes. and yes.
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM
VADIM BLYAT
@@LifeofBoris it's always Vadim...VADIM BLYAT!
Oh, yeeees finally my package arrived. 8:18 . Semki was not poisoned actually! I mentioned that for you my dear friend Boris not to be afraid to eat them!
Deividas Nastajus Sveikinu. Blemba, as pats galvoju Borisiukui nusiusti siuntinuka. Beje, keik kainavo siuntimas?
2 Eurai
Deividas Nastajus I come from Lithuania too but I just can read and speak Lithuania. I can English german and Lithuania. Liebe grüße aus Deutschland :D
Very nice of you to send :)
Last time I called a guy "Mr. Mexican" I got fired from my job
Lmao
This job is not cheeki breeki!
Op
Maybe you just called him the wrong name, call him "Mr. Hispanic"
What's the problem calling someone "Mr. Mexican"?
Glad you enjoyed the flask :D you know, 2 flasks for 2 different types of vodka
AM 1 for Vodka 1 for Kompott
One for clear kvass and one for Russki Standard
the brown cheese of Norway is not cheese at all, but caramelized milk sugar. when it is fresh, and hasn't been sitting in a box for a month it tastes like the Polish cow candies.
those are not cow candies it has a freaking name e-e "krówki"
Maciek Białek there are cows on them, and Boris called them cow candies so I used his term so as many people as possible would understand what I meant.
I've had the brown cheese once when I was in Norway. I've no idea how you manage to eat that.
foorje i don't know what you mean, it is delicious
foorje - It's probably an acquired taste.
Every now and then I come back to the unboxing playlist, and I always get such a warm feeling of nostalgia and humor. Sending love to all the comrades, and don't forget to keep heels on ground ❤️
22:04 That is a female hand. It has a wedding ring... I think comrade Boris is holding out on us
or it could be babashika
That is just wishful thinking
holy crap man. now i see it
It's sergei
That is a left hand and the nails are painted
I just imagine several shelves in Boris's kitchen dedicated to mayonez, him staring at it long and hard. "I finally have enough mayonez." And thus another seal was broken, and the end of the world came one step closer.
+Ragebrew
there are boxes of it. stacks of boxes.
6:55 shit that is some good skill in catching mayonez XD
You have a Arabic fan! My tribe squats because the ground is literally boiling!
lol more like "remove keboob"
lmao wtf
Richthofen Friedrich I'm Arabic, boris should visit and try to squat on a camel
Cheeki Ivan-HD hqhaha he blyat
How to make blyatmobile:
step 1: get quality Soviet motor vehicle
step 2: attempt to put addidas stipes down centre
step 3: get it wrong
step 4: 'cyka blyat'
step 5: adjust
step 6: cheeki breeki activated!
Broseph Stalin მოღალატე ხარ ჯუღაშვილო.
+Broseph Stalin So were you the leader of Broviet Union or the Soviet Union?
Sajkaca isnt suppost to suit your head size, its just supposed to be on your head :P
+Slav Outlaw
OH
Life of Boris Hey if you don't want the hat then I'll send a fanmail next time for you to send hat to me.Could use it for er...*Clears throat*
Yugoslavian things...
I will be removing.
John cordero *KARADZICUUUUUU*
Life of Boris try it out sometime on video, thatd be cool
John cordero
water zipping intensifies
Boris is back
I read that wrong
but let Boris sey how wrong he read that.
Boris is black
"cult following starter kit" made me laugh, everything boris says is quotable.
That Mayonez in Mexico is the most popular Mayonez! And here the Gopnik is the Cholo😂
Tank Powerlifter I love that mayonnaise
Yeah its good Mayonez but I bet the Norwegian mayonez is good too. Not sure why its in a toothpaste tube.
To prank foreign visitors.... Ever tried brushing your teeth with mayonez?
@@BeyondDaX polish is good too
Boris, show us your food pantry! I need to see how much majonez you actually have after all those packages.
7:55 *OMG* this sound is *EPIC* :D
WOW. Real Czech candies and beer!
You've been lucky this time!
what did boris say when he wanted the next letter?
papers please
wow
*Detention button*
jorgi plz
27:46 you have a beautiful singing voice and a blyatiful voice too, for badass hardbass... I want you to sing kalinka for some reason and I don't know why
THIS video is such a treat! Greetings from Romania
Boris = everybody's comrade
-T-X-M- in communism we share comrades
Me and all of my friends absolutely love all of your videos! You've quickly become my favorite UA-camr. Keep it up and stay cheeki breeki
6:56 I can't stop laughing
I wanted to sleep but fuck it new Boris video!!!
6:56 is amazing. Love you, Boris.
BORIS!!! You eating vegemite physically pained me, everyone knows it has to be served on a toast with lots of butter and a tiny dollop of vegemite! And don't even get me started on the fairy bread fusion thing!
That putting the spoon onto the table... A classic Mayonez junkie move :D
To the girl who drew the fan art of her hugging Boris, I see a bright future for you
Yea is nice
Is not nice, s i n e p.
Maaaaaaan I missed the PO box by a few years, it looks like 😭 I wish I could've sent a care package from the USA
Is sergei a girl! You can see a girls hand at 22:03
+Juuso Helynen
I will ask him
Life of Boris Or her. you never know.
Girlfriend?
Maybe it is Sergay Gay Gay Gay
Juuso Helynen maybe Boris is actually meaning Sir Gay...like a noble gay...this explain girly hands.
Thanks for all of your hard work making this video! Loss of circulation was a noble sacrifice.
6:55 , and we also have some... blyyyat
Boris, there is bacon flavored everything in The United States....
supersad - Boris is now about 35% through the American citizenship test by eating that.
i found a bacon flavored ranch
We bleed bacon grease
I don’t care I’ve watched this for the actual 469th time in quarantine
"Noo...You see, if you want to send me a cooking book, that I will actually use, be sure the word America on the cover." xD Soviet СССР values have made their mark!)
"If I had a dollar for everytime someone send me a dollar I woul have 55 dollars"-Boris. loved it
I never get tired of his voice!
Born to be a GOPNIK my russian friend. Vive la Gopniks
Paul Walker los*
Gopniki is plural and virus is Estonian
SuccMyCuck ₩H¥ ?
Takeda Sensei les*
Paul Walker pen blyat
“Oh kurwa it is beautiful”
Boris is Polish confirmed
rare footage of ww2 soldier unpacking supplies he will need to fight the attacking germans
circa 1944
I live in norway, thank you for a compliment.
"If you mix the three together, I'm pretty sure that you get mustard gas."- BORIS- 2018
you have a great sense of production and editing. very well done.
My friend Boris, check your inbox on youtube
0:16 *THIS IS HOW UA-camRS WILL SURELY LIVE THANKS TO 'FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENET*
I was very tired and fell asleep to your soothing slav voice Boris. Thank you
A us 50 Dollar bill is worth about 3470 rubles and you got 2 1 dollar bills= 138 rubles so alltogether you got 3608 rubles but it's illegal to use US currency in Russia last time I checked
You get the western spy label.
it's not illegal?? You just need to go to exchange and get rubles
Same reason you don't see British using pounds in America they have to be exchanged same with for me Russian Currencies most Americans shops don't know if they are worth or legal currency
How come he hasn't got any surstromming yet
Because it's good he stays alive - he is funny!
Pretty sure you can't send surstromming in the mail because of the smell. Heck, you can't even take it on planes!
@@A_tired_dude_named_Luke if its sealed shouldnt it be fine?
Huh
Bet you didn't think you had squatting brazilian fans before, have you Boris?
I see HUE BR everywhere
HUEsquat!
Hue squat
Or any Kvass drinking Chinese fans, right?
there seems to be a lot from there.. why is that? sale on adidas?
The unicorn with a dick, it killed me 😂
"This one taste like...they tried to make it from the wrong side of the goat"
For everyone who thought that the sinep joke was a joke, you're wrong.
3:53 the unicorn has a MASSIVE sinep
Bacon Mayo
Boris: "wtf is wrong with you people?"
Hahahhahahahhaha
Bliat , I was about to send a thousand blins
Blyat*
*Blyak
Barak Obama*
Blyat*
“This is not normal” lol
His accent makes everything he says sound funny.
When Boris says something sarcastic or satirical
it sounds even funnier because of his accent.
This guy is a blessing, let me give you my love and support
Boris likes western mayonez!? Boris has broken the rule at chapter "Slav101" of Gulag.
Please always continue making the amazing content, it's great thank you for all the time and effort you put into these videos that make you barely any money, I'm sure every fan including myself appreciates it. Stay cheeki breeki my friend, also, I think you may actually have a day soon, when you have too much Majonez...maybe...if that's even possible.
"rat poison lite" - im ded hahaha ...
That person did do a cool drawing in front of the tree though.
Damn I can't believe someone actually mentioned Michigan!
Just here imagining Blad and Bankrupt searching for random ruins across soviet union and stumbles upon this abandoned building with a ton of fan mail from across the world. That will be confusing xD
Imagine if all these package came from one place and the local store be like, "who bought all the mayonez!?"
DO NOT GO TO DETROIT MICHIGAN UNLESS YOU WANT TO RELIVE STALINGRAD
why not both?
I mean if your going for accuracy mg 34 42s were not widely used at Stalingrad considering the Battle ended in February of 1942 right when the gun was being distributed
Boris: "and send this... back to the hell it came from"
Subtitles: to Vadim's mailbox
Spot on subtitles
Mikor megláttam a szigetelőszalagot a levélen tudtam, magyar küldte.
7:58 had me crying in laughter xDDDD, you fking legend xD
Conosis lol gaggg
I love long video but you are starting to act like you kind of superstar, please stay cheeki breeki my friend lots of slav-love
So much love from Serbia my brother !
Nikola Zlatanovic Real slavs should be honored by boris not these fake slav americans
Hey comrade,I noticed your background music was a remix of "Squat" by XS Project.Where can I find this?It sounds awesome!
It was actually blyat storm by dj blyatman. Somehow it was taken off a few months back. Perhaps some day we will see someone re-uploaded it.
(5:16)
Boris: Send it back to where the hell it came from
Text: Send it back to Vadim's mailbox
Boris have same gopnik Chinese 3 dollar watch, blin! (Only its brushed aluminium not rose color, but we don't talk about that)
RIP Blyatstorm
Wondering the same, what happened?
im still trying to find any copy in internet... that was a fcking good theme.
It's weird, you can't, and it's like it's been deliberately scrubbed from the Internet. But why?
Damn, I have it downloaded on my old phone, as soon as I fix I'll upload it, if anyone still wants it
@@BigFyrma YEEEEEEES
after years youtube finally decided to recommend boris's videos to me. thanks youtube, you're 5 years late.